The Secret Horror of Mario Anatomy
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- Опубликовано: 9 сен 2022
- Look, we've always known Super Mario Bros was a horror show.
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Lessoned learned: Never look up ANY character's feet.
Hey, it's Marianne!
Except Kirby.
Definitely. You'll regret it for sure. It gets weird really fast.
Any character part in general.. 😶
As a foot fetishist, you are correct
Can we talk about how koopas and their shells can be separated, but the same doesn't apply to IRL turtles, since it's literally part of their skeleton?
where's the realism?
Yeah... that is soooo weird... like... for most of my life I thought turtles were like snails except their shells grew... not that dumb considering all the media I've seen about turtles either had them not mention it, or have the turtles able to leave their shells... I think there was even a kid's show where the mc is a turtle and took off his shell... and I mean very early kid's show
@@JTeenmining bit confused, snail shells do grow... Do you mean like hermit crabs or something?
The funny thing is that there seem to be two distinct kinds of koopas - four-legged turtle-like ones whose shells don't come off (seen mostly in games prior to SMW), and two-legged ones who seem to be more like beaked reptile people who wear shells as clothes. My headcanon is that they are actually two different species who are not even related, though we never see both in the same game, these rules are consistent across the series.
Over the Hedge LIED to me
Fun Fact: Yoshi is actually wearing shoes. Official Nintendo art shows him without his shoes. I just searched it up. So apparently he is born with shoes on.
I think yoshi born with shoes thing was just had something to do with hardware limitations or laziness by Nintendo and never bother changing the trend. Of course Yoshi has feet, I'm not sure if it's canonical that they are born with it though. The saddle is canonical a shell though.
I can just imagine them putting on their shoes before hatching lol
Why Would Anatomy Work this Way!?
@@foxmccloudizsexy Yeah, that would make since mario's mustache was a mistake and was supposed to be Mario's mouth in super Mario Bros because of the limitation.
"Give birth now to get a free Yoshi! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Eject a Yoshi in the next five minutes and we'll throw in this pair of old boots absolutely free!"
I loved how casual Mario said “horror beyond horrors” after hatching the yoshi egg.
@@BrutallyHonestRevs it's time to let it die unfortunately.
Can we all just rage for a moment about the fact the Dorkly Mario would've been at least a million times better than Chris Pratt????
@@nahor88No
@@nahor88tf this gotta do with anything bro
Just for anyone who actually cares, yes Yoshi's DO have canonical feet. They have 3 toes and a spot under the foot. all this was found from a 1998 Super Mario story / activity book.
Did it also explain why they're born with shoes on?^^
But is that canon?
@Over Starter I think there was a actual Nintendo video where they mentioned this though I think they were very vague on it but at the same time we've seen toads with hair sooo my money is on it being a Hat.
I also remember a Mario animated series where we see that Toad's mushroom top is actually a hat
@@hazukichanx408 No that question will probably never get a direct answer. If you asked Nintendo they'd give you a response like "Oh that is a Mystery that even we can't fathom" or some other cryptic nonsense lol It's no different then when people kept asking who the mother of Bowser Jr. was.. (If you never seen the video, Miyamoto just points at himself.)
I like how they just stop worrying about anything once they start talking about perverts
Me too
Actually started when they realized toad's hat was his head
It's just that fucked up obviously, just trying searching for any cartoon with any anatomy part and your gonna wish you hadn't done that.
It's like fighting fire with fire
Or in this case fire with the freaking sun
Perverts can ruin even a good bleeding.
I was genuinely surprised when Nintendo revealed that the mushroom caps were actually the top part of the heads of the Toads, I had always thought of them as a kind of turban.
Especially since Toad's cap was a hat in the Super Mario Super Show. He even uses it as a parachute
Yeah, but he can shoot spores out of it in smash.
Didn't toad take off his mushroom cap off in the TV Series? Or is it like a Mandela effect? Cuz I remember that toads have 3 hair treads on top of their heads...
