the first 5 seconds of random youtube ads with zero context whatsoever (part 2)

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • where should you put your money?
    people ask me all the time

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  • @TalkingNonsense
    @TalkingNonsense  4 года назад +1247

    part 3: ruclips.net/video/XX5dSWYST24/видео.html

  • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
    @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 4 года назад +3562

    "...Want to see some really disturbing math? 40-...."
    Well, I'm not sleeping tonight

  • @pixelexi
    @pixelexi 4 года назад +2059

    “So, I’m a 17 year old high school dropout.”
    *17 year old high school dropout.*

    • @KnightoftheSorryFace
      @KnightoftheSorryFace 4 года назад +65

      *86 percent of women stop wearing bras after (idk I forgot)*

    • @camille2754
      @camille2754 4 года назад +19

      This is Jess, she sold her old phone back to her carrier. *hEh*

    • @giselledsouza4073
      @giselledsouza4073 4 года назад +8

      I know right? I kept thinking some people graduate at 17 you could've just finished

    • @cunt9114
      @cunt9114 4 года назад +30

      ‘17 year old high school dropout’ doesn’t necessarily mean ‘dropped out at 17’, he could have dropped out before then. It just implies that he is presently 17 years of age.

    • @asa_andromeda
      @asa_andromeda 4 года назад +5

      cam So all of our customer information is in this spreadsheet? Yup, it’s all here
      *where are the addresses*

  • @Prince0bama
    @Prince0bama 4 года назад +1947

    "News flash: people are different."
    "Yeup."
    "So we should have different plans to lose."
    Seems about right.

    • @jpprobably
      @jpprobably 4 года назад +21

      I am searching for a comment like this after watch the part,
      NOT DISSAPOINTED

    • @superdude11235
      @superdude11235 4 года назад +4

      @@jpprobably wow i did the exact same thing I guess people do the same stuff sometimes

    • @TheGtracer1994
      @TheGtracer1994 4 года назад +1

      That was one of my favorite parts

    • @Terrtail
      @Terrtail 4 года назад +2

      @@superdude11235 So you all have the same plans to lose?

    • @superdude11235
      @superdude11235 4 года назад

      @@Terrtail I guess

  • @glencoconut
    @glencoconut 4 года назад +1485

    i feel like this just shows why vines were so successful. the cut-off is so funny

  • @hollisjo4023
    @hollisjo4023 4 года назад +2979

    "I'm a 17 year old high school dropout"
    *68% of women stop wearing bras after watching this video*

    • @panzerjagertigerpelefant
      @panzerjagertigerpelefant 4 года назад +93

      I think there's a pattern here, and I'm missing something... hmmm.

    • @hpds3133
      @hpds3133 4 года назад +115

      dangit it's 1% off

    • @hollisjo4023
      @hollisjo4023 4 года назад +11

      @@hpds3133 lol

    • @sirrivet9557
      @sirrivet9557 4 года назад +45

      Immediately after: this is jess she sold her old phone to her provider
      Oh selling old phones makes me just take off my bra in pure hornieness

    • @hollisjo4023
      @hollisjo4023 4 года назад +13

      @@sirrivet9557 mmmm ya know what the cracks in my old phones along with the thrill selling it and getting cash just might be enough to let them be free.

  • @jad7405
    @jad7405 4 года назад +7185

    "You're not a dish, you're a man."
    It's hard to argue with his assessment.

    • @digaddog6099
      @digaddog6099 4 года назад +300

      Unless you're a woman

    • @StrayGuitarist
      @StrayGuitarist 4 года назад +164

      I'm a chick. But speaking in the broader sense, I suppose I could be chalked up into 'mankind'...

    • @CV-Moore
      @CV-Moore 4 года назад +39

      @@digaddog6099 You can't spell woman without man.

    • @REE-er2wd
      @REE-er2wd 4 года назад +54

      “You’re not a man, you’re a wallet.”

    • @LilacStarvix
      @LilacStarvix 4 года назад +33

      Women:
      Well yes but actually no.

  • @decentwifi
    @decentwifi 4 года назад +5176

    0:52 "Bitcoin broke"
    damn, that sucks

  • @starlightmoone
    @starlightmoone 3 года назад +1883

    “Hello, I’m Patrick Stewart. Did you know that-“
    “This is thirty thousand dollars. Cash. My parents though I was dealing drugs.”

    • @rachelthompson7487
      @rachelthompson7487 3 года назад +26

      Omg I died 😂😂

    • @chinnudanturi9730
      @chinnudanturi9730 3 года назад +16

      I am laughing so much at the first one.

    • @moelester7527
      @moelester7527 3 года назад +21

      No. I didn't know that. Thank you for telling me.

    • @memcakess
      @memcakess 3 года назад +14

      When you think of counting and finance, what comes to mind?

    • @BoucheDagLife
      @BoucheDagLife 3 года назад +6

      that was perfectly timed

  • @EnoughCandy
    @EnoughCandy 4 года назад +1703

    90% of ads: did u know u can make 10000000$ a hour?
    10% of ads: ur a MAN not a DISH

  • @bradmarchand8646
    @bradmarchand8646 4 года назад +2316

    "There's a gazillion"......
    *I N H A L E S*
    "different"......

