Two scientists walk into a bar, one says"I'll have h2o please," and then the other says, "I'll have h2o too!" They both drink their drinks, and the second scientist dies.
@@lewisevans-blakelock4015 Same, they're trying to either bait people into being wooshed or they're just trying to be funny, and they fail miserably at both
yeah it's really annoying,he could have just sayed something funny,or smart,or nothing,but nooo he had to say he was "first",even though everyone knows that he wasn't,and if he was,no one would still care
Slav lmao firstly im not a 'he' im a female. Also whyre you triggered? Since you're evidently so affected by a harmless comment? Get some help son. (Also i used to first to all of Soft's streams, and so this os just habit for me. If other people's harmless actions trigger you, you shouldn't be kn the internet.)
If #1 was genuine sarcasm, #1 is getting wooshed. If #1 _wasn't_ sarcasm and was just joking, #2 is getting wooshed. If the voiceover guy was being sarcastic, I'm getting wooshed.
there is a blind woman that uploaded a video on how she uses the refill in target. She had to memorise where the diet coke she wanted was, and i said "why didn't you just cheat, and look", and she said "cause i am 100% blind. no I'm not fake". woooooooooooooooooooooooosh
My favorites are when someone says "r/woosh" and the other keeps going like it's totally not even a joke and it's actually _their_ fault for everything.
Half the time I don't even Know if they're being ironic or not and it scares me, r/wooosh is such a common yet misunderstood thing that people who are using sarcasm could be targeted, I fear one day, since one day i completely forgotten that "hits blunt" was a joke and I went off, still feel like a idiot today
When I did the text door neighbor, I got the text back from the guy saying “Indeed we are Quentin.” And my names is Quentin, so I later found out after numerous attempts on asking who this gentleman is, his names Eric and he works at Starbucks.
0:35 no down here we do not say “yall” or “sug” constantly and i in my 16 and a half years of existence have i ever heard someone say “sug” and if someone did say that to me i would probably knock them into next Tuesday
2:40 Well, obviously because our beds are flat! We sleep on our flat beds, not the round ground. Wake up, and stop thinking everything is as flat as your bed!
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Sugma
What's Sugma?
IAmGolden
What's updog
IAmGolden sugma puthy mr fishbirb
The Vegan Martial Arts Café 😏
IAmGolden 😂❤
"Just pick whatever normalization lets you make fun of Florida."
"So I'm vegan most of the time; except for once a year every year for a year."
I do the same plan too I do once a year for a year every year.
We just want the snowbirds to leave.
5:00 free promo yeet xd
Rafi Acuy but what's ligma?
Free?? Looks like you had to work for it ;)
didnt expect to see you here but hi rafi!!
Heyy it's Rafi, love your vlogs! ^.^
Not gonna lie, that one was fuckin great
I died during this because of all the killer jokes.
Look it's GamerPlush/Galaxy Trash if you are dead then how did you comment this
PIGEON MAN.
Because I know the wifi password up here.
PIGEON MAN. And the password is: Ligmaballs.
Ligma what?
Prototane. *LIGMA BALLS >:)*
0:00 the saddest part about that is that the joke is true and people take them too seriously.
No it's not. It's trying to make a sentence.
wait
You just got
r/wooooooooooshed on r/ wooosh
Wait but thats the beginning of the video? Am i not getting a joke here?
In all fairness you have to watch Rick and Morty to have a high enough Iq to understand these jokes.
No, i havent watched rick and morty and i understand the jokes?
s3r_ hobby r/wooosh
This is beautiful. This got more layers than a Canadian in winter.
Just keep piling on the layers.
Gig The OG God of Destruction in all fairness you have to enjoy 9gag memes to think this rick and morty meme ks still relevant
A chemist walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, "Do you have Sodium, or Bromium oxide?". And the bartender says " Na BrO! "
That’s amazing
I dont get it whats the point of the sodium and bromiumoxide
Fred Crudy sodium stands for Na on the periodic table and bromium oxide is Bro
@@ytyaboinate8338 woosh
@@marxgalacticambition7023 ayeee
5:20 is this fitz daddy?
