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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
  • The Office US. Season 5 episode 14 "Stress Relief: Part 1"

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  • @CassidyParkerKnight
    @CassidyParkerKnight 6 лет назад +3600

    The thing that is maybe the absolute most impressive to me in this scene is... the fact that the actress playing the cpr instructor manages to keep a straight face during all of this 😂😂😂

    • @salamimami7720
      @salamimami7720 5 лет назад +248

      right? she really nails her role and it adds so much to the scene. that look she gives the camera when she realizes she's lost complete control 😂

    • @jesrosas8
      @jesrosas8 5 лет назад +109

      It's spot on. They must've gone through 1000 takes to get this scene right. 😂😂 I've seen bloopers and they crack every time.

    • @fractic4423
      @fractic4423 5 лет назад +105

      She seems like a really talented actress. At around 3:18 she starts laughing but immediatly goes back into character.

    • @haleyhaley1458
      @haleyhaley1458 5 лет назад +12

      She’s able to keep a straight face because it’s not funny. If I were in a room filled with adults who were acting like idiots and doing shit 13 year olds would find funny, I Wouldn’t be laughing either.

    • @thedoctor2405
      @thedoctor2405 5 лет назад +67

      Haley Haley you clearly haven’t seen the bloopers for this show

  • @ethanhaggerty4290
    @ethanhaggerty4290 5 лет назад +4197

    The beauty of this is the 50 different quotes you can pull from the scene that are hilarious

    • @jksbananamilk
      @jksbananamilk 4 года назад +34

      Ethan Haggerty IKKKKK I LITERALLY DIE THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE SCENE

    • @rawnuhld
      @rawnuhld 4 года назад +81

      "I would wanna live with no legs."
      "How bout no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now Kevin... You don't do anything."

    • @esoteridactyl
      @esoteridactyl 4 года назад +8

      And app perfectly in character. Perfect writing

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 4 года назад +47

      "I knew exactly what to do but in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do."

    • @ashleydixonmusicandcovers
      @ashleydixonmusicandcovers 4 года назад +32

      He has no wallet I checked lol

  • @logans.butler285
    @logans.butler285 5 лет назад +3655

    *"I'm okay with the logic of it"*
    That quote changed my life in ways I can't explain...

    • @kingofnara
      @kingofnara 4 года назад +40

      so real lol

    • @Matrix45490
      @Matrix45490 4 года назад +64

      Such a original quote tht is.. Hats off to the writer

    • @esfandyarshah6411
      @esfandyarshah6411 4 года назад +14

      Ur welcome for giving 699 likes bro

    • @watchdealer11
      @watchdealer11 4 года назад +84

      The fear of death used to keep me up at night, but after hearing Stanley say that, I legit stopped caring and just started living.

    • @usuallinkinultimate
      @usuallinkinultimate 4 года назад +21

      it's so brilliant too because he's always been that calm character in the face of Michael's insanity, so he's like I obviously can't give myself CPR. But rather than counter Michael and say that he just says "yea, logically, i'll die"

  • @jenribartolomefelipe3864
    @jenribartolomefelipe3864 5 лет назад +6443

    “First I was afraid, I was petrified”
    Died so hard when he started saying that. 😂

  • @johnp2393
    @johnp2393 4 года назад +2157

    This was probably the best 5 minutes in Sitcom history. I can't think of one scene sequence that comes close.

    • @theodorant2802
      @theodorant2802 4 года назад +164

      Fire drill?

    • @catedoge3206
      @catedoge3206 4 года назад +26

      Scott's Tots

    • @itsmeSmile
      @itsmeSmile 4 года назад +30

      This and parks and rec's ice skating bit

    • @jelleleeuwis4353
      @jelleleeuwis4353 4 года назад +5

      @Yash Patil no it doesn't even come close imo. And that's not an insult to the b99 scene, it's a compilment to this one

    • @madscat_34
      @madscat_34 4 года назад +6

      @@itsmeSmile i completely agree. This and get on your feet are the best

  • @zaray549
    @zaray549 10 лет назад +9551

    "He has no wallet, I checked" kills me every time.

    • @GuadalupeGuacamole
      @GuadalupeGuacamole 6 лет назад +29

      hhh k ditto 😂😂😂😂😂
      Every
      Damn
      Time

    • @stevangonzalez5908
      @stevangonzalez5908 5 лет назад +64

      This is not the full thing. The extended version has Michael talking about the dummy having no arms and legs in a war scenario lol

    • @Jaegered
      @Jaegered 5 лет назад +4

      Chris Benoit's Daycare christs mate if you’re that horny just head to alabama and find someones sibling

    • @Jdres123
      @Jdres123 5 лет назад +5

      Who's your worm guy?

    • @DHAdArchivez
      @DHAdArchivez 5 лет назад +4

      'he is an organ donor'

  • @TawnyC_
    @TawnyC_ 6 лет назад +4529

    "It cost us $3500."
    "$5300 for a dummy?"
    I always wondered how Michael became manager.

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 6 лет назад +348

      Apparently you've never had a manager.

    • @tjequalstd20
      @tjequalstd20 5 лет назад +185

      Shut it Toby.

    • @DocTheMedic3
      @DocTheMedic3 5 лет назад +61

      So he could manage someone else to do the numbers correctly.

    • @mrloverman2.0
      @mrloverman2.0 5 лет назад +12

      Dyslexia just like me

    • @lilyvizcaino5882
      @lilyvizcaino5882 5 лет назад +91

      He had really good sales numbers because Dundee mifflin let him make sales by having a relationship with the client. He did bad at the telemarketing place because he was only suppose to say the lines he was given instead of creating a relationship.

  • @beatjunkybg
    @beatjunkybg 9 лет назад +6342

    This and Dwight's fire drill are probably the best scenes in the series

    • @Kluneberg
      @Kluneberg 9 лет назад +127

      beatjunkybg Couldn't agree more, on both scenes I laughed so hard my kidneys hurt.

