Explaining the Female Mind

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @leont3703
    @leont3703 2 года назад +16542

    Tysm Professor. I now have 20 girlfriends and I'm working on obtaining my Shiny gf (rng permitting)

    • @chysero8636
      @chysero8636 2 года назад +138

      @@fnafgamer4367 bruh

    • @TheOriginalStarwalker83
      @TheOriginalStarwalker83 2 года назад +565

      @@fnafgamer4367 he aint lying he is very serious about it he is the ultimate Chad and a proffesional pokemon player

    • @culturedkid4570
      @culturedkid4570 2 года назад +327

      the shiny version is really hard to get keep me updated if you get there

    • @fnafgamer4367
      @fnafgamer4367 2 года назад +30

      @@TheOriginalStarwalker83 oh he's talking about pokemon

    • @flamezard
      @flamezard 2 года назад +97

      This man radar chaining girlfriends holy shit

  • @Evanit0
    @Evanit0 2 года назад +7567

    I will now apply all I learned here to my next venture.

    • @israelmcclain8097
      @israelmcclain8097 2 года назад +168

      Random dark humor joke:
      I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.

    • @ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames
      @ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames 2 года назад +41

      @@israelmcclain8097 I was once told laughter is the way into a women's heart. Keep doing what your doing.

    • @saintwumples4403
      @saintwumples4403 2 года назад +33

      What do you find in a clean nose
      Fingerprints

    • @israelmcclain8097
      @israelmcclain8097 2 года назад +1

      @@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames Thanks bro

    • @israelmcclain8097
      @israelmcclain8097 2 года назад +5

      @@saintwumples4403 😂

  • @Midnighthalo
    @Midnighthalo 2 года назад +5349

    Lesson not received. I was too busy staring at his Killer Queen sweater.

    • @GerbilG
      @GerbilG 2 года назад +76

      Wait what’re you doing here? I was not expecting to see this odd crossover but I am not disappointed

    • @Contagious946
      @Contagious946 2 года назад +56

      Average doomer traversing the path of perpetual torment in trying to get a gf

    • @binivanbinsen4076
      @binivanbinsen4076 2 года назад +18

      I had the same problem, I tried to find it the whole time.

    • @Jovviial
      @Jovviial 2 года назад +12

      @@binivanbinsen4076 idk if you've found it already, but just in case you haven't it's from Steady Hands :)

    • @fun-epersonnproductions4002
      @fun-epersonnproductions4002 2 года назад +5

      S A M E dear Doom pro

  • @LucitaKerr
    @LucitaKerr 2 года назад +1496

    Hi, I'm a teacher at a high school and this is my first time watching any of your videos. I thought this was hilarious and I appreciated the humor because, depending on your level of familiarity with the subject matter, it can be engaged with on different levels. Is there any chance that you would upload a version of this that doesn't make the reference at the end? I'd like to use this as a teaching tool with my students to discuss satire, tropes, and gender roles. Just checking. Thank you.

    • @Profussy
      @Profussy  2 года назад +610

      Email me at professorlando.edu@gmail.com and I can send a link to a version that simply has the end clipped off. Thank you!

    • @LucitaKerr
      @LucitaKerr 2 года назад +394

      @@Profussy Will do in the next few minutes, thank you very, very much! I think my students will find you as engaging as I do. :)

    • @NoorquackerInd
      @NoorquackerInd 2 года назад +459

      No way this is being shown at high schools holy frick

    • @JoaoMartins-pd7nl
      @JoaoMartins-pd7nl 2 года назад +138

      LESS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @imthecryptic
      @imthecryptic 2 года назад +147

      W teacher

  • @gluk8838
    @gluk8838 2 года назад +57

    what professor said is actually completely true. I've been taking better care of myself recently and now I have two girlfriends and a boyfriend

  • @martiddy
    @martiddy 2 года назад +5130

    Can't wait for the "boyfriends 101" sequel

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 2 года назад +362

      I sincerely hope it's just as bitter and passive-aggressive as this one.

    • @SA-mo3hq
      @SA-mo3hq 2 года назад +421

      "What to do when your homies won't cuddle you"

    • @yawarapuyurak3271
      @yawarapuyurak3271 2 года назад +131

      Nothing gay about kissingyour homies is you say NoHomo

    • @666HeroHero
      @666HeroHero 2 года назад +205

      "Babe, how do I look in this dress?"
      "Idk"

    • @YoureWhalecum
      @YoureWhalecum 2 года назад +27

      @@666HeroHero
      Lmfao

  • @muscacholi
    @muscacholi 2 года назад +2824

    "Cuddling is unholy"
    Ah we have men of the cloth in chat

    • @lukascisar6740
      @lukascisar6740 2 года назад +214

      Cuddle is [forbiden]
      Love is [illegal]
      All I know is [grief]

    • @PHOENIX_FLY_
      @PHOENIX_FLY_ 2 года назад +25

      @@lukascisar6740 sticking the the meme life is not good

    • @lukascisar6740
      @lukascisar6740 2 года назад +55

      @@PHOENIX_FLY_
      I don't even know what good means anymore

    • @mrdumbdumb4813
      @mrdumbdumb4813 2 года назад +9

      @@lukascisar6740 doog

    • @emmanuelwil-jeff
      @emmanuelwil-jeff 2 года назад +57

      They're not wrong; it's how unholy acts start small with cuddling, then head pats disgusting, finally hand holding time for a crusade at that point because there's no god here, and you're not thinking about the church anymore...

