Richard Nixon - "I'm not a crook"

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  • Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
  • November 17, 1973

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @clyde5450
    @clyde5450 3 года назад +20360

    “Mr. President, can you make me some eggs and bacon?”
    “I am not a cook”

    • @adog3129
      @adog3129 3 года назад +68

      I was about to make that one

    • @scoobydoo5661
      @scoobydoo5661 3 года назад +42

      underrated comment

    • @misaelarvizu9616
      @misaelarvizu9616 3 года назад +47

      Yo Mr.nixon we gotta make more meth yo

    • @saulgoodmanKAZAKH
      @saulgoodmanKAZAKH 3 года назад +6

      Bro how'd this get 1,5K likes

    • @scoobydoo5661
      @scoobydoo5661 3 года назад +12

      @@saulgoodmanKAZAKH because it's fucking Hilarious

  • @Caine61
    @Caine61 8 лет назад +20908

    "Hey Nixon are you able to move in a straight line on a chessboard?"
    "I am not a rook."

    • @Caine61
      @Caine61 8 лет назад +29

      ***** A weapon to surpass metal gear...

    • @tavymcsavy
      @tavymcsavy 8 лет назад +246

      "Hey Nixon why don't you volunteer at the local library?"
      "I am not a book"

    • @TonyDiaz.
      @TonyDiaz. 8 лет назад +14

      Hey Nixon, will you be developing a virus that infects vocal cords?
      I'm not a Skull... Whooooooo?!

    • @TStamp-lw4ku
      @TStamp-lw4ku 5 лет назад +3

      Lord Ignis Destroyer of Thots I do t know what a rook is but it still gave me a good laugh

    • @anastasia2657
      @anastasia2657 5 лет назад +1

      What did Nixon do? He lied to the American peo[le about knowing about the burglary AFTER the fact of the burglary. It has been proven that he did not know about the burglary before it happened, or while it was happening. How many Presidents do you know who lied to the American people. Any? "Your boys will not fight in foreign wars." (FDR while provoking the Japanese to attack). . "Read mylips. No new taxes." (Bush). "Listen to me. I never had sex with that woman.(he repeated this lie under oath in a legal proceeding) (Clinton)' "I'll never lie to ya" (Carter); Ford's many lies are recorded here: www.thecrimson.com/article/1976/10/30/the-pathetic-lie-of-jerry-ford/, "They have weapons of mass destruction" (Bush) (killing how many American servicemen? We don't know because they won't tell us). None of these people got impeached.

  • @utopiaa_1775
    @utopiaa_1775 7 месяцев назад +10784

    i’m-i’m-i’m-i’m-i’m i’m not a crook-crook

    • @this.iszoha_
      @this.iszoha_ 7 месяцев назад +675

      THIEVING, STEALING, TAKING WHAT'S NOT YOURS- TAKING WHAT'S NOT YOURS- TAKING WHAT'S NOT YOURS :3

    • @kadenandthespiderok663
      @kadenandthespiderok663 6 месяцев назад +190

      TAKING WHATS NOT YOURS

    • @criminalcoded
      @criminalcoded 6 месяцев назад +131

      that’s the only reason I’m here ngl

    • @CiannasTravelDiaries
      @CiannasTravelDiaries 6 месяцев назад +81

      @@kadenandthespiderok663I don’t really know if she cares or not, all I know is she left a lot of stuff in my apartment. She’s never getting back.

    • @BlueDolphinAnimates
      @BlueDolphinAnimates 6 месяцев назад +22

      Im-im-im-im-im not a- not a crook

  • @charis6438
    @charis6438 7 месяцев назад +7980

    thieving, stealing, taking what’s not yours 🗣️🗣️

    • @goombamoomba
      @goombamoomba 7 месяцев назад +121

      i-i-i-i-i i'm not a crook

    • @shaner_manerzz6644
      @shaner_manerzz6644 6 месяцев назад +13

      REAL

    • @veronicablack2533
      @veronicablack2533 6 месяцев назад +38

      she's never getting back‼️‼️🗣️🗣️

    • @Dreaming_404
      @Dreaming_404 6 месяцев назад +31

      And as the smell on my pillow fades ⁉️⁉️

    • @strangefella27
      @strangefella27 6 месяцев назад +24

      Her cigarettes might stay 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @77mxb1
    @77mxb1 3 года назад +10350

    “Mr. President, are you scared of crocodiles?”
    “I am not Captain Hook”

  • @matthewposton3243
    @matthewposton3243 3 года назад +9035

    “Mr President, will you turn over a new leaf?”
    “I am not a book”

    • @carterr8786
      @carterr8786 3 года назад +17

      Wouldn't the person turning over a new leaf be a person, and not a book, since the book is what you are turning, do better next time cmon this isn't amateur hour

    • @danielhaslam5179
      @danielhaslam5179 3 года назад +45

      @@carterr8786 All 323 people who were in the same room laughing at that joke have now left in silence.

    • @carterr8786
      @carterr8786 3 года назад +3

      @@danielhaslam5179 damn thats crazy

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 3 года назад +8

      😂👈😂👏😂👈😂👏😂
      i don't know what the hell is up with the three comments above me. I'll just set this thread back on track and give this golden joke the 😂 it deserves.

    • @CaliJose209
      @CaliJose209 3 года назад

      @@danielhaslam5179 I came back in laughing 😂

  • @TheHouseAlwaysWins20
    @TheHouseAlwaysWins20 Год назад +5405

    Greatest speech ever along with "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

    • @RubbishKunce
      @RubbishKunce Год назад

      Haah, yeah. *Weapons of Mass Destruction*

    • @scoutman
      @scoutman Год назад +38

      Both democrats

    • @antonimartinez9961
      @antonimartinez9961 Год назад +1

      ​@v Trexler so what? Nixon's ideals do not align with the modern democratic party. He'd be a republican today.

    • @wmadd7181
      @wmadd7181 Год назад +353

      ​@@scoutman lmao what

    • @69420dicks
      @69420dicks Год назад +1

      @@scoutman bro what?
      bill clinton was a democrat, and nixon was FAR, FAR from being one.

  • @TheWorldsStage
    @TheWorldsStage Год назад +8977

    I just can't believe this was the first and last time a politician had ever lied to the public. Such a shameful moment

    • @veg411
      @veg411 Год назад

      underrated comment

    • @-James-A
      @-James-A Год назад +157

      You, my friend, are a legend! Haha

    • @pineconesnowstorm
      @pineconesnowstorm Год назад +263

      Well, at least he was held somewhat accountable for his actions. Hopefully we can continue that path.

