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- Опубликовано: 29 окт 2012
- Agent 47 versus... a porn shoot. A Hitman flick the way a Hitman flick should be.
Special thanks to IO Interactive and Square Enix for making this video possible!
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Starring Kevin Burke as 47, Joe Fidler as the director, James Mitchel-Clyde as the sound guy, as well as the Action Factory team on stunts.
Christie Stevens as the porn actress, Benjamin Franczuski as the pool boy, and Leilo Ismailava, Aima Miley, and Sidnie Miller as the pool girls.
Sound by Kevin Senzaki, VFX by us and Kevin Comerford
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Hitman would work so well as a netflix series. 12 Episodes, each one about a different target, different location. A lot of dead pan humor from 47, a lot of bad-assery, perhaps some downtime scenes with 47 (like him going weapons shopping or something). It just seems like the perfect solution.
Totally agree!
You are a genius!
With Jason Statham as hit man
TerminatoR 777 nah Johnny sins
Exactly Filip, I was thinking the same too.
The Emotionless way 47 walked behind his target is absolutely accurate to the games, its almost frightening how well the actor managed to play 47.
That is so true. I didn't actually think about how he stalks his target like that. 10/10 acting aside from the porno they were attempting to make lol
He is _just_ an actor, right...?
...
RIGHT...?
@@Whimsy3692 lol
Especially how he managed to put on an entire set of clothing in 3 seconds
Better than the agent in 2007 and 2015 movies!
It’s honestly amazing how every movie studio failed to make a live action Hitman movie, but Rocket Jump can pull it off and make it better in under 5 mins.
I think the whole Hitman in live action would be better as a Netflix series. It makes sense from a perspective of quality. Each episode focuses on a specific contract, location, etc. The plot can be a secondary factor in the background, as it usually is in the Hitman games.
@FindingmyDeen
I mean, it can be used as a "what happened between Absolution and World of Assassination?" There had have been at least 4-5 years between those 2 games. What was the ICA doing in that time? Where was Lucas Grey and what was he doing? How many contracts did 47 take and were they connected to Providence? The show can answer these questions easily. The Witcher Netflix series works because it isn't trying to tell a story directly from on of the games.
As far as character development goes, Agent 47 seems bland, but he's a rather complex character. He has emotions deep inside him, but he's a sociopath because of how he was "programmed".
FindingmyDeen or, they could try to create an air of mystery around hitman.
@FindingmyDeen I mean episodic shows work out. Just look at Samurai Champloo and Cowboy Bebop!
@FindingmyDeen that's why it wouldn't work as a movie. But when you have episodes with a short length you don't have to focus on character and plot development as much and could distribute it over the episodes building up for a grand finale. As for the episodes themselves the focus is more on the environment, the targets, his traits, story and characters affiliated with him. We could see 47 interact with characters, gather information and use his talents to improvise and pull off some sick and creative kills. And since it's not a movie you can keep the overall plot of an episode simple. It starts with 47 arriving at the location and gathering intel from Diana and ends with him exiting the place undetected or escaping after getting caught. And in every episode 47 gathers some information that leads him closer to the truth.
I genuinely like the idea, compared to other game franchises this could really work well for Hitman
honestly the ending is pretty accurate to a lot of my playthroughs. perfectly executed until i kill the target and everyone sees. Then a large gunfight ensues
The grind set is doing the level sloppily, observing all of the guards paths, events that happen, windows of time to slip into areas ect. Then once you do that you can try the level as many times as possible until you get it right. I used this on the 7th floor of the hotel in absolution. (Don’t remember the level name) there was a room with a janitor disguise. A maid was there so I could not slip in unnoticed. A man with a phone call walks by Wich also causes the maid to walk by, I slip in, grab the clothes. This is the perfect window of time for you to put on the clothes before the next maid comes into the room. That is an example of my method working, of course you can do it another way, your choice.
