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  • @Kore_YT
    @Kore_YT  6 лет назад +6418

    Why is everyone commenting that dihydrogen monoxide is water? No shit. We all attended grade 7, didn't we?

    • @goldencat3753
      @goldencat3753 6 лет назад +253

      Well you see some people are idiots

    • @sarahbaldwin2703
      @sarahbaldwin2703 6 лет назад +49

      Soft Kore LMAO

    • @Kore_YT
      @Kore_YT  6 лет назад +345

      But literally every second comment on this video is "dihydrogen monoxide is water lol" THATS THE POINT OF THE POST

    • @jonahcullen5774
      @jonahcullen5774 6 лет назад +12

      Learned this grade 4

    • @datsmalboi
      @datsmalboi 6 лет назад +10

      o o f

  • @JubileeBloom
    @JubileeBloom 6 лет назад +2431

    Even water is toxic if you drink enough in one go.

    • @jakes1566
      @jakes1566 6 лет назад +248

      Dihydrogen monoxide is one of the most deadliest chemicals in the world. In can be found in abundance in water ( probably put by the government) and is the leading cause of death by drowning. Its also a main ingredient in many weed killers. Most importantly, almost everyone is completely dependant on it, and would die if they stop taking it

    • @darksideorbit8898
      @darksideorbit8898 6 лет назад +83

      @@jakes1566 Chinese water torture is when a few drops of water are dropped on a person's head for a long time, causing them to go insane.

    • @jakes1566
      @jakes1566 6 лет назад +47

      @Brandon congratulations, you got the joke

    • @hedgehogsonic11
      @hedgehogsonic11 6 лет назад +26

      It’s not poison, but too much water in such a short amount of time basically causes your red blood cells to absorb too much water, causing your cells to combust.

    • @pigeonpower42
      @pigeonpower42 6 лет назад +34

      Most water is deadly actually. Too much, too little, too dirty, too clean (thats my favourite). This is true for literally everything. Anti-vaxers are awful.

  • @chloewittig555
    @chloewittig555 6 лет назад +506

    I was vaccinated and have mild autism. However, even I know that vaccines didn't cause it, genetics did. Correlation doesn't equal causation.

    • @scaprod558
      @scaprod558 6 лет назад +60

      I am also autistic and I cringe at anti-vaxxers.

    • @randomguy-tg7ok
      @randomguy-tg7ok 6 лет назад

      I have suspicions that I got mine from my dad.
      Though knowing my luck I actually _did_ get it from a vaccine - because I heard somewhere that vaccines do cause autism about one time per few hundred million.

    • @sunsetgames4682
      @sunsetgames4682 6 лет назад +25

      @@randomguy-tg7ok uh, no. autism is genetic based i thought?

    • @Sonofavenger
      @Sonofavenger 6 лет назад +16

      Not quite autism, but Asperger's here. And my deadbeat father had it too, so yeah. Genetics, not drugs.

    • @dafabnam232
      @dafabnam232 6 лет назад +12

      @@randomguy-tg7ok Autism is genetic based... you already have it when you're born.

  • @toasterbathboi6298
    @toasterbathboi6298 6 лет назад +402

    Rule of thumb: if anyone ends their story with “and then everyone clapped” it didn’t happen.

    • @toastamasta5093
      @toastamasta5093 6 лет назад +16

      Damp potato #36 unless it’s sarcastic or mocking

    • @soy9605
      @soy9605 6 лет назад +11

      i sang a solo in my schools choir during our concert and after i was done everyone clapped.
      one time, it was my birthday and i was having a party, like one does when they are in elementary school. my parents brought out a cake, and my friends and family sang me a birthday song, and afterwards everybody clapped.
      but i said everyone clapped so obviously none of this happened.

    • @toasterbathboi6298
      @toasterbathboi6298 6 лет назад +18

      Orchidaceae you know what I mean smartass

    • @soy9605
      @soy9605 6 лет назад +7

      @@toasterbathboi6298 no im serious. none of this happened. and it's all because i said they clapped at the end.

    • @outtakefiend6839
      @outtakefiend6839 6 лет назад

      Generally but there's that 0.001% chance it happened so if they clapped pray you got it on video

  • @basil4047
    @basil4047 5 лет назад +538

    "you see, now a days, ignorance is a choice. and people are STILL choosing ignorance!" - Filthy Frank

    • @TheTrueRman
      @TheTrueRman 5 лет назад +15

      This is a perfect quote to use for the Woke as well as the Anti Vaxx.

    • @Relichunters01
      @Relichunters01 5 лет назад +4

      Indeed and our Lord and master foamy speaks the same truths

    • @twistedtwisted3618
      @twistedtwisted3618 5 лет назад

      Yay

    • @ansrfururactions
      @ansrfururactions 5 лет назад +2

      A sounds like a philosopher wrote that.

    • @nahodny_marc
      @nahodny_marc 4 года назад +1

      Sounds like a quote from the quran, idk why

  • @peasandcarrots8060
    @peasandcarrots8060 6 лет назад +2372

    I want one of those “vaccines cause adults” shirts

  • @strychnine1913
    @strychnine1913 6 лет назад +546

    This video will live longer than anti vaxxer's kids

    • @clawedmoss9030
      @clawedmoss9030 6 лет назад +4

      Im gonna be honest Magiczba Foka Z Planety Teczy (how do you even pronounce this), this is incredibly dark but it is absolutely true.

    • @God-qi1fr
      @God-qi1fr 6 лет назад

      its gonna live longer than all of us its never going to go away unless this channel gets terminated (Pro Vaxx)

    • @tomc6255
      @tomc6255 6 лет назад +1

      Black Blaze It is Polish my boy. xD

    • @shrivvlez5883
      @shrivvlez5883 6 лет назад

      Rekt

  • @arthurames3471
    @arthurames3471 6 лет назад +1642

    When the anti vax kid starts acting up in school so you sneeze on him
    *It’s a simple spell but quite* *unbreakable*

  • @ticcitock1886
    @ticcitock1886 5 лет назад +1006

    I have autism and I kinda find it offensive that people see it as some monster out to kill children XD
    Edit: *nervous sweating* I-I don’t know how to take all of this attention

    • @cathrineklodvik-loddengaar8186
      @cathrineklodvik-loddengaar8186 5 лет назад +95

      Yeah we with autism are not monsters we are humans too

    • @jeffreyflees2484
      @jeffreyflees2484 5 лет назад +66

      TicciTock188, same bud, I have it to and it makes me feel really offended to see people make fun of my disorder like that, that it makes me want to knock the sense into the them.

    • @landonhuyck6092
      @landonhuyck6092 5 лет назад +24

      TicciTock188 ! You have full right to this.

    • @Dabbernec
      @Dabbernec 5 лет назад +54

      dude don't listen to them, besides there children won't live long enough to make fun of you.

    • @BoulderWraith
      @BoulderWraith 5 лет назад +7

      nice your telling others
      hope your life is doing well

  • @teddybear7247
    @teddybear7247 6 лет назад +561

    its sad that the fear of autism is more prevalent than the fear of polio. people would rather have their kid die a probably very painful death than pay that little bit more attention to them. its just sad.
    some things id like to add like 2 days after posting this comment: first of all autism is something youre born with it cant be contracted from anything. second yes ive been diagnosed with it and i hate that its so hated, just let people live a normal life not making fun of them for something you cant control thanks for coming to my ted talk

    • @scaprod558
      @scaprod558 6 лет назад +22

      And have an extremely smart child.

    • @Sausagehandlebars
      @Sausagehandlebars 6 лет назад +64

      And autism happens before your kid is born so vaccines can’t cause it

    • @teddybear7247
      @teddybear7247 6 лет назад +38

      @@Sausagehandlebars yeah, its honestly really stupid that people believe stuff like that.

    • @ash-wq6to
      @ash-wq6to 6 лет назад +61

      as an autistic i die inside every single time i hear the bs ppl spout. yeah autism sucks but a) vaccines dont cause it and b) it sucks a lot less than dying of a preventable disease

    • @tobenamed03
      @tobenamed03 6 лет назад +32

      Autism is a genetic disease/disorder, not caused by vaccines. The guy that linked vaccines and autism also lost his medical license.

  • @wow7899
    @wow7899 5 лет назад +1682

    Child: *unvaccinated*
    Nearly extinct virus:
    “It’s free real estate”

  • @longslushie6659
    @longslushie6659 6 лет назад +3056

    I literally got vaccinated today. It took 20 minutes and it will probably save me in the future.

    • @longslushie6659
      @longslushie6659 6 лет назад +190

      @@GodtierWaifu Well the shots only took about 2 mins

    • @cringetubextreme6696
      @cringetubextreme6696 6 лет назад +17

      I can't recall the last age I got flu shots

    • @vxrbxie80
      @vxrbxie80 6 лет назад +2

      same.

    • @mantis2091
      @mantis2091 6 лет назад +128

      B҉r҉o҉k҉e҉n҉ your not real your just a government controlled bot used to spread the epidemic of autism transferred by vaccines!!😤🤭🤔😷 My child of 0.9 months wasn’t vaccinated and he’s only got polio twice! Don’t listen to this Satan-spawn moms! 😮🤒 Keep your kids safe! 🤧🤧
      Edit: As of feb 5, 120+ moms have agreed with me👌🏻🤛🏻🤛🏻🤛🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 don’t vaccinate your kids moms! My friends mom vaccinated their child and now he has gay! Watch out!