    • @jonahh2829
      @jonahh2829 Год назад

      ​@pineconesnowstorm not really, the following administration pardoned him. Plus if anyone else did what he did they would be charged with treason.

    • @Gatzucortezemmanuel357
      @Gatzucortezemmanuel357 Год назад +78

      @@pineconesnowstormHopefully we can get the current president to be truthful for once.

  • @9yearolduserfriendly138
    @9yearolduserfriendly138 4 года назад +11418

    "Sounds like someone breaking in" - Nixon being attacked by the undead in the Pentagon.

    • @ion_power1238
      @ion_power1238 4 года назад +590

      Finally someone caring to reference actual relevant quotes

    • @citywick9368
      @citywick9368 4 года назад +903

      ''just the storm dick...sit down''

    • @willowandluka5302
      @willowandluka5302 4 года назад +527

      “Do not pray for easy lives, gentleman. Pray to be stronger men.”
      JFK

    • @cheese9290
      @cheese9290 4 года назад +255

      And why is he here?! You lost!

    • @grizscrumptious2868
      @grizscrumptious2868 4 года назад +77

      Good ol' Five.

  • @MattExzy
    @MattExzy 3 года назад +5615

    I never noticed how accurate The Simpsons and Futurama actually nailed Nixon's mannerisms.

    • @ricky18redblack31
      @ricky18redblack31 3 года назад +230

      Arroooo

    • @arseface2k934
      @arseface2k934 Год назад +157

      that jowel movement when he says "I've earned" is incredible

    • @Hithere-uz6wd
      @Hithere-uz6wd Год назад +17

      Futurama depicted him as a terrible president, was he really that bad?

    • @arseface2k934
      @arseface2k934 Год назад +1

      @@Hithere-uz6wd he's widely regarded as one of the worst, but he has plenty of supporters too. his corruption and heel-dragging on vietnam are what nixon are remembered by, overshadowing some of the better things he did like founding the EPA or building relations with China. his longest lasting legacy is probably his war on drugs, which is still in place and after 50 years is proven ineffective to say the least.

    • @aquamidideluxe5079
      @aquamidideluxe5079 Год назад +89

      Matt Groening is old enough to remember Nixon and hate him accordingly

  • @commentpolice4694
    @commentpolice4694 3 года назад +6210

    “Mr President did you feel that earthquake?”
    “I am not ashook”

    • @jaredallen1950
      @jaredallen1950 3 года назад +22

      Best one yet!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @smallfry7304
      @smallfry7304 3 года назад +3

      underrated

    • @miraclewolf2760
      @miraclewolf2760 3 года назад +2

      Brilliant

    • @zoomerjack5435
      @zoomerjack5435 3 года назад +3

      Ironic since Nixon was from California

    • @quasar960
      @quasar960 3 года назад +2

      Mr president why did you burn the steaks
      President: I am not a cook!

  • @oktusprime3637
    @oktusprime3637 Год назад +3328

    This man is so easy to read.
    Nixon: I'm not a book.

    • @ps4nowwoot972
      @ps4nowwoot972 Год назад +11

      😂😂

    • @theorixlux
      @theorixlux 5 месяцев назад +19

      This man is so easy to hire in the kitchen
      Nixon: I'm not a cook

    • @theorixlux
      @theorixlux 5 месяцев назад +8

      This man is so easy to spot in star wars
      Nixon: I'm not an ewok

    • @theorixlux
      @theorixlux 5 месяцев назад

      This man is so easy to place in a chicken coop
      Nixon: I'm not a cock

    • @theorixlux
      @theorixlux 5 месяцев назад +5

      This man is so easy to moore a boat to
      Nixon: I'm not a dock

  • @thesupersaiyanginger132
    @thesupersaiyanginger132 4 года назад +7587

    I like how nobody is bringing up that this was done at Walt Disney World

    • @DrMemesYT
      @DrMemesYT 4 года назад +288

      Bruh

    • @linkfromzelda1002
      @linkfromzelda1002 4 года назад +271

      What?

    • @dennisvelez9846
      @dennisvelez9846 4 года назад +651

      This was at the Contemporary Resort’s ballroom at Walt Disney World, surprisingly enough

    • @ally939
      @ally939 4 года назад +143

      I can’t believe I didn’t know that until now, and I’m so glad that I do know that now

    • @splorgify
      @splorgify 3 года назад +171

      Learning that, don’t we all want Mickey to pop in at the end and say “that’s all folks” as that’s looney tunes and he’s a silly mouse getting involved in politics.

  • @nickitysplit1232
    @nickitysplit1232 3 года назад +14371

    Fun fact: This speech took place at Disney World.

    • @andrewjun3835
      @andrewjun3835 3 года назад +289

      Wait. For rea

    • @andrewjun3835
      @andrewjun3835 3 года назад +403

      Sorry typo. For real? In Disney land?

    • @madebyshiny
      @madebyshiny 3 года назад +1137

      @@andrewjun3835 yep at Disney's Contemporary Resort in Florida

    • @dakdak3331
      @dakdak3331 3 года назад +79

      @@madebyshiny sure did

    • @claytong2069
      @claytong2069 3 года назад +52

      Not fun

  • @DumboSanchez
    @DumboSanchez 8 лет назад +2461

    Clinton: Hey will you help me catch this fish?
    Nixon: I am not a hook.

  • @Madzillahx
    @Madzillahx 6 месяцев назад +797

    WE'RE TAKING WHAT'S NOT OURS BACK WITH THIS ONE 🗣💯🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @mitchellmilarck6600
    @mitchellmilarck6600 3 года назад +4928

    “Hey Nixon can you sear these clams for me?”
    “I am not a cook.”

    • @liberator101
      @liberator101 3 года назад +6

      Ahhahahahhahahahahaha, great one.

    • @VeN0m88
      @VeN0m88 3 года назад +1

      YAN CAN COOK , SO CAN YOU !

    • @scottiep7216
      @scottiep7216 3 года назад +16

      I bought every food ive eaten
      -Nixon

    • @wattson451
      @wattson451 3 года назад +5

      “You’re not the president either, DONKEY”
      - Gordon Ramsay

    • @biodtox
      @biodtox 3 года назад +5

      Seared clams old Nixon recipe

  • @ethanturrano5599
    @ethanturrano5599 4 года назад +3843

    “Hey Nixon can you help me with this e-reader?”
    “I am not a nook”

    • @nikzen9073
      @nikzen9073 4 года назад +1

      Bruh idk what it means, but someone just liked my comment on the Shia video (where your pfp is from). It popped up on my notifications as I scrolled passed your comment o_O

    • @danielmatthews12312
      @danielmatthews12312 3 года назад +29

      this joke references ancient artifacts unheard of by most alive today

    • @YugiMomo
      @YugiMomo 3 года назад +9

      "well then can I flip through you after reading 2-4 paragraphs of text"
      "I am not a book, either"

    • @neildegrassetysonwithaknife
      @neildegrassetysonwithaknife 3 года назад +5

      @@danielmatthews12312 bruuuhhhhhhhh I used to have a nook

    • @ThePaperKhan
      @ThePaperKhan 3 года назад

      Bruh

  • @supermario0527
    @supermario0527 3 года назад +8240

    "Hey Nixon, can you understand what Chewbacca's saying?"
    "I am not a Wook."

