r/TechnicallyTheTruth | Pt.2

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @iamgolden596
    @iamgolden596 6 лет назад +934

    “So Ryn fuck you” couldn’t agree more

  • @judahmac1799
    @judahmac1799 6 лет назад +1218

    10 out 10 people die in their lifetime.

    • @ineedaname1341
      @ineedaname1341 6 лет назад +6

      Wow. Never would of got that.. Lol

    • @penbert1014
      @penbert1014 6 лет назад +25

      Wouldn't they die after their lifetime though?

    • @ineedaname1341
      @ineedaname1341 6 лет назад +3

      @@penbert1014 Whoosh

    • @ratastic
      @ratastic 6 лет назад +30

      fieryfalcon 123
      How was that a woosh

    • @pk2_637
      @pk2_637 6 лет назад +1

      Ban life

  • @kenmorashade7943
    @kenmorashade7943 6 лет назад +144

    actually, there his a better and shorter way to say, "there are bees here, lets leave imitatively". its "SHIT! BEES! RUN!"

    • @Maka-vn2ih
      @Maka-vn2ih 5 лет назад +7

      OMG!!BEES!!!

    • @ponyonoodles6568
      @ponyonoodles6568 5 лет назад +15

      Or you could just scream BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!

    • @caleblewis8169
      @caleblewis8169 5 лет назад +1

      You can say BR if people understand

    • @simeondoesstuffbg3881
      @simeondoesstuffbg3881 5 лет назад +5

      You could shorten it even further by literally cutting the „shit“.

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 5 лет назад +5

      @@simeondoesstuffbg3881 the Shit is required, the 'run' is not, anyone who does not know you need to run when someone shouts "SHIT!! BEES!"...well thats what we call natural selection.

  • @andrewnovak1390
    @andrewnovak1390 6 лет назад +411

    3:17 I am both billingual AND an idiot

  • @ShadSamD
    @ShadSamD 5 лет назад +31

    "there are bees here lets move immediately"
    no, it's tends to sound more like this
    'SCREEEEEEE!!'

  • @SandwichPuncher
    @SandwichPuncher 6 лет назад +178

    That moment where you have to scream because you realize that you’re no longer way younger than most of your favorite youtubers, but actually a year away and you’re wondering what the hell You’re doing with your life

    • @protofan419
      @protofan419 6 лет назад +15

      I feel you dude. Just found out a few days ago about how every good youtuber I watch is in 19-21 category. Like, people are out there being (relatively) famous and having fun, and here I am in my stupid uni.
      Why did life had to turn this way :(

    • @mariaguzman2363
      @mariaguzman2363 6 лет назад +4

      @@protofan419 same, bro. What's the point anymore

    • @godofthecripples1237
      @godofthecripples1237 6 лет назад +3

      Aren't you technically always the same age away from your favorite RUclipsrs?

    • @SandwichPuncher
      @SandwichPuncher 6 лет назад +7

      God of the Cripples true, but it’s more the fact of people our age is starting to become really popular and we’re here just sitting in our moms basement or something wondering what we’re doing

    • @kirstenlspringer
      @kirstenlspringer 6 лет назад +7

      God me too man. When he said he was born in 1999 I had whiplash like m8 ur telling me I’m the same age as ya? And here I am doing absolutely nothing with my life.

  • @Nekoowoo
    @Nekoowoo 5 лет назад +26

    3:15
    "Ah shit, I forgot the french word for it"
    "Well tell it in English, I know a little bit of English"
    "Uhhh... it's daftalirianism"

  • @Soilofem
    @Soilofem 6 лет назад +42

    If your parachute doesn't deploy,
    you have the rest of your life to fix it.

  • @bottomtext3925
    @bottomtext3925 6 лет назад +139

    You can live the rest of your life without eating

    • @brennahehman5579
      @brennahehman5579 6 лет назад +28

      Give a man a candle and he'll be warm for an hour. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

    • @bucket1442
      @bucket1442 6 лет назад +2

      And i can breathe underwater once.

    • @emilytwomey8734
      @emilytwomey8734 6 лет назад +1

      R/technicallythetruth

    • @MarioFan587YT
      @MarioFan587YT 5 лет назад +1

      @@emilytwomey8734
      r/foundthemobileuser

    • @button465
      @button465 5 лет назад +2

      r/ihavereddit

  • @lemonmeat190
    @lemonmeat190 6 лет назад +241

    This is technically a good video

  • @David-zc9co
    @David-zc9co 6 лет назад +785

    MM/DD/YY is better because one day there can be 4/20/69 when in DD/MM/YY there can't.