    • @itzpayday1238
      @itzpayday1238 6 лет назад +84

      @@mantis2091 pfff weak. You must be a government puppet. I have ascended all realities of medical science. My child got whooping cough 7 times and smallpox -4 times. The flu is a every week occasion. But hey, he isn't autistic! He is brain dead now though.

  • @hejter6633
    @hejter6633 5 лет назад +586

    Unvaccinated kid: *exists*
    All possible deadly diseases: *Hippity hoppity this body is now my property*

  • @cldus7442
    @cldus7442 6 лет назад +1070

    Antivaxxers: DoNT tRuST DoCtORs
    Also antivaxxers: Hes a DoCTOr AnD He SaiD sO So TrUsT hiM
    Hypocrisy, anyone?

    • @mistypeaks1303
      @mistypeaks1303 6 лет назад +43

      *Hypocrisy

    • @darkbunny9994
      @darkbunny9994 6 лет назад +27

      They think that the pro-vax doctors are trying to get profits from you getting the disease that you are being vaccinated for.

    • @Imtotallydiggingthis
      @Imtotallydiggingthis 6 лет назад +12

      Well technically, the antivaxx doctor was probably stripped of his license, so it's not quite the same thing. ;)

    • @everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713
      @everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713 6 лет назад +3

      lmao “hipocracy”

    • @A_name_is_a_name
      @A_name_is_a_name 6 лет назад +5

      That’s exactly the same view of every “minority group” in America. They just want it their way no matter how stupid their movement really is. Uneducated people become hypocritical naturally because they don’t even know what a hypocrite is and can’t fathom a world where real arguments hold weight and invalid ones don’t.

  • @reivu
    @reivu 6 лет назад +501

    I have an anti-vax mom, back in school when I was about 12 she refused to sign my permission form to get a vaccination for HPV as she said they were treating us as “guinea pigs” on an unsafe vaccine. This video really reminded me I need to get it done.

    • @Adam-wc6cf
      @Adam-wc6cf 6 лет назад +54

      Go and get it

    • @ardabilgin3269
      @ardabilgin3269 6 лет назад +30

      amelia !
      GO AND GET IT DONE! QUICK!

    • @hhhdhd9058
      @hhhdhd9058 6 лет назад +12

      SAME literally would've been so much less hassle if she'd let me get it in school

    • @adaikonen
      @adaikonen 6 лет назад +19

      I personally didnt get it cause so many people were getting sick after it and I am not interested in sex etc. But few years later I got those shots because my mum apparently has something that can cause HPV and could have been passed down to me via just birth/genes(do not know how accurate this is) so just in case I took the vaccines

    • @grimmisascorchmain9486
      @grimmisascorchmain9486 6 лет назад +4

      Do you have the shot? You better have the shot

  • @Oien
    @Oien 6 лет назад +1891

    I don’t know why i watch this. It hurts my mind. I am now dying from polio.

    • @car9uy847
      @car9uy847 6 лет назад +1

      Nice

    • @Triple_G_YT
      @Triple_G_YT 6 лет назад +33

      See the bright side, you lived longer than their kids will ever

    • @SmithyBear
      @SmithyBear 6 лет назад +6

      sorry your mom's and anti-vaxxer, man. good luck to ya. sorry she is dumb. if it is your father, all the same.

    • @babymonkey4601
      @babymonkey4601 6 лет назад +6

      Same except my father was featured in this video and now I'm dead

    • @user-xt1ub1ht7l
      @user-xt1ub1ht7l 6 лет назад

      same

  • @cletusburgerboy9143
    @cletusburgerboy9143 5 лет назад +194

    To be fair, Satan isn't running a babysitting service down there.

  • @nerdynoctowl7268
    @nerdynoctowl7268 6 лет назад +285

    Doctors: *Goes to school to learn how to help people.*
    People that need help: No
    Doctors: WTF

    • @cringetubextreme6696
      @cringetubextreme6696 6 лет назад

      Actually doctors go to school to get money

    • @theodorepinnock1517
      @theodorepinnock1517 6 лет назад +13

      Doctors: Am I a joke to you?

    • @eeveemaster6418
      @eeveemaster6418 6 лет назад +1

      Theodore Pinnock was just about to comment that.

    • @kaipaschal4285
      @kaipaschal4285 6 лет назад +1

      Me: I am a pro! (Aka a normal functioning person)
      Anti vaxxers: WE DONT HAVE ALL THE FAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaacts....

    • @slh8505
      @slh8505 6 лет назад

      @@cringetubextreme6696
      Yo I was about to say "naw you get a doctor's education and you have to lose money for life" until I saw that username

  • @fox.3443
    @fox.3443 6 лет назад +1146

    why everyones fake stories have to end with people clapping?

    • @trisertricordoh2127
      @trisertricordoh2127 6 лет назад +151

      Cause it makes their story sound like they were the hero and everyone is congratulating them. Even when I started to write fanfiction it wasn't that bad.

    • @alexb50
      @alexb50 6 лет назад +76

      You can always tell it's a fake story it ends with "everybody started clapping"

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 6 лет назад +27

      I actually thought the stories were true. Clapping after someone is done being stupid is basically a religion.

    • @poofy3148
      @poofy3148 6 лет назад +18

      @@alexb50 after it was announced that Hitler had killed himself, everyone clapped
      Not saying you're wrong

    • @prestonfontana8416
      @prestonfontana8416 6 лет назад +6

      Because they come from Americans

  • @rebeccapelsser6184
    @rebeccapelsser6184 6 лет назад +4177

    Two things never get old:
    1. Making fun of anti-vaxxers
    2. Their children

    • @abby-ss3cc
      @abby-ss3cc 6 лет назад +290

      I just spat out my Dihydrogen monoxide

    • @Luigipotter
      @Luigipotter 6 лет назад +79

      That, like a lot of these comments, got dark fast

    • @brochiing4295
      @brochiing4295 6 лет назад +86

      @@abby-ss3cc i spat out my or CO2 ) dissolved into H2O, C12H22O11, C6H8O7, , HO2CCH2CHOHCO2H, NaC6H11O7, NaC7H5O2, Steviol Glycosides .

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 6 лет назад +82

      You forgot making fun of flat-earthers

    • @subscribetoxdsnailboat7145
      @subscribetoxdsnailboat7145 6 лет назад +23

      I just died!-Anti Vax kids

  • @andyoats
    @andyoats 5 лет назад +108

    I'll always love the "dihydrogen monoxide" jokes, they never fail to make me laugh. So c'mon people, water you waiting for, eh?

  • @cthulublade5223
    @cthulublade5223 6 лет назад +805

    Kid: I wanna be 100 years old
    Anti-vax mom: 3. Take it or leave it.

    • @apollo1573
      @apollo1573 6 лет назад +9

      Cthulublade this is the essence of what a good comment is

    • @spiritwicc3953
      @spiritwicc3953 6 лет назад +2

      Is that a Jojo reference?

    • @averystrangeghostlysquid7637
      @averystrangeghostlysquid7637 6 лет назад +3

      Apollo Ah yes, reestablishing the fact that unvaccinated children die at early age for the 500000th time is most certainly the essence.

    • @kinggil4181
      @kinggil4181 6 лет назад +9

      I think it’s a Patrick reference

    • @cthulublade5223
      @cthulublade5223 6 лет назад +1

      @@kinggil4181 Indeed it is.

  • @AdvanceAU
    @AdvanceAU 6 лет назад +597

    So close to 100k...
    You got this, mate.

  • @diamondrebels4805
    @diamondrebels4805 5 лет назад +1666

    Smart people: Dihydroge monoxide can be toxic.
    Anti-vaxx: It's in vaccines!
    Smart people: Yeah, it also makes up about 70% of your body.
    Anti-vaxx: What?
    Smart people: It's water Karen.

  • @artmy3045
    @artmy3045 5 лет назад +57

    This just make me feel bad for the kids, because they have this kind of narcissist parents they have to deal with the consequences that their parents have did to them.

  • @JamesTaylor-us9tb
    @JamesTaylor-us9tb 5 лет назад +504

    Unvaccinated kid: When I grow up I-
    Anti Vax mom: *SLOW DOWN THERE BUCKAROO*

    • @maplemothum32
      @maplemothum32 5 лет назад +8

      Holl up

    • @kalel.m2t
      @kalel.m2t 5 лет назад +12

      @@kedricktheheadtripMusic d e a l i e r

    • @garbagebois365
      @garbagebois365 5 лет назад +3

      Kedrick the Head Trip are to stupid

    • @bitchlasagna1933
      @bitchlasagna1933 5 лет назад +9

      @@kedricktheheadtripMusic You misspelled "Healthier"

    • @viggo8213
      @viggo8213 5 лет назад +5

      @@kedricktheheadtripMusic well yes, but actually no

  • @DireShorts
    @DireShorts 5 лет назад +632

    Country: *Bans antivax from school*
    People: Finally a country is doing something
    Canada: am I a joke to you?

    • @novastar6112
      @novastar6112 5 лет назад +8

      Ya, you will get expelled.