  • @brownsoup3926
    @brownsoup3926 4 года назад +826

    "you're not a dish, you're a man"
    I legit needed to hear that rn

    • @helenhankey3632
      @helenhankey3632 4 года назад +7

      Holy shit i know

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 4 года назад +24

      But… I am a dish… I have no idea what he was talking about. DISH LIVES MATTER!!!!

    • @danitron4096
      @danitron4096 4 года назад +20

      Me, a trans girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

    • @UTTPOfficerBennie
      @UTTPOfficerBennie Год назад +2

      @@danitron4096 You're not a girl, you're a man!

    • @phoenixdown5181
      @phoenixdown5181 10 месяцев назад

      @TsarTzar dude, don't be an asshole.

  • @lilytoonk8
    @lilytoonk8 4 года назад +3101

    "There are moments in American history."
    Yes there are, thank you

  • @pancakes9648
    @pancakes9648 4 года назад +232

    "This is 30 thousand dollars, cash"
    "My parents thought I was dealing drugs-"

    • @dinohall2595
      @dinohall2595 4 года назад +9

      *dealing
      Don't hate on me for the correction--I gave you a Like anyway.

  • @MicrowavePower
    @MicrowavePower 4 года назад +627

    "Did you know that-"
    *"This is thirty thousand dollars,C A S H"*

    • @Technotoadnotafrog
      @Technotoadnotafrog 4 года назад +35

      My parents thought I was dealing drugs

    • @theammar3246
      @theammar3246 4 года назад +7

      When you think of accounting a finance, what comes to mind
      *S L A M*

    • @jpprobably
      @jpprobably 4 года назад

      He flexing hard

  • @penguinfan4221
    @penguinfan4221 4 года назад +1337

    “People are different.” *”So we should all have different plans to lose.”*

  • @prettyepicduck3641
    @prettyepicduck3641 4 года назад +522

    I feel like that’s how most people experience ads

    • @Ryuzekia
      @Ryuzekia 4 года назад +27

      Considering how fast we skip them, pretty much.

  • @Zyphore727
    @Zyphore727 4 года назад +559

    "There's never been a better time than now, for you to focus"
    Literally the next ad :
    "Well everyone's so focused"

    • @denvertikky4088
      @denvertikky4088 4 года назад +9

      1:30

    • @silentvixlet
      @silentvixlet 4 года назад +2

      i felt called out bc i was supposed to be making an edit but i got distracted on yt

  • @justxander5137
    @justxander5137 4 года назад +300

    "Sheldon, good to see you"
    *turtle doing nothing*
    "I can see you are upset"

  • @papyacoconut
    @papyacoconut 4 года назад +4926

    "There are moments in American history"
    "Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes"

    • @MrJjasson
      @MrJjasson 4 года назад +141

      We live in a society

    • @JuicyMilf2.0
      @JuicyMilf2.0 4 года назад +56

      If you close your eyes for over 12 hours you may be sleeping until morning

    • @aqua6166
      @aqua6166 4 года назад +3

      My pp feels weird, help

    • @chocokeeki
      @chocokeeki 4 года назад +17

      There are people

    • @onlybonzo6551
      @onlybonzo6551 4 года назад +3

      homocide is someone suiciding the other

  • @blueefanta8710
    @blueefanta8710 4 года назад +706

    why did I scream laugh at “can I show you some really disturbing math? 40-“

    • @j.t.1280
      @j.t.1280 4 года назад +5

      When I got that ad I really wanted to continue watching but didn't

    • @athamicis
      @athamicis 4 года назад

      Because you are a hyena

  • @BaraSarmento
    @BaraSarmento 4 года назад +848

    “People are different, so we should have different plans to lose” sounds about right

  • @mitchellharrop9989
    @mitchellharrop9989 4 года назад +527

    I just now realized that 90% of these are basically, “How to make money.”

    • @milaliah
      @milaliah 4 года назад +14

      Cause we be broke asf

    • @havardnss3895
      @havardnss3895 4 года назад +10

      Welp thats what the american gov. want their ppl to focus on, and littarally every other country watches american content so ye, thats how it is i guess

    • @andeggbreaks
      @andeggbreaks 4 года назад +33

      RUclips 'entrepreneurs' marketing their scams

    • @yourtags4876
      @yourtags4876 4 года назад +2

      @@andeggbreaks typical jewtube

    • @briank5357
      @briank5357 4 года назад +2

      And their all fake stuff

  • @raffirahmansyah
    @raffirahmansyah 4 года назад +12503

    "Can I show you some really _really_ disturbing math"
    40.

    • @aldocaputo4523
      @aldocaputo4523 4 года назад +370

      this was so funny to me, i dont get it hahahahaa

    • @deleteduser12f
      @deleteduser12f 4 года назад +85

      40 likes

    • @momgo6533
      @momgo6533 4 года назад +151

      *gasp* get that away from me

    • @kurzgd
      @kurzgd 4 года назад +191

      Want some even more disturbing math? 41.