  • @hypnagogue
    @hypnagogue 6 лет назад +104

    why the *_f r i c c_* is it age restricted

    • @hypnagogue
      @hypnagogue 6 лет назад +3

      nvm it's not anymore

    • @brennahehman5579
      @brennahehman5579 6 лет назад +9

      Because you are a lemon. Lemons can't watch RUclips.

    • @hypnagogue
      @hypnagogue 6 лет назад +2

      Brenna Hehman I'm not a lemon I just think they're pretty good.

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 6 лет назад +2

      @@brennahehman5579 hey, don't abuse a lemon. They made good lemonades

    • @user-rl4tg2mr9n
      @user-rl4tg2mr9n 5 лет назад

      Because

  • @TheBlackAntagonist
    @TheBlackAntagonist 6 лет назад +2

    "We...can cook."
    XD I can't believe I didn't realize the similarities until now.

  • @angelaanime
    @angelaanime 6 лет назад +344

    * American writes the date *
    Me: * sounds of distress *

    • @bluebubbletea4
      @bluebubbletea4 6 лет назад

      Lmao me

    • @TheAlmightyJello
      @TheAlmightyJello 6 лет назад +38

      * European writes flavor *
      Americans: Sounds like you need some freedom.

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 6 лет назад +11

      Have a free U

    • @tobywaldock6079
      @tobywaldock6079 6 лет назад +14

      We need to donate to Americans and give them that U

    • @TheAlmightyJello
      @TheAlmightyJello 6 лет назад +10

      @@tobywaldock6079 * heavy southern drawl * we've got burgers 'n guns why do we need yer commie 'u'

  • @angelj3928
    @angelj3928 6 лет назад +18

    I refuse to put days before the month, with our format we can have 4/20/69

    • @twistedtwisted3618
      @twistedtwisted3618 5 лет назад

      But it’s so weird

    • @ianmoseley9910
      @ianmoseley9910 5 лет назад

      Could use international format yyyy/mm/dd.

    • @theonlyshinyumbreon
      @theonlyshinyumbreon 4 года назад

      As an American, I can say that I too find this format really fucking confusing. Who cares if it can be a funny number? The other 364 days are confusing as hell.

  • @bhamber2641
    @bhamber2641 6 лет назад +333

    I feel bad for the people in america who died in 11/9

    • @WaterMelwin
      @WaterMelwin 6 лет назад +46

      November 9th? Wait that's tomorrow 😱😱😱😱😱😱

    • @RadionWave
      @RadionWave 6 лет назад +32

      I see that line of reasoning, but damn is it confusing when the day is under 12. Usually I use the date more than the month to determine timing in the near future as well. :y

    • @joshds123_3
      @joshds123_3 6 лет назад +12

      @@RadionWave but think about if someone asked you the date you would likely say mm/dd/yyyy. For example November 9th, 2018. So technically we just write it the way we say it.

    • @RadionWave
      @RadionWave 6 лет назад +25

      JoshDS123 _ You may say that
      I say ‘ninth of November 2018.’

    • @joshds123_3
      @joshds123_3 6 лет назад +10

      @@RadionWave but that takes longer lol. But it honestly doesn't bother me because I know us Americans like to be different just to be different lol.

  • @blooberrych.5652
    @blooberrych.5652 6 лет назад +25

    “Change to the metric system.”
    Sorry, couldn’t hear you over the sound of “we went to the moon lol”

    • @ikeepwalkin
      @ikeepwalkin 6 лет назад +4

      Over the sound of US losing to vietnamese farmers

    • @rainydeestar4806
      @rainydeestar4806 6 лет назад +5

      Overused joke+ NASA used both systems.

    •  5 лет назад +2

      Sorry, cannot hear you over your crippling college.

    • @nickrustyson8124
      @nickrustyson8124 5 лет назад +4

      @@ikeepwalkin Over the sounds of 250,000 Vietnamese farmers being dead.

    • @ikeepwalkin
      @ikeepwalkin 5 лет назад +2

      @@nickrustyson8124 Over the sound of the twins towers collapsing

  • @lookingprettydambdead717
    @lookingprettydambdead717 6 лет назад +322

    WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT CATS

    • @huntingrunner
      @huntingrunner 6 лет назад +16

      LookingPrettyDambDead Technically the truth
      Doggos are just better!

    • @WEIRDxGRIM
      @WEIRDxGRIM 6 лет назад +18

      Cats are your friends or "no so friends", dogs are your slave (think about it, you command the dog to sit, roll over, stand, just to get a tiny cookie).

    • @turnip5465
      @turnip5465 6 лет назад +5

      @@WEIRDxGRIM dosent own or has owned a dog in his life

    • @mars7609
      @mars7609 6 лет назад +5

      HuntingRunner dogs suck.

