Hi, I'm a teacher at a high school and this is my first time watching any of your videos. I thought this was hilarious and I appreciated the humor because, depending on your level of familiarity with the subject matter, it can be engaged with on different levels. Is there any chance that you would upload a version of this that doesn't make the reference at the end? I'd like to use this as a teaching tool with my students to discuss satire, tropes, and gender roles. Just checking. Thank you.
They're not wrong; it's how unholy acts start small with cuddling, then head pats disgusting, finally hand holding time for a crusade at that point because there's no god here, and you're not thinking about the church anymore...
Awe shit, the professor was talking to fast during the food discussion. Does anyone have notes that I can copy? Oh god if this is on the midterm I'm going to fail so bad
As a girl who has experience from having several girlfriends (all at different tiimes, of course), a tip is to just take it slow. When you rush into liking someone and confessing to them while barely knowing their interests, they will think that you like them for their looks only and there's a lower chance for them to feel the same way about you. And even if they didn't reject you, you will most likely fail halfway because, again, lack of knowledge of their interests. Also, I'd be lying if I say looks don't matter because it does. And, like Professor Lando said, you don't have to have a washboard for stomach. Just keep yourself look clean and kempt. Confidence is attractive in women's eyes as well. So whoever you are, who's trying to find love, I wish you the best!
Cuddling is the most stress relieving thing I've experienced irl. We didn't sleep and kept cuddling, in the morning it felt like we slept, not even tired.
The next most useful advice for obtaining the mythical girlfriend is to shower regularly. I know bros that’s a hard ask but believe me it greatly raises you chances.
@@yoshiagiota5299 Well, that [comic friend] was beaten But I've found a way to mimic his powers To [find a way] making my own [Critical thinking] Jim Builder is [not aviable] yet Stay [crazy] and [creative] See you all very soon MAY THE DARKNESS FOLLOW YOU AND PROTECT YOU FROM ILLUSIONS OF THIS WORLD
A lesson in girlfriends is a bit strange considering this is one my introductory courses for my femboy degree. Struggling with the concept. Is there available office hours?
I hear a lot of sophomores complain about this course if they're in the femboy track. But remember what the professor said, the Girlfriend is an amorphous archtype and as a future femboy *you* can be the girlfriend in your relationships. So being aware of what you are aspiring towards and also knowing what the "boyfriend" perceives the role as can help you maximize your performance once you are using your degree in the real world. I'd say taking the Advanced Girlfriend Psychology course in your Junior year as an elective can really help your resume and I'd recommend talking to your advisor about it!
Living this since 6 years old. Parents hit me every time I brought it up. “I didn’t raise you that way”. I could only respond with “If you have expectations, you’ll always be disappointed because life can never reach those expectations”
He forgot to cover the Law of Inverse Bed Proportions. The smaller your gf physically is the more space she takes up on the bed and the less you are left with. Her bed territory increases exponentially in relation to how small she is.
@@coelhaacapivara1532 don't worry jokes like that are made by braindeads, it's best to ignore it Sooner or later they'll die a lonely painful death Hm, hate this type of personality....
Though I have shed my gender shackles, I was raised a Girl and would like to explain the Fry Thing: It’s rooted in internalized fatphobia and comes from being afraid of doing *anything* that will make them feel or be perceived as fat/not caring about keeping a skinny figure in any way. A lot of foods get labeled as “bad” or like “only fat ppl who don’t care about themselves order/eat these foods.” it’s hard to unlearn that, and is safer to mooch/share said “bad” food from/with friends or partners rather than order it yourself and risk comments like “you’re really gonna eat that?” “shouldn’t you be watching your diet?” at stuff like that. Also, can confirm, the cuddle void can never be filled.
Correct Romance is not alowed Only [fools] fall for that [silly trick] Who would want to be [mainpulated by nonexistent silly strings of super strange madness]?
This video appears to be mostly jokey, but I will say as a sapphic, The most important thing to remember with women is that they are people. Sometimes pickup artists forget that. I've heard pickup artists say that "women are like children and don't actually know what they want" and stuff like that. Just remember, women think just like you. Maybe not the same thought processes, but still complex adult thought. Women have interests besides purses and makeup (though those are valid interests that are often devalued because they are more feminine) Like I personally love video games and art.
The main problem is that thinking "girls are people" often leads to a false conclusion "girls think in guy-like patterns", which is one of the major causes for being put into a friendzone. Those "pickup guys" are overcorrecting - yes, if you think that girls are not normal people, you will not make this fatal mistake, but you will make many other mistakes. But this is an understandable overcorrection, an easy trap to fall into.