@@CoolestColor I Think Thats Hunter And Hunted
Yeah I haven’t really played my necessary 300 hours yet but most of the time it’s a ballistic kill
@@tjsimmons4527hunter and hunted is the final level to contracts
It’s so accurate, they got a real porn star to play the role of a porn star lol.
Score: -15,000
Target Killed: 5000 points
Non-target killed 5x: 5 x -4000 points
Wasn't it 6 non targets? The sound guy and the 5 body guards
@@destinydemonalpha5653 I dont think he killed the sound guy, he just knocked him out
@@danielhenze8182 it looked like 47 used a garrote on the sound guy, which would technically be lethal.
Im not a nerd but 5x 4000 = 20.000
Bloody_ storm36 uh huh?
Non target killed-fresh disguise-Roll Sound achievement unlocked-target eliminated-Piano Man achievement unlocked-fresh disguise-non target killed-Cannonball! achievement unlocked-fresh disguise-non target killed-non target killed-non target killed-non target killed. Final score: ⭐️⭐️
Ufff you know your job men 👍🍻
He would probably get zero stars but he looked bad ass whilst doing it. It would have been 4 stars if he wasn’t compromised.
@@lennysummers HAAH FIND YAAA LENNEEEHH MAH BOOAAAH
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Ok
its been 10 years and this still goes hard (EDIT) THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LIKES GD
Agreed
That scene where that agent tries to pull a quickdraw on him so he straight up grabs him and shoots him in the stomach at point blank range with heavy knock back causing him to fall back first into the pool in slomo with Ave Maria playing in the background is so badass.
Agreed
w ha t ?
1:34 And this is about the time where our parents would walk in.
Yes
RUclips: let's recommend this legendary guy after 8 years
Haha
Yes
Lol
Same
Ues
He doesn’t care about how the girls look, he’s loyal to his job and is sticking his eyes on his target.
yes
you have 47 likes too
Poo
The target is that ass🔥🔥
@@babascamdev8020 sup agent
The girl: "The water is wet"
Me: Ah yes, and the fire is hot
dry water and cold flames do exist lmao
The floor is made out of the floor.
And wall is made out of wall
me: I'm ready for the lazy river in the pool.
a nearby sign: "Caution, Water Is Wet"
me:.........f*ck this sh*t, I'm going in, anyways.
the only comment i liked😂
3:17 I could watch that on loop all day!
That whole mini-scene was perfect, from the fist to the face, to the abdomen shot, to the slow motion backwards fall into pool, and the huge splash he made upon impact.
He got a bad score for killing too many non-targets.
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Yes, this is definetly not silent assassin. :P
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Shit, he's almost as bad as I am. :P
Cteklite Yupp
3:18 The type of Hitman humor I can get behind
Fax
Guard: He's looks different but what is it, Oh SH.... *Dead*
Plot twist: he’s an actual hit man and he’s being recorded
Damn he forgot to erase the evidence that's going to cost him points and a 0 star rating
watched this 10 years ago. Rewatched now. It's incredible how amazing a movie could be if they just stay close to the source material. This clip is better than all the hitman movies.
when the fan made scene is better than both movies
***** yo the last hitman movie's agent 47 had a British accent for like 4 min, then he suddenly had an american one. Acting was sub par, the casting wasn't too great either
is that johnny sins??? OMG !
Looked also a lot like an action movie with the standard action scenes. Hitman is not about that. Well except when he is spotted, then all hell can break loose.
You are right even the actor who play hitman is more accurate than the actors from previous movies.
Well, 47's appearance was based on his own voice actor so that's not surprising.
*SHADY BALD MAN STARES INTENSELY AT YOU*
Hes like: Oh hell no
*Suspicious*
*Crime noticed*
*Combat*
@@shitboi4138 hunted
Compromised
wait a minute, did I just hear a *distracting sound* over that other direction?!
Well...shit...
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Oof!
To this day, THE best non-video game Hitman content ever. In fact, I'd say it gets the vibe even better than the new games. The John Woo influence is that common thread, and these guys know what makes Hitman work so well.