    • @abirdkilledmeh
      @abirdkilledmeh 9 лет назад +140

      +beatjunkybg Totally. Whoever wrote that episode is brilliant

    • @chiaramorra5982
      @chiaramorra5982 8 лет назад +28

      +beatjunkybg Both great! The bed bug scene it's pretty amazing too hahaha

    • @beatjunkybg
      @beatjunkybg 8 лет назад +10

      Chiara Morra Yup that one is golden too! :D

    • @GuadalupeGuacamole
      @GuadalupeGuacamole 6 лет назад +76

      “Today...smoking is going to save lives.”
      😂😂😂
      “Let the fear and surge of adrenaline guide your instincts!”
      😂😂😂

  • @kittybell1550
    @kittybell1550 4 года назад +1664

    When Kelly got up and danced I lost it

  • @worldwideshae
    @worldwideshae 5 лет назад +2116

    And to think this episode was written by the guy who plays “Toby”, literally GOLD 🤣🤣

    • @marvinracer88
      @marvinracer88 4 года назад +97

      you kidding!!!! :O amazing!!!

    • @ElieFenster
      @ElieFenster 4 года назад +100

      Jade TheGem yeah he was embarrassed by acting and was never in any scene he wrote in the whole show.

    • @jimday666
      @jimday666 4 года назад +32

      No, God no!

    • @dolphinlover3001
      @dolphinlover3001 4 года назад +75

      He’s actually a really fantastic writer. He writes great dialogue

    • @PollyBFly
      @PollyBFly 3 года назад +3

      Whoa that's amazing

  • @kcr.6708
    @kcr.6708 6 лет назад +1926

    I was disappointed when my CPR instructor did not play this scene for our class

    • @cartuneslover18
      @cartuneslover18 6 лет назад +42

      Kathryn Christel My LVN teacher played this before we did our CPR lesson! He even played Stayin’ Alive while we all performed on dummies! 🤣

    • @29nickoli
      @29nickoli 6 лет назад +14

      I just had first aid and CPR training today and my instructor played this video for us

    • @ruthcaperchione4103
      @ruthcaperchione4103 5 лет назад +3

      Mine did. He also showed us Mr. Bean doing CPR. Pick out what to do and what not to do

    • @DokiSlayer360
      @DokiSlayer360 5 лет назад +1

      Mine did

    • @majergamer
      @majergamer 5 лет назад +2

      When my class was learning CPR our teacher played this scene. It was epi

  • @mahmudkaisarjunayed7411
    @mahmudkaisarjunayed7411 5 лет назад +2059

    0:58 'No rest for the sick'.
    I have no idea how Steve Carell managed to deliver that line so naturally. He expects Stanley to give a CPR to himself when he is having a heart attack. Genius acting.

    • @DCguy1715
      @DCguy1715 5 лет назад +41

      Lol the real phrase is "No rest for the wicked."

    • @AD-ec3sm
      @AD-ec3sm 5 лет назад +41

      pako speed Denver we know. The point of loving Michael Scott is his constant misquotes

    • @DCguy1715
      @DCguy1715 5 лет назад +15

      @@AD-ec3sm I know you know but maybe the other guy didnt know so i wanted anyone thatbdidnt know to know you know?

    • @yasen2k
      @yasen2k 4 года назад +7

      pako speed Denver thank you, now i know

    • @JV-lv8rs
      @JV-lv8rs 4 года назад

      @@DCguy1715 pretty sure it's "no rest for the weary."

  • @anti_fascist
    @anti_fascist 5 лет назад +2007

    "You were in the parking lot earlier that's how I know you" WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS

    • @hoodatheist5549
      @hoodatheist5549 5 лет назад +89

      Lmao, that's what i thought. That part was hilarious.

    • @PlayaP69
      @PlayaP69 5 лет назад +132

      I imagined the writers only telling Creed about the line to film the real reactions. 😂

    • @peytongomer2305
      @peytongomer2305 5 лет назад +5

      I don’t get it

    • @michellearevalo8187
      @michellearevalo8187 5 лет назад +5

      I don’t get it

    • @PlayaP69
      @PlayaP69 5 лет назад +218

      @@michellearevalo8187 Think about you going to a conference.
      The conference is an hour or two long. It's serious information being learned. The instructor is teaching everyone important life saving techniques. Everyone else is tuned in. Everyone but you. The whole time, instead of listening, you're trying to figure out why the instructor, whom you saw walking in the building you and everyone elelse go to everyday. Half way through you interrupt and yell "I remember you from the parking lot." 😕

  • @jamesnialG
    @jamesnialG 5 лет назад +3300

    Creed has only two lines in this episode. Both are equally hilarious:
    "You were in the parking lot earlier, that's how I know you!"
    "He has no wallet. I checked."

    • @nicholasberry8456
      @nicholasberry8456 4 года назад +63

      The fire is shooting at us

    • @RambunctiousMouse
      @RambunctiousMouse 4 года назад +66

      @@nicholasberry8456 That was Andy that said that, not Creed.

    • @nicholasberry8456
      @nicholasberry8456 4 года назад +7

      Hooligan Shut up idiot head

    • @TigerCraneLove
      @TigerCraneLove 4 года назад +19

      And him dancing in his chair 🤣🤣

    • @williamchuba9397
      @williamchuba9397 4 года назад +28

      ...are you actually 9 years old? All he did was simply correct you, and I'm sure you can come up with a better rebuttal than "idiot head."

  • @shinju5105
    @shinju5105 9 лет назад +3600

    "And now Dwight knows, not to cut off the face of a real person."

    • @GuadalupeGuacamole
      @GuadalupeGuacamole 6 лет назад +32

      shinju
      One of Michael’s top lines EVERRRR😂😂😂

    • @jerodast
      @jerodast 5 лет назад +54

      I love that Dwight nods sagely, like "it's true, I do know that now." Normally when Michael says something he thinks is obvious, he'll correct him. So logically he did not previously know not to do that.

