Tim Vine - 2016 Opening Night Comedy Allstars Supershow

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @tombolton1379
    @tombolton1379 4 года назад +21

    Of course what makes you laugh is subjective, but Tim Vine has to be one of the best comedians going. For every joke that the average stand up tells, Tim will tell about 20 (that goes for most one liner comics too) and every one is fantastically cleverly written and performed with care and love and enthusiasm and good timing. Pulling off one liners is possibly the hardest thing to do in comedy and Tim does it to perfection near enough every time. And they are consistently funny. He never relies on swear words as so many comics do he never feigns over exasperation as so many others do. Every joke has to be cleverly written and intentionally worded and well delivered and Tim nails them every single time. True genius.

  • @AR-iy7oy
    @AR-iy7oy 3 года назад +52

    His expressions always looks like he can't believe that joke worked.... Tim Vine is brilliant

  • @ace11sarcens70
    @ace11sarcens70 3 года назад +25

    Love it when he says “yeah for a livin”...

    • @lemickworth
      @lemickworth 2 года назад +1

      that's a tim vine classic!

  • @matgee8892
    @matgee8892 8 лет назад +343

    It is so very unusual and brilliant to do four minuets of one liner type stand up that you could even take your kids too. This is way harder than it looks for sure, well done Tim.

    • @Maghanashi
      @Maghanashi 7 лет назад +29

      He writes the best jokes. The ones that make you think "why the hell didn't I think of that?"

    • @brucedickinson12
      @brucedickinson12 6 лет назад +13

      saw him couple of yrs ago over an hour and not one swear word and he was hilarious

    • @benparker1041
      @benparker1041 4 года назад +3

      A comedian who shows you can be clean and funny. Brilliant

    • @johnnyhmash
      @johnnyhmash Год назад

      I love a minuet.

  • @jayaychare7318
    @jayaychare7318 2 года назад +8

    hes the king of amazing bad jokes. he just owns it

  • @ArmyofLove
    @ArmyofLove 4 года назад +21

    We need more comedians like this who can craft a joke.

  • @coisital
    @coisital 3 года назад +7

    The most underrated comic ever. This guy is a genius, never a dull moment, and always leaves everyone feeling better!
    I love his artistic surreal stuff (his youtube videos on the TVTV channel, wow!), but his stand up bits - beyond brilliant.
    Sore Naples... come on...

  • @Aquascape_Dreaming
    @Aquascape_Dreaming 2 года назад +19

    I could easily have sat through an extra half hour of that 😅🤣😂

    • @marypursall
      @marypursall 6 месяцев назад +1

      My aching sides might not cope!!!

  • @Achilles94627
    @Achilles94627 8 лет назад +384

    "Sorry? Yeah, for a living". LMFAO!!!

    • @mikeh996
      @mikeh996 8 лет назад +1

      Aahaha!

    • @husnainafsar8708
      @husnainafsar8708 8 лет назад +6

      I didn't get this

    • @shanobian
      @shanobian 7 лет назад +3

      Husnain Afsar as in he acts stupid for a living

    • @MMR_LM
      @MMR_LM 7 лет назад +18

      Husnain Afsar He's making a joke saying he's not a great comedian

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 5 лет назад +12

      It's as if someone at the front said "are you supposed to be a comedian"

  • @AR-ii3ly
    @AR-ii3ly 6 лет назад +35

    I can listen to Tim Vine all day. Even the stupid jokes are funny, but it’s the way he tells them.

  • @HZ-fg9sf
    @HZ-fg9sf 3 года назад +21

    Tim Vine is such a dad character. 😂 Love that he makes a living off of it.

  • @jamessmithers5206
    @jamessmithers5206 8 лет назад +74

    "I'll skip that" LMAO!

  • @NinjaChrisSillyHistory169
    @NinjaChrisSillyHistory169 5 лет назад +11

    Tim Vine is hilarious, the one liners are so clever...He's not too bad in his sitcoms either...

  • @mjf508
    @mjf508 5 лет назад +18

    The waiting song KILLS me.. don’t know why it’s so brilliant but it is.

    • @Remidyo
      @Remidyo 2 года назад

      waiting... can sometimes be... lots of fuun..................................................