Yes it's daddy fitz
Yay
yesh
Father fitz
yep yes it is
getting cought on ligma to get someone with saw con, that's commitment
SleepWalks sometimes you have to lose a battle to win a war
Bofa is a Sugondese man from Saw con who taught the two principles of Ligma and Sugma
Ice Carbon X saw con ur mum
@@rarescoman1017 Sounds like a place where people who like saws go to display their epic saw collections.
Spicy background.
holy ITS THE SPICY JALAPENO FROM REGULAR SHOW Ayyy i am your boy
It's Thinzy pfp checks out
Oh I get it because he didn’t use a comma
It's Thinzy o it’s pink
what do u mean?
LGTB
LETS
GET
THIS
BREAD
*LGBT
BlurryF4ced
W O O O S H
Lmao I get it.
Luigi
Got
Big
Titties
L et's
G et down to
B usiness
T o defeat the huns
Life is
Good
But sometimes
Trash
I was gonna do a r/woosh joke but none of you would get it..
Gaming King we are watching this on a r/wooosh video what are you talkking about that we wont get it
@@gaming1prodigy359 r/WOOSH
@@humanman8975 you got r/wooooshed
@@Zealox :O dun dun dunnn
You must be right, but you can try it anyway
When people don't get your joke so you have to explain it even though there is no point because it won't be funny
I didn't get it... xplain pls.
3:31 to 4:39 Damn that's a long phone
woooooosh
swatted triple woooosh
LuxuriantCarrot no it's only double wooosh
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh :)
@luxuriantCarrot he wooshed you, you can't triple it. you got xD pranked
As a Sugandese, I find the ligma jokes offensive.
Border Bread what is sucondese? Is it from saw con?
I mean, I'm Ligondese, so.
IKR
Border Bread what’s a joke
I’m Rhydonese and it offended me too:(
Oh god. Texas’ word would not be y’all...
They missed the joke *AND* enforced a stupid stereotype.
Yeah man. Texas' word would be
*O I L*
@@sparkyproductions5856 nah it should be incest
@@krstn1337 nah. That's Arkansas.
TheWerewolfofsalem Do you not say y’all because me and everyone I know says it every other day
it would be yeehaw
The one with the vegan made my cry from laughing
no it didnt
I can't watch your videos anymore
:(
My brother is in a sucoma
What's a brother?
Tf is a :(
Jim sucoma what's that?
whats a sucoma
I'm so sorry to hear that!
"a male chicken is called a rooster and male chickens can't lay eggs."
i lost it from how dumb they were
1:09 I didn't get the joke until someone else didn't get the joke XD
you still didn’t get the joke. And i don’t get your joke.
When you pause to read the thing and soft kore starts reading it when you unpause
Just for the record, hens and roosters are both chickens.
One of these day I’m ganna die from laughing and have someone press charges for me.
5:20
*Aye, and if it isn’t my favorite Australian Soy Boy...*
I love how he impersonates the people in such a posh way😂
The first one was perfect. You could have ended it there. But of course you need that ad revenue. I feel you. I feel you
but he only put a single ad.. Edit: wut de hell? it's now 3
Pinglen i have 3 midrolls lol
....none.
What's ad revenue?
Nigerian Jesus
There are three ads on this video for me
The sugma jokes are uncomfortably similar to my channel name
SUgameplay haha
@@sterbern6762 r/wooosh
eurehl5238 r/woooosh
@@sparkyproductions5856 /wooosh
@@somedude4533 r/woooshcycle
Two scientists walk into a bar, one says"I'll have h2o please," and then the other says, "I'll have h2o too!" They both drink their drinks, and the second scientist dies.
