Unintentional ASMR Casino ♠️ WOW! These 2 Mumbling Baccarat Dealers will put you to SLEEP
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When she said "Glockteen furball player congrats......pla your be......backer player...no bets black to you....thanks fuer da game". I really felt that.
Around 43:05 😀
🤣🤣🤣
hahahaha good one, dale
i felt it too, all the way up my spine
these tingles are way too good
haha this got me good
I feel like i watched a "how does english sound like to people who don't speak it" kind of video
lol me too
😂
I was just thinking the same thing
Have you seen this Italian song that is supposed to sound like English to a non-English speaker? ruclips.net/video/-VsmF9m_Nt8/видео.html
@@NightSkyJeff oh my God, that song! 😂😂😂 When was that made?
the indiscernible speaking along with the fact that I have no idea how to play this game makes this video truly mystifying
This video made me learn to play a game I don’t even know the name of
@@Zogitar it's blackjack I think
@@noraeld5020 Blackjacks goal is to get as close to 21 as possible without going above it, in this you get 2 cards and whoever is closest to 10 wins, if they hit 10 their count will restart at 1, the only thing I don’t get is what determines if they get a third card.
@@Zogitar i think if youre under a certain number you get a third card. its either 6 or 7 from what ive gathered
Indecipherable*
The first lady has probably the most calming voice I've ever heard, beautiful.
Ikr!!
That is kinda how I talk when I get super depressed and life has so little meaning that the thought of suicide is pointless. I doubt she has seen the light of day in a month.
@@atashgallagher1631 pretty sure she just has a soft voice jesus christ
i keep coming back to her because she is so calming
@@atashgallagher1631 How narcissistic to think everyone is like you lol
"What was the last thing she said to you?"
"Gleer tiem, bullock vue birthday prayer, congraturlashuns thank you furball player."
heleur lays and gelin
😂😅
forget english she’s straight up speaking simlish 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
I imagine this is what English sounds like to non-English speakers.
yeS, EXACTLY.
@George Jungle ⛷ ayo ⛷
XD
Now I know how the locals here in Okinawa feel. Oof.
as someone who used to not speak English, I can confirm
Your Wife Is At Home And You’re Out Gambling Away Your Life Savings ASMR
if that amount on the lower left was his life's savings he aint' got no life fam'
Nothing like gambling away my life saving 1 dollar at a time
@@111455 that's what's left lol.
@@111455 That 100€ life savings lol
Isn’t he AT home to..?
I wonder what she was thinking when the player was betting 1 Euro for the whole hour
There are many players playing there, not just him, and I doubt she can see how much they bet
I play the same online casino and rarely bet more than 1 euro. Very rarely 2 euros.
she probably sees it all the time and doesn't think about it much
@@Tepadjwhat casino is this?
@@alexbain87 Unibet platform, not sure where they actually run these physically.
For some reason this reminds me of some kind of dark web stream. I was waiting for people to start placing bets on someone’s life.
Michael hiyama lol grim take, but I like it.
@@kdguro 😅
Or looking for a sign that she needs help
@@sayakapie
Perhaps blinking in Morse code
Yea, I got the vibe some was going to be murdered....
Reminds me of The Sims 'language' at times
Woohoo
simlish
Soom soom 👋
Yup
Common schnada
The first girl is an asmr legend and she most likely doesn’t even know it 😭
yes! I want more from this “shiny like a diamond girl” as I call her, soooo bad!
@@xo1hrt4celineox 20:28
she needs her own channel 😂
@@xo1hrt4celineox 20:27
The lil hand thing she does when she says "No more bets. Good luck to you!" fills me with such serotonin ✨
same here. Her movements are so elegant and gentle
It freaks me out!
@@daphne4983- Why? It looks so smooth ❤
Don't worry the dealers speak English...
The dealers English : C𝙹リ⊣∷ᔑℸ ̣ ⚍ꖎᔑℸ ̣ ╎𝙹リᓭ ||𝙹⚍'∷ᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ 𝙹リꖎ|| ∴╎リリᒷ∷ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎᔑᓭℸ ̣ ⊣ᔑᒲᒷ.
