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  • Sorry I don't speak English anymore
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  • @randomsmd16
    @randomsmd16 3 месяца назад +4317

    This is what English sounds like to non-English speakers.

    • @OwhatOtoOcallOmyself
      @OwhatOtoOcallOmyself 3 месяца назад +29

      Lol

    • @crowe6961
      @crowe6961 3 месяца назад +121

      This is mostly comprehensible if I ignore the text and listen. It's just giving me as much of a headache as listening to readings of Chaucer and makes little sense.

    • @maker0824
      @maker0824 3 месяца назад +47

      This is what non English sounds like to a non English speaker

    • @Sapheiorus
      @Sapheiorus 3 месяца назад +10

      I would believe that.

    • @Firnienarya
      @Firnienarya 3 месяца назад +8

      I honestly believe it lmao

  • @plainsarahjane1466
    @plainsarahjane1466 3 месяца назад +4367

    The English accent is giving this comment an air of gravitas that it doesn't deserve.

    • @chickenusgoddus464
      @chickenusgoddus464 3 месяца назад +177

      It absolutely deserves it this is the appropriate gravitas for Jamie's great commandments unto us

    • @Voidi-Void
      @Voidi-Void 3 месяца назад

      Of course such a sophisticated comment goes over the head of a benighted doorstop like you.

    • @MansMan42069
      @MansMan42069 3 месяца назад +42

      *"Gravitas."*

    • @dragontrainer-ng1tc
      @dragontrainer-ng1tc 3 месяца назад +12

      I speak in the same accent so I can’t see what you are saying

    • @JohnSmith-of2gu
      @JohnSmith-of2gu 3 месяца назад +28

      Yeah our Prince takes gibberish and makes it sound like a royal proclamation.

  • @KaiSaikota
    @KaiSaikota 3 месяца назад +773

    HOW DID YOU READ THIS SO WELL
    SHE IS SPEAKING THE LANGUAGE OF GODS

    • @alecmullaney7957
      @alecmullaney7957 2 месяца назад +5

      Many cuts!

    • @1gient
      @1gient 2 месяца назад +2

      "PEAS AND CARROTS!"

    • @Tetsujinhanmaa
      @Tetsujinhanmaa 8 дней назад

      @@alecmullaney7957 I'm my head, this was done in a single take!

  • @Scorpio3002
    @Scorpio3002 3 месяца назад +659

    What y'all don't understand is that this was clearly written by a time-traveler. This is how our English would look to Chaucer. This Jamie Kosch clearly traveled from the year 2562 by folding spacetime with his mind and moving along the 6th dimension.

    • @Kai_Ri_
      @Kai_Ri_ 3 месяца назад +47

      Their name is obviously Omage Apalth, founder fo hello English and my qeen Yuko Yuri.

    • @SudsyMedusa53
      @SudsyMedusa53 3 месяца назад +1

      It's like trying to understand Sardaukar.

  • @digster2344
    @digster2344 3 месяца назад +2919

    I... I think they're trying to explain how to imagine dimensions beyond the 3rd... but they're having a stroke at the same time

    • @ReiseLukas
      @ReiseLukas 3 месяца назад +398

      Makes sense. We can't normally comprehend 4D and beyond so this mental breakdown is the result of finally comprehending it

    • @imissnewfelt8283
      @imissnewfelt8283 3 месяца назад +112

      then... then why did they start by talking about vtubers, I get learning information from the first to third dimension would be important for designing a model, but why in the hell would you need to touch on the dimensions beyond that, that can't even be seen in our known universe (as far as I know.)

    • @digster2344
      @digster2344 3 месяца назад +166

      @@imissnewfelt8283 Vtubers are beyond mortal understanding, they live in dimensions far beyond ours. The commentor gained a fraction of this knowledge, and we can see what happened.

    • @mrblakeboy1420
      @mrblakeboy1420 3 месяца назад +19

      i think they’re explaining how to draw it

    • @ctom4242
      @ctom4242 3 месяца назад +54

      But they also have a fundamental lack of understanding of dimensions as they think a cube is 6d since it has 6 faces.

  • @PenumbralVT
    @PenumbralVT 3 месяца назад +1104

    when you're happy you enjoy the music
    when you're sad you understand the lyrics
    when you have a stroke you write this comment wtf was that rin I'm sending you my medical bill

    • @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat
      @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat 3 месяца назад

      Clearly your inferior mind couldn't handle such wisdom. Pathetic.

    • @teoni8765
      @teoni8765 3 месяца назад +11

      LOL hi penumbral 😂❤

    • @trentglasgow7114
      @trentglasgow7114 3 месяца назад +14

      No penumbral shes british she has no idea what a medical bill IS!

    • @wronghouse5833
      @wronghouse5833 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@trentglasgow7114 since she's briish then there's a higher likelihood she has seen one and survived to tell the tale compared to say an murican

