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Greenland shark vs Chuckwalla. The chuckwalla puffs up and knocks a boulder down into the deep sea. It misses. The Greenland shark outlives the chuckwalla. Greenland shark wins.
I get him though, I'm always like "Having one or two favorites for every kind of animal just makes sense I mean there are millions of animal species out there having 1000 favorites seems small in comparison."
Clint is gonna start an ultimate human rumble and put the author of these books in it 💀💀 edit: some of these comments are getting out of hand, I would say the best way to do this would be to do a fight between the homo genus and have the author be the homo sapien
The chaqaula expands and knocks over a rock but it misses the leopard but the rock is actually a nuke and it explodes making the leopard say ouch the leopard loses the fight
@@angelicaurias860 In the director's cut, though, the tiger pretends to be a Zebra. Cecil Rhodes loses interest and thus yields this round to the tiger.
Oh Clint. You're such a gentle kindly soul and we let you suffer through these books for our amusement. I have to ask of myself and fellow audience, are we the bad guys?
Its not really even a given that The Meg could beat a Great White. Size doesn't always help, Megalodon may have the strongest bite force but their size and mobility would hurt them going against Great White who can practically turn on a dime.
@@lutherheggs451 "Size doesn't always help." In this case it surely does. Mobility doesn't matter in this scenario as the megalodon would be so much larger that it would move faster than the white in the first place. There's a reason taller people are able to move faster. The larger your size, the faster you'll move. Especially when you're essentially a larger form of the smaller species.
@@TermssOSEh... I agree Meg would win but bigger does not always mean faster. Once you get really big it starts kind of going the opposite way because of the sheer amount of drag enacted upon you plus the insane amount of energy it takes to move quickly at that size. There's also the fact there's more to speed than just... Size. For example, someone fatter than you won't move faster than you, but someone taller than you will. Both are bigger, but in totally different ways. If we assume bigger means faster without fail this would make the blue whale the fastest animal to ever live.
@@catpoke9557 We're discussing size, not mass. The megalodon also has the exact same movement capabilities as the white. It was a fast swimmer. Recent studies have shown that it is very likely that the megalodon did prey on the white in the first place for 400,000 years.
@@TermssOSsize doesn’t always make you faster regardless of mass either though. Going back to your example of people, there’s an optimal height for sprinting which is roughly 6ft for men. Being too tall would absolutely start to hinder your speed at a certain point
Holy cripes, Clint. That's the first time I've ever heard anyone explain why saltwater and freshwater fish have to stay in their specific habitats. I've wondered about that for years and never got a straight answer. Thank you!
You could have gotton that answer from a pokemon video 😂 Seriously, for some reason pokemon fan content is crazy informative on other topics. The one I remember is deom lockstin and gnoggin and about which water pokemon would be salt or freshwater dwelling and the explanation on why it matters is pretty good given its applied on fictional creatures where no one could care any less😅
As an avid water lover and fisherman, i have NEVER understood WHY freshwater fish cant survive in salt water and vice-versa. It has never been explained by someone actually knowledgeable. I rewatched your explanaitiin and i thank you for your visuals. Makes complete sense now.
I felt the same way when Clint explained white meat chicken vs dark meat in his duck video. Did you see that one? Not sure "duck video" is a useful label.
Cladistics will ruin previously simple terminology for you, because youll realize it's not even just ancestry, its all the biomechanical shenanigans under the hood that are more similar: birds are closer in anatomy to things like raptors than those raptors are to other things that we absolutely can consider dinosaurs, like triceratops. Therefore, we kind of HAVE TO acknowledge them as another group of dinosaurs Or in this case, how a calcified skeleton is a pretty big deal. not just structurally, but for the purpose of being a calcium reservoir
@spindash64 I'm advocating for common use of "non-mammal synapsid" as a term because it annoys me endlessly how almost everyone refers to synapsids as extinct
34:17 to give the artist the benefit of the doubt, I’m pretty sure the rows of teeth “down its throat” are ACTUALLY meant as a sort of motion blur effect; as in, faint afterimages of where the teeth were moments before as the mouth quickly comes toward us, in an attempt to give the illusion of directional motion to a still image
A basking shark can pick up enough speed and force to fully breach itself from the water. If I was a bull shark, I wouldn’t want to be in the way of that living freight train.
@@sandwich4763 They are generally observed closer to the surface, sometimes high enough to keep their dorsal fin and tail above the water. They can also be found swimming in large groups, and while they typically do move slow, they can muster insane amounts of speed and energy for their size. If a basking shark is seriously determined to get somewhere, there are very few animals living on earth who can stop it because of its sheer mass.
@@unfortunatelymad980 Ohh, I just noticed, while I read your comment I somehow mixed up Basking Sharks and Greenland Sharks. Still, I didn't know that. I wonder what they would need the speed for. I can't really imagine it would be a predation adaptation, as the only animal I can think of that could be dangerous to them would be orcas.
@sandwich4763 well they are closely related to other mackerel sharks (great whites, makos, etc) so perhaps it's something residual from their ancestors. [Too my knowledge which might be wrong] I haven't researched enough but just from viewing a miocene ancestor species itt seems basking sharks had proper teeth to hunt at some point so perhaps the musculature and mobility is something they didn't lose but just rarely use. It was cetorhinus huddlestoni that has the teeth.
Fun Greenland Shark Facts: - They have an incredibly long lifespan, estimated 200-500 years. - Many Greenland sharks are partially blind due to a parasitic crustacean called Ommatokoita elongata that attaches itself to their eyes. The parasite gets to consume the eye , and it can also attract smaller fish that may end up eaten by the host. - Their flesh is poisonous and can cause convulsions or death. They can be eaten if prepared correctly. - They like it cold. They are the only shark that can tolerate the cold Arctic Ocean year round.