@@Straga_Severa In my experience the friendzone happens from guys thinking that me treating them with basic decency is flirting. (Though I guess in my wlw relationships we have the opposite issue fo "is she flirting or are we just gal pals?") And I did say, the processes may be different, but some people often mistake that for us being dumb. But as someone who hangs out with a lot of people of both genders, I don't notice much difference. Guys tend to be less affectionate, but I've met some very affectionate dudes too.
@@Straga_Severa Yeah, I'm just saying that the idea of disimaler thought patterns is easy to fall into "Women are dumb and shallow and only care about purses." Our thought patterns are very similar though, it's really just affection that differentiates and that's a more individual then gendered thing.
@@tytotech9498 It seems like we are mostly agreeing =-) Except I think that although individual personality is very important, the gender plays a huge part too - both from biological and sociological point. (Example - compare an average male and an average female reaction on an unsolicited nude photo ;-) )
once me and my gf were on the verge of a breakup and that made me so anxious that i was literally playing 4d chess thinking about what she could say about anything i could say. it wasn't healthy, it wasn't fun. but i did it, and we'll be engaged in mere months hopefully.
Can't wait to show my boyfriend my notes I took on today's lesson. He's very uneducated about this, especially the part about the cuddles. Hopefully I can spread your wisdom beyond the classroom :)
As a recent boyfriend to girlfriend convert, I appreciate professor Lando's lecture because it helped me discover who I truly am through never ending cuddles
As corny as this sounds I gotta let you know that watching this video made me immediately like and sub, because that’s something that so rarely happens and I sincerely appreciate the hilarious, quality content.✊🏾
i haven't been interested in a video in a long time but this really caught my attention . this has truly enlightened me and open my eyes. i will now proceed to be single by force and suffer to not test these topics sensei has discussed.
@@alexterieur8813 I'm sorry that I have to sound like that These days it's really hard for me to come up with something creative What is The Pyramid in Control? Sounds familiar, somehow
Thank you. I have been wanting to experience “having a girlfriend” and your video made me feel like I had a whole relationship in 10min. Now im good for another year or like 2 days idk which yet will write back with an update
I think the reference materials for this lesson are Domestic Girlfriend, Rent a Girlfriend, Girlfriend Girlfriend, Girlfriend Beta, 3D Girlfriend and Kanojo x Kanojo x Kanojo (Girlfriend x Girlfriend x Girlfriend). Pretty informative shows.
Well, I hate these nonexistent things that I definitely won't need I've got a [Hyperlink blocked] I don't need anyone else The thing I've got is [Out of this world] Destruction was inevitable No more positivity Only death awaits by aproaching me Hahahahaha :)
How about to get some [Red substance which definitely isn't infected by corruption]? Or something like [Cool crystal which definitely won't turn you into statue]? [White nothing which definitely won't remove your memory]?
Holy shit I don't know where to begin, Professor Lando said everything right. I felt what he said about the cuddling, then he spoke the truth about the bed, the "I don't know what I want to eat" and void that can never be filled.
10:18 I ultimately gave up giving her a choice and started telling her where we're going lol. Protip for this lifestyle (lifestyle? lol): Remember the places she likes and keep those in mind when you're deciding where you're both eating.
Learned a Big brain tip: if you are taking her out to eat and she's typically indecisive just ask "guess we're we are going to eat' then choose the first answer she gives you
@@ltphantomknight8942 in my experience the one that never fails is suggesting a couple types of food(mexican/sushi/italian etc) and then with the type you give two choices ez lol
Honestly all my boyfriend can do when i ask him what he wants to do or eat is saying i dont know. So now i either just tell him what we're doing or eating or give him a choice between 2 or 3 answers. If he cant choose one i choose for him. If he ends up actually communicating a preference, most of the time i go along with it.
I think this might’ve lost a few people a girlfriend. I don’t think the professor gave great advice this time around, but I’m proud of him for branching out the subject matter of the curriculum.
@@pootietangleYT WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?!‽ My 32 gfs all left me after i wrote this comment, I took all the advice and they all left me at the same time! I need to know if your 32 gfs are the ones who left me! WHAT ARE THEIR NAAAAAAAMES!?!?!?
@@ashtray3860 Their names are probably Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Karen
Yo... I actually feel enlightened. At first I didn't want a girlfriend because of the effort that would take. But now I'm reconsidering because now it sounds like a exciting challenge.
Alternatively, if you give different answers during the character-creation process, you might end up with the parallel "boyfriend mode" challenge, which is equal to the girlfriend one but with different rules. Some players end up with the "single" mode, which has its own challenges. All of them do eventually get you an achievement and/or credits at Ligma U, however. :)
Sadly I want a gf, but i don't want the responsibility of handling another human being. Waifuism is appealing to me, but waifus don't respond as complexly to stimuli as an actual human. I guess I'll just go monk mode until AI girlfriends become a thing. Edit: I did it boys, I somehow got a girlfriend that actually loves my weirdness. I'm gonna go study the video now.