    • @WEIRDxGRIM
      @WEIRDxGRIM 6 лет назад +3

      TurnIP, had 4 dogs (parents and brother are dog people), current 1 now, but that dog grew up with a cat and copy my cat a bit.

  • @TheLegend2T
    @TheLegend2T 6 лет назад +1

    Person:insults america for not using a measurement system the rest of the world uses
    Liberia: *Guy behind blinds*

  • @judahmac1799
    @judahmac1799 6 лет назад +223

    We 'Muricans will never bow to your imperialists ways!!!!

    • @militaryMP123
      @militaryMP123 6 лет назад +37

      But Americans use the IMPERIAL SYSTEM!

    • @judahmac1799
      @judahmac1799 6 лет назад +11

      I know.

    • @slerpup
      @slerpup 6 лет назад

      Maccabee Luke 22:36 and that makes me not like being American

    • @SteveJonesGamingGWO
      @SteveJonesGamingGWO 6 лет назад +1

      @@militaryMP123 *videotitle.jpg*

    • @MissInformer
      @MissInformer 6 лет назад +4

      @@militaryMP123 r/woooosh

  • @internetexplorer7767
    @internetexplorer7767 6 лет назад

    2:46
    People run from rain but sit in baths full of water
    *Bukowski analysis*

  • @acro2915
    @acro2915 6 лет назад +62

    I read once that MM/DD/YYYY was used because months are more important to know first when doing business transactions and the like, but I feel like, then maybe use the Asian way YYYY/MM/DD because months first is confusing af especially when the day is a number from 1 to 12 n shit

    • @acro2915
      @acro2915 6 лет назад

      @@jessicu511 Probably. It's just one of those things that's different in (almost) only the US. It's confusing for me because my teachers use it pretty much interchangeably, months or days first ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @asston712
      @asston712 6 лет назад +5

      So we have:
      DD/MM/YYYY
      MM/DD/YYYY
      YYYY/MM/DD
      So why don't people go on a rant about why Asia is stupid for not using DD/MM/YYYY? Why only America?

    • @kingambrose9919
      @kingambrose9919 6 лет назад +7

      @@asston712 because YYYY/MM/DD actually makes sense and conforms to an ISO standard whereas MM/DD/YYYY is just really awkward and bizarre. People do have their justifications for it and also reasoning such as "this is what I was brought up with" but the fact of the matter is it's much less convenient and more confusing than the other two

    • @leotamer5
      @leotamer5 6 лет назад +1

      No system is any more arbitrary than any other. While humans tend to like going from greatest to least, or least to greatest, there is not really a reason why that is important. The only reason it "Doesn't make sense" and is "Awkward and Bizarre" is just because you used a different system.
      No matter what, the most convenient and least confusing system will be whatever system you used the most, and it will be easier to move to the system which is just the inverse of your order than a system that has two of the values flipped around.

    • @nokashii3375
      @nokashii3375 6 лет назад +4

      @@leotamer5 actually, there is a difference.
      YYYY/MM/DD makes sorting easy since the dates will stay in chronological order -> good for naming digital files
      DD/MM/YYYY makes sense since it is sorted after the importance of the information. If you say something happens on the 20th then people will automatically know you are talking about this month (or the next one if the 20th of this month has passed already). If you say something happens on the 20th of March people know you are talking about this year (until, again, March of this year has already passed, then it is the next one) -> good for daily usage in conversations
      But what exactly is MM/DD/YYYY helpful for?

  • @othername5426
    @othername5426 5 лет назад

    Wait, what if every book is NOT a dictionary remix, but the dictionary is the BIGGEST mashup of every book EVER, even to the future?!

  • @ouroboros1672
    @ouroboros1672 6 лет назад +21

    Well, everything we Americans do makes no sense, so get in line really.

    • @ericbazinga
      @ericbazinga 6 лет назад +6

      As a fellow American, I can vouch for this

    • @God-qi1fr
      @God-qi1fr 6 лет назад +2

      Is it bad I think this should be pasted on the side of every school building?

    • @RaskorDevilKell5864
      @RaskorDevilKell5864 5 лет назад

      America also is notorious for not giving a fuck.