  • @chuchupow
    @chuchupow 2 года назад +2906

    This class was so hard to get into, the waitlist was like hundreds of thousands of people long. I'm so happy I got in

    • @chuchupow
      @chuchupow 2 года назад +85

      Awe shit, the professor was talking to fast during the food discussion. Does anyone have notes that I can copy? Oh god if this is on the midterm I'm going to fail so bad

    • @antiday
      @antiday 2 года назад +19

      i'm sorry, it's prbly becus of the tens of thousands of retain students like myself who failed the Attachment Programme and had to retake the course

    • @Nitrocity7151
      @Nitrocity7151 2 года назад +10

      @@chuchupow its a randomly generated test from a set amount of questions, even if I let you copy off of mine the answers could be vastly different

    • @Gabeatron9002
      @Gabeatron9002 2 года назад +2

      I'm still waiting in line, please help :(

    • @csg1lcolonel528
      @csg1lcolonel528 2 года назад +1

      @@Nitrocity7151 actually, while the answers are randomized, every test shares the same concepts, so you can still ace it if you know what you're doing

  • @veneraliaa
    @veneraliaa 2 года назад +1200

    As a lesbian, I was completely unsure of how the female mind worked, so I thank you for this lecture

    • @acutelilmint8035
      @acutelilmint8035 Год назад +23

      My condolences you had to be attracted to the worst group😂😂 we suck

    • @KrillGorilla
      @KrillGorilla Год назад +57

      @@acutelilmint8035 No don't do that to yourself, I'm sure you yourself are a great person

    • @Your-fav-masked-texan
      @Your-fav-masked-texan Год назад

      👎✝️

    • @heribertodominguez-rebolla1335
      @heribertodominguez-rebolla1335 Год назад +31

      How are you a lesbian and not know how your own female mind works?

    • @aiuhwuh
      @aiuhwuh Год назад +2

      @@Triangulum1414 could you explain to me what a touch repulsed aro/ace is? I’m curious

  • @peachesbunny
    @peachesbunny 2 года назад +288

    As a girl who has experience from having several girlfriends (all at different tiimes, of course), a tip is to just take it slow. When you rush into liking someone and confessing to them while barely knowing their interests, they will think that you like them for their looks only and there's a lower chance for them to feel the same way about you. And even if they didn't reject you, you will most likely fail halfway because, again, lack of knowledge of their interests.
    Also, I'd be lying if I say looks don't matter because it does. And, like Professor Lando said, you don't have to have a washboard for stomach. Just keep yourself look clean and kempt. Confidence is attractive in women's eyes as well. So whoever you are, who's trying to find love, I wish you the best!

    • @jasonlazuli2836
      @jasonlazuli2836 2 года назад +40

      Take it slow, be observant of her interest and look presentable. Got it thanks man

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 2 года назад +20

      ................this is for meeting anyone in general.

    • @myfirstcrappyvideobilly
      @myfirstcrappyvideobilly Год назад +3

      But I like girls that like girls.

    • @stormysoup1083
      @stormysoup1083 Год назад

      Ye, as long as you're not a total slob, someone will probably think you're attractive

    • @Cateater123
      @Cateater123 Год назад

      ​@@myfirstcrappyvideobillythe embodiment of an estrogenic degenerate man

  • @ironicpineapple
    @ironicpineapple 2 года назад +6641

    As a girlfriend myself, I'm glad our Professor is spreading awareness about it. Glad to see you educating today's youth on important subjects

    • @SA-mo3hq
      @SA-mo3hq 2 года назад +74

      Honestly I just got a vibe that Prof is better that he isn't a gielfriend?

    • @ironicpineapple
      @ironicpineapple 2 года назад +315

      @@thotslayer9914 Try and think *really* hard about this: I am a girlfriend

    • @legreatomralatron123
      @legreatomralatron123 2 года назад +7

      Lovely animation profile pic!

    • @paodebatata3144
      @paodebatata3144 2 года назад +26

      I'm having a breakdown here
      Am I just a extra?

    • @SA-mo3hq
      @SA-mo3hq 2 года назад +29

      @@paodebatata3144 Yup. In life, everyone is just an extra in someone else's story.

  • @straightupanarg6226
    @straightupanarg6226 2 года назад +5812

    This is the best televised mental breakdown since Markiplier got stuck in the laundry room.

    • @astolfofansunny4047
      @astolfofansunny4047 2 года назад +79

      Ah yes as in only like 2 days ago

    • @KingJRool1649
      @KingJRool1649 2 года назад +14

      What video is this in?

    • @hispanicmig6512
      @hispanicmig6512 2 года назад +31

      Where might I find this “televised mental breakdown”

    • @astolfofansunny4047
      @astolfofansunny4047 2 года назад +102

      @@KingJRool1649 Episode 2 of fnaf security breach

    • @astolfofansunny4047
      @astolfofansunny4047 2 года назад +17

      @@hispanicmig6512 episode 2 of markiplier Playthrough of Fnaf Security Breach

  • @coserkaze
    @coserkaze 2 года назад +2178

    I've managed to convince my mom these are my actual school lessons and life has never been more enjoyable

    • @monkeymuncher2
      @monkeymuncher2 2 года назад +115

      wtf

    • @Sumalia7
      @Sumalia7 2 года назад +99

      Mad man

    • @ghostlypenguin4417
      @ghostlypenguin4417 2 года назад +51

      Bruh how

    • @no_suk9851
      @no_suk9851 2 года назад +104

      I think you’ll thrive in college

    • @rusian7369
      @rusian7369 2 года назад +159

      Same, I watch these all day every day and she even compliments me on how I'm so studious
      Meanwhile I'm out here learning about femboys

  • @sanityd736
    @sanityd736 Год назад +7

    Cuddling is the most stress relieving thing I've experienced irl. We didn't sleep and kept cuddling, in the morning it felt like we slept, not even tired.