Looks like the language only yautja can translate (the predators from Aliens vs predators)
@@TheHardestPill I know. I think it translates to, it'll be hot this week. Prepare to either rip spines and skulls out or hold on 18...
Y'all laugh, but my man had to find the lost city of Atlantis for this keyboard.
I thought I was the only one who couldn't understand what she was saying lol 😆
@@AfroMan187 Thanks Lt. Rico, it's good to know the effort was appreciated.
im more facinated with the cards being scanned as she takes them out
I didn’t even notice until you said something
You can see the laser light on the table right in front of her
Ohh I didn’t even notice that and was wondering how the thing at the bottom knew
@@shay1330 I thought it was that red thing below the pile of cards that would scan the bar codes as she wipes the cards above it right after drawing them.
@@oj92 It is. She also scans her ID Card at the beginning there.
This lady behaves a little like an Android. Her smooth, elegant and repetitive moments, flawless actions and pleasant but garbled voice and how she effortlessly slides those cards across the table. Like something you’d see an on intergalactic space cruise.
Futurama vibe :D
Or in R.Kelly's house.
You're one of the very few that realize they are among us.
@@thepostfk AMOGUS REFERENCE?!?!?
SUS ALERT?!?!? 😳😳😳😳😳
@@drapoel120 It's just a saying man
20:28 "Shinny like a diiiamond", clear as day.
Man I'm glad I read the comments because I thought I was having a seizure or some shit lol.
😂
Lmfao!!!!
Me too 😆
The amount of money some of those people are losing is actually insane. There's like 2 whales in that session and I watched them bet 3 times in a row into the 1,000's and lost all 3 times.Yikes
They may have a lot of money to begin with so they dont mind losing it. If they have $1,000,000 and lose $1,000 that's only .1% which is same as someone with $10,000 betting $10
@ISledgehammerI lol
@@EdddSaid Well, you've never met an actual millionaire because they would rather step on a new-born puppy than lose 1% of their money.
Do you know what site this is or a similar one with a live table that you’d recommend?
@@suicidalthotsG59SB this can be got to using william Hill in the UK, probs overseas
It’s a good thing they don’t make them smile the whole time, like they make all the actors do at the Disney parks. Imagine if you had to smile throughout this whole damn game without resting your face muscles?
Now that I think about it, it would be awful. In general I think is a terrible job to begin with
@@RussellTeapot It might be super repetitive, but it's got the upsides of being a quiet and simple job. I'd take this over gas station cashier work any day man.
@@PhyreI3ird ah yes, definitely
Fake smiling hurts more than just your face… it hurts your soul
You'll have face wrinkles by 25
It’s a trance. Gives the player no time to stop and think about leaving the table because it’s right on to the next one before they can consider it. Her constant stream of indecipherable mumbling keeps your mind in a busy, trance-like loop, further impeding critical thought. Overall everything in the atmosphere here just makes it easier to just keep playing. That’s my best guess as to why she’s mumbling and everything is so smoothy fast and mechanical and trance-like. There’s probably millions of dollars of researched psychology behind all this. It’s kind of cool.
I would add that every movement is studied. Every gentle gest of the hand tells you your are safe and secure. Perfect for lowering your defenses and alert state so you keep on trusting this environment and it's velocity.
You are both weird. Shes a model lol her job is to draw attention to the cards, not herself. The models are trained to keep as much focus on the cards as possible. Thats why she talks softly, and moves within the same few movements without deviation.
Dear, @@DangleeeenAnkle sorry to burst your little bubble of reality, but your are naif as hell if you truly dismiss perceptions that ilude your mind for the sake of a shallow assumption that a model is just a model and not a job thought for specific goals. I've lost at the amount of syllables, didn't I? Lol.
@@DangleeeenAnklethey wouldn’t put this much effort into the models look and movements if the only point was to look at the cards.
Well said! Excellent Analysis. 👍
my best theories:
1. they're hammered
2. they're not allowed any sleep
3. they're robots
4. all the above
Don Juan 🤣🤣🤣
10 years from now, when this video pops up in our recommendations, we'll have come no closer to deciphering any of this
"Double true"? "Double choo"? "Double chew"? "Double shoo"? "Double shoe"? Does she even know...??