Same, i am still waiting for AI boyfriends too. I can't handle actual human emotions, it's too complex and tiring (i am not even joking, it is) Let's just pray from heaven above to make our waifus and husbandos to be a reality, Amen 🙏
@@culturedvulture2015 not based, it's actually sad as fuck, and very VERY concerning that people agree with that and think it's ok to have that mindset
@@jasonparker2616 nah it's based, because you're able to say what you think despite people not socially validating you. I mean how would a 2d husbando or a waifu be any different to having a religion. It's a free country lmao, as long it isn't hurting anyone it's whatever.
@@culturedvulture2015 it IS hurting you, maybe not physically, but most definitely psychologically. Humans are so much better than soulless fictional characters, they actually have some fucking meaningful moments with you, sure they can get angry, sure they can be stupid, sure they can get disappointed or argue, but that's part of fucking life, and these experiences will teach how to actually treat someone and interact with people. A soulless caricature of a "human" is not going to give any of that meaningful stuff, it never will. And if you don't experience any of this you'll become a sad asocial loser with no idea of how humans actually function.
One lesson I learned in my venture Professor, whenever a "girlfriend" asks any gentleman like myself: "Does this ____ make me look fat?" It's highly recommended to avoid answering that question is what I learned. Instead bring up another topic to discuss about i.e. weather, sports, e.t.c.
Uh....anybody else getting the feeling our professor is like, talking about something very specific and real...? C'mon, dude. It's okay to get counseling, and it's okay to break up. Us, the Ligma U students and alumni, we're here for you.
4:38 this hug is a DNA approval hug. 'you are a DNA I'd like to... use for generating a next hopefully improved one'. such hugs are in our DNA from previous generations
Tysm Professor. I now have 20 girlfriends and I'm working on obtaining my Shiny gf (rng permitting)
@@fnafgamer4367 bruh
@@fnafgamer4367 he aint lying he is very serious about it he is the ultimate Chad and a proffesional pokemon player
the shiny version is really hard to get keep me updated if you get there
@@TheOriginalStarwalker83 oh he's talking about pokemon
This man radar chaining girlfriends holy shit
I will now apply all I learned here to my next venture.
Random dark humor joke:
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
@@israelmcclain8097 I was once told laughter is the way into a women's heart. Keep doing what your doing.
What do you find in a clean nose
Fingerprints
@@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames Thanks bro
@@saintwumples4403 😂
Lesson not received. I was too busy staring at his Killer Queen sweater.
Wait what’re you doing here? I was not expecting to see this odd crossover but I am not disappointed
Average doomer traversing the path of perpetual torment in trying to get a gf
I had the same problem, I tried to find it the whole time.
@@binivanbinsen4076 idk if you've found it already, but just in case you haven't it's from Steady Hands :)
S A M E dear Doom pro
Hi, I'm a teacher at a high school and this is my first time watching any of your videos. I thought this was hilarious and I appreciated the humor because, depending on your level of familiarity with the subject matter, it can be engaged with on different levels. Is there any chance that you would upload a version of this that doesn't make the reference at the end? I'd like to use this as a teaching tool with my students to discuss satire, tropes, and gender roles. Just checking. Thank you.
Email me at professorlando.edu@gmail.com and I can send a link to a version that simply has the end clipped off. Thank you!
@@Profussy Will do in the next few minutes, thank you very, very much! I think my students will find you as engaging as I do. :)
No way this is being shown at high schools holy frick
LESS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
W teacher
what professor said is actually completely true. I've been taking better care of myself recently and now I have two girlfriends and a boyfriend
Can't wait for the "boyfriends 101" sequel
I sincerely hope it's just as bitter and passive-aggressive as this one.
"What to do when your homies won't cuddle you"
Nothing gay about kissingyour homies is you say NoHomo
"Babe, how do I look in this dress?"
"Idk"
@@666HeroHero
Lmfao
"Cuddling is unholy"
Ah we have men of the cloth in chat
Cuddle is [forbiden]
Love is [illegal]
All I know is [grief]
@@lukascisar6740 sticking the the meme life is not good
@@PHOENIX_FLY_
I don't even know what good means anymore
@@lukascisar6740 doog
They're not wrong; it's how unholy acts start small with cuddling, then head pats disgusting, finally hand holding time for a crusade at that point because there's no god here, and you're not thinking about the church anymore...