  • @neroham93
    @neroham93 Год назад +8

    I like how this guy is both enlightened and insane

  • @Daroga1
    @Daroga1 2 года назад +381

    I was thinking I was off the hook because I am the girlfriend, but once he told me not to think that, I started taking notes. Thanks Professor!

    • @polo619652
      @polo619652 2 года назад +17

      You mean off the cuff?

  • @sheravmaharaj317
    @sheravmaharaj317 2 года назад +1414

    I actually asked out my crush last night and she said yes! Super excited but ofcourse I'll listen to the professors advice

  • @thepunisher4356
    @thepunisher4356 2 года назад +2644

    The next most useful advice for obtaining the mythical girlfriend is to shower regularly. I know bros that’s a hard ask but believe me it greatly raises you chances.

    • @peanutrule
      @peanutrule 2 года назад +276

      lol your gonna have to define "regulary" a bit more clearly for this population haha

    • @shadowofseattle1338
      @shadowofseattle1338 2 года назад +52

      Oof, that hit where it hurts

    • @Whodjathink
      @Whodjathink 2 года назад +182

      @@peanutrule it doesn't have to be every day, but at the LEAST 3 times a week

    • @galarstar052
      @galarstar052 2 года назад +122

      is this a thing people struggle with? Cause i'm astounded if so.

    • @Judnowski
      @Judnowski 2 года назад +37

      @@galarstar052 yes

  • @ethanos8859
    @ethanos8859 2 года назад +23

    I cried watching this, truly inspiring.

  • @EnfermeiroPensador
    @EnfermeiroPensador Год назад +3

    This channel is absolute gold.

  • @tohruadachi8780
    @tohruadachi8780 2 года назад +464

    holy shit this man is absolutely DRIPPING in that kira shirt thing

    • @its_heeho
      @its_heeho 2 года назад +24

      Hello Tohru Adachi from the hit ATLUS JRPG "Shin Megami Tensei Persona 4"

    • @ryuzakikun96
      @ryuzakikun96 2 года назад +5

      It's called a vest

    • @grimzieeee
      @grimzieeee 2 года назад +3

      @@ryuzakikun96 do u know where it's from ? by any chance

    • @TheExplosiveKitten
      @TheExplosiveKitten 2 года назад

      @@grimzieeee I think that’s where he got it from

    • @beep3038
      @beep3038 2 года назад

      It's a vest or outerwear

  • @MrEd435
    @MrEd435 2 года назад +1154

    As someone who hasn't had a girlfriend in a very long time, this still seems nice

    • @lukascisar6740
      @lukascisar6740 2 года назад +26

      This guy speaks [REDACTED]
      I won't aprove it
      Some things should be [illegal]

    • @anikevin
      @anikevin 2 года назад +57

      Hey me too, I had a girlfriend in my previous life

    • @valvelessgator7685
      @valvelessgator7685 2 года назад +18

      Try men

    • @yoshiagiota5299
      @yoshiagiota5299 2 года назад +3

      @@lukascisar6740 Spamton?

    • @lukascisar6740
      @lukascisar6740 2 года назад +4

      @@yoshiagiota5299
      Well, that [comic friend] was beaten
      But I've found a way to mimic his powers
      To [find a way] making my own
      [Critical thinking]
      Jim Builder is [not aviable] yet
      Stay [crazy] and [creative]
      See you all very soon
      MAY THE DARKNESS FOLLOW YOU AND PROTECT YOU FROM ILLUSIONS OF THIS WORLD

  • @ARAOCDB
    @ARAOCDB 2 года назад +2438

    A lesson in girlfriends is a bit strange considering this is one my introductory courses for my femboy degree. Struggling with the concept. Is there available office hours?

    • @thomasltrain7609
      @thomasltrain7609 2 года назад +255

      I can give you private lessons😏

    • @oh.hey.2045
      @oh.hey.2045 2 года назад +180

      @@thomasltrain7609 woah 😳

    • @awcy6902
      @awcy6902 2 года назад +57

      @@losts3580 it is overrated tho
      Nearly all of the students will not ever be able to practice anything they learn here

    • @eebilu
      @eebilu 2 года назад +119

      I hear a lot of sophomores complain about this course if they're in the femboy track. But remember what the professor said, the Girlfriend is an amorphous archtype and as a future femboy *you* can be the girlfriend in your relationships. So being aware of what you are aspiring towards and also knowing what the "boyfriend" perceives the role as can help you maximize your performance once you are using your degree in the real world. I'd say taking the Advanced Girlfriend Psychology course in your Junior year as an elective can really help your resume and I'd recommend talking to your advisor about it!

    • @sjwoo13
      @sjwoo13 2 года назад +23

      How will you explain you're new femboy girlfriend if you don't know what a girlfriend is.

  • @bfshorts6443
    @bfshorts6443 Год назад +2

    The poetic comparison of a cuddle to Michelangelo sculpting was just kiss of perfection

  • @miraculousfanyt
    @miraculousfanyt 2 года назад +22

    2:27 Aren't girlfriends expensive?
    This dude... 😂

  • @DragonLazuli
    @DragonLazuli 2 года назад +359

    Thanks professor! My waifu was complaining so much about me having other waifus, now we solved all our troubles. All of them get along really well!

    • @Bdal
      @Bdal 2 года назад +37

      I’m pretty sure she’s underage

    • @melo1990
      @melo1990 2 года назад +15

      I thought we only are allowed one waifu, he even goes over that in one of his other lectures!

    • @uohhhhhh69
      @uohhhhhh69 2 года назад +5

      @@Bdal ZAMN!