    • @ktvia
      @ktvia 5 лет назад

      Daniel Arnold the metric system is so much easier 😩

  • @augusths243
    @augusths243 6 лет назад

    not only are you born in the wrong decade, you’re born in the wrong centurie. Actually, come to think of it, you’re even born in the wrong millenium

  • @Basil-sy6cm
    @Basil-sy6cm 6 лет назад +16

    The reason why we do MM/DD/YYYY is because we say May 5th, 2018

    • @tomchippy2739
      @tomchippy2739 6 лет назад +2

      Only America says that, but most of the rest of the world says some variation of ‘5th of May, 2018’. Saying it this way makes more sense than telling someone the month first, but saying it YY/MM/DD makes even more sense than both of them

    • @Basil-sy6cm
      @Basil-sy6cm 6 лет назад +6

      YM/DY/DM is the ultimate form of date formatting

    • @censored4680
      @censored4680 6 лет назад +1

      @@tomchippy2739 least we drive on the right side

    • @tomchippy2739
      @tomchippy2739 6 лет назад +1

      Ögedei Khan Aha! It’s actually been proven that driving on the left is safer!

    • @censored4680
      @censored4680 6 лет назад

      @@tomchippy2739 ima stop you right there and ask you if your sure that whatever data you had has actual reasons or is just statistics that says driving in japan or Australia is safer than driving in Syria and Nigeria

  • @SpinningTurtle66
    @SpinningTurtle66 6 лет назад

    8:37 No, a trip to Spain still costs you money if you are Spanish.
    “Hey, are you Chinese?”
    “Yeah”
    “The cost for this flight will be 0.00 Yen”
    “Hell Yeah”

  • @lindabcarpenterdoesstuff6696
    @lindabcarpenterdoesstuff6696 6 лет назад +30

    Oh wow this is so scandalous. No wonder they had it age restricted! Thsi should obviously be blocked for RUclips, because my poor ears couldn't stand these *horrid* puns

  • @gordonmorgan3131
    @gordonmorgan3131 6 лет назад

    Another specific noise for "there are bees here lets leave immediately"
    bEEEEEES!!!!!

  • @AfterDeath10
    @AfterDeath10 6 лет назад +3

    Rest of World:
    DD/MM/YY
    'Murica:
    MM/DD/YY
    *Eagle starts singing the National Anthem*

    • @lEGOBOT2565
      @lEGOBOT2565 6 лет назад

      @Nuclear Pootis you mean 11

    • @twistedtwisted3618
      @twistedtwisted3618 5 лет назад

      Why do they do month first???? It’s just so annoying whenever i see it and it confuses me

  • @t.rdixon6869
    @t.rdixon6869 6 лет назад

    5:42 - I would’ve pissed myself if instead of just typing it, added an MP3 file of him saying it. 😂😂

  • @thalesvondasos
    @thalesvondasos 6 лет назад +36

    Meowton's first law:
    "Cats are better"

    • @brennahehman5579
      @brennahehman5579 6 лет назад

      Mr saxophon ur url made me laugh

    • @thalesvondasos
      @thalesvondasos 6 лет назад

      @@brennahehman5579 What URL are you talking about? Sorry but I don't understand

    • @lamestudiosinc418
      @lamestudiosinc418 6 лет назад +1

      Have fun getting scratched while I get licked by my doggo.

    • @fish-pw8fh
      @fish-pw8fh 5 лет назад

      @@lamestudiosinc418
      pffft, my doggers lick me while i hug my cat

    • @lamestudiosinc418
      @lamestudiosinc418 5 лет назад

      @@fish-pw8fh I'm taking your puppers away for not giving them pats. They're mine now.

  • @YourMomma3012
    @YourMomma3012 6 лет назад

    You saying we missed your birthday? Happy birthday! Welcome to your 20’s, where people expect you to be an adult whilst treating you like a teenager...

  • @Elmorn
    @Elmorn 6 лет назад +55

    actually MM/DD/YYYY makes sense. there are 12 months, 28 to 31 days in a month and who knows how many years we will count. so you have most of the time the smallest number in front, then the medium numbers in the middle and the largest in the end. But I prefer DD/MM/YYYY too.

    • @CorvintusDK
      @CorvintusDK 6 лет назад +12

      DD/MM/YYYY has the smallest infront as well. A day is a bit shorter than a month after all

    • @justanotherchannelwithauno7580
      @justanotherchannelwithauno7580 6 лет назад +10

      For me DD/MM/YYYYYYYYYYY make sense.
      Days are in mouths
      And mouths are inside the years

    • @Elmorn
      @Elmorn 6 лет назад +2

      @@CorvintusDK what I mean is: the first one is a maximum 12, the second one is maximum 31 and the last one is currently 2018. So the maximum values are getting bigger the further right they are. I think that makes sense. What doesn't make sense is that some countries don't comply with the rest of the world.

    • @TheAlmightyJello
      @TheAlmightyJello 6 лет назад +13

      @@Elmorn Since when has America ever complied, even when it would be reasonable to do so.

