the first 5 seconds of youtube ads without any context or tangible meaning (part 4)
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- Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2020
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Harder than it looks
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@HENRY’S EPIC VIDEOS hello
"Let's talk about the V-word. No, not vagina, the real V-word:" "VAMPIRES ARE REAL"
I see what you did there
And the one that came right before it
2:00
i hate period ads.mwhen my brother watches videos on the tv they always pop up
im not clicking like cause its at 669
1:35 so youre telling me you can adjust the face, chest, AND greasy meter??
yup
I want her extra greasy
And put a scope on a rifle? I'm sold
lol
Omg i NEED this app
1:20 "People are gross" ~ Dude with keyboard in random supermarket, 2020
"but feels like-" **KEYBOARD NOISES**
For those that don't know, the ad is a parody of "People Are Strange", a song by the American rock band The Doors
1:38 stop watching this brother, we must play trailer park boys greasy money
1:48 these shots are incredibly and unproportionably loud compared to the rest of the video
crazy part is i already lowered it by so much more than any other ad in the video lol
must blow out ear drums of anyone who gets it as an actual ad
No it's just projectile-sized atomic bombs
that aim tho xD
anyone have the link to the original?
The woman in the first one always seems like she’s about to conk out from drugs
Omegalul.
0:30 Boy speaking in Russia:
0:34 *28 ways to develop your psychic abilities it can be tricky to develop your psychic abili-*
(Cuts to still picture of sumo underwear with dramatic music) I think it is sumo underwear. Correct me if I'm wrong.
You just watched 3min of ads
@Saher smarr
Did you there is one five word question you should never ask a woman if you want her to sleep with you?
"Let's talk about the v-word."
No, not Vagina. The actual V-word.. Everyone knows that vampires don't exist, right?
@@dominickivanov5085 they don’t exist🥺
@@dominickivanov5085 "if you work at nine to five, everyone knows that zoom has been blowing up recently."
"Can i f-word your v-word?"
Vigger?
“people are gro-oss”
i love this
I want it as my ringtone lol
My Favorite Moments:
0:34
*28WaysToDevelopYourPsychicAbilitiesItCanBeTrickyToDevelopYourPsychicAbili-*
0:45
*man sings to raccoon in car, raccoon hisses and jumps out of car immediately*
1:20
ₚₑₒₚₗₑ ₐᵣₑ gᵣₒₛₛ₋
I usually skip ads, now I’m willingly watching a video full of them. How time changes.
Well, well... How the turn tables
a whole video of someone skipping ads
Can’t wait for part 5: Christmas Edition
damn now i'm wishing i'd saved the first one for that
@@TalkingNonsense SUPER BOWL EDITION??????
@@TalkingNonsense Just reuse it. We won’t judge.
Wanna sprite cranberry? Cut
Wanna sprite cranberry?
Why can't I skip
Bro idk it does the same to me
1:07 that’s either a really good pickup line or a really bad one
Or both to make a blursed combination
Or a threat
Girl: Hi. Are you looking for the perfect gift for guys?
*Shows little kid teaching STONKS*
Guys want STONKS
@@princezuko663 wisest words I’ve ever heard.
@@slowmoios reson MONEY POWER
@@princezuko663 🤣
"28 ways to develop your psychic abilities it can be difficult to develop your psychic abilities" we don't use full-stops here!
No one:
Kroger ads: *absolutely terrifying*
1:55 “One 5 word question?”
“Let’s talk about the V-word”
"Около 4.5 миллиардов лет назад, в результате большого взрыва..."
Да, именно " " и произошло
в результате большого вз~
yes
love him or hate him, he's spitting straight facts
Why did the one at 0:19 make me burst out laughing??? My humor is going even more downhill
Bruuu same
My breaking point was at 0:39
I would honestly want context for that one. And the one before it where all the guys start fighting over the controller
SAME LMAO
@@osml Oh man if that's what you're laughing at now...
