It's incredible how many people cry about the premier feature. It isn't negatively effecting you in any way, but positively effects the people that like to live chat as the video goes live.
@@dylanharding5720 "miss me with that premiere shit" "how do i turn premiers off" 2 of the top comments, bud. There's a third top comment bitching about it too, but it's too long for me to retype.
WTF?! I got a notification and happily clicked to play the video, but there is no video yet... Fuckin' youtube trying to become like TV, I don't like it. Anybody knows if this is something I can turn off, and how do I do it?
WTF! are you stupid? I'm sure it just feels bigger since you can't drive a sports car on snow so it takes more time to get from one side to the other side, thus making it feel like a longer distance. 🤓
Don’t you love it how some guy in Ancient Egypt proved the earth was round by using two stone pillars, one located in Alexandria and the other being placed along the Nile, of which he measured the difference in shadow lengths and almost correctly given the circumstance of the Earth musing it by a few meters
i know the curvature formula for the earth i deadass learned that shit in school in physics class goddamn. g bless Bavarian school system we have amazing education
lmfao, I have 9 billion intelect, me a intellect who can see through people's joke's. When poeple start saying i got woshed maybe they need to thinK theIR Life.
I like how it’s dio grando saying he has a 100% chance of suriving a parachute fall because he played minecraft, he could just, not die, like dio would.
when I was in grade 10 (15-16 years old for those who have different grading systems) some boys in my class convinced this girl that Giraffes lay eggs. She was named after a bird and was dumbfounded when I mentioned that I had pink egg laying chickens, I said to her "Well they are like a light brown, kinda a dusty light pink" and she just said "THERE ARE BROWN EGGS" and I said "What about Robins, they lay Blue Eggs" to which she replied "I barely know what a Seagull is" r/whoooosh
LookingPrettyDambDead Your trying to woosh me right? I know your trying to woosh me but just in case your stupid It says premiere witch means it gonna premiere soon (Come out soon)
WW1 1916 kore is on the battlefield, r/thathappens fly passed him as he is running towards the German trench, then his fellow soldier gets hit, his last words were “bro is that a Supra?” the first tanks go across the no mans land
The reason why people understand jokes is cause of common sense and relativity, none of these jokes are relative to situations (I'm saying people don't have common sense)
The thing with some of these is that there are people out there who are actually that stupid, so sometimes its hard to tell if someone is joking. Its sad but true
It's incredible how many people cry about the premier feature. It isn't negatively effecting you in any way, but positively effects the people that like to live chat as the video goes live.
I've only seen people complaining about not getting the notification until it's over.
@@dylanharding5720 you didn't look at the top comments then.
@@ghoulishgam3r508 I've looked through loads of comments on this video and others.
@@dylanharding5720 "miss me with that premiere shit" "how do i turn premiers off" 2 of the top comments, bud. There's a third top comment bitching about it too, but it's too long for me to retype.
@@ghoulishgam3r508 no sign of them.
The people getting
R/wooshed
Are the same kind of people you'd find in
R/iamverysmart
@alex byrd god fukn dammit
I was expecting a r/subsyoufellfor but no. It's real.
@@KnekoKcat r/subsyoualmostfellfor
How the hell did you figure it out
I declare
*witchcraft*
your capital r's at the start of a new line
Y'all are delusional. The Earth is *OBIOUSLY* a Hyperdodecahedron.
Finally an intellectual!
Sorry but earth is shaped more like a Turkey holding a baseball bat with a blender taped to the end of it
All wrong,the earth is BigChungus
No it's a 4dimensional shape we haven't even given a name
Actually I've found new evidence that the earth doesnt even exist it's just a myth told by aliens like treasure planet
running was invented by Steve Runn in 1890 when he found the part of his brain that has a shift button
No in 1776 Tim Crouch invented crouching when he pressed the shift button on his brain and crouched suddenly.
@@Error-lo8fs no that's wrong he pressed ctrl, not shift. everyone knows tim crouch ran on source!