    • @TheVadinater
      @TheVadinater 2 года назад +19

      @@Bdal she just looks 10 she's really a 1000 year old dragon

    • @ziron5385
      @ziron5385 2 года назад +12

      Quick reminder : prison is just a place

  • @masukatwenty2020
    @masukatwenty2020 2 года назад +298

    7:47
    "Expect disappointment, and you'll never be disappointed."
    Words of wisdom.

    • @slasherx2646
      @slasherx2646 2 года назад +8

      The wisest thing your dad said was "I'm going to get milk"

    • @flavourruling2162
      @flavourruling2162 2 года назад +8

      Living this since 6 years old. Parents hit me every time I brought it up. “I didn’t raise you that way”. I could only respond with “If you have expectations, you’ll always be disappointed because life can never reach those expectations”

    • @NoorquackerInd
      @NoorquackerInd 2 года назад

      This is one of the most dangerous things

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 2 года назад +3

      but then there's No Way Home

    • @flavourruling2162
      @flavourruling2162 2 года назад

      @@wildfire9280 what home? The me they want is an entirely different me. It’s a mask. They don’t want me

  • @Justin-og9gu
    @Justin-og9gu 2 года назад +284

    He forgot to cover the Law of Inverse Bed Proportions.
    The smaller your gf physically is the more space she takes up on the bed and the less you are left with. Her bed territory increases exponentially in relation to how small she is.

    • @0xx0CoffeeFoam0xx0x
      @0xx0CoffeeFoam0xx0x 2 года назад +13

      Can confirm dating tiny Korean lady and she takes up 3/4 of the bed

    • @TheDeadSurgeon
      @TheDeadSurgeon 2 года назад +28

      can confirm, yesterday I tried to sleep and I collapsed under my own gravity and destroyed 3/4 of my bed.

    • @cs_scb
      @cs_scb 2 года назад +10

      can confirm, im 5'10 and i sleep so close to the edge of the bed im almost falling off

  • @Hannah_Z
    @Hannah_Z 2 года назад +41

    i'm fucking crying laughing at this. HOW DOES HE KNOW. someone has taught him too much, truly

    • @saybrowt
      @saybrowt 2 года назад +7

      Literally life experience.

  • @ragingshadow67
    @ragingshadow67 2 года назад +5

    Out of all the classes offered this has to be one of the most difficult to comprehend even with the professor’s skill of discussion

  • @AFYsama
    @AFYsama 2 года назад +509

    Thank you mister professor sir. Your teachings and boundless widsom have already proven fruitfull.

    • @kevski_021
      @kevski_021 2 года назад +1

      Love your edits💯

    • @child11
      @child11 2 года назад +1

      As per usual

  • @DaCapybara
    @DaCapybara 2 года назад +144

    I have wife. Will still listen to your lecture profussy, master of drip.

  • @weebthatlifts5750
    @weebthatlifts5750 2 года назад +195

    >"this is the most virgin chat i've ever seen"
    >they're literally in a lecture on how to get a gf

  • @coelhaacapivara1532
    @coelhaacapivara1532 2 года назад +96

    Always tought that I was a girlfriend, but now I understand that my role was always being a boyfriend. Thank you very much Professor Lando

    • @paulhorbenko9560
      @paulhorbenko9560 Год назад +7

      And your partners have been GFs all along. Plain and simple!

    • @Movies313
      @Movies313 Год назад +1

      bro She thinks she's a man💀

    • @coelhaacapivara1532
      @coelhaacapivara1532 Год назад +5

      @@Movies313 I was talking about the dynamic

    • @saeki_san
      @saeki_san Год назад

      @@coelhaacapivara1532 don't worry jokes like that are made by braindeads, it's best to ignore it
      Sooner or later they'll die a lonely painful death
      Hm, hate this type of personality....

    • @Heezbungus
      @Heezbungus Год назад +1

      @@coelhaacapivara1532 silly

  • @teakay5927
    @teakay5927 2 года назад +41

    Though I have shed my gender shackles, I was raised a Girl and would like to explain the Fry Thing:
    It’s rooted in internalized fatphobia and comes from being afraid of doing *anything* that will make them feel or be perceived as fat/not caring about keeping a skinny figure in any way. A lot of foods get labeled as “bad” or like “only fat ppl who don’t care about themselves order/eat these foods.” it’s hard to unlearn that, and is safer to mooch/share said “bad” food from/with friends or partners rather than order it yourself and risk comments like “you’re really gonna eat that?” “shouldn’t you be watching your diet?” at stuff like that.
    Also, can confirm, the cuddle void can never be filled.

  • @Delta5x7
    @Delta5x7 2 года назад +199

    I had my doubts, but thank you professor, I have now confirmed that I'm better off spiritually and financially just hanging out with the boys

    • @polo619652
      @polo619652 2 года назад +31

      Give em a smooch goodnight and they might give you the cuddles you need.

  • @BlessMichael411
    @BlessMichael411 2 года назад +258

    Professor Lando is treading on dangerous waters rn, but I appreciate the lecture

  • @egaddmario
    @egaddmario 2 года назад +167

    As a married man, the fries part is easily the best piece of advice here

    • @NatashaVincent
      @NatashaVincent 2 года назад +8

      But sharing is caring 😭🍟

    • @joshwillingham4592
      @joshwillingham4592 2 года назад +38

      Honestly, there's no getting around it. Because the reality is she doesn't want her own fries, she wants *your* fries.

    • @lordrazear
      @lordrazear 2 года назад

      I can agree to that being a married man myself

    • @BrunoFrancaA
      @BrunoFrancaA 2 года назад +2

      Truth has been spoken. One has to simply accept it.

    • @LunarEdge7
      @LunarEdge7 2 года назад

      @@joshwillingham4592 She wants every fries to be a kiss lol

  • @WarisarcyGameClips
    @WarisarcyGameClips 2 года назад +4

    This is one of the most accurate lessons I've learned at this university yet.

