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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @incredibleflameboy
    @incredibleflameboy 3 месяца назад +6

    John McCririck disappearing at the end like some spectre in an M.R. James adaptation was peak film making.

  • @garrycowan4394
    @garrycowan4394 Месяц назад +2

    6:36 the guy behind the old dear looks absolutely raging and i only watched this in the vain hope if a flash of Michaelas hinge😢

  • @garrycowan4394
    @garrycowan4394 Месяц назад +2

    Im so glad that they got married to each other in the end

  • @dinogoldie9716
    @dinogoldie9716 Год назад +28

    Michaela Strachan in her birthday suit, showing us her birthday box? I'm in.

    • @Ceej_MM
      @Ceej_MM Год назад +8

      It might not look like much, but inside is a whole world of fun and excitement.

    • @tombstoneharrystudios584
      @tombstoneharrystudios584 Год назад +7

      @@Ceej_MM @12:46 Michaela's got a magic hoofer-doofer 🤣but we already knew that!

    • @Alkatrask
      @Alkatrask Год назад

      I’m sure she’s got a lovely wee doot. Michaela.

  • @ScrewlooseStudios
    @ScrewlooseStudios 2 месяца назад +3

    Poor Willie Thorne, his hair's all gorn and his mates all take the rise.

  • @thatidiotmonro22
    @thatidiotmonro22 Год назад +20

    To her dying day, my mum always referred to Thorne as "My Mate Willie." Purely on the back of meeting him while she was working on a very definitely legitimate charity snooker circuit.

    • @StuartMillard
      @StuartMillard  Год назад +20

      Gary's gonna be fuming when he reads this

    • @thatidiotmonro22
      @thatidiotmonro22 Год назад +14

      @@StuartMillard She loved a minor celeb, did my mum. As soon as she met one, they became "my mate." She was like Mean Gene Okerlund.
      She went on Bargain Hunt once, and never ever stopped talking about David Dickinson ever again.

    • @StuartMillard
      @StuartMillard  Год назад +17

      My mum was the same seeing Emmet from Keeping Up Appearances using the photocopier at the local library

    • @tonywhite3835
      @tonywhite3835 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@StuartMillardwhich library? 😅

  • @chichilatte
    @chichilatte 7 месяцев назад +6

    2:39 Gary involuntarily kicking along a bit of rubbish his best mate Willie dropped. Bit disappointed @StuartMillard didn't mention it. He probably kicked it all the way to the Crucible changing room.

  • @medievalist
    @medievalist Год назад +23

    In another startling example of how old people looked in the 20th century, Thorne was only 38 in this.

    • @jackdubz4247
      @jackdubz4247 Год назад +2

      Jeez-oh. I'm 44 and I look younger than he did.

    • @medievalist
      @medievalist Год назад +3

      @@jackdubz4247 Yes, I'm 45 and I just about look like I could be his daughter.

    • @tonycowin
      @tonycowin Год назад +3

      I thought his mum was his wife until I read the caption.

    • @katewolfspirit6722
      @katewolfspirit6722 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@tonycowin Me, too! He looked old enough to pass for Lineker's Dad.

    • @noka79
      @noka79 9 месяцев назад

      Jesus,

  • @MedievalFolkDance
    @MedievalFolkDance 2 месяца назад +2

    No one gonna talk about how Willy Thorne puts his shoes on before his trousers?

  • @SMlFFY85
    @SMlFFY85 2 месяца назад +3

    Willie in this is a year younger than I am now. God I feel old, but at least I don't look 52 like Willie does, and I'm not so far gone than I put my shoes on before my trousers.

  • @andrewdavid9846
    @andrewdavid9846 6 месяцев назад +7

    Mum and me nearly got run over by Willie Thorne back in the 90's,He came sweeping round a corner in a massive Mercedes as we were crossing the road to visit my Grandma and just missed us!

  • @RJAY63
    @RJAY63 6 месяцев назад +4

    I remembering seeing the John McCririck lottery video for sale at Virgin Megastore. Best thing about it was the following disclaimer on the case: "Neither Labyrinth Video nor Flick Pictures represent that this video will in any way guarantee success in the National Lottery".

  • @fattomandeibu
    @fattomandeibu 3 месяца назад +3

    Video shops really were the Netflix of the '80s and '90s. Once you get past the blockbuster movies and classic TV shows, you're wading through crap that makes you think "who thought this was worth making?"