“I need you to clean my pool.”
“Yes.”
1:39
Girl: Romon, I need you to clean my pool for me, it's very dirty.
Romon: *Y E S*
Lol
Her Name is Christie stevens😂😂
*Swishes water around a few times*
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Brother
plot twist: this is actually about Johnny Sins sabotaging a porn that he was supposed to play.
Omg lmaoooooooooo
+Oguzhan Ozturk Then he takes over
+Oguzhan Ozturk Oh my god lol
Savage
turk oldugun heryerden anlasiliyor =D
Great movie
i never seen this movie. I saw 2 different type. Whats called this one ?
@@AlexAlex-rb9wf what the HELL did i just read?
This is really well made. The shootout scene seemed realistic, obviously, I wouldn't know, but I greatly enjoyed this.
See, now *this* is what "Hitman: Agent 47" should've been like.
+Pyramid Head nope
+WarriorReshiram the first one or the second one?
Steiner Navi TV Both.
+Nicholas Hassan Indeed, he looks so much like 47 that i first thought it would be a teaser for the upcoming Hitman game.
Yea besides the fact that he guns everyone down on his exit instead of sneaking out skillfully.
Actor:be careful the water is wet
*Albert Einstein wants to know your location*
ICE FLAME 😂
Why is this not top comment?
3:39 tell what the music is name is, please!
INTELLIGENCE 100
Be careful
The water is wet
probably the best live action Hitman I've ever seen. Amazing actor!!
For being 8 years old i’m very impressed on the quality and clear effort put into this
Now that's how you do a live action Hitman movie...
@Tyler Durden and how would that be fun to watch?
@Tyler Durden he is a clone trained of killing from his childhood
@@Danteeth I agree. Protagonists who don't make mistakes aren't interesting. Antagonists on the other hand, are way more interesting.
If I ever made a Hitman Movie it would be in the perspective of the Detectives charged with arresting him. Imagine having to discover 47's current disguise, target and plan, prevent his next assassination and take him to jail, _THAT'S_ impossible. _That's_ a challenge.
@Am better then everyone and Everything am a GOD he can be whatever the fuck the way i'm playing as him
@Am better then everyone and Everything am a GOD i m just joking, didnt mean to reply to u
3:09 I died laughing at the perfectly folded cloths
Same XD
clothes*
rest in piece nigga
XD
@@middleagedmutantninjaturtl7732 nigga
every once in a while i come back watching all the rocketjump short films, ngl they never get old
Rocket Jump still holding up as some of the highest quality content on RUclips, 8 years later
When you start a level in stealth and end with carnage.
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Every Skyrim Stealth mission I do ends like this. Sneak in Massacre Out. ✊😅
whenever someone annoys me in a level, i just kill the entire map, all the guards GONE, every npc GONE, but I still havent killed the target in 45 minutes
They really should have gotten this actor to play Agent 47 in the new movie...
V Sen but everyone would freak out because he has light facial hair
SciMan I guess you're right. It still would have been cooler though XD
New movie?
VSen he said he dosent mind playing 47 in the movies and says both actors are great
(a year later)
It doesn't matter who plays Agent 47 if the script is garbage. The reason he works so well here is because they did a nice job of writing out the scenario, portraying an actual mission from the game in a cinematic fashion.
After 9 years I come back to this video 01/04/2022. The quality is still great.
This is better than both movies, great job!
“Mission completed, good work 47!”
ak 47
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Bruh
@@creeperina0154 47
@@creeperina0154 john wick vs agent 47 who wins
Why didn't they hire this guy for the hitman movie? Much more alike
Apparently in Hollywood's perception, Hitman is like a soldier... Wrecking havoc all over the place... Big explosions... Not silent assassin type of guy...
Hafidz Murshidie which ofc, is the same reason why did square Enix f***ed up the series when they took it from IO interactive
Nemer mano Yep.... Ohh I remember when I played Blood Money on PS2...