  • @Androids1001
    @Androids1001 Год назад

    this is by far my favorite course on campus. i truly love taking prof Lando's courses

  • @irecordwithaphone1856
    @irecordwithaphone1856 2 года назад +166

    The science team doesn't need romantic partners we have each other

    • @lukascisar6740
      @lukascisar6740 2 года назад +9

      Correct
      Romance is not alowed
      Only [fools] fall for that [silly trick]
      Who would want to be [mainpulated by nonexistent silly strings of super strange madness]?

    • @Rabbit-the-One
      @Rabbit-the-One 2 года назад +3

      Correct

    • @distantsea
      @distantsea 2 года назад +6

      Don't fuck with the science team

    • @pipsqueakking7263
      @pipsqueakking7263 2 года назад +5

      "No, this the science team!"

    • @mundanest
      @mundanest 2 года назад +2

      I’m looking quite forward for this analysis

  • @rohitsuryavanshi8972
    @rohitsuryavanshi8972 2 года назад +406

    "You do not need to be a girl to be girlfriend" You just opened new options for most human males

    • @fordluis6210
      @fordluis6210 2 года назад +3

      But isn't that gayyyyy?!?!?!?

    • @SeraphimxSins
      @SeraphimxSins 2 года назад +72

      @@fordluis6210 Be your own waifu.

    • @fordluis6210
      @fordluis6210 2 года назад +36

      @@SeraphimxSins I am me and my right hand

    • @GizzyHunter7
      @GizzyHunter7 2 года назад +2

      No

    • @alexterieur8813
      @alexterieur8813 2 года назад +24

      Im in a gay relationship and i think who's the girlfriend constantly change. Maybe we're just closeted lesbians 🧐

  • @mortsodemo318
    @mortsodemo318 2 года назад +73

    most expressive teacher, something we need more of in an otherwise draining education

    • @SeraphimxSins
      @SeraphimxSins 2 года назад +2

      So.... Teachers should do more cocaine, got it.

    • @PoorMustang
      @PoorMustang 2 года назад +1

      @@SeraphimxSins
      Yup.

  • @raeleelol
    @raeleelol 2 года назад +1

    I was a little skeptical, but I trusted your judgement as soon as I saw the killer queen sweater

  • @mlgproplayer2915
    @mlgproplayer2915 2 года назад +5

    Chat at 9:50:
    "Ah, yes- The Lovecraftian Sleep Position."

  • @tytotech9498
    @tytotech9498 2 года назад +541

    This video appears to be mostly jokey, but I will say as a sapphic, The most important thing to remember with women is that they are people. Sometimes pickup artists forget that. I've heard pickup artists say that "women are like children and don't actually know what they want" and stuff like that. Just remember, women think just like you. Maybe not the same thought processes, but still complex adult thought. Women have interests besides purses and makeup (though those are valid interests that are often devalued because they are more feminine) Like I personally love video games and art.

    • @Straga_Severa
      @Straga_Severa 2 года назад +48

      The main problem is that thinking "girls are people" often leads to a false conclusion "girls think in guy-like patterns", which is one of the major causes for being put into a friendzone.
      Those "pickup guys" are overcorrecting - yes, if you think that girls are not normal people, you will not make this fatal mistake, but you will make many other mistakes. But this is an understandable overcorrection, an easy trap to fall into.

    • @tytotech9498
      @tytotech9498 2 года назад +165

      @@Straga_Severa In my experience the friendzone happens from guys thinking that me treating them with basic decency is flirting. (Though I guess in my wlw relationships we have the opposite issue fo "is she flirting or are we just gal pals?") And I did say, the processes may be different, but some people often mistake that for us being dumb. But as someone who hangs out with a lot of people of both genders, I don't notice much difference. Guys tend to be less affectionate, but I've met some very affectionate dudes too.

    • @Straga_Severa
      @Straga_Severa 2 года назад +1

      @@tytotech9498 Yes, that's what I'm talking about - the idea of the similar thought patterns makes guys believe this wrong idea =-)

    • @tytotech9498
      @tytotech9498 2 года назад +59

      @@Straga_Severa Yeah, I'm just saying that the idea of disimaler thought patterns is easy to fall into "Women are dumb and shallow and only care about purses." Our thought patterns are very similar though, it's really just affection that differentiates and that's a more individual then gendered thing.

    • @Straga_Severa
      @Straga_Severa 2 года назад +3

      @@tytotech9498 It seems like we are mostly agreeing =-) Except I think that although individual personality is very important, the gender plays a huge part too - both from biological and sociological point.
      (Example - compare an average male and an average female reaction on an unsolicited nude photo ;-) )

  • @vassilus915
    @vassilus915 2 года назад +62

    The Yoshikage drip though...

  • @TJ-Henry-Yoshi
    @TJ-Henry-Yoshi 2 года назад +121

    I have never felt more aromatic in my life than when Professor Landon was talking about cuddling

    • @cryolumia
      @cryolumia 2 года назад +3

      Oh my god why do I see you everywhere

    • @buildinasentry1046
      @buildinasentry1046 2 года назад +62

      Do you mean a-romantic or do you smell like a certain aroma

    • @5unfI0wer
      @5unfI0wer 2 года назад +4

      @@buildinasentry1046 lmaoo

  • @MK10280
    @MK10280 2 года назад +17

    If you want a girl to fall in love with you then feed her poetry.
    Disclaimer: this method has not been properly tested.

    • @GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse
      @GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse 2 года назад +3

      i mixed my poetry in my crush's breakfast in the school cafeteria. Hopefully she likes it, chloroform is a poem.