@@juliaportes6603 Yeah he actually did that.
Well Toads ARE mushrooms, it's not like fungi in the wild just occasionally have no caps.
1:20
Yoshi : "Is every toad a C-Section ?"
Mr. Yoshisaur, you do realize that Mushrooms reproduce through Spores, right ???
I genuinely laughed at the line "all the perverts."
İmagine nintendo made this game called: super mario bros: putting yoshi's shoes back
Bro it's so true
I don't even get it man. It's a DINOSAUR. Why would you TAKE TIME TO DRAW SOMETHING LIKE THAT
@@Bob-wr4vg It's the Internet. Someone will draw something about anything. Doesn't matter the sex, age, species or if it's a real creature, object, concept.
Foot fetish people 😄
I love how the voice of Yoshi is always just Tony's normal voice. It's like he's speaking directly through Yoshi. Sort of like Seth MacFarlane with Brian.
And all I hear is Tails
@@IckusVickus nah tails has slighty different voice
And mega man and DK at times
@@SSKO2 Yes he uses his normal voice for quite a few characters actually. Although Megaman doesn't appear that much anymore.
Pretty sure that's Mike Parker. Cause that definitely sounds like him. He also voices Tails from some Dorkly videos and Sonic for Hire
1:15 I like that Yoshi got curious to how Toads would have been born with the mushroom hat heads as part of their bodies, and just forgot the pain he was feeling of literally skinning his feet off.
1:12
(Spongebob voice): “I didn’t know this was a hat!”
“It wasn’t…”
This is more bloody and humorous than Mario in Mortal Kombat. Dorkly you’re starting in the right direction again
@Don't Read My Profile Photo i won't
@Don't Read My Profile Photo shut up spamm
weird was my comment here or..? eh whatever then
Please take a break from literal pokedex, Dorkly. PLEASE!
@@Diaphat I agree. I don't like the Pokedex entry videos.
I like how when they get to talking about the perverts, they just act like they forgot that Yoshi was LITERALLY BLEEDING OUT and that Toad accidently COMMITTED SUICIDE RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM!!!
@Jackson Desorcy. It made me chuckle. What would it even funnier is if Yoshi did a Google search on Peach's feet and inadvertently, pissed off Mario.
Boshi from Super Mario RPG has his feet visible, and they are regular sharp-toed lizard feet. Toad's mushroom is definitely part of his head though, that's why all the toads in Mario Odyssey wear hats on top of the mushroom. Maybe they reproduce by spores and so they grow out of the ground? I think it's best not to think about it
My theory is that the mushroom is a symbiote or parasite that is bonded with the host species for life, basically like the Pokemon Paras. They are born like humans (maybe even ARE humans whose growth is stunted by the parasite) and the mushroom infects the baby as soon as it is born.
The Mario Brothers were canonically delivered by a stork, so I'm guessing pregnancy isn't really an issue here.
@@indigofenix00 Wow, I wish I could un-read that!
IDK, you need to take a look at the super show, toad can take off his mushroom.
@@JamesTDG not canon
"Oh right, all the perverts..."
If aliens were to ask us what the internet was, I feel like this would be all that would need be said.
They'd have their OWN internet if they were advanced enough to reach us.
To be honest,that could also apply to "tell us about your species history".
What's hilarious is that this could easily be done for Pokemon with Pokemon like Machamp and Sawk.
Sawk's belt is it's intestines, which is why it's black like the poliwag line
@@maxstrike3022 no wonder its defenses suck...
@@nathanielbass771 it's weak because it eats vegan, hence the weak intestines. Throh eats a carnivore diet which is why it has stronger intestines and is fatter than Sawk. Wanna know about Hitmonchan's "skirt"?
@Nananananananananananananana33 Batman! You made me think of Plague's pokemon animation, "Choose your Partner". Also, why those pokemon? Wouldn't Delphox and those two rabbit pokemon also be at the mercy of those pervs, since they walk on two legs?