    • @aks8403
      @aks8403 3 месяца назад +1

      Send one for me too

  • @bennyboiii1196
    @bennyboiii1196 3 месяца назад +1058

    And yet Penrose has no idea what is a good fusion VTuber cause when it comes to making one using one's mind, I, Omega Alpha, have it covered. Cause for my AI side and my ESP power and the fact that I'm backed by Cyberdine Tech, if Penrose wants to draw a fusion type VTuber why no just do me, Omega Alpha, the founder of Hololive English and my queen, Yuko Yurei. I wonder why? Cause Penrose has no idea what a baby made by fusing different VTubers would turn out looking like but that's where imagination comes in. With inspiration and creativity-Oh yeah- and Penrose cannot see how it would turn out on paper in Penrose's mind. In 3D or in the way I want using my memory data to make a VTuber, I wonder how it will turn out before i put it on anything, even paper. Cause I see my drawings in my mind in more than a few dimensions like what one sees when looking up at someone if you are laying on the ground on your back or looking at someone from behind as you walk up from the back side or face to face as if you were to walk up and say hi to them and give a handshake or from above like looking down on a pan. Thus, up down left right front back side side circling around on all sides in orbit thus covering all dimensions all in ones mind from all angles and sides all at the same time as you make it in your mind you drawing, thus 6D. And here it works with things that are flat too. Take paper: If you draw on one side that picture is 1D. One side. If you draw on the back of the paper it will be a new drawing, or you're trying to make a back for what's in front, then you have 2D. If you have a rectangle and fold it in three positions and in all three squares you have three pictures of the same thing, lay the three folded sides together as one. A triangle box with no top or below but it has 3 sides and they're all linked to make a triangle and on all three sides you have all three pictures thus, 3D. Then, if you take a piece of paper that's big and make it a cross then fold it. If there's pictures on all four sides of this cross turned into a box you then have a 4D picture or a box or cube. And if you take that cross box and have it with one more folded one, then its 5D. And what you can do with it, pick it up in your hands add on top of that the time you took to make it and the space of the time in which you finish and then it's 6D as it can be seen from all sides. This has been Omega Alpha, have a nice day.

    • @guilerso7796
      @guilerso7796 3 месяца назад +217

      MAN YOU ACTUALLY DID IT YOU ARE A GENIUS

    • @fuqnzht
      @fuqnzht 3 месяца назад +180

      dude how did you decipher that ancient language 😂😂😂😂

    • @guilerso7796
      @guilerso7796 3 месяца назад +59

      @@fuqnzht ikr?
      I was trying as well, but he did faster and way more precise than i did

    • @Mr_Leere
      @Mr_Leere 3 месяца назад +91

      Smh now it makes even less sense

    • @the_mad_fool
      @the_mad_fool 3 месяца назад +141

      And when it comes to making a drawing in one's mind, if you can visualize it in all sides and in time and space in your head, that drawing, when you are thinking of how to make it, it can be seen in your mind in 6d as there's not anything saying you can not picture it in your head going from one flat picture to a 3D avatar like what you see on a home computer when using a sculpting program. Only difference in its style in your mind so if you even want to alter the picture or avatar which in your mind using your imagination, inspiration, and creativity since you have yet to put it to paper or anything, you can make it different at any time you want to. For me, Omega Alpha, when I use my memorydata to make a VTuber, I just have you all a could to why I do not put all my ideas to paper and those that cannot be made already unless I do so myself with my ESP power is my AI side and my cyberlink. This is why I'm offered/get asked to do favors for their to friends is RUclipsr is VTuber is anyone I want and meet. Have a nice day.

  • @yakumoyomi5765
    @yakumoyomi5765 3 месяца назад +268

    I wasn't sold at first, but they had me at "i wonk".

  • @andrewgreenwood9068
    @andrewgreenwood9068 3 месяца назад +1400

    Rin reading this without stuttering mor mispronouncing any words is impressive

    • @SerLagsalot
      @SerLagsalot 3 месяца назад +78

      Impressive honestly feels like understating it.

    • @longbeing
      @longbeing 3 месяца назад +92

      I wonder how many takes it took.

    • @Louis_2568
      @Louis_2568 3 месяца назад +34

      She probably wrote out a phonetic script

    • @tsanguine
      @tsanguine 3 месяца назад +13

      you can clearly hear cuts throughout it

    • @dark_galaxyy
      @dark_galaxyy 3 месяца назад +13

      @@tsanguineYou can?

  • @Big_G_in_da_house
    @Big_G_in_da_house 3 месяца назад +2010

    It’s like chatgpt wrote but was suffering from an aneurysm at the same time

    • @devinayaz9210
      @devinayaz9210 3 месяца назад +21

      THIS!

    • @DaremKurosaki
      @DaremKurosaki 3 месяца назад +43

      I wasn't looking at the video initially and I thought I was having a stroke.

    • @wetenschap123
      @wetenschap123 3 месяца назад +21

      he filled the prompt in the negative.

    • @Juuhazan_
      @Juuhazan_ 3 месяца назад +8

      this reads like midjourney generated this text and chatgpt was then asked to transcribe it

    • @nnnik3595
      @nnnik3595 3 месяца назад +11

      ChatGPT is actually incredibly bad at writing words wrong.

  • @tl1326
    @tl1326 3 месяца назад +30

    man rolled a d20 every time he wrote a word,
    and the DC was 16

  • @AmatMN
    @AmatMN 3 месяца назад +822

    I couldn't write a less understandable comment if i was black-out drunk. Very impressive.

    • @axhen
      @axhen 3 месяца назад +29

      I agree
      My blackout drunk text rants were pure gibberish but i could make out atm few words
      This comment on the other hand is a cognito hazard

    • @sporperino
      @sporperino 3 месяца назад +4

      or high/tripping balls

  • @Alexiofy
    @Alexiofy 3 месяца назад +2455

    He's speaking the language of the gods...

    • @ThatRandomCorndog
      @ThatRandomCorndog 3 месяца назад +14

      LOL

    • @TheDCT0
      @TheDCT0 3 месяца назад +31

      Then we must overthrow the gods

    • @vipsnap2707
      @vipsnap2707 3 месяца назад +31

      No, I think their just illiterate.