Fascinating, when you said they're often partially blind my first thought was age-related cataracts. It's hard to keep your eyes functioning for 500 years! But no, they get nibbled. My dad is older and very grateful for the one working eye he still has, now I want to tell him he can be grateful it wasn't from a crustacean.
I love being an adult and getting to learn about all this! Thank you so much for being a FREE source of wildlife information, biology, and science!! I was raised by young Earth creationists, and much of what's taught on this channel woulda gotten me punished for listening to it as a kid. But science is beautiful. Animals (including humans) are amazing, and life is mindblowingly fascinating!! I'll never understand why anybody thinks this kind of learning goes against God. Something even as silly as "which shark would beat all the others?" is a way to better understand and behold the sacred wonder of this "creation." Thanks for being here every weekend. I love this channel!
In light of Clint's recent comments about low viewer count on "The best pet" videos, I can only imagine the mortal dread that creeps in every night that he publishes a reaction to these stupid books.
@@Varadiiothe best pet videos are needed because they educate people on why they should of shouldn't get one. Education is much needed but sadly people don't want to hear it. Either that or RUclips has a messed up algorithm. I enjoy all of Clint's videos. I don't let RUclips in most cases give me what they think I'd like I go to the main RUclips page of each one I follow and watch their full videos.
I grew up just south of Daytona Beach, in a house right on the ocean (this was 1,000 years ago, when you could do that without being a billionaire). I can remember many shark-related stories from my childhood, some very sad. But my favorites were the days the fishers would be trying to catch some game fish in the surf but kept catching baby hammerhead after baby hammerhead. They’d grumble and throw them back, just to catch them again a minute later. I loved the baby sharks! They were so adorable-around 2-3’ long and just as weird and cute as you’d imagine 🦈❤
I'm pretty sure it was known they were at least closer to rays than sharks well before DNA sequencing. The position of their gills alone was a big biological indicator. I'm forty years old and even as a kid the books I read always distinguished sawfish from sharks.
Side note, I thought sawfish were extinct for the longest time because they showed up in games I played on Roblox with dinosaurs in them. It still feels bizarre when I see them because they now feel like prehistoric animals to me.
The phrase 'a shark with rabies' just gave me a terrifying thought. Part of rabies is fear of water, imagine being a fish or shark with rabies... in the ocean.
It’s not actually fear of water, it is literal inability to swallow water (in the same sort of way that when you drink salt water your body forces you to vomit, which is helpful for avoiding accidentally dehydrating yourself by drinking seawater and also can be used if you accidentally swallow some toxin)
Ohhhh. The freshwater/saltwater fish explanation makes perfect sense. I routinely brine poultry/soak cured hams so I’m not a stranger to osmosis but I’d never extended that logic to natural habitats.
Clint, I appreciate you sacrificing your sanity for our entertainment. At the beginning of the video I picked the Great White to win it all, but as a Mizzou TIGER fan I'm really glad the tiger shark won.
One thing to note, is when the Great White bit the Greenland shark, it would have likely died from the meat. Being that the Greenland shark has a high ammonia content as an anti-freeze because they live up to two miles under water. Greenlanders have to prepare the meat a certain way to remove the ammonia from it.
Yes that's true, but I'm completely unaware if the high ammonia concentration would in any way affect a white shark. I'm not even certain it is fatality toxic for humans or just makes it nearly impossible to consume due to the unbearable flavor and odor.
@@SingingSealRianaI'm pretty sure they usually dwell in quite deep waters, maybe not the bottom, but still very deep, where they don't have many, if any, natural predators.
Goblin sharks have to be one of the most accurately named animals that isn't just "color on body part". Like you look at that and literally everyone will be "dang, that shark is a goblin"
I want to stick up for these books. I have worked in a program that tried to bring challenged readers up to grade-level.1. Tried to find books at kid's reading levels. 2. Tried to find stories that contained diverse and urban characters. 3.Needed to find books that appealed to boys as well as girls. 4. Needed to find books that were gripping page-turners to motivate the reluctant 3rd grader. I know these books are low on probability that these matches would occur in nature. I can also see that you are able to spot little factual errors. These books and their ilk were FANTASTIC materials in my program. Goofy as they are, they were very popular and aided in my overall teaching plan. Side hustle suggestion: Become a paid consultant for the publisher and have a hand in including disclaimers and relevant facts. I will say that for RUclips content, these are some of your funniest videos. Keep up the good work
"Little" factual errors is a massive understatement. It's not just that the matchups are goofy. That would be fine as long as the facts were true. I think you're making a mistake by encouraging children to read these books. They've taught children that orcas breathe underwater. They've taught children that a leatherback sea turtle could get killed by the venom of the man o' war, even though they're immune to their venom and eat jellyfish as their primary diet. In some of the books they referred to venom as "poison." They made a book about jungle animals and included two animals never found in the jungle. Why would the publisher hire Clint as a consultant? That would be a waste of money to them, they don't care if the books are accurate, all they care about is making money. These books would be fantastic for the reasons you described if they'd spent even just a couple hours doing research. It would be so easy.
I absolutely love these "Who Would Win" videos! The looks of shock and dismaybon the former videos is so comical. Thank you! I can hardly wait for the next book!
A subspecie of bull shark lives exclusively in Lago Colcibolca in Nicaragua. In that lake you can be met by crocodiles as well fulfilling a pirate Lego set dream of both crocs and sharks in the same water
I find some value of reviewing these silly books as it gives Clint a natural angle to debunk things and at the same time give us deeper insight of biology.