    • @davids1051
      @davids1051 5 лет назад +11

      $5,300 for a dummy?

    • @holdengreen2151
      @holdengreen2151 5 лет назад +7

      David Haha, I love Wallace’s reaction after Michael says that.

    • @paul1780
      @paul1780 5 лет назад +5

      @@holdengreen2151 Wallace's whole response during the meeting is golden. I would've loved more scenes with Michael & Him. The looks he would give 😆.

  • @GuadalupeGuacamole
    @GuadalupeGuacamole 7 лет назад +11973

    Whoever the HELL wrote this scene deserves so much god damn more than an Emmy...
    Rose:"It's been 20 seconds.”
    Kevin: "Call it."
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nicoleonlysometimes824
      @nicoleonlysometimes824 6 лет назад +30

      D Q what does that mean

    • @GuadalupeGuacamole
      @GuadalupeGuacamole 6 лет назад +304

      MarMar LikesBunnies this episode of The Office won MANY awards and has been voted the best episode of the series...in fact it was voted one of the funniest sitcom scenes in the last 20years of TV...
      I’m a nurse and CPR instructor so maybe I’m partial to the CPR humor lolol!
      And side note, I love bunnies too!
      We have a rabbit named “Morty Seinfeld” 😂

    • @jayo8571
      @jayo8571 6 лет назад +66

      When Steve was there they would improvise. I wonder if that played a part here too lol

    • @janmaartenbuis4896
      @janmaartenbuis4896 6 лет назад +189

      *Jim staring at the camera*

    • @Frostshokula
      @Frostshokula 6 лет назад +234

      MarMar LikesBunnies it means Kevin (being fat) was so wore out after just 20 seconds that he’d rather let the person die than continue exhausting himself. 😂

  • @thestranger4812
    @thestranger4812 9 лет назад +2610

    Great scene. Really lets each character shine in their own way.

    • @nicoleonlysometimes824
      @nicoleonlysometimes824 6 лет назад +22

      thestranger4812 “Clarice”

    • @louheadman6400
      @louheadman6400 6 лет назад +59

      He has no wallet. I checked.

    • @mg8553
      @mg8553 5 лет назад +3

      thestranger4812 Oscar? Wait- his personality is pretty well represented here. XD

  • @mrspeaker89
    @mrspeaker89 4 года назад +746

    "No arms or legs is basically how you exist Kevin, you don't do anything." 😂😂😂

  • @mariambaalbaki279
    @mariambaalbaki279 4 года назад +821

    "what you gonna do if you are all by yourself and your heart stops?" "im gonna die"

    • @Nideov
      @Nideov 4 года назад +55

      @whatslifetho I'm ok with the logic of it

    • @kimbojimbo6807
      @kimbojimbo6807 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣
      also,69th like, just saying :)

    • @logans.butler285
      @logans.butler285 4 года назад +6

      @Nideov That was one of the very few times I laughed watching The Office, it means a lot to me 😅

  • @kikoonthemove
    @kikoonthemove 5 лет назад +835

    "No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now Kevin, you don't do anything." GOD ASHDFGKL

    • @codytheoneandonly337
      @codytheoneandonly337 5 лет назад +22

      Kristen Van Houten it hurt my soul he fuckin slayed Kevin.

    • @ilidot5892
      @ilidot5892 5 лет назад +4

      I was looking for someone to acknowledge this! He said it so plainly so you know he meant it

    • @marthacantu4354
      @marthacantu4354 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Superspy315
    @Superspy315 7 лет назад +1518

    Just the little things make this hilarious, like Michael saying "STANLEY ARE YOU OKAY?" And subtlety looking at the camera to make sure it's recording him

    • @tofinoguy
      @tofinoguy 5 лет назад +53

      Agreed. Every time I watch this scene, I see similar subtleties. This is comedic genius. I wonder how many takes this took.

    • @TW-ug5iq
      @TW-ug5iq 5 лет назад +1

      Americans know nothing of subtlety...

    • @davids1051
      @davids1051 5 лет назад

      IKR that was so funny

    • @HawkinaBox
      @HawkinaBox 5 лет назад

      I noticed that, too XD

    • @chickennuggetsonastick2388
      @chickennuggetsonastick2388 5 лет назад +5

      TW99 what the hell is that supposed to mean?

  • @thesuperzfamilyvlog6607
    @thesuperzfamilyvlog6607 6 лет назад +2668

    No, Rose, they are not breathing, and they have no arms and legs...

    • @xMewWinx96x
      @xMewWinx96x 5 лет назад +44

      If we come across somebody with no arms or legs, do we bother resuscitating them? (I wasn't quoting the video, that's a legitimate question.)

    • @junokepler7080
      @junokepler7080 5 лет назад +33

      @@xMewWinx96x "I mean, what kind of quality of life are we having there?

    • @zxenon_
      @zxenon_ 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @davids1051
      @davids1051 5 лет назад +13

      The “Rose” part gets me XD

    • @sarthakshinde8690
      @sarthakshinde8690 5 лет назад +1

      Where are they?

  • @Izzie-hi8bg
    @Izzie-hi8bg 5 лет назад +867

    *”If he has one we only have minutes to harvest”*

    • @Trxfxlgxr
      @Trxfxlgxr 5 лет назад +34

      He has no wallet I checked

    • @Angel_hb
      @Angel_hb 5 лет назад +8

      @@Trxfxlgxr he is a doner

    • @NeuralNetProcessor
      @NeuralNetProcessor 5 лет назад +3

      @@Trxfxlgxr lol Creed is hilarious

    • @project-namka
      @project-namka 5 лет назад +8

      @@Angel_hb He is! Give me some ice from a styrofoam bucket.