  • @S1lenttruth
    @S1lenttruth 7 месяцев назад +2177

    "I-I-I-Im Not a- not a crook"

    • @CaymenEditz
      @CaymenEditz 5 месяцев назад

      THIEVING STEALING TAKING WHATS NOT YOURS

    • @chopparowel6215
      @chopparowel6215 5 месяцев назад +26

      Thevin stealing taking what's not yours taking what's not your that's thevin taking what's not your

    • @zombiefvckerr
      @zombiefvckerr 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@chopparowel6215I DONT REALLY KNOW IF SHE KNOWS OR NOT

    • @girlleavemealone--
      @girlleavemealone-- 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@zombiefvckerr BUT I LEFT SOME STUFF IN HER JEWELRY BOX

    • @zombiefvckerr
      @zombiefvckerr 4 месяца назад +2

      @@girlleavemealone-- AND SHES WEARING OUT MY RINGS

  • @laughslapproductions4690
    @laughslapproductions4690 3 года назад +3588

    “Hey Nixon, can we go swimming now?”
    “I am not a Brook.”

  • @yonkotres
    @yonkotres 8 лет назад +4967

    He sounds nothing like he does in the 3000s

    • @misseli922
      @misseli922 8 лет назад +138

      Tres Waddell 0:31 sounded a lot like he does in futurama xD

    • @clowntrooper61
      @clowntrooper61 8 лет назад +68

      IKR. He doesn't sound anything like the one from black ops zombies either. It was such a surprise to hear his real voice

    • @krombopulousmichael8292
      @krombopulousmichael8292 7 лет назад +52

      sick'em Agnew!

    • @Azurepeahen
      @Azurepeahen 7 лет назад +43

      they exaggerate him

    • @TheDeagster877
      @TheDeagster877 7 лет назад +15

      Dank Crusade AROOO

  • @gadpivs
    @gadpivs 3 года назад +7096

    "I'm not a crook"
    Sounds like something a crook would say.

    • @rensv7928
      @rensv7928 3 года назад +310

      Nixon sus, vote him out

    • @-fewkey-2362
      @-fewkey-2362 3 года назад +20

      @@rensv7928 k

    • @jamesmmcgill
      @jamesmmcgill 3 года назад +53

      Whether he says "I'm a crook" or "I'm not a crook," he's still a crook.

    • @Joe0400
      @Joe0400 3 года назад +84

      . . . . . . . . .
      . . . . . .
      Nixon was the imposter.
      . . . . . . . . .
      . . . . . .

    • @dashiellgillingham4579
      @dashiellgillingham4579 3 года назад +1

      @@rensv7928 YES. This is the joke I needed to see!

  • @kin-ra0626
    @kin-ra0626 7 месяцев назад +832

    tv girl was so random for using this😭

    • @gummieowo
      @gummieowo 7 месяцев назад +9

      fr

    • @lorietherizzler
      @lorietherizzler 5 месяцев назад +84

      well not rlly 😭
      The song is litch called Taking What's Not Yours and "I'm not a crook" somehow fit

    • @goober_toober909
      @goober_toober909 5 месяцев назад +7

      TV girl sucks

    • @lorietherizzler
      @lorietherizzler 5 месяцев назад +74

      @@goober_toober909 im starting to get the conclusion that you don't like TV Girl

    • @kin-ra0626
      @kin-ra0626 5 месяцев назад +25

      @@goober_toober909 wrap it up..

  • @Trifecta_Sports
    @Trifecta_Sports 3 года назад +5439

    “Mr. President are you into poetry?”
    “I can’t come up with a rhyme”

    • @Damsel_In_Distress_528
      @Damsel_In_Distress_528 3 года назад +221

      .. at this time"*

    • @Al-hb6uj
      @Al-hb6uj 3 года назад +8

      Oh noooo

    • @ciaotiziocaius4899
      @ciaotiziocaius4899 3 года назад +7

      @@Damsel_In_Distress_528 funniest

    • @adrianafamilymember6427
      @adrianafamilymember6427 3 года назад +6

      @@Damsel_In_Distress_528 Ey,
      ...
      *FOOK* U then
      ....
      That is what a treacherous crook or -A FOOK'IN DOOKIE- would do/say

    • @Damsel_In_Distress_528
      @Damsel_In_Distress_528 3 года назад +13

      @@adrianafamilymember6427
      "Fook" Rhymes with "Book."
      【Read this in an overly eccentric/ emotional jester like voice】
      Funny, would you take a look, it seems I just snook another Rhyme from mine neverending book of Rhymes.. in which I conveniently have the time... to commit such a crime as absurd as telling Rhymes, but please..
      don't be mistook and judge me by how I may look...
      For I promise you that
      I
      Am
      Not
      A
      Crook
      Well... I suppose there was a time.. YES, a time where I didn't always Rhyme., and once upon this time I may have stole a book or two from one of my own crew.. due too a bet I lost over a challenge to cook the greatest *FONDUE!!!!....* Though my fondue was not sublime, I had to deal with a sue for the books I stole *"From Who?, They Were Never Even Used!"* I never meant to commit a crime, I just wanted to have some words to read for that is how I loved to spend mine downtime.
      But it seems now I've gotten myself stuck into a bit of a lime that I will have to burden until the end of time, but I say..
      I'm am not a Crook...
      I'm just ought but a helpless poet with the dream to be your cook if you'd only ring that bell for me to hear that chime...
      the closest sound
      to complete my neverending Rhymes.

  • @potatobird52
    @potatobird52 3 года назад +4471

    “Mr. President, I’m feeling kinda sad.”
    “I don’t give a fook.”

  • @Fuar11
    @Fuar11 3 года назад +910

    "Mr. President can you hold my coat?"
    "I am not a hook."

  • @thegreenerly
    @thegreenerly 7 месяцев назад +469

    "I am not a crook."
    "I- I- I- I- I- I'm not a crook- crook."