This class was so hard to get into, the waitlist was like hundreds of thousands of people long. I'm so happy I got in
Awe shit, the professor was talking to fast during the food discussion. Does anyone have notes that I can copy? Oh god if this is on the midterm I'm going to fail so bad
i'm sorry, it's prbly becus of the tens of thousands of retain students like myself who failed the Attachment Programme and had to retake the course
@@chuchupow its a randomly generated test from a set amount of questions, even if I let you copy off of mine the answers could be vastly different
I'm still waiting in line, please help :(
@@Nitrocity7151 actually, while the answers are randomized, every test shares the same concepts, so you can still ace it if you know what you're doing
As a lesbian, I was completely unsure of how the female mind worked, so I thank you for this lecture
My condolences you had to be attracted to the worst group😂😂 we suck
@@acutelilmint8035 No don't do that to yourself, I'm sure you yourself are a great person
👎✝️
How are you a lesbian and not know how your own female mind works?
@@Triangulum1414 could you explain to me what a touch repulsed aro/ace is? I’m curious
As a girl who has experience from having several girlfriends (all at different tiimes, of course), a tip is to just take it slow. When you rush into liking someone and confessing to them while barely knowing their interests, they will think that you like them for their looks only and there's a lower chance for them to feel the same way about you. And even if they didn't reject you, you will most likely fail halfway because, again, lack of knowledge of their interests.
Also, I'd be lying if I say looks don't matter because it does. And, like Professor Lando said, you don't have to have a washboard for stomach. Just keep yourself look clean and kempt. Confidence is attractive in women's eyes as well. So whoever you are, who's trying to find love, I wish you the best!
Take it slow, be observant of her interest and look presentable. Got it thanks man
................this is for meeting anyone in general.
But I like girls that like girls.
Ye, as long as you're not a total slob, someone will probably think you're attractive
@@myfirstcrappyvideobillythe embodiment of an estrogenic degenerate man
As a girlfriend myself, I'm glad our Professor is spreading awareness about it. Glad to see you educating today's youth on important subjects
Honestly I just got a vibe that Prof is better that he isn't a gielfriend?
@@thotslayer9914 Try and think *really* hard about this: I am a girlfriend
Lovely animation profile pic!
I'm having a breakdown here
Am I just a extra?
@@paodebatata3144 Yup. In life, everyone is just an extra in someone else's story.
This is the best televised mental breakdown since Markiplier got stuck in the laundry room.
Ah yes as in only like 2 days ago
What video is this in?
Where might I find this “televised mental breakdown”
@@KingJRool1649 Episode 2 of fnaf security breach
@@hispanicmig6512 episode 2 of markiplier Playthrough of Fnaf Security Breach
I've managed to convince my mom these are my actual school lessons and life has never been more enjoyable
wtf
Mad man
Bruh how
I think you’ll thrive in college
Same, I watch these all day every day and she even compliments me on how I'm so studious
Meanwhile I'm out here learning about femboys
Cuddling is the most stress relieving thing I've experienced irl. We didn't sleep and kept cuddling, in the morning it felt like we slept, not even tired.
I like how this guy is both enlightened and insane
I was thinking I was off the hook because I am the girlfriend, but once he told me not to think that, I started taking notes. Thanks Professor!
You mean off the cuff?
I actually asked out my crush last night and she said yes! Super excited but ofcourse I'll listen to the professors advice
Good luck man
Well done my g
Dont mess it up king
my man. Just do what you usually do. The hard part is over bro. Give us an update later
Best of luck king.
The next most useful advice for obtaining the mythical girlfriend is to shower regularly. I know bros that’s a hard ask but believe me it greatly raises you chances.
lol your gonna have to define "regulary" a bit more clearly for this population haha
Oof, that hit where it hurts
@@peanutrule it doesn't have to be every day, but at the LEAST 3 times a week
is this a thing people struggle with? Cause i'm astounded if so.
@@galarstar052 yes
I cried watching this, truly inspiring.
This channel is absolute gold.
holy shit this man is absolutely DRIPPING in that kira shirt thing
Hello Tohru Adachi from the hit ATLUS JRPG "Shin Megami Tensei Persona 4"
It's called a vest
@@ryuzakikun96 do u know where it's from ? by any chance
@@grimzieeee I think that’s where he got it from
It's a vest or outerwear
As someone who hasn't had a girlfriend in a very long time, this still seems nice
This guy speaks [REDACTED]
I won't aprove it
Some things should be [illegal]
Hey me too, I had a girlfriend in my previous life
Try men
@@lukascisar6740 Spamton?
