The Never Ending Story
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- Опубликовано: 22 мар 2022
- I’m back! Filmed five brand new vids, starting with this one. A throwback to the old Never Ending Story I used to do. Lots of you asked for these. I have much more coming your way!!!! Thanks for watching.
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ED CAN YOU DO SOME MORE MUMBLES !!! HES MY FAV I DIE LAUGHING
Just finished editing my latest Mumbles video. Coming soon.
@@edbassmaster Been with you since day one here on youtube,get some more comedy back mate,Australia Loves you.
@@edbassmaster We need more Mumbles and Skippy bro 😎👊
@@edbassmaster LEGEND!
@@edbassmaster we want skippy too 😩
This is literally me and my girlfriend everytime she tells me a work related story. 😂
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Same!!!!!
😂😂😂
I would take work stories any day of the week compared to what I have to listen to :D
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Ed,Larry is 70 years old,he doesn't have time for this never ending story.😂😂👍👍
Exactly! He aint got time for none of that flirkin'
Well actually he probably enjoyed it hahaha, let’s be honest , he probably ain’t got much going on.
Sometimes you’ve got time, but you ain’t got time for *that*.
@@Jaasau - Hahaha, ain’t nobody got time for that!
Ed ate up a quarter of what's left of the man's life with that story!! 😂
The “long story short” gets me every time. Ed, you are one of a kind. Can’t wait for more😭
"Unreal"
PSH! hahaha everytime he says "long story short" i just burst out laughing😂😂
@@lostguy17
Lol
That was a long story longer
@@410kane
Hehehe
"Oh I'll get to the point wait till you hear this" 😂😂😂
YO RYAN LOCHTE VIBES ON THIS ONE FR
Wasn't this like beck yeah 🤣
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Imagine telling a never ending story to sexual Peter 🤣 it would probably get sexual. beck yeah
Poor Larry, really didn't want a long winded story 😂😂
That ear beating! 😄
We’ve all been there 😂
its reversing the roles :-b
Exactly, he was trying to make a long story short!🤣
But..
I died when Ed starts singing the story😂😂
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It was pretty good though I'm surprised the guy wasn't impressed
😂😂😂😂 yeah
Same omg. 😂
@@spokeman 😆
Ed: "Play a song. I'm gonna sing it to you."
Larry: No, it's alright. I'm not really in the mood."
Ed: "You want me to play?"
Larry: "No, not really but go ahead."
DEAD lol!!!
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I started laughing so hard there lol. That was a great transition
“Long story short.”
“I kinda lost track of the point of the story.”
LMAO! This saint has a the patience of a rock.
and Ed here spewing out premium bullshit like a free flow waterfall. I’m so envious of your talent.
Eddie ends the story with… “I don’t have time right now.”
Yes.
That was the best part lmao. The guys all ready to give one of his stories and Ed bounces hahahaha
🤣🤣 plot twist!
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Classic Ed !!! We need more !!!!
So much more coming now that I found a camera guy.
@@edbassmaster that's not your camera guy that's the mafia, dude 😳
@@edbassmaster Good News :)
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear st
@@edbassmaster Awesome!
When the guy stopped playing as to say “we’re done here right” and ed immediately starts back with the story. It’s too good.
Ed: “Play along I’ll sing it”
Larry: “nah it’s alright” *stops playing* 😂😂😂
😂😂. There are so many quotables in this one. That was good. The other one is. Ed: Want me to sing one?
Larry: No, that's alright.
He learned from when he let him sing at first 😂
Man to be able to craft a story for that long takes some skill. Another banger from ED 😂
And freestyle a song
Right that was genius. 😁😁😁🤯
HAHAHAHAAAHAH
Anybody could write and rehearse that in 30 seconds in their minds. Are you guys really that dense that you think making shit up is a hard skill?
Only in America do we pat someone on the back for accomplishing the tiniest things. Lol.
No kidding Ed has some serious ad-lib chops
I did not expect Ed to bust out blackbird on the guitar that was GREAT 🤣🤣🤣
Man of many talents.
For real! He sounded good too. Nice surprise.
As a former bartender these stories were my life for 5 years. After about 5mins I go I’ll be right back. 😂
The improv story singing to the man’s guitar playing was GOLD! 🤣🤣🤣
Ed, lying comes too smooth for you. I think you are ready to be a politician.