    • @elsky_els
      @elsky_els 5 месяцев назад +16

      THIEVING‼️‼️‼️
      STEALING‼️‼️‼️
      TAKING WHAT'S NOT YOURS‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️

    • @Mike-Twins-lover-d2h
      @Mike-Twins-lover-d2h 9 дней назад

      Make no mistake about that!!

  • @MCO18
    @MCO18  10 лет назад +5837

    Clinton: This burger tastes horrible. Nixon!
    Nixon: I am not a cook.

    • @nelsonroscoe2225
      @nelsonroscoe2225 10 лет назад +111

      You just made my life.

    • @Holmarn-
      @Holmarn- 10 лет назад +3

      explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/lame-joke-alert.png

    • @frannyzooey11
      @frannyzooey11 10 лет назад

      un uh ?

    • @jedihunter176
      @jedihunter176 9 лет назад +78

      Richard Nixon in the library: I am not a book.

    • @MoronicAcid1
      @MoronicAcid1 9 лет назад +43

      ***** Richard Nixon at Barnes & Noble: I am not a nook.

  • @Pizza793
    @Pizza793 3 года назад +5474

    “Mr president, are you invading the privacy of the American people?”
    “I am not facebook”

  • @couldbeanybody2508
    @couldbeanybody2508 3 года назад +5044

    "Hey Mr. Nixon can you fend off multiple armies of German mechanized forces in a urban-desert terrain?"
    "I am not Tobruk."

    • @EliGutie
      @EliGutie 3 года назад +62

      Underrated comment 10/10

    • @Balmung115
      @Balmung115 3 года назад +33

      I laughed way too hard at this. Thank you!

    • @balkanmapping9934
      @balkanmapping9934 3 года назад +22

      You mean one Italo-German army that had only 4 mobile divisions, with the rest being pure foot infantry.

    • @johnpaulabocad6941
      @johnpaulabocad6941 3 года назад +11

      @@balkanmapping9934 They have a Rommel

    • @A-G-A-G
      @A-G-A-G 3 года назад

      Damn that’s a good one

  • @thaneofwhiterun3562
    @thaneofwhiterun3562 Год назад +105

    "I am not a cook, I've ordered every meal I've eaten."

    • @Pboros-mz3rc
      @Pboros-mz3rc 2 месяца назад

      Nixon is not a crook they framed him I love Nixon and trust him he was a honest caring president not like trump

  • @joyduh
    @joyduh 3 года назад +2309

    “Mr. President, can I draw something on you?”
    “I am not a sketchbook”

  • @justinian-the-great
    @justinian-the-great 3 года назад +1476

    'I did not had crook relations with that woman, Mrs. Watergate!"

    • @Jenkowelten
      @Jenkowelten 3 года назад +28

      Thanks for the underated comment, Justinian the great

    • @capybara9069
      @capybara9069 3 года назад +8

      Underrated comment

    • @g.w.f.212
      @g.w.f.212 3 года назад +15

      lol it’s a 2 in 1 special

    • @Colinop
      @Colinop 3 года назад +9

      exactly, they should've read. his. lips

    • @chernovbrichtofen4767
      @chernovbrichtofen4767 3 года назад +11

      Richard Clinton

  • @Roobong
    @Roobong 3 года назад +1798

    "Mr president, would you like to fly with me?"
    "I am not a chinook."

  • @yungaxstro
    @yungaxstro 7 месяцев назад +169

    “You know where to find me, and I know where to look.”

    • @lorietherizzler
      @lorietherizzler 5 месяцев назад +7

      thievin, stealin' taking what's not yours🗣️🗣️

    • @goober_toober909
      @goober_toober909 5 месяцев назад +5

      TV GIRL SUCKS

    • @lorietherizzler
      @lorietherizzler 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@goober_toober909 Ok

    • @yungaxstro
      @yungaxstro 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@goober_toober909 did I ask tho?

    • @microplasticblood
      @microplasticblood 4 месяца назад

      @@goober_toober909listen i dont like tv girl either but can you shut up omg 😭

  • @richardnixon2608
    @richardnixon2608 10 лет назад +2492

    Aroo.

    • @nesnerd8361
      @nesnerd8361 5 лет назад +45

      Nixon I love u!!! I legit have a picture of u on my door!

    • @nesnerd8361
      @nesnerd8361 5 лет назад +17

      Hurray hurray what will Nixon say today

    • @cliffrayner3013
      @cliffrayner3013 4 года назад +16

      Dude you watch RUclips on the afterlife? How Washington doing?

    • @Jaydog11
      @Jaydog11 4 года назад +20

      It just a storm Dick sit down

    • @guzzledgumps2322
      @guzzledgumps2322 4 года назад +10

      Imnotacrook. Imnotacrook. Imnotacrook. Imnotacrook. IMNOTACROOK!

  • @A-G-A-G
    @A-G-A-G 3 года назад +4193

    Nixon “I’m not a crook”
    Narrator: “he was definitely a crook”

    • @reillymcwriting
      @reillymcwriting 3 года назад +100

      “He was.”
      And now the story of the family who lost everything, and the son who has to bring them back together.

    • @smokingthereefer92
      @smokingthereefer92 3 года назад +78

      Nixon: "I am not a crook"
      Morgan Freeman: And as the powers came to be,Mr Nixon or Dick as I call him,was indeed a crook!

    • @paulblartmemecop7218
      @paulblartmemecop7218 3 года назад +37

      Title card: “He was definitely a crook.”

    • @chiefbeef6251
      @chiefbeef6251 3 года назад +10

      I read that in a Morgan Freeman voice

    • @smileysatanson3404
      @smileysatanson3404 2 года назад +13

      ''im not a crook''
      thats exactly what a crook would say

  • @williamgregory1848
    @williamgregory1848 Год назад +2565

    Nixon: “Well I’m not a crook.”
    My grandfather: “You lying bastard!”

    • @jackkennedy70
      @jackkennedy70 Год назад +26

      Lets Go Brandon

    • @AndrewDixon69
      @AndrewDixon69 Год назад +14

      Let's Go TRUMP!

    • @KyleShiflet13666
      @KyleShiflet13666 Год назад +81

      @@jackkennedy70 trump is just Nixon 2.0

    • @jackkennedy70
      @jackkennedy70 Год назад

      @@KyleShiflet13666 Really, I don't recall Nixon ever putting America 1st or creating jobs for people so they can pay their mortgages and keep food on the table like what Trump did. Now Joe Biden he's the devil

    • @diegobarbosa7529
      @diegobarbosa7529 Год назад +19

      @@KyleShiflet13666 aside from watergate Nixon was one of the most accomplished presidents you guys had so that would be a compliment knowing that basically everyone in politics is corrupt.