    • @arcengal
      @arcengal 3 месяца назад +18

      Peas and carrots

    • @black-vw6xw
      @black-vw6xw 3 месяца назад +5

      Good one

  • @lkeblock1662
    @lkeblock1662 3 месяца назад +46

    this is so strangely written yet somehow sort of comprehendable and suprisingly consistant, you would think it was some transcript in another language that is just very similar to english but has it's own vocabulary

    • @Dr.PicklePh.D.
      @Dr.PicklePh.D. 2 месяца назад +10

      Right? There's a sensical amount of consistency in the misspellings. See the consistent "-sis" endings on different words, the spelling of "draw" as "daerw," or the versions of "dimensions," which tend to hover around "diemancihsis" with minimal variation. I know it's not that they messed up their auto complete so badly that it's auto filling the word every time, or it would always be exactly the same. It's also not like they're hitting letters that are especially close to the letters in the original word: there's an e inserted between i and m, they've swapped out s for c, and so on. It's like they have a consistent, semi-regular English in their head that's one step left of the English we're all used to.
      Edit: I'm taking this to a linguistics professor next week if I can find time. I need answers.

    • @einmuffin6063
      @einmuffin6063 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Dr.PicklePh.D. Have you found any answers? I need them

    • @Dr.PicklePh.D.
      @Dr.PicklePh.D. 2 месяца назад +5

      @@einmuffin6063 Yeah! I talked to a professor with a PhD in linguistics (real--the PhD in my username is a joke) who spent years teaching high school English and special ed. She barely got through the first two sentences before going, "yeah, that's a learning disability." Hard to say exactly what, or what other conditions may be present, but the spelling patterns are apparently consistent with forms of dyslexia and dysgraphia.

    • @Dr.PicklePh.D.
      @Dr.PicklePh.D. 2 месяца назад

      @@einmuffin6063 She also showed me a website (RUclips ate my comment yesterday when I linked to it) where you can do exercises that simulate trying to read/write with those conditions. You can search for "PBS Misunderstood Minds," go to the "reading" section, and select the "decoding" activity if you're interested. The others are interesting too, but that's a good starting point.

    • @einmuffin6063
      @einmuffin6063 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Dr.PicklePh.D. Ohhh. That is very interesting. I didn't know dyslexia could manifest itself in that way. Thank you!

  • @HALOUNSC2552
    @HALOUNSC2552 3 месяца назад +39

    This has the same vibes as the "Have you ever been far? Even as decided to use? Even go want to look more like?" video.
    And I'm loving it!

    • @OriginalPiMan
      @OriginalPiMan 3 месяца назад +1

      Wait, that's supposed to have punctuation in the middle? I thought it was a single question.

    • @HALOUNSC2552
      @HALOUNSC2552 3 месяца назад +2

      @@OriginalPiMan
      The original video had question marks for the first two, and a third punctuation. Forgot if it was a third interrogative or an exclamation.

  • @sillyperson2e
    @sillyperson2e 3 месяца назад +1119

    Me when I’m reading fanfiction at 5am and I can’t comprehend what I’m reading anymore:

    • @h0shii_kun
      @h0shii_kun 3 месяца назад +39

      this is what i read in school and have no idea what is happening anymore

    • @opside231
      @opside231 3 месяца назад +26

      Me when I’m reading chapter 2000 of reverend insanity:

    • @L0v3lyv1rg0
      @L0v3lyv1rg0 3 месяца назад +7

      Litteraky

    • @dunkelfries
      @dunkelfries 3 месяца назад +3

      Isn’t that fan fiction all of the time?

    • @Dressup_Doll
      @Dressup_Doll 3 месяца назад +16

      @@dunkelfriesMaybe I’m biased from being both an author and a reader, but nah. I’ve read some really great things that are better than the books from my English class.

  • @slayinderp7501
    @slayinderp7501 3 месяца назад +797

    This feels like one of those tests where a word is intentionally spelled worng to show that the human mind can interpret what the correct word _should_ be in and just glosses over it with the correct spelling. Like the fact that I can even slightly understand that this was from the Vtuber fusion video is incredible.

    • @blackwatertv7018
      @blackwatertv7018 3 месяца назад +31

      Oh I see it now, damn good call.

    • @bragelvgren9132
      @bragelvgren9132 3 месяца назад +75

      But even if the words were spelled correctly, the sentences would still barrely be comprehendable. They did not use proper sentence structure at all.

    • @InsanePacoTaco
      @InsanePacoTaco 3 месяца назад +34

      Don't do drugs, kids

    • @ymmot08
      @ymmot08 3 месяца назад +4

      you

    • @slayinderp7501
      @slayinderp7501 3 месяца назад +11

      @@ymmot08 🥺 me?

  • @Norrikan
    @Norrikan 3 месяца назад +11

    Honestly, I respect the commitment to typing a youtube comment while simultaneously having a stroke. I personally would probably give up after a line or two, but this madlad went and typed out a whole-ass essay while his brain was shutting down. That's dedication!

  • @justsomeguy5628
    @justsomeguy5628 3 месяца назад +26

    One of the only things I understood about this was the person seemingly saying they can visualize higher dimensions and saying they have ESP, which only makes this all the more baffling. They also seem like they said they can't(and probably shouldn't) pit all their thoughts to paper, which I think I can get behind. I am in sheer terror not of their claims, but their knowlege of this ancient, forbidden language. Rin being able to read this, regardless of how many takes this took, is equally terrify and awe-inspiring.