@@RDFB101 Both of these dealers use the expression 'double true' when the 'Bank' and the 'Player' are each dealt an extra card. I have no idea what it means! Double throw?
@@RDFB101 pretty sure it's double draw with a heavy accent
20:28 ✨shining like a diamond✨
I love that the table has marks from where the cards are constantly placed
Only just noticed that lol
I knew this would be good when she started with "hey hey hey hellur laddies un gentlin."
Hey hey people Sseth here
I'm sure they also need to talk quietly because there are multiple tables being filmed in the same room as well
Ohhh I never thought about that, makes sense though
Yeah, but why do they speak gibberish?
@@AnalyticalMenace they are speaking very fast.
@@AnalyticalMenace probably bc they repeat the same sentences over and over again, so they end up mumbling
@@luchirimoya It's because English is not their native language and they probably just learned some key phrases to be able to deal baccarat.
The background noise reminds me of people boarding a plane.
Dag dag
She sounds like a flight attendant too with the mannerisms and relaxing voice. You just need the little airplane beeps. “Teen tun, welcome aboard!”
The lady be like: fuck my life this guy is betting 1euro for like 4 hours
Exactly what I was thinking lmaooo
Two years later And this comment is still funny.
1 funny for 1 euro @@michaelgarcia5051
She looks bored out of her mind, and the few times she smiles, it never quite reaches her eyes. I like to imagine she's a futuristic android casino worker.
That's how you feel when you are being exploited for very long work ships I guess
She is leagly blind
@Glob Galobus it is a job indeed, but if you have to act like a robot for so many hours because your job is too monotonous maybe there is a problem there.
@Glob Galobus maybe your situation doesn't let you to apply for something better or you think it's worthied for the money you get/need. In both cases doesn't mean it's not an explotation of the worker (almost any job is anyway so).
@RussianFury469
Why are you mad lol
Nothing relaxes me more than losing the other half of my money to another woman that I can't understand
😂😂💀
This is gold
@g3nwell Hz mail order brides 🤣
@Torunder one of the greatest comments I've ever read in my life.
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This seems similar to the 'customer voice' some of us unfortunately have to pick on. Sometimes things get automatic. At work we use templates and the same responses all the time so yes it can get robotic and you end up being impersonal and I suppose the situation here is similar. You sometimes find yourself repeating stuff you've been trained to say without realising what you're saying because you've been saying the same thing for 8 hours or more a day. Plus in some mind numbing jobs, it's more comfortable to just go into auto mode and not think about what you're really saying.
Miruna yeah I bet she's thinking about stuff completely different than card dealership and she's truly just on autopilot lol
@@charweyyTowards the end of my work day, I have debates with myself over what I should make for dinner! And when I did work that didn't involve customers so it was just manually updating records, I genuinely just thought about holidays I wanted to book.
Ever since I found this video I can't stop coming back. The first girl is just something out of this world!! I love her mumbling repetitiveness. It's perfect
Pure bliss. And that blank stare but every now and then the most s u b t l e emotion
Ngl that hand movement at 2:43 was suuuper smooth
Sitting in a room all day dealing for a camera with zero feedback of any kind, zero human interaction, performing the same actions and saying the same exact things has to be a depressing job.
The dealers can interact with each other between their turns at the table, and the players can send messages to their dealer over text. (Some dealers really engage their players a lot) Honestly, that’s about the amount of interaction I deal with at my job lol
They did about 20 minutes work each. There are factory workers who do this all day, every day. But you probably don't care because they're not attractive women.
@@gpk6458 *in this video. It's quite likely this is a whole shift of work for them.
It is a depressing job lmao and we for a fact are not allowed to speak from tables between changes or behind camera at ALL
@@gpk6458 why are you so resentful and hostile
i am so fascinated by the production behind this... like who are these women... is it always on air... what country are they in
At times you can hear some Russian convo in the back so probably there lol
it is undoubtedly a 24/7 operation.
any downtime is lost customers as gamblers will simply find a different place to bet.
a lesser reason but also worth mention is: any downtime is potential profits they aren't making.