  • @Zain69z
    @Zain69z 2 года назад +12

    once me and my gf were on the verge of a breakup and that made me so anxious that i was literally playing 4d chess thinking about what she could say about anything i could say. it wasn't healthy, it wasn't fun. but i did it, and we'll be engaged in mere months hopefully.

    • @idkwhy77
      @idkwhy77 Год назад

      hey man hows it goin

    • @Zain69z
      @Zain69z Год назад

      @@idkwhy77 we're married
      Some disaggreements and some good times
      As anything else in this world

  • @kinnoyu8448
    @kinnoyu8448 2 года назад +47

    Can't wait to show my boyfriend my notes I took on today's lesson. He's very uneducated about this, especially the part about the cuddles. Hopefully I can spread your wisdom beyond the classroom :)

  • @alterfenyx4844
    @alterfenyx4844 2 года назад +67

    Lando: explains about how a women's mind works
    Also Lando: Wears Yoshikage Kira killer queen sweater

  • @Luffy-Taro
    @Luffy-Taro 2 года назад +36

    gotta love how he roasts us while giving me relationship advice

  • @mrzoso4940
    @mrzoso4940 Год назад +2

    As a recent boyfriend to girlfriend convert, I appreciate professor Lando's lecture because it helped me discover who I truly am through never ending cuddles

  • @chickencrusaders680
    @chickencrusaders680 2 года назад +1

    As someone who had never had a girlfriend, you have opened a new path for me. Thank you professor!

  • @camas77721
    @camas77721 2 года назад +86

    As corny as this sounds I gotta let you know that watching this video made me immediately like and sub, because that’s something that so rarely happens and I sincerely appreciate the hilarious, quality content.✊🏾

  • @xavierxlp301
    @xavierxlp301 2 года назад +367

    as a female, I can confirm this is an accurate depiction of our physchology.
    EDIT: holy heck, this is sarcastic. shut up.

    • @Poedoco
      @Poedoco 2 года назад +18

      that sounds so dehumanizing oml

    • @wolfiewoo3371
      @wolfiewoo3371 2 года назад +66

      @@Poedoco Someone can't take a joke

    • @sauce8148
      @sauce8148 2 года назад +4

      @@Poedoco what

    • @dorianjareth9198
      @dorianjareth9198 2 года назад +6

      Cant even spell psychology

    • @nightmarecrimson9121
      @nightmarecrimson9121 2 года назад +11

      @@sauce8148 You should've told them "What are you? A idiot sandwich?"

  • @PlutoniumSlums
    @PlutoniumSlums 2 года назад +27

    “does cuddling with a pillow count?” someone asks in chat. lmao 💀

  • @superdrifter-1773
    @superdrifter-1773 2 года назад +1

    i haven't been interested in a video in a long time but this really caught my attention . this has truly enlightened me and open my eyes. i will now proceed to be single by force and suffer to not test these topics sensei has discussed.

  • @bigtaco4362
    @bigtaco4362 Год назад +1

    Thankyou sir. I was so confused. i didnt knew how i am going to pass, but this video was very helpful.

  • @spidergalva
    @spidergalva 2 года назад +113

    I ain’t passing that test
    - Lots of love from me and Wario

    • @lukascisar6740
      @lukascisar6740 2 года назад +1

      Hi Waluigi
      I'm glad to see you
      Please do not use [nonexistent L word which is hard to describe]
      It hurts my [black heart]

    • @irok1
      @irok1 2 года назад +3

      Waluigi has all the girls though...my dreams are shattered

    • @yokuutsu9097
      @yokuutsu9097 2 года назад

      I don't think I'm gonna get a good grade either Waluigi

    • @alexterieur8813
      @alexterieur8813 2 года назад

      @@lukascisar6740 are you speaking like The Pyramid in Control?

    • @lukascisar6740
      @lukascisar6740 2 года назад

      @@alexterieur8813
      I'm sorry that I have to sound like that
      These days it's really hard for me to come up with something creative
      What is The Pyramid in Control?
      Sounds familiar, somehow

  • @ranchlord77
    @ranchlord77 2 года назад +41

    I love how these are always semi-serious
    Love my Professor

  • @BungarangYT
    @BungarangYT 2 года назад +51

    Thank you. I have been wanting to experience “having a girlfriend” and your video made me feel like I had a whole relationship in 10min. Now im good for another year or like 2 days idk which yet will write back with an update

    • @joshuahunte2347
      @joshuahunte2347 2 года назад +2

      How's it going

    • @BungarangYT
      @BungarangYT 2 года назад +5

      @@joshuahunte2347 i missed her a lot on new years eve cuz that was her bday, but im looking forward to the new year and new ladys haha

    • @santihjusto
      @santihjusto 2 года назад +1

      @@BungarangYT How about now?

    • @BungarangYT
      @BungarangYT 2 года назад +1

      @@santihjusto a girl called me to ask for directions to a mtn climbing spot. That’s the most physical i’ve gotten with a girl since halloween 2020

    • @bardofvoid174
      @bardofvoid174 Год назад +1

      Hey! How you doing now?

  • @satan7481
    @satan7481 2 года назад +6

    I think the reference materials for this lesson are Domestic Girlfriend, Rent a Girlfriend, Girlfriend Girlfriend, Girlfriend Beta, 3D Girlfriend and Kanojo x Kanojo x Kanojo (Girlfriend x Girlfriend x Girlfriend). Pretty informative shows.

  • @The_Proud_Texan
    @The_Proud_Texan Год назад +1

    I thought this was gonna be a non-satirical video.
    And it was, very nice

  • @TheColossalMixel
    @TheColossalMixel 2 года назад +725

    Who needs a girlfriend when you got the boys!!

