If Geralt were Honest
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
- Geralt was "busy" with a Witcher contract, but this time he is being honest about it.
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The end was hilarious 😂 "last time I saw her she was walking that direction." "I'm on it" and walks off the other way 😂😂
gotta collect some more archgriffin heads, gotta bump up that contract value 😁
To be honest i was expecting in the end for him to be like, "how about some gwent?", but the leaving on the opposite direction was good too
would be even better if the npc just say that
he probably remembered that this villager ony has poor fucking infantry level cards and moved on 😁
To be fair... looking at that picture. Witcher was doing him a favor
she makes the best dumplings in the village, the man has priorities! 😁
She looks like someone you'd need a witcher to -defeat- find.
Reminded me of Hattori in my first playthrough, bro was waiting for so long and everytime I pass by and get his cutscene I tell him "just need a minute" 😅😅
Y’know… if it were any other game, I’d say it’s time to move on to new material but, honestly, this continues to be an endless goldmine! Yet another perfectly observed facet of Geralt! 💋👌
thanks for that! planning new material in the future as well, but agreed cannot abandon Geralt it is just too good 😁
Well, especially now that he’s having a successful return! I plan on re-playing Wild Hunt soon myself, at which point I’ll definitely revisit your back catalog!
1:19 never have I felt so attacked by something so true.
dumplings are awesome, almost as good as burned bread 🍞
@@LaserSky especially paired with pyerog runes and Gourmet perks!
Honestly, judging by that poster I think Geralt is doing him a favour 😄
Geralt probably knows drowners already converted her to sandwiches 😅
She remind me of a water hag a bit lol
Gotta get those dumplings 🤣
🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟 can't get enough of them 😊
From the first word Geralt said you had me laughing haha. That "6" was delivered with such confidence, love it 😂
a month has passed and that man still waits for Geral while the 6 went up to 60 😁
that's how Velen is so poor in Witcher 3 , and quest rewards are pitiful. Because Geralt has been in Temeria twice already in previous games!
Not the dumplings 😂
they can be left alone only if burned bread is on the menu 🥖
Now if only I had taken that Doppler's advice and used the picture of last month's Passiflora poster, my wife would be back by now. Still... at least my goat is happy!
Like a Witcher automated reply "your contract is very important to us, your contract is now number 10 & will be attended to shortly"
"Press 1 to speak to a Kaer Morhen advisor, for all other enquiries press 2"
🎶🎶🎶 pam pam pam a ram 🎶🎶🎶🎶
At first I was going to say that if the peasants were so smart, they wouldn't need a Witcher; but then the ending hit me
They got us in the first half, not gonna lie
..Not me being in Lindenvale for about 10 minutes ago.
Awesome video as always! 😂😂👌
Thanks @BaraAstons! 😃
Your witcher videos are so hilarious and relatable in gameplay😅😅😅 I'm subscribing.
thanks Joshua, much appreciated!
Reading Word for Word isn't always the best way
If the picture was of a more beautiful woman he would have been all over that case!
that woman is a goddess sir!
Złoto jak zawsze!
dzięki! ⚔
''can we talk?'' ''see you around''
When you forget that you exhausted every dialogue for that NPC, or thinking that the NPCs may have new dialogue based on your actions done in side quests.
Is it weird that i knew this village is Lindenvale?
hmmm maybe you have a clue where this guys wife is? 😁
This is gold
Everything is correct but for two things:
1. my Witcher does not steal anything from inhabited houses (except for some occasional book)
2. my Witcher doesn't go to brothels (except for to try and see what happens and reload save)
😉
agreed, reloading a save means it doesn't count 😁
My Witcher would absolutely take everything that are not tied, glued or nailed to the house.
As always super! Unique content. I love this channel)
glad you enjoy it and thanks for that!
I rather find a old woman pan than finding your wife
Geralt admitted all this, because it was still better than to confess he took his wife for a water hag and since damage was already done he managed to fulfill another contract with the trophy.
That guy's a bit of a negative Nancy, he's on it
Geralt went in the opposite direction =D
prolly went Gwenting with the locals :D
@@LaserSky Haha high possibility =D
NPC IQ is 120 points too high.
😂😂
Witcher don't care.
😂
as always, doing the exact opposite of what he should :D
Look man with your wife's...admirable visage I think Geralt might be doing you a favor
it's a small village...😁
Lmao
im on it
Funny that I'm watching this a month ltr. It is like the contract holder knew. 🤣 I always wondered wat the contract holders did while I was busy doing all the gwent contracts. Like how are the individuals still alive.
Haha true you Geralted this video! 🤣
Guilty! 😅
Good content
IF ITS SO EASY TO DO WHY DOESNT HE FIND HIS OWN DAMN WIFE ON HIS OWN???
Lol 😂
wonder what the first edit was! 😂
Funny and true
You should make a video about Hattori reward sword lol
Good suggestion, I'll consider it in the future! Have a nice weekend!
@@LaserSky awesome! You too!
Yeah that would work! There's material for a video there for sure considering the wild goose chase he sends you on lol. Could also make a joke about the dumplings as well