    • @powangel1418
      @powangel1418 4 года назад +51

      *40*

  • @Evan99997
    @Evan99997 4 года назад +213

    "There are moments in American history" and "So, I'm a 17 year old high school dropout" are easily one of my favorites

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  • @SethColby69
    @SethColby69 4 года назад +1258

    you know you have terrible ads when you don't have at least one ad when some guy reveals he was broke and had nothing but with one simple step he was able to get where he is now

    • @forbidden_channelexe
      @forbidden_channelexe 4 года назад +20

      Crimea River Some are great, but a lot are just shit.

    • @dienstaghd5815
      @dienstaghd5815 4 года назад +13

      Meanwhile in germany
      RAID SHADOW GARBAGE
      Arknights
      Cringe tok
      Mobile legends or whatever it was called

    • @LThaPunisha
      @LThaPunisha 4 года назад

      Seth you're literally everywhere! Did you watch NXT: In Your House. Yesterday?

    • @GabrieleirbaGabrieleirbag
      @GabrieleirbaGabrieleirbag 4 года назад +7

      Scaming people into buying their shitty stock market classes

    • @MrHendrix17
      @MrHendrix17 4 года назад +2

      "I've got more money than I know what to do with and I'll teach you too but first pay me"

  • @danitames
    @danitames 4 года назад +547

    "there are moments in american history"
    me: *nodding in understanding*

  • @Trigga-Happy-DJ
    @Trigga-Happy-DJ 4 года назад +3153

    60% of the video: MONEY MONEY MONEY
    40% of the video: Talking Nonsense

  • @callekitty3042
    @callekitty3042 4 года назад +4487

    ”There are moments in American history” has the same energy as ”We live in a society”

    • @Yceb0x
      @Yceb0x 4 года назад +66

      They all end up in the same place:
      r/I’m14andThisIsDeep

    • @NE0N0W0
      @NE0N0W0 4 года назад +41

      I hate the phrase "we live in a society" because they always leave no context like is it a bad thing or a good thing

    • @axtey5389
      @axtey5389 4 года назад +1

      I just saw another comment from you on different video

    • @Keenan.64
      @Keenan.64 4 года назад

      DROP THE TIMESTAMP

    • @Charles37400
      @Charles37400 4 года назад +22

      Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

  • @rasta7655
    @rasta7655 4 года назад +306

    "Bitcoin Broke"
    Understandable, have a great day.

  • @fitrishiataufieq8085
    @fitrishiataufieq8085 4 года назад +52

    "This is about to get Intense"
    next ad: " listen up, *THE SOAP YOU SHOWER WITH? IT'S SH*T* "

  • @barrymckockiner6479
    @barrymckockiner6479 4 года назад +7868

    Some of these blend together surprisingly well

    • @kinga4438
      @kinga4438 4 года назад +142

      @Izu Oburota damn the lad just sold his grandfather for 30k dollars instead of selling drugs

    • @gustavengen6735
      @gustavengen6735 4 года назад +9

      that is part of the joke

    • @Bojacmancork
      @Bojacmancork 4 года назад +2

      Izu Oburota that’s not bad grammer

    • @ohno486
      @ohno486 4 года назад +2

      @Izu Oburota *dealing drugs

    • @DxrkB
      @DxrkB 4 года назад

      That 1st to 2nd one

  • @lilbeet3299
    @lilbeet3299 4 года назад +1452

    “There are moments in American history”

  • @justinmordini7627
    @justinmordini7627 4 года назад +1836

    I can’t stand all those business guru’s their so annoying

    • @cannedbread3829
      @cannedbread3829 4 года назад +313

      and the weight loss gurus that are like “ARE YOU EXERCISING REGULARLY AND EATING HEALTHY? WELL GUESS WHAT YOU’RE DOING IT ALL WRONG”

    • @DirtyDoge
      @DirtyDoge 4 года назад +218

      All of them are scams, too. Idk why they're allowed to advertise on RUclips.

    • @whiteface513abandonedchann8
      @whiteface513abandonedchann8 4 года назад +54

      @o165o still scummy

    • @FormulaMac
      @FormulaMac 4 года назад +32

      o165o yeah and if you actually click on them and do what they say it comes up to another video of them explaining what they were talking about in the ad, it’s like trying to make an essay about cheese turned into a 10,000 word document

    • @WidgetWagyu47292
      @WidgetWagyu47292 4 года назад +26

      “Are you eating right, following a diet and working out everyday and seeing results” well your doing it wrong.

  • @PLASMAHORROR
    @PLASMAHORROR 4 года назад +49

    “Hello, I’m Patrick Stewart. And did you know that-“
    *”T H I S I S 30,000 D O L L A R S”*

  • @lowqualityvideos8091
    @lowqualityvideos8091 4 года назад +2768

    Person: why are u laughing?
    Me: it’s nothing
    My brain: B i t c o i n b r o k e

    • @EpixFusion
      @EpixFusion 4 года назад +37

      That Bitcoin be broke though

    • @dr.rustyrustic
      @dr.rustyrustic 4 года назад +4

      DONT LIKE ITS 69

    • @ambika1379
      @ambika1379 4 года назад +11

      understandable, have a nice day

    • @lowqualityvideos8091
      @lowqualityvideos8091 4 года назад +1

      Springgirl Plays now it’s shall be 690 likes,
      We’re real close MAKE IT HAPPEN

    • @icynaruto345xbox8
      @icynaruto345xbox8 4 года назад

      Ambi you beat me to it by four days

  • @YungSpeed
    @YungSpeed 4 года назад +527

    "can i show you some really really disturbing math?"
    *writes up 40*

  • @Weird_Alchemist42
    @Weird_Alchemist42 4 года назад +2949

    "So, I'm a 17 year old high school drop-out."
    _68% of all women _*_stop wearing a bra_*_ after watching this video._
    Thats a lot of thirsty moms.

    • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar
      @WitchKing-Of-Angmar 4 года назад +7

      @John Dragon Boy Dejesus Zaragoza his essence would be asking for a favor to hear that?

    • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar
      @WitchKing-Of-Angmar 4 года назад +4

      @John Dragon Boy Dejesus Zaragoza oh I was just making a joke about how you said please to here that instead of pleased to here that
      Honestly I don't know but I thought it was hilarious for some unknown reason

    • @nothankyou8261
      @nothankyou8261 4 года назад +7

      FBI OPEN UP

    • @wyxenn
      @wyxenn 4 года назад

      Xd

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 4 года назад

      *Cougers

  • @theiammike123
    @theiammike123 3 года назад +8

    “So,... I’m a 17 year old high school dropout.”
    *1 7 Y E A R O L D H I G H S C H O O L D R O P O U T*

  • @melr.5492
    @melr.5492 4 года назад +2232

    It's depressing to see how many RUclips ads are just get rich quick schemes

    • @jjju3
      @jjju3 4 года назад +208

      YEA
      I've been getting ones nonstop recently
      My rule of thumb is that the longer the white man talks the more of a scam that it is

    • @fluffyssj2693
      @fluffyssj2693 4 года назад +19

      Hey there fellow kori sensei

    • @angelofdeath275
      @angelofdeath275 4 года назад +46

      theyre preying on kids too

    • @manukolehmainen721
      @manukolehmainen721 4 года назад +7

      I'd be so down for them to be make a moderate growth of investment over time. Much better

    • @shirleytalks672
      @shirleytalks672 4 года назад +1

      I like ur pfp 👌

  • @adelin__
    @adelin__ 4 года назад +788

    "Where should I put my money?"
    Answer: There are moments in American history

    • @naturegirl1999
      @naturegirl1999 4 года назад +2

      Yes. Clearly we should make bets on future events, whether or notcivilwarstarts, bet on how many sides there will be, bet on which factions take certain areas, bet on which federal branch falls first, due to corona, bet on who wins the election...this is a joke comment btw, not actually suggesting betting on things like that. But you can if you want. This is an interpretation of if the comment this is in the to would make sense as an answrr

    • @twinbruisesonmyshins
      @twinbruisesonmyshins 4 года назад +1

      *children screaming*

  • @cartonofegg
    @cartonofegg 4 года назад +3736

    “This is Jess. She sold her old phone back to her carrier.”
    *pulls out coins*
    **HEH**

    • @sapnupuas2810
      @sapnupuas2810 4 года назад +12

      Where is that

    • @laurainc
      @laurainc 4 года назад +23

      @@sapnupuas2810 2:18

    • @everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713
      @everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713 4 года назад +26

      Landon Ferley do you really have such a low attention span you couldn’t sit through some 5 second clips? are you a goldfish?

    • @nimeerajan808
      @nimeerajan808 4 года назад +31

      lmao they was just asking

    • @sapnupuas2810
      @sapnupuas2810 4 года назад +12

      Everyone said my name was stupid so I changed it. Dude I just wanted to make it easier so if someone wants to look for the joke they find the joke

  • @kt-xy5zo
    @kt-xy5zo 4 года назад +865

    This is correct. There ARE moments in American history.

    • @sizenplace4554
      @sizenplace4554 4 года назад +4

      I'm pretty Surrey there are not

    • @DerpyNub
      @DerpyNub 4 года назад +6

      Here is an example: on 8th June 2020 was Monday

    • @gamepocalypsegaming278
      @gamepocalypsegaming278 4 года назад +2

      No there can’t be that can’t be true I’m crying and shaking right now American history can’t have moments please no

  • @sockthesock410
    @sockthesock410 4 года назад +427

    Me: gets ad
    "Ew" skips
    RUclips: 5 seconds of every RUclips ad with no context
    Me: mmMMMmm yaes

    • @D-7200
      @D-7200 4 года назад +17

      I was so desperate to skip the ad before this video

    • @OHYS
      @OHYS 4 года назад +8

      @@D-7200 the irony

    • @thomasmullaly200
      @thomasmullaly200 4 года назад +6

      Juicy Boi I just realized that, you literally get 5 seconds of an ad every video, still enjoyed this tho

    • @steve.s8495
      @steve.s8495 4 года назад

      The difference is consent

  • @connerlee8890
    @connerlee8890 4 года назад +584

    “Hey put ALL YOUR MONEY INTO RUclips TRUST ME”
    “Ok”

  • @LARAUJO_0
    @LARAUJO_0 4 года назад +732

    Boss: So all of our customer information is in this spreadsheet
    Girl: Yes, it's all here
    Boss: *Where are the addresses?*

  • @gedsaz
    @gedsaz 4 года назад +1578

    Imagine in 5 billion years this is the only evidence of humanity's existence.