  • @rhodesridge
    @rhodesridge 24 дня назад +1

    24:20 when you get shrunk driving on Rainbow Road.

  • @smoni19
    @smoni19 Год назад +22

    11:14 "are your mates coming over for your party? No? Shall I just pop the vhs on then?" - mum really made sure I'd enjoy my 32nd

  • @rootleft7928
    @rootleft7928 Год назад +13

    "music by Fierce Noise". not usually a jazz fan but this is class

    • @goodnightvienna8511
      @goodnightvienna8511 8 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah they were a bunch of nutters on tour apparently. Aphex Twin named them as an early influence

  • @MattFurniss
    @MattFurniss 6 месяцев назад +5

    Hey Stuart, that's one of my Amiga tunes playing in the background 😁 I love your channel and videos!

  • @Ceej_MM
    @Ceej_MM Год назад +36

    The producers of the 90s Mario movie missed a trick here. Hoskins and Leguizamo? Nah mate, Thorne and Lineker.

    • @zoekm
      @zoekm 7 месяцев назад +4

      Better than being bald anyway.

  • @TrippyNoodles
    @TrippyNoodles 4 месяца назад +2

    10:08 Pre merger AMG S class Mercedes. Willie had great taste in motors.

  • @incredibleflameboy
    @incredibleflameboy 3 месяца назад +3

    Someone buying a VHS off Amazon in 2014 is baffling to me.

  • @misterr279
    @misterr279 Год назад +13

    I would genuinely love to meet someone who bought, watched and RE watched this.

  • @getmetothegeek4066
    @getmetothegeek4066 Год назад +7

    The first video is an absolute gift for this channel, expertly exploited by Stuart.

  • @lindastone6868
    @lindastone6868 2 месяца назад +2

    According to Wikipedia, Roberta Flack was born on the 10th of Feb, not the 2nd!

  • @B3tanTyronne
    @B3tanTyronne Год назад +14

    Hey, I've got a great idea for a Christmas video - 'two boring blokes and a snooker table'.
    This time next year Rodney, we'll be millionaires!

  • @tombstoneharrystudios584
    @tombstoneharrystudios584 Год назад +10

    Thanks for the shout-out @11:00!

    • @StuartMillard
      @StuartMillard  Год назад +7

      Thanks for the brilliant/terrible recommendation

    • @katewolfspirit6722
      @katewolfspirit6722 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@StuartMillard I was in a charity shop today (quite a scruffy one) that still sells VHS tapes, if there is anything that you would like I'll keep an eye out for you and send it on. I love weird and wonderful obscure stuff! :-))

  • @PeteMorrow
    @PeteMorrow 9 месяцев назад +7

    I am so here for trackingcore

  • @retrogiftsuk4812
    @retrogiftsuk4812 Год назад +5

    3 VHS videos in 1 RUclips video. It's a compilation of a compilation. If this RUclips video is ever included in a compilation I think my head will implode.

  • @Return26-p4t
    @Return26-p4t Год назад +13

    "Bad press is foreign to Lineker"...The 80s was a long time ago wasn't it.

  • @kildogery
    @kildogery Год назад +10

    All my friends are chomping at the bit to watch a video about Lineker and Thorne.

  • @csurname
    @csurname Год назад +7

    16:08 I remember the golfer writing in to Chris Morris' radio show about this

  • @kisbie
    @kisbie Год назад +11

    I unapologetically and unironically love that Lineker/Thorne documentary. It’s honest, pure and sweet. I just wish there was a similar show with Maradona and Castro.

    • @theflyintheointment
      @theflyintheointment Год назад +5

      Graeme Souness and Dale Winton. What a missed opportunity now that Winton is no longer with us.

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie Год назад +2

      Just remembered that QPR’s Kevin Gallen and Morrissey genuinely became pals for a while. Might still be for all I know.

    • @katewolfspirit6722
      @katewolfspirit6722 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@theflyintheointment Don't forget Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle! They released a single together in 1987. Not sure if they were bezzie mates or if they simply got paired together because their last names rhymed...🤔

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@katewolfspirit6722Counterintuitively, the most ridiculous thing about Hoddle & Waddle’s pop career is they insisted on their artist name being ‘Glenn & Chris’.