  • @AR-iy7oy
    @AR-iy7oy 3 года назад +7

    Absolutely love Tim Vine but that... For a living bit gets me every time

  • @boggybogallow
    @boggybogallow 8 лет назад +126

    Expensive sweets. Mars, Galaxy, Milky Way. They're astronomical.

  • @mrguillemot
    @mrguillemot 7 лет назад +109

    Tim is our best family comedian by miles, but always appears to be under-rated because his act is one liners. Very funny man, if he doesn't make you laugh you must surely have no sense of humour IMHO. Multi-storey car park crime, wrong on so many levels...classic!

    • @diggpal
      @diggpal 6 лет назад +1

      Haha true!

    • @bradleybaum9000
      @bradleybaum9000 5 лет назад +3

      I have a sense of humour.Tim Vine is even less funny than being slowly drilled through the eyeball and of the back of the head with a very rusty drill bit! If you want really funny one-liners comedians watch Milton Jones and Stewart Francis! They are the complete opposite to Tim Vine!

    • @aussiedadreviews
      @aussiedadreviews 5 лет назад +1

      mrguillemot he’s great. I love him and Milton Jones too. Clean family friendly.

    • @arwahsapi
      @arwahsapi 4 года назад +1

      Tim Vine has his own uniqueness: "HIT THE MUSIC PLEASE!"

    • @YorkyOne
      @YorkyOne 3 года назад +1

      @@bradleybaum9000
      It would appear you already have had the back of your head drilled into - and your sense of humour removed.

  • @mick62mick
    @mick62mick 5 лет назад +9

    The finest family stand-up, EVER!!

  • @lukejohnson8017
    @lukejohnson8017 4 года назад +5

    So I'm finally going to read my new clock manual today, it's about time.

  • @agnesemccrissican3335
    @agnesemccrissican3335 9 месяцев назад +1

    He has such comical expressions too which works so well with his act . missed him alot when he left not going out 😢

  • @beastyclarke
    @beastyclarke 6 лет назад +16

    Love you...never crude our Tim ... xxxx

  • @brendancarroll9376
    @brendancarroll9376 4 года назад +5

    Amazing, I haven’t not laughed so much in ages

  • @KRPTV
    @KRPTV 5 лет назад +12

    I read a book once on anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!

  • @m.o.cfitnessrolemodels3642
    @m.o.cfitnessrolemodels3642 8 лет назад +45

    the most unique talent

  • @stombstone
    @stombstone 6 лет назад +38

    I once attacked a circus performer. I went straight for the juggler.

  • @strke69
    @strke69 6 лет назад +14

    So This farmer came up to me and said I've got 68 sheep can you round them up for me?
    I said sure "70"Hahahahahaha

  • @DG6985
    @DG6985 8 лет назад +143

    Spent half my life in elevators, had it's ups and downs

    • @ilikethisnamebetter
      @ilikethisnamebetter 8 лет назад +18

      Unfortunately there has been no heated discussion of your comment, which means I don't get to say "that escalated rapidly".

    • @TsunamisKid
      @TsunamisKid 8 лет назад +12

      Although the comment did lift our spirits

    • @steveb8429
      @steveb8429 8 лет назад +16

      made me laugh on so many levels

    • @danielgiles833
      @danielgiles833 7 лет назад +1

      bahaha

    • @josephphilpin7811
      @josephphilpin7811 6 лет назад +1

      David Graham oh wait it’s a torch

  • @philjamieson5572
    @philjamieson5572 5 лет назад +128

    I think Tim Vine would be a fun Doctor Who.

    • @laurenceseale
      @laurenceseale 4 года назад +14

      That ain't going to happen straight,white male.

    • @philjamieson5572
      @philjamieson5572 4 года назад +5

      @@laurenceseale Yep. I reckon you're right.

    • @MattCrawley_Music
      @MattCrawley_Music 4 года назад +7

      Gruntfuttock ok snowflake. They’ve only had one doctor who’s not male, and none who aren’t white

    • @KrisCasey4
      @KrisCasey4 4 года назад +5

      @@MattCrawley_Music have you not seen the new season?

    • @honordefon610
      @honordefon610 3 года назад

      I hate that doctor
      Hasn't even got a name...

  • @PGHEngineer
    @PGHEngineer Год назад +2

    Love Tim Vine. You just knowvhes got a book of English idioms and phrases and he just goes through asking himself " how csn i squeeze a joke out of that?". Sometimes i suspect the squeezing of jokes involved a Black and Decker Workmate and a large vice, but its all to the good.