    • @alexanderkaizer1095
      @alexanderkaizer1095 4 года назад +1

      @@Trxfxlgxr When, where, and why would he check if a dummy had a wallet?

  • @BasedManRich
    @BasedManRich 4 года назад +755

    Kevin: I can't keep doing this forever
    CPR teacher: it's only been 20 seconds
    Kevin: call it
    Jim: Bruh 😐

    • @videosicantfind2411
      @videosicantfind2411 3 года назад +7

      It is my favourite Kevin moment of all time. It cracks me up every time

  • @Safari87
    @Safari87 10 лет назад +3535

    You were in the parking lot earlier, thats how i know you!

    • @SAWtabl3
      @SAWtabl3 7 лет назад +124

      this
      this just kills me

    • @Monferno123
      @Monferno123 7 лет назад +23

      Safari87 I don't get it

    • @SupraSaiyaN64
      @SupraSaiyaN64 7 лет назад +424

      pokerpro59 There's nothing to get. He's simply randomly thinking aloud, which has nothing to do with what's going on around him.

    • @jordangurney3448
      @jordangurney3448 7 лет назад +220

      which is why everyone just ignores him and moves on lol so funny

    • @zonk2015
      @zonk2015 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @diamondborealis454
    @diamondborealis454 5 лет назад +3313

    “It cost us thirty-five hundred dollars”
    Michael: $5,300 for a dummy?
    😂😂

    • @pauloputu1448
      @pauloputu1448 5 лет назад +5

      Diamond Borealis what’s the episode

    • @TripleSakaTrip
      @TripleSakaTrip 5 лет назад +20

      @@pauloputu1448 The same episode that this video's scene is from, "Stress Relief, Part 1". For it's season number, please check the description.

    • @FullMetalKaliber
      @FullMetalKaliber 5 лет назад +102

      It’s amazing that they let him manage a branch when he gets numbers like that mixed

    • @joapps8135
      @joapps8135 5 лет назад +6

      FullMetalKaliber X Ummm... it's fictional comedy

    • @FullMetalKaliber
      @FullMetalKaliber 5 лет назад +57

      joapps so you’re telling me Steve Carell isn’t actually the manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch? Wow you’ve opened my eyes so wide

  • @katierose8238
    @katierose8238 6 лет назад +1270

    “I’m okay with the logic of it..”

  • @Fulcrum_28
    @Fulcrum_28 5 лет назад +1118

    “No Rose, they are not breathing, and they have no arms or legs”
    “No that’s not part of it” 😁😀😆

    • @warmpond
      @warmpond 5 лет назад +14

      Where are they?

    • @deckdaler5643
      @deckdaler5643 5 лет назад +8

      He had no arms or legs. he couldn't see hear or speak. This is how he led a nation.

    • @acekarim3836
      @acekarim3836 4 года назад

      @@warmpond l

    • @topadvicefromtoppeople4607
      @topadvicefromtoppeople4607 3 года назад

      He makes a good point about the cpr because you’re supposed to look for a do not resuscitate card on them

  • @namelastname2724
    @namelastname2724 5 лет назад +558

    "...it cost us 35 hundred dollars."
    "Five-thousand three-hundred dollars for a dummy..."

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 5 лет назад +28

      When you're boss realises you cant do math haha,.

    • @gazebo9730
      @gazebo9730 4 года назад +20

      fieldy409, what the fuck is it with you internet morons? The correct word to use is “your” rather than “you’re”. Jesus Christ, some people are so fucking stupid.

    • @paarthbatra8619
      @paarthbatra8619 4 года назад +12

      Gswaggamer your name is gswaggamer homie, learn to relax a bit

    • @gazebo9730
      @gazebo9730 4 года назад

      paarth batra yeah I have trouble

    • @gazebo9730
      @gazebo9730 4 года назад

      notchjohnson1 interesting conclusion

  • @cbodessia
    @cbodessia 7 лет назад +3348

    I love Stanley's "Oh ma gawd" when Dwight wears the mask!

  • @cheesecake134
    @cheesecake134 6 лет назад +726

    Kelly getting up to dance just sets this into hilarity overdrive.

    • @hsmathis
      @hsmathis 5 лет назад +5

      San Dan omg that's the best part

    • @leojs5673
      @leojs5673 5 лет назад +41

      Best part is we don't even *see* her getting up. The camera pans out to her and she's already dancing

  • @alessandraleigh9919
    @alessandraleigh9919 6 лет назад +4811

    When I did my CPR training this is all I could think about..it was very inappropriate of me to be laughing like I was during the seminar and whilst trying to properly do compressions on the dummy...luckily I wasn’t the only one who had seen the office and was laughing...

    • @dt4654
      @dt4654 6 лет назад +219

      as long as you did not cut the face off or mutilate the dummy tho LOL

    • @markjones1184
      @markjones1184 6 лет назад +16

      Luckily i hadnt seen this b4 training..lol

    • @garretwashburn9022
      @garretwashburn9022 6 лет назад +113

      In my CPR training they showed us this video.

    • @wolfumus
      @wolfumus 6 лет назад +50

      My mom works for a school system and they actually show this video whenever they have their seminar.

    • @hardcore4665
      @hardcore4665 6 лет назад +84

      Yo the instructor asked about the song! And I started singing “first I was afraid I was petrified” and only one person starting dying of laughter! I was like up he knows! 😂

  • @Tw1zzl3rs
    @Tw1zzl3rs 4 года назад +261

    "Now Dwight knows, not to cut the face of a real person"
    David Wallace doesn't realise how important that lesson was 😂 😂

    • @bilbebop3693
      @bilbebop3693 3 года назад +6

      We gotta FACE the facts David didn't listen in for CPR lessons

  • @everestj8527
    @everestj8527 5 лет назад +321

    When Kevin says "Call it!" Jim's face is priceless 😂😂😂

  • @ruoe
    @ruoe 6 лет назад +1144

    *I knew exactly what to do but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do*

    • @gc8596
      @gc8596 5 лет назад +20

      Me explaining why I failed my exam.. Lollll

    • @Jaegered
      @Jaegered 5 лет назад +2

      dog lover seriously? im actually enjoying scrolling through replies to see if there was any more sick perverted spastics

    • @Jaegered
      @Jaegered 5 лет назад +4

      dog lover yes... it is your fault, you replied to her in the first place, and you have a perverted mind soo...

