==========[TimeStamps]========== 0:00~0:07 Intro 0:07~1:14 Showing the box, touching the box, squeezing, scratching, and more. (I'll say that bag looking thing as a box) 1:14~1:45 Opening the box. 1:45~7:17 Getting the things out of the box, tapping, squeezing, scratching, and more. 7:17~7:46 Playing(?) with the box. 7:46~11:25 Touching the smaller parts of the MRE (coffee, matches, etc). Tapping, squeezing, scratching, match sounds, and more. 11:25~12:36 Opening the Indian Chicken breast menu. 12:36~13:57 Opening the Blueberry Apple Sauce menu. 13:57~14:56 Getting the whole MRE ready. 14:56~18:55 Creating the hamburger. 18:55~20:19 Getting the peanut butter candy and "a" gum ready. 20:19~21:34 Getting the Indian Chicken Breast menu heated up. 21:34~23:03 Putting the Indian Chicken Breast menu on a plate. 23:03~23:49 Getting the Blueberry Apple Sause menu on a plate. 23:49~24:54 Getting the Strawberry Sports Drink ready. 24:54~27:11 Getting the Espresso(coffee) ready... And putting sugar on it. Sorry if somebody else already did it. What am I doing with my life, it is my 2nd time doing Timestamps for this guy... It was fun though. For some reason xD 0:00 Start 27:11 End ==============================
-Welcome to Sufferings, may I take your order. -Yes, I'd like a pain hamburger, a large burning Coke and medium Suffer rings with bacon. -Would you like to try our new special Itcheroni toppings for 1.99? -I don't know. How is it like? -It will itch your upper abdomen. You will want to scratch yourself until you bleed. Our customers just love how uncomfortable it is.
Imagine an American soldier on the battlefield. He is wounded, thirsty and hungry after a long walk through the Appalachian Mountains. At one point he stopped walking, and looked at the barren land stretching in front of him. There it was. Paper bag with a welcoming inscription: ''Indian chicken breast'' ''If that is what I'm thinking it is, I'll be saved'' He thought to himself He picked it up and began examining the package with his large dusty hands. ''I'm such a lucky guy. If it were beef or pork my red meat intolerance surely wouldn't allow me to enjoy this meal, but I have got chicken instead! '' He breathed a sigh of relief His exhaustion seemed to be flushed away by a sudden secretion of dopamine his brain started to produce just at the thought of what is about to happen in a while. He grabbed his knife and opened the package vigorously. His breathing stopped for a second when he was searching for the main course. He quickly read the instruction and then dumped everything from the bag on the ground. ''Where the heck is the flameless heater or the stove with fuel tablets? It has to be somewhere here. My guts are dying for something warm to eat.'' Poor Canadian soldiers. He pictured Minister of National Defence sitting at his desk with a cigar in one hand and a mocking smile on his face. Honey is too good for a bear. ''Screw it! I'm so hungry that I don't mind eating it along with the package without even heating it up.'' He murmured under his breath. He ripped the bag open, and poured all of its contents right inside his mouth. He choked on a chunk of meat. ''Cough! Cough! Oh yea! It tastes good, but not exactly like chicken. It is definitely a different kind of meat.'' He frowned in confusion while chewing the meat After a while his skin began to itch and he felt sudden waves of hot flashes coming at him. ''Oh no, it must have been pork or beef. Someone made a horrible mistake by putting pork inside a package that says "Indian chicken breast'' Now I'm gonna suffer and probably die here in pain.'' ''At least let's try to grab something sweet to make this moment a little bit more bearable.'' He heard a voice inside his head With the last bit of his strength he managed to grab a small package. He looked at it and saw these two words printed on a khaki background: ''Pain hamburger'' ''Damn it! I would rather eat a Martian MRE than the Canadian one.'' He shouted at the top of his lungs. Then he fell asleep and after a few hours was found by a Grizzly bear who decided to share some blueberries with a needy friend. They became friends. The bear really likes when his buddy scratches his itchy back with a huge rake. Having in the description all of the words such as: ''battlefield'''', ''soldier'', ''wounded'', ''breast'' and ''pain'' this video will surely get demonetized, so please at least click the thumbs up button to make me feel a little bit better :D Thanks!