  • @glitchedScene
    @glitchedScene 3 месяца назад +656

    i think its talking about how you cant make a vtuber on paper? bro its giving me PTSD

    • @TMS-Oddbot
      @TMS-Oddbot 3 месяца назад +13

      It’s reminding you of trauma?

    • @kaga.mine.
      @kaga.mine. 3 месяца назад +3

      IT?

    • @dawnthenightlightfury1195
      @dawnthenightlightfury1195 3 месяца назад +7

      I think it’s explaining the dimensions and hyper cubes lol

    • @patrickdix772
      @patrickdix772 3 месяца назад +28

      ​@dawnthenightlightfury1195 I think they don't understand what dimensions actually mean. They seem to be saying that if you take a flat image, that's actually 1d (a straight line is 1d). 3d they seem to claiming is 3 flat images on the sides of a triangular prism without a top or bottom. 4d if you take 4 images and form some sort of intersecting cross shape, exc.
      So they seem to think dimensions are discreet sides of an image you can view, rather than additional coordinates / directions to define a shape in.

    • @longbeing
      @longbeing 3 месяца назад +1

      ⁠​⁠@@kaga.mine.I’m gonna assume they meant the comment, not the commenter. It’s a slightly odd turn of phrase but I’ve used it before.

  • @daavocadoguy5733
    @daavocadoguy5733 3 месяца назад +4

    after ten years of learning formal English. everything that i learned just went into gutter

  • @JustJames533
    @JustJames533 3 месяца назад +4

    Definitely going to let this guy write my term papers.
    He knows things I don't and he understands things that I never will.

  • @heyu4759
    @heyu4759 3 месяца назад +525

    is it weird that listening to this made me want to hear rin voice act in a videogame? this was oddly nice to hear.

    • @Grux_ASG
      @Grux_ASG 3 месяца назад +23

      Like the narrator from bg3

    • @brrrrrr
      @brrrrrr 3 месяца назад +53

      To make absolute nonsense sound good is a talent

    • @Bisexual-Fencing-Dave-Strider
      @Bisexual-Fencing-Dave-Strider 3 месяца назад +21

      she would totally fit in the game Reverse: 1999

    • @Cyber_N-7660
      @Cyber_N-7660 3 месяца назад +6

      It ain't weird if it makes sense, her voice does sound like it would fit in a video game :D

    • @otherevan296
      @otherevan296 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@Bisexual-Fencing-Dave-Strider honestly would be such an amazing collab~

  • @waddlespire
    @waddlespire 3 месяца назад +383

    Back in college my British Literature teacher read a poem in Old English. Pretty sure it was Beowulf. It sounded familiar enough to me that I felt like I should understand it but it was so far removed from modern vernacular that every time I thought I had a grasp on what was being said I lost it a second later. I've never had that feeling again, until now. Thank you for posting this, the existential crisis was greatly appreciated.

    • @waddlespire
      @waddlespire 3 месяца назад +48

      Actually it might have been that poem where the viking guy blocks the bridge and some dude stabs him through the nether regions from below. My point still stands.

    • @joshuakusuma5953
      @joshuakusuma5953 3 месяца назад +15

      I got more Middle English vibes from this. Specifically, Chaucer's Canterbury Tales. Just enough English for me to get some of it, but just far enough removed for me to have no idea what's being said.

    • @ashisharky
      @ashisharky 3 месяца назад +3

      HUH???? ​@@waddlespire

    • @Leadvest
      @Leadvest 3 месяца назад

      ​@@ashisharky Supposedly he took on forty dudes.

    • @Dovorans
      @Dovorans 3 месяца назад

      ​​@@joshuakusuma5953For real, I kept on expecting to hear "whan that aprill with his shoures soote the droghte of march hath perced to the roote"

  • @the1exnay
    @the1exnay 3 месяца назад +41

    Last time i mentally rotated a simple object in 4d it took like 30 minutes. If they’ve genuinely managed to visualise in 6d that’s very impressive and explains why their mind ran out of room for handling English

  • @Amelia-ge7uz
    @Amelia-ge7uz 3 месяца назад +3

    this is what it feels like when youre high off your ass trying to listen to someone talk and you keep losing focus but then bring yourself back every other sentence and catch 2 words then fade away again

  • @brady376YT
    @brady376YT 3 месяца назад +242

    It's almost jarring when there are a few words in a row of working English. It's like you jolt back into reality for a second before falling back into the madness.

  • @subtlesong8936
    @subtlesong8936 3 месяца назад +127

    I "think" they are trying to say in the second half of the post that the entire world is in 6D because you can see the front, back, two sides, top and bottom. They claimed a square is 1 dimension, and every time it folds in on itself adds a new dimension. What they are describing is closer to the modern understanding of wormholes than whatever point they are trying to make.

    • @padathir
      @padathir 3 месяца назад +12

      Gene Ray may be dead but timecube lives on...

    • @Megaritz
      @Megaritz 2 месяца назад +2

      @@padathir Earth has a top and bottom, front and back, and two sides. The human head has four corners-- nose, two ears, and a back corner, but only a one corner face. You're only one-fourth of who you think you are-- one corner, but you go thru the four corners in a lifetime: baby, child, parent, and grandparent. (that's approximately part of his rant from the main interview he did, from memory)

  • @Xeractyll
    @Xeractyll 3 месяца назад +5

    The fact that half of this is still even legible just goes to show how redundant the English language is.

  • @concerninghobbits5536
    @concerninghobbits5536 3 месяца назад +5

    This is actually what old English sounds like, I did a whole class reading Middle English poetry and when you look further back to old English it's just this.
    Seriously though it's impressive how consistent this is, they spelled things the same way like this is just how they think everything is spelled, not just a troll typing poorly.