  • @hanoman78
    @hanoman78 3 года назад +5

    My God those puns ❤️❤️❤️

  • @anaccount8474
    @anaccount8474 6 лет назад +37

    He arrived before his herbs did, he was ahead of his thyme.

  • @nezbit8989
    @nezbit8989 5 лет назад +6

    Brilliant as always 😂

  • @Porldweace
    @Porldweace 5 лет назад +10

    “What concerns me is that one day I’ll wind up an old man and he’ll attack me “😂

  • @PalmerPerspectivePodcast
    @PalmerPerspectivePodcast Год назад +2

    His joke selling is top notch

  • @theymusthatetesla3186
    @theymusthatetesla3186 5 лет назад +6

    Just goes to show, you can be funny AND clean!!!

  • @AsadKhan-lm6yr
    @AsadKhan-lm6yr 5 лет назад +6

    What a legend!!!

  • @pikeflowed
    @pikeflowed Год назад +3

    A class act, just gets better with age :)

  • @arse-eyes
    @arse-eyes 6 лет назад +15

    Such a clever comedian

  • @beastyclarke
    @beastyclarke 6 лет назад +9

    hmm 71 comments on this 1 alone Tim ...I love ya daft humour not crude or nasty ...keep going Tim lad xxxx

  • @whatonearth9809
    @whatonearth9809 5 лет назад +3

    “.......but not always!”
    LMAO 🤣🤣

  • @danceswithcritters
    @danceswithcritters 7 лет назад +17

    delightfully funny bloke.

  • @davidedwards3361
    @davidedwards3361 4 года назад +3

    He's doing so well.
    All these years performing, and the same jokes!

    • @honordefon610
      @honordefon610 3 года назад +2

      Write him some new ones
      Maybe not he's quite capable...

    • @dawnneedham1474
      @dawnneedham1474 2 года назад +2

      Jealous much 😀

  • @scotscub76
    @scotscub76 3 года назад +2

    Ill pop you on the scales DYIN 🤣

  • @nathanwright6007
    @nathanwright6007 5 лет назад +8

    My boss told me to have a good day... So I went home.

  • @umadbroaha3002
    @umadbroaha3002 6 лет назад +1

    This guys gold! Love him

  • @anaccount8474
    @anaccount8474 6 лет назад +19

    What's the opposite of coffee? Sneezy.

  • @FernandoPerez-ng7jn
    @FernandoPerez-ng7jn 3 года назад +1

    Sheer brilliance

  • @andyweb7779
    @andyweb7779 6 лет назад +6

    "I'll skip that.." lol

  • @terencejay8845
    @terencejay8845 5 лет назад +3

    'I took my girlfriend on holiday to a Caribbean island.' 'Jamaica?' 'No, she wanted to come.'

  • @thenecessaryevil1030
    @thenecessaryevil1030 8 лет назад +7

    legend 😊

  • @KRPTV
    @KRPTV 5 лет назад +3

    I never used to like having a beard but it's grown on me!

  • @gohansolo1980
    @gohansolo1980 7 лет назад +14

    "Is it a banana or is it a torch?" -Tim Vine "And when we say 'torch' we mean 'flashlight', because we're British, not medieval villagers." -Outside Xbox

    • @dapaintbrush6965
      @dapaintbrush6965 5 лет назад +1

      I say torch more then flash light and I'm British

    • @bengunns
      @bengunns 3 года назад

      flashlight is American

    • @WAZA___
      @WAZA___ 3 года назад

      @@bengunns Americans always get English wrong. And they're so arrogant they think they are correct...even though it's our language they are speaking.

  • @mikewatte4478
    @mikewatte4478 7 лет назад +7

    you can never be a pilot if ur name is jack. if somebody says hi jack it causes panic

    • @DEAN_23
      @DEAN_23 6 лет назад +1

      Imagine if your name is Ivor Hangrenede

    • @Ronnabe_
      @Ronnabe_ 4 года назад

      DEAN23 I often thank my parents for not naming me that

  • @garymcatear822
    @garymcatear822 6 лет назад +5

    I once modelled for a Grizzlie photographer, i had to bear all (i just made that up)

  • @anaccount8474
    @anaccount8474 6 лет назад +7

    He was mugged by a bike and got tangled up. The police say he was caught in vicious cycle.