    • @JaveOo
      @JaveOo 5 лет назад

      Ahaahhahah .. the thirst man the thirst.

    • @markdaniels7174
      @markdaniels7174 5 лет назад +2

      Somehow, this is both quintessential Michael AND more honest than he's ever been.

  • @kayrup3712
    @kayrup3712 6 лет назад +3677

    When Kelly starts dancing 😂

    • @mmedi6165
      @mmedi6165 6 лет назад +110

      Came to this video because of her. She's so freken adorable😄

    • @mp3holder94
      @mp3holder94 5 лет назад +67

      Kyrup Mc lmao I always loved her character I really wish she got more screen time and a slightly bigger role

    • @usman60606060
      @usman60606060 5 лет назад +28

      Creed does a little thing in the back too if you look at the right time!

    • @austinmyers6779
      @austinmyers6779 5 лет назад +29

      Hated Kelly.

    • @Tessitura9
      @Tessitura9 5 лет назад +18

      I started crying at that point

  • @MetalizedButt
    @MetalizedButt 5 лет назад +3522

    I love Dwight’s sound effect when he turns around slowly

    • @timwehr876
      @timwehr876 5 лет назад +159

      And his glasses are on the dummy 🤣

    • @ryatt9365
      @ryatt9365 5 лет назад +16

      @caring is creepy When in the movie?

    • @aaronshouting588
      @aaronshouting588 5 лет назад +80

      caring is creepy actually it’s from Silence of the Lambs

    • @aaronshouting588
      @aaronshouting588 5 лет назад +18

      caring is creepy no they aren’t??? Have you even seen the two? Completely different stories but with the same characters.

    • @aaronshouting588
      @aaronshouting588 5 лет назад +8

      caring is creepy ORRR..... just get your facts straight!

  • @GuadalupeGuacamole
    @GuadalupeGuacamole 6 лет назад +1566

    “No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now Kevin...you don’t do anything.”
    Michael Scott
    World’s Best Boss
    (Kevin’s face 2:15)
    😂

  • @brownie_x
    @brownie_x 5 лет назад +134

    "when your heart disappears to be working"

    • @78kurenai
      @78kurenai 5 лет назад +1

      lol you didnt know heart can disappear 😗

  • @MaxRankFirestorm
    @MaxRankFirestorm 4 года назад +87

    This has gotta go down as like one of the top 3 funniest performances in TV history. I come back to watch this scene about once every few months and still laugh hysterically.

  • @annarees2593
    @annarees2593 9 лет назад +901

    In under two minutes it went from singing I will Survive to a whole group jam and dance session to Dwight pulling out a knife and then slicing a dummy's face off and THEN wearing it complete with sound effects THIS IS IT! THIS IS AMERICAN TELEVISION and it felt more of a spiritual experience tbh 😂😂😂

    • @messi44444
      @messi44444 9 лет назад +22

      +Anna Rees haha this is what you call real comic, The Office made me laugh in every episode, and I dont mean a reguler laugh, I mean, falling down the couch , cant breath on the ground laugh XD awesome show

  • @JaviGonzo
    @JaviGonzo 6 лет назад +1102

    "To pump to the tune Stayin Alive by the Bee Gees, Do you know that song?"
    "Yes I love that song"
    Sings Gloria Gaynor lmaooooo

    • @Benjamin.J.Holliday
      @Benjamin.J.Holliday 5 лет назад +29

      Yes OMG how are you the only one who noticed then commented it. LOL. Started singing I Will Survive and nobody else noticed 🤣

    • @saulolimalemos
      @saulolimalemos 5 лет назад +19

      It's Britney, bitch

    • @whatsupyoutube202
      @whatsupyoutube202 5 лет назад +8

      @@saulolimalemos *Poker Face playing in the background*

    • @janiselmeris5705
      @janiselmeris5705 6 месяцев назад +1

      BTW, "I will survive" would also be all right beat-wise. 120 bpm is fine, if the person can manage it long enough.

  • @kerryobrien6110
    @kerryobrien6110 6 лет назад +612

    I don't think you can discount how well the actress who plays Rose the CPR Instructor pulls off the "straight man" role in this, to make the other stuff work.

    • @maximumoccupancy
      @maximumoccupancy 5 лет назад +44

      First of all, how dare you assume she is straight. You are what's wrong with today's society that is leading to millions of homosexual suicides. The fact that people like you feel the need to assume that every person you meet is straight is basically racism for sexual orientation and you should not sleep well knowing that you are a modern day Hitler. Second, how dare you say that a woman pulls off a man! What about that character made you think that she was somehow a man!? Or did you mean "pull off" in the disgusting, abusive sexual way, which is even worse than assuming that a woman would pretend to be a man for no reason? Are women nothing more than objects to you who do nothing more than give you sexual pleasure, such as "pulling off" straight men? I honestly hope you don't start a family, Kerry. I pity your wife and any daughter you may have for they would be nothing but sexual objects for you to abuse and dictate like a slave owner in the 1800s. I also pity any son that you may have, or any child at all, since you would just assume that they are straight and would cause them a great amount of emotional and mental trauma and stress likely ending in suicide. You are honestly one of the worst people I have ever met in my entire life. GOD!

    • @penguincommunity6218
      @penguincommunity6218 5 лет назад +1

      Hear, hear, Kerry.

    • @penguincommunity6218
      @penguincommunity6218 5 лет назад +5

      The Fidget Spinner Movie And I want to marry you - that was hysterical!

