I'm thinking about the dealers on their tea break in the staff canteen having a blether. Do you want a cup of tea Mags? Aye, cheers Sandra, two sugars Doll. Fancy doing my shift tomorrow, Davie on the door has asked me out. Naw, can't do it doll, I've got elocution lessons tomorrow
So yeah maybe that's my last Casino video:D but it was fun and relaxing. hope you don't mind the music (sometimes) and my commentary (will probably make a version without me talking)
Thank you for these!!! I like these casino vids and fall asleep very quickly. Glad it may be the last time cause I wouldn’t want you to get addicted! Take care ❤️❤️❤️ Edit: your commentary is hilarious. 😂
muselius13 fun fact: the reason why running in a dream is so frustrating is bc u need spatial visual cues that you are moving forward + since are asleep you can’t contract your legs muscles (obviously), thus no accelerated heartbeat or other signs of fatigue, this leads to why an accurate representation of a dreamy running session is relatively impossible for your brain to create during your sleep 💤
Running in a dream is the worst sensation; I can tell my body isn't really moving, so this leads to a perception that I'm trying to run with sandbags tied to my legs.
My dad always used to tell me 'only bet what you can afford to lose'... gambling is good fun when under control. These videos are great, I think casinos have tapped into the basic concepts of ASMR for a very long time...they understand the hypnotic effect of soft sounds and a calming environment. Maybe you could just make these every now and again to limit the losses.
10:46 I love that girl, she acts like she doesn't give af and I like how she always says "noo more bessss laddess nn gentalmen" especially when she's doing the card games
Love these videos! All excellent! Just a shame you have to lose all your money to entertain us! Set up patreon or tip jar maybe your viewers can help you out. Don’t get in too deep friend, gambling is dicey! All that dopamine and endorphin flying about... The videos of you simply talking are excellent too! X
My favorite part of this video is calm's slow descent from "curious content creator" to "degenerate gambler whisper-yelling at cards." Welcome to the club!
I love the gambling videos, especially the card game ones. I try to decipher their gibberish, which is half english half their native language. I also laugh at how disinterested they seem to be....
This is very strange world, what bizarre accents these girls have. None of it seems real, and that one with the weird music. It sounded like boards of Canada lol. This is all very peculiar.
I have seen these video casinos on RUclips before. You are the first person to play like an average human. Usually people are betting 100 to 200 a pop.
It’s kinda easy when it clicks the point of the game is to see who can get closer to 9 without going over all cards from 1-9 will be added together and if it goes over 9 it will go back to 0 and start over say you have a 6 and a 6 you would have 2 then face and ten are authomatily ten and are neutral and do nothing. And then they randomly put bonus cards idk why lol
@@byeeesksksk3108 You can bet on the banker, player, or tie. 2 cards are then placed for the player and the banker the goal is to bet on the one who will get closest to 9 with those 2 cards, Face cards are worth 10. If your combination of cards is over 9, you drop the first digit of the combination, so 19 becomes 9, 11 becomes 1, etc. The bonus cards come into play when one or both players combination of their 2 cards is under 5.
What she said “joey dont leave this engine. Whats on section. Ladies and gentleman this 35 berkan threads and nations. Thank you. Is bad since i...... miss pam” Me: no clue
Thank you so much for making these videos, they’re among some of my favourites! I couldn’t get tingles with the first woman cause she’s British, I’m British too and find it difficult to get tingles from someone with a similar accent to me. Not sure if it’s just me being weird or if it’s a common thing 😂
Sweet haircut dude! I lol'd during your introduction. The realness of your videos is so good. I live in the US and nobody gives a shit about what's true anymore, so I come to you. :D
@@findcalm Maybe one day when I learn how to save money, lol. And you're right. Waiting out the storm is what I wanna do...but we'll see how our November president election goes then I'll decide. :D
@@findcalm Also, in case anybody reads this (exceedingly unlikely, I know) I made this comment at 5:30 PM, which means it was at least 12:30 AM for Mr. Calm. You're way too good of a content creator. :)
45 minutes needed the first woman to earn $1.70 from you, and 7 minutes the second woman for $30. I think I know who of them both got the higher provision at this day. :-D
hehe not sure if there's a provision system ... but yeah, she definitely put me to sleep. I'd also love to research if men spend more when attractive women are nearby (probably yes:)
Sei bloß vorsichtig mit dem Spielen, das fängt genauso an wie bei dir im Moment und schaukelt sich alles immer weiter hoch.. Trotzdem immer top Videos!