I really wonder where you get those MRE in your videos..Btw could you do asmr with any Asian country’s military meal? I think it’d be a interesting experience to you and your viewers living in western area!
The name “Canada” comes from the (Native Canadian) Huron-Iroquois native word “kanata” meaning “village” or “settlement.” In 1535, two Aboriginal youths told French explorer Jacques Cartier about their route to kanata, he misunderstood & thought it was the name of their country, they were actually referring to their village of Stadacona, the site of present-day Quebec City in the Canadian Province of Quebec.
Me: oh nice! Theres a little bit of french things written on this MRE! All non-bilingual and anglophone people: LMAO PAIN HAMBURGER (Im sorry but this is too funny😂)
Woooper _Doooper yes "pain" in French is " bread" . I speak French and it never came to my attention before that our word for bread is pain (like suffering) wow hahaha indeed it's funny
Cant believ how many in the states dont know that, like of course its a different language, just like they have enlgish and spanish beside eachother. The joke was funny for 10 minutes..
Liam Wiltshire I know you're joking, but the JTF is fucking terrifying. One of the best and secretive special forces groups in the world. You would not want to be on their bad side.
.........time stamps....... 0:00-0:07 intro 0:07-1:14 scratching and tapping the box 1:14-2:11 opening the box 2:11-4:16 crinkling the food packets SIKE i ain’t wasting my time doin this
Another cool stories bro. Every time you upload a new video I got so excited for the description, wondering if there is another treat to be read. Not disappointed at all.
SubscribeToPewDiePieCauseHeNeedsMoreSubscribers. Ayy idk he's post is just like a treat to me, can't think of other words. What word do you think would fit better? Obliviously English is not my first language so critique and correction is greatly appreciated.
>Imagine an American soldier on the battlefield. He is wounded, thirsty and hungry after a long walk through the Appalachian Mountains its civil warrin' time bohs
This is a ration, not a MRE. That's why it didn't have a way to heat the food. MREs are "ready to eat" or provide everything necessary to make it ready to eat. All MREs are rations, not all rations are MREs.
One of your many great videos! Your video quality is top notch and you have such good descriptions. You should maybe write a story with all that creativity and make a page turning video?
Great video as usual. But just so everyone knows we do have ration heaters, they just don't come in the ration. Normally a 2 burner Coleman stove and pressure cooker is used to heat food. There are also different rations for breakfast, lunch and supper. Eating Indian Chicken Breast first thing in the morning would be rough.
I'm a Canadian as well too!... **I'm friends with Sunericans and there is this guy named Alex LinKinStar. He's a Sunerican soldier with a rank Master Sergeant and he has a twin sister who works in the Marine Corps as a Marine Captain... my brother Larry served in the US Military as a Marine Captain. He was a good man, in many ways. I'm quite a big supporter of the military... nonetheless...** **I also have a friend who is an American and this friend is Frank Welker... he's a coworker to me... me and Frank Welker are voicr actors!...**
Man, this is great asmr and brings back great memories... My buddy was in the Canadian military 20 years ago... Lol now he lives in Georgia... Anyway, we've been playing D&D all these years. He used to bring me Laura Secord Mint Chocolate bars from his ration packs as a DM bribe. Good times.
Ya know. This is why I like Canada more than America is that while. Canada gives me a pain hamburger, America gives me an espresso depresso. At least I know one I can ingest with out needing to cry myself to sleep afterwards
As a Canadian soldier who had to eat this for a total of 40 days in a military formation... this video gave me stomach ache. Haha relaxing non the less.
I understand that most people here dont understand french but since I'm French Canadian and live in a french city seeing comments with people not understanding is funny and entertaining
I'm laughing in half French Canadian and half English Canadian here. My mom is an English Canadian while my dad is a French Canadian... But nowadays since I'm an adult, they're dead because of old age killing them...
Canadian IMP's are very good. The lack of a FRH is odd but they're decent cold and when warmed-up even better. The sports drinks, oatmeal's, breakfasts in general are awesome.
