@@DylanDude and don't forget the New Age nuts that think people on the spectrum are literal angels. I'm autistic, I see the world and find no reason to deny what I see in delusions so is there any reason parents pull that New Age crap?
Nihl Lhin yeah bro people can’t stand that there could be a what they think is a “flaw” in their child and just can’t handle that and they need to have something to blame for that. And autism shows up around the age of 2 where people vaccinate kids so they have to have something to blame.
Lmao, when i was in the 3rd grade, i was 9, and I was best friends with this girl. She and I were so close, that it was a legit shocker when we found out her mom was an anti-vaxxer. We only found out when her daughter infected me (a type one diabetic (who had been finishing off a regular bout of flu at the time, so I hand't been able to get the swine-flu shot)) with the swine-flu, which had sent me to the picu, and her mom called my mom and told me it was all because of the "nasty vaccine toxins," and my mom sat there listening to her anti-vax rant, only to say "She wasn't able to get the shot because she was already sick." at the end, then hung up.
Bless your mom! My mom would have probably ripped the other to shreds, dealing we me (a type one diabetic child who, admittedly, is not great at figuring out insulin doses) and then an antivaxxer!
only 90s kids will remember HAVING to get vaccinated in order to go to school (edit: please stop commenting that people still have to get vaccinated. i got it the first time lol)
I moved from California to Nevada between getting some scheduled vaccinations and i was supposed to get three total and since i couldn't present anything to prove i had gotten at least one already they gave me everything to be safe. I went home, felt a little soreness, and I'm been fine for years since. At least one extra dose. I was in high school at the time.
Yes let your kids get polio to boost their immune system. Smart move A girl in high school actually caught polio and it took them long before they figured out what it was in a developed first world country where we are all vaccinated (not always, as is clear) She nearly died, was kept in a medical induced coma and when she survived she had to relaaen how to walk. Took her about 2 or 3 years. But well luckily she now has a killer immune system for polio.
@@fluffy9589 I don't think that's what cat foy meant. At 5:20 with the post, "I have an immune system no vaccines needed" Cat foy seems to almost be making fun of that. If you are a troll good job if not I wish the girl that was in your school the best.
@@tylixphia definitely not trolling. I wouldn't even know how to troll on her story tbh. I'm too lazy to look up what the disease can cause and how it progresses and stuff. And what I wrote is what I remember she told me when I asked her why she was in a wheelchair and she told me. Stupidly enough she sometimes had classes upstairs with no elevators. Smart move school... But she had great classmates who made a seat with their arms and carried her all the way up and then back down again. I remember how impressed I was with those kids/her class. That way she could follow all her classes 👍 They had a hard time finding the diagnosis because it is so rare to catch polio in Western Europe. As far as I know she has recovered fully, she was on crutches the last time I saw her (I graduated from high school and lost sight of her, she wasn't in any of my classes.) I just Googled her (I don't remember many people's names but I guess hers just stuck because of what she had gone through and was still going through at school. your response made me curious so I looked her up and she is doing well it seems. It's clear she is standing in her LinkedIn picture and has a good job. So in the end it turned out OK but I don't know if she has any issues left. Would be weird to just contact her and ask"hey, do you still have any aftereffects from when you got polio? " Plus we didn't know each other well at all, but we were part of 20 students taking in a student from England, so that's why we did have some contact and I felt safe to ask her, and by the way she responded it was at least clear she didn't mind I did. It stuck and this is 23 years ago, so yeah it was quite "OMG" to hear she almost died because the diagnosis was coming late, but luckily just in time. I have to agree I may have misunderstood the post I referred to at 5:20. Could indeed be sarcastic or something but it sounded serious to me. Sometimes written text is hard to know for sure. The way it was read made it sound more serious than being a joke, but I admit I do miss subtle jokes sometimes.
@@gordonschnick12 dude, i live in a third world country and i remember getting vaccines for polio. i also remember there were so many children there also getting the vaccine. i myself have actually never seen a polio patient before - it's just that rare. i dont understand why these people are trying to get back almost eradicated and preventable diseases.
Some random insane guy: Vaccines cause autism Moms: **put their and other kids at risk for life threatening diseases** Insane guy: **gets doctor licence revoked** Moms: **Still put their and other kids at risk for life threatening diseases** Kids: excuse me what the frick
Mom:"Autism!? I don't need someone to tell me that it's something bad." Me(An Autistic kid):"You might wanna avoid getting your child vaccinated then! Autism can be anywhere!" Mom:"You're right!" Friend:"But...You're Autistic AND Vaccinated and you know neither of those things correlate to each other or even hinder someone? Why lie?" Me:"Because God made organic life follow Darwinism for a reason, If they can't reproduce...then it's because God said they shouldn't!"
So let's say the pilot thing was true, how much do you want to bet that a pilot would say it because they knew they were dealing with a crazy person and just wanted to get rid of them without involving the cops?
Glory Wright Oh, that’s completely it. Anyone who’s flown can see the round earth themselves, so there is no way a pilot actually believed a word of that.
My favorite part about the people complaining about the _”War on Christmas”_ is the irony behind it. They are railing against “Merry Christmas” now being _”offensive”_ for no good reason, while getting offended whenever someone says “Happy Holidays!”