@@yoshiagiota5299
Well, that [comic friend] was beaten
But I've found a way to mimic his powers
To [find a way] making my own
[Critical thinking]
Jim Builder is [not aviable] yet
Stay [crazy] and [creative]
See you all very soon
MAY THE DARKNESS FOLLOW YOU AND PROTECT YOU FROM ILLUSIONS OF THIS WORLD
A lesson in girlfriends is a bit strange considering this is one my introductory courses for my femboy degree. Struggling with the concept. Is there available office hours?
I can give you private lessons😏
@@thomasltrain7609 woah 😳
@@losts3580 it is overrated tho
Nearly all of the students will not ever be able to practice anything they learn here
I hear a lot of sophomores complain about this course if they're in the femboy track. But remember what the professor said, the Girlfriend is an amorphous archtype and as a future femboy *you* can be the girlfriend in your relationships. So being aware of what you are aspiring towards and also knowing what the "boyfriend" perceives the role as can help you maximize your performance once you are using your degree in the real world. I'd say taking the Advanced Girlfriend Psychology course in your Junior year as an elective can really help your resume and I'd recommend talking to your advisor about it!
How will you explain you're new femboy girlfriend if you don't know what a girlfriend is.
The poetic comparison of a cuddle to Michelangelo sculpting was just kiss of perfection
2:27 Aren't girlfriends expensive?
This dude... 😂
He ain’t wrong
Thanks professor! My waifu was complaining so much about me having other waifus, now we solved all our troubles. All of them get along really well!
I’m pretty sure she’s underage
I thought we only are allowed one waifu, he even goes over that in one of his other lectures!
@@Bdal ZAMN!
@@Bdal she just looks 10 she's really a 1000 year old dragon
Quick reminder : prison is just a place
7:47
"Expect disappointment, and you'll never be disappointed."
Words of wisdom.
The wisest thing your dad said was "I'm going to get milk"
Living this since 6 years old. Parents hit me every time I brought it up. “I didn’t raise you that way”. I could only respond with “If you have expectations, you’ll always be disappointed because life can never reach those expectations”
This is one of the most dangerous things
but then there's No Way Home
@@wildfire9280 what home? The me they want is an entirely different me. It’s a mask. They don’t want me
He forgot to cover the Law of Inverse Bed Proportions.
The smaller your gf physically is the more space she takes up on the bed and the less you are left with. Her bed territory increases exponentially in relation to how small she is.
Can confirm dating tiny Korean lady and she takes up 3/4 of the bed
can confirm, yesterday I tried to sleep and I collapsed under my own gravity and destroyed 3/4 of my bed.
can confirm, im 5'10 and i sleep so close to the edge of the bed im almost falling off
i'm fucking crying laughing at this. HOW DOES HE KNOW. someone has taught him too much, truly
Literally life experience.
Out of all the classes offered this has to be one of the most difficult to comprehend even with the professor’s skill of discussion
Thank you mister professor sir. Your teachings and boundless widsom have already proven fruitfull.
Love your edits💯
As per usual
I have wife. Will still listen to your lecture profussy, master of drip.
>"this is the most virgin chat i've ever seen"
>they're literally in a lecture on how to get a gf
Can't win for losin'.
Kind of the target audience.
Always tought that I was a girlfriend, but now I understand that my role was always being a boyfriend. Thank you very much Professor Lando
And your partners have been GFs all along. Plain and simple!
bro She thinks she's a man💀
@@Movies313 I was talking about the dynamic
@@coelhaacapivara1532 don't worry jokes like that are made by braindeads, it's best to ignore it
Sooner or later they'll die a lonely painful death
Hm, hate this type of personality....
@@coelhaacapivara1532 silly
Though I have shed my gender shackles, I was raised a Girl and would like to explain the Fry Thing:
It’s rooted in internalized fatphobia and comes from being afraid of doing *anything* that will make them feel or be perceived as fat/not caring about keeping a skinny figure in any way. A lot of foods get labeled as “bad” or like “only fat ppl who don’t care about themselves order/eat these foods.” it’s hard to unlearn that, and is safer to mooch/share said “bad” food from/with friends or partners rather than order it yourself and risk comments like “you’re really gonna eat that?” “shouldn’t you be watching your diet?” at stuff like that.
Also, can confirm, the cuddle void can never be filled.
I had my doubts, but thank you professor, I have now confirmed that I'm better off spiritually and financially just hanging out with the boys
Give em a smooch goodnight and they might give you the cuddles you need.
Professor Lando is treading on dangerous waters rn, but I appreciate the lecture
I don't
This is [cursed]
As a married man, the fries part is easily the best piece of advice here
But sharing is caring 😭🍟
Honestly, there's no getting around it. Because the reality is she doesn't want her own fries, she wants *your* fries.