  • @floris.927
    @floris.927 Год назад +190

    “I’m not a Cook. I’ve Burned everything I got.”
    Facts.

  • @Бургомістр
    @Бургомістр 2 года назад +163

    “Mr. President, are you capital of Greenland?”
    “I am not Nuuk”

  • @Sarato
    @Sarato 3 года назад +253

    "Hey Nixon, could you help Frodo with the One Ring?"
    "I am not a Took."

  • @frank___
    @frank___ 3 года назад +1584

    "I'm not a crook." The crook said calmly.

    • @TheStopShort
      @TheStopShort Год назад +52

      “RICHARD! DID YA PUT YER NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE RICHARD?!”

    • @reneauvray3440
      @reneauvray3440 Год назад +4

      Where is the part he said, "I screwed everything up.?"

    • @ash_11117
      @ash_11117 Год назад +8

      Watergate wasn’t his fault, the only bad thing he did was trying to cover it up.

    • @Pyxlean
      @Pyxlean Год назад +23

      ​@@ash_11117 He was likely aware of the Watergate break-in. Why else would he try to cover it up?

    • @ash_11117
      @ash_11117 Год назад +3

      @@Pyxlean to keep his associates from getting in trouble

  • @_allyzinhofeiop
    @_allyzinhofeiop Год назад +51

    "I'm not a crook."
    THAT'S THIEVIN'!, STEALIN',
    TAKING WHAT'S NOT YOURS!

  • @Duane57557
    @Duane57557 3 года назад +889

    “Mr president, can I borrow some money?”
    “I am not a checkbook”

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Год назад +4

      “Mr president, can you provide covering fire from the air?”
      “I’m not a chinook”

    • @MadmanGoneMad2012
      @MadmanGoneMad2012 Год назад

      "Can't find my checkbook. Hope you won't mind i pay you in change."

  • @IAmNessie
    @IAmNessie 3 года назад +694

    “Mr. President it says gullible on the ceiling.”
    “I will not look.”

  • @Blauab
    @Blauab 2 года назад +275

    It's amazing how he nods when saying "I'm not a crook", and then he shakes his head when saying "I've earnt everything I've got".

    • @julianbufarull7602
      @julianbufarull7602 Год назад +21

      This is a fantastic comment.
      Body language experts would probably agree.

    • @AC-fg4kg
      @AC-fg4kg Год назад +29

      @@julianbufarull7602body language “experts” lol

    • @julianbufarull7602
      @julianbufarull7602 Год назад +15

      @@AC-fg4kg such a thing exists. It's not entirely reliable but denying most humans share the expressive gestures that expose our inner feelings is ignorant. Maybe you're just afraid that you could be easily read?

    • @SteambieGrimbley9110
      @SteambieGrimbley9110 Год назад

      @@julianbufarull7602 idiot conspiracy theorists use it as a crutch when they have no actual evidence for whatever retarded point their trying to make

    • @jeremiahsmith4235
      @jeremiahsmith4235 Год назад +3

      @@julianbufarull7602it doesn’t work like that

  • @heyimgalaxy
    @heyimgalaxy 7 месяцев назад +56

    yk they should put this into a song

    • @Mani-fd7tx
      @Mani-fd7tx 7 месяцев назад +1

      ikr

    • @shots-o-shorts
      @shots-o-shorts 5 месяцев назад +3

      "I'm not a crook 🗣🗣"

    • @maxmeepmeep991
      @maxmeepmeep991 4 месяца назад +3

      0:26

    • @Pboros-mz3rc
      @Pboros-mz3rc 2 месяца назад

      I love how people are joking about this he was framed for god sakes and I would have him as president over trump any day

  • @noahhastings6145
    @noahhastings6145 3 года назад +512

    "Mr. President, are you goofy's laugh?"
    "I am not a hyuk-hyuk-hyuk."

    • @tylerkochman1007
      @tylerkochman1007 2 года назад +9

      This event was at Disney World, incidentally

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 Год назад +3

      Nixon doing the Goofy laugh would be nightmare fuel

    • @specialaccount7631
      @specialaccount7631 Год назад

      such a dumb joke but i still laugh 😂

  • @holius1
    @holius1 3 года назад +977

    That's right, he is no crook.
    He's a 100 level mafia Boss.

    • @pinfoil621
      @pinfoil621 Год назад +3

      Lol

    • @von_Farr
      @von_Farr Год назад +62

      “You can’t violate the privacy of Americans!”
      “Yes I can! I have over two million power in Mafia City.”

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 Год назад

      ​@harb wasn't it 2020? 3 years ago?

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 Год назад

      @harb really? well I guess we reached an agreement

    • @lolerie
      @lolerie 11 месяцев назад

      Hardy

  • @nevize6660
    @nevize6660 3 года назад +807

    "Mr president are you the capital of Greenland?"
    "I am not a Nuuk"

  • @dumpsta-divrr365
    @dumpsta-divrr365 Год назад +255

    This man really dropped the "i did everything right and they indicted meeee" of his generation, gotta respect that

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 11 месяцев назад +18

      At least when he did it, it came off as appearing somewhat more dignified, intelligent and sophisticated.

    • @santividal9387
      @santividal9387 11 месяцев назад

      Even corrupt politicians were more elegant and sophisticated back then. Now they're all like babys. Everyone trying to look cooler than the other...

  • @slimjimbaby
    @slimjimbaby 3 года назад +619

    “Mr. President, surely you must be mistaken”
    “I am not mistook.”

    • @siangchengpang772
      @siangchengpang772 3 года назад +13

      And don't call me Shirley

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange 3 года назад +1

      this comment is beautiful because he was, in fact, mistaken in how to conjugate that word

    • @DarkMasterJo
      @DarkMasterJo 3 года назад +1

      You guys are all clowns get an original thought for fuck sake

    • @iceblacktempestrv6426
      @iceblacktempestrv6426 3 года назад +2

      @@DarkMasterJo We humans truly are sculpted from the same pile of shit; basically no originality repeating the same vapid jokes ad infinitum.

    • @siim605
      @siim605 3 года назад +1

      @@iceblacktempestrv6426 What matters first and foremost is whether the joke is funny. Originality is overrated.

  • @georgeiii2998
    @georgeiii2998 2 года назад +119

    "Mr President, did you burn the toast?"
    "I did not overcook. "

  • @markkoetsier6475
    @markkoetsier6475 3 года назад +975

    "Hey Nixon, throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!"
    "I'm not a Took."