@@sebastiancoar1991 Well, as a bisexual, I do think Machamp got dem muscles and may definitely have its perverts.
I did the exact same thing by googling Yoshi's feet without shoes and some appear normal. But this really explains why Yoshis are born with shoes for feet.
Sonic would be very depressed about this
in all honesty i'd imagine Yoshis having raptor-like feet underneath the shoes. because you know, dinosaur and all that.
@@skeletonmemelord7779 Well Boshi's clawed toes stick out of his shoes in Super Mario RPG. Those were pretty raptor-like.
@@skeletonmemelord7779 he does have pretty human-shaped hands though
The most shocking part of this video is seeing Mario actually *caring* about Yoshi’s well-being.
They were in Peach's Castle, and she's a notoriously outspoken PETA member. Mario has to keep up a certain act around Yoshi when within range of Peach.
Actually canonically, the mushroom IS a hat.
Yeah I’ve seen toad take it off in the cartoon
No? The non-canon cartoon is the only place that ever happened.
@@gligarguy4010 Mario canonicity is so inconsistent, that at this point there's really no good argument for anything in it not being canon.
According to Keegan-Michel Key. It’s not a hat. It’s actually a cap.
@@lucasmatthiessen1570
cap
/kap/
noun
"a kind of soft, flat *hat* typically with a visor"
00:32 well... That was horrifying
You would think Mario would have plenty medical equipment somewhere rather than calling an ambulance since he's a doctor 🤣
Why even think that far? He has literal "get out of death for free" mushrooms. But like hell is he sharing his 1-Up stash with the pipsqueak, apparently.
1:23 Maybe since they are mushroom creatures they aren’t born like humans are. Maybe they grow from Spores or something?
When your questions about Toad anatomy is stronger than the blindingly horrendous pain of ridding your flesh off your feet.
To be fair, it *is* a mystery almost forty years in the waiting. Enquiring minds wanna know before we die of old age!
Technically Yoshi canonically has paws for feet. Kinda weird considering he’s a reptile, but hey, this is the Mario series. Weirder things have happened.
I don't think dinosaurs were reptiles.
@@zachcrawford5 are you okay in the head?
@@blitzbase Most dinosaurs appeared to have been warm blooded and many had feathers. These are traits not associated with reptiles -_-
@@zachcrawford5What has feathers and paws?
@@blitzbase Okay, what are you on about?
It’s always a good day when dorkly uploads
I love how in the second half they’re so calm even though Yoshi is probably gonna die of blood loss
Darkly Bits are back, and here thought I was gonna sleep without nightmares!
Also kudos to Yoshi for taking all that serious blood loss like a champ towards the end!
I thought Yoshi took a "Luigi" at the beginning of the video. They were just Mario's shoes.
lol same
Given how they must smell after all that running and jumping.. what's the real difference? It's still something stinky and brown covered in the blood of his enemies.
0:48 I wonder what the thoughts of that Baby Yoshi were when it just got hatched and the first thing it sees is 1: A plumber, 2: someone who has the same species as itself but physically harmed, and 3: a talking fungus who accidentally kills himself.
I love how toad and Yoshi obliviously try to follow Mario's orders without knowing their anatomy😅
I always thought toads were just people who fell victim to Ophiocordyceps. In fact, right when he went to take his mushroom off I thought he was gonna start freaking out about how long he was under control for.
The worst part about this is that Mario isn't wearing socks
This is the kind of animation that if I saw as a child I would be traumatized.
Reminds me of the time I looked up "knuckles no gloves" and I found out his knuckle spikes are just the weird way his hands are shaped
The cheapest ambulance available, never change Dorkly Mario.
After watching this the first thing that came to mind was Boshi, you know that edgy yoshi from mario rpg with his sharp shades, spiked collar/rings and torn up shoes with his clawed toes sticking out.
Oh yeah.
Dorkly could make this segment "Untold Stories of the ER: Mushroom Kingdom."