Possibly, the most meta RUclips video ever. ASMR, MREs, unboxing, cooking, eating weird shit . Do it 9 more times and you can make it a Top Ten List too.
I support the military because my brother worked in the military but then he died a Chad veteran in 2011... (he never had sex nor did he have children but yet he has military medals since he did get injured during the Vietnam War and he did survive and then he retired and then many years later, in 2011, he died...) I have friends these days. My black neighbor got killed by a racist cop, my wife died in a car crash. I have only my friends with me but I have my kids but they're in a different place than me because they're all adults now... Most of my friends are Sunericans while my friend whom I treat like a brother is an American... I know, confusing, isn't it?... well, everything is nice with my friends....
Ty Johnson The US ones I can tell you by experience taste pretty good actually. It's still kinda like microwave ready food, but really not bad. They even put salt and pepper on the meat and all.
I went through a spiritual journey just by reading the description.
Dea Del Carmen I got a terminal illness from the grammar tho...
English isn't his first language so the grammar is understandable.
At least it’s understandable
What precisely wrong there is with grammar? I'm not american, but I cannot see any mistakes.
Write a better one.
“Military ration - not for resale”
People who sell these: Thats not gonna stop me because I can’t read
Thats a josh dub meme right?
Riley, it isn’t, its off of a childhood series
that’s not how it works
“That sign wont stop me, because I cant read!”
The military itself sells it They just don’t want other companies/ people to sell them
This sounds like me when I'm trying to get food from a package at 3 am.
Sarajevo Mapper KaQu watch mine 4 tingles! And lol
Lmao same It's like when you're trying to eat something quietly in a silent library with many ppl around you
jajajaa
Lmao dude you're describing me rn lol!
Zvijezda me to
From the creators of agony sandwich, and discomfort donut. We present you the *PAIN HAMBURGER*
Très drôle
Hamburg in germany pain
@@ThePickleKingdom i don't now.
xD
@Huckleberry Sadam Husain?
Miserable Milkshake,
Torture Tortilla,
Dying Dragon Fruit,
Aching Apple,
Wounded Watermelon,
Seizure Steak,
Hurt Ham,
Discomfort Dairy,
Sting Sandwich,
Prick Pickle,
Cramping Celery,
And all your other _Favorite_ Fever-like Foods!
Me: comes here to look at Canadian MRE
Everyone in the comments: P A I N H A M B U R G E R
me: laughs in French
je besoin un MRE, je veu ils très délicieux
Please what does it want
@@speedwheel1807 It means bread.
Me:: *Loading my gun in german*
Everybody: *panicking because they don't know french*
Me: *laughs in being the only English-French Canadian dude who is a voice actor here*
==========[TimeStamps]==========
0:00~0:07 Intro
0:07~1:14 Showing the box, touching the box, squeezing, scratching, and more. (I'll say that bag looking thing as a box)
1:14~1:45 Opening the box.
1:45~7:17 Getting the things out of the box, tapping, squeezing, scratching, and more.
7:17~7:46 Playing(?) with the box.
7:46~11:25 Touching the smaller parts of the MRE (coffee, matches, etc). Tapping, squeezing, scratching, match sounds, and more.
11:25~12:36 Opening the Indian Chicken breast menu.
12:36~13:57 Opening the Blueberry Apple Sauce menu.
13:57~14:56 Getting the whole MRE ready.
14:56~18:55 Creating the hamburger.
18:55~20:19 Getting the peanut butter candy and "a" gum ready.
20:19~21:34 Getting the Indian Chicken Breast menu heated up.
21:34~23:03 Putting the Indian Chicken Breast menu on a plate.
23:03~23:49 Getting the Blueberry Apple Sause menu on a plate.
23:49~24:54 Getting the Strawberry Sports Drink ready.
24:54~27:11 Getting the Espresso(coffee) ready... And putting sugar on it.
Sorry if somebody else already did it.
What am I doing with my life, it is my 2nd time doing Timestamps for this guy...