  • @noty2137
    @noty2137 3 месяца назад +119

    It’s easier to learn necromancy to resurrect Alan Turing to decipher this code than to do it ourselves

  • @RinPenroseFancord
    @RinPenroseFancord 3 месяца назад +466

    Being even able to read that out loud is impressive. A great voice actor was lost on you

    • @stryke-jn3kv
      @stryke-jn3kv 3 месяца назад +53

      I've got to know how many takes that needed to get through

  • @AzayTay
    @AzayTay 3 месяца назад +58

    I don't know what the correlation between Physics and vtubers have but this man is so high he figured it out with sheer imagnains and cereativetey. Deciphering this would perhaps lead to another great discovery of science.

  • @SixshotRevan
    @SixshotRevan 3 месяца назад +7

    To quote King of the Hill... "The HELL was that, Bobby!?!?"

  • @raffimolero64
    @raffimolero64 3 месяца назад +10

    It almost sounds like an explanation on how higher dimensionalities work and how even if you can't physically construct them, you can attempt to visualize them through techniques such as folding a 6 square cross shape into a cube, then extending that idea into higher dimensions, snd how it's an idea that could be applied to 2d and 3d vtubers.

  • @boomshockalocka
    @boomshockalocka 3 месяца назад +297

    It terrifies me that halfway through, I started understanding what was being said.

    • @Pecorineenjoyer
      @Pecorineenjoyer 3 месяца назад +36

      i understood it from the beginning and that is truly terrifying

    • @emigdiovargas8960
      @emigdiovargas8960 3 месяца назад +12

      could you explain it? I am so lost.@@Pecorineenjoyer

    • @speedstick8981
      @speedstick8981 3 месяца назад +6

      @@Pecorineenjoyer terrified together?

    • @Ember571
      @Ember571 3 месяца назад +3

      I understood from the beginning

    • @edenparedesnevarez488
      @edenparedesnevarez488 3 месяца назад +3

      Dunning-Kruger effect?

  • @drawer_resp3858
    @drawer_resp3858 3 месяца назад +63

    That's the wisdom of someone who have been living in 6d

  • @aradraugfea6755
    @aradraugfea6755 3 месяца назад +5

    Anyone else now want Rin to do a Dramatic Reading of Timecube? Just me? Cool.

  • @Haileyvoir
    @Haileyvoir 3 месяца назад +16

    This is if Simlish was someone's second language

  • @knightseason
    @knightseason 3 месяца назад +196

    Dude speaks nothing but the truth.

    • @Staredstar
      @Staredstar 3 месяца назад +13

      "DO you promise to speak the truth nothing but the truth and the whole truth?"
      I'm so sorry I that have be em n stuck in my head for the past da

    • @LordSathanas
      @LordSathanas 3 месяца назад +9

      He's speaking HIS truth. I don't know what that means for the rest of us. I don't know what anything means any more.

    • @guydunn8259
      @guydunn8259 3 месяца назад +1

      He chose to speak nothing but facts

    • @LtoTheAI
      @LtoTheAI 3 месяца назад +1

      Dude speaks nothing

  • @Boltclick
    @Boltclick 3 месяца назад +154

    What they wrote is actually pretty intellectual, but it's half formed. In a nutshell, they're explaining how to imagine a 6d image (in this case a pitcher and a cube). Although they mention many different ways to achieve this, the most notable (and most likely to work) method is imagining a 3D image on a 2D screen. From each angle on a 2D screen, the image appears 2D. However, it's the act of the image moving, and us viewing the 2D image from multiple angles, that gives the illusion of a consistent 3D image. Similarly, if you imagined a 3D image, but had it morph based on the angle you looked at it through, all of a sudden you would have a 4D image. Next, with that newly imagined 4D image, you repeat to get a 5D image, and then a 6D one.
    There are 2 main issues with this line of logic: technicalities with the initial image, and expansion beyond +1D. Firstly, we actually experience the world in 2D. You can see this intuitively, but I've also fact checked this, to ensure I'm not wrong. Essentially, to truly see something in 3D, you must be able to see that image from many different angles simultaneously. Unfortunately, we can only see images from 2 angles (and if you add any more angles (e.x. through mirrors), our brain is unable to merge them like how they merge images from both of our eyes). Now, some people may point out depth perception: depth perception is an illusion. It's a method by which our eyes use 2 sets of data (sometimes only 1 if only 1 set is available) to model our immediate vision in 3D, despite only having 2D to work off of. It does this by looking at the difference between the images captured by our two eyes (closer objects differ more between each eye than farther images, because the change in angle is greater), and by looking at data points from mililseconds prior, in order to see at what rate an object is getting bigger or smaller. This method, although successful, especially for fast moving objects like balls, falls apart when you have very big objects far away, and especially for backgrounds. Thus, your initially imagined 3D image is actually a 2D image which you are using methods such as rotation or movement to make appear 3D.
    The second issue is with the repeated +1D expansion. You can only make an object appear 1D higher if only 1 temporal dimension exists. Essentially, methods like rotation and movement to make a 2D object appear 3D rely on a change in time. To make a 2D object appear 4D, you'd need a change in 2 separate dimensions of time, and, of course, we cannot imagine more than 1 dimension of time. Thus, the highest dimension object the human brain can properly process is 3D. There are tricks to make an object appear 4D, sure, but your 4D object will never look quite right: our brains lack sufficient capacity to envision a true 3D object without seeing in true 3 spatial dimensions, and our brains especially lack the ability to envision in 2 temporal dimensions, thus we are capped at seeing a 3D object, not a 6D object... *assuming we aren't using drugs.*
    All in all though, it was a great idea at a line of logic that almost works. And, assuming the commenter was on drugs (which seems rather likely), it may have even worked for them. Unfortunately for us sober people, we are still stuck at just 3 spatial dimensions.