H2o2
That virgin media one was the best 🤣🤣🤣
Bradooski the cancer joke was good tho
Lol at 5:11 i was like WOOOOOOOOSH RAFI, but then he was like “sawcon me dicccccck” and i was like OHHHHH TOP 10 ANIME PLOTTWISTS
@4:20 I can’t stop thinking how this feels like a really long screenshot
Ha 420
*THERE WERE SO MANY FACEPALMS THAT WERE HAD just a constant *slap, slap, slap, slap*
Man this is so cool I wish you would start a youtube channel
But... He posted this on yt...
Lolita dravayne
Are you joking coz I don’t want to r/woosh someone if they are joking
R/woosh
r/woooooosh
@Lolita dravayne it’s a joke
I feel so smart when I understand a joke like this and some random guy dosen't
Wow this whole thing is some r/wooosh
Dude I love your name lmao
And now we wait
*yes it is an r/wooosh video*
1:20 the guy saying I don’t think you understood the joke tried to woosh the other the other guy lmao
5:54 that one is unfair since there are a lot of people who think like that
Really? I've never really seen people like that.
it's a picture.
I facepalmed so much that my head's starting to bruise
I love you SoftKore, do you love me too? (Heart this if yes, if not reply "no") 😂😂
Jared Iverson Gotta plan the wedding
Gig The OG God of Destruction *He loves me!* 😂
Easier to click heart than type no
Gig Is a cool dude Oh shit. Quick get the supplies! *goes to home depot*
That meme about Queen Elizabeth was really funny.
1:31 I think you got some r/niceguys in here.
But seriously, how is this a woooosh?
0:01 - 0:56
You know a joke is God tier when a Floridian, I.E me, can laugh at a joke clearly defecating his state.
Props to that guy
Dont you hatte paople hoo hav nno idear howw two spel?
Linus Overy-Smith i get the joke but this pisses me off so much
@@lewisevans-blakelock4015 Same, they're trying to either bait people into being wooshed or they're just trying to be funny, and they fail miserably at both
lol u dont no how too spell idyit
@@joseamor1120 r/WOOAiit a second thats genius
of coerse
I live on texas and ive never heard anyone in my life say “sug”
I would have thought the most used word in Texas would be mexican
Most used phrase in Texas: "Wanna fuck, sis?"
GD MCB_Blazar nah dude that's alabma
Shots fired!
@@twistedgwazi5727 that's Arkansas.
He was just continuing the joke with the jumping joke so the second guy got woooooooshed
9:42 but it's not roblox either???
r/wooosh
r/wooosh
@@aidanjulian FunnyestKid used Counter! *B O N K O N T H E H E A D* fainted!
r/wooosh
FunnyestKid
*r/WoOsH*
That's the Jooooke,
Now take me hoooome,
To the place,
I beloooong,
We- wait I'm homeless
5:20 lmao my boy fitz made it
I paused to read the map, not realizing dude was gonna read it for me!
Who else saw saw fitz that one was my fav! Like if you saw him XD
I don't even know the difference between sarcasm and whoosh anymore
You missed the American state sugon 😎😠
I'm sugondese and proud
What's a state
NotVsauce sugondese nuts lmao
ah shit ya got me
I feel ashamed for not replying several hours earlier.
I can't believe 80% of people thought the second guy got wooshed 😂
Ligma.
whats balls?
MadeForMario balls ligma
What's sudoku?
Luminen Kettu sudoku nuts
Balls
Thank you good sir. Your videos have kept me awake all night long! You have earned my sub. And you killed my sleep
Once again one of the first
once again,no one cares
Slav beat me to it, but yeah, we all saw it, who cares who was first 😂😂🤷🤷
yeah it's really annoying,he could have just sayed something funny,or smart,or nothing,but nooo he had to say he was "first",even though everyone knows that he wasn't,and if he was,no one would still care
Slav lmao firstly im not a 'he' im a female. Also whyre you triggered? Since you're evidently so affected by a harmless comment? Get some help son. (Also i used to first to all of Soft's streams, and so this os just habit for me. If other people's harmless actions trigger you, you shouldn't be kn the internet.)
