Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
Dear CaptainSparkelz, I just want to say Thankyou because I know you work hard and thankyou also because when i watch your videos that always make me laugh i also know that you are one of the most hard working youtubers Thankyou CaptainSparkelz I hope you can keep making videos because they always bring a smile to my face also to my 2 younger brother they also love to watch your videos. Thankyou again Thankyou 1,000,000 times you are one amazing and unique youtuber i hope you read this and i also hope it brings a smile to your face, please excuse the long paragraph, sincerely One of your Fans , Celeste Mares (Thankyou Again :)
oh come on why is ANYONE supprized by that feature on adventure like minecraft maps the second it says find the ? check the head slot infact hell check it frequently as they love to place things in that space its like map designer 101.
hey look at the comments in ultra modded survival episode 119, there are some really good feedback, and ideas - and for gods sake can at least one person in the comments please spell survival right?!
+XeroGravity11 No it was just a weird glitch/thingy that happened. It's obviously not an edit, his facecam stays the same throughout the whole thing (no cuts). It probably looked like an edit because as Jordan landed on the water, he immediately walked up onto the barrier block.
KoolAidMan Yeah it did look pretty glitchy, though the face cam proves it was legitimate. I had to watch that back, but thanks for the explanation man.
Comment Section today!: (verb)ing people advertising people saying what number they are people trying to get sparkly pantz attention spammers people correcting jardon haters... TO BE CONTINUED ON THE NEXT EP.(subscribed for no content ;))
Jordan play choice chamber, it's a game that links your stream with the game and the chat can say commands that can work in game such as they can vote to give you a sword,from a bow, to a hammer
Amazing use of command blocks, just the map itself... As in the puzzles, well.. The puzzles could have been better, maybe if this guys works together with someone who is great at making puzzles they could make a cool map together
When you were making the bridge in the video my face palming was so real. And all I could say was, "No Jordan you fool! Stop hit the floor!" Then I remembered that you can't hear me, only my mom could hear me :-/
my dad works for a tech company and he got me the Oculus Rift DK2, and the tracking is simply amazing. i suggest doing a roller coaster ride, maybe "When Pigs Fly"
Please do something about all the fake captainsparklez in the comments trying to say stuff like "free presents just click on this link" it's just viruses.
I find it really funny how he reacted like the mechanics in this map were so new and amazing, even though he'd seen most of them on square and/or cubic blocks.
Antvenom played this map and he said the map was like super broken haha but it turns out on room 8 (room he said was like really broken) he just needed to crouch haha
3:57 - 6:14 and 6:53 - 8:58 needs to make in to an animation, lol. I know that's really long compared to normal animation time, but it can be shortened up and still be hilarious. ^.^
PLAY ON SURVIVLE
yes, Survivle (Did you not watch the beginning?!)
Okay then. I thought you were implying I was stupid by spelling it wrong
+Chris Hazell you are stupid
***** why would that be?
+Chris Hazell DAHHHH SURVIVLE IM SO DUMB DAHHHHH
3:50 jardon you fool! the bow is called a bridge maker
+Kyle Pham (Ninja Guy) lol your right
***** my comment doesn't have to make sense,I'm angry
CaptainRayFox ikr
Jardon make a vid with no facepalms😱
***** Fuck you and yoir stupid fuckwad scams,go get a job you virging!
This map had amazing potential, but fell short
+NerdyFun123 Great redstone, horrible gameplay :c
+Luis Placeres We've seen the new mechanics plenty of times already, just having those does not make it a good map.
+Luis Placeres just do it
What do you mean? This is just another CTM based Puzzle Map! (But you're right, the map is awful)
Definitely thought this was an animation via the thumbnail and when I saw the 19:10 time mark I was so confused.
Same!
Well, you could see it doesnt say "(Minecraft Animation)", but whatever.
Same here
Me too
Lol same
The bow in your inventory for the lava room was named "Bridge Maker". *Facepalm*
Jesus Jordan.... 10 likes ?!?! Are you nuts? You will never get so many... Pls stop
+JESTEM ELJA He should aim for like.. 1.
Or at least 0.000037638 likes...
10 likes means 10000000000000000
Jardon, that Wrong Hole song was something else.
+CaptainSparklez . Fake!
+leopardgecko56 i dont get why people keep spamming fake! but don't report him for spam .______________.
JarrettVsMinecraft I reported him for unwanted commercial content or spam. He is posting unwanted commercial content.
yeah same here
just annoys me... "FAKE" "yeah ill get your virus" "OMG GUYS HE FAKE" *me *Report him ffs...
i did...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
Well that was a ride
how tf?! i saw u in jacks vid you creepy fuck
;) She ended up giving me the sex anyway after we had cake
xD
+horror lord wtf.... XD one of the best stories ever
15:00 CAPTAINSPARKLEZ USE STRENGTH
Push those boulders like you mean it!!!