I looked it up, and The G-Wing was right. Sorry for the inconvenience guys.
That's the sneak button!
In some cases...
@@TheBonkleFox
Actually how are you sure it was on Source, if it was Minecraft this would be perfectly reasonable for it to be shift!
6:20 Are we just gonna ignore the guy who thinks that World War 1 happened in 1932?
yes
nekololi 6 yes
Whisper no
EeveeStar 682 No
@@Taprman yes
When you can’t get wooshed because your the joke
Deep stuff man
Stop talking about me
You're* sorry I'm late I had a 4 month long hiatus
What if you fly over people in a plane?
Your Mom
Mom?
im pretty sure if you take a flat earther to space to show them the earth. they still would not be convinced. blame the window or something
You reflect my exact thoughts
That's why you push them out the airlock once you're up there.
@@chadschmaltz9790 thats a great idea actually
Chad Schmaltz
Chad Schmaltz YAAAAAASSSS
The earth is a pyramid
I thought it was a fucking cube. I dont know what's real anymore...
iTS A sPHERE dUMBaSS
@@Tam33m No! ShaDDowZ told me it's a pyramid! Someone on the internet wouldnt lie to me!
nO U iDiOT, iTS A sPhERE!!1!!111
yOU pEOpLE aRe dUMB!11!1!1! eARTH iS a fREAKING sPhERE!!111!!!11111
Not only did that guy argue that the simpsons didn’t predict WW1 but he also said WW1 happend in 1923
When drake said "the duck said to the man running the stand bum bum bum hey got any grapes" I felt that
how do i turn premieres off?
Yeah, that's what I want to know too.
You cant
Are you talking about the chat box
Google it???
Whisper WOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHH!
There is one universal way to bust flat earthers: Ask for evidence. 100% of the time they will become defensive to try and dodge the question.
Miss me with that premiere shit
MyFaceBeHi I get exited for a video then have to wait for it
@@sambalsillie4301 yeah premiere is big gay
So you just want to have nothing for that time
"no one knows what gravity is"
*proceeds to drop a Pez on my sofa, it bounces and lands in my trash can* "no, but i know what psychics is.."
Yakton sad how this comment doesn’t get as much attention as it should....but it was only posted a week ago so...
@@WhoIsJaiK feel free to post it on reddit, my uncultured mind isn't ready for the karma (and because i'm still new to reddit)
Combination of all the wooooshed’s IQs in the subreddit:
-4
I love how that one guy trying to prove that the Simpsons didn’t predict ww1, but gets the year wrong anyways
Im just here to play Spot The Vegan.
Weather newscasts always have a map that has a rain meter, and it can be green.
Guys, we are immune to acid rain!
FFS, RUclips... I don't need multiple notifications for a premier.
Joshua Zane YES YOU DO, DAMN IT
You also need multiple notifications for this message
See?
Multiple.
Me Cooper no we’re just ignoring you pls don’t put this on wooosh
Instagram is the largest r/woooosh farm. Every satire post you will find 183736272 people being r/wooooshed
WTF?! I got a notification and happily clicked to play the video, but there is no video yet... Fuckin' youtube trying to become like TV, I don't like it.
Anybody knows if this is something I can turn off, and how do I do it?
Dirty Giraffe Sadly not, it’s up to the uploader whether or not it’s a premiere.
Dirty Giraffe
At least on TV you can check when it ends with the info button.
@Gunner Hove Do you mean on TV. Because this is a brand new feature on youtube
@Gunner Hove lmaoo this feature's just out dude
We got him boys.
Ships: *dissapear over horizon*
My brain: I get it now, they just fall of the edge and teleport through a wormhole
r/woosh is simply a more complicated version of the spongebob chicken meme except the meme is obvious because tHE leTtERs arE lIkE thIS
"What if the whooshed are doing the whooshing" -Jaden smith
LOL!!! he didnt sey dat lMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My name is Jaidyn S.