    • @wpjmurray
      @wpjmurray 4 года назад +16

      It already is

    • @bdl2157
      @bdl2157 4 года назад +54

      “You’re not a dish; You’re a man” *Aliens nodding head* “Can I show you some disturbing math... 40” *Aliens confusedly nodding*

    • @aidetund6263
      @aidetund6263 4 года назад +27

      Aliens start teaching their youth about how soap is shit and the number 40 is a terrorist

    • @JuliaMinervaRhodes
      @JuliaMinervaRhodes 4 года назад +5

      "Haha, look at these idiots, they still use money."

    • @hunteref.1276
      @hunteref.1276 4 года назад

      Gazillion*

  • @ameliapaine
    @ameliapaine 4 года назад +1193

    “Newsflash, people are different!”
    “Yep!”
    “So we should have different plans to lose”

    • @tokiWren
      @tokiWren 4 года назад +30

      everything you've been told about shopify and e-commerce

    • @rustinusti
      @rustinusti 4 года назад +6

      schnee is not a plate, it's a man!

    • @katelynclausen4182
      @katelynclausen4182 4 года назад

      I’m your 1000 like

    • @ameliapaine
      @ameliapaine 4 года назад

      Katelyn Clausen lol thanks!

    • @katelynclausen4182
      @katelynclausen4182 4 года назад

      Amelia Paine your welcome :)

  • @Daisy_Plus
    @Daisy_Plus 4 года назад +13

    “we should have different plans to lose”- “everything you’ve been told about making money”

  • @circle7489
    @circle7489 4 года назад +188

    "You're not a dish. you're a man." Wiser words have never been spoken.

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 4 года назад +5

      Even in context that sounds off

    • @pedrosilvaproductions
      @pedrosilvaproductions 4 года назад +3

      I identify myself as a vegetarian attack helicopter and im offended by this statement

    • @Nattegoya
      @Nattegoya 4 года назад

      Capitão Explosão The ad talks about how most body soap is actually classified as “synthetic detergent”

    • @icantstopsparkling7450
      @icantstopsparkling7450 4 года назад

      NathanGuiaYT It’s not even real soap!

    • @QueenFondue
      @QueenFondue 4 года назад +2

      I hate that ad with a passion. So much. I just want my damn estrogen.

  • @thefunkyfish5640
    @thefunkyfish5640 4 года назад +217

    "News flash: people are different, so we should have different plans to lose"

  • @mayb4901
    @mayb4901 4 года назад +315

    “This is 30K dollars-” *snap* “cash......mY PARENTS THOUGHT I WAS DEALING DRUGS-“

    • @hdhrdfsrkgh
      @hdhrdfsrkgh 3 года назад

      damn you stole my idea

    • @jonathansmith1281
      @jonathansmith1281 3 года назад

      Proceeded by: "Hello, I'm Patrick Stewart. Did you know that-"

  • @Endermax187
    @Endermax187 3 года назад +15

    1:31 There's never been a better time than now for you to focus
    1:38 While everyone's so focused...

  • @ssychostella
    @ssychostella 4 года назад +526

    ”I'm gonna show you some really disturbing math...
    *4 0* "

    • @alsoduke991
      @alsoduke991 4 года назад +9

      Damn. Disturbance all around the neighbourhood.

    • @irfanraza-lz3ye
      @irfanraza-lz3ye 4 года назад +9

      *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

    • @looteverybody
      @looteverybody 4 года назад +2

      That one got me too

    • @marianna380
      @marianna380 4 года назад

      Poods and marzia pfp❤

    • @agentsmidt3209
      @agentsmidt3209 4 года назад

      LMAO! It's forty, it's literally disturbing.

  • @oliv2385
    @oliv2385 4 года назад +644

    *newsflash*
    people are different. so we should have different plans to lose
    *everything you’ve been told about making money*

    • @fuckyoutube75889
      @fuckyoutube75889 4 года назад +1

      Nice stolen comment fucking weeaboo

    • @ireneraloso6647
      @ireneraloso6647 4 года назад +1

      @@fuckyoutube75889 wow, just because they have anime on their profile they are already a weeaboo. What a piece of shit you are.