Gambling should be illegal. It's just consensual theft that doesn't feel like theft. I used to work in a sports betting shop and it was disgusting how many people we robbed of their wages. Running an online casino is the dream, so much profit for so little work
Don't like it, don't play it. Many people enjoy the game and experience itself and the betting sweetens it. People go to a Movie or a Amusement Park and no one expect to get their money back and they spend plenty of money their. It's a similar situation for most Casino goers. And as far as those who are addicted to gambling to the point of dysfunction, those people would just replace their destructive habit with something else destructive if gambling was illegal since it is a mental illness. Everyone else should not be punished because of someone else's defect.
I come back to this video often to see if anyone gives any clues for whom is the artist who made the music betweeen minute 9:00- 30:00...Sadly no one knows :'(
I think the first croupier was British but with a northern accent vs. southern accent with the second croupier - I'm no expert, just based on my experience as an American watching way too much British television :)
I would bet 2 dollars on black everytime and then 1 dollar on the 1st 12 that way even if you don't win the first 12 and you get a black, you still win a dollar. Love your videos brotha.
I've been watching this casino series almost every night for the past two weeks, they're really great! thanks for losing money for us
Run it to the baccarat section everytime
Are you getting excessive ads regarding this but aren’t into the game or gambling in general?
say12thebear that would be Google for you :)
This man is a great person, he will to sacrifice his own money for our tingles. 🤗
haha
20:38 He calls out the guy in the chat for saying the dealer has a fake face. What a hero.
Thanks for pointing it out
He is a good guy
He kinda posted cringe with the "m'lady" thing tho haha
@@OnlyWaifuYT yeah that made me spew a bit but I chose to overlook it
Simp
Sometimes they talk straight, sometimes like they're in Twin Peaks dreamworld. It must be intentional for some reason.
I'm thinking about the dealers on their tea break in the staff canteen having a blether.
Do you want a cup of tea Mags?
Aye, cheers Sandra, two sugars Doll.
Fancy doing my shift tomorrow, Davie on the door has asked me out.
Naw, can't do it doll, I've got elocution lessons tomorrow
Dreamy voice for the thirsty folk and relaxing environment
So yeah maybe that's my last Casino video:D but it was fun and relaxing. hope you don't mind the music (sometimes) and my commentary (will probably make a version without me talking)
What about more talking and less Casino?
More casino! This stuff is gold. Start a patron for cash
Hope so
I like you talking in it! Your voice is relaxing
Thank you for these!!! I like these casino vids and fall asleep very quickly. Glad it may be the last time cause I wouldn’t want you to get addicted! Take care ❤️❤️❤️
Edit: your commentary is hilarious. 😂
The first thirty seconds is like watching sims talk irl
Sick name
I like when the ladies wake up out of their casino dealer trance to respond to the chat.
These women speak English the way you run in a dream: it’s happening but it’s awkward and frustrating.
muselius13 fun fact: the reason why running in a dream is so frustrating is bc u need spatial visual cues that you are moving forward + since are asleep you can’t contract your legs muscles (obviously), thus no accelerated heartbeat or other signs of fatigue, this leads to why an accurate representation of a dreamy running session is relatively impossible for your brain to create during your sleep 💤
I thought only I ran really awkward in my dreams. This feels good now.
Running in a dream is the worst sensation; I can tell my body isn't really moving, so this leads to a perception that I'm trying to run with sandbags tied to my legs.
You're guys legs are made of Linguini too? Thought it was just me
So accurate 😂
The camera angle switches on the roulette tables are hilarious.
Roulette by Michael Bay
My dad always used to tell me 'only bet what you can afford to lose'... gambling is good fun when under control. These videos are great, I think casinos have tapped into the basic concepts of ASMR for a very long time...they understand the hypnotic effect of soft sounds and a calming environment. Maybe you could just make these every now and again to limit the losses.
I hope we don't get him addicted 😂
10:46 I love that girl, she acts like she doesn't give af and I like how she always says "noo more bessss laddess nn gentalmen" especially when she's doing the card games
Her name is Marika; she's been in a few other ASMR videos.
Wtf are these women saying!? Seriously it’s weird, but still relaxing nonetheless. Love the confused commentary too.
The third one keeps going on about warzone
They all seem to be reacting to a conversation we can't see or hear. Very surreal.
Love these videos! All excellent! Just a shame you have to lose all your money to entertain us! Set up patreon or tip jar maybe your viewers can help you out. Don’t get in too deep friend, gambling is dicey! All that dopamine and endorphin flying about... The videos of you simply talking are excellent too! X
Was "Unintentional" referring to losing all your money or the ASMR?
I’ve always thought that those women are bots or virtually created
They are so odd, all their movements are so controlled and their speech patterns are weird also.