    • @katewolfspirit6722
      @katewolfspirit6722 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@kisbie How odd...

  • @bfyrth
    @bfyrth 4 месяца назад +1

    the strange thing is that those numbers displayed by Mccrick came up in a 2002 draw

  • @PHILD0
    @PHILD0 2 месяца назад +3

    Did Millard invent the Tracking Core genre?

  • @theflyintheointment
    @theflyintheointment Год назад +14

    Quite strong stalker vibes from 'Michael' (hmmm, his name is almost Michaela too), buying up old Michaela Strachan vids in 2014 and bemoaning her lack of screen time.

  • @kildogery
    @kildogery Год назад +9

    Excellent as usual.
    Michaela is a legend.

  • @Grouse-n-Harridge
    @Grouse-n-Harridge Год назад +11

    David Carradine as 'Barry Lineker'

  • @j0hnf_uk
    @j0hnf_uk 10 месяцев назад +8

    You can definitely tell those kids on the Michaela Strachan video were all from stage schools, by the way they persistently look at the camera with, 'happy smiles', in the vain hope some talent agent might see them and think they're more, 'special', that they already think they are.

    • @katewolfspirit6722
      @katewolfspirit6722 10 месяцев назад +2

      They won't be smiling like that when they are invited onto the casting couch...yikes. Run for your lives! I cannot understand parents who push their kids into the theatre, it's full of predators.

  • @smudge67uk
    @smudge67uk 10 месяцев назад +3

    Imagine being the kid looking up your birthday star on the list and it being Peter Sutcliffe, what an inclusion to a kids birthday video

  • @akumasan42
    @akumasan42 Год назад +7

    I had that National Lottery video as a kid. I have no clue why. I can confirm, its tips didn't work.

  • @robertsutton7949
    @robertsutton7949 8 месяцев назад +3

    This video is better than being bald.

  • @Nosaveddataretro
    @Nosaveddataretro 8 месяцев назад +4

    Two guys are friends, let's make a video!

  • @csurname
    @csurname Год назад +7

    10:15 ensure to pause before saying what it's a kettle
    of

    • @theflyintheointment
      @theflyintheointment Год назад +4

      Instantly reminded me of Vic and Bob doing their Cox and Evans service post sketch, and Bob saying “for opening your tins of luncheon meat……with”

  • @Buster_Piles
    @Buster_Piles 8 месяцев назад +1

    Big Willie was def the Top in the lineker/Thorne gae thing. He would famously "bend Gary up like a pretzel" according to friends.

  • @I_Am_The_Paulrus
    @I_Am_The_Paulrus Год назад +5

    "Darkwing Duck's grandad" 😂

  • @tedpilledtonysoprano5512
    @tedpilledtonysoprano5512 Год назад +3

    18:30 Jane turns up looking like an extra from _Cats._

  • @Toooldforthis78
    @Toooldforthis78 Год назад +6

    Thank you as always Mr M, always enjoy these - for 80’s stars how about a video on impressionist Phil Cool? Or a video compilation on all those videos that were huge hits in the ‘80s and ‘90s but just died with the invention of the internet - videos like footballs greatest gaffes or those compilation videos of (largely American) car crashes? Video stores were full of them and they were essential stocking fillers for a short period.

    • @theflyintheointment
      @theflyintheointment Год назад +5

      If Stuart did a video on Sheriff John Bunnell and World’s Wildest Police Videos I would die a happy man.

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie Год назад +1

      Like Lineker & Thorne, David Icke is also from Leicester. He must have made a few VHS (and DVD) WTFs in his time.

    • @katewolfspirit6722
      @katewolfspirit6722 10 месяцев назад +1

      YES! I was gonna ask if anyone remembered Phil Cool in the comments on the Davro video.