It's a ring and one day our Lord and savior sonic might call on us in his time of need to fight a boss or get an extra life. So sayith the instruction manual of life
@@fola_s Like what do they think is gonna happen? Like a gay guy sneezes on them and is like "Oh shit, did I give you the Gay™?" "I don't think so... Wait... I have a sudden urge to buy a butt plug..."
Player1103 most of them would be vaxxed because if anti vaxx people are still alive then they probably get vaxxed from their parents.Anti vax people just are just pretty dumb.
Today at the grocery store, I said to a woman "California Über Alles." She said "Bless America." I then told her that Trump gave us back 1984 and the suede denim secret police. She smiled and echoed my earlier remark. Every person in existence then clapped
How tf do we even know what is satire and what isn't anymore? Like... Can you honestly say if you didn't know for a fact that flat earthers exist... That it doesnt look like satire? Bunch of people in the 21st century saying the world is flat?
herd immunity is so important! think about the children and adults with low to no immune systems! think of people who cannot be vaccinated!! think of cancer patients whos treatment has completely destroyed their immunity!! i get so frustrated with anti-vaxxers aaaaa
One of my friends nearly died because of a anti vaxxer child he had to go to the hospital asap and the I was so pissed that I punched that anti vaxxer because she said he would be fine because he wasn't poised by those evil vaccines.
I think kids who don't have vaccines should not be allowed to go to school, and the parents of the child should also get fined for every day the child hasn't attended. Then we may have some hope for the poor kids fed misinformation and die from preventable diseases.
My teacher- Some kids have told me,"Well ms.(name), we don't need medical health! We'll be perfectly healthy!" Me- *What have these damn Anti-vaxxers been teaching these Middle Schoolers?*
3:23 either he held that pilot at gunpoint and forced him to say it or the pilot was referring to the land as in, the land looked flat, not the actual planet
I went to a Christian middle school. It was literal hell on earth to hear the same stories every year with every type of "Christian holiday", including the birth of Jesus EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR. For 9 years. Sitting in a church for two to three hours as a kid, having to sit still and listen to that story over and over again makes me stay far away from that belief. And I also don't get why they start with that shitte now. Like, a lot of religions have different holidays, you do you, but why force it down other people's throats? P.S. None of my teachers were actual Christians, they just did it for the job, lmao.
Even funnier is when we realize Christmas, Halloween, and Easter were Pagan holidays too, Ostara, Samhein, and Yule respectively and they took it when they were mass murdering Pagans. The more you know lol (also St. Patrick's Day is all about the murdering of pagans)
Jesus:.... hey father look at this. God: *facepalm* Jesus: sooooo..... bring in the four horsemen? God: No give them something worse.... Anti Vacters that are flat earthers who also blast the I am to be Traced meme, then make then play fortinte. Jesus: Dear God! That worse than Ali-A.... I love it
@Toaster Strudel Honestly, I don't know. Maybe it just hasn't been noticed by anyone until now, either way it's no biggie. As long as someone gets a good chuckle out of it then I say it's a job well done.
sans undertale in some places vaccines cost money and some people won’t have the money or are worried that they will get bankrupt because of the cost in some places.
sans undertale in my country you can’t skip vaccines. You can’t take your baby out of the hospital before the baby get vaccinated, you can’t enroll in school or work. So all parents vaccinate their babies always.
On an extremely unrelated note, I heard there are egg whites in vaccines. Imagine having that egg just inside your arm. Eggs heal all diseases confirmed
I fly a Cessna and I don't remember taking an oath that says "if you say the earth is flat you lose your pilots license" but hey what do I know I'm just a "sheep" according to a flat Earther
i mean technically speaking both sides of the flat earth debate are wrong, the earth is OBVIOUSLY in the shape of a velociraptor but seriously it's not a sphear or flat, it's more of a extremely lumpy egg shape
You know when you spin a rubber ball really fast and it starts to compress at the top and bottom and expand from the center ring outwards? That's what it looks like.
If you ever come across an anti vaxxer who says vaccine causes autism, ask them if their parents got them vaccinated and if yes, say "you are the living proof of your argument that vaccines causes autism."
Dubspool _ . And ffs Native Americans aren’t even from India, they’re NATIVE to the Americas. It’s like telling white people to go back to Africa or some bs.
Technically the earth is flat Have you noticed how on google earth the mountains aren’t really visible when you zoom out New conspiracy, mountains don’t exist
Anti-vaxxer logic: VACCINATIONS INJECT YOU WITH WEAKENED VERSIONS OF MEASLES WHICH MAKES YOU SICK! SO THE ONLY LOGICAL THING TO DO IS TO EXPOSE THEM TO ACTUAL MEASLES TO STRENGTHEN THEIR IMMUNE SYSTEM, LET'S KILL KIDS, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
i mean, not vacinating increase theyr chance of death, but its still around 2\3 i guess , so there will be unvacinated child that will get to 20-30 atleast ... i mean, they live theyr life in fear of cuts for tetanus , since the only "" cure"" its actualy the vacine , and the deathrate even with complete hospital care is still 15% .