At least Ed would clean up Kensington... that has become a zombieland lately, maybe Ed can do a parody and make the news like others lately to address the local issues (like cassady campbell or alex stein)
Bassmaster 2024
It's not lying. It's called improv lol
He’d make a good democrat
@@jondough3339 🤣
You made me laugh as a teen and now I’m 26 and you still make me die of laughter! Thanks Ed
i love how you held that old man hostage by holding his guitar, amazing story.
I always seem to attract these story tellers in my life 🤣
And they always catch ya in the grocery store line wanting to tell you their life story
And then the whole point of the story is insignificant and you're just like haha yeah man 😐
I have a coworker like this. Once he gets going everyone starts to secretly eye each other.
Same lol
Same. One time I was at a party, and that kid broke his leg I think, then...
7:27 and 8:25 LOL
Ed - "Play along, I'll sing it..."
Larry - "Eh that's alright..."
Lmaoo
Ed - "Oh want me to play?"
Larry - "Not really, but go ahead.."
Hahaha
@@johnnull5315 Hahaha
dude lost two fingers. I'm up shits creek.
I love how Ed breaks at 2:41 with the barn 😆
Yeah. He's a g, but he did start to break there for a second. Very rare for this guy.
Ed: “Play along… ah I’ll sing it”
Larry: “No..that’s alright…” 💀😂😂😂
This nice man is always waiting for Ed to get to his "long story short" part... OMG, hope you upload more; this was great and made my day!!!
Lmaoo always some old nice guy 😂
I was thinking the same thing...to make a long story short..hahaha
I'm just glad he told the short side of the story, so we can hear the full story in a podcast or something
There's older ones if you haven't seen them already lol they're classic. Ed is still my favorite youtuber.
@@Dev-In-Denver123 I'm sure I have, but not in a long time... thanks for the reminder!! Going back for some more laughs now!
Someone should turn this story into a movie 😀
Cartoon
What story?
15 minute short would be perfect. I'll play Claude
Look up "Mumbles commercial" it's a real video ☝
It would be like Luis from ant man bit lmao 😂
At 3:43, this feels like an hour already. Well done.
Dang it really did! Crazy that was only the 3 minute mark
I wasn't wrong to choose Ed to help me get through this alcohol detox. Getting back to sobriety hurts, but all of these videos are keeping my mood up through the withdrawal symptoms. Thanks, Ed!
I’m glad I can help good-day sir.
Unreal
PSH!
What ever you do, don't trade alcoholism for chronic masturbation. It's harder to quit and you can't always do it with others around. Good luck. P.S. What are you wearing?
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I love these neverending story sketches Ed tells people. It comes so naturally for him. He sounds so genuine when he tells them. There's never any pausing to think of what to say next.
@@truth7276 Yeah gotta be some memorization tactics employed
@@aphysique no way he’s just flowing some people can do this I know people like that I’m one of them people always told me I can talk forever 😂
Good to see you back Ed, these never ending videos always crack me up 🤣
Thanks for watchin numbnuts!
@@edbassmaster pshh off pal
2nd this topcomment
@@edbassmaster That ain’t nothin
@@edbassmaster Bartle Doo? 🤔
Bro halfway through I caught myself interested in these stories forgetting that you were pranking this guy! Absolutely amazing as always 🤣
How he threw Mumbles in the story is gold I swear..Legend
Got my popcorn for this. Without genuine kind people these videos wouldn't be as good but some people are so nice they listen more lol love people they're brilliant! God bless from Ireland brother.
I work in a psychiatric unit and for manic, hyper verbal people i basically just ramble like this then you see their eyes gloss over and they go to bed
Never knew you were a talented musician. Great voice and guitaring
Thanks boss
Have you never heard his band? It’s called daughtry
@@durrrrty_dave This guy
@@myballsitchsomethingfierce6319 lol
@@durrrrty_dave 😂
Warmed my heart when you gave this dude cash, made him feel appreciated.
You gave him a boost of energy that I could feel. Congratulations on being a good Guy!!
Ed just gave him his whole Forest Gump story haha
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*Forrest
Lmao! I love how he jumped right back onto the story after he played the guitar 😆
Ed, I love your stuff. Glad to see new content, I can’t wait to see what you got in store for us!
Thanks for spreading joy medicine, Ed!!! Straight up LEGEND!
From Delores, To Wisconsin, to the hockey player Claude, to the reality star vet, “Long story Short” to the mower and the 2 fingered mishap … OMG to Blackbird??! That was totally unexpected… WTF is going on right now? We've all missed your videos. Thank you, and welcome back
You missed the brother being in the band, the kid breaking his leg, the hiring the attorney part to only find out he was related through the ancestry thing to hiring OJ's old lawyer... LOL... this was so damn funny!!!