Fun fact, divers in the Caribbean spear invasive lion fish & feed them to sharks so much, when sharks see divers with spear guns, they scrape against the spear gun, then swim to the nearest lion fish because they know the humans will feed them lion fish.
I work with little kids and many of them are shark experts, so I took notes on your shark facts. Thanks for making me look very cool to five year olds, Clint!
I think the picture of the Great White's teeth in the Greenland battle was supposed to be lines of cavitation bubbles streaming from the tips of the teeth, to convey high speed.
The supercut is available via his Patreon if you’re willing to spend the money, Patreon is far more profitable than RUclips these days so you’d be supporting his efforts to keep making content
Well, the good news is that there's an Ultimate Pterosaur Rumble coming out in the not-too-distant future, so that'd give us our eight book rumble. Small Shark Rumble vs Bug Rumble Pterosaur Rumble vs Shark Rumble Reptile Rumble vs Ocean Rumble Dinosaur Rumble vs Jungle Rumble
Goblin sharks are my favorite type of shark, no other comes close, as a huge fan of horror, especially horror games, they are so creepy and weird how could I not love them?
TBF hammerhead sharks were named about 70 years before airplanes were first discovered, so it makes sense that they wouldn't be named airplane wing sharks.
Yes! I just checked and they were first described by Wilhelm Peter Eduard Simon Rüppell in 1837. I was sure that someone would’ve pointed that out, so I went looking so I could 👍 the comment.
I REMEMBER THIS AUTHOR! When I was… 8 or something, he came to my elementary school! I won a quiz he gave us, and he gave me the book, “Who would win: Lion vs tiger”. I thought I’d never see his books ever again.
I would love and even buy a "who would win book" from an actual zoologist. As a note, I would also be really interested in Clint's take on Beast Wars, the old show that had animals fight each other on equal terms (I remember watching Nile Crocodile vs Funnel Web, where they scaled both animals to equal size to analyze their hunting strategies) it was really cool
@@headphonesaxolotl Ah yes, Gorilla/Cheetah/Rhinoceros/Rat/Velociraptor vs Tyrannosaurus/Pterodactylus/Tarantula/Wasp/Scorpion. Truly a fight for the ages.
I feel like spiders generally win any engagement if you scale them up. The other animal getting ensnared is a death sentence, and most threats to spiders are simply because they are bigger and can safely eat them.
I found the lower half of a small Mako jaw walking on the beach when I was a kid. Kept it. One day, my brother and I were hanging out in my room, and mom called us for lunch. When we finished up, we ran back, and I jumped on the bed, where I happened to leave said jaw, which promptly embedded itself in my palm. Took some stitches, but it wasn't the worst. I can't imagine the damage from a mature Mako thrashing its head around would do to a person.
9:14 Interestingly the common torpedo (Torpedo torpedo) an electric ray, which the weapon "torpedo" is (rather indirectly) named after is not actually torpedo shaped! Ironically the name torpedo comes from Latin meaing "lethargy" or "sluggishness"; referring to the numbing effect of it's electric shock, and has nothing to do with being sleek and fast.
IIRC, the earliest torpedoes were more like sea mines than underwater rockets, so this kind of makes sense: disguised underwater thing that provides a nasty surprise when touched.
@@Eloraurora yes! I though about mentioning that, but I have already written two 5+ paragraph RUclips comments today 😅 (ADHD), so I decided to be brief ..
I too, love the Black Tipped Reef Shark and think it's absolutely gorgeous. A little stuffed animal version from the Monterey Bay Aquarium was the first stuffed animal I remember getting from my parents. Still my favorite shark (and stuffed animal) to this day.
It's actually kinda hard to make a solid claim that the great white is faster and more intelligent than the Greenland shark so confidently, because Greenies are just so rarely seen alive and actively hunting. What is known, however, is that they hunt seals - animals well known for both their speed and their intelligence. Considering even great whites have a less than stellar hunting success rate against them, it's a good indication we may just have the Greenland sharks pegged all wrong. Also the fact the oldest living Greenland sharks are older than the USA is some food for thought. But yeah Greenies are just such awesome creatures, love em to bits
34:39 I don’t think this is supposed to represent the shark having rows of teeth down its throat, I’m pretty sure that’s just supposed to be motion blur as the shark opens its mouth.
I can't say enough good things about this channel. I work as a para at a local HS (as a 2nd job) and recommend this channel to teachers and students constantly. I haven't crossed a video I haven't enjoyed, and this one is certainly one of the most enjoyable.
Hey, Clint, I’d like to say thank you. I’ve been going through a very tough time recently, and have even considered ending my own life. Your videos have offered me a much needed refuge from life that I desperately need right now, as well as reigniting my childhood love of animals and biology. I love to hear you as excited as I am about sharks, dinosaurs, etc. And as much as it pains you, I love these "Who would win?" videos too! Just thank you Clint, I am truly grateful for what you do.
I'm so thankful that you are still here. You sound like my kind of person. I hope we can always be here for you when you need a reminder what a blessing it is to live in this world full of so many incredible things.
yea this is why i stay far away from powerscalers, their logic never adds up and they often get things wrong and are very very very very very very very biast
To be fair, they did place the final fight near the ocean floor which greatly benefits the tiger, tiger wins, if they put it up the water column, its not even a fight, GW wins instantly
My only issue with the Greenland shark is that they both can't see and are incredibly slow. They are massive, sure, and if they got ahold of something they'd be in trouble but I don't think in a head-to-head against many other sharks they would win
Clint, I truly believe you are a light in this world! I watch every video of yours, and your mix of wit, science, comedy and just overall personality is one of a kind! Thank you for sharing your gifts with us good sir! 👍🏻
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34:13 i assumed that was to simulate motion blur, because the shark is coming towards you.