Jearmey Morgan awe your comment wasfar more wholesome, you see it's kinda a habit for me since i used to be first to Soft's streams way back then
If #1 was genuine sarcasm, #1 is getting wooshed. If #1 _wasn't_ sarcasm and was just joking, #2 is getting wooshed. If the voiceover guy was being sarcastic, I'm getting wooshed.
Omg wow this vid has 0 dislikes
Mushi 'n Goat
Currently has 1 now
*nO iT hAS 23 yOU iDIOT*
R/wonch
@@lemonscarfsourwool7541 thats not a r/wooosh you idiot its when someone says at a meme the real meaning
@@chipytoYT exactly,this is not a r/woosh, its an *r/wOnCh*
me: *makes a stupid joke on reddit*
someone: well actullay----
me: dont you f***ing start!
That Queen of England joke was pretty clever
5:29 Thanks for telling me who was pictured. I'd seen that image elsewhere and don't know what any rappers look like.
i love the music in the background, it just adds so much sass
These people need an entire class held for them.
there is a blind woman that uploaded a video on how she uses the refill in target. She had to memorise where the diet coke she wanted was, and i said "why didn't you just cheat, and look", and she said "cause i am 100% blind. no I'm not fake". woooooooooooooooooooooooosh
With all the Florida man articles I wouldn’t be surprised if Florida was actually Florida’s most used word.
If I donate one kidney, i'm a hero. If i donate 5, i get arrested
Did you know? Jack Lieward invented Lying down when he tried to sit twice.
“ why is her apron on backwards “ omg I’m crying...
I was laughing at the dog lifespan one then realized that my dog is going to probably die soon
Me: (Sees Ligma jokes)
Me: Updog has evolved.
You know my state is boring when the most frequently used word is time
Florida’s most used sentence, “Shit, it’s raining.”
These people are the reason why shampoo has instructions
This is some of the best channel music I have heard like fr
4:39 I can't believe he actually thought that the earth was that small what a MAD LAD
That saw con joke was golden
I purposely don't get the jokes just so I can listen to the sound of the r/whooosh. I'm a mastermind
Honestly, this was the best episode yet. Lost my shit laughing more than couple of times. Have a like bro.
Say this out loud
“I’m we tall are did”
My favorites are when someone says "r/woosh" and the other keeps going like it's totally not even a joke and it's actually _their_ fault for everything.
number 2 was definitly getting whooshed
Half the time I don't even Know if they're being ironic or not and it scares me, r/wooosh is such a common yet misunderstood thing that people who are using sarcasm could be targeted, I fear one day, since one day i completely forgotten that "hits blunt" was a joke and I went off, still feel like a idiot today
I hate it when I'm stuck in an endless loop of wooooshing....
I haven’t laughed as hard in a while as I laughed at the stage 4 cancer joke
I need to stop watching your videos while i draw. I don’t get anything done!!! 😭😂
When I did the text door neighbor, I got the text back from the guy saying “Indeed we are Quentin.” And my names is Quentin, so I later found out after numerous attempts on asking who this gentleman is, his names Eric and he works at Starbucks.
6:47-6:54 No-nonsense guy. Really hard to outsmart.
2:07 I like how the guy didn't question it being 64th letter
I've been r/woooshed several times. I think that my mild autism might be the reason for jokes flying over my head.
I get pissed of when people think they’re smart but they’re not
"Why is her cooking apron on backwards" xD
This physically hurts. I am physically in pain right now.
All these jokes are hilarious... oh and so are the r/whoosh ones
0:35 no down here we do not say “yall” or “sug” constantly and i in my 16 and a half years of existence have i ever heard someone say “sug” and if someone did say that to me i would probably knock them into next Tuesday
2:40 Well, obviously because our beds are flat! We sleep on our flat beds, not the round ground. Wake up, and stop thinking everything is as flat as your bed!
I am a Floridian and I can confirm that’s our word
It's actually pretty hard to not get whoooshed sometimes
Now that I started watching Andrew Huang’s videos I’m noticing how much he is credited.
That blood moon thing is kinda funny because I literally watched the blood moon this year