Background is russian
@@dmitrych1528 huh I thought it was serbian, thanks for the info dude.
@@Kalleosini it's russian background there but she can be another nationality such as Georgian, Armenian, Osetian, Azerbaijani or another one
They are so robotic and elegant and I live for when they deviate ever so slightly for an itch, irritation or adjustment.
The dealer: *incoherent english"
RUclips subtitles: [Music]
The subtitles: "my girlfriend..... no but god to you..... football player"
Me: Ah yes, I see 🤔
Guluk tyou = good luck to you
Guluk nexrund = good luck next round
Nonu bes = no new bets
Thanksferthegame = thanks for the game
Best asmr ever.
Dealerspeak
Betzklogluktyu = Bets closed, good luck to you.
Gulak to you
Gulag to you
sounds like some bastardised version of russian language
If you're in danger, blink twice
She looks twenty with forty years experience
I'm relaxed but also incredibly disturbed at the same time.
The first girl is definitely the best of all the videos of this kind that you've uploaded.
@Chica 13 same
the sound of the cards being pulled from that holder is really satisfying
Shluck shluck, zseeeu.
The first dealer should have her own Asmr channel! She is so good at this 💖
her hand movements are fantastic on top of everything else she got going on
The girl with the bangs puts me to sleep every time. More of her please.
she speaking that sims language
If you play it backwards you can hear them sing "Rich Girl" by Gwen Stefani
I'm DYINGGGG
and if you want to play it upside down then guluktyou
It's a bit sad at 20:27 when she tries to add something a bit more personal but suddenly stops herself as if she did something bad.
Anymore videos with the first dealer? She’s the best.
Facts
You guys have to turn the captions ON. Relaxing and hilarious.
Doesn't work though 🤷♀️
"no but god to you"
Wait... what? 😳
"Wedding time's right there for your pleasure"
The time has come lads
👍 Brilliant.
Many great moments. But one that caught my eye...
Shortly after 3:15, it translates it as:
" [Music] "
Even they are confused 😂 they write, then pause then "music" lmfao
I feel like I watched enough of these videos to finally understand what they're saying it feels like I learned a new language
Wow at 6:20 she almost put HERSELF to sleep, powerful. This is mesmerizing.
She is very tired
I kinda wish more "unintelligible" asmr was like this, sentences that sound english but also doesn't at the same time.
Every time she says "no new bets good luck to you" she gets less and less clear 😭
@@falconeshieldten glocks to you
My only confusion was, was she speaking English the entire time lol
Hurk myn mia boor rath.
Pretty sure it's Simlish
The real question is, does she have sandwich breath?
Ute Uncle Barry they don’t have sandwiches in Puerto Rico
The entire time she was speaking english.. Some of it is barracat lingo and she does this for a living so speaks fairly quickly, its all procedure stuff, I love how she strings together words. It took me so long to realise shes been saying "for player" Sounded like "furf there" whatever that was lol
The first dealer is still my favourite and whenever I come to this video I almost always fall asleep before the second dealer comes on. I’ve tried a few of the other videos like this but no one hits the mark like the first dealer in this video.
Ok :)
@@findcalm please make more videos with her😭😭😭😭😭🤲🏼🤲🏼🤲🏼
The little chip collecting sound when you win is very satisfying.
I appreciate you spending money to allow us to experience this
Mom, can we get the English language?
Mom: We have the English language at home
The English language at home:
hahahahaha wtf man
I hate that I had this exact thought
😭
Nonubets gluck t u
That's some quality mumbling. Even the substitles didn't know what they were saying
I come back to this video for the first chick every few months and I always go read the comments again and get upset I can’t like all the hilarious ones more than once. I go to like them and they’re already liked. It’s almost as if I have the same sense of humor as I do.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I know I live for that s***
About 9 minutes in she giggled at your username and I bet she tells her friends about odd usernames she sees while dealing lol very soothing tone that she has either way, and I've found myself down an online casino rabbit hole because of you, even if I don't fully understand the rules of the games.
9:17
@@reinstate317 Hey nice RUclips profile picture, Noctis is great as is FFXV!