This is cool I love sharks I've drawn them when I was younger I like looking at them the fascinate me thanks for doing this today❤
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Thanks for putting them in a single playlist! Now I know exactly where to find them.
I have to disagree on the greenland shark, since it really isn't much of a hunter and so slow that most other sharks are in no danger.
Greenland shark vs Chuckwalla.
The chuckwalla puffs up and knocks a boulder down into the deep sea. It misses. The Greenland shark outlives the chuckwalla. Greenland shark wins.
😅😂
😂😂😂
You forgot the Greenland shark being bycatch or poached for its liver...
Unrealistic, chuckwalla never misses
🤣
Sir, your short list of favorite animals is an entire book at this point.
Can we get a book from Clint about all his favorite animals and why he thinks they are cool?
as it should be
My thought exactly every time he says that.
I get him though, I'm always like "Having one or two favorites for every kind of animal just makes sense I mean there are millions of animal species out there having 1000 favorites seems small in comparison."
Clint should make ultimate favourite animal rumble
Clint is gonna start an ultimate human rumble and put the author of these books in it 💀💀
edit: some of these comments are getting out of hand, I would say the best way to do this would be to do a fight between the homo genus and have the author be the homo sapien
😂😂😂😂
"The author may be bigger, but is only about as smart as a jellyfish. The author loses this fight, because he forgets to breathe"
He loses the first round to the rock
6'8" Massai warrior vs 4'11" Congo Pygmy.
Pygmy wins.
Chuckwalla wins again 🤦🏽♂️
Ok, but what if the goblin shark had a knife?
I was gonna say; what if they met in deeper water and the goblin won by default?
Goblin mode with a knife, formidable opponent
it got a mouth full of those
What if the goblin shark had prep time
@@keksidy que "Eye of the Tiger" montage.
The leather-backed sea turtle calls in an air strike. The camel is hit by shrapnel and loses the fight.
The gorilla raps. The man o’ war explodes.
The chaqaula expands and knocks over a rock but it misses the leopard but the rock is actually a nuke and it explodes making the leopard say ouch the leopard loses the fight
The Koala T Poses And Scares the Tiger to Death.
Koala Wins
@@angelicaurias860 In the director's cut, though, the tiger pretends to be a Zebra. Cecil Rhodes loses interest and thus yields this round to the tiger.
The cat meows. The crocodile is atomized.
I've never seen a man go so excited about a children's book getting basic facts right to angry about how wrong it is so quickly.
Keep in mind, this is the fifth one of these I've suffered through...
@@ClintsReptiles That just made the heartbreak so much more real.
I think you have to be a parent who has to experience children's media over and over again to understand the true horror.
@@ClintsReptiles no shame, that's the kind of nerd passion that we need
Could have been me
Clint: I do love sharks!
Me: Clint, you love every animal. Literally every one. That's why we watch your channel. ❤
I'm terrified for "Mosquito, The Best Pet Insect?"
It does beg the question, is there any animal Clint does not like?
@@Varadiiofirst pet to tie with a human child...
Oh Clint. You're such a gentle kindly soul and we let you suffer through these books for our amusement. I have to ask of myself and fellow audience, are we the bad guys?
Yes!
But is that going to stop us?
No, no it is not.
To be fair he’s the one choosing to read the books
Yes and no
@@wolfman2.055 partially yes but we all know the audience demands can make a huge influence on the content to Creator makes.
**Looks at skull picture on our hats**
"Too bad the extinct megalodon isn't around to swallow the great white shark with one bite." - The words of a pyschopath.
Its not really even a given that The Meg could beat a Great White. Size doesn't always help, Megalodon may have the strongest bite force but their size and mobility would hurt them going against Great White who can practically turn on a dime.
@@lutherheggs451 "Size doesn't always help." In this case it surely does. Mobility doesn't matter in this scenario as the megalodon would be so much larger that it would move faster than the white in the first place. There's a reason taller people are able to move faster. The larger your size, the faster you'll move. Especially when you're essentially a larger form of the smaller species.
@@TermssOSEh... I agree Meg would win but bigger does not always mean faster. Once you get really big it starts kind of going the opposite way because of the sheer amount of drag enacted upon you plus the insane amount of energy it takes to move quickly at that size. There's also the fact there's more to speed than just... Size. For example, someone fatter than you won't move faster than you, but someone taller than you will. Both are bigger, but in totally different ways.
If we assume bigger means faster without fail this would make the blue whale the fastest animal to ever live.
@@catpoke9557 We're discussing size, not mass. The megalodon also has the exact same movement capabilities as the white. It was a fast swimmer. Recent studies have shown that it is very likely that the megalodon did prey on the white in the first place for 400,000 years.
@@TermssOSsize doesn’t always make you faster regardless of mass either though. Going back to your example of people, there’s an optimal height for sprinting which is roughly 6ft for men. Being too tall would absolutely start to hinder your speed at a certain point
Holy cripes, Clint. That's the first time I've ever heard anyone explain why saltwater and freshwater fish have to stay in their specific habitats. I've wondered about that for years and never got a straight answer. Thank you!
You could have gotton that answer from a pokemon video 😂
Seriously, for some reason pokemon fan content is crazy informative on other topics. The one I remember is deom lockstin and gnoggin and about which water pokemon would be salt or freshwater dwelling and the explanation on why it matters is pretty good given its applied on fictional creatures where no one could care any less😅
As an avid water lover and fisherman, i have NEVER understood WHY freshwater fish cant survive in salt water and vice-versa. It has never been explained by someone actually knowledgeable. I rewatched your explanaitiin and i thank you for your visuals. Makes complete sense now.