Mushrooms grow as a pin and start off with their cap folded down. As the cap grows out, there is a veil under that tears, allowing the mushroom to spread spores. Perhaps Toad folk don't start off with their caps when they are born?
I like how calm Yoshi is in about 30 seconds of basically tearing his flesh and skin off
I always assumed that Yoshis have three toes with claws at the end, like Boshi has on Super Mario RPG.
Being that it's the only actual Nintendo game that shows that detail, that's always what I assumed would be the case.
I mean they are Dinosaurs/Lizards.
In fact now that I realize it, a huge majority of the Mario cast are lizards.
I love how this episode starts as body horror and ends as a casual talk about lewd art
The fact they took them off so easily means they had more wrong with their bodies than they thought.
I really wasn't prepared to see that detailed pixel art of Toad with the top of his head torn off.
I love how yoshi’s voice actor is Sonic for hire Tails
The perverts have ruined everything, I remember the good days when people found the correct results for Luigi Pants
That was like what, the first month Google went live?
The same can be said about Pokémon, take raboot for example. Imagine the bunny taking off its “hoodie” only to end up ripping off its entire body’s skin from his neck all the way down to its toes.
Back on track again, keep this up!
Fun fact: In the super Mario brothers super show, Toad can take off his hat, and use it as a parachute
Really?
🤨🤨🤨
@@dashy111 yes he did it in the first episode
For anyone who are mario experts,yoshi canonically had toes where it's three toes and a spot under them,the yoshi without shoes was shown in some artwork of him from the 90s
For totally at least it's funny rewatching this cuz they did confirm recently that it is just part of his head, which makes toads death in this video a lot more real
For someone who lost the skin on their feet, Yoshi sure didn’t seem to be in too much pain
Glad they both agreed on what “Yoshi feet” could possibly be on the internet
It’s nice to see another Mario dorky bit
Talked about Creeper Anatomy = Yoshi Anatomy = Toad Anatomy
"Toad, take off your hat and fan Yoshi."
I know where this is going, and I was not disappointed.
But according to the first Yoshi you rescue, weren't the Yoshi's in Super Mario World trapped in those eggs by Bowser? In other words, you're not birthing them with shoes on, but rather freeing them from that magic captivity.
Seeing Yoshi’s reaction was so graphic. Job well done dorkly
Mario: I need the cheapest ambulance you have... no, that's too cheap.
Dorlkly, I guess it takes a lot of time to come up with those, but maaan we love them
Mario after this interaction: "A Peach. I woulda love to shava my mustache lika you want me to. But Imma now kinda against the idea."
(Peach points to her scalp sticking out of her removed crown) *Don't you dare even try testing me today you Sopranos reject* .
According to the SMBSS, the Toad heads were actually hats though. I remember him taking it off by the sink and squeezing water out of it. Also you can see Toad’s head briefly in Adventures of SMB3 at least once.
Debatable whether canonical, BUT! Toad’s voice from the games originates from SMBSS.
So at least there’s that. Wow, probably nerdiest comment I’ll ever write. And I want the old Mario figure in Kungsbacka, Sweden back!
Thanks to John Stocker!
@@MeowthRocket What do you know! I didn’t get the English voices as a kid, it was dubbed 🙂
This was a fun, dramatic Dorkly video, first started witht he Doctor Mario Theme, and then, yeah thought Yoshi at first would be relieved, but lol I was wrong and then like [Hurry Up Sound Plays] and it gets dramatic like Yoshi's feet start bleeding so much for keeping the carpet clean, epic backfire.
I have known this chanel since 2015 and it still amazes me every time
Y'know, *I'm not sure Mario's a real doctor...*
You bought that he was even *a real plumber* ?