1:14 "When a stain looks like this, but feels like-
Guy at supermarket: people are gross
Anyways what is the huge stain at 1:18? Is it chocolate? Is it something gross?
@@chowmein0941 yes
@@partitionhlep 1:24 is that girl doing something gross?
@@moelester7527 lol
i watched a 5 second ad at the beginning of this video and thought it was apart of the video 😭
Omg same
“Reaction of beluga wales when release after 10 years of-“
*guy trying to open a bottle*
horrific
And the one before that was the reaction
The beluga stole the guy's milk
You should do the bear painting one where it says:
_”Look at that scuffed up wall.”_
0:39 top 10 anime battles
True
"In the last five months I've bought-"
"Got the munchies?"
0:15 “A you are doing wrong let me show you!” LMAO I CANT- 😂🤣💀🤚
"and today i'm going to show you how to-"
"GREECE"
00:49
goddamn belugas that keep stealing my milk.
i think its 0:49
0:59 then you get soda instead, but forget how to open it.
1:31 white women do this face and swear they’re comedians
0:05
What's up everybody welcome to my video and today im gonna show you guys how-
*G R E E C E*
* nothing*
*fries *
* burgers*
...
...
...
...
...
...
**HONK**
0:20 omg its the return of the legendary f r e n c h f r i e s from part 1
Now with a burger.
0:49 This is why your dad is still looking for the milk
"Did you know that there's one 5-word question that you should never ask a woman if you want her to sleep with you?"
"Let's talk about the v-word?"
1:25 ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha so talented
This is dope ! ! !
This is clutch ! ! ! !
:) :) :) :) :) :) :)
that's so exciting ! ! !
I will try to make this video later
L
*Li
1:16 it feels like people are gross
The text to speech ones getting cut off kill me every time
28 ways to develop your psychic abilities it can be tricky to develop your psychic abilit-
@@elbowjuiced reaction of beluga whales when released, after 10 years of-
0:34 Eminem been real quiet since this dropped
-"it can be tricky to develop your psychic abilities"-
no it can be tricky because. _yes_
edit: please listen to my music
Lol
Edit: no
@@marielcarey4288 ok
@@isaiah.222 rip
1:24
What the hell
"Average people are becoming millionaires"
Aah. I always knew I was special
0:05 what's up everybody welcome to my video and today I'm gonna show you guys how to *G R E E C E*
someone stole your comment
this is how it feels watching a video then skipping 10 seconds and not knowing what the hell is happening
I always feel like there's supposed to be a punchline in every ad.
Is it strange that we're willing to subject ourselves to ads when it's done in this format?
0:15 (Agressive gaming) "Come on... Come on..." "hEY yOu ArE DoiNg WRoNg!!! LEt mE ShOW yOu!!!"
1:10 That footage looks so old. I genuinely want to know what that ad was supposed to be for.
Me too bro
I have no clue... But I'm pretty sure that 1:18 is a plumbing ad. (If you don't get the joke then here, the weird splat in the stain removal ad looks like crap)
@@chowmein0941 what about the clip that follows it?
2:00 I like how even the girl in the ad is confused...
The v word stands for VAMPIRES!!! 2:07
I sincerely feel like reducing these things to five seconds actually shows that there's something to be said about consumerism and the sheer extent of its attempts to reach into the lives of everyone alive. Like, it's painting a picture of the sheer meaningless of it all
I feel like you might be readinb into it too much
You can really see the budget discrepancies between each ad.
Let's talk about the v-word. No, not v*gina,
It's literally-
*_v a m p i r e s a r e n ' t r e a l , r i g h t ?_*
I lowkey thinked about this before i saw it i was like "man what would people think of an ad if they can only see 5 seconds of it,
I wonder if they're using the kid for the ad or if it's actually some child youtube financial guru lol
2:46 Munchies Guy was so starved when he went to buy some snoop dogg grass and when he went out selling them, cyber police caught him dus ending the video.