The difference salt makes is crazy.
I felt the same way when Clint explained white meat chicken vs dark meat in his duck video. Did you see that one? Not sure "duck video" is a useful label.
@@richjordan6461 I have not, but I definitely will now.
@@armedandredee I looked it up. Video titled THESE SURVIVED THE EXTINCTION OF THE DINOSAURS and the white meat/dark was during the Guinea Fowl segment
Isn't it just osmotic pressure gradient you learn about in bio 1o1?
I love the qualifications like "Non-avian dinosaurs" and "Non-human fish" xD
He needs to clarify how whales are "legless tetrapods" ;-)
Cladistics will ruin previously simple terminology for you, because youll realize it's not even just ancestry, its all the biomechanical shenanigans under the hood that are more similar: birds are closer in anatomy to things like raptors than those raptors are to other things that we absolutely can consider dinosaurs, like triceratops. Therefore, we kind of HAVE TO acknowledge them as another group of dinosaurs
Or in this case, how a calcified skeleton is a pretty big deal. not just structurally, but for the purpose of being a calcium reservoir
@spindash64 I'm advocating for common use of "non-mammal synapsid" as a term because it annoys me endlessly how almost everyone refers to synapsids as extinct
@@richjordan6461 caecilians and snakes: “am I a joke to you?”
@C-Farsene_5 oh, those are whales, too, depending on how you look at it ;-)
34:17 to give the artist the benefit of the doubt, I’m pretty sure the rows of teeth “down its throat” are ACTUALLY meant as a sort of motion blur effect; as in, faint afterimages of where the teeth were moments before as the mouth quickly comes toward us, in an attempt to give the illusion of directional motion to a still image
Ya I was thinking the same thing
Bubbles or water turbulence
I was thinking of course, they just ai generated that picture
@@CainXVII don't diss my goat Rob Bolster, also I don't believe ai was that good with making pictures in 2020
I figured it was supposed to be an image of a breaching great white with water dripping down the teeth, but motion lines makes sense too.
A basking shark can pick up enough speed and force to fully breach itself from the water. If I was a bull shark, I wouldn’t want to be in the way of that living freight train.
I'm surprised. Don't they typically just chill in deeper waters near the bottom? Clearly I don't know enough about these sharks.
@@sandwich4763 They are generally observed closer to the surface, sometimes high enough to keep their dorsal fin and tail above the water. They can also be found swimming in large groups, and while they typically do move slow, they can muster insane amounts of speed and energy for their size. If a basking shark is seriously determined to get somewhere, there are very few animals living on earth who can stop it because of its sheer mass.
@@unfortunatelymad980 Ohh, I just noticed, while I read your comment I somehow mixed up Basking Sharks and Greenland Sharks. Still, I didn't know that. I wonder what they would need the speed for. I can't really imagine it would be a predation adaptation, as the only animal I can think of that could be dangerous to them would be orcas.
@sandwich4763 well they are closely related to other mackerel sharks (great whites, makos, etc) so perhaps it's something residual from their ancestors. [Too my knowledge which might be wrong]
I haven't researched enough but just from viewing a miocene ancestor species itt seems basking sharks had proper teeth to hunt at some point so perhaps the musculature and mobility is something they didn't lose but just rarely use.
It was cetorhinus huddlestoni that has the teeth.
@@DracoJ Oh wow, that's super interesting, thanks for sharing.
Fun Greenland Shark Facts:
- They have an incredibly long lifespan, estimated 200-500 years.
- Many Greenland sharks are partially blind due to a parasitic crustacean called Ommatokoita elongata that attaches itself to their eyes. The parasite gets to consume the eye , and it can also attract smaller fish that may end up eaten by the host.
- Their flesh is poisonous and can cause convulsions or death. They can be eaten if prepared correctly.
- They like it cold. They are the only shark that can tolerate the cold Arctic Ocean year round.
Fascinating, when you said they're often partially blind my first thought was age-related cataracts. It's hard to keep your eyes functioning for 500 years! But no, they get nibbled. My dad is older and very grateful for the one working eye he still has, now I want to tell him he can be grateful it wasn't from a crustacean.
Greenland sharks are the coolest sharks
Do you mean that fermented shark from Iceland? Hakarl or something?
You also forgot to add that they occasionally eat polar bears
@@fazahasbi1838 I believe that's the one, yes.
I think what was the most stressful was waiting for a patently ridiculous outcome THAT JUST NEVER CAME!
I love being an adult and getting to learn about all this! Thank you so much for being a FREE source of wildlife information, biology, and science!! I was raised by young Earth creationists, and much of what's taught on this channel woulda gotten me punished for listening to it as a kid. But science is beautiful. Animals (including humans) are amazing, and life is mindblowingly fascinating!! I'll never understand why anybody thinks this kind of learning goes against God. Something even as silly as "which shark would beat all the others?" is a way to better understand and behold the sacred wonder of this "creation." Thanks for being here every weekend. I love this channel!
“They’re on my short list of favorite animals.”
Looks at list, sees 90% of all animals….
Tbf, that is a short list. He took 10% off...
In the grand scheme of things, it is relatively short. Technically.
Wonder if he include humans on that list🤔
The planet is Clint's list of favorites
Another installment of the “Clint’s Decent Into Madness Series”… I am so so sorry haha 😂
They should do a "Ultimate Zoologist vs Publisher Rumble" book!
@@thomasbender2036ABSOLUTELY 😂
*descent
In light of Clint's recent comments about low viewer count on "The best pet" videos, I can only imagine the mortal dread that creeps in every night that he publishes a reaction to these stupid books.