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 4 года назад +1

      @( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) This is the reason why weebs are the most oppressed members of society

    • @fuckyoutube75889
      @fuckyoutube75889 4 года назад

      @@oddacity5883 yeah bro fuck em

    • @oliv2385
      @oliv2385 4 года назад

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i mean i-

  • @harlowe8691
    @harlowe8691 4 года назад +490

    "there are moments in american history" students in 2045 writing about 2020 who didn't do the reading

  • @ElectrifyXD
    @ElectrifyXD 4 года назад +697

    "Hi Im Patrick Stewart... Did you know that-"
    "-*THIS IS 30 THOUSAND DOLLARS... **_C A S H_* "

  • @abcdefg9800
    @abcdefg9800 3 года назад +9

    “The internet is full of all sorts of things-weird things, strange things, lazy things” *skips ad* “every *picture of sink* is worth it”

  • @trentwerner366
    @trentwerner366 4 года назад +1048

    “News flash, people are different”
    “Yyuuuuup”
    “So we should have different plans to lose”

    • @MarioUnfiltered2
      @MarioUnfiltered2 4 года назад +14

      Everything

    • @zac3344
      @zac3344 4 года назад

      @@krakenattackin7617 no

    • @pjpaws306
      @pjpaws306 4 года назад

      @@zac3344 yep.

    • @pepsimann2038
      @pepsimann2038 4 года назад

      Phantom Hyena she was cut off anyway so it wouldn’t matter

    • @dawica
      @dawica 4 года назад +1

      Pepsi Man Not only is “lose” funnier, it’s also what she said. Loose/lose are pronounced differently

  • @gabrieldelacruz3863
    @gabrieldelacruz3863 4 года назад +2724

    Narrator: “This is Jess, she sold her old phone back to her carrier”
    *jess pulls out a couple nickles*
    Narrator: “heh-“

  • @kwak0
    @kwak0 4 года назад +319

    I'm so sick of these ads that encourage people to drop out of college.

    • @pjw1993
      @pjw1993 4 года назад +68

      Anything that looks like a corporate 'get rich quick' scam I report and block right away.
      That being said though, 95% of my RUclips ads seem to be for items I've recently bought months after I've bought them.

    • @Mr.Thicket
      @Mr.Thicket 4 года назад +9

      CJ um I have a relative that graduated a couple years ago. She doesn’t make much AT ALL, but she’s almost paid off her debt. If you choose a college in-state and not a crazy one like Harvard then the debt doesn’t have to be overwhelming. Certainly not till you retire either.

    • @pjw1993
      @pjw1993 4 года назад +2

      @@CJ-xw4tl I'm British so how our student loans work is very different, but I know how nasty the graduate job market can be.
      Regardless though, some aggressive salesman type guy flaunting dollar bills and telling you to quit everything and listen to his 'magic tips for success' is like red rag to a bull for me :P

    • @CJ-xw4tl
      @CJ-xw4tl 4 года назад

      @@pjw1993 yeah those videos are stupid and they're part of the reasons those guys get successful. They get money off of gullible people. I believe that in this world, the ways to get rich are through med jobs like anesthesiology(salary depends on location but in some states it's over 700k where others it is around 200k). Or through an invention or ingenuity like a new useful business product

    • @syfico
      @syfico 4 года назад +1

      I mean, less competition amirite

  • @jcwalker722
    @jcwalker722 4 года назад +459

    “There are moments in American history” I’m not sure if that’s true.

    • @Flash4ML
      @Flash4ML 4 года назад +22

      Well boys, we did it. American history is no more.

    • @blinded6502
      @blinded6502 4 года назад +1

      @@Flash4ML *high-fives*

  • @t2hk_
    @t2hk_ 3 года назад +12

    "Can I show you some really disturbing maths? 40."
    Absolutely shocking.

  • @andrewe-
    @andrewe- 4 года назад +307

    "So, I'm a 17 year old High School dropout"
    oh, he's a 17 year old High School dropout-

    • @kingofdemons948
      @kingofdemons948 4 года назад +26

      Weird though but I think he's a 17 year old high school dropout

    • @iyrnray
      @iyrnray 4 года назад +3

      This played as I read the comment lmao

    • @thisuserhasnoname2103
      @thisuserhasnoname2103 4 года назад +3

      yeah but, i kinda think he's a 17 year old high school dropout

    • @刘巴顿z
      @刘巴顿z 4 года назад +2

      Is it just me or this dude literally seems like a 17 year old high school dropout

    • @brendxn7727
      @brendxn7727 4 года назад +2

      Is he really a 17 year old high school dropout tho?

  • @Ten2
    @Ten2 4 года назад +532

    “ This is Jess. She sold her old phone back to her carrier.”
    *hēh*

  • @TalkingNonsense
    @TalkingNonsense  4 года назад +4916

    So Lit Mobile just sent me this wireless battery pack...

  • @Gregornmy
    @Gregornmy 4 года назад +556

    “There are moments in American history”
    Hm yes, the floor here is made out of floor

    • @Addy0302
      @Addy0302 4 года назад +4

      Nintendo Switch has games

    • @beto4ka119
      @beto4ka119 4 года назад +1

      There are videos on RUclips

  • @Frysken
    @Frysken 4 года назад +1924

    "I'm a 17-year-old high school drop out."
    *68% of all women stop wearing a bra after watching this video*

  • @derechtetee8205
    @derechtetee8205 4 года назад +5

    "So we should have diferent plans to loose" yep that's my class before an math exam

  • @lewiz18
    @lewiz18 4 года назад +406

    0:11 when you think of accounting and finance what comes to mind?
    *sheldon*

    • @Winton0
      @Winton0 4 года назад +5

      Dang. I thought he was gonna say "Karen"