I feel the same feeling when you finish an episode of a serie you are burning and realize it was the last one
Instagram really needs to fix their ads, they're all in spanish
I used to get ads in english, then I started taking spanish classes with my phone on and now it's all spanish
“what’s up everybody, welcome to my video and today, I’m gonna show you guys how
GREECE”
When a kid is better at managing *stonks* then you are: 0:06
Today, I'm gonna show you guys how-
GREECE
873 BC
VIDEO GAME ARGUING
@@GraphDimensions HEY!!! YOU ARE DOING WRONG!!! LET ME SHOW YOU!!!
*burgers and fries randomly appear*
People with youtube premium seeing ads for the first time :
I’m learning about important dates in history, Wanna be one of them?
no
1:39 people who don't shower for months:
0:24 "If I get it wrong the video ends"
ok that should set me straight for the past five years of adblock use
"What's up everybody, and welcome to my video, and today, I'm gonna show you guys how-" *cuts to Greece*
The reaction of dolphins when released from 10 years of - 𝙏𝙧𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙙𝙖
I watched this thru just fine but I’d still be mad if an ad popped up in between this
1:55 - 2:05 Perfect match
Mobile game ads are leaking onto RUclips. This really is the end of days, isn't it?
has anyone else counted the time of the ads because they don't think it's EXACTLY 5 seconds as though you're doubting the editor?
well ur not alone bud
1:56 it's gotta be the same guy who wanted to teach me how to get a man to "worship" me. Versatile. And why are these relationship experts always bald 🤔
Guy: *Takes out milk and looks away*
*Milk is taken*
Guy: *looks across the room to see the culprit, is shocked by who it is*
Whale: Reaction of Beluga Whales when released-
Also why is no one talking about: What’s up everybody, welcome to my video! Today I’m gonna show you guys how
*GREECE 873 BC*
I love DANGMATTSMITH
This is like flicking through gta shows but its real
1:40 Guy Fieri transformation
2:51
wait I can by drugs for 1$ on wish
wtf
Apparently…
Me skipping after the first five seconds of two ads to watch a 3 minute long video of the first five seconds of ads.
1:19 why are you doing this tommy
Smh wiseau
Real talk I’ve never had an ad make me more uncomfortable than that us army ad. I get genuinely disgusted by how fucking desperate and manipulative their recruiting tactics are
Which ad?
the last one
These videos are genuinely the best content on RUclips
* intense music with text-to-speech vice * reaction of beluga whales when released, after 10 years of-
1:51 - 2:05 yeah show this stuff to kids and everybody that’s ok but but when someone says a cuss word take away their livelihood, shame them, and ignore them. Neat.
when a stain looks like this, but feels like
PeOpLe ArE gRoSs
reaction of beluga whales when released. after 10 years of...
* Raccoon jumps out of car *
**Hard cut to dangmattsmith**
"Did you know there is one 5-word question your should NEVER ask a woman if you want her to sleep with you?"
*"WHERE ARE 1.8M ARMENIANS DEBRA?!!"*
Maybe you weren't that thoughtless at the end
0:55 the beluga whale 100% stole this man’s milk
0:00 I saw that ad once and it looks sketchy as Hell
What was it for?
She seems so unenthused lol
This was the best one yet. Also with the most batshit insane ads
0:38 my favorite one
I love how it is just a still picture of a man holding sumo underwear with dramatic music. (I don't know what it is. Correct me if I'm wrong)
@@chowmein0941 it's a girl actually.
@@moelester7527 oops. Sorry.
aye I always love when you post these cant wait for the next one
I can't even distinguish between the individual ads anymore.
The russian kid part had me dead
0:48 is a vine that came to our universe from the dimension where vine survived into the 2020s
the psychic abilities one took me out man USE PUNCTUATION
0:20 FRENCH FRIES
This series is amazing
0:15 this is a mlbb ad who doesn't know this