this is a very convincing argument against you actually running a cartel, should be great in case you ever get arrested on suspicion of running a cartel.
by the way, you're genuinely one of the funniest content creators on youtube. doesn't matter if it's cartel tiktok, smnn, those haircut vids, or the other random ones (gosh the "this is very easy. it's not hard to do these things" had me dying). it's genuinely your own personality, delivery, and ideas that got you here. i wish you a successful career and hope you stay true to your spirit. pure colom-
Dont get it twisted lol hes really not all that special he literally just made a joke weve all known about for years just on tiktok. I hated this video lmfao the world is fuckt
I love your shorts videos. I can only watch them only on Saturdays due to my Autistic fixation related to routines. Saturdays don't feel like Saturdays when forget to watch your videos Big Fan since July
genuinely one of my favorite content creators on the platform. i usually cant stand watching these long videos like this, but your voice and personality are so fun and enjoyable that i gladly watched through it all
Your video are genuinely the funniest videos I have ever seen. I remember last summer dying laughing watching each and every video. Looking foreword to future uploads man.
I literally love you. I don’t know how you do it but you’re genuinely adaptive and it’s so cool! You don’t blame anyone and just adapt. Your humor is unmatched too, thank you algorithm for popping into my feed randomly over the past few years. So cool!
You're one of my Favorites YtShorts RUclipsr man, Tbh when i first found your video i laughing so hard af i was confused back then like Tf am i watching, but yeah i don't know why your content is entertaining. Keep the spirit man😎😎 (Send me some cocain)
Whenever I’m feeling down, I watch your shorts for a long time and I always laugh my ass of every time. Thanks for making these videos and keep up the great work! ♥️
been following your videos since way back in the instagram days and it’s been insane to see you blow up on youtube too, feels like you’re the king of short form content
Love your stuff man, you deserve every bit of success you’ve gotten and more. My buddy and I have binged your channel so many times we’ve lost count and we still laugh as hard as we did on day 1. Keep doing what you’re doing!
for me it's the way you manage to make "offensive" content while keeping it light and funny a fine line you nailed a kind of "troll humor" that couldn't exist outside of short videos
You have probably the most amazing job as a content creator. You literally get to admit to multiple felonies, say that you're in a cartel, and get away with it. Uncancelable, untouchable, not even the FBI is interested in investigating you. You could actually be in a major drug cartel and we wouldn't know. You couldn't even confess because if you did, it would be perceived as a part of the act. Stay strong.
Don’t worry man you’ve made it, your hilarious and you get millions upon millions of views, all of your subscribers live you, and we will continue to love you and your unhinged cartel tic toks. 😊 Have you ever considered making a comedy film?
when i first saw one of your videos, it made my mood better, i found those videos funny. thanks for the content you make, and never stop it, the content is funny and good! :D
I always enjoyed your videos even on the first day I watched you, your humour is great satire and I still get a bit of a kick in from your newest videos at times. Hope you get more cash on RUclips than from the underground cartel
Genuinely this video actually made me open my eyes, and just think what I could possibly do with my life when im bored, such as open tiktok and start a new trend like this. I really appreciate you making this and inspiring me. Also been here since day and i have like all your shorts (it took like 1 hour-)
gabe seems like the type of guy who’d be a really great friend. your videos are always funny in different ways, wether it be smnn, cartel tiktok, wack ass haircuts, your delivery is just perfect
2:21, do you know that that song was a remix illegally made by some Kazakhstani guy, who later became a DJ of the guy who made the original song or something
to this day, you have been the only youtube shorts channel i have subscribed to and actively watched. ever since that one short of the boat you did, i have been blasted
From music, Most unhinged content, SMNN and more this guy is fucking breaking the algorithm. He has an amazing sense of humor, hes adding a crazy spin to already good videos even making them better then before, with no effort! This man is fucking crazy and he is making absolute BANK and im proud of bro. Luv the contenr keep it up man
Cartel tiktok helped me start my first small business selling crystal methamphetamine around a year ago. Thank you for everything you do on here/tiktok. Also, am binging these full length videos. Make more.
All jokes aside, this is an extremely interesting video for me to watch because, although i have much less subs and views, i started in a very similar way by posting mental health content lol wasn’t getting any views, and then switched to what i do now. but there’s so many overlaps with my story and yours. i actually was frustrated by the algorithm for a while until i realized i just had to make videos that people would watch and deliver it well. anyways, to keep a long story short, just wanted to say this was a really cool video to watch. i appreciate you posting it & i really love your content
Hey there bro, i just wanted to say you're really great. When i first saw your channel i thought you were gonna be a typical creator with unoriginal content, but i was wrong. You're content is the best, never fails to make me laugh and smile and make my day so much better. You're my favorite RUclipsr. Thanks for the smiles.