    • @casanovafunkenstein5090
      @casanovafunkenstein5090 2 месяца назад +1

      I feel like the issue with Phil Cool is that his television appearances are just unremarkable, not bigoted or unpleasant, just a bit dated and naff.
      The other option is his live stuff, but that's actually fairly decent outside of being dated. It's more impressive seeing him do the different characters on stage without the editing or crap costumes and he has actual jokes in between the impressions that don't rely on pop culture references.
      There's a somewhat more recent interview I saw where he demonstrates one of his live bits and uses a tape recorder to play John Lennon and Paul McCartney harmonising with each other that's legitimately really well executed and creative.
      It's not really something that I would expect to be fodder for this channel because the worst of his stuff isn't remarkably bad by comparison to the rest of the comedians featured and the good bits demonstrate that he has actual craft behind his material beyond doing the same impressions that everyone else does. Even then, a lot of his ideas are more esoteric and surreal than you'd get from the other acts from the period and in his live shows the impressions are integrated into actual routines that would have been serviceable without them.
      It's like peering into an alternative universe where Lee Evans wasn't a complete hack.

  • @markdavidson9100
    @markdavidson9100 Год назад +3

    3.08 it’s Gary Stevens who scored the equaliser in 1983 cup final…I so wish Gordon Smith had sneaked in the winner for Brighton too

  • @tonycowin
    @tonycowin Год назад +7

    "Not a pet, in fact it's nothing human". Is Michela keeping human pets?

  • @makkles9087
    @makkles9087 8 месяцев назад +1

    this video did illicit a snorting sound from my nose on occasion, so, go on then. have a sub and a like

  • @yandan7010
    @yandan7010 9 месяцев назад +2

    Looks like Willie was sat behind Wim Jansen at that spurs game

  • @goodnightvienna8511
    @goodnightvienna8511 8 месяцев назад +1

    Yeah TrackingCore is one of my favourite genres atm .

  • @LovecraftComedy
    @LovecraftComedy 5 месяцев назад +1

    Did you use my upload for this? I do still have the poster somewhere, if you're interested?

  • @mikebarratt8146
    @mikebarratt8146 Год назад +9

    Erm, why does Willie Thorne put his shoes on before his trousers?

    • @katewolfspirit6722
      @katewolfspirit6722 10 месяцев назад +1

      I was thinking the same! Most bizarre! 😂

  • @TheUnfinishedSynth
    @TheUnfinishedSynth Год назад +6

    Crikey. How thin are Willie Thorne’s socks?!

    • @LordmonkeyTRM
      @LordmonkeyTRM Год назад +2

      As thin as his hair on top

    • @Alkatrask
      @Alkatrask Год назад +2

      I’d rather have grey hair.

  • @stuartmay6225
    @stuartmay6225 Год назад +1

    Great to see Ohhhh Eric Morley have his birthday remembered. How has that not been declared a national holiday yet?

  • @LordmonkeyTRM
    @LordmonkeyTRM Год назад +2

    Well if Willie Thorne pulls out you'll be up slack alley...

  • @Smoneey
    @Smoneey Год назад +4

    You just reminded me that John McCririck existed

  • @theflyintheointment
    @theflyintheointment Год назад +7

    I see the Lineker/Thorne video was narrated by Tony Francis, who also narrated Vinny Jones’s ‘Soccer Hardmen’ video, also profiled by Stuart. Obviously Tony was the go-to guy for these early ‘90s, high end VHS releases.

  • @_Piers_
    @_Piers_ 3 месяца назад

    7 years age difference wouldn't have been my guess.

  • @craigix
    @craigix Год назад +2

    The birthday list, I had to pause it I was laughing so much.

    • @chrisflee1
      @chrisflee1 Год назад +2

      I was in tears, Russel Grant and Russel Grant.

  • @garryclarke1922
    @garryclarke1922 3 месяца назад

    How has this only got 9k views?!

  • @ratingify
    @ratingify Год назад +1

    sorry to hear the well bad knob ache is still playing up.

  • @MrDarksidematter
    @MrDarksidematter 10 месяцев назад +2

    Michaela was a real hotty. She never turned up to my birthdays though 😢

  • @JagerLange
    @JagerLange Год назад +2

    Oh, Michaela...

  • @shaunlever8334
    @shaunlever8334 7 месяцев назад

    Geoff Keegan! F**king hell. That's just ended me!

  • @jazzygeofferz
    @jazzygeofferz Год назад +2

    Is that Theo Huxtable turning up on that Michaela Strachan video?

  • @CanisRex84
    @CanisRex84 10 месяцев назад +1

    I found myself around 4 mins in laughing almost uncontrolably and saying aloud what the fuck is this? hahah

  • @davidbrokend
    @davidbrokend 8 месяцев назад +1

    Mate Ur absolute genius

  • @antonw4671
    @antonw4671 10 месяцев назад +2

    25.08 is that peter sutcliffe the bad man from yorkshire who liked hammers.