@@Varadiiothe best pet videos are needed because they educate people on why they should of shouldn't get one. Education is much needed but sadly people don't want to hear it. Either that or RUclips has a messed up algorithm. I enjoy all of Clint's videos. I don't let RUclips in most cases give me what they think I'd like I go to the main RUclips page of each one I follow and watch their full videos.
Diver to tiger shark: "get rotated, idiot"
Shark: Aww man, not again. You know what, let's not come back here for a year. These Orcas are insane!
I grew up just south of Daytona Beach, in a house right on the ocean (this was 1,000 years ago, when you could do that without being a billionaire). I can remember many shark-related stories from my childhood, some very sad. But my favorites were the days the fishers would be trying to catch some game fish in the surf but kept catching baby hammerhead after baby hammerhead. They’d grumble and throw them back, just to catch them again a minute later. I loved the baby sharks! They were so adorable-around 2-3’ long and just as weird and cute as you’d imagine 🦈❤
I always forget how delightful the thresher's shark face is (◑⌓◑) ☚baby darling boy
Love how they constantly look innocent even with that whip of a tail
I think we all collectively went "say the line Clint, say the line!!!!!" And then he did, and we all clapped :D
I'm old enough to remember they said all sawfish are sharks even though they look like rays. When we sequenced DNA that changed fast.
I'm pretty sure it was known they were at least closer to rays than sharks well before DNA sequencing. The position of their gills alone was a big biological indicator. I'm forty years old and even as a kid the books I read always distinguished sawfish from sharks.
@@Ryodracoi suppose @wcdeich4 is older than 40 haha
@@Ryodraco probably. NatGeo for kids told me that, so.....
Side note, I thought sawfish were extinct for the longest time because they showed up in games I played on Roblox with dinosaurs in them. It still feels bizarre when I see them because they now feel like prehistoric animals to me.
I love how early you talk about clades. Who says 'Ouch' first? This channel is so enlightening and caring.
The phrase 'a shark with rabies' just gave me a terrifying thought.
Part of rabies is fear of water, imagine being a fish or shark with rabies... in the ocean.
That's when they jump in your boat....😮
@@Honda-wf6qj
Which is why you need a bigger one...
@@Honda-wf6qj so rabies is common amongst makos? They keep jumping out of the water.
It’s not actually fear of water, it is literal inability to swallow water (in the same sort of way that when you drink salt water your body forces you to vomit, which is helpful for avoiding accidentally dehydrating yourself by drinking seawater and also can be used if you accidentally swallow some toxin)
One more of these and Clint will turn into the joker
Clint’s the Joker, baby!
and then he’ll fight the killer croc
“You wanna know how I got these mental scars? The WWW author was a drinker… and a fiend.”
We live in a taxonomical classification chart
@@greengrain64 “I’m like a hagfish chasing all the other vertebrates… I don’t know what I’d do with one, if I caught it, I just DO things.”
Ohhhh. The freshwater/saltwater fish explanation makes perfect sense. I routinely brine poultry/soak cured hams so I’m not a stranger to osmosis but I’d never extended that logic to natural habitats.
Clint, I appreciate you sacrificing your sanity for our entertainment.
At the beginning of the video I picked the Great White to win it all, but as a Mizzou TIGER fan I'm really glad the tiger shark won.
One thing to note, is when the Great White bit the Greenland shark, it would have likely died from the meat. Being that the Greenland shark has a high ammonia content as an anti-freeze because they live up to two miles under water. Greenlanders have to prepare the meat a certain way to remove the ammonia from it.
If we go done then we go down together 😅
I already questioned how the greenland shark manages against anyone given it is so damned slow ....
So THAT'S why the Great White lost to the Tiger Shark... it was on death's door!
It suddenly all makes sense.
Yes that's true, but I'm completely unaware if the high ammonia concentration would in any way affect a white shark. I'm not even certain it is fatality toxic for humans or just makes it nearly impossible to consume due to the unbearable flavor and odor.
@@SingingSealRianaI'm pretty sure they usually dwell in quite deep waters, maybe not the bottom, but still very deep, where they don't have many, if any, natural predators.
Goblin sharks have to be one of the most accurately named animals that isn't just "color on body part". Like you look at that and literally everyone will be "dang, that shark is a goblin"
No it's a shark
@metal_pipe9764 oh shoot you're right
@metal_pipe9764 an example of a shark goblin is Gawr Gura
@@brandonbutler334 what's that?
@@metal_pipe9764a shark goblin
I want to stick up for these books. I have worked in a program that tried to bring challenged readers up to grade-level.1. Tried to find books at kid's reading levels. 2. Tried to find stories that contained diverse and urban characters. 3.Needed to find books that appealed to boys as well as girls. 4. Needed to find books that were gripping page-turners to motivate the reluctant 3rd grader. I know these books are low on probability that these matches would occur in nature. I can also see that you are able to spot little factual errors. These books and their ilk were FANTASTIC materials in my program. Goofy as they are, they were very popular and aided in my overall teaching plan. Side hustle suggestion: Become a paid consultant for the publisher and have a hand in including disclaimers and relevant facts.
I will say that for RUclips content, these are some of your funniest videos. Keep up the good work
"Little" factual errors is a massive understatement. It's not just that the matchups are goofy. That would be fine as long as the facts were true. I think you're making a mistake by encouraging children to read these books. They've taught children that orcas breathe underwater. They've taught children that a leatherback sea turtle could get killed by the venom of the man o' war, even though they're immune to their venom and eat jellyfish as their primary diet. In some of the books they referred to venom as "poison." They made a book about jungle animals and included two animals never found in the jungle.
Why would the publisher hire Clint as a consultant? That would be a waste of money to them, they don't care if the books are accurate, all they care about is making money. These books would be fantastic for the reasons you described if they'd spent even just a couple hours doing research. It would be so easy.