7:30 Wish they made Texas like 2x the size of the United States
Rob Dyke’s live stream is how I found your channel, & I love your videos now & fall asleep to them on occasion.
The absolute state of that thumbnail.
"Isaac Newton was an occultist" im laughing so hard I can't breathe
7:31 I'm an Alaskan, and I can tell you it's 100 percent true.
WTF! are you stupid? I'm sure it just feels bigger since you can't drive a sports car on snow so it takes more time to get from one side to the other side, thus making it feel like a longer distance. 🤓
@@RobinChakravarty R/wooooosh
Don’t you love it how some guy in Ancient Egypt proved the earth was round by using two stone pillars, one located in Alexandria and the other being placed along the Nile, of which he measured the difference in shadow lengths and almost correctly given the circumstance of the Earth musing it by a few meters
i know the curvature formula for the earth i deadass learned that shit in school in physics class goddamn. g bless Bavarian school system we have amazing education
Flat earthers just take one look at the earth and say “looks flat to me”
1:59 Talk about having a third leg lmao ;)
Thank you for reminding me of Rob Duke's existence. I need to go binge on his videos now
Yasss more r/wooosh! Funny considering how I just r/wooshed someone 😅
killer Duck r/wooosh is r/wooosh
R/woosh
TKPlayz Gaming yes, r/wooosh is r/wooosh.
r/woosh??
Liverpool Fan 613 r/wooosh
7:37 I love how Pennsylvania is bigger than earth lmao
6:23 "World war 1 took place 1923" ok
r/woosh'd?
R/woosh
WWI happened yesterday WWII was today
WooooOOOOOOoooooSSSssshhhhHHHH
lmfao, I have 9 billion intelect, me a intellect who can see through people's joke's. When poeple start saying i got woshed maybe they need to thinK theIR Life.
When I first saw the lion king trailer I was like "huh. That kinda looks like lion king" 5 seconds later "OH SHIT THATS LION KING"
Lets all appreciate the footage in the background at 7:44 when the comments start coming up
You know the Alaska one is fake because you can actually see Switzerland on a map without a microscope.
*flat earther comments flash in screen*
Me: *shiftily eyes the other commenters* Who among is the guilty party?
Eminems legendary freestyle dubbed "Straight outta da womb"
I don’t understand all these flat earthers the earth is clearly a triangle
wolfshalifi no, its a dildo.
Wrong, it's half pyramid, half cube
no, it is literally mr. beast t posing.
It's not a triangle it's a cat
Wrong. It's a snub disphenoid.
I like how it’s dio grando saying he has a 100% chance of suriving a parachute fall because he played minecraft, he could just, not die, like dio would.
I’ve come to the comments for more whooooooooosh
I dont know whats funnier the benny hill music with the car in the backgtound or the comments
Guys what's this video about? Please explain.
xaaaaaaaart
Its about sugma
Its about people getting launched into the air, hence the name whooosh.
true facts
I-Idk man! I watched this video 10 times, and I still don't know what its about!
Can't get wooshed if you don't correct people when they're wrong.
‘Cept Grammar.
Why are you doing this to us, Soft Kore? Life is so full of disappointments as it is, we don't need this too...
I like how only two people noticed that Alaska is bigger than the entire Earth lol
Why it got to be a premiere :(
"WW1 took place in 1923"
Ataturk would be proud...
Is premiering kinda like a live stream but without the interacting
ye- no... yes? maybe, probably? i dunno, its weird...
How come Australians are so good at reviewing subreddits
Giofilms Softkore
Damn
6:22 Joke's on you, if you want to correct someone do it right. WW1 started in 1914.
Really?i thought it was in 6666
Could be wrong tho
@@minhucgamingvnintrovagamin5958 That actually made me laugh
The oxygen one was a joke and the one who said we needed it to breathe got r/wooooshed.