  • @samuellangan2871
    @samuellangan2871 7 месяцев назад +7

    "Hey Mr Nixon, can you move horizontally or vertically on a chess board? "
    "I am not a rook"

  • @somekid538
    @somekid538 3 года назад +5116

    Morgan Freeman voice: "But he was a crook."
    I know it's cringe to edit comments but please don't go to replies. It's clear to me now that Nixonites can't take a joke. Now stop arguing over Dick's legacy please. It's unsightly.

    • @justsomeguy1691
      @justsomeguy1691 3 года назад +80

      Underrated comment

    • @fireeye6762
      @fireeye6762 3 года назад +81

      Honestly didn’t expect to have to scroll down this much to see this comment

    • @crypto2633
      @crypto2633 3 года назад +1

      0.0

    • @rads2361
      @rads2361 3 года назад +14

      I can hear that in my head.

    • @gavinknill5346
      @gavinknill5346 3 года назад +82

      morgan freeman voice as slow montage of pictures of Nixon with piano music plays “shortly after, watergate was completely uncovered and Nixon resigned before he could be impeached, and it looks like this is where Mr. Nixon’s story, at least in politics, comes to an end”

  • @ElonMuskegon
    @ElonMuskegon 3 года назад +475

    "Mr. President, we need someone to prepare the Thanksgiving feast"
    "I am not a cook"

    • @mcmlii.v
      @mcmlii.v Год назад +4

      "I've burned everything I got."

  • @acoop7959
    @acoop7959 3 года назад +1168

    Richard Nixon: I am not a crook.
    Narrator: He was, in fact, a crook.

    • @lentisdophlu5357
      @lentisdophlu5357 3 года назад +13

      Adam Coop Actually, he wasn’t. He did some really bad stuff but he never stole money.

    • @-actualgoodcontent-4795
      @-actualgoodcontent-4795 3 года назад +97

      @@lentisdophlu5357 so you have to steal money in order to be considered a crook???

    • @lentisdophlu5357
      @lentisdophlu5357 3 года назад +16

      @@-actualgoodcontent-4795 Yes, Nixon wasn’t a crook. He was, however, a criminal.

    • @thatguythatstoleyourlunch3189
      @thatguythatstoleyourlunch3189 3 года назад +61

      @@lentisdophlu5357 they’re synonyms though

    • @lentisdophlu5357
      @lentisdophlu5357 3 года назад +5

      @@thatguythatstoleyourlunch3189 They’re not really.

  • @froggierobbie
    @froggierobbie 5 месяцев назад +14

    "i-i-i-i-i'm, not a-not a crook-crook!" 🗣️🔥🔥‼️

  • @MCO18
    @MCO18  9 лет назад +1966

    crook
    -noun
    1. a bent or curved implement, piece, appendage, etc.; hook.
    2. the hooked part of anything.
    3. an instrument or implement having a bent or curved part, as a shepherd's staff hooked at one end or the crosier of a bishop or abbot.
    4. Richard M. Nixon

  • @MM54334
    @MM54334 3 года назад +688

    "Mr President, does my butt look big in these pants?"
    "No, I will not confirm that, I will not take a look"

    • @ES-zk2so
      @ES-zk2so 3 года назад +2

      Best one

    • @Ian-gh9gb
      @Ian-gh9gb 3 года назад +8

      @@ES-zk2so Now that I look back It’s pretty lame.

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 3 года назад

      @@Ian-gh9gb seems pretty high quality most other ones were basic rhymes but there was something popping off here

    • @AnnoyingAllie3
      @AnnoyingAllie3 3 года назад

      Ofc he didn't wanna take a look, everybody knows he wasn't unfaithful with his hubby

    • @Z3t487
      @Z3t487 3 года назад

      @@australium7374 Nah, he was saying he took a look at the ass and looked lame.

  • @raghavahuja12
    @raghavahuja12 3 года назад +532

    'hey Nixon, why is it so hard to read you?'
    'I am not a book.'

  • @stucq
    @stucq 5 месяцев назад +28

    "Mr. President, will you move forwards or sideways in a straight line"
    "I'm not a rook"

  • @PureAwesomeness857
    @PureAwesomeness857 11 лет назад +3131

    Forty years ago: The President of the USA taps a few people's phones, gets arrested.
    Now: The Government of the USA tracks everybody's stuff, no consequences.

    • @MCO18
      @MCO18  11 лет назад +380

      Several people were imprisoned as a result of the Watergate scandal, but Nixon himself was never arrested or charged with anything.

    • @PureAwesomeness857
      @PureAwesomeness857 11 лет назад +107

      Nixon was never charged with anything because it was clear that his predecessor, Johnson, would have pardoned him. This would make charging Nixon pointless; so it never happened.

    • @RedAngryBadger
      @RedAngryBadger 11 лет назад +105

      piano trumpet Nixon was never charged because he resigned before any impeachment process could fully go into way. Then Ford pardoned him to stop any further action being taken

    • @MCO18
      @MCO18  11 лет назад +159

      piano trumpet You mean Gerald Ford? LBJ was dead by 1974 and would not have had the power to pardon anyone once he left office.

    • @PureAwesomeness857
      @PureAwesomeness857 10 лет назад +29

      Yes, Max Power, Gerald Ford. I always get Johnson and Ford confused.

  • @ExemptuousAquatic
    @ExemptuousAquatic 10 лет назад +877

    "Aaarrrroooooooooooo!!!!"
    - Richard Nixon, 3000

    • @professoroak5162
      @professoroak5162 7 лет назад +6

      ExemptuousAquatic aroooo. Aroooo indeed.

    • @RemovingTheWingus
      @RemovingTheWingus 7 лет назад +12

      Remember what the doormouse said feed your head, im meeting you half way you stupid hippies

    • @ChristopherFergo
      @ChristopherFergo 6 лет назад +10

      I remember my body, flabby, pasty skin, riddled with Phlebitis. A good republican body. God I loved it.

    • @ZakJordan98
      @ZakJordan98 6 лет назад +9

      "And once im swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoo's for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place muahahahahahahahaha!'

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 4 года назад +3

      He’s become bitter and let’s face it crazy over the years! He’ll sell our children’s organs to zoos for meat and break into people’s houses at night and wreck up the place bwahahaha

  • @kiwikyler1
    @kiwikyler1 3 года назад +256

    "Hey Nixon, can you open up a little?"
    "I am not a book."

  • @L_back
    @L_back Год назад +14

    “Hey Nixon are you a talented writer?”
    “I didn’t write a book.”

  • @markanthony4546
    @markanthony4546 3 года назад +238

    “I’m not a crook”
    Richard Nixon proceeded to be a crook.