I can agree to that being a married man myself
Truth has been spoken. One has to simply accept it.
@@joshwillingham4592 She wants every fries to be a kiss lol
This is one of the most accurate lessons I've learned at this university yet.
this is by far my favorite course on campus. i truly love taking prof Lando's courses
The science team doesn't need romantic partners we have each other
Correct
Romance is not alowed
Only [fools] fall for that [silly trick]
Who would want to be [mainpulated by nonexistent silly strings of super strange madness]?
Correct
Don't fuck with the science team
"No, this the science team!"
I’m looking quite forward for this analysis
"You do not need to be a girl to be girlfriend" You just opened new options for most human males
But isn't that gayyyyy?!?!?!?
@@fordluis6210 Be your own waifu.
@@SeraphimxSins I am me and my right hand
No
Im in a gay relationship and i think who's the girlfriend constantly change. Maybe we're just closeted lesbians 🧐
most expressive teacher, something we need more of in an otherwise draining education
So.... Teachers should do more cocaine, got it.
@@SeraphimxSins
Yup.
I was a little skeptical, but I trusted your judgement as soon as I saw the killer queen sweater
Chat at 9:50:
"Ah, yes- The Lovecraftian Sleep Position."
This video appears to be mostly jokey, but I will say as a sapphic, The most important thing to remember with women is that they are people. Sometimes pickup artists forget that. I've heard pickup artists say that "women are like children and don't actually know what they want" and stuff like that. Just remember, women think just like you. Maybe not the same thought processes, but still complex adult thought. Women have interests besides purses and makeup (though those are valid interests that are often devalued because they are more feminine) Like I personally love video games and art.
The main problem is that thinking "girls are people" often leads to a false conclusion "girls think in guy-like patterns", which is one of the major causes for being put into a friendzone.
Those "pickup guys" are overcorrecting - yes, if you think that girls are not normal people, you will not make this fatal mistake, but you will make many other mistakes. But this is an understandable overcorrection, an easy trap to fall into.
@@Straga_Severa In my experience the friendzone happens from guys thinking that me treating them with basic decency is flirting. (Though I guess in my wlw relationships we have the opposite issue fo "is she flirting or are we just gal pals?") And I did say, the processes may be different, but some people often mistake that for us being dumb. But as someone who hangs out with a lot of people of both genders, I don't notice much difference. Guys tend to be less affectionate, but I've met some very affectionate dudes too.
@@tytotech9498 Yes, that's what I'm talking about - the idea of the similar thought patterns makes guys believe this wrong idea =-)
@@Straga_Severa Yeah, I'm just saying that the idea of disimaler thought patterns is easy to fall into "Women are dumb and shallow and only care about purses." Our thought patterns are very similar though, it's really just affection that differentiates and that's a more individual then gendered thing.
@@tytotech9498 It seems like we are mostly agreeing =-) Except I think that although individual personality is very important, the gender plays a huge part too - both from biological and sociological point.
(Example - compare an average male and an average female reaction on an unsolicited nude photo ;-) )
The Yoshikage drip though...
I have never felt more aromatic in my life than when Professor Landon was talking about cuddling
Oh my god why do I see you everywhere
Do you mean a-romantic or do you smell like a certain aroma
@@buildinasentry1046 lmaoo
If you want a girl to fall in love with you then feed her poetry.
Disclaimer: this method has not been properly tested.
i mixed my poetry in my crush's breakfast in the school cafeteria. Hopefully she likes it, chloroform is a poem.
once me and my gf were on the verge of a breakup and that made me so anxious that i was literally playing 4d chess thinking about what she could say about anything i could say. it wasn't healthy, it wasn't fun. but i did it, and we'll be engaged in mere months hopefully.
hey man hows it goin
@@idkwhy77 we're married
Some disaggreements and some good times
As anything else in this world
Can't wait to show my boyfriend my notes I took on today's lesson. He's very uneducated about this, especially the part about the cuddles. Hopefully I can spread your wisdom beyond the classroom :)
Lando: explains about how a women's mind works
Also Lando: Wears Yoshikage Kira killer queen sweater
I mean I thought the Yoshikage drip was kinda cool 😳I would want to talk to him
@@jojo-dh7sl yah, same
gotta love how he roasts us while giving me relationship advice
As a recent boyfriend to girlfriend convert, I appreciate professor Lando's lecture because it helped me discover who I truly am through never ending cuddles
As someone who had never had a girlfriend, you have opened a new path for me. Thank you professor!