It was fun though. For some reason xD
0:00 Start 27:11 End
==============================
Répeateàrs Répeateàrs lol, It still took me a while :P
카무숫 Like the box. Feel the box. BE THE BOX
You deserve more likes
A big like for all your effort m8
Clover thanks bud
I never did care for PAIN HAMBURGER. I always preferred AGONY SANDWICH.
Stetson Graham F R E N C H
Hurts donut is good too lol
I am partial to an anguish hotdog.
I quite prefer a nice bowl of SUFFERING SUCCOSTASH myself
Stetson Graham im more of a TORMENT BURRITO kinda guy tbh
The description deserves an award of honor.
420 asmrsurge canadian mre free dlc pack 1
420 with 420 likes 🐸
My life goal has finally been completed. Goodbye, my “Trial”
If you know the reference, then you get a cookie with a free sub 🍪
420 journey??
Nope, nice try
for those wondering, Canada is bilingual. Pain means bread. The package is in english and french.
I love pain
@@kashishsrivastava9964 Me too 😳
bread hamburger makes even less sense
Nono man, its clearly a painful hamburger.
You cannot make me think otherwise
MERCI YOU!!!
-Welcome to Sufferings, may I take your order.
-Yes, I'd like a pain hamburger, a large burning Coke and medium Suffer rings with bacon.
-Would you like to try our new special Itcheroni toppings for 1.99?
-I don't know. How is it like?
-It will itch your upper abdomen. You will want to scratch yourself until you bleed. Our customers just love how uncomfortable it is.
PAIN HAMBURGER sounds like a sick death metal band
Torenhire F R E N C H
Or a fast food themed wrestler.
I'd pay to see it 😂
Torenhire I NEVER THOUGHT ID BE LAUGHING THIS HARD AT A ASMR COMMENTS SECTION
Madre Pitufa lmao same
Imagine an American soldier on the battlefield. He is wounded, thirsty and hungry after a long walk through the Appalachian Mountains. At one point he stopped walking, and looked at the barren land stretching in front of him. There it was. Paper bag with a welcoming inscription: ''Indian chicken breast''
''If that is what I'm thinking it is, I'll be saved'' He thought to himself
He picked it up and began examining the package with his large dusty hands.
''I'm such a lucky guy. If it were beef or pork my red meat intolerance surely wouldn't allow me to enjoy this meal, but I have got chicken instead! '' He breathed a sigh of relief
His exhaustion seemed to be flushed away by a sudden secretion of dopamine his brain started to produce just at the thought of what is about to happen in a while.
He grabbed his knife and opened the package vigorously. His breathing stopped for a second when he was searching for the main course. He quickly read the instruction and then dumped everything from the bag on the ground.
''Where the heck is the flameless heater or the stove with fuel tablets? It has to be somewhere here. My guts are dying for something warm to eat.''
Poor Canadian soldiers. He pictured Minister of National Defence sitting at his desk with a cigar in one hand and a mocking smile on his face. Honey is too good for a bear.
''Screw it! I'm so hungry that I don't mind eating it along with the package without even heating it up.'' He murmured under his breath.
He ripped the bag open, and poured all of its contents right inside his mouth.
He choked on a chunk of meat.
''Cough! Cough! Oh yea! It tastes good, but not exactly like chicken. It is definitely a different kind of meat.'' He frowned in confusion while chewing the meat
After a while his skin began to itch and he felt sudden waves of hot flashes coming at him.
''Oh no, it must have been pork or beef. Someone made a horrible mistake by putting pork inside a package that says "Indian chicken breast'' Now I'm gonna suffer and probably die here in pain.''
''At least let's try to grab something sweet to make this moment a little bit more bearable.'' He heard a voice inside his head
With the last bit of his strength he managed to grab a small package. He looked at it and saw these two words printed on a khaki background:
''Pain hamburger''
''Damn it! I would rather eat a Martian MRE than the Canadian one.'' He shouted at the top of his lungs.
Then he fell asleep and after a few hours was found by a Grizzly bear who decided to share some blueberries with a needy friend.
They became friends. The bear really likes when his buddy scratches his itchy back with a huge rake.