  • @safc76
    @safc76 4 года назад

    Love it

  • @mick1406
    @mick1406 6 лет назад

    Brilliant!!

  • @TootingKarmoon
    @TootingKarmoon 6 лет назад +6

    A unique comedian, way ahead of his time

    • @nchcroy3877
      @nchcroy3877 6 лет назад

      Coco Salt Way ahead of his time?
      Err no...Tim Vine is very good but you can see that he has been very heavily influenced by the late great Tommy Cooper who was doing this act 40+ years ago..

    • @MattCrawley_Music
      @MattCrawley_Music 5 лет назад +1

      He's actually very old fashioned. In a good way

  • @nathanjorgensen749
    @nathanjorgensen749 8 лет назад +3

    CANT STOP LAUGHING XDXDXDXDXDXD

  • @MrRobertjohn15
    @MrRobertjohn15 3 года назад

    Yes for a living 😂😂😂

  • @tonyjax8454
    @tonyjax8454 8 лет назад +12

    he's definatley the next Tommy Cooper!

  • @LeskoBrandon2x
    @LeskoBrandon2x 4 года назад

    I once got my wife a prosthetic leg for Christmas as a stocking stuffer

  • @AR-ii3ly
    @AR-ii3ly 6 лет назад +3

    I told a girl she was tastier than a bottle of ketchup. She said ‘I don’t take condiments lightly’

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 6 лет назад +2

      What salt of joke is that ?

  • @rian202003
    @rian202003 2 года назад +1

    Tim is a genius, check out his channel. Recreating Columbo is great

  • @paulhardman6965
    @paulhardman6965 6 лет назад

    Masterclass 😆😄😃🤣😂

  • @andrewmcgeorge7820
    @andrewmcgeorge7820 4 года назад +7

    He was on countdown today.
    Half his puns were lost with the audience.

    • @honordefon610
      @honordefon610 3 года назад +4

      Give em a break they are the older generation
      Where's me washboard....

    • @Liofa73
      @Liofa73 Год назад

      Probably OAP Brexit voters... less than a brain cell between them...

  • @sparrovski
    @sparrovski 4 года назад +2

    I heard this guy was great. I think he said it himself about himself.
    I guess I heard it on the Great Vine.

  • @williamtaylor874
    @williamtaylor874 4 года назад +1

    He is a modern Tommy Cooper brill !

  • @SubjectRandom21
    @SubjectRandom21 6 лет назад +4

    "Nah, I'll skip that!", not completely crap.

  • @JAaurora2419
    @JAaurora2419 Год назад

    Tim Vine = Vin Time

  • @Wally-H
    @Wally-H 5 лет назад +6

    Exit signs, they're on the way out, aren't they?

    • @88omair
      @88omair 5 лет назад +1

      One of my favourites

  • @stoolpigeon4285
    @stoolpigeon4285 5 лет назад +2

    love it when the camera cuts to the crowd and we can spot those with no sense of humour

  • @harryturner8701
    @harryturner8701 7 лет назад +2

    It's so bad it's funny

  • @cityblue1982
    @cityblue1982 5 лет назад +1

    Genius

  • @rickparker1582
    @rickparker1582 8 лет назад +3

    @Zaco Baco...I had no idea who Iglesias was until you mentioned him. To say he is in the same league as Tim is completely fanciful. Iglesias is just one of those comedians who loves the sound of his own voice and thinks he is hilarious when in fact he is about as funny as a party political broadcast. Broaden your mind.

  • @DeadlyV1RU5
    @DeadlyV1RU5 2 года назад

    Is it a boxing glove or is it a shoe?
    Is it a boxing glove or is it a shoe?
    Is it a boxing glove or is it a shoe?
    The answer is it's a torch.

  • @KRPTV
    @KRPTV 5 лет назад

    Has anyone heard that new album featuring a vomiting cow? It's called "now that's what I call moo Sick!"

  • @noelgilmore595
    @noelgilmore595 7 лет назад

    Brilliant

  • @bladechild2449
    @bladechild2449 6 лет назад

    It's hard to believe this is the guy who had hair and presented Whittle

  • @mattvkpc
    @mattvkpc 4 года назад

    I'm sure plenty of people have already pointed this out, but has he got notes written on his left hand? 3:26

  • @NibberKSmooth
    @NibberKSmooth 3 года назад +1

    I was grumpy about the largest satellite we can see, so I stopped Mooning.