Movie is being done but more hopes on a Hitman TV drama shows similar to these Breaking Bad. Hitman video game is a franchise in novel and movie, so why not have this actor and filming crew to make a TV show
They did. This guy was the stunt double for the hitman.
9 years and still the best
Almost 10 years later and this video is stil a masterpeice
I love how it perfectly portrays when a mission goes wrong and all hell breaks lose and you have to shoot your way out. lmao.
Indeed, I could imagine playing through this level.
Thisis Myname I love how we all know what we're talking about... :D it would be easy though.....
No one can witness if theres no one to witness lol
we're the witnesses
ISetYourFaceOnFire I
4:08
Diana: "47, your barcode seems to have smeared. Hire another tattoo artist, possibly?"
Confirmed
How have I only just discovered this 8 years after it was made?!
After 9 years it’s still sooooo good
My question is... was the pool cleaned in the end?
***** This is depressive
Sadly no, he refused to clean unless supplied with a net, which the crew couldn't find. R.I.P Pool 1969-2012
Phonos Smith LOL
+Phonos Smith Also nets don't clean blood out of pools.
Da public needs to know
3:18 OMG he's smiling. If he were to hold that smile in his face for another second the earth would explode
That bodyguard singlehandedly saved everyone's life.
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
He was using 100% of his power
Any more and everybody would die
that editing is AMAZING! WOW
That close combat cut was clean as hell
hitmans greatest power:
changing clothes in about 0.00001 seconds
HELLO SMUG DANCING KID
Yea.
u r right:)
lmao
LeL
So much better than the movie that just came out. I wish this had been feature length instead!
When you didn't play the game is the movie very good!
+ES Films actually it makes you look stupid for watching a movie about a stealth game when in the movie he just guns down everyone
+simple dave Well actually you can play Hitman in whichever style you want. Loud, quiet, or both.
+TheJQKteam not talking about absolution...
+simple dave edit: sorry wasnt thinking straight, yea you can but its not the way that you should be playing it
this still holds up
The fact that this had better casting then both movies
If we're going by in-game lore, 47 would never fuck up this bad. He is always persistently flawless.
That's kind of why it'd be difficult to make a movie about him. He goes through everything without seemingly any challenge.
That doesn't mean you can't make a good movie about Agent 47 with some artistic liberty. In "Hitman: contracts" (after the Opera House level from "Hitman: Blood Money") agent 47 was shot after the contract by the member of organisation, which is rival to MKA. So it's not the tough to came up with some unforeseen consequences in the movie if the script is well-throughout out. Maybe it will be good to make an Absolution's adaptation with "LEon Professional" kind of plot, under which 47 suddenly taking care of the girl Victoria and goes against his own employees.
make him discover more about his past or something
However doing a movie precisely of these flawlessly done jobs would be the perfect way of doing a Hitman movie, he is the perfect clone after all and he's one of the best at his thing. And the conflict thing could go over a job went wrong doing the Contracts thing that the prior comment mentioned.
The first movie really nailed it, his character and all. We don't talk about the second one.
I mean, there's a Golgo 13 anime.
3:23 I love this moment with the song
What's the song?
Fox is cool turn on the Captions on this part
Ave Maria
cool ave maria
It’s Ave Maria from Blood Money
Love it when I discover these ancient relics on youtube
“Be careful down there... the waters wet”
lmao
Tbh I woulda waited till after they finished filming if you catch my drift
Ooohhhh yeeaaaahhhhh ;) ;) ;)
they would know before then regard ant stop
edit: SHADDUP YOUNGER ME YA FOOK
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Sam Taylor lol it stopped at 96
“Not a documentary about cleaning a pool.”
Dead 😂
damn I remember watching this years ago. It's been a long time 47.
Bro this is so well made
In those glasses he looks more like Jonny Sins
Vladislav Zverev lol
Imagine johnny sins playing the hitman in this lmao
LOL
KY421 Entertainment he actually would look good as agent 47
@@scumbag1731 and it would make sense seen as it's a porn shoot...