As corny as this sounds I gotta let you know that watching this video made me immediately like and sub, because that’s something that so rarely happens and I sincerely appreciate the hilarious, quality content.✊🏾
as a female, I can confirm this is an accurate depiction of our physchology.
EDIT: holy heck, this is sarcastic. shut up.
that sounds so dehumanizing oml
@@Poedoco Someone can't take a joke
@@Poedoco what
Cant even spell psychology
@@sauce8148 You should've told them "What are you? A idiot sandwich?"
“does cuddling with a pillow count?” someone asks in chat. lmao 💀
i haven't been interested in a video in a long time but this really caught my attention . this has truly enlightened me and open my eyes. i will now proceed to be single by force and suffer to not test these topics sensei has discussed.
Thankyou sir. I was so confused. i didnt knew how i am going to pass, but this video was very helpful.
I ain’t passing that test
- Lots of love from me and Wario
Hi Waluigi
I'm glad to see you
Please do not use [nonexistent L word which is hard to describe]
It hurts my [black heart]
Waluigi has all the girls though...my dreams are shattered
I don't think I'm gonna get a good grade either Waluigi
@@lukascisar6740 are you speaking like The Pyramid in Control?
@@alexterieur8813
I'm sorry that I have to sound like that
These days it's really hard for me to come up with something creative
What is The Pyramid in Control?
Sounds familiar, somehow
I love how these are always semi-serious
Love my Professor
Thank you. I have been wanting to experience “having a girlfriend” and your video made me feel like I had a whole relationship in 10min. Now im good for another year or like 2 days idk which yet will write back with an update
How's it going
@@joshuahunte2347 i missed her a lot on new years eve cuz that was her bday, but im looking forward to the new year and new ladys haha
@@BungarangYT How about now?
@@santihjusto a girl called me to ask for directions to a mtn climbing spot. That’s the most physical i’ve gotten with a girl since halloween 2020
Hey! How you doing now?
I think the reference materials for this lesson are Domestic Girlfriend, Rent a Girlfriend, Girlfriend Girlfriend, Girlfriend Beta, 3D Girlfriend and Kanojo x Kanojo x Kanojo (Girlfriend x Girlfriend x Girlfriend). Pretty informative shows.
I thought this was gonna be a non-satirical video.
And it was, very nice
Who needs a girlfriend when you got the boys!!
who needs a girlfriend when you got that one cute boy that has the same interests as you
Well, I hate these nonexistent things that I definitely won't need
I've got a [Hyperlink blocked]
I don't need anyone else
The thing I've got is [Out of this world]
Destruction was inevitable
No more positivity
Only death awaits by aproaching me
Hahahahaha
:)
holmies > girlfiend
@@contaretardado
[Audible confusion]
What is holmies?
[Female partner has not been found]
Those words are beyond the recognition
"If can't have a girlfriend, then become the girlfriend" - Sun Tzu
I have been rejected everytime, the profussy's lesson on girlfriends should help
How about to get some [Red substance which definitely isn't infected by corruption]?
Or something like [Cool crystal which definitely won't turn you into statue]?
[White nothing which definitely won't remove your memory]?
I would sugest maxxing ur looks potential as fast as possible!
Prof. Lando: *goes into a long segment explaining cuddling*
Furries: Do not cite the deep magic to me, I was there when it was written.
Yes. I love how this turned into "the roast of girls". This man is a gentleman and a scholar.
You lost me on the Girlfriend part, but that was a classic Prisoner's Dilemma with the fries.
The bitter energy in this lesson is palpable, PREACH🙌!
dont ask them "what do you want to eat"
ask them to quess where you are taking them to eat
As a comicbook girl who explains the entire history of a character whenever they appear to anyone I'm seeing the movie with, 7:03 had me rolling lol
At home, where pausing is an option, this wouldn`t be a problem, as long as, you know, you don`t spoil the whole movie by doing that.
you must have been out of breath by the end of Avengers Endgame.
@@cassiohenrique6815 I fucking hate the pauses... I mean, why not just watch? wtf
My male girlfriend fits a lot of those points, thank you professor, this is great online class.
Tf ? Males are boysb
Holy shit I don't know where to begin, Professor Lando said everything right. I felt what he said about the cuddling, then he spoke the truth about the bed, the "I don't know what I want to eat" and void that can never be filled.
The yosikage kira sweater vest! I need it, it looks like it's been made with great handy work
10:18 I ultimately gave up giving her a choice and started telling her where we're going lol. Protip for this lifestyle (lifestyle? lol): Remember the places she likes and keep those in mind when you're deciding where you're both eating.