I do absolutely believe they would take a persons pilot license away for saying the earth is flat. It could be signs of hallucinogenic drugs being part of the equation.
Ah yes... Dihydrogen Monoxide... Every person who ever drank it and drinks it, die. Hmm... 2 hydrogen atoms... 1 oxygen atom... OH NO, WATER!! IM MELTTTIIINGGG!!!
I just remembered that one guy just survived 18 years without being vaccinated and he could finally manage to be vaccinated and that is just... good but sad because of his parents and... all that stuff
I also love the DHMO thing. It's an almost foolproof way of tricking the ignorant into revealing themselves. For example, this guy asked a water-bottling company if their drinks contained any dihydrogen monoxide, and they said no. So, if there isn't any water in your water, then what the hell is in it?
Michaela M She would insist it’s an illusion or a projector or something. Show crazy people they’re wrong and they just cling harder to their beliefs. Unfortunately, you have to hope they educate themselves.
"Native Americans need to move back to India." So what that person is saying is that an entire group of people should move back to a place that they never even called home?
I remember when my youngest son was about 8 years old. He was terrified of needles, and hated shots. There was no rotavirus vaccine available that time, and he got really sick with some kind of GI virus, which could have been rotavirus. He was lying in his bed, miserable, and asked why he hadn't had a shot to prevent it. He said, "Mom, I'd rather have a shot."
Maybe a flashing little circle of red and white in the corner of the screen. Like top right or something so people get it. I guess I'm kinda slow or something.
4:15 Fetus: I’m about to be born I’m going to finally be a alive Mother: *sees an anti-vaccine post* God: ok I can see where this is going and it’s not worth it, your coming with me. Trust me it won’t make a difference
Anti vacc parents: WhY WoNt ThE OiLs WoRk ! ? ! Pro vacc parents: Because you won’t vaccinate your kids Anti vacc parents: IdIoT ThAtS DaNgErOuS ! ? ! Pro vacc parents: * Plays reverse card * Anti vacc parents: * turns entitled * Pro vacc parents: oh no Anti vacc parents: I cAn Do WhAt EvEr I wAnT wItH mY kIdS ! ! !
I get sick ALL THE TIME. In fact, I’m sick right now! Just recently I was upset and asking my mother why I always get sick. She told me something that made my heart drop... “It’s because you’re unvaccinated!” I felt the fear in the pit of my stomach. “But don’t worry you’re due to your next vaccine in just a few weeks!” You would not believe the sigh of relief that left my body.
I am a high functioning autistic and it makes no sense how people think vaccines cause autism but great video dude👍
They want a reason there's something "wrong" with their kids and think they can prevent.
Nihl Lhin By doing nothing but _”research”_ and complaining, at that.
@@DylanDude and don't forget the New Age nuts that think people on the spectrum are literal angels. I'm autistic, I see the world and find no reason to deny what I see in delusions so is there any reason parents pull that New Age crap?
Nihl Lhin yeah bro people can’t stand that there could be a what they think is a “flaw” in their child and just can’t handle that and they need to have something to blame for that. And autism shows up around the age of 2 where people vaccinate kids so they have to have something to blame.
@@signofbacon006 there's a correlation to the changeling myth and autism. At least the Christianized versions of the myth.
Lmao, when i was in the 3rd grade, i was 9, and I was best friends with this girl. She and I were so close, that it was a legit shocker when we found out her mom was an anti-vaxxer.
We only found out when her daughter infected me (a type one diabetic (who had been finishing off a regular bout of flu at the time, so I hand't been able to get the swine-flu shot)) with the swine-flu, which had sent me to the picu, and her mom called my mom and told me it was all because of the "nasty vaccine toxins," and my mom sat there listening to her anti-vax rant, only to say "She wasn't able to get the shot because she was already sick." at the end, then hung up.
Bless your mama.
Just be thankful that your friend and your mother aren't anti-vax.
LowCal Polkadot Wherever she is I hope she got her vaccines in the end. Poor girl
Yo did she die
Bless your mom! My mom would have probably ripped the other to shreds, dealing we me (a type one diabetic child who, admittedly, is not great at figuring out insulin doses) and then an antivaxxer!
Child: I want to grow up and become doctor.
Anti-vaxx mom: WAIT a minute.
The minute is until he dies
only 90s kids will remember HAVING to get vaccinated in order to go to school
(edit: please stop commenting that people still have to get vaccinated. i got it the first time lol)
The Damned Damsel I was not a 90s kid but my school didn’t let you forego vaccines
I want that
I wAsNt a NinTYs kId AnD i gots n hxjv vaccines
My school still requires vaccines
I moved from California to Nevada between getting some scheduled vaccinations and i was supposed to get three total and since i couldn't present anything to prove i had gotten at least one already they gave me everything to be safe. I went home, felt a little soreness, and I'm been fine for years since. At least one extra dose. I was in high school at the time.
Also you know who also had an immune system? People who caught polio before they invented the vaccine
Yes let your kids get polio to boost their immune system. Smart move
A girl in high school actually caught polio and it took them long before they figured out what it was in a developed first world country where we are all vaccinated (not always, as is clear)
She nearly died, was kept in a medical induced coma and when she survived she had to relaaen how to walk. Took her about 2 or 3 years.