I like to imagine they are aliens pretending to be humans and they just act like they think we do. Idk what they want human money for tho
If they are robot, I'll definitely make a copy and paste for my personal use... 🤔
My favorite part of this video is calm's slow descent from "curious content creator" to "degenerate gambler whisper-yelling at cards."
Welcome to the club!
I love the gambling videos, especially the card game ones. I try to decipher their gibberish, which is half english half their native language. I also laugh at how disinterested they seem to be....
I mean imagine how mind numbingly boring this job must be
This is very strange world, what bizarre accents these girls have. None of it seems real, and that one with the weird music. It sounded like boards of Canada lol. This is all very peculiar.
So accurate, very boc like
Very glad to see fellow boc fans here
I think the first lady was English. Just from the North of England instead of London. Never the less still really relaxing 👍🏻
No she has a london accent
@@gunsmokegaloreyt6840 you might be right.
9:32 🤣🤣🤣 what the hell was that, incredible voice of her, hypnotizing. This was the best video 👌 until today man.
😂😂 “what the hell was that”
59:57 "I think you have problems, you need doctor" 😂
Bless you for removing ads ✌🏼🤙🏽
I have seen these video casinos on RUclips before. You are the first person to play like an average human. Usually people are betting 100 to 200 a pop.
I love that the Casino ASMR is getting traction; it's so fun to watch from the US
This is very hypnotizing... After an hour I feel in a pleasantly sleepy mood...
Find calm has developed a full blown gambling addiction in the name of asmr, devotion at its finest
Play on. I like this relaxing baccarat mumbling.
Dammit, I was just about to fall asleep and then I burst out laughing at "is that someone screaming in a dungeon in the background?" 😂😂
Wait when?
even watching this is so addictive xD
For real I lost all my money on my hypothetical bets lmfao #sparechange?
I don't get Baccarat at all... like... at all.
Same lol. I’ve watched all of his gambling videos and I still don’t understand it!
It’s kinda easy when it clicks the point of the game is to see who can get closer to 9 without going over all cards from 1-9 will be added together and if it goes over 9 it will go back to 0 and start over say you have a 6 and a 6 you would have 2 then face and ten are authomatily ten and are neutral and do nothing. And then they randomly put bonus cards idk why lol
Michael Uskiewicz w a t ? ? ?
@@byeeesksksk3108 You can bet on the banker, player, or tie. 2 cards are then placed for the player and the banker the goal is to bet on the one who will get closest to 9 with those 2 cards, Face cards are worth 10. If your combination of cards is over 9, you drop the first digit of the combination, so 19 becomes 9, 11 becomes 1, etc. The bonus cards come into play when one or both players combination of their 2 cards is under 5.
2:00 they must have an in-house makeup artist who gives them all the exact same makeup... because they did her dirty :(
Your quiet commentary is hilarious! 😆
I lost too much money watching this and I didn’t even play? 😂😭 Good thing I don’t go to real casinos
What she said “joey dont leave this engine. Whats on section. Ladies and gentleman this 35 berkan threads and nations. Thank you. Is bad since i...... miss pam”
Me: no clue
I came for the casino ASMR but stayed for the commentary 😂😂
43:23 I remember her from another video lol. She has a super relaxing voice :)
I think she was a Bond Girl in Thunderball.
Thank you so much for making these videos, they’re among some of my favourites! I couldn’t get tingles with the first woman cause she’s British, I’m British too and find it difficult to get tingles from someone with a similar accent to me. Not sure if it’s just me being weird or if it’s a common thing 😂
I find these videos to be very relaxing.
What website do you use?
This is the exact feeling of watching your online lectures in a 80F room while you slowly fade out of consciousness
Bro, when you zoomed on that low-balance text I laughed so hard lol. Meanwhile, in the background... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sweet haircut dude! I lol'd during your introduction. The realness of your videos is so good. I live in the US and nobody gives a shit about what's true anymore, so I come to you. :D
thanks..sweet moving to Europe? the grass is always greener on the other side though ;)
@@findcalm Maybe one day when I learn how to save money, lol. And you're right. Waiting out the storm is what I wanna do...but we'll see how our November president election goes then I'll decide. :D
@@findcalm Also, in case anybody reads this (exceedingly unlikely, I know) I made this comment at 5:30 PM, which means it was at least 12:30 AM for Mr. Calm. You're way too good of a content creator. :)
@@RobotDinosaur election’s tomorrow, pls update with your decision 🤔😏
I would spend all day long only watching these beautiful dealers that make me feel relaxed.
45 minutes needed the first woman to earn $1.70 from you, and 7 minutes the second woman for $30. I think I know who of them both got the higher provision at this day. :-D
hehe not sure if there's a provision system ... but yeah, she definitely put me to sleep. I'd also love to research if men spend more when attractive women are nearby (probably yes:)
The dealer at 30:45 hello 😍
I like keeping this in the background, feels like I'm socializing. Weird.