@@Psydrre 💖
22:30 she literally ran away, understandable.
I died from laughter at this part but soon after I realized how sad it is.
This job would literally drive me nuts
Not quite literal.
Eu não entendi por q ela fugiu,vc poderia me explicar?eu não falo inglês e nem tenho muita noção do jogo e de como é um sistema de cassino,eu apenas escuto e assisto por q me relaxa,mas parece q tem algo por trás,já q nós comentários muitos falam como se elas estivessem em perigo, alguém pode me explicar porque isso?
Aqui no meu país cassinos e qualquer tipo de jogo de azar(exceto jogo de bicho) são proibidos,então eu não sei nada sobre cassinos ou melhor cassinos online,quanto se recebe,quem são os donos,ou qualquer outro tipo de coisa,então alguém por favor poderia perdoar a minha falta de informação e me explicar o por que ela fugiu ou por q muitos dos comentários dizem que elas estão em perigo?
It's almost maddening trying to understand the words, yet I fall a sleep sane
I love how fluid her movements are, the girl with bangs, and does it all while maintaining eye contact with the camera. She’s really good 💙
I watch these. I still have no god damn idea how to play baccarat. It makes absolutely no sense.
I’m not certain on the rules but I believe the objective is to place a bet on whoever you think will get closest to a total of 9. If your card total goes over 10 then you only count the last digit, so for example 16 becomes 6. Then if your total is anything under 5, you get another card. Finally, picture cards don’t have a value, and aces only count as 1. How the actual betting rules work though is beyond me! It’s a fun game to play by yourself though, or with a friend.
For example:
Banker gets: 2+9. = 11, so his total is 1. Because he’s under 5, he gets another card. He draws 6, and his overall total is then 7.
Player gets: king+6= 6. That’s his finishing total, so the banker wins. It’s basically your task to place a bet on whoever you think will win, but it’s essentially a 50/50 bet unless you bet on a tie. I don’t know why they ‘burn’ cards at the start, I presume to prevent people from card counting.
Just to clarify the betting information, if you bet on the player winning, then you get twice your bet back if you win, if you bet on the banker, then you get back 1.95 times your bet and if you bet on a tie you get back nine times the amount of your bet (8:1 odds) you get eight times your bet plus your original bet back for a total of nine. You can also place side odds on whether the player or banker or both will get dealt a pair. If you bet correctly, then you get back twelve times your original bet.
Relatively pointless to learn if you're not going to play a lot of it but there's a tableau that determines whether or not you draw the third cards and essentially you're adding all the cards and whoever is closest to 9 wins. Once you go over 9 your hand becomes "baccarat" essentially meaning 0 (so if you have 6 and 4 your hand totals 0, 6 and 6 totals 2) If you are the same point value and there's no more cards to be drawn you tie.
If within the initial deal either side is a natural (8 or 9 points) no more cards will be dealt and whoever is higher point value wins
If within the initial deal player has 6 or 7 points total they will stand (meaning they draw no more cards for that hand)
If within the initial deal bank has 7 points total they will stand
^^ Apply these rules for the rest as well
If within the initial deal bank has less than 2 points then player and bank will both draw a third card (unless player is 7,8,9 points as stated above)
If within the initial deal bank has 3 points then both sides will draw unless the third card of the player is an 8 face value (not total points)
If bank has 4 points then it will draw a third card when the players third card has a face value of 2-7
If bank has 5 points then it will draw a third card when the players third card has a face value of 4-7
If bank has 6 points then it will draw a third card when the players third card has a face value of 6-7
If the initial two cards adds up to 6-6 , 6-7 or 7-7 then no more cards are dealt and whoever has the higher point value wins/ties
This is what it sounds like when you only have half the letters of the alphabet in your vocabulary.
I've watched this like 5 times and I still have no idea what's going on.
If Sims programers wanted to create a Sims poker casino build in their games. They now know they have about a hour of prerecorded dealer audio all set up for them to use.
Play time chk chk best luk to you
that first girl ! honestly... I still think about her at random. Shes amazing
The first dealer has - IMO - a great, ASMR voice/way of talking.