    • @Elmorn
      @Elmorn 6 лет назад

      @@TheAlmightyJello true

  • @PilpelAvital
    @PilpelAvital 6 лет назад +1

    Technically, I was a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.

  • @cynister7384
    @cynister7384 6 лет назад +50

    Actually the year 2000 is still in the same decade as 1999, the new decade starts in 2001.

    • @andrewnovak1390
      @andrewnovak1390 6 лет назад +3

      ok but its a different century(/millenium) still

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 6 лет назад +5

      @Mashup Central No, the decade also starts on the 1st year, one google search disproves you.

    • @riggocalle
      @riggocalle 6 лет назад

      @@cynister7384 you know 2001 was when the millenium had been for a year, 2000 is when the millenium starts

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 6 лет назад +6

      @@riggocalle I mean whatever, I was taught in school that all of those (decades, centuries, millennia) start on the 1st year, and historians agree, since there wasn't a year that is named 0. Year 1 BC was followed by year AD 1, so it wouldn't made any sense that the zero year is the start. But people are always gonna contradict each other and I really don't want to have completely pointless arguments in the comments section of a RUclips video.

    • @RainbowMama143
      @RainbowMama143 6 лет назад +1

      That's how I learned it too, Kaylee, back when Y2K happened.

  • @PackManiac6291
    @PackManiac6291 6 лет назад

    The thing about cheese only gets better when you know that the guy giving the speech is Paul Ryan, congressmen from Wisconsin

  • @10xTNT
    @10xTNT 6 лет назад +26

    *_age restricted video_*

  • @Hallooo790
    @Hallooo790 6 лет назад

    Rest of the World: "Why can't you just be normal?"
    America: **screams**

    • @nickrustyson8124
      @nickrustyson8124 5 лет назад

      Asia: *Siting in the back watching the idiots fight while eating popcorn*

  • @highdefinitionapollo2.019
    @highdefinitionapollo2.019 5 лет назад +10

    DD/MM/YY makes so much more sense.
    11/9. Never forget

    • @apostoliagkolfinopoulou3776
      @apostoliagkolfinopoulou3776 5 лет назад

      Am i allowed to say im laughing you tube people?

    • @tenletters5889
      @tenletters5889 5 лет назад +1

      @@apostoliagkolfinopoulou3776 yeah but maybe work on the English a bit more

    • @apostoliagkolfinopoulou3776
      @apostoliagkolfinopoulou3776 5 лет назад

      @@tenletters5889 sure tell me what i did wrong then

    • @tenletters5889
      @tenletters5889 5 лет назад +1

      @@apostoliagkolfinopoulou3776 it's a combination of two small problems.
      You're missing the preposition "at" after the word "laughing". Also most native English speakers would specify "RUclips commenters" instead of RUclips people".
      A native speaker would would say "Am I allowed to say I'm laughing at RUclips commenters?"
      Hope this helps

    • @apostoliagkolfinopoulou3776
      @apostoliagkolfinopoulou3776 5 лет назад

      @@tenletters5889 bruh thank you but thats not what i meant at all so you're a bit off here -> Am I allowed to say I'm laughing , you tube people? And also its kinda silly to sit here and correct you tube comments as most people don't care about their grammar when commenting, including me. I dont need to put commas cause its a comment section not an english paper. Its not even slightly formal and apostrophes are also unnecessary in this context. Most native english speakers type this way themselves and I find it kind of an irrelevant comment to make. Even in my native language , when typing I skip a lot of things such as apostrophes commas and grammar cause its not formal and its way more common than the alternative.

  • @FirstLast-jb8uc
    @FirstLast-jb8uc 6 лет назад

    Loved that 'tadatatatatah' joke 😂 please continue to do it

  • @CommanderFlyboy
    @CommanderFlyboy 6 лет назад +5

    DD/MM/YYYY ex. 01/02/2000 “The 1st of February 2000.”
    MM/DD/YYYY ex. 01/02/2000 “January 2nd 2000.”

  • @whitetanook3875
    @whitetanook3875 5 лет назад

    Ok as an American I can personally tell you that at one point we DID try to switch to the metric system but every one was so used to using our system that everything devolved into chaos and we all switched back

  • @sadsnorlax2691
    @sadsnorlax2691 5 лет назад +2

    Dogs are not better than cats
    They’re both amazing

  • @jfortman73
    @jfortman73 6 лет назад +2

    YYYY/MM/DD is the perfect date format. It can be sorted .... BY DATE. :)

  • @mattdog1956
    @mattdog1956 6 лет назад +9

    8:30 OMG thats me what the F**K?