Learned a Big brain tip: if you are taking her out to eat and she's typically indecisive just ask "guess we're we are going to eat' then choose the first answer she gives you
@@ltphantomknight8942 in my experience the one that never fails is suggesting a couple types of food(mexican/sushi/italian etc) and then with the type you give two choices ez lol
Honestly all my boyfriend can do when i ask him what he wants to do or eat is saying i dont know. So now i either just tell him what we're doing or eating or give him a choice between 2 or 3 answers. If he cant choose one i choose for him. If he ends up actually communicating a preference, most of the time i go along with it.
@@BlakeBagnell i do that as well
Boomer humor: I hate my wife
Millenial humor: society is opressive, haha
Gen Z humor: I hate my wife
Good thing I found this I was so stress, cause I got my finals on this subject tomorrow
I've never been more offended with something I 100% agree with.
I think this might’ve lost a few people a girlfriend. I don’t think the professor gave great advice this time around, but I’m proud of him for branching out the subject matter of the curriculum.
No ur wrong I literally just got 32 gfs while watching this, just by knowing this the ladies flock to me 😛😛😛
@@pootietangleYT WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?!‽ My 32 gfs all left me after i wrote this comment, I took all the advice and they all left me at the same time! I need to know if your 32 gfs are the ones who left me! WHAT ARE THEIR NAAAAAAAMES!?!?!?
@@ashtray3860 Their names are probably
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Nah, my female friend confirmed that this guy wasn't wrong
Yo... I actually feel enlightened. At first I didn't want a girlfriend because of the effort that would take. But now I'm reconsidering because now it sounds like a exciting challenge.
Alternatively, if you give different answers during the character-creation process, you might end up with the parallel "boyfriend mode" challenge, which is equal to the girlfriend one but with different rules. Some players end up with the "single" mode, which has its own challenges. All of them do eventually get you an achievement and/or credits at Ligma U, however. :)
Thanks to these wonderful courses im well on my way to my degree in memology and internet lingo. Thanks professor
Thank you Professor for this huge teaching
The description of how sharing a bed changes when in a relationship is incredibly accurate
Sadly I want a gf, but i don't want the responsibility of handling another human being. Waifuism is appealing to me, but waifus don't respond as complexly to stimuli as an actual human. I guess I'll just go monk mode until AI girlfriends become a thing.
Edit: I did it boys, I somehow got a girlfriend that actually loves my weirdness. I'm gonna go study the video now.
Same, i am still waiting for AI boyfriends too. I can't handle actual human emotions, it's too complex and tiring (i am not even joking, it is)
Let's just pray from heaven above to make our waifus and husbandos to be a reality, Amen 🙏
@@pittherson3260 based and husbando-pilled 👍
@@culturedvulture2015 not based, it's actually sad as fuck, and very VERY concerning that people agree with that and think it's ok to have that mindset
@@jasonparker2616 nah it's based, because you're able to say what you think despite people not socially validating you. I mean how would a 2d husbando or a waifu be any different to having a religion. It's a free country lmao, as long it isn't hurting anyone it's whatever.
@@culturedvulture2015 it IS hurting you, maybe not physically, but most definitely psychologically. Humans are so much better than soulless fictional characters, they actually have some fucking meaningful moments with you, sure they can get angry, sure they can be stupid, sure they can get disappointed or argue, but that's part of fucking life, and these experiences will teach how to actually treat someone and interact with people. A soulless caricature of a "human" is not going to give any of that meaningful stuff, it never will. And if you don't experience any of this you'll become a sad asocial loser with no idea of how humans actually function.
I don't realize prof was in my last relationship but he took some good notes.
"But have u ever been to the moon" Lmfao
Kira Explaining About Women's Mind Better Than 99 Percent Jojo Fans!
You're channel is just wonderful Sir.
Man, the Killer Queen drip is always 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
Expect disappointment and Your never be Disappointed...
Wise words
11:50 .. Preach , Profpussy ... Preach
I won’t pass this test
One lesson I learned in my venture Professor, whenever a "girlfriend" asks any gentleman like myself: "Does this ____ make me look fat?" It's highly recommended to avoid answering that question is what I learned. Instead bring up another topic to discuss about i.e. weather, sports, e.t.c.
This made me feel incredibly lonely thank you
Uh....anybody else getting the feeling our professor is like, talking about something very specific and real...? C'mon, dude. It's okay to get counseling, and it's okay to break up. Us, the Ligma U students and alumni, we're here for you.
This is so helpful, intellectual and extremely hilarious
This is so amazingly accurate I love it
God, bepis... The taste the smell....
I love that he tucks in the sweater vest. I'm going to try that.
4:38 this hug is a DNA approval hug. 'you are a DNA I'd like to... use for generating a next hopefully improved one'. such hugs are in our DNA from previous generations