Having in the description all of the words such as: ''battlefield'''', ''soldier'', ''wounded'', ''breast'' and ''pain'' this video will surely get demonetized, so please at least click the thumbs up button to make me feel a little bit better :D Thanks!
ASMRSurge ahh the good old descriptions are back....😂
I really wonder where you get those MRE in your videos..Btw could you do asmr with any Asian country’s military meal? I think it’d be a interesting experience to you and your viewers living in western area!
as a canadian i approve
bread hamburger
Looking4angels. Okay but same lol
hope you weren't demonetized becuase both the description and video are pure gold.
The name “Canada” comes from the (Native Canadian) Huron-Iroquois native word “kanata” meaning “village” or “settlement.” In 1535, two Aboriginal youths told French explorer Jacques Cartier about their route to kanata, he misunderstood & thought it was the name of their country, they were actually referring to their village of Stadacona, the site of present-day Quebec City in the Canadian Province of Quebec.
What?
@@cheese5331 dude
Me: oh nice! Theres a little bit of french things written on this MRE!
All non-bilingual and anglophone people: LMAO PAIN HAMBURGER
(Im sorry but this is too funny😂)
I'm bilingual just not in French. But it's close to bread in Spanish,in Spanish its pan.
I'm bilingual but not in french nor spanish
So yeah, LMAO PAIN HAMBURGER
LMAO PAIN HAMBURGER
Came for the ASMR. Stayed for the captivating story
When clearly you wanted the *PAIN HAMBURGER*
honestly, you are my favorite asmrtist because of this series. your descriptions are a bonus
14:35 KETCHUP HAS ENTERED THE STAGE
SubscribeToPewDiePieCauseHeNeedsMoreSubscribers. Lmao
Kepchuk
lamb sauce my dude, lamb sauce
Fwapp
SubscribeToPewDiePieCauseHeNeedsMoreSubscribers. Looks like red hot red sauce to me
Canadian soldiers be like:
*shoots man*
*“sorry, eh”*
Canadians don't say sorry in war. They slaughter their enemy.
*_(slaughters entire enemy team)_*
*_S O R R Y, E H_*
@@Reynaertphotos r/whooosh
Ford F150 4 o’s jerkass
I'm a Canadian and it would be more so like "eh bud sorry for shooting you"
I would just like to point out that "pain hamburger" is in French and means "hamburger bun" XD
Although, the direct translation of "pain" is "bread"
Woooper _Doooper yes "pain" in French is " bread" . I speak French and it never came to my attention before that our word for bread is pain (like suffering) wow hahaha indeed it's funny
Woooper _Doooper this comment needs attention
Silverlit Studios lol
Cant believ how many in the states dont know that, like of course its a different language, just like they have enlgish and spanish beside eachother. The joke was funny for 10 minutes..
baguetts = pain
YES! I LOVE THE MRE VIDEOS! PLEASE DO MORE :)
I agree! These have become my favorite of his videos xD ^_^
Lol taking a break from bullet force??
keandric 2 They're just so satisfying :)
Coolmark agreed
Taking a break from Critical Ops?
I'm expecting just a bag full of paper, on which is written "sorry" a hundred or so times.
Liam Wiltshire OK, a little stereotypical, but whatever XD
As a Canadian I can confirm, most of us say sorry wayyyy too much, myself included
Alex Beswick we are generally nicer.
Liam Wiltshire I know you're joking, but the JTF is fucking terrifying. One of the best and secretive special forces groups in the world. You would not want to be on their bad side.
Soar ree
God, look at that stale-ass burger bun. No wonder they call it a pain hamburger.
And yes, I am aware that it's french.
That is one sorry little lump of wheat product.
They're actually quite good!
What i think they are gonna serve u 5 star meals made by Gordon Ramsey? U will fucking make love with food u get when ur out there in a war zone.
@@geographyinaction7814 😆
.........time stamps.......
0:00-0:07 intro
0:07-1:14 scratching and tapping the box
1:14-2:11 opening the box
2:11-4:16 crinkling the food packets
SIKE i ain’t wasting my time doin this
SuperAvanator oof
Omg dead 😂😂😂
Xd
Oow nhoo 😯. Is the video only 4:16 long?! 😑😂😑
3:18 pain hamburger
Other people: Rain, music, and stuff like that is relaxing
Me: I listen to people smacking food in bags
"Like us on facebook" for a military ration ? Rofl
@Oscar Antarctica They would apologise while being in a War.