    • @therajaofashbourne8483
      @therajaofashbourne8483 3 года назад +4

      underrated comment

    • @markanthony4546
      @markanthony4546 3 года назад +2

      @@therajaofashbourne8483 ❤️

    • @kareemwail4495
      @kareemwail4495 3 года назад +9

      "And that was when everyone realized, he was a crook."
      -Morgan Freeman

    • @skizzz3884
      @skizzz3884 3 года назад +6

      @Simz Zxy nothing really, what he did wasn’t that big of a deal but it was politically advantageous to get rid of him so they did.

    • @skizzz3884
      @skizzz3884 3 года назад +3

      @Simz Zxy people will use terms like “crook” and corrupt when its politically advantageous, Nixon wasn’t doing anything that the democrats weren’t trying to do to him, he just got caught.
      Obama literally did something similar to trump and the same people who call Nixon a crook don’t care.
      It’s comparable to the trump Russia stuff probably, in size anyway

  • @PanzerMan332
    @PanzerMan332 3 года назад +50

    *record scratch*
    Narrator: "He was, in fact, a crook."

  • @i_havethe_highground3955
    @i_havethe_highground3955 3 года назад +576

    "...Sir, this is a Wendy's"

    • @georgemackins9500
      @georgemackins9500 3 года назад +27

      He actually said this at Disneyland believe it or not

    • @bananacrazy554
      @bananacrazy554 3 года назад +17

      “Well I am not a cook”

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 3 года назад +9

      McDonald’s: I’ve earned every cent I’ve got.

    • @emmadunn7939
      @emmadunn7939 3 года назад +4

      The Burgerler form MacDonald's...

    • @i_havethe_highground3955
      @i_havethe_highground3955 3 года назад

      @Connor McfarIand if you get so mad at a dead meme you need to go outside and get a hobby

  • @Rockbullet-su9go
    @Rockbullet-su9go 3 месяца назад +14

    SUPREME COURT RULED HIM NOT A CROOK LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!

    • @ktheone6000
      @ktheone6000 3 месяца назад +4

      TOTAL MILLHOUSE VICTORY

  • @Giercownik7
    @Giercownik7 6 лет назад +2316

    Spoiler: He was a crook.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 4 года назад +21

      Someone should tell youtube!

    • @kern5450
      @kern5450 4 года назад +78

      Joseph Joestar wtf, why would you spoil it for me

    • @nicholasberry8456
      @nicholasberry8456 4 года назад +48

      No he isn’t

    • @zlcoolboy
      @zlcoolboy 4 года назад +15

      Omg no spoilers!

    • @tea-sus8722
      @tea-sus8722 4 года назад +9

      damn you with your hermit purple

  • @Penguinz072
    @Penguinz072 3 года назад +55

    “Mr. President, did you get bit by that big fish?”
    “I am not a hook.”

  • @connormorris5589
    @connormorris5589 6 лет назад +1177

    Video is 37 seconds longs, Nixon was 37th president, illuminati confirmed

    • @squatchjosh1131
      @squatchjosh1131 5 лет назад +37

      I think his resignation was his 37th and last public announcement as well.

    • @brianarbenz7206
      @brianarbenz7206 5 лет назад +27

      My mother turned 37 the year he left the vice-presidency.

    • @scatchleyii
      @scatchleyii 5 лет назад +2

      Connor Morris hahahahaha, yep
      Say it ain’t so Joe!

    • @SupersonicMojoJojo
      @SupersonicMojoJojo 5 лет назад

      why.

    • @CrazyBear65
      @CrazyBear65 4 года назад +1

      I'm digging Mudvayne. \m/

  • @Eycil
    @Eycil 7 месяцев назад +20

    HOLY SHIT TV GIRL REFERENCE???!?!??!!!?!?!?!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @louis4949
    @louis4949 3 года назад +110

    “Mr. President, what do you think of people copying your style of fashion?”
    “I am not a look”

  • @keyburns
    @keyburns 3 года назад +397

    I love how Nixon hesitates before saying he’s earned everything he has.

    • @notrius7754
      @notrius7754 Год назад

      @Ajit Adonis Manilal sociopath's dont hasitate when lying or when doing anything, in fact, they are so confident in themselves that they make every lie sound like truth.

    • @ragglefraggle9111
      @ragglefraggle9111 Год назад +12

      Strange from the guy who had an actual mansion on the beach in Southern California at this time

    • @Ye-NaddaWest
      @Ye-NaddaWest Год назад +8

      ​@@ragglefraggle9111aint that strange for a guy who grew up poor as a quaker.

    • @anonrex565
      @anonrex565 Год назад +4

      Because he did.

    • @samwecerinvictus
      @samwecerinvictus Год назад +15

      @ragglefraggle9111
      Nixon grew up extremely poor and did in fact earn his way up. Watergate is far more nuanced (Nixon wasn’t even aware of it until after it had already happened).

  • @xi7837
    @xi7837 3 года назад +193

    after he says "I'm not a crook" it looks as if his body doesn't agree with him self

    • @thegreenbird795
      @thegreenbird795 3 года назад +10

      Nixon's BODY LANGUAGE WAS ALWAYS A BIT STRANGE..LOL

    • @mousermind
      @mousermind 3 года назад +8

      Yep. He was definitely crooked.

    • @jasonjones2329
      @jasonjones2329 3 года назад +5

      Your preconceptions are fooling you. You are definitely not a body language expert to say that. Hell, your not even a novice.

    • @xi7837
      @xi7837 3 года назад +2

      @@jasonjones2329 what did you take some university course and you now think your some expert

    • @jasonjones2329
      @jasonjones2329 3 года назад +7

      Yep

  • @kevinrooney3351
    @kevinrooney3351 3 месяца назад +8

    "I am not a crook by today's standards."
    Thanks, John Roberts.

  • @freemanmike47
    @freemanmike47 9 лет назад +323

    We act like there were no other corrupt politicians. Nixon just got caught.
    Other politicians do stuff behind the scenes. No one's innocent in the game of politics. Someone has done something the public wouldn't agree with

    • @freemanmike47
      @freemanmike47 9 лет назад +22

      Exactly
      Politics favors one side more than the other
      But on the contrary bill clinton was bashed for his affair with Monica Lewinsky.
      If he was a republican they would have swept it under the rug

    • @fuhque9132
      @fuhque9132 9 лет назад +17

      ***** Lol, you don't think mainstream Republicans are deserving of any of their criticisms these days? I'll make you a bet, if Democrats or Independents were Obstructing and working for Businesses and Billionaires over the American people, constantly undermining and abusing our Democracy for personal profit, you would call for their heads. I'll never understand anyone who ignorantly defends EITHER side..this Country is fucked.