    • @lunaequinox7333
      @lunaequinox7333 5 лет назад +4

      Thing like this are why I'm moving to Canada when I'm older

    • @danielsavin5674
      @danielsavin5674 5 лет назад +5

      Well, Germany is trying to pull out a law about anti-vaxxing to be illegal and about 30%(dunno the exact percentage) of Germany is against it.

    • @CardZed
      @CardZed 5 лет назад +2

      @@danielsavin5674 28.7%

    • @danielsavin5674
      @danielsavin5674 5 лет назад +1

      @@CardZed oh so I was close

  • @AnimatedZorox
    @AnimatedZorox 6 лет назад +802

    *My brain cannot comprehend anti vaxxers*

    • @andersonlino6319
      @andersonlino6319 6 лет назад +7

      I think that's a good thing
      or maybe they're right and vaccines consumed our brain

    • @aghost1171
      @aghost1171 6 лет назад +1

      Me too

    • @nokuhobune
      @nokuhobune 6 лет назад +5

      Because vaccines destroyed your brain

    • @tylerulfmann4586
      @tylerulfmann4586 6 лет назад +23

      San at least measles ain’t frying our brains

    • @peldonmarsh6191
      @peldonmarsh6191 6 лет назад +2

      Most of Europe gives half the number of vaccine shots as US and has 1/10th the autism rate. Ethyl mercury is a neurotoxin and autism is a neurological disorder. Autism drastically rose at exactly the same time as injections of ethyl mercury, but did not rise where injections did not rise. So how is that a ridiculously stupid observation for crazy people that you cant wrap your head around? How do people become so brainwashed that they refuse to question pfizer/bayer/monsanto's near mandatory injection program? Its not as if theyve ever established credibility, trustability or moral highground, but quite the opposite. Yet the avg person enforces this royalty like unquestionability of pfizer

  • @crabby4911
    @crabby4911 5 лет назад +57

    Doctors: **go to school for MANY years**
    Karens: **learns about vaccines 0.1 hours**
    Also Karens: I HAVE MORE KNOWLEGE THAN EVERY DOCTOR COMBINED rldpsdfn kah vkndb ls-v

  • @dorothy5466
    @dorothy5466 6 лет назад +257

    Funny story (I think): when I was 12 I went to the doctor for a rash or something. It turns out I didn't have my vaccines I needed when I was 11 . So my mom had the doctor vaccinate me and I didn't get measles, the flu, or polio! *AND I'M STILL ALIVE AND I DON'T HAVE AUTISM*

    • @kittyelf1485
      @kittyelf1485 6 лет назад +23

      Vandela I had a sort of similar experience when I was 13 except mine was somehow MMR was missed when I had my other shots. My school wouldn’t let me attend until I had it. I went to the doctor, had the shot, and miraculously I survived without getting autism, measles, mumps, or rubella!

    • @bettercetacean
      @bettercetacean 6 лет назад +22

      dude some people have autism because of...
      birth or whatever causes it at birth
      BUT NOT VACCINES

    • @tarr5545
      @tarr5545 6 лет назад +2

      Oh when once I got 3 shots and almost passed out. ( I was 11 )

    • @kivikallo4313
      @kivikallo4313 6 лет назад +6

      @@tarr5545 rare allergy

    • @dealerofdeeth6043
      @dealerofdeeth6043 6 лет назад +1

      No sorry um your government propaganda

  • @glassedmalk6048
    @glassedmalk6048 6 лет назад +250

    The problem got so out of hand, that Satan had to cut things straight.

    • @jakubdura828
      @jakubdura828 6 лет назад +7

      God damnit!!! Even Satan is telling people to do it !!!!

    • @endlessmassacreclan8499
      @endlessmassacreclan8499 6 лет назад +10

      @@jakubdura828 If this really was Satan, he would tell people to not vax their kids so his army would grow faster.

    • @thecookiemeister5374
      @thecookiemeister5374 6 лет назад +6

      Yeaaaaa, the flaw with the whole “even satan is doing it” argument is that... satan’s pure evil. You’re supposed to NOT listen to satan.

    • @glassedmalk6048
      @glassedmalk6048 6 лет назад +13

      @@thecookiemeister5374 Yes, but I actually feel inclined to listen to Satan, if I saw Satan saying to vaccinate our kids, I would go and research what not vaccinating does, I'd just go and start question "Wait, is this reverse psychology... or reverse-reverse-reverse-reverse psychology" but because of non-vacinators, I'm fine with listening to Satan for once unless he's taking the upper hand on this situation... wait hold on... oh no... was that reverse-reverse-reverse-reverse psychology?

    • @glassedmalk6048
      @glassedmalk6048 6 лет назад +15

      @@endlessmassacreclan8499 Well, Hell is the place for the very sinful, babies are said to be sinless so Heaven is having a big problem now, Satan wants the kids to stay alive longer to sin... I'm going to sin more to fill the gaps.

  • @Bemis201
    @Bemis201 6 лет назад +174

    I'm autistic, an anti vaxxer teacher from my school once asked me if I took any vaccines and I said yes, then she told me that I had autism because of the vaccines smh

    • @leovu8500
      @leovu8500 6 лет назад +28

      teachers can't be that dumb. I'm gonna lose faith in humanity if she is a biology or a chemistry teacher

    • @Bemis201
      @Bemis201 6 лет назад +17

      @@leovu8500 she's the assistant head teacher, but she didn't stop the school from administering the vaccines

    • @leovu8500
      @leovu8500 6 лет назад +3

      @@Bemis201 does she have kids

    • @Bemis201
      @Bemis201 6 лет назад +1

      ​@@leovu8500 idk

    • @welsh_Witch
      @welsh_Witch 6 лет назад +14

      tell that teacher to cut themselves with a rusty needle and ask them to write down 1 number a day as i bet you it won't get to 100

  • @RolRetro
    @RolRetro 5 лет назад +80

    Baby me:
    My mom: doesn’t vax
    A few years later
    My mom: finds out my brothers and sisters have Autism and gets us vaccinations
    Me years later: Commenting this with a small smile but then gets sad because other people are crazy and won’t Vax

    • @YangHajime
      @YangHajime 4 года назад +11

      Kairo Schmitz wait A KAREN WASNT IGNORANT AND FIGURED OUT IMPOSSIBLE

    • @forsaken696
      @forsaken696 4 года назад +1

      I had trouble reading this

  • @evakarin21
    @evakarin21 6 лет назад +355

    My cousin and his wife refuse to vaccinate their 5 kids no matter what anyone says. They also homeschool and "organic farm". The kids are always sick. Always,. Every time I go over there someone has the flu, or some sort of sickness. My Aunt was going through chemo for breast cancer and told my cousin and his wife not to bring the kids because she was scared of getting sick,They brought the kids anyway to visit her in the hospital. Makes me so angry

    • @batty_babette
      @batty_babette 6 лет назад +66

      That's awful!! I hope the kids remain okay. Not trying to sound mean, but did they ask the hospital personnel to ask them to leave? I would hate for the kids to witness that, but in addition to your aunt getting sick, hospitals are hotbeds for disease when you have a compromised immune system, that's why they are so careful with certain patients. My mom has had various health problems over the years and once you have one thing going on it is very easy to catch another. I really hope your cousin and his wife realize the truth before it's too late.
      This anti- vaxxer craze has me all kinds of worried.

    • @millitron3666
      @millitron3666 6 лет назад +19

      Hold up. Homeschooling and organic food can be good things. Public schools suck a lot of the time, and industrially produced food is often full of hormones that can cause premature puberty, among other problems.

    • @pugassassin5591
      @pugassassin5591 6 лет назад +10

      Millitron they didn't say it was a bad thing.

    • @mangocoffee510
      @mangocoffee510 6 лет назад +39

      @@millitron3666 A lot of the "organic" shit you see in stores is actually nutrient deficient, and organic farming requires a shit ton of pesticides. Also IIRC GMOs aren't even that bad, it's just something marketers have decided is a "Big Bad".

    • @millitron3666
      @millitron3666 6 лет назад +4

      @@mangocoffee510 It can't be called organic if it uses pesticides. Don't get me wrong, I'm fine with GMO's. I just don't want to get filled with growth hormones every time I eat some chicken.

  • @zelosdotexe
    @zelosdotexe 6 лет назад +571

    I feel like parents should have the choice not to vaccinate their children. and when they dont they will promptly be charged/convicted with child endangerment, and neglect

    • @Hi_Ping
      @Hi_Ping 6 лет назад +54

      GOVERNMENT IF YOU SEE THIS DO IT

    • @katelynamato2344
      @katelynamato2344 6 лет назад +25

      Y
      E
      S

    • @glup5hitto
      @glup5hitto 6 лет назад +77

      They had us in the first part not gonna lie

    • @paris5908
      @paris5908 6 лет назад +20

      In some states now at least kids can get get vaccinated without having a parent deny it

    • @Simboiss
      @Simboiss 6 лет назад +4

      That would violate so many human rights and whatever constitution or law that exist in the world. Force a medication on someone is a serious crime.

  • @itsjackie4563
    @itsjackie4563 5 лет назад +84

    At least naural selection will kill anti vacs off eventually.