    • @Candii132
      @Candii132 3 месяца назад +9

      Oh my god

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 3 месяца назад +28

      ...
      Would you guys love me if I were a 4D worm?

    • @xethified
      @xethified 3 месяца назад +23

      Lol yeah when they started talking about dimensions it all clicked in my head what they were talking about. A shame about the stroke though. Hopefully they've recovered.

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 3 месяца назад +2

      But humans imagine multidimensional time all the.. er, time. It's totally possible. The fact that I'm able to consider it possible is proof that it's possible :p

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 3 месяца назад

      @@tahunuva4254 go back to metru nui, old man

  • @user-mb8ix5vc3i
    @user-mb8ix5vc3i 3 месяца назад +63

    This is what i hear when the math teacher is talking to me at 7 a.m., and im running off of 1 hour of sleep, a cup of coffee, and the crappy school breakfast 😭🙏

  • @ZecVal
    @ZecVal 3 месяца назад +11

    "The Bond's name. James Name. Bond's name the James. Bames Nond having a stronk, Call a bondulance"
    That's what this video made me think off, gets me every time 😄

  • @Zulooth1
    @Zulooth1 3 месяца назад +8

    It was simultaneously a short story and a single sentence all at once.

  • @McKarter
    @McKarter 3 месяца назад +87

    Bro's put too much faith on his autocorrect and autosuggestion lmaooooo

    • @soasertsus
      @soasertsus 3 месяца назад +6

      this is what happens when a zoomer who's only ever used an iphone tries to type on a real pc keyboard lmao

    • @qwertydavid8070
      @qwertydavid8070 3 месяца назад +1

      this might actually be the right explanation lololol, it's all coming together now

  • @ryanchong9965
    @ryanchong9965 3 месяца назад +14

    I think OP wrote this comment while half of their left and right hemisphere were intermittently shutting down

  • @Konpekikaminari
    @Konpekikaminari 3 месяца назад +6

    I just had a conversation with some friends about barely comprehensible works of literature (specifically "Finnegans Wake" and "A Pickle For The Knowing Ones")
    Now I am met with this magnum opus of a comment

  • @batros2981
    @batros2981 3 месяца назад +6

    I swear bro was trying to input a cheat code in the middle there.

  • @YourDaemos
    @YourDaemos 3 месяца назад +36

    What in the blessed blahaj did I just listen to

  • @randomthings8732
    @randomthings8732 3 месяца назад +119

    Thats one long string..
    Poor childs face mustve been slammed into the tablet to get that mess. Only Rose Penrose is able to translate that..

  • @TacticalHamsterDance
    @TacticalHamsterDance 3 месяца назад +2

    This was a rollercoaster of emotions, every time I though I had it, even though some words were mangled, I got lost soon after that. And I even tried to read it to improve understanding... Hats off to those people in the comments who actually deciphered it, it seems it was quite wild even after that.

  • @reiangossling6395
    @reiangossling6395 3 месяца назад +3

    This sounded like Old English and Simlish thrown into a blender

  • @gachacrew1025
    @gachacrew1025 3 месяца назад +48

    That has got to be the longest comment I ever seen

  • @philipdraco
    @philipdraco 3 месяца назад +23

    ...Okay I... THINK... this is what they were trying to say:
    "And Yet, Rin has no idea what's a good fused vtuber, Because when it comes to making one using your mind, I, Omage Aplth(??) have it covered. Because for My Side, and my ESP power and the fact is, I'm better then Cyber-based tech(?). If Penrose wants to draw a fusion of vtubers, why not just fuse me, Omage Apalth, the Founder of Hello English(??), and my queen Yuko Yurei (...checks out).
    I wonder why, because Penrose has no idea what a baby made by fusing different vtubers would turn out looking like, but that's where imagination comes in, with Inspiration and Creativity. Oh yeah. And Penrose can not see how it would work/turn out on a paper. In Penrose's mind ,in 3d or the way I would using my memory data to make a Vtuber (fusion) work. How it will turn out before I put it on anything, even paper, cause I see the drawing in my mind in more then a few dimensions. Like what one sees when looking up at someone if you're laying on the ground on your back, or looking at someone from behind as you walk up from the back. Or face-to-face as if you're walking up to them to say hi and give a handshake, or from above looking down on a pam(??). Those Up, Down, Left, Right, Forward, Back, sides, searching around at all sides in orbit, thus covering all dimensions all at once. (...I think bro's confused "Dimensions" with "View Angle"...?)
    In my mind is from all angles, all sides, all at the same time, as you make in your mind a drawing, those 6 dimensions and higher. It works with things that are flat like paper. If you draw on one side, that picture is "1D", one side. If you draw on the back of the paper, be it a new drawing or you're trying to make a back for it on the front, then you have 2d. If you have a rectangle and fold it into 3 parts, and on all 3 side you have 3 pictures of the same thing, you can lay the 3-folded sides together, and with a triangle box with no top or bottom (...a tent?), but it has 3 sides, and they're all linked to make a triangle, and on all 3 sides they have all 3 pictures, thus, 3d.
    And if you take a piece of paper that's BIG, make a cross, then fold it, if there's pictures on all 4 sides of this, constructed into a box, you have a 4D Picture. Or a box, or cube. And if you take that crossed boxes, and have it with one more fold, viola, it's 5D! And what can you do with it? Pike it up in your hands, and on top of it that the time you took to make it, and the space/time in which you finished it, and wow! It's 6D, and it can be seen from all sides!. This has been Omage Apalth, have a nice day! (...Maybe bro's saying "Omega Alpha")