But well luckily she now has a killer immune system for polio.
@@fluffy9589 I don't think that's what cat foy meant. At 5:20 with the post, "I have an immune system no vaccines needed" Cat foy seems to almost be making fun of that. If you are a troll good job if not I wish the girl that was in your school the best.
@@tylixphia definitely not trolling. I wouldn't even know how to troll on her story tbh. I'm too lazy to look up what the disease can cause and how it progresses and stuff. And what I wrote is what I remember she told me when I asked her why she was in a wheelchair and she told me. Stupidly enough she sometimes had classes upstairs with no elevators. Smart move school... But she had great classmates who made a seat with their arms and carried her all the way up and then back down again. I remember how impressed I was with those kids/her class. That way she could follow all her classes 👍
They had a hard time finding the diagnosis because it is so rare to catch polio in Western Europe. As far as I know she has recovered fully, she was on crutches the last time I saw her (I graduated from high school and lost sight of her, she wasn't in any of my classes.)
I just Googled her (I don't remember many people's names but I guess hers just stuck because of what she had gone through and was still going through at school. your response made me curious so I looked her up and she is doing well it seems. It's clear she is standing in her LinkedIn picture and has a good job. So in the end it turned out OK but I don't know if she has any issues left. Would be weird to just contact her and ask"hey, do you still have any aftereffects from when you got polio? " Plus we didn't know each other well at all, but we were part of 20 students taking in a student from England, so that's why we did have some contact and I felt safe to ask her, and by the way she responded it was at least clear she didn't mind I did. It stuck and this is 23 years ago, so yeah it was quite "OMG" to hear she almost died because the diagnosis was coming late, but luckily just in time.
I have to agree I may have misunderstood the post I referred to at 5:20. Could indeed be sarcastic or something but it sounded serious to me. Sometimes written text is hard to know for sure.
The way it was read made it sound more serious than being a joke, but I admit I do miss subtle jokes sometimes.
@@fluffy9589 wait, when was this story from ? Was this in the US ? Because to my knowledge Polio has been eradicated for decades, at least in the US.
@@gordonschnick12 dude, i live in a third world country and i remember getting vaccines for polio. i also remember there were so many children there also getting the vaccine. i myself have actually never seen a polio patient before - it's just that rare. i dont understand why these people are trying to get back almost eradicated and preventable diseases.
*Kid:* Turns one year old
*Anti-Vaxxer Mom:* We don't do that here
*midlife crisis*
*MEME*
Kid: "When I grow up I wa-"
Anti-Vaxx parent: "Let me stop you right there."
I thought it was 3 years old
1yo what?
You mean 6 months old
Not vaccinating your kids should be considered neglect
C H O R D
THE PROPHET HAS SPOKEN!!!
Some random insane guy: Vaccines cause autism
Moms: **put their and other kids at risk for life threatening diseases**
Insane guy: **gets doctor licence revoked**
Moms: **Still put their and other kids at risk for life threatening diseases**
Kids: excuse me what the frick
Kids who aren't vaccinated are going to Redditors for help: I wish I was lying and I also have a little more faith in humanity
Mom:"Autism!? I don't need someone to tell me that it's something bad."
Me(An Autistic kid):"You might wanna avoid getting your child vaccinated then! Autism can be anywhere!"
Mom:"You're right!"
Friend:"But...You're Autistic AND Vaccinated and you know neither of those things correlate to each other or even hinder someone? Why lie?"
Me:"Because God made organic life follow Darwinism for a reason, If they can't reproduce...then it's because God said they shouldn't!"
@@kedricktheheadtripMusic Because they do.
Songwriter Kedrick the Head Trip source...
@@notlNSIGHT It's almost like Vaccines FUCKING WORK!
Edit: Crazy am I right?!
1:00 "Your kids are the Usain Bolt of dying." ROFL!! What a BEAUTIFUL metaphor!!
Only 1400’s kids remember the bubonic plague
Edit: Holy Shit 1k Likes!
HAHHAHAHAHHAH WHY DOESN'T THIS HAVE MORE LIKES
@@jinxlovebot7324 Because everyone keep stealing this joke
Prophet of Bread 30 years from now
Buzzfeed: Only 2020 kids remember the measles!
@@jasker115 and Polio 🤣
And antivax kids.
Real talk: Bible pages (or any book pages really) would make TERRIBLE tampons.
maria martin ikr paper cuts
Vaginal Paper Cuts...ouch
3 words honey: VAGINAL PAPER CUTS
Just imagine using cardboard for a tampon...
Cardboard cuts are worse then Paper cuts!
Uh...
Wait... so he’s saying that dihydrogen monoxide is bad? I consume that every day
oH No
Me too! Its so delicious. Especially when its lemon flavored.
Same
@Your Stalker *inserts icredibles meme*
@Your Stalker oh nO thanks for informing me !!!!!!!!😇😇🤗🤗🤗
So let's say the pilot thing was true, how much do you want to bet that a pilot would say it because they knew they were dealing with a crazy person and just wanted to get rid of them without involving the cops?