    • @Firgon72
      @Firgon72 5 лет назад +18

      The problem is that it kills the kids not the anti-vax parents. They are the source of this bs and if they won't be eliminated thebs goes on.

    • @dalton5160
      @dalton5160 5 лет назад +9

      @@Firgon72 antivax parents usually stop believing after their kids die from a preventable disease. But by then it's too late. The kids shouldn't have to die for this realization

    • @phamdung3884
      @phamdung3884 5 лет назад +5

      Too bad most of the time, they would “become a part of” the herd community (I hope that’s spelled correctly) and can unknowingly kill off people who literally can’t be vaccinated.

    • @oddpilot5104
      @oddpilot5104 5 лет назад +1

      SlyishFox 201 yea but how many diseases that almost died off will come back before then

    • @viethuongvothai686
      @viethuongvothai686 5 лет назад +1

      Darren Shepherd lol, anti vaxxer would blame the vaccine for their children dead

  • @thestoopidiot870
    @thestoopidiot870 6 лет назад +307

    "Vaccines cause adults"
    LMAO I need that shirt.

  • @ARCISX
    @ARCISX 6 лет назад +208

    1:36
    Pro - vaxxer: Water
    Anti - vaxxer: *Dihydrogen monoxide* (and more!)

    • @_Nohan_
      @_Nohan_ 6 лет назад +5

      ARCEUS ARCER true
      I like drinking Dihydrogen Monoxide to keep hyrdrated
      I also like Science

    • @Local_commentor
      @Local_commentor 5 лет назад

      @@_Nohan_.that was a Apple tho

    • @ParasaurolophusEwan
      @ParasaurolophusEwan 5 лет назад

      All your Dihydrogen monoxide are belong to me

  • @Wiifanbro
    @Wiifanbro 6 лет назад +53

    I just founded out my older sister is an anti-vaxxer. She has 2 kids, one’s 3 years old and the other’s 1. Apparently, my brother founded out when he was at her house; He was eavesdropping on some conversation she was having with her husband.
    They were mentioning how the shot the doctors gave Brice (3) gave him autism, but in reality the family has a genetic string for autism. Sometimes a member gets diagnosed, sometimes someone isn’t autistic.
    I’m honestly quite pissed with her, but I’ll never mention it to her though sadly.

    • @TheLugiaSong
      @TheLugiaSong 6 лет назад +18

      You should though, it's a terrible thing to believe and the kids need vaccines.

    • @dimsum3329
      @dimsum3329 6 лет назад +2

      Dude, talk to her. Her kids are in DANGER

    • @Wiifanbro
      @Wiifanbro 5 лет назад +3

      Alright, sorry to necro this post right here, but apparently my brother misheard her saying “The vaccine gave my kid autism.” Thank god.
      I tried to talk to her about, here’s how some of the conversation went:
      M = Me
      R= Rachell (my older sister’s name)
      M: “Can I ask you something?”
      R: “Anything.”
      M: “You’re an anti-vaxxer right?”
      R: “Yes I am, tell me anything that’s bothering you.”
      M: “Do you believe vaccines cause autism?”
      R: “No, it’s genetic.”
      M: “Thank god you’re not one of those Facebook moms.” *chuckling a bit*
      R: “Yep.”
      M: “Another thing, do you believe measles strengthens the immune system?”
      R: “Yes I do, when measles comes into the body you see, your body will fight back against it and will soon become used to it.”
      M: “Alright, where did you find that out.”
      R: “I forgot the site name or whatever although it’s quite long, don’t worry, you’re smart, you’ll get it!”
      M: “Thanks for clearing this up.”
      R: “Anytime little man.”
      After that I went into my room and let out a large groan and a scream. I quickly got onto my iPad and texted my brother:
      M: “Yo this is urgent”
      B: “what”
      M: “Rachell thinks measles strengthens the immune system”
      B: “I get where she’s coming a bit, since your body will get used to it. But that’s only for some viruses or diseases, measles will fucking kill you.”
      M: “can we please kill her”
      Look I know, this may seem something like outta reddit. You may choose to believe or not, I know some of you will question “bruh why didn’t you yell at her or something?” Mainly since this family is from a Christian background, even if I shout out facts or even get angry that’ll get me grounded for a longtime.

    • @dimsum3329
      @dimsum3329 5 лет назад

      @@Wiifanbro dude, you need to show her the things that will happen to her kids if she dosen't vaccinate

  • @nox-jp1st
    @nox-jp1st 5 лет назад +366

    I am a proud mother of 4 unvaccinated children!
    Edit: 3 children 😓
    Edit: 2 children 😭
    Edit: Ok I no longer have children 😭😭😭

    • @Sylnntz
      @Sylnntz 5 лет назад +16

      Why won't my mom Vaccinate me auntie?

    • @melissamartinez4912
      @melissamartinez4912 5 лет назад +4

      Jakeened jakearned now you learned

    • @freshpastajh1117
      @freshpastajh1117 5 лет назад +14

      @@melissamartinez4912 r/woooosh

    • @nunull6427
      @nunull6427 5 лет назад +32

      I like that the comment isn't actually edited. Solid.
      Edit: gold.

    • @jessicamccollough965
      @jessicamccollough965 5 лет назад +5

      r/Wooooooooooooooooooooooosssssssssssssssssssssss

  • @nighxmare8430
    @nighxmare8430 6 лет назад +107

    Why the 3 years old unvaccinated kid is crying?
    Middle life crisis.

  • @Darktobias13
    @Darktobias13 5 лет назад +138

    Perhaps the reason we can't convince the Anti'vax moms is because we aren't speaking their language, someone try putting the message to vaccinate your kids around a Minion Meme on FB

    • @keddethan
      @keddethan 5 лет назад +1

      Thought I saw one on Reddit, too lazy to link it, but it was either in insanepeoplefacebook or vaxxhappened

    • @jackwilly456
      @jackwilly456 5 лет назад +19

      uhhh, i think got it.
      man i haven’t vaxxed my kids 😔😔😔😔 and they died of polio 😭😭😭

    • @jack_copperz
      @jack_copperz 5 лет назад

      @@jackwilly456 i'm also very sorry for your loss.

    • @sandburger8029
      @sandburger8029 5 лет назад

      69 like so nice comment sry but I'm not liking

    • @afunkylittleguy
      @afunkylittleguy 5 лет назад

      @@jack_copperz it was an example for the meme

  • @sillygirlrealness
    @sillygirlrealness 6 лет назад +287

    Doctor: *sneezes in the same room as antivax kid*
    Doctor: oh my god. I just killed someone.

    • @satan1022
      @satan1022 6 лет назад +21

      Yet he ain't going to hell.

    • @Cutie_Oni
      @Cutie_Oni 5 лет назад +8

      @@satan1022 good

    • @_stardustcolors
      @_stardustcolors 5 лет назад +3

      Oof rip 2 year old

    • @garygrant91
      @garygrant91 5 лет назад +3

      @@_stardustcolors There is a meme: What is a crying one year old with anti-vaxxer parents called?... Midlife crisis.

    • @badradish2116
      @badradish2116 5 лет назад +1

      man its a good thing no one sneezed before the invention of vaxxines or we'd all be dead. ;P

  • @xiiaohao3871
    @xiiaohao3871 5 лет назад +120

    Tip before marrying someone:
    Ask the person if they're anti-vax or not. If he/she/other genders is anti-vax, DON'T marry that person.

    • @Gina-ko9zq
      @Gina-ko9zq 5 лет назад +12

      Also if you're old enough to get married you probably vaccinated. if you don't have autism how does not realize that vaccines don't cause autism? I'm just confused. None of my data is verifying that vaccines cause autism but just verifying that meth can. *_DOES NOT COMPUTE_*

    • @theemperorofmankind8082
      @theemperorofmankind8082 5 лет назад +2

      Best tip ever

    • @flareforelements9278
      @flareforelements9278 5 лет назад +7

      If all the people who are anti Vax don't get to breed, natural selection will leave them out. (This is actually how natural selection works. OUT YOU ANTI VAXXERS)

    • @xiiaohao3871
      @xiiaohao3871 5 лет назад +3

      @@thewanderinggamer2410 That's awful

    • @MilkT0ast
      @MilkT0ast 5 лет назад +2

      And the follow up question:
      What shape is the earth?

  • @karentrejo244
    @karentrejo244 6 лет назад +290

    I honestly feel so bad for these children. Not just because they're going to die at the ripe old age of 10 but the fact that they have to live with these parents until they're 10.

    • @ardabilgin3269
      @ardabilgin3269 6 лет назад +2

      karen trejo
      Your name is Karen

    • @matess3655
      @matess3655 6 лет назад +10

      what the fuck i just noticed all these profile pictures are different people

    • @senpaiii623
      @senpaiii623 6 лет назад

      they will die of pneumococcal meningitis

    • @ilikedogssealscatsturtles6718
      @ilikedogssealscatsturtles6718 6 лет назад +6

      PLEASE KAREN I WANNA SEE THE KIDS

    • @adodoes8770
      @adodoes8770 6 лет назад +3

      @@matess3655 holy shit i thought everyone was the same person

  • @maggitfewd
    @maggitfewd 6 лет назад +153

    i yelled at parents for saving their child from polio and everyone clapped :)

  • @lunereclise12
    @lunereclise12 5 лет назад +347

    My brother is on the spectrum for autism
    Autism is something some are born with and anti vaxxers just make me cringe

    • @traceyogden4854
      @traceyogden4854 5 лет назад +28

      I also have autism and believe that anti-vaxx people are just regular people who neglect their kids of the rest of their lives

    • @shadelight320
      @shadelight320 5 лет назад +7

      Same anti vaxxers are delusional.