So soothing. At certain points it sounds exactly like sim-glish. Although how she doesnt get rugburns on her hands and arms in the real mystery
22:37 Me introducing myself to the people I just met on a social gathering I didn't want to attend but my extroverted friends made me do it.
💀
The subtitles are the best: 33:20 "Welcome the garbage debacle table."
🤣
I laughed so hard I farted 😂😂
Everything about that first girl is TINGLE HEAVEN! WOW! Thanks for sharing!
17:33 I'm certain I'm losing my mind but every time I watch this, I swear the person speaking in the background sounds like the begining of "shawtys like the melody in my head"
20:34 "shiny like a diamond that's so close......" *dozes off*
Her voice is so cute. I think she’s saying, “Shiny like a diamond... bets are closed.”
@@NinjaGurlPower I think she said "shiny like a diamond, that's so close to the hea...." She was about to say heart probably
@@pikachu5647 she literally said "bets are closed" they say it every time if you haven't picked that up by now
@@Methdemon no, she sang a song at that timestamp, I know "bets are closed" and "goodluck to you" were the phrases repeated often
This may have been mentioned already...The sing-songy voice is very relaxing. But. Her continually looking up at a screen (I’m guessing), added to the fact that her speech cadence is weird, it’s like her eyes are rolling back in her head while she talks backwards. Like the Devil is dealing a relaxing game of Baccarat. €1000 lost? That’s not money! Those are souls, baby!
Kind of like a Drew Barrymore Robot with a black wig.
Why does it seem like all these girls are being held against their will?
Because casino is shady business, especially in eastern Europe.
Because you feel weird things.
My kids said the same thing lol!
Because there Big Daddy does!
Evolution gaming is a legit company. They’re in the US, UK, Eastern Europe, etc. It’s not culturally the norm for Eastern Europeans to smile all the time like Americans do. In fact, it’s considered a sign of a mental illness if someone is smiling all the time. I think the fact that they aren’t smiling to our American eyes feels like they’re unhappy and don’t want to be there.
I believe that to be a wig she is wearing. That’s also a cool spaceship she’s in.
The first girl gives me so many tingles. I always fall asleep within minutes! She needs her own ASMR channel 😩
It’s like little fairies are tickling my eardrums with their tiny wings.
She says “good luck to you” so sweetly
I have no idea how to play baccarat, but this was very satisfying to watch.
I want a woman who deals Baccarat like this to hold me and tell me everything is going to be alright.
19:39 "welcome your grandma's genius bliss"
19:36*
LOL
“Welcome, newcomers. Join us please. Nice to see you all today.”
It's amazing that 40 minutes ago I never heard of this game, and now I fully understand it.
8:40
"Hi Billy, how are you?"
How random.
There's a chat window that isn't recorded here, I believe. Someone named Billy presumably said something.
Edit: Notice how she also said "Welcome here, please join us,"
Oh Billy!
i bet they have regulars they all recognize
The sound the cards make when she pulls them out, so satisfying
6:34 she starts to deeply contemplate the futility of human existence, but snaps out of it
Idk why listening to other people quietly lose money is so relaxing, but it is
The first card dealer is really lovely. Amazingly relaxing voice and movements.
I get happy when the recorder wins
I love when she says "welcome here"
POV: you’re playing at a casino in sims 4
In the captions right when the new girl came one
She said hallow my names Diane or something and the captions read “hello I’m dying tonight” lol it just went so well with the tone of her voice.
Wow now that I seen the video of some of the disturbing things happening to these ladies on these type of games, I don’t feel like my original comment is that funny . Was she hinting at something or just a screwup on the captions?
I’ve been to some truly weird corners of RUclips over the years, but it’s rare for me to be this utterly bewildered about what I’m seeing . You’ve earned a sub
thanks:)
Everything about this video freaks me out. But the first dealer takes the cake!
This feels like a black mirror episode
PLEASE more of the first girl, she's my favorite
that "i don't effin care for that sh.." face and that angel-like voice at the same time, lol. awesome stuff
Literally every customer service job be like this.
Ngl this is one of my fav videos from you…miquette is the best asmr dealer, her elegance in her job is unmatched and I wish I had her voice.