Pffft, what are you talking about? It’s TOTALLY true. Get educated, LIBTARD! 😎
Glory Wright Oh, that’s completely it. Anyone who’s flown can see the round earth themselves, so there is no way a pilot actually believed a word of that.
Yeah, seeing as they spend most of their time flying, they probably don't want to deal with their bs.
To be fair, he probably would lose his pilot's license if he claimed the Earth was flat.
My favorite part about the people complaining about the _”War on Christmas”_ is the irony behind it. They are railing against “Merry Christmas” now being _”offensive”_ for no good reason, while getting offended whenever someone says “Happy Holidays!”
Personally i think Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays go good together.
@@muppet9284 same
If its Christmas Day or Eve, I say Merry Chrismas. If its just winter, I say Happy Holidays.
@@brachmindunsparce6044 i personally say happy holidays because i cannot be sure of everyone's beliefs and its just more convenient because of that
Aye.
The pilot story can be true... if the pilot knows that his friend is a flat-earther and wanted to troll him
My mom is anti-vaxxer and my dad supports vaccination
Guess what I am
Yes, I'm supporting vaccination
Also I never got vaccinated.
How did you live past 3?
@@Jerebee-DS Or did I?
*Vsauce music starts playing*
@@Jerebee-DS mqgic crystals and essencial oils
good luck m8
What does dying quicker than others feel like?
Dihydrogen Monoxide is water. GODDAMN *WATER* DO THESE PEOPLE EVEN SCIENCE?!
Honey obviously not
Careful not to be whooshed because some of the comments were baiting and not actually being serious
H2o
But it is dangerous. For example, Einstein drank lots of Dihydrogen Monoxide in his lifetime. Is he still alive? No.
DHMO? Water with a lack of hydrogen? When did that happen.
How to prove something is fake:
"Everyone clapped"
I liked this, and everyone clapped.
I killed an ant, everyone clapped
The earth isn’t flat
Nor round
It’s a pyramid
Lol good one, it's a kite
*Illuminati theme intensifies*
It's not a pyramid, it is obviously a velociraptor.
You simpleton! The earth...
Is Big Tiddie Goth Gf
It's a ring and one day our Lord and savior sonic might call on us in his time of need to fight a boss or get an extra life. So sayith the instruction manual of life
It's sad how we're almost in 2019 and people still think you can 'contract the gay' by drinking water from plastic bottles
@Robert Allan I don't think anything is going to happen too soon
@@fola_s Like what do they think is gonna happen? Like a gay guy sneezes on them and is like "Oh shit, did I give you the Gay™?"
"I don't think so... Wait... I have a sudden urge to buy a butt plug..."
Metal bottles must cause lesbian then
@@sweetenedaffirmations6013 and cancer
sweetened affirmations what if a man drank from a metal bottle? would he be lesbian?
HhhhhhHHHHHHHHHmmmnnnnnn
Parent: is an anti-vaxxer
Kid: *_guess i'll die_*
WOW,how i find you in *This* video?!
Woah woah woah
More roblox
Skidaddle,
Skidoodle,
Always vaccinate your Kidoodles.
Dipsy -aka Rickar- is there a vaccination for stupidity?
Macaroon Love yes it’s called lethal injection
Magic Mav52 I’m dead
Magic Mav52 LMAO
@@winterbucket3346 you took the stupidity vaccine?
we should put 1000 antivaxxers
and 1000 vaxxers on two different islands just to show them who is dying first
Player1103 most of them would be vaxxed because if anti vaxx people are still alive then they probably get vaxxed from their parents.Anti vax people just are just pretty dumb.
If they weren’t I’m very surprised they are alive
@@bossplayz7472 Just take the children lul
Qohaw _ I thought of that. I didn’t say it cuz its brutal to me
Antivaxxers will probably say the records are false
Kid : when I grow up I wanna-
Teacher : Woah there buddy, your not gonna live to see the fifth grade
Kid:
You're
Teacher:
****
@@feralcorvid4122 hi fellow grammar nazi
Kid: when I grow u-
Teacher: **if
Today at the grocery store, I said to a woman "California Über Alles." She said "Bless America." I then told her that Trump gave us back 1984 and the suede denim secret police. She smiled and echoed my earlier remark. Every person in existence then clapped
Johnny Pearseed amazing
that happened
I know this is a joke
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
So that's why I randomly burst out clapping a month ago. Thank Trump all mighty, I thought my flu shot gave me the autism
Actually putting a disclaimer or just some kind of indicator over the satirical ones might not be a bad idea, provided that it's not too intrusive.
How tf do we even know what is satire and what isn't anymore?
Like... Can you honestly say if you didn't know for a fact that flat earthers exist... That it doesnt look like satire? Bunch of people in the 21st century saying the world is flat?
Oh, like a watermark in the top left
Flat Earthers: The Earth Is Flat!
Sphere Earthers: It’s A Sphere!
Me: You’re Both Wrong! It’s Sphere But It Bulges Out At The Equator!
herd immunity is so important! think about the children and adults with low to no immune systems! think of people who cannot be vaccinated!! think of cancer patients whos treatment has completely destroyed their immunity!! i get so frustrated with anti-vaxxers aaaaa
Murderers, the lot of them
@Sam Salaz humanity itself is a mistake
One of my friends nearly died because of a anti vaxxer child he had to go to the hospital asap and the I was so pissed that I punched that anti vaxxer because she said he would be fine because he wasn't poised by those evil vaccines.