I absolutely love these "Who Would Win" videos! The looks of shock and dismaybon the former videos is so comical. Thank you! I can hardly wait for the next book!
A subspecie of bull shark lives exclusively in Lago Colcibolca in Nicaragua. In that lake you can be met by crocodiles as well fulfilling a pirate Lego set dream of both crocs and sharks in the same water
If this book didn't come out in 2018, I'd think they were watching your vids and learning.
showing that Megalodon's tooth was just pure flexing and I love it !
I find some value of reviewing these silly books as it gives Clint a natural angle to debunk things and at the same time give us deeper insight of biology.
i remember when i was a kid i was adamant that bonnethead sharks should have been called shovelhead sharks
Good morning, everyone! What a wonderful way to start the day, thanks Clint and crew!
Fun fact, divers in the Caribbean spear invasive lion fish & feed them to sharks so much, when sharks see divers with spear guns, they scrape against the spear gun, then swim to the nearest lion fish because they know the humans will feed them lion fish.
clint trying to start a fight right of the bat with that blue whale comment
I work with little kids and many of them are shark experts, so I took notes on your shark facts. Thanks for making me look very cool to five year olds, Clint!
I was expecting a “mysterious opponent” to appear and the sea turtle to be the champion.
or the megalodon's guest appearance
I am entirely here for the ultimate rumble supercut anthology of pain.
My thought when hearing him say that: “That is a spectacularly awful idea. Do it!”
This is my favorite series on this channel. Clint's pain brightens my whole week
I think the picture of the Great White's teeth in the Greenland battle was supposed to be lines of cavitation bubbles streaming from the tips of the teeth, to convey high speed.
I thought the same thing, that is was meant to convey fast movement, not be actual teeth.
_"Why would you think it looks like a hammer? It makes no sense at all."_ -Clint, 2024.
It's a Canard shark, the rare shark with delta fins mostly seen in the waters off Europe.
I love how he feels the need to talk correct the book whenever it excludes tetrapods from fish
They didn't have the ultimate move. 'Get rotated'
Please release a supercut!!! I love your commentary!!
The supercut is available via his Patreon if you’re willing to spend the money, Patreon is far more profitable than RUclips these days so you’d be supporting his efforts to keep making content
If they had two more books you could have an eight book rumble. The only question would be should the best book win or the worst?
Well, the good news is that there's an Ultimate Pterosaur Rumble coming out in the not-too-distant future, so that'd give us our eight book rumble.
Small Shark Rumble vs Bug Rumble
Pterosaur Rumble vs Shark Rumble
Reptile Rumble vs Ocean Rumble
Dinosaur Rumble vs Jungle Rumble
Goblin sharks are my favorite type of shark, no other comes close, as a huge fan of horror, especially horror games, they are so creepy and weird how could I not love them?
Tbf, if it was two filter feeders going at each other, it'll involve a lot of awkward bumping.
I think that’s just the blur of the teeth moving, not multiple layers of teeth:) 34:20
TBF hammerhead sharks were named about 70 years before airplanes were first discovered, so it makes sense that they wouldn't be named airplane wing sharks.
Yes! I just checked and they were first described by Wilhelm Peter Eduard Simon Rüppell in 1837. I was sure that someone would’ve pointed that out, so I went looking so I could 👍 the comment.
@@melinphx1 I checked before typing my comment, but a proper peer review is always appreciated.
I mean airplanes weren’t discovered per se. They were engineered and made.
@@lexinicole4317 🤣 You got me! That's what I get for not specifying the hammerhead sharks and not airplanes.
Plus, there were plenty of historical kinds of hammers that looked exactly like that! Check out the Norse "Thor's hammer" symbol, for example.
Great video, Clint. Fun as usual and also very informative.
The salt and fresh water explanation was excellent.
I REMEMBER THIS AUTHOR!
When I was… 8 or something, he came to my elementary school! I won a quiz he gave us, and he gave me the book, “Who would win: Lion vs tiger”. I thought I’d never see his books ever again.
I would love and even buy a "who would win book" from an actual zoologist.
As a note, I would also be really interested in Clint's take on Beast Wars, the old show that had animals fight each other on equal terms (I remember watching Nile Crocodile vs Funnel Web, where they scaled both animals to equal size to analyze their hunting strategies) it was really cool
Would also like to see Clint react to Saikyou Ou Zukan by Gakken. Although since the books are only in Japanese, Clint might need a translator.
Not to be confused with the transformers spinoff that featured animals in place of vehicles and equipment.
@@headphonesaxolotl Ah yes, Gorilla/Cheetah/Rhinoceros/Rat/Velociraptor vs Tyrannosaurus/Pterodactylus/Tarantula/Wasp/Scorpion. Truly a fight for the ages.
I feel like spiders generally win any engagement if you scale them up. The other animal getting ensnared is a death sentence, and most threats to spiders are simply because they are bigger and can safely eat them.
I found the lower half of a small Mako jaw walking on the beach when I was a kid. Kept it. One day, my brother and I were hanging out in my room, and mom called us for lunch. When we finished up, we ran back, and I jumped on the bed, where I happened to leave said jaw, which promptly embedded itself in my palm. Took some stitches, but it wasn't the worst. I can't imagine the damage from a mature Mako thrashing its head around would do to a person.
9:14 Interestingly the common torpedo (Torpedo torpedo) an electric ray, which the weapon "torpedo" is (rather indirectly) named after is not actually torpedo shaped!
Ironically the name torpedo comes from Latin meaing "lethargy" or "sluggishness"; referring to the numbing effect of it's electric shock, and has nothing to do with being sleek and fast.