Terrible sorry for the inconvenience to fight us!
Maybe they already imagined they were going to be illegally sold and didn't loss the chance to make some propaganda
I've been watching your channel for 4 years. you are the best ASMR youtuber in the world. 😍😍
Cheers from South Korea!
North Korea best Korea!
@@ritschie4993 Not the best, because Korea its one, and north korea will win the american imperialism and unificate again.
Pain Hamburger is French for a hamburger bun.
If only the translation was printed above it
Michael Katsiff Très drôle.
I still felt pain seeing this, humm, burger you say ?
Moon Walk Drop Sauce The french for "hamburger bun" is "Pain pour hamburger" actually
Mathias Desplanches in canada we skip words cause we're busy fixing everyones mistakes and ignoring our aboriginal people
My one semester of french class comin in clutch the five minutes i was reading these
It do be like that
sad thing is, i'm french and it took me like 2 minutes to realize it was hamburger bun LMAO
“CANADIAN MRE”
First line of description “Imagine you’re an American soldier”
Technically Canadians are "americans", they live in north America
@@JuniperF true... but I know that they're talking about the nationalities and not the continent...
Another cool stories bro. Every time you upload a new video I got so excited for the description, wondering if there is another treat to be read. Not disappointed at all.
Neon Nox "another treat to be read" lol
SubscribeToPewDiePieCauseHeNeedsMoreSubscribers. Ayy idk he's post is just like a treat to me, can't think of other words. What word do you think would fit better? Obliviously English is not my first language so critique and correction is greatly appreciated.
Neon Nox no that's a very well chosen word in my opinion xD
SubscribeToPewDiePieCauseHeNeedsMoreSubscribers. ohh well thanks dude xD
日本人の方のコメントをいつも無意識に探して見つけてホッとしてる☺️
みすず
私もです！
たった今このコメント見て安心してます(*´ω`*)
しりとリボン わぁぁ嬉しいです😭💗💗
Æ hello there. I see you understand me, have a great day Æ
The time it took me to click this video proves humans can react and move faster than light itself.
The feel when you see the notification pop up and you instalick and the video says 0 views
Oh, it's the fire alchemist.
At first when looking at the thumbnail I thought it said “plain hamburger” and then I realised
Me too 😂
3:38 wtf was that hand movement for 💀😂
Probably a gnat/bug or something...
He banished someone
Hahahah
Swatted a fly lol
Sandman Uses Chloroform I subscribed to u just for that XD
I'm disappointed that there wasn't any maple syrup in there
Honestly, I don't remember the last time I had maple syrup. It's surprisingly expensive here considering how much of the world supply we make.
Ma del barone?
Hey There Are English Quebecers, And It's Like $10.00 A Bottle So Don't Whine
Rubber Ducky I don't hate the Québecois. You're lucky to have it for 10 dollars a bottle though, it's tough to find it for less than 20 here.
We get a bottle of good Maple syrup in the UK for about 5 pounds or roughly 9 dollars (canadian)
>Imagine an American soldier on the battlefield. He is wounded, thirsty and hungry after a long walk through the Appalachian Mountains
its civil warrin' time bohs
진짜 사물소리는 이 아조씨가 젤 잘 내는듯
This is a ration, not a MRE. That's why it didn't have a way to heat the food. MREs are "ready to eat" or provide everything necessary to make it ready to eat. All MREs are rations, not all rations are MREs.
Me, who speaks French as a second language reading all the "pain burger" comments 😐
One of your many great videos! Your video quality is top notch and you have such good descriptions. You should maybe write a story with all that creativity and make a page turning video?
18:52 hamburger friendzone.
Hahahaha
stark. - Motion Design ツ haha
Like my entire life, friendzoned :'(
Shadow Hell you’re not alone brother
king of POV asmr
18:00 “Hi welcome to *Insert Fast Food Company Here* what can I get you today?”