Flat is earth because sky is up not norf
No Sphere is a Earth because Sphere is curcly and never endy like Earth
@@Error-lo8fs yeha stopmopit liberls
The Chris double whooosh
@The Chris wooooooosh
X'D The Alaska's size one is just precious.
If you see any woooshs from me in the replies it's because it's a joke to make me look dumb.
If the earth was flat then cats would have pushed everything off of it
hi im in live chat that makes me better than everybody else right?
Hamsterghini yes
Hamsterghini yeet
@@Rexowogamer no u
No
@@kingjaz7708 YES
when I was in grade 10 (15-16 years old for those who have different grading systems) some boys in my class convinced this girl that Giraffes lay eggs. She was named after a bird and was dumbfounded when I mentioned that I had pink egg laying chickens, I said to her "Well they are like a light brown, kinda a dusty light pink" and she just said "THERE ARE BROWN EGGS" and I said "What about Robins, they lay Blue Eggs" to which she replied "I barely know what a Seagull is" r/whoooosh
Why isn’t the premium video not playing?
LookingPrettyDambDead
Your trying to woosh me right?
I know your trying to woosh me but just in case your stupid
It says premiere witch means it gonna premiere soon (Come out soon)
K A R V O yeah but where’s the premium video
r/facepalm is really good at missing the joke
PREMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE
FML
WW1 1916 kore is on the battlefield, r/thathappens fly passed him as he is running towards the German trench, then his fellow soldier gets hit, his last words were “bro is that a Supra?” the first tanks go across the no mans land
I have just lost my faith in humanity again.
I like how one of the guys was like yeah Spain is similar to Russia so it must be fake not like it says earth or anything
the best thing about wooshes, is the irony how most of these people will go on to say how ignorant the person making the joke is.
3:20 was the Scottish-ish accent a nod to Trainspotting or am I too addicted to that book and imagining things
7:29 I legit didnt see "earth" untill he said it. But when he did I freaking died. XD
7:56 ah yes April fools the only time of the year were jokes exist...
6:23 when your trying to prove a point about when ww1 took place and gets the date wrong
Plot twist: Flat earthers are r/woooshing us.
O2 is actually considered a medication by the medical community
You, a nincompoop, tHe EarTH iS fLaT
Me, an intellectual:THE EARTH IS CUBOID
I would like to talk to some flat-earthers... And then literally try to push them off the edge
Godem
WW1 didn't even start in 1923, so that guys entire existence is wrong.
That moment when a post r/facepalm gets r/wooooshed
Great just hearing people not getting the joke is killing my brain cells
0:32 that would imply that he beat Hitler at the battle just as he was born lol
3:07 A little baby pigeon.
Ironic how no flat earthers are actually astronauts
Or scientists
Or have an IQ above 3
The reason why people understand jokes is cause of common sense and relativity, none of these jokes are relative to situations
(I'm saying people don't have common sense)
7:24 I was a little disappointed when I didn't see Alaska inside Alaska.
THE PART WITH ROB FUCKING KILLED ME
I feel that there is untapped meme potential from r/facepalm and
r/thathappened
4:09 i lost all of my brain cells reading those.
6:18 the endless layers of whoosh
The old guy at the end was being sarcastic.
look at all those sheldons
It hurt me seeing you try to get in the military base
The united states is so big you could fit all the states in it.
Whoa really? Holy shit!
Honestly think its sad that there is a chance that people masquerade equally bizarre news as real and people believe it
By this i mean obvious satire has to be questioned
R/facepalm = one big r/whoosh
I ain’t seen a pigeon since the government shit done
The thing with some of these is that there are people out there who are actually that stupid, so sometimes its hard to tell if someone is joking. Its sad but true
To the last one: i am very sure you fart more after eating beans, so we all should stick to meat u_u
Aaaaand that's about as much stupidity as I can handle
This Kore guy seems pretty cool - he should start his own youtube channel.
BlakeSmith17 yeah you’re right he should