Dear CaptainSparkelz, I just want to say Thankyou because I know you work hard and thankyou also because when i watch your videos that always make me laugh i also know that you are one of the most hard working youtubers Thankyou CaptainSparkelz I hope you can keep making videos because they always bring a smile to my face also to my 2 younger brother they also love to watch your videos. Thankyou again Thankyou 1,000,000 times you are one amazing and unique youtuber i hope you read this and i also hope it brings a smile to your face, please excuse the long paragraph, sincerely One of your Fans , Celeste Mares (Thankyou Again :)
This guy can make a map but can't spell survival.
This map seems more like a demo for all the mechanics, none of the puzzles are that well designed
Antvenom did this but deleted the episode because he thought the game was broken
In Russian RUclips there is also "First bitches". We are calling them "Первонахи" - Parvonahee
***** also there is "Первонахи жрут какахи" - this means "1st bitches are eating a shit"*
***** *WOW THERE IS A FAKES WOOOOOW*
+CaptainSparklez . its the captain but with a period, wow, that fakery tho
Lel these people are stupid 😂😂
+RyanCraft You can report them for impersonation, just go to their channel, to About, then the flag, report, impersonation.
Too many animations on this channel, its good but its getting kind off boring but keep up the good work Jordan
i like how nobody noticed the jumpcut at 9:00 :D
Check his facecam, there wasn't a cut
+Bor3alis _ there was a cut
There is no jumpcut
That's not a cut
+Alonso Gomes yeah it cut
oh come on why is ANYONE supprized by that feature on adventure like minecraft maps the second it says find the ? check the head slot infact hell check it frequently as they love to place things in that space its like map designer 101.
Puzzle #9 was just HMStrength from Pokemon.
Hey jardon I think you should play trove it's a free game on steam like. If you agree add me on trove @ kestralkiller
Second puzzle: Doesn't even notice the book until his 4th try or something.
>Gets a book
>Doesn't fucking read it
Got dammit jardon
Anyone else thought he was gonna say *I'm really bad at finding the hole* at 12:30 ? xD
8:56 Jordan you didnt fool anyone with your editing. Its obvious what you did.
I wanna be able to make cool voice effects :P
xD
This should be an animation
your announcer voice changer is kind of bad. js
SON OF A... BANANA!
-Jordan 2015
This needs to be animated xD
hey look at the comments in ultra modded survival episode 119, there are some really good feedback, and ideas - and for gods sake can at least one person in the comments please spell survival right?!
+SethPlays CallofBacon You dont get the joke do you?
'I found the wrong hole' that's what he said 😏
14:33 "Jardon, used Strength!"
Lol I called the button in your inventory
How do you make your thumbnails? (I know that you dont respond, but if anyone else can, that would be awesome.)
Jordan, did you edit the video at 9:02 to look like you made the jump? I'm re-watching that part and that didn't look legit bud.
Youre smart.
+XeroGravity11 No it was just a weird glitch/thingy that happened. It's obviously not an edit, his facecam stays the same throughout the whole thing (no cuts). It probably looked like an edit because as Jordan landed on the water, he immediately walked up onto the barrier block.
its legit. drops mic*
He was probably holding space on that time
KoolAidMan Yeah it did look pretty glitchy, though the face cam proves it was legitimate. I had to watch that back, but thanks for the explanation man.
Comment Section today!:
(verb)ing people advertising
people saying what number they are
people trying to get sparkly pantz attention
spammers
people correcting jardon
haters...
TO BE CONTINUED ON THE NEXT EP.(subscribed for no content ;))
🔥🔫Sunday Sunday Sunday! 🎉💥
OMG!!! CaptainSparklez played my map that is awesome :)
Thanks for playing my map, Hope you enjoyed. :)
Jardon you fool what are you thinking even
*Play on Survivle*
This was a ultimate video of blocks
Jardon you fool!
10 likes? Jardon it has 10k likes.
SON OF A BANANA
14:31 Jardon used Strength!
It's Super Effective!
on the dropper my 3 year old sister got it first time
Good for you?
Dropper: SON OF A ....... BANANA
i am literally crying !
RIP me (headphones were up when I plugged this in, and are only on 6-10% at normal volume...) during that intro
Jordan I'm warning u to not play the biggest waste of time ever map it has a JUMPSCARE at the end 0f it
Heres a riddle: Everytime Tom (Syndicate) plays a zombies map he starts with the time of this video. Get it?