I think kids who don't have vaccines should not be allowed to go to school, and the parents of the child should also get fined for every day the child hasn't attended. Then we may have some hope for the poor kids fed misinformation and die from preventable diseases.
And while the kids aren't at school, they can't be home school or switch either
They aren’t tho
my mom is noob no
I think the main issue is there isn’t much taught about vaccines like how it’s basically like getting a tiny bit sick so you won’t get sick
Yeah
all these people were born on a highway
thats where most accidents hapen
also theyre high
Roger,copy... Hope you get that
ᴸᴵᶠᴱ ᴵˢ ᴬ ᴴᴵᴳᴴᵂᴬᵞ, ᴬᴺᴰ ᴵ ᴳᴼᴺ' ᴰᴿᴵᵛᴱ ᴵᵀ ᴬᴸᴸ ᴺᴵᴳᴴᵀ ᴸᴼᴺᴳ...
On essential oils
Ludvig Haakon 5A Ek 19/20 Ekeby skola , Ein was born on a highway where most accidents happen
and thats why they are high and should go away
bruh imagine denying LITTERAL science because you think it's gonna make you look edgy and epic for going against the quota
*THIS WAS MADE BY VACCINE GANG*
Tenya Lida *literal, but yes I absolutely agree. Vaccine gang ✊🏻
69th like, woooooo and 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and 😂🔫 and stuff
If that Walmart one has actually happened(minus the clapping), I would assume the cashier was crying because that lady was so stupid
or crying from laughter, as the entire store points and laughs at this women.
My teacher- Some kids have told me,"Well ms.(name), we don't need medical health! We'll be perfectly healthy!"
Me- *What have these damn Anti-vaxxers been teaching these Middle Schoolers?*
3:23 either he held that pilot at gunpoint and forced him to say it or the pilot was referring to the land as in, the land looked flat, not the actual planet
I'm convinced the pilot was just taking the piss
Arwen lmao
Arwen or more likely the pilot doesn’t exist at all
Could just be a copypasta
Curtis The Meme Guy could be :/
People: “war on Christmas”
Jewish people: *eye roll*
It's funny because a good amount of Jewish people celebrate Christmas, hell some Christmas songs were written by Jewish people.
I went to a Christian middle school. It was literal hell on earth to hear the same stories every year with every type of "Christian holiday", including the birth of Jesus EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR. For 9 years. Sitting in a church for two to three hours as a kid, having to sit still and listen to that story over and over again makes me stay far away from that belief.
And I also don't get why they start with that shitte now. Like, a lot of religions have different holidays, you do you, but why force it down other people's throats?
P.S. None of my teachers were actual Christians, they just did it for the job, lmao.
Even funnier is when we realize Christmas, Halloween, and Easter were Pagan holidays too, Ostara, Samhein, and Yule respectively and they took it when they were mass murdering Pagans. The more you know lol
(also St. Patrick's Day is all about the murdering of pagans)
@pickletato yeah, it didnt happen.
Jesus:.... hey father look at this.
God: *facepalm*
Jesus: sooooo..... bring in the four horsemen?
God: No give them something worse.... Anti Vacters that are flat earthers who also blast the I am to be Traced meme, then make then play fortinte.
Jesus: Dear God! That worse than Ali-A.... I love it
6:23 love how nobody realizes that Dihydrogen Monoxide is just water
100% of people that have consumed Dihydrogen Monoxide have died.
Checkmate pro-vaxxers.
@Toaster Strudel Honestly, I don't know. Maybe it just hasn't been noticed by anyone until now, either way it's no biggie. As long as someone gets a good chuckle out of it then I say it's a job well done.
@@mikloshujber1452 We all die sooooooo XD
@@RimuruT3npesuto that's the joke
Right chemicals, wrong amount. r/woosh me if you want, idgaf if you do.
*_dont think i didn't notice that wii sports resort music_*
*I KNEW IT WAS WII MUSIC BRO*
Please make having vaccinations required by law everywhere
sans undertale in some places vaccines cost money and some people won’t have the money or are worried that they will get bankrupt because of the cost in some places.
sans undertale in my country you can’t skip vaccines. You can’t take your baby out of the hospital before the baby get vaccinated, you can’t enroll in school or work. So all parents vaccinate their babies always.
Only downside are people afraid of shots (like me).
On an extremely unrelated note, I heard there are egg whites in vaccines.
Imagine having that egg just inside your arm.
Eggs heal all diseases confirmed
Jason Muszynski howtobasic just shidid farded and ☪️amed
Karens: damn Vaccinators
us: Damn Karens
Goverment: Why did you shoot him?
Officer:Hes anti-vaxx
judge: NOT GUILTY
I fly a Cessna and I don't remember taking an oath that says "if you say the earth is flat you lose your pilots license" but hey what do I know I'm just a "sheep" according to a flat Earther
stargazer map
Then you must have had your memory wiped. The liberals are after you!