His own creator doesn't even trust Dr Mario to operate on him
@@davidhenry8750 him znd his brother go down pipes and jumps on turtles how is that supose to fix a leak
Toad's shroom head is a hat, going by the old cartoons... 😅
@Beer Wolf. I was expecting Toad to take off his shroom hat and have a little head; and then both Mario and Yoshi freak out, only for Toad to point out that at least he wasn't bleeding out... 🤣
I love your content, Dorkly
I mean. If Yoshi isn't wearing a saddle or anything like a horse and actually has a perfect Seat Shaped shell it'd be reasonably to expect his anatomy to include feet that look like shoes
Maybe the toads pop out all tiny from their mother, like on a moist rotting log or something
Would still be horrifying to witness, however…
Well you know how baby skulls are soft enough to go oval shaped when they're born? Yeah like that but even more.
Why do you assume they give birth at all? They are mushrooms, so why shouldn't they just send out spores?
Imagine if they just plant mushrooms so they turn into Toads.
@@turbobist2889 But the ones planted in question blocks end up eaten by Mario and used as temporary steroids that fade the second he takes mild damage from a Goomba
Yoshi's shoes and Toad's mushroom cap should stay on permanently like in the game.
Does nobody remember that Toad CAN take his hat off?
Yoshis boots are like the shell on his back, ore like a crabs exoskeleton but only on the feet
Ok so, according to Yoshiaki Koizumi (the guy who produced Mario Odyssey), Toads don't wear hats, that's just their heads. On the other hand, in old Mario comics from the 90's, Yoshi's shoes do indeed come off. They got three toes and some paw pad type shit on their underfoot.
Paw beans? WHY ONLY ONE THO
And why would a reptile have paws instead of lizard-ish feet anyways? Oh well, who cares? paws are cute.
@@WinVisten it's mario series
glad we did not see "goombas"
Y'know I was expecting more of something like Yoshi having super accurate raptor talons... this is far worse.
More of this stuff please!
It really blew my mind (more than Toad removing his hat) that Mario ordering the cheapest ambulance available was the sole reason that Yoshi didn't bleed to death after removing his shoes that were also anatomically his feet.
Mario: Look ... here are two 1-up mushrooms. Let's just let this resolve itself in a few minutes.
DR. MARIO ... After the events of the video, Mario quit being a plumber, went to medical school and became Dr. Mario.
I remember in the cartoon, Toad once used his hat as a parachute.
I just thought Yoshi's shoes were just hooves that looked like shoes...i was a dumb kid ok
Yoshi: *is in pain*
Also Yoshi near the end: I'm perfectly fine
Wow I completely forgot about this channel. Brings back memories
Yoshi sounds like he is for hire with a hedgehog
I'm glad that the hats versus head thing ended with paper jam, confirming that they're two separate worlds and in the world of Paper Mario they are indeed hats... but that's not the case for 3D Mario's world 👟😌🍄
~Adam
Rule 34 is gonna have a field day
And that's why I always kept my shoes on forever
“Huh, feet. And brains too, I guess”
Its been long 1:41
Well in fact Toad is really just having a Mushrom hat, in one comic you can see him lift his hat
I love how the flesh under Yoshi’s “Shoes” look like socks
oh that shoe kick animation was so clean : O
They work well with each other when comes discussing the weird parts of the internet.
Fun fact: When a horse has no hooves, it looks so cursed!
Toad has taken his "hat" off multiple times in cartoons
Since all infants in the Mario universe are delivered by stork, you could argue that Birthing doesnt have to work.
Well Toad actually always wear his mushroom hat and.. also..
i think they are literally just hats
i think we see a few toads take them off...ok it was either the mario and luigi rpg series or paper mario series
@@mrroboshadow i think in the super Mario show he takes it off and uses it as a parachute
@@minecafterhd2499 to be fair idk if id call that show canon
ah yes, a new dorkly animation, and it is very dark aswell.
Also if we remeber Boshi from 7 stars he has clawed feet and holes in his boots to appear edgy but it adds to the cannon they have raptor-esc feet.
I just googled “yoshi feet” and the first thing I see is a yoshi licking another yoshi’s feet