  • @mirosgerg
    @mirosgerg 4 года назад

    James Spader (aka spider) looks like Tim Vine.

  • @thedemonincarnate938
    @thedemonincarnate938 3 года назад +1

    It’s a torch.
    No a banana.
    No it’s a tornanna
    200th comment

  • @speroskoufis7505
    @speroskoufis7505 5 лет назад +1

    Big old strong ol boiyo

  • @rosserman2501
    @rosserman2501 6 лет назад +1

    Im a baker...its a honest crust.

  • @jjpaulie9468
    @jjpaulie9468 5 лет назад +1

    What do you call a man with no shins? Neil

  • @68blues
    @68blues 6 месяцев назад +1

    Right…you start watching his act and think this is crap. For some reason you continue to watch, you last the whole video. Then you google his other videos 'cos they really are funny. Wish he was in the Road movies with Bob Hope instead of Bing.

  • @timomastosalo
    @timomastosalo 5 лет назад

    One day I'll wind up an old man,
    and he'll attack me. :)

  • @Thursdaym2
    @Thursdaym2 4 года назад +2

    Love him in a hetro way.

  • @gazriley624
    @gazriley624 5 лет назад

    borderline lol

  • @hatmos91
    @hatmos91 6 лет назад

    There’s Malta that Italian cost job :)

    • @heli-crewhgs5285
      @heli-crewhgs5285 5 лет назад

      hatmos91 I think that you need to rewrite that. It makes no sense.

  • @romanxxxxyoutube
    @romanxxxxyoutube 5 лет назад +2

    Tough crowd

  • @grahamfuray2106
    @grahamfuray2106 8 лет назад

    oh rite

  • @notused.
    @notused. 3 года назад +2

    Only Tim can do those crap songs and make them amusing

  • @swibb5790
    @swibb5790 6 лет назад +1

    1:31
    2:18

  • @nchcroy3877
    @nchcroy3877 6 лет назад +1

    Tommy Cooper would be proud..

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 6 лет назад +1

      I honestly can't see the connection. TC rarely made me laugh but Tim does every time, all the time ..:)

  • @WhosAGoodDogue
    @WhosAGoodDogue 6 лет назад +4

    Don't get me wrong, Tim Vine, to me, was a funny man when he just did 5 mins or so on the BBC programme "Live at the Apollo". He just hits everyone with one-liners and puns and doesn't bother with all that stupid (childish) songs. And that's how I like Tim Vines humour: without the rubbish. Just "get on", "blast the audience" with that rapid fire wit, and "then" exit stage left. I'd never pay to see him perform live, as I honestly think I'd walk out 10 mins in as soon as he started that bouncing around and "singing". It doesn't suit his act. He's known for puns etc, but to just break it all with childrens party singing, clown dancing, and songs that don't make sense interupts the flow and lets down the rest of his performance. Sometimes, the internet is the best place to see his comedy, as you can select all the good bits, skip the rubbish, and save about 30 quid on the price of a ticket.
    I also liked Milton Jones on his short bursts on "Mock The Week" and also at the Apollo. On the strength of those stand up bits, I went and bought his DVD "The Lion Whisperer". And my gawd, how disappointing that was. A complete let down, and 15 mins in, I was still sat with my arms folded, not uttering a single laugh. It wasn't funny, and his timing was well off.
    So again, like Tim Vine, I think some comedians are best just kept to short sets of 10 mins maximum.

    • @johnp515
      @johnp515 4 года назад +7

      I feel the same way about You Tube comments. That was way too long. I gave up half way through

    • @attentionaddicts
      @attentionaddicts Год назад +2

      The songs and visual gags break up the performance and give the audience a rest.
      Tim says that it's really tiring for an audience to hear joke after joke continuosly for over an hour.

  • @BrianMaiden-o9c
    @BrianMaiden-o9c 3 года назад +1

    Modern Day Tommy Cooper....

  • @Vince1303
    @Vince1303 6 лет назад +3

    very funny, but I hate the songs

  • @murphh57
    @murphh57 5 лет назад

    taxi