I D U N N O M A N D O E S N T I T L O O K F L A T I S H
i mean technically speaking both sides of the flat earth debate are wrong, the earth is OBVIOUSLY in the shape of a velociraptor
but seriously it's not a sphear or flat, it's more of a extremely lumpy egg shape
velociraptor earth gang
Eggs are closer to a sphere than a flat plane so I'll take it
Exactly!
Space *E G G*
You know when you spin a rubber ball really fast and it starts to compress at the top and bottom and expand from the center ring outwards? That's what it looks like.
It’s not only child abuse, but it’s also child endangerment!
That one guy was right, I'm a pilot, and I also took an oath to hide the flat earth truth.
Pearl Barnes This is the NSA. We know your address and are coming after you for breaking your oath. Lol
This is the Illuminati. We know your location. We are coming to dispose of you.
If you ever come across an anti vaxxer who says vaccine causes autism, ask them if their parents got them vaccinated and if yes, say "you are the living proof of your argument that vaccines causes autism."
As a pilot, I require names.
Snitches get stitches.
So if Native Americans need to move back to India, does that mean Europeans need to go back to Europe?
Dubspool _ . And ffs Native Americans aren’t even from India, they’re NATIVE to the Americas. It’s like telling white people to go back to Africa or some bs.
R/whoosh
Technically the earth is flat
Have you noticed how on google earth the mountains aren’t really visible when you zoom out
New conspiracy, mountains don’t exist
it is called perspective.
when you look at something far away it gets smaller and smaller until you can't see it.
Remember:
Kids with measles:
If he start coughing then into coffin.
Plot twist: the Earth's a rhombus.
Nah it's a dodecahedron
A rhombus is flat
the earth is a lemon
no the earth is a plumbus
*iTs A pEaR!*
i dont skip ads on your videos, enjoy the extra money my bro, merry christmas ❤
I’m reading this as I watch an ad
i once tricked you into clicking onto a custom website i made to let me track your history and watch what ur doing and you always skip his ads
Wholesome
Click them for even more money
Rollo OD they don’t get more money if you don’t skip them
What i want for my birthday-
Anti vax mom: *_Who said you're gonna have a birthday?_*
It could be so easy. You want to go to school. Need vaccines. You want to travel. Need a vaccine. Want a health insurance. Need a vaccine.
Luke Skywalker a*
@@sl8103 thanks pal. Is it correct now.
I have a good immune system BECAUSE of Vacinations. :3
Me too
Anti-vaxxer logic: VACCINATIONS INJECT YOU WITH WEAKENED VERSIONS OF MEASLES WHICH MAKES YOU SICK! SO THE ONLY LOGICAL THING TO DO IS TO EXPOSE THEM TO ACTUAL MEASLES TO STRENGTHEN THEIR IMMUNE SYSTEM, LET'S KILL KIDS, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
how are anti-vax chidlren and guinea pigs similar?
they both have a lifespan of like 3 years
Hey at least the owners love their guinea pigs
True..
I feel bad for laughing as hard as I did.
why do all reddit youtubers start with S
Soft Kore
Soothouse
Slazo
Sorrow TV
edit: why do *MOST* reddit youtubers start with an S
Orteus *cough cough* GioFilms *cough cough*
Scuestar
*cough cough* kingani
GioFilms
@@tanish6298 lol
Soft, were not here for satire, were here to see stupid people so we can feel better about our selfs.
True 😂😂😂
I wanted to feel superior but now I just hate humanity (a part of it)
"They say mean things like "science is real""
As a part of your Canadian audience, I found that accent to be both awful and hilarious.
I think the pilot talking to the flat earther was trolling.
wow
Logic: *Exist*
Antivaxxers: *Confused Screaming*
*common sense too
Who just here to find triggered anti-vaxxers in the comments
Me
(3 months ago and no replies...)
Me
I'm triggered little bit.
me
@@nochannelhere595 Me too, no hashtag.
Anti-Vaxx Child: *Survives past the age of 5*
Everyone: Wait, that's illegal...
i mean, not vacinating increase theyr chance of death, but its still around 2\3 i guess , so there will be unvacinated child that will get to 20-30 atleast ... i mean, they live theyr life in fear of cuts for tetanus , since the only "" cure"" its actualy the vacine , and the deathrate even with complete hospital care is still 15% .
I do absolutely believe they would take a persons pilot license away for saying the earth is flat. It could be signs of hallucinogenic drugs being part of the equation.
Antivax kid: *sneezes*
Antivax kid:why are you crying?
Me:I promise I will come to your funeral 😭
"This group of People with too much power lie and deceive us"
And they trust in another group of people with too much power anyway.
“I WOULD RATHER HAVE MY DYING BABY IN THE HANDS OF THE NORD THAN THAT DEMONIC NEEDLE”
Just went from sorrowtv to soft kore 😎😎😎
Same
I wish California would break off and become a separate island, so Atlantis 2 would be released
I wish
Kawaii Dere really, i wish it to happend.
In 20 yrs California will become a separate island thanks to earthquake activities California moves 5cm away from the US every year
I guess I’m moving then
🤣
Ah yes... Dihydrogen Monoxide... Every person who ever drank it and drinks it, die. Hmm... 2 hydrogen atoms... 1 oxygen atom... OH NO, WATER!! IM MELTTTIIINGGG!!!