It's funny to think, that all those command block contraptions are going to be 4 times smaller in 1.9
For the bridge part I was yelling "Jardon u fool" so hard that my voice box almost broke
CaptainSparklez used STRENGTH!
CaptainSparklez's SRENGTH made it possible to move sponges around!
Jordan play choice chamber, it's a game that links your stream with the game and the chat can say commands that can work in game such as they can vote to give you a sword,from a bow, to a hammer
don't worry man, a lot of people think it's the wrong hole at first. it's always a lot lower and smaller than you'd think.
When he made that casual "toilet paper" joke, I friggin lost it. 😂
guys, the ultimate block is A...... retextured brick..., not even at least block of diamond
Hey captain sparkles I wanna play some minecraft
This was uploaded 4 minutes ago..... I am early....
Hasn't he played this before?????????? I swear he played this like 1 month ago.
Jardon you fool!You can't activate a stone pressure plate with an arrow!
Amazing use of command blocks, just the map itself... As in the puzzles, well.. The puzzles could have been better, maybe if this guys works together with someone who is great at making puzzles they could make a cool map together
JARDON U FOOL LOOK AT THE BOOK FOR THE PRESSURE PLATE ROOM! (sighs, he cant hear me..) *grunts and slams tablet on table*
I thought this was a mod when I saw the title. Or a command block creation or something lol
When you were making the bridge in the video my face palming was so real. And all I could say was, "No Jordan you fool! Stop hit the floor!" Then I remembered that you can't hear me, only my mom could hear me :-/
Jardon, cuz of you I say ha-cha! howit! Hardcore parkour! Gnarbuckle! And of course it is most definitely your boi!!! 💖
my dad works for a tech company and he got me the Oculus Rift DK2, and the tracking is simply amazing. i suggest doing a roller coaster ride, maybe "When Pigs Fly"
Pause Right When You Click On This It Should Give You A SMILE 10:22
8:10 I'm Just shouting in my head, "HOLD SPACE YOU MORON!"
anyone else played this map before and got mad at jordan when he failed at the first 2 levels and said, JORDAN U FOOL!!!!
That intro was pure gold xD
this map again.... it's depressing that maps like these are the ones that get attention.
It wouldn't be a video from Jardon without a few facepalms
or something
Find out what the ultimate block does... Next time on DRAGON BALL Z
Anybody watch LogDotZip completely fail this map? Lol
PLAY ON SURVIVLE I was laughing so hard xD xD
Please do something about all the fake captainsparklez in the comments trying to say stuff like "free presents just click on this link" it's just viruses.
Why U no take beacon from well
-Nerve-song Kaleidoscope
I love how everyone cusses out the captain sparklez . account even though it's just a bot and doesn't feel any emotion from their harmful words.
I find it really funny how he reacted like the mechanics in this map were so new and amazing, even though he'd seen most of them on square and/or cubic blocks.
Jardon is becoming more of a cheater...
Like you
+Kaui M. Ikr😂😂😂
Guessed the button's in your head the sec they asked you finding it... Never learn huh Sparklez lol
Did anyone read the book at 3:00 and all of a sudden just keep thinking of North West... Like... The child
"My toes were in the water! Everyone knows that was enough to break your fall."- Jardon 2015
so many face palms in one episode...
JARDON U FOOL!
SUE THEM JARDON! SUE THEM FOR THE 1 by 1 water hole!
14:30 There's a boulder in the way, but a Pokemon might be able to push it.
Do you want to use strength?
yes <
no
Jardon use strength
Jardon has the funniest arnold swasinuhgkvtraniouhh impression
Jaradon. U fool. Puzzle 2 and u don't notice the path book.. U were holding it from de start or dat puzzle
I made the dropper part first try blind.
I am only joking, sorry, i was just really bored
Jardon gets excited about oculus rift whilst doing dropper 😂
Antvenom played this map and he said the map was like super broken haha but it turns out on room 8 (room he said was like really broken) he just needed to crouch haha
"You got to be kidding me, my toes are in the water, everybody knows thats enough to break your fall"
For some reason i laugh so hard at this xD
"Oh, Well, Ya. -CaptainSparklez 2015
Please tell me how you did that in the beginning XDD
At the beginning when your voice was auto tuned, my dog literally got up and started barking XD
For Dropper level jump from block to block Captain Sparkelz.
The Ultimate Block looks like some sort of key item you find in Bowser in M&L B.I.S.
3:57 - 6:14 and 6:53 - 8:58 needs to make in to an animation, lol. I know that's really long compared to normal animation time, but it can be shortened up and still be hilarious. ^.^
captainsparklez my music teacher grew up with you he said he was a friend of yours when he was around 10
He has to try the "New oculus rift" that has head tracking? Wasn't that the point of the original one? That it had head tracking?