  • @mattl_
    @mattl_ Год назад +1

    Please do a full year long video of birthday dates

  • @youaintseenmeok
    @youaintseenmeok Год назад +7

    Please do a Paul Daniels vid

    • @katewolfspirit6722
      @katewolfspirit6722 10 месяцев назад

      Yeah, Wizbit was so effed up. Nightmare fuel.

  • @billybollockhead5628
    @billybollockhead5628 17 дней назад

    why so much footage of gary playing snooker with willie? Why not willie playing footy? Or gary just playing with willie?

  • @therespectedlex9794
    @therespectedlex9794 8 месяцев назад

    Poor Gary, losing his best friend in 2020. Or had they already fallen out?

  • @lizzyk.3306
    @lizzyk.3306 Год назад +2

    Where did you even find that John McCririck video? There’s barely anything on google about it 👀

    • @StuartMillard
      @StuartMillard  Год назад +8

      Sniffing out dreadful old telly is my one skill

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie Год назад +1

      British Library, I’m guessing. The nation’s preserved copy.

  • @ChunkyMonkey78
    @ChunkyMonkey78 2 месяца назад +1

    Lol well that was messed up.

  • @JamesC1981
    @JamesC1981 Год назад

    8:56 he looks like he's in a star trek uniform lol

  • @iskye07
    @iskye07 5 месяцев назад

    Pipe to pipe bushman

  • @edbone3035
    @edbone3035 9 месяцев назад

    I knew what this was from the thumbnail 😂

  • @Nosaveddataretro
    @Nosaveddataretro 8 месяцев назад

    19:04 blew my mind LMAO

  • @MT-cd7cs
    @MT-cd7cs 8 месяцев назад

    11:15 finally a gender reveal I’d actually want to see 😂

  • @gyorkshire257
    @gyorkshire257 2 месяца назад

    Thumbnail of Willy Thorne's forehead you say? I'll give it a go.

  • @retrorambles517
    @retrorambles517 Год назад +1

    What a great feel good video the Gary lineker and Willie thorn one
    Just remember when you're at your lowest ebb and you have a noose around your neck there you aren't Willie thorn

  • @casanovafunkenstein5090
    @casanovafunkenstein5090 2 месяца назад

    2:44 7!?

  • @notreallydavid
    @notreallydavid Год назад +2

    BIOpic ('biographical picture'), not biOPic. 'The woman at the opticians says I'm a bit biopic.'
    I'll go.

  • @billyclutterbucket2754
    @billyclutterbucket2754 Месяц назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @frogscotch19
    @frogscotch19 9 месяцев назад +2

    Gary ‘ I got bullied at school for being black’ Linekar

  • @jettjones9889
    @jettjones9889 10 месяцев назад +2

    I’m proud to say I’ve always despised Gary Lineker.

    • @tentringer4065
      @tentringer4065 6 месяцев назад +1

      Let me guess, you're more of a LeTissier fan.

  • @ClearLight1967
    @ClearLight1967 8 месяцев назад

    It's pronounced biopic - not bi-opic. Get it right, Stu!

  • @pipster1891
    @pipster1891 7 месяцев назад

    Putting the first two videos together, I'm struck by the fact Michaela Strachan looks like Gary Lineker in a wig.

    • @davekennedy6315
      @davekennedy6315 3 месяца назад

      How very DARE YOU! Michaela was my very first crush as a kid. It was Wack Off Every Day to my young hormone addled brain!!!

  • @gyorkshire257
    @gyorkshire257 2 месяца назад

    Great, thanks for this.
    Despite having a lifelong phobia of cockroaches, I actually felt sorry for the poor painted fekkers. And also, I nearly cried at the idea of a 9 year old child getting Michaela's video instead of a party, because she had no friends. Didn't think there was anything sadder than Willy Thorne gambling away his family, but there we go. In the great scheme of things, all events that have ever occurred were contained and decided in a chain of causality created the first instants of the big bang, time itself merely an illusion created by consciousness. We are all simultaneously living, unborn and long since expired. I think this video does a very good job of communicating this essential truth as an emotion, without necessarily getting into the details.