    • @idiotoninternet
      @idiotoninternet 5 лет назад +14

      Kedrick the Head Trip you have no concept of genetics, normally conditions like autism are recessive which means you need to receive the genes from both your parents to actually have autism. Which means it’s completely possible for your siblings to not have autism and for you to have it. A simply comparison is blue or green eyes, which are recessive, just because only one child has blue eyes and all the rest have brown doesn’t mean that genetics did not cause that one child’s blue eyes to occur.

    • @k.j.m.b2243
      @k.j.m.b2243 5 лет назад +4

      @@kedricktheheadtripMusic Just because you don't have anyone in your family who is autistic, doesn't mean it's the same for everyone.
      Please ensure to lead a scientific investigation of your own first to see if your claim is true ^^
      I don't mean to be rude or anything of the sort, and I respect your views, but several diseases of the past have been eliminated because of vaccines, as well be put to a stop.
      Also, keeping sanitised is a good thing, but if sanitisation wasn't discovered in the same process as creating medicines, we wouldn't have more ways of protecting ourselves from the more harmful diseases, since regular washing back then could only take people so far, since it wasn't very developed at all.
      Instead of blaming medicines for autism, try to have a positive outlook on who you are and enjoy life as it is, but get yourself the care and health advice you need.

    • @ATNova
      @ATNova 5 лет назад +7

      @@kedricktheheadtripMusic the only paper that proved it was made by multiple *discredited* scientists. These papers needed *hundreds of thousands of tests on children* all of these came out proving that autism has no correlation to vaccines. Autism is genetic, you just have no concept on what genetics are

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 5 лет назад +43

    I didn't vaccinate my 5 kids and they didn't die!
    Edit 1 : 4 kids
    Edit 2 : 3 kids
    Edit 3 : 2 kids
    Edit 4 : shit only 1 kid left send help
    Edit 5 : well they're all dead

    • @oinkitty
      @oinkitty 5 лет назад +3

      Did you rub essential oil on them?

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 5 лет назад +3

      @@oinkitty too late now they're all dead

    • @oinkitty
      @oinkitty 5 лет назад +2

      Luckily they didnt get autism from those pesky vaccines

    • @allanmorrison1149
      @allanmorrison1149 5 лет назад +1

      Put in some jesus water and they get holy yeeted

  • @medigoomnis
    @medigoomnis 6 лет назад +665

    Dihydrogen monoxide is always my favorite.

    • @ajarafat7255
      @ajarafat7255 6 лет назад +2

      Medigo Verus same

    • @crystalclarityart448
      @crystalclarityart448 6 лет назад +44

      I literally can't live without it

    • @germancastro1003
      @germancastro1003 6 лет назад +37

      I do that drug everyday

    • @yowza2525
      @yowza2525 6 лет назад +43

      DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE, LEADING CAUSE OF DROWNING WORLDWIDE!

    • @codlogic7060
      @codlogic7060 6 лет назад

      Lol i didnt get that until i took chem a few years back

  • @livirich1
    @livirich1 6 лет назад +57

    I don't understand why people are still saying "everyone clapped". Do they not realize by now that even in the odd chance people did clap, everyone automatically is now not going to believe you.

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 6 лет назад +13

      I actually got out of bed. Then everyone clapped.

    • @SunspotEscanor
      @SunspotEscanor 6 лет назад +7

      and if everyone did clap, it's because that person finally shut up

    • @lisabilby2006
      @lisabilby2006 6 лет назад +2

      the clapping sounds that were herd were just people facepalming, which the anti vaxxers mistook for claps.

    • @donnamitsuki281
      @donnamitsuki281 6 лет назад +1

      Not to mention the fact everytime I see it it gets more and more cringey... For me at least...

  • @AVdE10000
    @AVdE10000 6 лет назад +180

    I'm autistic. Gotta say, if the alternative is being dead, it ain't so bad.

    • @littlemoth4956
      @littlemoth4956 6 лет назад +17

      @@kedricktheheadtripMusic You mean anti-vaxxers?

    • @ehat7413
      @ehat7413 6 лет назад

      @@kedricktheheadtripMusic no

    • @satan1022
      @satan1022 6 лет назад +6

      @AV dE now why u gotta be so ruuuude. Don't you know I'm a devil toooo.

    • @AVdE10000
      @AVdE10000 6 лет назад +9

      @@kedricktheheadtripMusic sooo let me get this straight: "they" hate me, a perfectly average guy with arguably a bit of a wonky brain, and somehow tricked me because my parents decided they'd like their son to be safe and healthy? Did I get that right? Cause I can't quite follow your logic. Probably because I'm a brainwashed autist or something.

    • @stephanhart1802
      @stephanhart1802 5 лет назад +4

      That's part of why Anti-vaxxers are horrifying: whatever reasons they give, it all boils down "I'd rather have a dead child than a child with autism!" Horrifying ain't it? Like seriously... I'm very glad that I've been vaccinated. Even if autism had any connection to getting vaccinated, I'd still have taken it (coming from a vaccinated autistic kid)

  • @herocatgirl7112
    @herocatgirl7112 5 лет назад +48

    "Don't throw away your shot"
    -Hamilton
    (yeah, it's an "Hamilton the musical" joke)

    • @sarahk9189
      @sarahk9189 5 лет назад +1

      You are one of my kind

    • @herocatgirl7112
      @herocatgirl7112 5 лет назад +1

      @@sarahk9189 Someone had to do it XD

    • @whomyouask5448
      @whomyouask5448 5 лет назад +1

      Even Alexander Hamilton agrees with vaccination.

  • @therealcaerus5330
    @therealcaerus5330 6 лет назад +306

    Since I’m allergic to something in the vaccines I can’t take them, I highly support them. But I’m always labeled as an anti-vaxxer. Rip

    • @randomnessemeraldfire9746
      @randomnessemeraldfire9746 6 лет назад +40

      That sucks :(

    • @someone-er1on
      @someone-er1on 6 лет назад

      AAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @Wiifanbro
      @Wiifanbro 6 лет назад +44

      Ok, it’s fine if you can’t take a shot because you’re allergic to it. There’s always an alternative.

    • @gearoidgarvey8266
      @gearoidgarvey8266 6 лет назад +85

      This is why I hate anti vaxers, because I don't care if they die, but people like you depend on here immunity, and they pose a serious threat

    • @mashedpuptatoe2473
      @mashedpuptatoe2473 6 лет назад +6

      I hope you find an alternative!

  • @maxanne5346
    @maxanne5346 6 лет назад +90

    Up until less than a month ago, I was an anti vaxxer due to my dad. He told me that you shouldn't play god with the human body, but then I started researching and I realized my dad's an idiot about vaccines

    • @algebruh4185
      @algebruh4185 6 лет назад

      eyyy you did good
      :]

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 6 лет назад +8

      God gave humanity the means to take care of themselves, I don't think God wants to solve every little problem that humanity can figure out themselves which is why healing miracles disappeared sue to vaccines. You're dad is the cosmic equalivant of that teenage girl that has their dad solve everything.

    • @howardsmith9342
      @howardsmith9342 6 лет назад +16

      If we shouldn't play God with the human body, then what's the point of medicine? See that guy over there choking? Don't help him, because you might be playing God.

    • @jasminedoggietvn6995
      @jasminedoggietvn6995 6 лет назад +10

      Don't save them from drowning, then you'll be playing God!

    • @averagekhfan3693
      @averagekhfan3693 6 лет назад

      See that man over there, hanging on the edge of a cliff for dear life? Let him die, because you can't play god.

  • @fake5828
    @fake5828 6 лет назад +338

    I haven't been vaccinated by anti vax parents so In few months when I turn 18 Im getting all of the vaxes I should have gotten years ago

    • @Regunes
      @Regunes 5 лет назад +46

      You can thanks everyone you were close to in your childhood. they mostlikely all participated to keep you alive.

    • @fake5828
      @fake5828 5 лет назад +27

      @@Regunes yeah my parents even purposefully got me sick with chicken pox so I was "immune" and I always got sick after break more than 4-5 days

    • @karencash39
      @karencash39 5 лет назад +26

      @@fake5828 jesus those are fricked up parents

    • @josephridgway1442
      @josephridgway1442 5 лет назад +26

      You are very lucky to be alive.

    • @hedgie9823
      @hedgie9823 5 лет назад +20

      @@fake5828 I mean that kind of is a vaccine, except its a weakened version of the disease. But your parents are still horrible for that

  • @duckykittn
    @duckykittn 5 лет назад +26

    Vax should be a first date subject, as in:
    "Hi, I'm Janet. I'm 28, a bank teller, and a pro-vaxxer."
    "Hi, Janet. I'm Keith, and I am a software engineer. Did you know vaccines cause auti-"
    "Bye."