Me: “PeANūṮ BúTṯęr BœRgėṞ wĮtH JãM AŋD æ ßIḏE ôF M&Ms.”
Great video as usual. But just so everyone knows we do have ration heaters, they just don't come in the ration. Normally a 2 burner Coleman stove and pressure cooker is used to heat food. There are also different rations for breakfast, lunch and supper. Eating Indian Chicken Breast first thing in the morning would be rough.
Your descriptions always make my day
Felis Sundae Guts
Très agréable pour mes oreilles. J'aime beaucoup. Merci pour le plaisir et la détente. C genial...
かれこれAmericanMREの動画２００回は見てる自分としては、タイトル見て喜びを超える何かを感じました（伝えたかったｗ）
Only just discovered your channel. I don't see much narration-free ASMR, which is my personal preference. I loved this video. Keep up the good work!
まだ開封してない一番最初の紙袋の音好きだし匂いも好き
3:10 PAIN HAMBURGERRRRR
BIG AND BUFF BURGER WITH A SIDE OF PAINNN
DEVIL'S FAVOURITE
100% RECOMMENDED BY LUCY
Pain hamburger in French it is Hamburger Bun.
My family : dont play with your food
Me: 16:17
I'm just Here Because I'm Canadian no other reason really
same brother
I'm a Canadian as well too!...
**I'm friends with Sunericans and there is this guy named Alex LinKinStar. He's a Sunerican soldier with a rank Master Sergeant and he has a twin sister who works in the Marine Corps as a Marine Captain... my brother Larry served in the US Military as a Marine Captain. He was a good man, in many ways. I'm quite a big supporter of the military... nonetheless...**
**I also have a friend who is an American and this friend is Frank Welker... he's a coworker to me... me and Frank Welker are voicr actors!...**
Welcome Canada brother.
@@grimlock8155 liar
@@jessebreyer709 you don't know me so you have no idea if I'm lying or not so shut the frag up.
Man, this is great asmr and brings back great memories... My buddy was in the Canadian military 20 years ago... Lol now he lives in Georgia... Anyway, we've been playing D&D all these years. He used to bring me Laura Secord Mint Chocolate bars from his ration packs as a DM bribe. Good times.
Your MRE videos are definitely the my favorite out of your channel.
one day surge is going to win the Pulitzer for the things he wrote in his video description. :p
You need to publish the stuff that u out in your descriptions... omg they are amazing
ちょうど寝ようとしてたんだー！
ありがとうございます😊
K
K
When youre hungry but you dont have food so you just watched ASMR MRE to sleep away the hunger.
a new level of asmr..storytelling of high class ! ~
Your description is gold. :'D
YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT THERE ISN'T ENOUGH MAPLE SYRUP TO LAST ME 8 WEEKS? UNFORGIVABLE
The struggle of burning match stick I can relate;)
I appreciate your attention to detail. Never lose that.
Your stories are always perfect! :)
So this is what we've been eating in The Long Dark this whole time
Yes I’ll take one pain hamburger please.
💕
That wasn't funny.
When you don’t understand something don’t make joke about it lady
>Sorrry you can't joke about this
it's allowed because she looks good
Pain hamburger? That's one fucking intense burger
“Pain” means bread in french :)
agathe ddd Was just about to say that haha, it does sound interesting to the unassuming English speaker though ^^
agathe ddd Ahh okay lol
Ya know. This is why I like Canada more than America is that while. Canada gives me a pain hamburger, America gives me an espresso depresso. At least I know one I can ingest with out needing to cry myself to sleep afterwards
As a Canadian soldier who had to eat this for a total of 40 days in a military formation... this video gave me stomach ache. Haha relaxing non the less.
Lordsaura Respect ❤️
日本人の人👍
我是日本人 我在说日本话 你好你好
Buny Sparks 読めないー
2204 ttx それなw
真的吗吗？
福森大変
MREって何なんだろう…？
緊急用品みたいなやつかな？
パズチャンネル 俺もわかんないや(*^^*)
"pain hamburger"
火灵狐 F R E N C H
火灵狐 en français dans le texte yeaaah😂
Travis Panuccio TRUMP bored of those Americans 🙄
Agony sandwich
@@charlottesoaresr what
i’m sorry all i can think about is “pain hamburger”
Same. "Pain Hamburger" got me.