I just remembered that one guy just survived 18 years without being vaccinated and he could finally manage to be vaccinated and that is just... good but sad because of his parents and... all that stuff
4:40, if she's a better First Lady then why can't she write her own speech?
Regardless of our differing political opinions; we all come together to see the obvious idiocy of flat earthers😂
"I doubt you're gonna have a good immune system to something that you've never been exposed to in your life before"
Big oof in 2020
New channel: SoftKorePorn
Oh wait that’s just Jake and Logan Paul’s channels
I've had conversations with decent-seeming people who said it doesn't matter if their kid dies, it's THEIR child meaning THEIR property.
It's sad that basic manners have to be explained
Talking about the discord server
GOT EEM
I also love the DHMO thing. It's an almost foolproof way of tricking the ignorant into revealing themselves. For example, this guy asked a water-bottling company if their drinks contained any dihydrogen monoxide, and they said no. So, if there isn't any water in your water, then what the hell is in it?
at 3:30 im pretty sure that story was true and the pilot was being sarcastic
etherial umbra Or just trying to get a crazy off of his arm.
@@hunta3694 id take her in the plane and show her the obvious signs of the curve
Michaela M She would insist it’s an illusion or a projector or something. Show crazy people they’re wrong and they just cling harder to their beliefs. Unfortunately, you have to hope they educate themselves.
Pretty sure Soft Kore has lost part of his sanity with these videos
Memer Creamer
*PART* of?
@@thatkatkrazykid4742 Fine, *MOST* of
Memer Creamer
Thank you.
"You are not allowed to legally murder someone" as he blows some guys head off in the game
Psycho Joe Drones, cough cough
soft kore i love youuu ❤
lonely - yui weird flex but ok
Odd boast but fine
lonely - yui nOw ThAt’S gAe
What happened at 1:14, he is aiming at the wall and hits a one shot kill.
"Native Americans need to move back to India."
So what that person is saying is that an entire group of people should move back to a place that they never even called home?
4:45
I will not stand for such hateful coments my good sir, I have to ask you to take down that banner.
If she uses paper for that then she's more likely to be Jesus... think of the PAPERCUTS
y o u g o t w o o s h e d
I remember when my youngest son was about 8 years old. He was terrified of needles, and hated shots. There was no rotavirus vaccine available that time, and he got really sick with some kind of GI virus, which could have been rotavirus. He was lying in his bed, miserable, and asked why he hadn't had a shot to prevent it. He said, "Mom, I'd rather have a shot."
Maybe a flashing little circle of red and white in the corner of the screen. Like top right or something so people get it. I guess I'm kinda slow or something.
ironic that i got a flu shot today when this was uploaded
4:15
Fetus: I’m about to be born I’m going to finally be a alive
Mother: *sees an anti-vaccine post*
God: ok I can see where this is going and it’s not worth it, your coming with me. Trust me it won’t make a difference
I don’t have FLIPPING twitter
*_M A K E A T W I T T E R T H E N_*
Sandwich if I win I'll give you a bit of money 😂
NO SWEARING
_ON MY CHRISTIAN_
*MINECRAFT*
*_SERVER!_*
quackity in a sentence
sphere believer is going in my description
Actually the earth isn't a sphere. It's an elliptical shape like *T H I C C* at the equator and a bit pressed at the poles.
Anti vacc parents: WhY WoNt ThE OiLs WoRk ! ? !
Pro vacc parents: Because you won’t vaccinate your kids
Anti vacc parents: IdIoT ThAtS DaNgErOuS ! ? !
Pro vacc parents: * Plays reverse card *
Anti vacc parents: * turns entitled *
Pro vacc parents: oh no
Anti vacc parents: I cAn Do WhAt EvEr I wAnT wItH mY kIdS ! ! !
We need a new plauge
It's already happening my man
@@blueshell292 far point
I know which one already afflicts us: the Lack of Common Sense
No we just need an old one because we’re all vaccinated so it wont affect us.
Don't worry, the anti-vaxxers are helping that along.
My dumbass thought this was a r/vaxxhappened episode and was wondering why a lot of the posts weren’t about anti-vaxxers...
I get sick ALL THE TIME. In fact, I’m sick right now! Just recently I was upset and asking my mother why I always get sick. She told me something that made my heart drop... “It’s because you’re unvaccinated!” I felt the fear in the pit of my stomach. “But don’t worry you’re due to your next vaccine in just a few weeks!” You would not believe the sigh of relief that left my body.
How is "Science is real" being mean?
3:17 my dad is a pilot. And that is a f***ing lie
The pilot in the story was making fun of the flat Earth woman, wasn't he?
You know the best thing about anti-vaxxer jokes?
They never get old.
So do their children .
My mom is an anti-vaxxer help
No.
Don't worry, polio will come for her. Also.. GET THOSE VACCINES IF POSSIBLE. WE WANT THAT BREAD, WE DONT WANT DEATH.
if you're still underage, keep being as healthy as possible. when you become independent of her, go get your shots a.s.a.p. don't wait.
Get it my guy
Just make her vaccinate you MAKE HER