    • @rioriorio17
      @rioriorio17 4 года назад +1

      Hit the time stamp right when he finishes his sentence

    • @nico_neko8569
      @nico_neko8569 4 года назад +2

      **Insert big bang theory intro here but with subtle cha-ching noises**

    • @NaiefThegoony
      @NaiefThegoony 4 года назад +1

      Tortoises make for good accountants

    • @chefboiarby304
      @chefboiarby304 4 года назад +1

      BAZINGA

  • @thatteen2173
    @thatteen2173 4 года назад +590

    “What you’re seeing here is 60,000 dollars. Did you know?”
    Well no I didn’t, thank you for informing me sir

  • @catmerchant8699
    @catmerchant8699 4 года назад +230

    I’m Australian and the only ad I’ve seen from this video is from raid shadow legends.

    • @jupiterloveskirby
      @jupiterloveskirby 4 года назад +3

      Ugh 1 of the worst commercials

    • @maxinefinnfoxen
      @maxinefinnfoxen 4 года назад +3

      @@jupiterloveskirby but a good to make fun of as a meme x)

    • @jupiterloveskirby
      @jupiterloveskirby 4 года назад

      @@maxinefinnfoxen true 😂

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 4 года назад

      @@jupiterloveskirby I enjoy them.

  • @latersgator
    @latersgator 3 года назад +3

    "The internet is full with all sorts of things. Weird things, strange things, lazy things."
    *Literally just shows clips of her doing normal stuff and trying to be quirky*

  • @ZPS_STG
    @ZPS_STG 4 года назад +6

    "News flash: People are different. So we should have different plans to lose."

  • @Hannah-oo3gc
    @Hannah-oo3gc 4 года назад +328

    "There are moments in American history" followed by nothing made me laugh the hardest I've laughed in a LONG time

    • @rivitril5440
      @rivitril5440 3 года назад

      It's like "all those moments are shit"

  • @imlivinginyourceiling
    @imlivinginyourceiling 4 года назад +293

    “You’re not a dish, you’re a man”
    Every time a star dies, there is one less star.

    • @masdin655
      @masdin655 4 года назад +10

      every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes

    • @jeanmarc9843
      @jeanmarc9843 4 года назад

      I don't know why but this is the best sentence I've ever seen in my life.

    • @imlivinginyourceiling
      @imlivinginyourceiling 4 года назад

      Jean Marc I’m flattered :)

  • @LeGoodMusica23
    @LeGoodMusica23 3 года назад +3

    "This is a tomato, think it's good for you? Think again."
    *"what is your diet..."*

  • @psiseven
    @psiseven 4 года назад +287

    "People are different"
    "So we should have different plans to lose"

  • @blimeybeige9024
    @blimeybeige9024 4 года назад +31

    I'm genuinely curious, has anyone ever actually been convinced by one of these ads to check out what they're selling or whatever lol?

    • @DemBlox
      @DemBlox 3 года назад +7

      why r all of these about money☠️

    • @sofianxx2763
      @sofianxx2763 3 года назад

      probably

  • @solt4r1
    @solt4r1 4 года назад +152

    _What you’re seeing here is 60,000 dollars. Did you know-_
    *”There’s never been a better time than now for you to focus”*

  • @justjack1624
    @justjack1624 4 года назад +644

    *youre not a dish. you’re a MAN*
    _ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor._

    • @snappedwire3368
      @snappedwire3368 4 года назад +3

      but then wouldnt that make the women men?

    • @whiteface513abandonedchann8
      @whiteface513abandonedchann8 4 года назад +9

      @@snappedwire3368 I remember hearing from a trans friend of mine that they were annoyed with that specific ad popping up all the time for them

    • @Necrobatix
      @Necrobatix 4 года назад +4

      White Face #513 this exact thing keeps happening to me and I hate it so much.

    • @whiteface513abandonedchann8
      @whiteface513abandonedchann8 4 года назад +2

      @@Necrobatix I mean I can see it being annoying for literally anyone but that in particular sounds fucking aggravating

    • @whiteface513abandonedchann8
      @whiteface513abandonedchann8 4 года назад

      @@zebradiahshyperlapse2339 ok transphobe

  • @rentisme
    @rentisme Год назад +1

    'do you wanna see some really disturbing math?' is not a sentence I thought I'd ever here

  • @pandaescarlate7268
    @pandaescarlate7268 4 года назад +155

    "people are different. So we should have different plans to lose"
    The best one

  • @reethelemon
    @reethelemon 3 года назад +4

    2:02 "this is pierluigi, and in the last three months he has made over 129 thousand dollars-"
    "So?, I'm a 17 year old highschool dropout"

  • @gloriathewierdperson7171
    @gloriathewierdperson7171 4 года назад +339

    "There are moments in American history"
    "Can I show you some really really disturbing math?"
    Pretty much sums it up, yeah.

    • @cracno1125
      @cracno1125 4 года назад +17

      *40*

    • @jerryham5659
      @jerryham5659 4 года назад +7

      @@cracno1125 how dare you speak the unholy number...