I understand that most people here dont understand french but since I'm French Canadian and live in a french city seeing comments with people not understanding is funny and entertaining
My favourite part is the two little marshmallows in their own little package - so cute!
Watching him not know how to light a match from a match book was somewhat tragic XD
I love your MRE vids 🖤
OKAY, NICE!
Wait, wrong channel...
Now, let's get this out onto a tray...
+Saul Goodman what are u doing here? I have to cook
nice hiss
Lets break this cake
*breaks in half*
Wow! Nothing!
Eating this will take the whole school day to finish and will enjoy this better than school lunch
i am very surprised that you still dont have a million subs! you're videos are amazing and i absolutely love the quality! keep it coming!
Indian chicken breast.
Open chicken bob.
Vinegar and open chick breast b00b
HAHA 😂 This is so funny and original! 😂It’s Funny Bcuz Indian People say bob!
Justin Im original?
everyone: *PAIN HAMBURGER*
me: *laughs in french-canadian*
I'm laughing in half French Canadian and half English Canadian here.
My mom is an English Canadian while my dad is a French Canadian...
But nowadays since I'm an adult, they're dead because of old age killing them...
素敵な動画ありがとうございます😊
Canadian IMP's are very good. The lack of a FRH is odd but they're decent cold and when warmed-up even better. The sports drinks, oatmeal's, breakfasts in general are awesome.
Possibly, the most meta RUclips video ever. ASMR, MREs, unboxing, cooking, eating weird shit . Do it 9 more times and you can make it a Top Ten List too.
I don’t like militaries but military ration ASMRs are my favorite XD
I support the military because my brother worked in the military but then he died a Chad veteran in 2011... (he never had sex nor did he have children but yet he has military medals since he did get injured during the Vietnam War and he did survive and then he retired and then many years later, in 2011, he died...)
I have friends these days. My black neighbor got killed by a racist cop, my wife died in a car crash.
I have only my friends with me but I have my kids but they're in a different place than me because they're all adults now...
Most of my friends are Sunericans while my friend whom I treat like a brother is an American...
I know, confusing, isn't it?... well, everything is nice with my friends....
I mean..... if your country didn’t have a military you likely wouldn’t be alive today
Surge, do you eat the MREs after you're don shooting them?
wodnyrak he probably does. I don't think he would waste them lol
I'm not sure that he has eaten the buns with the peanut butter and the raspberry jam 😂
Personally, I'd sooner starve than consume any of this.
Ty Johnson They really aren’t that bad, with a little bit of hot sauce, they taste fine.
Ty Johnson The US ones I can tell you by experience taste pretty good actually.
It's still kinda like microwave ready food, but really not bad.
They even put salt and pepper on the meat and all.
Is it ASMR surge or ASMR’S urge...
The Chubby Unicorn Potatoe KaQu watch mine 4 tingles
The Chubby Unicorn Potatoe only asks the real questions
Desc story was amazing
10/10 would go to sleep and dream about that.
Is it just me or are perfectly shaped packages super satisfying?
Pain Hamburger
And some bone hurting juice to wash it down with
Ouch ow oof
My bones hurt
PAIN HAMBURGER
pain is a french word
pain = bread
8:42 JUST LIGHT IT GAWDAMMMMMMIIIIITTTTT
MrWoofy Gaming it's those shirty paper handle matches. Give the man a break xD LMFAO those things always suck ass
@@ThePickleKingdom finally, someone who actually knows xD
I don’t know why it makes me sleepy in this kind of ASMR
THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME SLEEP! LOVE THIS VIDEO
I prefer Sorrow Sub than Pain Hamburger...
"pain hamburger"
who's been taking my meat and packaging it for canadian mres?
Saw pain hamburger that's definetely for me
imagining canadian soldiers eating their reece’s pieces together warms my heart
I got extremely intense tingles from this