    • @fino8566
      @fino8566 6 лет назад +3

      Congratulations you are now entitled to £576.07 paid entirely using pennies

  • @LukasBondevikLuka
    @LukasBondevikLuka 5 лет назад

    Every other country: Hey America could you use measurements we do?
    America: Yeah, that’s gonna be a no from me dawg.

  • @JOSEJOSESITO
    @JOSEJOSESITO 6 лет назад +7

    This video is technically age restricted

  • @myself2noone
    @myself2noone 6 лет назад

    "Try to make it easier for other countries to communicate with you." Ok we'll invent the internet.

  • @darkridge
    @darkridge 5 лет назад +9

    1999 and 2000 were part of the same decade just as they were part of the same century and the same millennium. 2001 started a new decade/century/millennium.

    • @tenletters5889
      @tenletters5889 5 лет назад +3

      I hate this comment so much

    • @totalhufflepuff203
      @totalhufflepuff203 5 лет назад

      Depends on how you look at it. 2001 technically started the new decade, but 1999 is part of the 90's decade while 2,000 is part of the 00's decade. We all know this to, so stop trying to correct with information you already know because you want to look smart. It doesn't make you look smart. It's annoying.

  • @phucvinhpham8934
    @phucvinhpham8934 5 лет назад

    "Dogs are better than cats"
    *surprised pikachu face*

  • @soulsaversaras.r.s3956
    @soulsaversaras.r.s3956 6 лет назад +5

    4:41
    Oh my god
    His profile pic is aizawa from bnha
    YESSSSSSSSS

  • @JaCaBrA144
    @JaCaBrA144 5 лет назад +2

    Me: realizing I went to the same school as shovel girl
    Me: YEAH WE'RE BEST FRIENDS I KNOW HER

  • @lollipopsie_5230
    @lollipopsie_5230 6 лет назад +5

    2:47 my name's bukowski and my dad knows god

  • @softballmyths
    @softballmyths 6 лет назад

    better than "there are bees here lets leave immediately" is " FUCK BEES LETS GO" much more human

  • @indianinja420
    @indianinja420 6 лет назад +6

    Canada does months before the days

    • @timsteele9262
      @timsteele9262 6 лет назад +4

      America lite just copies America for a lot of things tho.

    • @crazyrandomsquid7732
      @crazyrandomsquid7732 6 лет назад +3

      Canada’s real?

    • @indianinja420
      @indianinja420 6 лет назад +1

      ​@@crazyrandomsquid7732 No, I'm just paraphrasing from what the scriptures telling of that mythical land spoke of. You know, like hockey, maple syrup, igloos, mounted polar bears, seemingly nice people that are actually very passive aggressive to our neighbors, and all the sorts. Oh and don't forget the overly hyped Toronto rappers the Torontonians think are legitimately good artists but are really just carbon copies of each other with little creativity or individuality.

    • @crazyrandomsquid7732
      @crazyrandomsquid7732 6 лет назад

      Canadian Ninja Ah yes, those myths. It’s great when I hear someone say they’re Canadian. Treat those people like gods. They’re very kind.

    • @brennahehman5579
      @brennahehman5579 6 лет назад

      MmmmmmHMMMM

  • @BastionUnity
    @BastionUnity 6 лет назад

    7:43
    The reason we have it set up as MM/DD/YYYY is because in conversation we say "March 5th, 2018" not "the 5th of March, 2018." Also in calendars the year is constant, so that goes at the end, and then you look for the month, and finally the day, not the day and then the month.

  • @piperarcher9706
    @piperarcher9706 6 лет назад +13

    But if you're looking at a calendar you look for the month first and then the day... It's more convenient when you're trying to schedule things to scroll or turn to the proper month and then locate the day.

    • @edsainmuramasa4751
      @edsainmuramasa4751 6 лет назад

      Why isn't your calendar fixed on the month you're on? Do you keep ot on January all year long until you need to take a peek?

    • @a.j.duncan2050
      @a.j.duncan2050 6 лет назад +4

      @@edsainmuramasa4751 I think they mean like, if it's currently January and you need to make plans for March.

    • @edsainmuramasa4751
      @edsainmuramasa4751 6 лет назад

      @@a.j.duncan2050 I'm only half serious here. It's not like I'm suggesting a 365.25 pages long calendar with thirty something days worth of each month. Although... Patent pending.

  • @proximity6631
    @proximity6631 5 лет назад

    “It’s like your whole country needs to be doing something different to be special.”
    America summed up in a sentence.

  • @melanienebula2550
    @melanienebula2550 6 лет назад +6

    Why is age restricted?