    • @philipdraco
      @philipdraco 3 месяца назад +5

      "And when it comes to making a drawing in one's mind, if you can visualize it on all sides and in space/time in your hands, that drawing when you are thinking of how to make it, it can be seen in your mind in 6D, as there isn't anything saying you can't picture it in your head. Going from one flat picture to 3d art like what you see on a home computer when using a computer program looks different if it's still in your mind. So if you even want to create(?) the picture or avrat witch(??) in your mind, using your imagination, inspirations, and creativity since you have yet to put it to paper, or anything you can make it, you can make it different at any time you so want to. For me, Omage Apalth, when I use my memory-data to make a vtuber, I just have you all I could to why I do not put all my ideas to paper, and though that can't be maid already unless I do so myself with my ESP power, since my AI said and my cyber-link. This is why I often get asked to do favors for this to. Friend RUclipsr, Sister Vtubers, Sister (...again?) anyone I want and meet. Have a nice day."

    • @philipdraco
      @philipdraco 3 месяца назад +6

      Some thoughts:
      Based on the repeated statements of "Memory data", "Cyber Tech", and multiple dimentions, the writer seems to think they're a computer. There's a reasonable chance this was written by AI.
      They... appear to be offering assistance for fusion visualization? They clearly have "Dimension" and "Viewpoint" mixed up, since there dimensions are front, back, overview, and underview.
      They're very proud of the fact they don't have to write down there ideas. This is horrible advice, write ideas as you get them, you will forget.
      IF "Omega Alpha" is what they're going for, there is a small chance this was written by God.

    • @siekensou77
      @siekensou77 3 месяца назад

      Nice TL

    • @LuminousXMI
      @LuminousXMI 3 месяца назад +1

      ​​@@philipdraco I mean, it seems to me that from an outsider's perspective any comment on the internet has a non-zero chance of being written by God. Personally, I think this one has a significantly lower than average chance of that being the case. On the other hand, I think there is a massively higher than average chance that it was written by someone who believes that they are God.

    • @katunu6030
      @katunu6030 3 месяца назад +1

      You would do great as a professional transcriber for various english speaking governments

  • @xXxGR33NDR3AMSxXx
    @xXxGR33NDR3AMSxXx 3 месяца назад +6

    Wait until chatgpt scrapes that data

  • @blairbird8022
    @blairbird8022 3 месяца назад +6

    I'm impressed that Rin read this so fluently.

  • @Jehudy7
    @Jehudy7 3 месяца назад +12

    I'm just imagining this person as a real life Sims character.

  • @amphobius
    @amphobius 3 месяца назад +25

    oh my god what is this aneurysm induced comment of LEGENDS

  • @fmj329
    @fmj329 3 месяца назад +2

    One can only dream of having such awe-inspiring powers of eloquence.

  • @wellfried5774
    @wellfried5774 3 месяца назад +4

    My head hurts

  • @davidholland6164
    @davidholland6164 3 месяца назад +369

    r/ihadastroke

    • @joshuan.
      @joshuan. 3 месяца назад +50

      Dude had 6 strokes, all in 6D

    • @DarKnight-ct8zm
      @DarKnight-ct8zm 3 месяца назад +7

      Wrong platform lol

    • @astuteanansi4935
      @astuteanansi4935 3 месяца назад +6

      The only thing that stops me from submitting this video there is that they have a "no identifying information" policy and Rin unfortunately didn't blank out their username

    • @vi4654
      @vi4654 3 месяца назад

      ​@@astuteanansi4935 You could screenshot it and erase their username. I think that would be fine (although less funny without the audio)

  • @cobaltbluee
    @cobaltbluee 3 месяца назад +74

    You laugh now but they're a time traveler from the year 2224. This is how english will sound then.

    • @rhynnal9051
      @rhynnal9051 3 месяца назад +10

      we're going back to our Germanic roots!

    • @kri1ndawn440
      @kri1ndawn440 3 месяца назад +2

      It sounds like someone from the 1200s and 2400s had a kid who learnt English from the both of them, is in to vtubers and can apparently see in 6d

    • @TheRealNiktWazny
      @TheRealNiktWazny 2 месяца назад

      ​@@kri1ndawn440mixed up viewpoints with dimensions but close enough

  • @exrlcsakmaskepp
    @exrlcsakmaskepp 3 месяца назад +4

    This is truly the most beautiful comment ever. It reminds me of my childhood, when i was incapable of using a keyboard

  • @NEEKUNIT4913
    @NEEKUNIT4913 3 месяца назад +2

    That felt like and sounded like you was summoning an dimensional being XD

  • @chaoskat5939
    @chaoskat5939 3 месяца назад +28

    Most sane VTuber fan

  • @EduardoOliveira-qy1km
    @EduardoOliveira-qy1km 3 месяца назад +7

    I finally found it... the final boss of my journey as an ESL!
    Unfortunately, I'm still too weak to fight against it

  • @thegreatsubtitleguy4313
    @thegreatsubtitleguy4313 3 месяца назад +4

    This hurts me physically, mentally, spiritually and grammatically. Great vid btw, very pog!