I had never realized the connection between torpedo and torpor. Funny how words can completely change meanings based on common use.
IIRC, the earliest torpedoes were more like sea mines than underwater rockets, so this kind of makes sense: disguised underwater thing that provides a nasty surprise when touched.
@@Eloraurora yes! I though about mentioning that, but I have already written two 5+ paragraph RUclips comments today 😅 (ADHD), so I decided to be brief ..
Found your channel today and watched the who would win series in full, Clint you are a hero , subscribed
18:12 "like the real hunger games" had me 💀
Absolutely you should do the supercut, and you should use the title you just suggested: 'The Anthology of Pain: WHO WOULD WIN? The Complete Series'.
Seconded
I too, love the Black Tipped Reef Shark and think it's absolutely gorgeous. A little stuffed animal version from the Monterey Bay Aquarium was the first stuffed animal I remember getting from my parents. Still my favorite shark (and stuffed animal) to this day.
34:13 i assumed that was to simulate motion blur, because the shark is coming towards you.
Or little air bubbles in each tooth’s wake.
@helgaratbone1691 that was cavitation
Terrible rendering of motion blur though... Obviously something that was added by some inept editor rather than the original artist
I had fun watching Clint. I love watching him being apprehensive because his radiant personality shines through.
"Clint's Supra-Ultimate Rumble-Royale" incoming? ;)
As an aspiring zoologist i love your videos and you are my new comfort channel lol
"Nothing typically stupid has happened so far." ... "So, that was stupid." :D
Thank you for enduring these for our entertainment
"they're on my short list of FAVORITE animals on the planet 😊"
someone make a compilation to prove this man wrong, bros got hundreds 😭
This! We need a supercut of every time Clint has referred to an animal as one of his favorites. (We love your enthusiasm Clint. Never change.)
blue feigning death beetle jumpscare
It's actually kinda hard to make a solid claim that the great white is faster and more intelligent than the Greenland shark so confidently, because Greenies are just so rarely seen alive and actively hunting.
What is known, however, is that they hunt seals - animals well known for both their speed and their intelligence.
Considering even great whites have a less than stellar hunting success rate against them, it's a good indication we may just have the Greenland sharks pegged all wrong.
Also the fact the oldest living Greenland sharks are older than the USA is some food for thought.
But yeah Greenies are just such awesome creatures, love em to bits
34:39 I don’t think this is supposed to represent the shark having rows of teeth down its throat, I’m pretty sure that’s just supposed to be motion blur as the shark opens its mouth.
I can't say enough good things about this channel. I work as a para at a local HS (as a 2nd job) and recommend this channel to teachers and students constantly. I haven't crossed a video I haven't enjoyed, and this one is certainly one of the most enjoyable.
I am living for the moment Clint said, “These stupid books” 😂😂😂😂😂
0:10 is that Essien the Spinosaurus I see back there? Love that figure!!!
Clint should write his own book with format but more factually correct,
Everyone who agrees?
V
No arguments here.
@@deathclawproductions6723 ?
I would like the compilation video and more of these please! Also, you should write books like these, they would be awesome.
You should write a who would win book of apes, where gorrilas win cause they too cute and no one will dare to upset them so they give up.
I REMEMBER THESEEE!!!
I was and animal nerd in elementary school (still am but in middle school) and I used to make fun of these books with my friends
Hey, Clint, I’d like to say thank you. I’ve been going through a very tough time recently, and have even considered ending my own life. Your videos have offered me a much needed refuge from life that I desperately need right now, as well as reigniting my childhood love of animals and biology. I love to hear you as excited as I am about sharks, dinosaurs, etc. And as much as it pains you, I love these "Who would win?" videos too! Just thank you Clint, I am truly grateful for what you do.
I'm so thankful that you are still here. You sound like my kind of person. I hope we can always be here for you when you need a reminder what a blessing it is to live in this world full of so many incredible things.
i love these videos, well i love all your videos, these are just funny
Yay, wake up and a new clint video
"It routinely eats sharks and other large *fishes*"
Busted! 😂
Whoa, Clint, is that a mullet creeping in back there?
Oh god he's turning into the Reptile King instead of Tiger King.
Adorable and educational. Crushing so hard. That final match though! Didn't see that coming!
"short list" of favourite animals
As is typical with power scaling conversations, all participants are assumed to be bloodlusted
yea this is why i stay far away from powerscalers, their logic never adds up and they often get things wrong and are very very very very very very very biast
Hole cutter shark beats all
It literally feeds on anything bigger and then runs away.
In the words of Charlie Sheen, "Winning"
"I was eating 7 foot sharks"
"I've got tiger shark blood"
"That's how I hole"
I saw a great hammerhead in Busan South Korea, they’re absolutely massive, I didn’t expect them to be this big.
Kinda disappointed that these are getting better. No Thresher Shark whipping a Great White in the eye then somehow winning it.
To be fair, they did place the final fight near the ocean floor which greatly benefits the tiger, tiger wins, if they put it up the water column, its not even a fight, GW wins instantly
ooh i hope this one is good for clint's sanity... my hopes aren't high though, with the track record
I’d like to see a series of your own Animal Rumble tournaments.
My only issue with the Greenland shark is that they both can't see and are incredibly slow. They are massive, sure, and if they got ahold of something they'd be in trouble but I don't think in a head-to-head against many other sharks they would win
I would love to see a super cut once you finish this series!
Clint, I truly believe you are a light in this world! I watch every video of yours, and your mix of wit, science, comedy and just overall personality is one of a kind! Thank you for sharing your gifts with us good sir! 👍🏻
11:30 it's obviously a F1-Racecar-Front-wing Shark