  • @Fezcon
    @Fezcon 6 лет назад +472

    Anti-Vaxxer: *Refuses to vaccinate their children*
    Their kids at the age of 3:
    *Why aren’t we alive?*

    • @jaek__
      @jaek__ 6 лет назад +10

      @Its birdcatkity All vaccinations are extremely important, disease is not something to be ignored. They ignored The Spanish Flu, and 120 million people died and more suffered the horrible symptoms. Vaccinate against everything.

    • @damian22x38
      @damian22x38 6 лет назад +1

      @Its birdcatkity i agree

    • @jj14377
      @jj14377 6 лет назад +2

      I'm non-vaxxed and I'm eight years old, almost nine

    • @admiralmudkip9836
      @admiralmudkip9836 6 лет назад +6

      @@jj14377 You're like the caveman that lived to 40...

    • @ToopChoop
      @ToopChoop 6 лет назад +1

      @@jj14377 enjoy your last days on earth

  • @valentine6820
    @valentine6820 5 лет назад +790

    Anti-vax child: *exist*
    Almost nonexistent disease: *woppity whine this child is mine*
    (Sorry it’s really un-original I tried).

  • @jonathantadlock-stein2023
    @jonathantadlock-stein2023 5 лет назад +375

    I’m just waiting for the law that makes vaccines mandatory period

    • @branclown6113
      @branclown6113 5 лет назад +18

      Funny thing is in 6th grade rn I’m making a persuasive essay wether or not vaccines should be enforced. Just on peer editing part and I never thought it could actually save you money.

    • @AmethystEyes
      @AmethystEyes 5 лет назад +12

      ItzBrandenPlayz please look up herd immunity, they teach you about it in high school but I think if you are writing this paper you should have accurate research. This isn’t something to do with personal rights. If we fall under a certain percentage threshold of people being vaccinated, herd immunity doesn’t work anymore and those who are immunocompromised are no longer protected.

    • @branclown6113
      @branclown6113 5 лет назад +6

      AmethystEyes yeah that’s why we need vaccines man. The more unvaccinated people the people who can’t get it will get the disease it’s pretty damn sad.

    • @AmethystEyes
      @AmethystEyes 5 лет назад +3

      ItzBrandenPlayz exactly!

    • @peeblekitty5780
      @peeblekitty5780 5 лет назад +7

      @marvigli19 Herd immunity. Vaccines aren't invincible walls, if the diseases spread among the vulnerable it can still infect the vaccinated. Plus there's plenty of intellegent people who can't be vaccinated and have no choice but to remain vulnerable, and they'd pay the price.
      Funny in concept, completely non-functional in execution.

  • @TM-wm7om
    @TM-wm7om 5 лет назад +71

    Anti-vaxxers: "A lot of doctors agree with us."
    Anti-vaxxers at a rally: "Why would a doctor be here?"
    hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @Your_username_
      @Your_username_ 5 лет назад +3

      Haha that was great. Poor lewis just asked for a doctor and was attacked

  • @taehyungdiaries3687
    @taehyungdiaries3687 6 лет назад +379

    Isn’t this.... murder

  • @dylsterx8415
    @dylsterx8415 6 лет назад +398

    you can raw antivaxxers because you only have to pay 4 years of child insurance

  • @danielbronfenbrener5601
    @danielbronfenbrener5601 5 лет назад +44

    The 12th grade in my school went on a field trip to Poland. They all got vaccinated except some girl because her family is anti-vaccines. She got infected with measles. She stayed behind after everyone flew back.

    • @MK.DANABNORMAL
      @MK.DANABNORMAL 5 лет назад +1

      Thank god that girl stayed back ! She could’ve infected Poland

    • @danielbronfenbrener5601
      @danielbronfenbrener5601 5 лет назад +4

      @@MK.DANABNORMAL no she stayed behind in poland

    • @johnmendez9525
      @johnmendez9525 5 лет назад +3

      Daniel Bronfenbrener OOOOOOF

    • @pewdfan7117
      @pewdfan7117 5 лет назад +1

      @@danielbronfenbrener5601 a big L there xD

  • @lokstain0135
    @lokstain0135 5 лет назад +39

    Why are we back in the times that kids are just furniture to have around the house? Are we actually going through this again? Where kids are just things we can replace whenever we want if they get broken or even die?

  • @mad_pac-man
    @mad_pac-man 6 лет назад +30

    LOL I had a similar reaction when an anti-vaxxer told me the term "anti-vaxxer" was offensive. I just said "Okay. Sure...I'll respect that. I'll just call you a murderer from now on. How's that?" They never responded again.
    .
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    And then everyone clapped....

    • @catgirlQueer
      @catgirlQueer 6 лет назад +4

      r/thatHappened

    • @mad_pac-man
      @mad_pac-man 6 лет назад +7

      @@catgirlQueer r/woosh

    • @howardsmith9342
      @howardsmith9342 6 лет назад +2

      Don't call them antivaxxers, you Philistine! They're not antivaccine, they're pro-disease. Hey, bacteria and viruses gotta live too.

    • @shadowofthehitokiri5787
      @shadowofthehitokiri5787 6 лет назад

      @@howardsmith9342
      I identify as a bacteria! I demand my rights!

    • @catgirlQueer
      @catgirlQueer 6 лет назад

      @@mad_pac-man r/woosh

  • @PKPrometheus
    @PKPrometheus 6 лет назад +675

    Doctor: **goes to medical school for like eight years learning anything they can about medicine**
    Antivaxxer: GUyS dON't VaCCinAte yOuR kIDs, it'S bAD fOr theM!
    Doctor: Am I a joke to you?
    Edit: Woah, thanks for all these likes, guys

    • @kishinumaayumi
      @kishinumaayumi 6 лет назад

      Spooky Ness no, doctors are simply conspiring

    • @tobenamed03
      @tobenamed03 6 лет назад +16

      @@kishinumaayumi cant tell if joke
      Or serious

    • @StarryxNight5
      @StarryxNight5 6 лет назад +10

      @@tobenamed03 that worries me. Not that you can't tell if it is a joke. Just that we are in an environment where you can't tell

    • @nlootah1386
      @nlootah1386 6 лет назад +6

      Sal doesnt know how to use image editing software, so he has to use youtube comments for memes.
      Making him tonights biggest loser.
      But doesnt that make me a loser too?

    • @StarryxNight5
      @StarryxNight5 6 лет назад

      oh, just found a word for that. poe's law.

  • @beastbro9823
    @beastbro9823 6 лет назад +89

    6:30 yeah they clapped. Their palm against their face.

  • @aslan.c0m
    @aslan.c0m 5 лет назад +49

    A doctor has to train longer than most anti vaccine kids will live

    • @nahodny_marc
      @nahodny_marc 4 года назад +1

      @@kedricktheheadtripMusic And you gave a strawman and a non sequitur

    • @arandomperson5434
      @arandomperson5434 4 года назад +2

      @@kedricktheheadtripMusic And you were a mistake. If time travel was real, a person should have gave your parents a condon

    • @Ok-sl1wj
      @Ok-sl1wj 4 года назад

      Yes

  • @haileykubasek1123
    @haileykubasek1123 5 лет назад +189

    Jokes on them I already had ADHD before my vaccinations

  • @theancientreverse2380
    @theancientreverse2380 5 лет назад +226

    Anti vaxx: *declares herself as a medical professional*
    Literally everyone: *s u r e*

  • @asrieldreemurr874
    @asrieldreemurr874 6 лет назад +60

    Anti-Vax Child: I can’t wait to grow up!
    Anti-Vax Parent: I’m gonna stop you right there.

  • @rob6508
    @rob6508 5 лет назад +17

    "TRUST, A DOCTOR"
    me: ok *calls Dr.Mario*

    • @auxilium5378
      @auxilium5378 5 лет назад

      I will call the clearly superior Dr. Amigo

  • @donnamitsuki281
    @donnamitsuki281 6 лет назад +242

    Ugh stop the "and everyone clapped :)" story! It's getting cringey and I believe more and more they're all lying! It's just... Uuuugh

    • @Caeser_the_Marylander
      @Caeser_the_Marylander 6 лет назад +34

      And everyone clapped

    • @nabielw
      @nabielw 6 лет назад +7

      👏👏👏👏

    • @art1637
      @art1637 6 лет назад +36

      When I showed this comment to a person who likes these “and everyone clapped” stories, she began crying in public and promised to stop listening to these stories. The people who saw us began crying too and everyone clapped :)

    • @ardabilgin3269
      @ardabilgin3269 6 лет назад +10

      Malaska :D
      r/woooosh

    • @npc2792
      @npc2792 6 лет назад +2

      @@ardabilgin3269 r/whooopsh

  • @rick2437
    @rick2437 6 лет назад +118

    Australia might not be real but they’re doing good

    • @lotrnerd5037
      @lotrnerd5037 6 лет назад +8

      Someone tried to tell me Australia was real, and when I called them out for their lie, the entire building clapped. 😂

    • @personofsarcasm9606
      @personofsarcasm9606 6 лет назад +3

      Australia would be a fun place to go to if it were real

    • @Ethan-mp7wr
      @Ethan-mp7wr 6 лет назад +7

      I’m kinda sad though, I wanted to go to there too, see those kangaroos that knock you out cold, those spiders that instantaneously kill you, those jellyfish that basically sting you to death, seeing insane people eating vegemite like it’s good, getting strangled to death by a thorn bush, or dying in the middle of a fucking desert. Sad that we’ll never be able to experience these things.
      😞

    • @personofsarcasm9606
      @personofsarcasm9606 6 лет назад +2

      Ethan Tian Yeah sure seems like a fun experience we will never get to see

    • @MelinasConsort
      @MelinasConsort 6 лет назад +3

      Ya the birds there also sound fun but both Aren't real

  • @JommiGommi
    @JommiGommi 6 лет назад +621

    (Edit: Thanks for +400 likes.)
    (Re-edit: DAMN, thanks for +600 likes my dudes!)
    *As a Christian raised from birth hardcore by parents, they clearly knew the dangers of NOT being vaccinated.*
    Lemme explain.
    Back in Lebanon (dad) and in Venuzuela (mom) in the 60s, multiple of their family members died due to some preventable diseases. As a kid, I was terrified of vaccines, not because of AIDS and autism (I didn't know what they were back then), but because of needles. My dad would always get his shots at the same time I did, which made me feel better and less afraid.
    AntiVaxxers are letting their kids die because of their bad decision.