    • @fernandaabreu5625
      @fernandaabreu5625 5 лет назад +10

      @@maximumoccupancy Your comment is underrated.

    • @Bubaiel
      @Bubaiel 5 лет назад +9

      @@maximumoccupancy I almost thought you were serious until i saw your name

  • @peachblossoms3158
    @peachblossoms3158 4 года назад +63

    3:05 just really pans out to Kelly dancing to it. I just CANNOT with this show lmaooo 😭😹

  • @erickluna8759
    @erickluna8759 4 года назад +124

    2:37 Andy's face when he knows what is the next quote of Michael... He is trying very hard to not smile!

  • @Mr125641
    @Mr125641 8 лет назад +3379

    Dvid: it cost us thirty-five hundred dollars.
    Mike: $5300 for a dummy? 😂

    • @carlosrosales9428
      @carlosrosales9428 8 лет назад +15

      Didn't get that tho...?

    • @Mr125641
      @Mr125641 8 лет назад +6

      +Carlos Rosales watch from 4:17 onward.

    • @carlosrosales9428
      @carlosrosales9428 8 лет назад +36

      Mr125641 i mean i saw it, i just don't know if is just random joke or a math joke haha

    • @kingwallace4549
      @kingwallace4549 7 лет назад +70

      Thirty-five-hundred dollars. Thirty (30), Five (5), Hundred (100). Thirty-five-hundred = 3500. 3500 = $3500 which is not $5300 (Five-thousand-three-hundred dollars)

    • @Zanchcrow
      @Zanchcrow 7 лет назад +149

      Dude he understands the math. Everyone understands the math. I mean, it's not even math really, it's English. It just seemed to be a completely random joke.

  • @mournblade1066
    @mournblade1066 5 лет назад +729

    "Thp-thp-thp-thp-thp-thp-thp-thp. . . Clarice." Cracks me up every time.

    • @byronlp
      @byronlp 5 лет назад +29

      mournblade1066 it’s from Silence of the Lambs right?

    • @mournblade1066
      @mournblade1066 5 лет назад +15

      @@byronlp Yep!

    • @leizero
      @leizero 4 года назад +10

      Holy crap, I just noticed this! Thanks for pointing this out, that scene made more sense now 😂

    • @thebog11
      @thebog11 4 года назад +18

      @@byronlp Near the end when Hannibal Lecter escapes from the cage, he cuts off the face of one of the police officers, wears his uniform, and pretends to be a badly wounded officer.

    • @violethill4454
      @violethill4454 4 года назад +5

      @@thebog11 damn that's disturbing

  • @yucarocho
    @yucarocho 9 лет назад +1268

    Where's the heart? The precious heart... HAHAHA.

    • @p6mkq
      @p6mkq 8 лет назад +4

      +yucarocho Kingdom Hearts !

    • @GuadalupeGuacamole
      @GuadalupeGuacamole 6 лет назад +4

      yucarocho
      Best
      Dwight
      Line
      Ever.
      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @coopermyers9931
      @coopermyers9931 6 лет назад +3

      The dummy had a heart attack which makes it even more funny because it would be useless anyway 😂😂

    • @janedoe4780
      @janedoe4780 6 лет назад

      The best quote, I laugh like a kettle every time.

    • @mdinunzio7610
      @mdinunzio7610 5 лет назад

      😂

  • @ΧρήστοςΑποστόλου-ψ1φ
    @ΧρήστοςΑποστόλου-ψ1φ 4 года назад +79

    2:36 "First I was afraid, I was petrified"
    That was one of the funniest one liners of 'the office'😂

  • @jacquelinefee
    @jacquelinefee 5 лет назад +253

    Stanley’s “oh my god” at 4:07 😂💀

    • @nornay89
      @nornay89 5 лет назад +1

      Jackie Fee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ryatt9365
      @ryatt9365 5 лет назад

      😂

  • @rl1800
    @rl1800 6 лет назад +473

    You were in the parking lot earlier, that's how I know you.

  • @jalfredprufrock620
    @jalfredprufrock620 7 лет назад +696

    "...coddle your heart back when it disappears to be working" lol

    • @GuadalupeGuacamole
      @GuadalupeGuacamole 6 лет назад +4

      John Suh damn...best...line...I cannot...I’m dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cpmow831
      @cpmow831 6 лет назад +7

      He really is the master of saying HILARIOUS things, totally straight. Along with Leslie Nielsen - Steve Carrel is one of the dead pan masters...though Nielsen is the KING.

    • @savvylewinski4762
      @savvylewinski4762 5 лет назад

      @John Suh You are sexy! #iloveasianmen #slantedeyesaresexy 😍🤩

    • @Jaegered
      @Jaegered 5 лет назад

      Candy Derosier are you gay or am i just assuming you’re a boy?

    • @Piankhi_the_Greater
      @Piankhi_the_Greater 5 лет назад

      Do I look like a boy to ye?! I am an executioner!

  • @nsam58
    @nsam58 9 лет назад +206

    blinded by tears and howling with laughter everytime I watch this scene. pure comedy gold!

  • @citorivera221
    @citorivera221 3 года назад +43

    The part when Kelly starts dancing kills me. This scene is perfect

  • @raqui174
    @raqui174 5 лет назад +145

    When creed says “you were at the parking lot earlier that’s how I know you” it kills me 🤣

    • @raqui174
      @raqui174 4 года назад

      Aldon Vaz creed is crazy lol.. he works with Michael so I can he tell him he recognizes him from the parking lot when they have been working together for years

    • @oliovski1425
      @oliovski1425 4 года назад +4

      @@raqui174 he's talking to the CPR instructor.

  • @RainNorrisSoftwareDeveloper
    @RainNorrisSoftwareDeveloper 6 лет назад +422

    I showed this to my boss... she’s a medical Doctor, and she busted out laughing, tears included.