  • @zebrin
    @zebrin 3 месяца назад +2

    The fact that you were able to read this out loud...
    What are you Rin?

  • @ovilang
    @ovilang 3 месяца назад +8

    All the right letters, but not necessarily in the right order.

  • @pinecone_z
    @pinecone_z 3 месяца назад +15

    I have two questions: 1. How on EARTH do you write something like this in the first place. And 2. How do you even READ something like this to the point where it is somewhat understandable???! Wow.

    • @TheRealNiktWazny
      @TheRealNiktWazny 2 месяца назад

      The person writing it definitely doesn't know the grammar so their level is equivalent to a toddler who types how they hear things
      Just try reading it out loud, piecing together the words and it's good
      they're most likely among the small % of people unable to write who only know how to say things
      Happens I guess when you have disorders/never had education on writing

    • @TheRealNiktWazny
      @TheRealNiktWazny 2 месяца назад

      think of the person as a foreigner without an English accent/ someone who only learned how to speak on top of very heavy accent
      It's not that difficult to read once you get your thoughts to the level of a toddler

  • @Oswin2642
    @Oswin2642 3 месяца назад +2

    This almost makes as much sense as my autocorrect, and perfectly represents what the average person would sound like without it.

  • @corprall
    @corprall 3 месяца назад +2

    This reading is just as great as the comment itself.

  • @skullcolectolector
    @skullcolectolector 3 месяца назад +9

    my fcking god... what in the name of every eldritch god and horror was that??!! my mind received a looooot of damage just by reading the first 4 lines

  • @elisrowlands7202
    @elisrowlands7202 3 месяца назад +6

    A modern Chaucer

  • @Exilum
    @Exilum 3 месяца назад +2

    This is probably what it felt when writing had no convention, so people wrote however they felt things should be written.

  • @TeleviseGuy
    @TeleviseGuy 3 месяца назад +2

    It started off with someone dissing a v-tuber for drawing something wrong, and ended in complex string theory about drawings in multiple dimensions.
    What a rollercoaster ride.

  • @fenrishero
    @fenrishero 3 месяца назад +8

    This gave me a stroke and gave that stroke cancer.

  • @arcengal
    @arcengal 3 месяца назад +8

    I do QA for written correspondence at my work.
    This is so familiar.

  • @IdolBandit
    @IdolBandit 3 месяца назад +2

    it never ends dear god

  • @justinf.5688
    @justinf.5688 3 месяца назад +1

    This is genuinely some James Joyce Finnegan's Wake level of brilliance, truly a fine work of post-modern literature

  • @zavtparticles6828
    @zavtparticles6828 3 месяца назад +10

    We don't deserve the magic of our prince, the pen of rose.

  • @Randroth
    @Randroth 3 месяца назад +10

    I have no fucking clue what this is trying to say, but you read it so beautifully that I fully agree with it.

  • @nightmarexgaming120
    @nightmarexgaming120 3 месяца назад +2

    So essentially it went from being a bit of a hate comment to becoming a guide on how to visualize 4D and above objects

  • @foxstudios9643
    @foxstudios9643 26 дней назад +1

    I mean this literally, this person was either having a seizure, high, absolutely trolling or all three at once. No in between.

  • @shroomzscythe8684
    @shroomzscythe8684 3 месяца назад +11

    rin has a stroke simulator 2017

  • @Zero-ek6jw
    @Zero-ek6jw 3 месяца назад +6

    I've stared at this for 5 minutes and I genuinely don't know what they're trying to say

  • @Saitama62181
    @Saitama62181 3 месяца назад +2

    I can't argue with that

  • @DavidDDavidsonSA
    @DavidDDavidsonSA Месяц назад +1

    I think Rin just accidentally summoned some Thing best left unbothered.

  • @Aries2890
    @Aries2890 3 месяца назад +7

    What an excellent dramatic reading of Chauncer, in the original middle English as well, bravo! Though I must admit not being familiar with this particular poem.

  • @everypizza
    @everypizza 3 месяца назад +55

    godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

  • @Sporbb
    @Sporbb 3 месяца назад +1

    Even now, I still sometimes think to myself "hav a nices day"

  • @JohnSmith-of2gu
    @JohnSmith-of2gu 3 месяца назад +1

    This somehow has the majesty of a royal proclamation and the fire of an angry irishman. At the same time.

  • @megasoma_elephas
    @megasoma_elephas 3 месяца назад +10

    This is what it's like to think of a sentence when you're having a migraine.

  • @SSugar_Cooki
    @SSugar_Cooki 3 месяца назад +10

    This is what words look like to me when I'm reading at 2am

  • @bard4510
    @bard4510 3 месяца назад

    listening to this made me feel pain in new ways, and it still hurts

  • @derekl.2902
    @derekl.2902 3 месяца назад

    Thanks I’ll be playing this on loop for the foreseeable future

  • @kpfwPenguin
    @kpfwPenguin 3 месяца назад +10

    I think I could feel my brain leaking out of my ears with that one

  • @chronoigni2703
    @chronoigni2703 3 месяца назад +171

    The brainrot is strong with this one.

    • @goldie8501
      @goldie8501 3 месяца назад

      This is what happens when humans use 100% of their brains

  • @brandonteppelin6353
    @brandonteppelin6353 9 дней назад

    The dulcet tones...the perfect grammar... I cannot handle this level of beauty...

  • @damiensadventure
    @damiensadventure 3 месяца назад +2

    When Rin read off "Penrose has no idea what a baby made" made me laugh so hard I sprayed my drink all over the living room and now have to clean it up. Worth it.