  • @kuledood543
    @kuledood543 6 лет назад

    A loaf of bread, A carton of milk, and a dozen of eggs.
    A loaf of milk, a carton of bread, and thing

  • @mylesiswhite4122
    @mylesiswhite4122 6 лет назад +5

    Did you just say Kowalski analyse instead of kowalski analysis

  • @nikkimatty8859
    @nikkimatty8859 5 лет назад

    My cat: *Is sitting and watching this video with me*
    You: "and dogs are better then cats"
    My cat: *looks at me waiting for me to hit unsubscribe*

  • @goldenskiezsub
    @goldenskiezsub 6 лет назад +3

    Cats and dogs are both really good in their own way

  • @dreamwolf7302
    @dreamwolf7302 6 лет назад

    you know we also have another sound for 'there are bees here we should leave immediately'
    It goes like this.
    "FUUUUCK!!!!! BEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!"

  • @motherofthesacredrealm9835
    @motherofthesacredrealm9835 5 лет назад +3

    But if we use MM/DD/YYYY we get, 4/20/69, and that is beautiful.

  • @thatrandomplayer8827
    @thatrandomplayer8827 6 лет назад

    I love it when you read a pun
    BADABAPBA DAH BAP
    *some guy smacking his head on something*

  • @SpaceBirbLizzy
    @SpaceBirbLizzy 6 лет назад +4

    Until I was about 10 ~ 12 years I thought I was born one year and one day before "9/11" ... My birthday is on the 8th of November... Why does have america only have stupid number systems?

    • @ElsanneJ
      @ElsanneJ 6 лет назад

      I actually never knew what month 9/11 happened because of the same reason. A couple months ago (in 11th of September) my friend mentioned it and only then I knew.

    • @SpaceBirbLizzy
      @SpaceBirbLizzy 6 лет назад

      @Nuclear Pootis Lack of knowledge isn't the same as being dumb. I just didn't know since I wasn't used to the imperial system and why should I (for no reason ) just assume that this exact date is.
      Just because many countries use that system doesn't mean it is smart.

  • @CinderHope01
    @CinderHope01 6 лет назад +1

    ""I am not gonna do it. I'm not going to ear rape you this time-- BAADAP DADP! *SLAM*""
    You are destroying our trust

  • @theluxuryshovel9740
    @theluxuryshovel9740 6 лет назад +2

    2:35 that’s it I’m unsubbing
    O wait, I was never subbed in the first place.
    Oh...

  • @user-eh2jk6mf9s
    @user-eh2jk6mf9s 5 лет назад

    You can also say: BEEEEEEEEES! RUN!
    When there are bees AND when tose bees are after you, it's super effective warning.

  • @axxiax3438
    @axxiax3438 5 лет назад +4

    Again. You may say that dogs are better than cats..
    But at least cats doesn't tell others where your drugs are.

  • @Bananaguard31
    @Bananaguard31 6 лет назад

    DD/MM/YYYY is the Spanish way to write the date. That man knows his shit

  • @Lollita438
    @Lollita438 6 лет назад +4

    I can't believe you just said that about cats. I'm unsubscribing

  • @aidenbrokar262
    @aidenbrokar262 5 лет назад +1

    If you were born in 1999 but were supposed to be 2000, you were also born in the wrong century

  • @FungalTox
    @FungalTox 6 лет назад +10

    Boi

  • @Arctic_and_The_F0X
    @Arctic_and_The_F0X 5 лет назад

    When he said he didn’t like cats I felt attacked.
    Why?
    When I was little I had To go to speech therapy because I never talked, as my sister always did the talking for me. And when I got my cat (his name is Figaro, probably because I watched a lot of cartoons) I had something that I wanted to talk about. I made up stories about how he was a
    Nyan Cat who was born without a pop tart, and was sent to earth for me to take care of him. If it wasn’t for that cat, I would have been in speech therapy for so much longer.

  • @quinnlee-newbury9003
    @quinnlee-newbury9003 6 лет назад +2

    "The last thing I'd ever do was kill myself" took me waaaaay too long to get lol

  • @sympleton7439
    @sympleton7439 6 лет назад

    As an american, I can confirm America is the emo angsty teenager of countries

  • @borderlandsm3niac26
    @borderlandsm3niac26 5 лет назад

    Dog and cats both deserve love but when u here someone that hates both they would be considered a parrot

  • @hedgehogsonic11
    @hedgehogsonic11 6 лет назад

    "Oh yeah it's the first"
    "Of what"
    "uh, December"
    "oh cool how inconvenient that you stated the day first so now, looking at this date from years in the future, I will now know the day first, the LEAST IMPORTANT PART, before I am told of the month and year to be given a proper frame of reference"
    "yeah cool don't worry about it"

    • @nokashii3375
      @nokashii3375 6 лет назад

      How often do you have to look up the current month and how often the current day?