This has got to be my favorite episode you have ever uploaded and I have seen them all. I love this approach to comedy, its wholesome and generous. Great Job!
🙄 really? Favorite? 🤔
Me too bro! I've been requesting his never ending stories for years. People don't understand the comedy of if. You just have to love it
@@jeremydedrick4054 You have a problem with someone having different taste than yours? Do you want jeremy dedrick clones all around ya? lol
@@jourdeflamme8235 you should have adopted the fox that was around capitol Hill. They just killed the poor thing for going after the scum of the earth......politicians.
OMG, I can't stand getting trapped in those "conversations", can't really call it that because all I say is "uh huh" "yeah" "really", until I can escape.
Thanks Ed, you made my day! Not only are you very funny but quite a musician too! I’m impressed.
I would’ve been like “uh huh…” “wow” “that’s crazy” 😂 people have patience lol
I have experienced these guys in my life....I have learned to actually close my eyes and snore.
I'm so glad you're BACK in ACTION! Love this.
Ed's proved to be the most consistent amazing uploaded on the entire RUclips platform 👏 😊 love you buddy. Been watching since the beginning so happy to see a new banger!!
This is a blessing to me and all of us here to witness this 😂🙌🏻🙏🏻
Thanks Ed!!!!!!
This is exactly what I needed. Thanks Ed you make my day every time you upload!!
Legend man. Me and my family have been watching ur videos for a decade. Crazy
You are part of when I found RUclips videos, 12 or 15 tears ago, please Don't stop doing your videos, you got alot talent, you are the best.
I love Never Ending Story. One of my favorite skits. Thank you for handing the ole timer some dough. Class act, and we need more people like you in this world.
"I kinda lost the track of the story " 😂😂😂
"I'll get to the point of the story. Wait till you hear this. " 😂
This is the longest I’ve been entertained by nothing. Thank you Ed!!
NEVER ENDING STORY IS THE BEST..THIS MADE MY DAY!! I MISSED THIS SO MUCH THANKS ED ❤
Ed's prank calls are THE BEST. Keep up the Videos, EDDIE
Who couldn't use a good laugh these days. Thanks Ed, this was gold!
Love this content!!! Keep them coming!
OG of the game is back!
I love how he recounted a story about the prank he did with Vlog Creations with mowers Inc that's bloody brilliant even more brilliant he's talking in third person about his own characters so hilarious.
Love the classics more than anything! Go put people on the news! 😂❤️
Lol. You sent him for a loop. First you annoyed him, then you surprised him with "Blackbird," then you made him really happy with the donation! Hilarious. Glad you're back.
Made it all the way through. You a bad ass guitarist. I was fully invested in your rambling story.
Man, you always crack me up. This old guy was so patient. Thanks for the laughs. Honestly, you are a funny guy. I'm surprised you are not in the show biz. Cheers!
Going on telling the story while he played the guitar was hilarious 😂 Larry was a trooper to sit through that. Post more videos Ed!
The legend has returned - been watching your content since the beginning - never fail to entertain!
Eddie never fails! always makes ur day! bro even the super old vids slap hard they are all tooo gooood! classics!
Dude I haven't watched any of your vids since like high school 10 years ago. This is the 1st one since and you're still hilarious. Even the ending part was arguably the funniest. I'll probably binge your whole channel now.
That blackbird cover was FANTASTIC! Wow. Loved this. Hoping for more like this asap.
Seriously… his pitch was really damn near perfect
@@johnwhitaker545 well said
That poor guy had no idea what the heck was going on with this story.
Lol that was funny Ed
And ya killed it in Blackbird!
Beautiful
Missed ya bro!
5:05 WTF Ed this was amazing! You're an absolute comic genius brother! Love you 💙
It was hilarious but I died when you continued while he was playing. Been watching your videos for 10 years about. You never miss!!
Omg, your pranks are on a whole other level compared to what’s on RUclips nowadays. It’s legit comedy, soooo funny.
I love that this kind of interaction can happen. Humans are neat.
Cringe
I agree. It’s interesting to break down social interactions at the bare bones level.
@@chicken4090 look at that....unreal...
Bartle-doo ! I literally am hitting pause because I want to savor this ! You had us all at buying ducklings off Craigslist to feed your alligator or even helping the guy that hung around Home Depot, keep going..keep pushing..you are borderline legendary
I hope my comments help the algorithm. Also, I can’t get any sleep because I’ve been binge watching and rewatching all of your videos. There are a couple other RUclipsrs I’ve binged watched but you by far are the best, and that says a lot compared to some of the other great RUclipsrs I watch.