This was better than both the Hollywood made movies. This is what a Hitman movie should be from start to finish, with a proper backstory. Dude, you made an awesome video, if you can make more, you should legit do it.
That's a kindergarten mission on Hitman
9 years and I am still getting recommended this
Npc
3:19 tfw your perfect silent assasin run is ruined by one person raising your suspicion metre a little bit
Nikola Pavkovic haha xD
4:07 did they actually just draw some lines on his head for the barcode
D E T A I L S
DETAIL 100
Lmao
Ryan Marvees in the beginning it’s cgi I think cuz the second time you see it it looks way worse
No he cuts it in the movie like he makes it with a knife
why is this recommend 8 years later bruh.
RUclips: this video is too good let's recommend it after 8years
when johnny sins sees someone else take his role
Paul C stfu “im weak😂” gayest thing to say dude
Is there something wrong with being gay tho?
@@breadgeorge_ yes
Karl Jóhann Hallórsson Worrying about where men put their dongs makes you as gay as them.
Who tf cleans out a pool with their hand?
Its a porno god dammit
People in pornos apparently
@@nicname3147 People in pornos sleep with their parents and siblings, plus their siblings' spouses, so who's shocked?
@@night-seeker666 I doubt anyone is at this point
a demonstration of all things hitman. truly a masterpice
That bullet and blood CGI is awesome! It looks so real-
Waaaaaaaait a dang minute.
"That water's wet"
*CONTROVERSY ENGAGED*
At 4:17 I like how he grabs his tie with style with his suppressed 45s in his hand after eliminating multiple threats that’s something Mr. 47 would do
@Sam Lim You would if you accidentally fucked up this bad and can't save
@Sam Lim calm down its just a badass short flim if hitman was John Wick. Except hitman is a pussy just planting poison in a cup that happens to be full.
@@captainrex2298 john wick is just shit at stealth.
Those pistols are 1911
3:13 feels like an gmod animation XD
Love how you chose Agent 47's weapon of choice, the Hardballer 1911 SD
Way better than the new movie that is coming out is ever going to be.
***** I guess we all were haha - This actor and the situation are already 10 times better than the first movie...
MarkDeMort agreed.... T_T
i hope somehow.. it can be good....
+MarkDeMort XD
oh what do you know, i was right
+MarkDeMort The hitman in the video fires like five rounds per target, while the one in the games used like 3 at most, and 4 on [Spoilers].
Still better than any movie by Uwe Boll.
4:08 i love how they drew his barcode on, its just perfect
Roguery
Looks to big tho
Rogue-ry Rick and morty level continuity: Achieved
With a pen
This is one of the best videos I’ve seen
that was some tripple A mini movie consider making a full one you've got this!
Water is not wet.
Yes it is.
Classic Holywood mistake
@@R3DSH1FT196
No water is not wet.
Water is only wet when it touches a surface.
plasma master Right so when it's not touching a surface, water is dry. Got it.
@@R3DSH1FT196
Are you being sarcastic?
Anyway I never said anything about water being dry when not touching a surface.when something is dry theres no water so how could water be dry?
Besides the way I said that water isnt wet is generally the most logical way to say it!
This guy could have achieved a Silent Assassin rating (according to Absolution rules) if he had simply hidden the camera guy's body, and either A: escaped though a window after performing the hit OR B: hid the targets body as well, threw a bottle in the room so the outside guard would come in to investigate, and then snuck past him on down the stairs out the front door and BAM...time for 47 to call Diana for his next assignment...actually never mind Diana was 47's assignment...hehe
You can't get a Silent Assassin rating if you kill civilians
Mamenber Yeah your right, I forgot he strangled him in this clip, alright so in this case if he did everything above AND pacified/syringed the camera man, he would have been golden :D
Adam Lambert
Damn, you really thought that over lol.