    • @cracno1125
      @cracno1125 4 года назад +3

      @@jerryham5659 *4 0*

  • @tuo5155
    @tuo5155 4 года назад +409

    “Hello I’m Patric Stuart did u know that”
    *This is 30,000 cash*

    • @dhruvkhamar5226
      @dhruvkhamar5226 4 года назад +33

      My parent thought I was dealing drugs 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tuo5155
      @tuo5155 4 года назад +1

      Dhruv Khamar what?

    • @dhruvkhamar5226
      @dhruvkhamar5226 4 года назад +5

      @@tuo5155 it's what he said after if you run it back

    • @kollington2380
      @kollington2380 3 года назад +1

      30,000*

    • @Jummmpy
      @Jummmpy 3 года назад

      ​@@dhruvkhamar5226when you think of accounting and finance, what comes to mind

  • @Kain128
    @Kain128 4 года назад

    I love how "This is about to get intense." is followed by verbal assault, and attempted murder.

  • @mesadrums375
    @mesadrums375 4 года назад +120

    “You’re not a dish. You’re a man.”
    Thank you, I needed that today.

    • @KnzoVortex
      @KnzoVortex 3 года назад +1

      All these people be calling me a dish I don’t know if I can take anymore.. . . .

  • @seanmacguire3324
    @seanmacguire3324 4 года назад +1037

    Everyone: RUclips ads suck! They’re annoying irrelevant
    966,000+ people: let’s watch 5 seconds of each of them!!!

    • @Hey-qf3vf
      @Hey-qf3vf 4 года назад +37

      RUclips ads suck because they have 2 unskipable, "five second" long ads, (which we all know they slow down the numbers and make us watch 8 seconds of each ad) And we don't want to watch them.
      The difference here is that we decided to watch them

    • @tnnbaums5027
      @tnnbaums5027 4 года назад +2

      Hey wooosh

    • @Coffeecup-sb5mw
      @Coffeecup-sb5mw 4 года назад +1

      literally the comment from part 1 but rephrased

    • @hithere4289
      @hithere4289 4 года назад

      I wonder if they actually sell from those ads because I don't know anyone who likes ads therefore not interested in what they sell

    •  4 года назад +2

      The reason people come here is for the comments

  • @BlahBlah-dg5qz
    @BlahBlah-dg5qz 4 года назад +645

    "So, I'm a 17 year old highschool dropout"
    **17 YEAR OLD HIGHSCHOOL DROPOUT**

    • @chonacastillo4777
      @chonacastillo4777 4 года назад +2

      ???

    • @autumn4442
      @autumn4442 4 года назад +4

      what's the confusion?

    • @chonacastillo4777
      @chonacastillo4777 4 года назад +2

      @@autumn4442 whats wrong with a 17 yr old hs dropout?
      Its not like its improbable for a teen to dropout hs..

    • @yespeace
      @yespeace 4 года назад +56

      Dang, he's a 17 year old highschool dropout

    • @chonacastillo4777
      @chonacastillo4777 4 года назад +3

      @@yespeace in my counrty, its really not thag rare for an hser to dropout

  • @internalforce
    @internalforce 4 года назад +388

    "I can see you're upset"
    "THIS...is a tomato"

  • @mawshimi2149
    @mawshimi2149 4 года назад +314

    This is Jess. She sold her old phone back to her carrier
    H E H

  • @stcrletz
    @stcrletz 3 года назад +4

    "there are moments in american history"
    wouldn't have guessed-

  • @जेडन
    @जेडन 4 года назад +64

    "There's a gazillion...different-"
    *Gazes longingly*

    • @nudge7006
      @nudge7006 4 года назад +1

      1:52
      I couldn't even focus because the way he talked like he got asthma or something

  • @sir_platypus6574
    @sir_platypus6574 4 года назад +143

    "news flash, people are different" "so we should have different ways to lose"

  • @therainbowlyon9980
    @therainbowlyon9980 4 года назад +266

    "Hello, I'm Patrick Stewart. Did you know that THIS IS 30,000 DOLLARS: CASH. My parents thought I was dealing drugs."

    • @Emakka_notebook
      @Emakka_notebook 4 года назад +8

      Finally someone said it. That was so funny and underrated 😂😂

    • @Joe-g2b7u
      @Joe-g2b7u 4 года назад +11

      “And they were damn well right”

    • @maxinefinnfoxen
      @maxinefinnfoxen 4 года назад +2

      next line:
      "And they were right. Come on down to Stewart's dealhouse!"

    • @gyuuipa5166
      @gyuuipa5166 4 года назад

      :c

  • @rolls_8798
    @rolls_8798 3 года назад +1

    if you think the avocados are weird, Australia has ads for pork, beef, bananas, mushrooms, chicken, eggs, salmon and a whole bunch of stuff. not even from actual companies either
    they're actually pretty cool and a good initiative

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 года назад +82

    "My parents thought I was dealing drugs"

  • @h.p.wallnut9912
    @h.p.wallnut9912 4 года назад +94

    “JANET WHERE ARE THE ADRESSES?”

  • @MantaPlant
    @MantaPlant 3 года назад +1

    1:30 “There's never been a better time than now for you to focus.”
    Very next ad: “Well everyone's so focused.”