    • @Moe__Jama
      @Moe__Jama 6 лет назад +41

      Antivaxxing is basically the same as abortion but delayed

    • @JommiGommi
      @JommiGommi 6 лет назад +19

      @@Moe__Jama omfg that is dark but good

    • @Moe__Jama
      @Moe__Jama 6 лет назад +18

      @@JommiGommi its true. Some kids couldnt make it past 3 years. Or so they say

    • @JommiGommi
      @JommiGommi 6 лет назад +12

      @@Moe__Jama press F to pay respects

    • @Moe__Jama
      @Moe__Jama 6 лет назад +5

      @@JommiGommi F

  • @whimsiclawart8128
    @whimsiclawart8128 5 лет назад +9

    3:33 The fact that a simple, happy little video of a kid with Down's singing with his mom suddenly gets treated as a tragedy really says a lot.

  • @Local_Idiot853
    @Local_Idiot853 6 лет назад +253

    Antivaxx Parents Special Stats
    Strength:3
    Perception: -5
    Endurance 10
    Charisma 10
    Intelligence -8
    Agility 10
    Luck 1

    • @jerryhz6359
      @jerryhz6359 5 лет назад +24

      Pro vaxxers: every category 999+

    • @Regunes
      @Regunes 5 лет назад +1

      Are we talking max stats?

    • @QtpieM
      @QtpieM 5 лет назад +1

      @@Regunes yes

    • @cckd-vu3qk
      @cckd-vu3qk 5 лет назад +19

      Child - 0

    • @datitan7511
      @datitan7511 5 лет назад +12

      But antivaxxers are not charismatic

  • @scooterankleuwu4470
    @scooterankleuwu4470 5 лет назад +246

    My mom almost lost me before birth, and says she is grateful I survived.
    *she won't vaccinate me.*

    • @The360MlgNoscoper
      @The360MlgNoscoper 5 лет назад +7

      Rip

    • @demon_xd_
      @demon_xd_ 5 лет назад +13

      That 🏝 (beach) lol when I tried typing beach autocorrect said *beat her*

    • @w0omylord764
      @w0omylord764 5 лет назад +2

      Damn

    • @mknt5549
      @mknt5549 5 лет назад +7

      You'll most likely be fine thanks to heard immunity

    • @jack_copperz
      @jack_copperz 5 лет назад +10

      I feel sorry for you. Is there anything *we* can do for you as your dying wish?

  • @deesh6378
    @deesh6378 6 лет назад +148

    why is it even legal? since it's child abuse, but also public endangerment.. It shouldn't just be illegal, but also enforced.

    • @TrueFlameslinger
      @TrueFlameslinger 6 лет назад +7

      Maybe indirect enforcement would be better. It gives people the sense of a choice plus they can't do just about anything without it. Examples would be requiring vaccines for most public/government funded programs

    • @aggressivelyamicable5987
      @aggressivelyamicable5987 6 лет назад +26

      The only reasonable method would be to invoke a new series of laws wherein the parents of non-immunized children can be found guilty of first degree murder when their children or other children in their area are killed by an immunized disease. That would immediately fix the problem or at the very least get the anti-vaxxers to immigrate to India or something.

    • @areswalker5647
      @areswalker5647 6 лет назад

      Dark Ascent CoC why India?

    • @aggressivelyamicable5987
      @aggressivelyamicable5987 6 лет назад +5

      @@areswalker5647 They have notoriously poor vaccination records resulting in high rates of polio, measles, rubella...etc. in most rural areas.

    • @areswalker5647
      @areswalker5647 6 лет назад

      Dark Ascent CoC true, didn't think about that

  • @e5858
    @e5858 3 года назад +2

    I would really love to talk to one of those anti-vaxxers. To see why they believe what they do, their evidence.

    • @stephenwright8824
      @stephenwright8824 3 года назад

      Simple. Their evidence is no evidence. Their thinking is no thinking. And their go-to science textbook was written by iron-age shepherds who were terrified of fire. 😤

  • @beachballssideaccount
    @beachballssideaccount 6 лет назад +248

    I'm autistic and I've been breathing oxygen for as long as I've been alive. Hmmm... Oxygen causes autism confirmed?

    • @miguelcondadoolivar5149
      @miguelcondadoolivar5149 6 лет назад +16

      Yes.
      It's sarcasm, in case any halfwit is reading this.

    • @zahidnoor2267
      @zahidnoor2267 6 лет назад +5

      @@miguelcondadoolivar5149
      I agree
      Sarcasm bro😂😂😂😂

    • @diablo.the.cheater
      @diablo.the.cheater 6 лет назад +5

      I dont think saying is sarcasm was needed.

    • @rachelguzzo1602
      @rachelguzzo1602 6 лет назад +5

      Ditto 73+ Yes, that’s *e x a c t l y* how it works

    • @dextertoast764
      @dextertoast764 6 лет назад +5

      @@diablo.the.cheater some people are incredibly stupid, e.t.c anti-vaxxers

  • @teatimemfs
    @teatimemfs 6 лет назад +732

    What if...
    *What if we just make an autism vaccine*
    **Ascends to the astral plane**

    • @axolotl8437
      @axolotl8437 6 лет назад +6

      genius

    • @_Nohan_
      @_Nohan_ 6 лет назад +45

      No No once a cure for Autism is found
      Anti Vaxxers are screwed because even if their kid gets “Autism” they can easily be cured

    • @corvusfunghi
      @corvusfunghi 6 лет назад +5

      1 Million Subs With only 11 videos there isn't a "cure" for autism

    • @xenomorphoverlord
      @xenomorphoverlord 6 лет назад +53

      @@corvusfunghi r/Woooosh

    • @Goblinsharkhundredsofthem
      @Goblinsharkhundredsofthem 6 лет назад +1

      You did good

  • @thirtienyne3581
    @thirtienyne3581 5 лет назад +310

    Non-vaxxinated child: *is alive
    Polio: I am speed

    • @dandan9011
      @dandan9011 5 лет назад +13

      ThirtieNyne its free real estate

    • @jonnahofman1264
      @jonnahofman1264 5 лет назад +5

      Non vaccinated child is alive.
      Lmfao...
      Alive

    • @jennali9800
      @jennali9800 5 лет назад +1

      @@kedricktheheadtripMusic How does the vaccine industry exploit people with autism? Can I see a source on... everything you said?

    • @blitzm4nn511
      @blitzm4nn511 5 лет назад

      @@kedricktheheadtripMusic thats because its logical, opinions dont matter if there are facts listed in front of ur face, sure u can get measles if u are vaxxed but, it greatly lessens it, if u still believe that its wrong then perish

    • @pedroks7756
      @pedroks7756 5 лет назад

      @@jonnahofman1264 kid,not adult

  • @gambit1231
    @gambit1231 5 лет назад +13

    It's actually very insulting and offensive when someone calls your daughter/son autists from a vaccine that saved their lives like bruh

  • @ErebusTheDragonn
    @ErebusTheDragonn 6 лет назад +1498

    Anti vax: doesn’t vaccinate their kids
    Anti vax kids: **die of disease that was eradicated 163 years ago**
    Anti vax: **suprised pikachu**
    Edit: WOW! 1K likes! That’s the most I’ve EVER gotten! Thanks to all!

    • @danarisato8250
      @danarisato8250 6 лет назад +157

      You forgot 1 thing
      Antivax: *blames it on vaccines

    • @rdsabroad7528
      @rdsabroad7528 6 лет назад +6

      I'll let u know, I'm not vaxed. Also, have i ever gotten bad diseases before? no. I have a full imunaty. Don't mind my speling. Also, something that u will never experience? Puking a rainbow.