    • @MadiIgnacia
      @MadiIgnacia 5 лет назад +7

      Rain Norris I wish you had that on tape.

    • @manuelruiz2783
      @manuelruiz2783 5 лет назад +9

      No wonder we wait so long time in the lobby waiting to be seen by a doctor.

  • @maximumoccupancy
    @maximumoccupancy 5 лет назад +143

    That look Michael gives the camera at 3:28 is perfect

  • @timrohan1296
    @timrohan1296 7 лет назад +79

    There are so many things to dissect in this scene which is what makes it so funny. Every character is portrayed accurately and there are so many randomly funny moments

  • @Freewarrior2
    @Freewarrior2 5 лет назад +61

    Just came back from CPR/First Aid class and the instructor actually used Stayin' Alive for compressions lol

    • @daciamurillo4736
      @daciamurillo4736 4 года назад +14

      The AHA has used that song for years in their CPR classes. The office got that from them, they didnt come up with it on their own

  • @lynju_
    @lynju_ 5 лет назад +91

    “He has no wallet, I checked “ - Creed 😂😂

  • @Sucka4Love1986
    @Sucka4Love1986 7 лет назад +461

    "Divide then count to it" I'm dead 😵

  • @its.red32
    @its.red32 7 лет назад +434

    Aside from the obvious funny bits, the few seconds Stanley spoke about not being able to quit and retire is really depressing and the reality for most folks. It's so easy to say that we can live comfortably and quit our jobs and hope to retire, whatever that even means anymore. Unfortunately, the truth is, some can't and they will be working up until they die. That's what's sad.

    • @ginasellers3207
      @ginasellers3207 6 лет назад +36

      I bet you're fun at parties. 🙄

    • @karamellcreme
      @karamellcreme 5 лет назад +42

      Gina Sellers
      He’s right, though.

    • @6MikeJones9
      @6MikeJones9 5 лет назад +21

      Gina Sellers yeah nothing like a Debbie downer to point out real problems in society and want to fix them...

    • @kerprice
      @kerprice 5 лет назад +6

      At least he has a relatively easy office job and he is not dowsized.

    • @princessleiaorgana7238
      @princessleiaorgana7238 5 лет назад +2

      Thanks Buzz Killington.

  • @HoboJoe1416
    @HoboJoe1416 6 лет назад +143

    Kevin: “Call it (after only 20 seconds).” 😂😂😂

    • @sportsguy1989
      @sportsguy1989 6 лет назад

      Phil Jansen My favorite part! Followed by Creed checking for a wallet.

  • @liesvanelst2733
    @liesvanelst2733 4 года назад +180

    "how many is that per hour"
    "how is that gonna help you"
    "i will divide and then count to it"

    • @chanoRATM
      @chanoRATM 2 года назад

      GOLD

    • @janiselmeris5705
      @janiselmeris5705 6 месяцев назад

      This is especially funny because Michael is right, "100 beats per minute" actually is hard to keep track of.

  • @nights0_0
    @nights0_0 4 года назад +65

    Andy: Roo-Doo-do ra-roo-da-doo- roo-doo-Doo-DooDooDoo
    Michael: Bibba baba did a dada namanama staying alive, staying alive

  • @claudia7107
    @claudia7107 7 лет назад +650

    "No rest for the sick" 😂

  • @praisethesun1172
    @praisethesun1172 6 лет назад +57

    I sent this video to my friend and she replied with “I can see why you love this show.”

  • @Jennirn2u
    @Jennirn2u 7 лет назад +196

    "...I'm working in my own coffin."

    • @GuadalupeGuacamole
      @GuadalupeGuacamole 6 лет назад +5

      Jennifer P I say this shit daily in the breakdown since I heard it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @_niyabella
    @_niyabella 4 года назад +62

    2:52 the fact that Michael is doing chest compressions on the dummy’s neck...

  • @_niyabella
    @_niyabella 4 года назад +41

    Toby, the most boring character on the show if you disregard him being the Scranton Strangler, created this masterpiece of an episode and for that I am grateful.

  • @gold850
    @gold850 5 лет назад +256

    The scene that saved somebody's life.

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 5 лет назад +14

      just for the record, "Eye of the Tiger" would have worked, too
      -the drummer :)

    • @ericos9
      @ericos9 4 года назад

      Yes at Arkansas in this week jejeje

    • @daciamurillo4736
      @daciamurillo4736 4 года назад +2

      But the AHA often references Stayin' Alive in their courses...which makes more sense than eye of the tiger because without CPR, likely the person will die. So stayin' alive is the ultimate goal...

    • @limepop340
      @limepop340 4 года назад

      Dacia Murillo No one gives a shit about the lore of the situation just pick a song that works.

  • @benjaminwillis7932
    @benjaminwillis7932 5 лет назад +933

    Michael: “I will divide and then count to it”
    Jim: “Right”
    Gets me every time 😂😂😂

  • @leslie1447
    @leslie1447 7 лет назад +450

    he has no wallet i checked

    • @Jaegered
      @Jaegered 5 лет назад +2

      just a heads up.. people are going to act horny so might want to change your icon

    • @0158-t3s
      @0158-t3s 5 лет назад

      Literally read that as creed said it

  • @Damien_dost
    @Damien_dost 3 года назад +21

    Michael's face when she said 'so you lost him' kills me absolutely every time

  • @AM-dl4ng
    @AM-dl4ng 5 лет назад +48

    This is honestly my favorite scene on the entire show lol

    • @cocotaveras8975
      @cocotaveras8975 4 года назад +1

      ALI MOYA What about the fire scene? It's hilarious!