Edd!!! Dude when you started singing the story I couldn’t stop laughing. Thank you for another video. 🙌🏻
I felt like this guy was low key hating on your singing skills. 😂
This is actually impressive to be able to do this for that long. "He INSISTED that he tries it inside the the store! "
I wonder how many Canadian fans are out there!! Love you Ed!! All the way from Vancouver BC Canada!
Ed is always gonna be the goat of this! The funniest man hands down
I had to come back to this again and really hear your story. Before I was concentrating a lot on this man's subtle reactions. Again, your off-the-cuff hilarity is simply outstanding!! Thanks for the miles of smiles today!! And have a great rest of your week, too!
This guy was the perfect victim for the never ending story because he was sitting down with his guitar and stuff and he couldn't just walk away 😆
Just when it sounds like the worlds ending, the legend himself shows up with this video! Thanks ED!
This is another banger and future classic loved every bit of it. 💕
"Long story short..." No you didn't just say that. 😂
Just about 3 times ^^
Damn Ed you are a True Pro!! How did you not budge? 2:52 lol I would've broke character. Well played
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Haha, he's gettin' there... i knew someone who did this tirades all the time he would go for hours, it was painful
Lol
He did budge when he brought up the barn. I’m sure he just said “a barn, isnt that crazy?” While laughing or something
Love that ur back please keep pumping videos out like back in the day !!! Need to come to main st in flushing queens nyc with ur characters!!
Love Ed! He makes a bad day turn into a good one. Thank you.
Never ending story + the hacker make it happen Ed!!
He was a nice guy. Hope he's doing well.
Dude Ed is a living legend. Dude is a master. Pure comedic genius.
bassmaster can pick!!!!! i love this so much. You da best Ed. Thank you!
This shit has literally happened to me a few times in my life, last time was in Vons Grocery store,
where a dude talked my ear off for over an hour, funny thing is a month later I saw the same guy in the same store,
& he came up to me again to talk, he said do I know you, LOL I said No, & walked out of their so fuckin fast, Never Again...
Had that happen at the laundromat, then they bought me a shit Busch beer to make it worse. Nothing more awkward then a guy telling you his life story while you are trying to clean ur clothes. Now I only go to laundromats that are empty except when I get unlucky and get stuck being around a few people.
Just tell them stop! I need to go bye its not that hard
Classic ED is back.. Literally crying right now, man! Missed your videos, legend! Your videos are helping me a lot in this quarantine.
Quarantine? Are you living in 2020?
@@chrisrob722 Mr Obama has covid I guess
@@chrisrob722 it’s Barack lol
A true comedian, you are Ed! You make me piss myself, that's how hilarious. Don't ever stop doing what you do, please. You make everyone's day.
Dude I'm so glad you're booming on RUclips and I hope that you're making good bro. Your talent is entertainment all day, that is your nitch. People (me) can watch you and be super entertained
Was just about to file my taxes, have till 5:00 to get them in, and save myself $300, so I have an hour. I got a notification that Ed had posted, so I had to watch this first. Long story short, I've been doing my taxes with H&R block all these years, I didn't know about Turbo Tax. The reason I didn't is because I never had very good internet, or Television so I never saw the ads. Reason we didn't have good internet was because my uncle lost his mind one time, came over to the house and started ripping out wires, routers and whatever else he could get his hands on. Yanked his shirt off like the hulk as well and tried to shock himself on his pecks with the two ends of the wires after he'd ripped the internet line in half. Turns out it didn't shock him because it's just a fiber optic cable, so I let him to an extension chord to try again. Turns out he'd cooled down by then and didn't wanna shock himself anymore. Anyway, I'm headed to walk my dog good day
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nice bro can you elaborate?
@@globalistswilllose 🤣
How was the dog walk?
@@JaredK511 It was about typical of how a dog walk normally goes. Ran into Chyanne from down the street. She's a ruthless ruthless woman. I told her "Listen Chy Chy, I don't want any problems, I haven't been kicking your trash cans over on trash day I just want to go on my walk and get some sweat going" She didn't care, she somehow knows I've been knocking her cans over. I don't know why I do it, aside from it feels good. So anyway I was able to skirt by her, so in the future I'll take a different route, except for on trash day. I don't want to go off on a tangent though, dog walk was ok
Huge display of talent at 7:46
Bro ‘ When you started to Sing The Story!! Absolutely Brilliant
Wow, I've been waiting years for another one of these. Well done.