Daniel Allen Haha yeah man I'm extremely passionate about the Hitman series, because it's totally my kind of game. I've played all the missions on each different game a million times. I've just always admired games that allow the player to improvise by providing different options to accomplish the task at hand, and Hitman is all about it, regarding not just the brilliant concept of stealth, disguises, and various tools to get the job done, but also the idea that you essentially become the hitman, because then it becomes almost like a strategy game for me. That freedom of choice imo also gives the Hitman series tremendous replay value, which is so awesome. I can be a silent assassin, or I can be that ruthless contract killer with no limits on what it might take to complete the mission. Plus I love the character of Agent 47, he's the perfect ideal hitman in my mind, being that he's is a clone from a lab in Romania who spent all his young adult life learning how to perfect the art of assassination, which qualifies him as an extremely highly dangerous/trained/skilled assassin, so in theory he really is almost super human. However he also has a good side as well, and has attempted to devote his life to the church by working hard and donating copious amounts of money for the sake of trying to do the right thing, which is what we saw in Hitman 2: SA. Then on top of all that you have Jesper Kyd, one of the greatest video game composers of our generation, who has done all the music except for Absolution. H has a way of enhancing the atmosphere in a way I can't even describe. I respect him immensely. I wish I could help develop the Hitman series, I have so many cool ideas to suggest that I think would make it an amazing game.
Nice! Well i hope you get to become involved. I myself just finished the Absolution campaign and i loved it! Problem was i can't get the previous games because they're not on the PS3 so before playing i researched the entire story from Romania.
This has to be the best Hitman Video i've seen On youtube.
the slow-mo guy falling into the water was HALLARIOUS
I never saw Gavin or Dan in this movie at all
*NON-TARGET KILL*
IKR, if I were him, I would've used purple syringe!
Hitman absolution with the instinct shooting. And also in the game it doesn't punish you as bad.
Hitman and action don't mix.. How is this so hard to understand. 😋
"Be careful down there, that water's wet"
Yeah and wood is wooden
And stone is stoned🤤
@@JayJay-tl7dq and gold is golden
And grass is-... Uh..
*"grassed?"*
And the floor is made out of floor
@@LeumazDnazor dammit that's what I was going to say
the whole time I was just thinking about how cool it would be to go from sleeping in you room to just walking out and jumping 5 feet into a pool.
0:53 “wihavryuvien? comon pichusap”
Wtf lol im ded
Lol the script is ACTUALLY!!!! Dumb
Where have you been? Cm'on, pictures up! 0:53
It IS a porn shoot, where you expecting good acting?
''Where the hell''***
4:12 you can see the camera man
Hajar Bouaddi I saw it
Hajar Bouaddi so?
He ded rip
No
A L A N G A M E S yeee heee ded
why is this actually so well made
Old but gold
2:01 can’t stop laughing
Starting stealthy, ending rampagey
Just like the Hitman game be played
This is a nice short on Hitman, it actually has some effort put into it. Definitenly Much better than those horrible movies Hitman unrated or Hitman agent 47. Good job!
damn this video hits different when u know its almost been 10 years ago when this was released
This scene was probably based on the mission "a new life"
and you better watch out
TrickyJawa 。
Cris Valencia cool
favorite mission of all time
That was my favourite in Blood Money
RocketJump OMG Who is yall fuckin camera crew?! Those camera angles were priceless! And whoever was playing 47 has the look, the demeanor, and conviction; he walks just likes em. I couldn't stop laughing how he was just walking up behind the target-- just like the games! And who orchestrated the fuckin ambiance and the comedy?! This shit was well put together. The amount of views are no coincidence.
They are good dude. Freddy Wong and Brandon J LA were the ultimate duo back in the day before Brandon left to do his own thing.
this should have been the crew to architect the 2015 movie on hitman,and i dont even wanna start talkin about how they f***ed up the 2nd chance on the movie,i u have seen the trailer then u would know whut am talkin about
The guy that played agent 47 was really the guy from the movie
absolutely amazing
Hey a 4 minute hitman short film that already is better than the movies in just a few seconds.
at 4:10 you can see another cameraman at the right side standing up for the next shot
3:16 sunglass reflection