    • @zed538
      @zed538 6 лет назад +55

      @@rdsabroad7528 something that you will never experience A LONG LIFE

    • @velrzvertigo8215
      @velrzvertigo8215 6 лет назад +12

      LOOOONGGG LIFE

    • @velrzvertigo8215
      @velrzvertigo8215 6 лет назад +2

      its 50/50 anyway

  • @Kore_YT
    @Kore_YT  6 лет назад +2955

    48 views and 71 likes. 10/10 RUclips works

    • @freetoyota1768
      @freetoyota1768 6 лет назад +3

      Soft Kore gungus

    • @TheNotoriousHRT
      @TheNotoriousHRT 6 лет назад +5

      People like before watching

    • @gabestar69m93
      @gabestar69m93 6 лет назад +1

      Not most subs? 0/10 youtube pls fux

    • @Shikaschima
      @Shikaschima 6 лет назад +1

      Kore, didn't you have a gaming channel?

    • @sammyskye9498
      @sammyskye9498 6 лет назад +1

      How come you get quieter on longer posts? it's kinda annoying to have to adjust my volume every 10 seconds

  • @arthurames3471
    @arthurames3471 6 лет назад +199

    When you find out that the kid who is bullying you never got vaccinated so you sneeze in his lunchbox
    *Modern problems require modern solutions*

    • @chaotik900
      @chaotik900 6 лет назад +10

      But wait, how can he bully you if his body is weak towards everything lol 😂 😂 😂

    • @ThePeanutJammy
      @ThePeanutJammy 6 лет назад +6

      Baphomet Bullying also includes verbal and psychological abuse

    • @chaotik900
      @chaotik900 6 лет назад +1

      @@ThePeanutJammy I'm quite aware.

    • @Dabajaws
      @Dabajaws 6 лет назад +2

      @Eddie Smith his body is weak to illness so give him germs
      Abuse all weaknesses you're enemy has

    • @riejrjejejrjejrjrkenendkdj4207
      @riejrjejejrjejrjrkenendkdj4207 6 лет назад +2

      Get the rusty nail.

  • @emeraldminecart826
    @emeraldminecart826 5 лет назад +10

    who would let their child suffer and die from polio when their child can live

    • @famousguy2215
      @famousguy2215 5 лет назад +1

      So they can not suffer from everything else in life, duh. End it early, prevent human suffering

  • @mynamefinn7060
    @mynamefinn7060 6 лет назад +122

    This is good we needed a new system of natural selection

    • @dusstythezommby5859
      @dusstythezommby5859 6 лет назад +22

      Up for natural selection but sadly the anti vax adults get to live while their kids will suffer and die and Im sure they still wouldnt learn their lesson

    • @8vantor8
      @8vantor8 6 лет назад +2

      a better way is to just exicute this morrons and move on with ourlives and them stop wasting resources

    • @geryz7549
      @geryz7549 6 лет назад +2

      @@dusstythezommby5859 Well, at least the anti vaxxers don't get to reproduce so they will eventually die out.

    • @tedcross5362
      @tedcross5362 6 лет назад +3

      Anti Vaxxers should be forced to be infected with every preventable disease ever.

  • @thegodofvodka
    @thegodofvodka 5 лет назад +69

    "Dihydrogen monoxide"
    Im pretty sure some of the antivax wouldnt realize that it is just water

    • @HornyVibe
      @HornyVibe 5 лет назад

      Is that like the science word for water?

    • @Strxwbie
      @Strxwbie 5 лет назад

      @@HornyVibe yea

  • @wakaziar9373
    @wakaziar9373 6 лет назад +494

    Don’t wanna flex on y’all anti vax kids but I lived past 10 💪

  • @victoriadipasquale1201
    @victoriadipasquale1201 5 лет назад +4

    Technically, this is antivaxxer logic
    That bridge is 97.9% safe? Ok, than I’d rather swim in man eating shark infested water!

  • @gb828
    @gb828 6 лет назад +109

    10:22 i got chicken pox as a kid and survived, but the reason why i got it was cause my mom just forgot to vaccinate me, She did vaccinate my older brother when he was a todler, so she just forgot to vaccinate me for that. she did vaccinate me for almost everything else, and a couple of weeks ago i was going to Suriname with my class so i had to get Vaccinated for the Yellow Flu, so my mom got Me Vaccinated.
    If not for my mom getting me Vaccinated, there would have been a chance i could have gotten the yellow flu

    • @newstarcadefan
      @newstarcadefan 5 лет назад +4

      I just hope that you get the Shingles vaccine (I think I will have to fight to get that one) because I had chicken pox before the vaccine was even possible.

    • @christins.1481
      @christins.1481 5 лет назад +1

      @@newstarcadefan I don't know when the chicken pox vaccine came out, but I know I never got the shot cause I had the chicken pox and was born in the 80's.
      I'm 35 and have only gotten Shingles once.
      So far there hasn't been too much of a scare for me to get the shot, but I think doctors treat it like pneumonia, other than getting it all the time, and not being old. You aren't allowed the shot.

    • @newstarcadefan
      @newstarcadefan 5 лет назад

      @@christins.1481 Yeah that's the sucky thing about both situations. Younger people (like us) can get shingles and it would be more painful than Chicken Pox.

    • @christins.1481
      @christins.1481 5 лет назад

      @@newstarcadefan My husband now is 45. He was able to qualify for yearly Shingles shots now after he had gotten back to back Shingle outbreaks when he was 40.
      What's even worse is that he fractured his spine, it healed wrong and formed points which punctured his nervous system. Husband said it feels like he's being electricuted and the doctor said he is being electricuted.
      When his Shingles came up, it came up right on the spot where his nervous system was damaged. He was screaming he was in so much pain.
      It happened again and again. He finally qualified and now has to gets shots.
      I just don't understand why it's so strict with getting the Shots. I could why a doctor wouldn't give it to if you've never had an outbreak, or pneumonia. But figured the first time getting it would qualify you for the shots.
      Age should be removed cause anyone can get a Shingles and Pneumonia at any age.
      I had gotten pneumonia five times in five years, and my doctor still didn't give me the Shot. My husband's doctor gave me the prescription for it, got my shot and I didn't get pneumonia that year.
      I didn't even get a cough. It was because of work and where I had transferred to. Had gotten an infection in my head and chest, bronchitis and acute sinusitis which lead towards my pneumonia, but was never severe enough for the hospital. Just pop pain pills and still head to work and being miserable for well over a month.
      I dropped my doctor and from no on every year will get a prescription through my husband's doctor.

    • @_stardustcolors
      @_stardustcolors 5 лет назад +1

      My brother once got chicken pox when he was, like, a year old. He survived and is 11 atm while I'm here at 13

  • @Kyle-qf9kg
    @Kyle-qf9kg 6 лет назад +180

    but,
    vAcCinEs arE tHe woRk oF thE dEViL

    • @SirGrimothy
      @SirGrimothy 6 лет назад +5

      Kyle R No ThEy’Re NoT

    • @joel5611
      @joel5611 6 лет назад

      Okay misses Bouchet

    • @jackc008
      @jackc008 6 лет назад +8

      Grim Reaper r/wooosh

    • @toxichalk
      @toxichalk 6 лет назад +11

      @@jackc008 r/whoosh

    • @Kyle-qf9kg
      @Kyle-qf9kg 6 лет назад +8

      @@jackc008 r/woosh

  • @alexbarber6763
    @alexbarber6763 6 лет назад +120

    5:27 yup thats also an r/thathappened

    • @alecc2335
      @alecc2335 6 лет назад

      What did happen?

    • @nathanbrawley7256
      @nathanbrawley7256 6 лет назад +1

      Why do all of these people say "and then everyone clapped" like uhh no, literally nobody does that

  • @dx1450
    @dx1450 5 лет назад +4

    I got excited when I saw that unvaccinated children would be banned from WA kindergartens. I had hope that other states would follow Washington State's example. Then I was sad to see that WA actually stood for Western Australia, because we Americans won't do the smart and right thing like other countries do.

  • @M.C_Wide
    @M.C_Wide 6 лет назад +76

    The while list of harmful ingredients thing is so pathetic. It’s like saying that surgeries never work cause they use knives to cut you

    • @satan1022
      @satan1022 6 лет назад +2

      I mean, you'd be suprised how many people end up in hell from that. It's pretty crowded down here. FALSE INFO BOIII

    • @jonavanderpal
      @jonavanderpal 6 лет назад

      Damn you're right.
      BAN KNIVES THEY CAUSE AUTISM REEEEE~!!!1!!!121!!@!!!!

    • @solaireofastora922
      @solaireofastora922 5 лет назад

      Wtf do you mean knives cutting causes autism.

  • @davidrocamora5109
    @davidrocamora5109 6 лет назад +45

    here is my logic, if a doctor tells me to do something, I will do it, If I die I can't pay him/her anymore, so he/she wants to keep me alive for money

    • @SYKRAL1
      @SYKRAL1 6 лет назад +7

      The Darkness is Rising also, if you die, they are liable to get sude for BUCKETS of cash by your family

    • @TrueFlameslinger
      @TrueFlameslinger 6 лет назад +2

      @@SYKRAL1 Don't forget Mal-Prac. and Licence revocation

    • @ardabilgin3269
      @ardabilgin3269 6 лет назад +1

      The Darkness is Rising
      LOGIC

  • @ricardovazquez1772
    @ricardovazquez1772 6 лет назад +209

    I liked this video
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  • @emojimovieofficial4953
    @emojimovieofficial4953 5 лет назад +2

    So Karens’ think autism is terrible? What’s wrong with it? My friend has it and I didn’t even come close to wondering it before he told me.