Little old Irish woman is sitting on her porch waiting for the milkman. He arrives and drops off her milk. She says “Oh thank you, but for next time could you bring me 500 pints of milk?” “500 pints of milk?!!” the man says, “Whatcha need 500 pints of milk fer?!” The old woman says “I’d like to take a milk bath.” The milkman says “Well, alright then..would you like the milk pasteurized?” The woman replies “Oh no, just up to me tits is fine.” found on reddit haha love your content, you always deliver
Just the two points. Firstly this isn't the whole story is it Mr Milkman, and secondly......... How did you miss the shot in the porch. He had his hands up.
The supposedly unbreakable bromance is breaking. You two are arguing and merve seems to fully be in the business of betraying people. Sounds like it might be the time to take on my apprentice.
@@milkmansstories haha well just keep up the good work man, you'll be hitting records in no time and be one of em big time RUclipsrs! Just be persistent and don't give up! you've got viewers! Loo
That ending was great XD
Comment for the algorithm because that made me laugh. Particularly when Merve shot you.
Little old Irish woman is sitting on her porch waiting for the milkman. He arrives and drops off her milk. She says “Oh thank you, but for next time could you bring me 500 pints of milk?”
“500 pints of milk?!!” the man says, “Whatcha need 500 pints of milk fer?!”
The old woman says “I’d like to take a milk bath.”
The milkman says “Well, alright then..would you like the milk pasteurized?”
The woman replies “Oh no, just up to me tits is fine.”
found on reddit haha love your content, you always deliver
Lol love it
merve officially asserts himself as the topper in the relationship.
Just the two points. Firstly this isn't the whole story is it Mr Milkman, and secondly......... How did you miss the shot in the porch. He had his hands up.
Let's none of this distract from the fact that you got lost twice on dayz smallest map. 😂
The supposedly unbreakable bromance is breaking. You two are arguing and merve seems to fully be in the business of betraying people. Sounds like it might be the time to take on my apprentice.
Good vibes, keep em coming
Thanks my man
That ending though 😂😂
99% of the time it goes tits up for me lol
@@milkmansstories idk how I haven't found your videos before, this one was definitely a good one! Gonna have to sub and watch more!
@@jordanevans1540 aw thanks man. Im like that John Travolta gif looking around.. but Im looking for the audience I dont have lol
@@milkmansstories haha well just keep up the good work man, you'll be hitting records in no time and be one of em big time RUclipsrs! Just be persistent and don't give up! you've got viewers! Loo
W ending 😂
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You're too kind lol
How many times has Merve killed you (not including car "accidents"!), there seems to be a pattern developing !!😂😂
GG 😂😂😂
is sounds more like scottish
When I get really excited and don't put spaces between my words I've been told I sound like the angry leprechaun from the simpsons lol
You're welcome.
Thank you. Stupid editing software. I need to upgrade to a better one.when the audio edits are top complex it craps itself. You saved my bacon!