    • @nightfall_9411
      @nightfall_9411 2 года назад +102

      who needs a girlfriend when you got that one cute boy that has the same interests as you

    • @lukascisar6740
      @lukascisar6740 2 года назад +12

      Well, I hate these nonexistent things that I definitely won't need
      I've got a [Hyperlink blocked]
      I don't need anyone else
      The thing I've got is [Out of this world]
      Destruction was inevitable
      No more positivity
      Only death awaits by aproaching me
      Hahahahaha
      :)

    • @contaretardado
      @contaretardado 2 года назад +32

      holmies > girlfiend

    • @lukascisar6740
      @lukascisar6740 2 года назад +3

      @@contaretardado
      [Audible confusion]
      What is holmies?
      [Female partner has not been found]
      Those words are beyond the recognition

    • @martiddy
      @martiddy 2 года назад +61

      "If can't have a girlfriend, then become the girlfriend" - Sun Tzu

  • @s1rbucket997
    @s1rbucket997 2 года назад +147

    I have been rejected everytime, the profussy's lesson on girlfriends should help

    • @lukascisar6740
      @lukascisar6740 2 года назад +6

      How about to get some [Red substance which definitely isn't infected by corruption]?
      Or something like [Cool crystal which definitely won't turn you into statue]?
      [White nothing which definitely won't remove your memory]?

    • @RANDOM-pf1ve
      @RANDOM-pf1ve 2 года назад +2

      I would sugest maxxing ur looks potential as fast as possible!

  • @someusername6552
    @someusername6552 2 года назад +47

    Prof. Lando: *goes into a long segment explaining cuddling*
    Furries: Do not cite the deep magic to me, I was there when it was written.

  • @TheItalianoAssassino
    @TheItalianoAssassino 2 года назад +3

    Yes. I love how this turned into "the roast of girls". This man is a gentleman and a scholar.

  • @pgtigerb4214
    @pgtigerb4214 Год назад +1

    You lost me on the Girlfriend part, but that was a classic Prisoner's Dilemma with the fries.

  • @pulpmelt5702
    @pulpmelt5702 2 года назад +7

    The bitter energy in this lesson is palpable, PREACH🙌!

  • @max8969ify
    @max8969ify 2 года назад +19

    dont ask them "what do you want to eat"
    ask them to quess where you are taking them to eat

  • @Protomorfid
    @Protomorfid 2 года назад +135

    As a comicbook girl who explains the entire history of a character whenever they appear to anyone I'm seeing the movie with, 7:03 had me rolling lol

    • @cassiohenrique6815
      @cassiohenrique6815 2 года назад +9

      At home, where pausing is an option, this wouldn`t be a problem, as long as, you know, you don`t spoil the whole movie by doing that.

    • @charlieterry8506
      @charlieterry8506 2 года назад +9

      you must have been out of breath by the end of Avengers Endgame.

    • @pdomicioex
      @pdomicioex 2 года назад

      @@cassiohenrique6815 I fucking hate the pauses... I mean, why not just watch? wtf

  • @OodMarkikiki
    @OodMarkikiki 2 года назад +37

    My male girlfriend fits a lot of those points, thank you professor, this is great online class.

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime 2 года назад +1

    Holy shit I don't know where to begin, Professor Lando said everything right. I felt what he said about the cuddling, then he spoke the truth about the bed, the "I don't know what I want to eat" and void that can never be filled.

  • @pokerus1112
    @pokerus1112 2 года назад +7

    The yosikage kira sweater vest! I need it, it looks like it's been made with great handy work

  • @Novouto
    @Novouto 2 года назад +31

    10:18 I ultimately gave up giving her a choice and started telling her where we're going lol. Protip for this lifestyle (lifestyle? lol): Remember the places she likes and keep those in mind when you're deciding where you're both eating.

    • @ltphantomknight8942
      @ltphantomknight8942 2 года назад +9

      Learned a Big brain tip: if you are taking her out to eat and she's typically indecisive just ask "guess we're we are going to eat' then choose the first answer she gives you

    • @BlakeBagnell
      @BlakeBagnell 2 года назад +1

      @@ltphantomknight8942 in my experience the one that never fails is suggesting a couple types of food(mexican/sushi/italian etc) and then with the type you give two choices ez lol

    • @alexterieur8813
      @alexterieur8813 2 года назад

      Honestly all my boyfriend can do when i ask him what he wants to do or eat is saying i dont know. So now i either just tell him what we're doing or eating or give him a choice between 2 or 3 answers. If he cant choose one i choose for him. If he ends up actually communicating a preference, most of the time i go along with it.

    • @alexterieur8813
      @alexterieur8813 2 года назад +1

      @@BlakeBagnell i do that as well

  • @bropil7545
    @bropil7545 2 года назад +29

    Boomer humor: I hate my wife
    Millenial humor: society is opressive, haha
    Gen Z humor: I hate my wife

  • @ryantheguy418
    @ryantheguy418 2 года назад +1

    Good thing I found this I was so stress, cause I got my finals on this subject tomorrow

  • @plumcorp.1024
    @plumcorp.1024 2 года назад +8

    I've never been more offended with something I 100% agree with.

  • @ashtray3860
    @ashtray3860 2 года назад +32

    I think this might’ve lost a few people a girlfriend. I don’t think the professor gave great advice this time around, but I’m proud of him for branching out the subject matter of the curriculum.

    • @pootietangleYT
      @pootietangleYT 2 года назад +17

      No ur wrong I literally just got 32 gfs while watching this, just by knowing this the ladies flock to me 😛😛😛

    • @ashtray3860
      @ashtray3860 2 года назад +6

      @@pootietangleYT WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?!‽ My 32 gfs all left me after i wrote this comment, I took all the advice and they all left me at the same time! I need to know if your 32 gfs are the ones who left me! WHAT ARE THEIR NAAAAAAAMES!?!?!?