    • @MrRedcarpet02
      @MrRedcarpet02 9 лет назад +4

      mike freeman Some recent ones have. Like that youngest ever Republican Congressman forced to resign after abusing his expenses allowance

    • @jmowreader9555
      @jmowreader9555 8 лет назад +1

      +Harry Engel In "modern times"? Harry, Illinois politicians have been crooks since before Illinois statehood.

    • @jmowreader9555
      @jmowreader9555 8 лет назад +2

      +Harry Engel Here's a nice, but necessarily incomplete, article about crooked Illinois politicians: content.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1865681,00.html
      There's a lot of mafia presence in Illinois and mafia people need cooperative politicians.

  • @acaptainnachoz2111
    @acaptainnachoz2111 3 года назад +59

    "Mr. President, there's no such things as half-way crooks"
    "I am not a shook"

    • @lekevire
      @lekevire 9 месяцев назад

      Still one of the most goated songs ever.

  • @solomonreal1977
    @solomonreal1977 3 года назад +35

    "Mr. President, you must impersonate babyboomer humour, in the 2020s!"
    My child cannot click book

  • @wahitsoctavia
    @wahitsoctavia 7 месяцев назад +32

    "I am not a crook."
    THIEVIN STEALIN TAKIN WHATS NOT YOURS TAKIN WHATS NOT YOURS TAKIN WHATS NOT YOURS THATS

  • @freeRKelly885
    @freeRKelly885 Год назад +58

    Voice over: He was, in fact, a crook

    • @knownoname1107
      @knownoname1107 7 месяцев назад +4

      I read this in the voice of Morgan Freeman.

    • @KingofDerps
      @KingofDerps 4 месяца назад

      @@knownoname1107 Same

  • @s_baller4116
    @s_baller4116 3 года назад +186

    “Mr President I scraped my knee”
    “I’ll give it a look”

  • @naggu1243
    @naggu1243 5 лет назад +582

    “I’m not a crook”
    -a crook

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 4 года назад +9

      Still better than Bush and Obama

    • @naggu1243
      @naggu1243 4 года назад +9

      All 44 of them suck

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 4 года назад +4

      @@naggu1243 you know what else suck? Life!

    • @jpeg.600x2
      @jpeg.600x2 4 года назад

      @@andy56duky book

    • @thrawn7600
      @thrawn7600 4 года назад

      I do not have sexual relationship with that women. If he is talking about Hillary it may true but if its about Lewinski than wrong. So
      sexed.
      Iraq have chemical weapon.
      No chemical weapon.
      We are doing a "rescue misson" on Grenada.
      Grenada invaded.
      Mexico will pay for that wall.
      Mexico didn't payed.

  • @qtips069
    @qtips069 7 месяцев назад +9

    tv girl reference

  • @alphabrother6823
    @alphabrother6823 3 года назад +160

    “Mr. President, Pipin caused Watergate”
    “Fool of a Took”

    • @fatimazz
      @fatimazz 3 года назад +5

      This is the best I've seen so far

    • @naegoaway3562
      @naegoaway3562 3 года назад +2

      @Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicolvocanoconiosis *pissin

    • @matta5463
      @matta5463 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @VEE0034
      @VEE0034 3 года назад

      @@fatimazz I don't get it

    • @rezawicaksono4753
      @rezawicaksono4753 2 года назад

      @@VEE0034 omg, u never watch lord of the rings?

  • @zachlandreth8500
    @zachlandreth8500 3 года назад +41

    “Mr President do you want to leave the Shire?”
    “I am not a Took”

  • @RareReadsYT
    @RareReadsYT 3 года назад +270

    Good shit richard

  • @Bludobi9001
    @Bludobi9001 Год назад +84

    Compared to modern day politicians, Nixon is a Saint

    • @Yatagurusu
      @Yatagurusu 10 месяцев назад

      No he isnt, he still directly sabotages vietnam and gets 60K americans killed and 2 million vietnamese

    • @AJ-pc9gu
      @AJ-pc9gu 10 месяцев назад +11

      tell that to indochina

    • @VapeEscape
      @VapeEscape 9 месяцев назад

      He started inflation by inflating the price of gold like a balloon. The economy was stable from WW2 until he got in office. The price of gold was 35 an ounce for 30 years. We had a great economy until he ruined it, He is pure corruption. Put 35 from January 1971 in an inflation calculator and you get 270 not 2052.

    • @lekevire
      @lekevire 9 месяцев назад +11

      tell that to sinoindia

    • @Rip-Tyro
      @Rip-Tyro 6 месяцев назад +11

      Tell that to Bangladesh

  • @NickolaiVolkov
    @NickolaiVolkov 3 года назад +198

    “President Nixon, which came first: you or an egg?”
    “I am not a chook.”

  • @CeroSect
    @CeroSect 4 года назад +36

    “Nixon, were you a hobbit who accompanied Frodo Baggins for a while on his trip to Mordor?”
    “I am not a Took.”

  • @LateNightHalo
    @LateNightHalo Год назад +95

    Decades later we have trump’s “I’m an innocent man! The most innocent man that ever was!”

    • @KyleShiflet13666
      @KyleShiflet13666 Год назад +17

      Trump is just Nixon 2.0

    • @julianbufarull7602
      @julianbufarull7602 Год назад +21

      Trump is like Nixon if he never read a book.

    • @-James-A
      @-James-A Год назад

      So you retards are gonna ignore virtually every other corrupt/murderous president ever because Pedowood say Trump bad?
      They're all crooks and war mongers.

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis Год назад +14

      "i dID eVeRyTHiNg rIgHt aNd tHeY iNdIcTeD mE"

    • @PrivateerJimmy
      @PrivateerJimmy Год назад

      ​@@julianbufarull7602wow😂

  • @noahwain2308
    @noahwain2308 7 месяцев назад +29

    YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME

  • @neo3888
    @neo3888 3 года назад +35

    Richard Nixon: "I am not a crook"
    Also Nixon: *is a crook*
    hmmm🤔

  • @definitely_notme4112
    @definitely_notme4112 3 года назад +317

    “Hey Nixon are you an adult female crab?”
    Nixon: “I am not a sook.”

  • @mt7able
    @mt7able Год назад +21

    “Mr. President, how do you feel about these scathing accusations?”
    “I will not be shook.”

  • @note_si
    @note_si 3 месяца назад +4

    God bless the Roberts Court for enshrining into the constitution that Nixon is not a crook. Maybe now people will start seeing the truth that Nixon is, in fact, not a crook.