9:32 Girl : Talks simlish
Findcalm : What the hell was that?!?
These are my current favorites from you! Love their voices and your commentary :)
Omg I love this 😍
Watch the automatically generated English subtitles.
I'm pretty sure the dealers are automatically generated English subtitles
Hahahaha I just saw one “thank you Rosa, you’re getting fish” ... 😂😂😂 dying
You've such relaxing voice yourself
I love that I can almost hear what they’re saying but not quite
Sei bloß vorsichtig mit dem Spielen, das fängt genauso an wie bei dir im Moment und schaukelt sich alles immer weiter hoch..
Trotzdem immer top Videos!
This is the kind of music they played during the sensual scenes in Silk Stalkings.
Did you Add the music? I Wonder If you know the song/songs. Ps don’t gamble all of your money bcuz making an Asmr video 😁 love from Sweden
no, unfortunately they add the music sometimes
find calm Alright! Thanks anyway, i liked the last one, it was chill. Ty for all the vids
"Is there someone screaming in a dungeon in the background?!" Love your sense of humour, Sir (,:
9:41 "what the hell was that" lmao
How does one even apply for a job like this?? Lol
You know what? This is even more calming if you reduce speed down to 0.5x lolol
Could you please upload both versions, the no commentarry raw footage aswell?
yeah I will
Gambling should be illegal. It's just consensual theft that doesn't feel like theft. I used to work in a sports betting shop and it was disgusting how many people we robbed of their wages. Running an online casino is the dream, so much profit for so little work
Don't like it, don't play it. Many people enjoy the game and experience itself and the betting sweetens it. People go to a Movie or a Amusement Park and no one expect to get their money back and they spend plenty of money their. It's a similar situation for most Casino goers. And as far as those who are addicted to gambling to the point of dysfunction, those people would just replace their destructive habit with something else destructive if gambling was illegal since it is a mental illness. Everyone else should not be punished because of someone else's defect.
They sound like my 5 year old imitating me talking, they are just blatantly making up words
Do they purposely talk with the player not being able to understand them fully?
I come back to this video often to see if anyone gives any clues for whom is the artist who made the music betweeen minute 9:00- 30:00...Sadly no one knows :'(
What she said: “complimensta winners blazing ets bees”
“Compliments to winners place your bets please”
Man needs to start winning
My favorite. 💗 Thank you!
I think the first croupier was British but with a northern accent vs. southern accent with the second croupier - I'm no expert, just based on my experience as an American watching way too much British television :)
Make more of these i love the Bavaro girls. Gives me good vibes
What site is this?
14:10 CC: “thanks reside is rain high and even number 2”
10:25 😂 just some of the reserve employees kept in the basement
Repeating "betting time is over good luck" for hours
Why do they remind me of The Stepford Wives?
Best one is found with the game with the wheel spins, not dream catcher the other one :)
I love these vids so much
The camera angles make it feel like a video game. I always love those, such weird accents. 15:57 sounds like a porn
I would bet 2 dollars on black everytime and then 1 dollar on the 1st 12 that way even if you don't win the first 12 and you get a black, you still win a dollar. Love your videos brotha.
I’m a guy and I’m uncomfortable by what some of these dudes are saying in the chat
17:17 "You're hot, come on, let's do this"
Hilarious! 🤣
What languages are being spoken
More than one at the same time.
Cruppier language idk
The Sims Gambling Life
What's the fuzondoo zero section?
Do you have to bet when you're in these "rooms" or can you just put money on your balance and then sit there watching? Asking for a friend 👀👀👀👀
you need a balance to even get to watch. And you'll get a message if you're inactive for too long
find calm Like if you take too long during your toilet break?
10:24 I'm falling out of my chair!!! Lol 🤣
I did it again. Lol. Love these!
"big payment finally" 4 euro lol :p
Yeah these are eastern european ladies
9:00 he sounds like "wowww" vine guy
“Balance too low” 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Oh man, you are gonna make me compulsive gambler 🤣🤣🤣
16:03 “she’s coughing”
The multiple cameras in the roulette is bizarre. She'd get some real neck troubles after doing that for hours
I love falling asleep to daddy losing money
I think the girl at 28:00 was in the card video too
I feel like the way they speak English is what English speakers sound to people who don’t speak english
wohnst du in schleswig holstein? weil ja nur da online casino erlaubt ist
"Oh no, Friendly Ghost, you're wrong. I need love, not medicine." W H A H T is she talking about??
Who is that dealer? She's a real beauty. wow :)