    • @silksongoutyet
      @silksongoutyet 2 года назад +4

      @@ashtray3860 Their names are probably
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Bob
      Karen

    • @The_Man_Who_Sold_the_World.
      @The_Man_Who_Sold_the_World. 2 года назад

      Nah, my female friend confirmed that this guy wasn't wrong

  • @Scarbrine
    @Scarbrine 2 года назад +7

    Yo... I actually feel enlightened. At first I didn't want a girlfriend because of the effort that would take. But now I'm reconsidering because now it sounds like a exciting challenge.

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 2 года назад +5

      Alternatively, if you give different answers during the character-creation process, you might end up with the parallel "boyfriend mode" challenge, which is equal to the girlfriend one but with different rules. Some players end up with the "single" mode, which has its own challenges. All of them do eventually get you an achievement and/or credits at Ligma U, however. :)

  • @amethystlord
    @amethystlord 2 года назад +9

    Thanks to these wonderful courses im well on my way to my degree in memology and internet lingo. Thanks professor

  • @MrJmilanez
    @MrJmilanez 2 года назад +1

    Thank you Professor for this huge teaching

  • @brohansolo4122
    @brohansolo4122 Год назад +1

    The description of how sharing a bed changes when in a relationship is incredibly accurate

  • @culturedvulture2015
    @culturedvulture2015 2 года назад +78

    Sadly I want a gf, but i don't want the responsibility of handling another human being. Waifuism is appealing to me, but waifus don't respond as complexly to stimuli as an actual human. I guess I'll just go monk mode until AI girlfriends become a thing.
    Edit: I did it boys, I somehow got a girlfriend that actually loves my weirdness. I'm gonna go study the video now.

    • @pittherson3260
      @pittherson3260 2 года назад +19

      Same, i am still waiting for AI boyfriends too. I can't handle actual human emotions, it's too complex and tiring (i am not even joking, it is)
      Let's just pray from heaven above to make our waifus and husbandos to be a reality, Amen 🙏

    • @culturedvulture2015
      @culturedvulture2015 2 года назад +11

      @@pittherson3260 based and husbando-pilled 👍

    • @jasonparker2616
      @jasonparker2616 2 года назад +28

      @@culturedvulture2015 not based, it's actually sad as fuck, and very VERY concerning that people agree with that and think it's ok to have that mindset

    • @culturedvulture2015
      @culturedvulture2015 2 года назад +16

      @@jasonparker2616 nah it's based, because you're able to say what you think despite people not socially validating you. I mean how would a 2d husbando or a waifu be any different to having a religion. It's a free country lmao, as long it isn't hurting anyone it's whatever.

    • @jasonparker2616
      @jasonparker2616 2 года назад +8

      @@culturedvulture2015 it IS hurting you, maybe not physically, but most definitely psychologically. Humans are so much better than soulless fictional characters, they actually have some fucking meaningful moments with you, sure they can get angry, sure they can be stupid, sure they can get disappointed or argue, but that's part of fucking life, and these experiences will teach how to actually treat someone and interact with people. A soulless caricature of a "human" is not going to give any of that meaningful stuff, it never will. And if you don't experience any of this you'll become a sad asocial loser with no idea of how humans actually function.

  • @stevesosa4040
    @stevesosa4040 2 года назад +9

    I don't realize prof was in my last relationship but he took some good notes.

  • @jamaalvibes
    @jamaalvibes 2 года назад +14

    "But have u ever been to the moon" Lmfao

  • @phantomrain6030
    @phantomrain6030 2 года назад +1

    Kira Explaining About Women's Mind Better Than 99 Percent Jojo Fans!

  • @bryanachzet1886
    @bryanachzet1886 Год назад

    You're channel is just wonderful Sir.

  • @jude4586
    @jude4586 2 года назад +7

    Man, the Killer Queen drip is always 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

  • @saiyanape6015
    @saiyanape6015 2 года назад +9

    Expect disappointment and Your never be Disappointed...
    Wise words
    11:50 .. Preach , Profpussy ... Preach

  • @ethangamerx2524
    @ethangamerx2524 2 года назад +31

    I won’t pass this test

  • @Mark---W
    @Mark---W 2 года назад +3

    One lesson I learned in my venture Professor, whenever a "girlfriend" asks any gentleman like myself: "Does this ____ make me look fat?" It's highly recommended to avoid answering that question is what I learned. Instead bring up another topic to discuss about i.e. weather, sports, e.t.c.

  • @Purpial
    @Purpial 2 года назад +2

    This made me feel incredibly lonely thank you

  • @robinchesterfield42
    @robinchesterfield42 2 года назад +46

    Uh....anybody else getting the feeling our professor is like, talking about something very specific and real...? C'mon, dude. It's okay to get counseling, and it's okay to break up. Us, the Ligma U students and alumni, we're here for you.

  • @afh7380
    @afh7380 2 года назад +5

    This is so helpful, intellectual and extremely hilarious

  • @BepisQueen
    @BepisQueen 2 года назад +6

    This is so amazingly accurate I love it

    • @Grimnoire
      @Grimnoire 2 года назад

      God, bepis... The taste the smell....

  • @andrewtime2994
    @andrewtime2994 2 года назад

    I love that he tucks in the sweater vest. I'm going to try that.

  • @kev4ev
    @kev4ev Год назад

    4:38 this hug is a DNA approval hug. 'you are a DNA I'd like to... use for generating a next hopefully improved one'. such hugs are in our DNA from previous generations