  • @epicman9105
    @epicman9105 6 лет назад

    It’s easier to say “it’s October 25th” than to say “it’s the 25th of October” all you do is add words to a sentence, that’s why we have it MM/DD/YYYY

  • @FrancisR420
    @FrancisR420 6 лет назад

    You ever read a calendar? you flip to the month then find the day, that's how you find a date on a calendar. makes perfect sense to write out dates like that.

  • @squibwarb7777
    @squibwarb7777 6 лет назад

    I gotta say as an American, the metric system is the biggest language barrier

  • @ZyphLegend
    @ZyphLegend 6 лет назад

    7:46 Actually, many countries used to put the month before the day. It all dates back to when harvesting was the current way of things. It was more important for farmers to know what month it was rather than the day, so they ended up saying the month first when they listed dates. For them, the date system was essentially listing off the most important pieces of information in order. Of course, in the current age were most people don't have to harvest to live, using MM/DD/YYYY is useless, but it did exist for a reason, and does have some form of sense to it. The US is simply one of the last places that hasn't switched to the more convenient DD/MM/YYYY system.

  • @greyrifterrellik5837
    @greyrifterrellik5837 6 лет назад

    7:45 We here in America use the 'MM/DD/YYYY' format because it matches the way we've learned to *say* the date. For example, today would be 1/22/2019, said as "January 22nd, 2019"
    It's less about being different, and more about efficiency. "January 22nd, 2019" takes less time to say than "22nd of January, 2019"

  • @Hectilius
    @Hectilius 6 лет назад

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE PETTINESS OF MY PEOPLE

  • @kaichainsaws
    @kaichainsaws 6 лет назад

    Reasons to put days before months
    •Days are shorter than months
    Reasons to put months before days
    •When looking for the date on a calendar, you look for the month first, then you look for the day, so you'd write the month first.
    •Finding the month is more important than finding the day so you can find what season it is
    •It's just faster to say in that order
    Year is last since it is constant on a calendar
    Using this, there is actually no good reason to put day first,
    Sincerely,
    America

  • @deadinside8891
    @deadinside8891 6 лет назад

    Once you learn the alphabet, every word is a remix.

  • @mroppossum4100
    @mroppossum4100 6 лет назад

    Well, one of the main reasons that we don’t change to the metric system is that changing every single amount indicator would cost a ludicrous amount of money

  • @wolfofice7466
    @wolfofice7466 6 лет назад

    8:04
    Americans: But I don’t want too.
    Me: JUST DO IT, COME ON, I’M AMERICAN TOO AND USE IT, IT’S POSDIBLE AND QUITE EASY!

  • @exton05
    @exton05 6 лет назад

    "There are 40 million kangaroos worldwide" its technicaly true.

  • @12123allemeineenten
    @12123allemeineenten 6 лет назад

    "Kowalski, analyze [analysis]."
    *I record these videos at stupid times at night mistake happen*
    lmao 🤣

  • @rossvegas1346
    @rossvegas1346 6 лет назад

    "Americans, can you just try to do something to make things easier on the rest of the world"
    *squints* no

  • @jackalbrecht8301
    @jackalbrecht8301 6 лет назад

    3:44 I live for three reasons though
    1. My supportive family
    2. My supportive friends
    3. Good content like yours distracting me from the pain

  • @charbomber110
    @charbomber110 6 лет назад

    wow, thanks, it's not like I choose the America default things, it's like if I said "Hey UK, Stop calling french fries chips!"

  • @gordonmorgan3131
    @gordonmorgan3131 5 лет назад

    Another noise for "there are bees here lets leave immediately" is *"bEES!!!!!!!!"*

  • @holliegordon-jones3763
    @holliegordon-jones3763 6 лет назад

    I'm not ok finding out I'm older than my favourite RUclipsrs. It makes me feel like the sad, unsuccessful adult that I am which is what I come to RUclips to forget about

  • @Bitzy
    @Bitzy 5 лет назад

    7:50
    The month/day/year system is objectively better in speech because it takes less time to say “July twenty-seventh, two thousand” than “the twenty-seventh of July, two thousand”
    Also, Fahrenheit is also objectively easier to use. F was made to describe temperature in relation to humans, while Celsius is used to describe temperature in relation to water.
    ‘It’s like 110% hot outside, so hot.’
    or ‘It’s 0% hot outside! So cold’
    With C it’s like ‘how hot is it outside?’ ‘IDK man ask the water.’

  • @dragonsisterdesigns6180
    @dragonsisterdesigns6180 4 года назад

    My Spanish teacher is British, so I like to right the date the right way in that class. It just makes more sense.