  • @random-gu5op
    @random-gu5op 5 лет назад +1413

    Whose here after that guy saved someone's life because he learned cpr from the office

  • @GuadalupeGuacamole
    @GuadalupeGuacamole 6 лет назад +148

    Jim’s face 0:49s when Kevin ‘calls it’
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jerodast
      @jerodast 5 лет назад

      So...Jim's standard face :P

    • @Jaegered
      @Jaegered 5 лет назад +1

      his camera stare is normal, still funny though

  • @burtsangalang8945
    @burtsangalang8945 6 лет назад +142

    2:59
    when Andy starts singing along
    and Kelly starts dancing
    I'm ded

    • @rosalinatovar4989
      @rosalinatovar4989 5 лет назад +1

      burt sangalang right?! lol I love her little dance

  • @dolphinlover3001
    @dolphinlover3001 4 года назад +17

    These scene is so damn great that they literally play it in every CPR/ first aid class in the US. I know this because I have sat through multiple and they ALWAYS play it once they get to the section of the class where you learn about chest compressions.

  • @decwhite2080
    @decwhite2080 4 года назад +49

    Scene never gets old. It’s the face of Andy when you know he’s about to start singing the verse haha

  • @elelsey
    @elelsey 7 лет назад +149

    This has to be one of the funniest scenes in the history of television! COMEDIC GENIUS!!!

  • @GuadalupeGuacamole
    @GuadalupeGuacamole 7 лет назад +668

    YOU'RE LOSING YOU STANLEY!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @emilyvegas706
    @emilyvegas706 8 лет назад +164

    this show is amazing

  • @Alex11554
    @Alex11554 5 лет назад +64

    2:45 "you were in the parking lot earlier, that's how I know you." Classic, 🤣🤣🤣

    • @oliovski1425
      @oliovski1425 4 года назад +3

      @@aldonvaz it has no meaning, just a basic and random Creed comment that causes awkwardness and that's hilarious.

    • @shedgepranay
      @shedgepranay 3 года назад

      @@oliovski1425 it isnt random. Its a f*** scene when creed saw her in the parking making those ah ah ah sounds.

  • @78kurenai
    @78kurenai 5 лет назад +62

    100 beats/min
    "how many is that in an hour"
    "how is that gonna help you"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @PhillipNelson-lx6gd
    @PhillipNelson-lx6gd 7 лет назад +106

    This scene is still so funny years later. The no arms and no legs quote gets me every time. He should be dead lol 😂

    • @GuadalupeGuacamole
      @GuadalupeGuacamole 6 лет назад

      Phillip Nelson
      I lose it there every damn time too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lexisophia1994
    @lexisophia1994 6 лет назад +112

    No Rose they are not breathing AND they have no arms or legs.
    No that’s not part of it-
    Where are they?

  • @rgkong8783
    @rgkong8783 5 лет назад +37

    Fun fact: An Arizona man who watched The Office used this scene as a reference this saving a woman’s life

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 4 года назад +8

      Good thing her heart spontaneously restarted after twenty seconds, otherwise the cops would have found her without a face ...

    • @ssiddiqui1427
      @ssiddiqui1427 4 года назад +2

      Yes.
      www.cbsnews.com/news/cross-scott-tucson-saves-womans-life-using-cpr-training-he-learned-from-the-office/

  • @HumanMan3
    @HumanMan3 4 года назад +182

    “What are you gonna do when your by yourself and your heart stops?”
    “I would die”

    • @queenkiki595
      @queenkiki595 4 года назад +19

      "And you're ok with that?"

    • @NNexst
      @NNexst 4 года назад +21

      QueenKeke “I’m okay with the logic of it”

    • @urakhistvanito
      @urakhistvanito 4 года назад

      Jo

  • @foxqueen6726
    @foxqueen6726 4 года назад +7

    “I knew exactly what to do but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do.”

  • @km9253
    @km9253 6 лет назад +70

    kelly in her own little world 😂😂

  • @Skidern
    @Skidern 8 лет назад +87

    man that was funny haha i forgot this show entirely
    When dwight turned around with the mask i completely lost it haha

  • @luvagin4936
    @luvagin4936 5 лет назад +75

    "I will divide and then count to it"
    "Right"
    😂

  • @AM-dl4ng
    @AM-dl4ng 4 года назад +32

    "You were in the parking lot earlier, thats how I know you "... LMAO Love Creed

    • @davidcullen382
      @davidcullen382 4 года назад

      Creed Bratton, when he was a 20 something in the 1960s, was a member of the Grass Roots, a band that had a top ten hit with "Live For Today." He left the band because he would rather do small acting gigs and earn a living that way than stay in the music business. His real name is Creed and when he was a member of the Grass Roots, when the band was in Sacramento Airport, he actually performed CPR on an older guy. LOL!!! "He has no wallet!!! I checked.!!! Priceless character...

  • @idkhowtobreathe7710
    @idkhowtobreathe7710 4 года назад +39

    first i was afraid...
    *i was petrified*

  • @pannam1
    @pannam1 6 лет назад +20

    One of greatest scenes ever wrritten... true comedic masterpiece... Bravo!!!

  • @MKen112
    @MKen112 5 лет назад +342

    Rose: “We need to maintain a beat of 100 beats per minute”
    Michael: “How many is that per hour?”
    Jim: “How’s that gonna help”
    Michael: “I will divide and then count to it” 😂😂😂😂

    • @Styflerius
      @Styflerius 5 лет назад +3

      AHhh man, thanks. I had no idea what Jim says there initially! Now it makes sense. :D

    • @eugenek.165
      @eugenek.165 5 лет назад

      Ded

    • @jaycilangehennig2059
      @jaycilangehennig2059 4 года назад

      😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

  • @rebeccar6263
    @rebeccar6263 6 лет назад +41

    " oh yess yess i love that song!"
    **Clears throat** " At first i was afraid, i was petrified..."
    🤣🤣

  • @mariamolina1789
    @mariamolina1789 3 года назад +5

    I love how Andy can't listen to any song without starting to do a second voice

  • @molliebou3740
    @molliebou3740 3 года назад +8

    Here after Kennedy’s video
    if you know you know