Bro I love watching you just explain things and you constantly change your voice. It's like talking to that one homie that tries to make everything funny. It's cool to see how your internet presence changed over 15 years.
I didn't find you till you got on RUclips but I'm glad I did because you've cheered me up plenty of days when I see these people that you're talking about getting all the attention while I struggle so hard to get 20 likes
That's a fascinating story. As a dedicated subscriber, I can say that I'd be fine with new kind of content you post and, basically, almost with any kind of content. But I also hope that we will be able to see SMNN and cartel TikTok videos from time to time. I'm very proud of you!
Yoo, when do we get a BeastChild and Dracula Flow crossover episode? Awesome content, I never cared much for RUclips Shorts, but your shorts genuinely make me chuckle. I love it.
I'm sure this huge boost in views really accelerated your business and helped you distribute and sell even more schedule one narcotics, What a great businessman. We all need to look up to Him
Bro love the content, never watched TikTok as must when u we’re popping off on there, but on YT you were/are my favorite RUclipsr. hope too see it continue
Thanks!
you fed him for a lifetime
Gave him enough for a sniff of columbian
Nice
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this is a very convincing argument against you actually running a cartel, should be great in case you ever get arrested on suspicion of running a cartel.
bro found the cheat code
as long as we Don’t snitch
Agreed
Ahahahaha true😂
🤫
Unhinged, well scripted, dense commentary
Unhinged!
I beat my stick to you I put lotion on it
69 likes
cocaine
so true gahahah
the first ever SMNN interview 🔥🔥
Fr
Coems 🤑🤑🤑
🤑🤑
Give me a kilo
🤑
by the way, you're genuinely one of the funniest content creators on youtube. doesn't matter if it's cartel tiktok, smnn, those haircut vids, or the other random ones (gosh the "this is very easy. it's not hard to do these things" had me dying).
it's genuinely your own personality, delivery, and ideas that got you here. i wish you a successful career and hope you stay true to your spirit.
pure colom-
Thank you so much Mike. That means a lot.
@@bstchld Yea your humor is unbeatable
@@bstchld i ordered 30 kilos from smn , didnt get it, i ordered 1000 kilos of crack and 2000 of fentanyl and didnt get it. your a scam
@@bstchldgive me some Colombian. Now. I ordered some weeks ago but you’ve been too busy with SMNN. unacceptable.
@@bstchld love you!
Bro went from being a rapper to making the most unhinged content to now this. Truly the greatest yter of all time.
Yes 👏
Reverse Joji
@@gastari429 I love joji
@@gastari429 both are yt gods
@@CozejjpnkI dont
the pure columbian has effected me badly
Affected*
@@NatWasTakenAgain hes high bro
*peruvian
Colombian*
@@earlthomas7517 I'm high rn
Not gonna lie you were one of the first shorts youtubers that I've gotten addicted watching to, like the pure Columbian you always offer
GAAHAHHAHA
99.1%
Relatable af
Relatable
You actually did it, you talked about how your channel grew without background music but interesting enough for me to not skip a single second.
Almost needed Subway Surfer Gameplay sweating right now
You're a comedian and a good one! you deserve all your success.
Dont get it twisted lol hes really not all that special he literally just made a joke weve all known about for years just on tiktok.
I hated this video lmfao the world is fuckt
@@Cheekycntcalm your nerves, young man.
i was super addicted to ur cartel tiktok soo good
but you’re addicted to guts and blackpowder
I was addicted to the cartel tiktok, until i met cocaine🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
You literally had the best content you deserve it
Bro, you were the one who lifted my mood whenever im down.
Thanks for the content
It's been 10 years cartel man
This is my favorite SMNN reporter and rapper ngl 🗣️🔥
Been an OG follower bro. Love your vids. Keep up the content!🎉🎉
your shorts are nearly as addictive as columbian
They go hand-in-hand brother
have to do both
@@bstchldgyatt
@@bstchldAdvice: Cartel barber shop
More tips = special treatment
It's really awesome you're doing some different content, even though it has always been entertaining.
Such a breath of fresh seeing you do long form content, keep going you almost got 3 mil subs
I love your shorts videos. I can only watch them only on Saturdays due to my Autistic fixation related to routines. Saturdays don't feel like Saturdays when forget to watch your videos
Big Fan since July
Did you post this on r/BSTCHLD ?
@@bstchld Yes it was me
Congrats bro, been watching you since the very beginning. Hope you keep growing.😃👍
genuinely one of my favorite content creators on the platform. i usually cant stand watching these long videos like this, but your voice and personality are so fun and enjoyable that i gladly watched through it all
the explination is pure peru-
Your video are genuinely the funniest videos I have ever seen. I remember last summer dying laughing watching each and every video. Looking foreword to future uploads man.
Back in 2020, i came across a few of those rap lyric articulation videos and loved them. It was great when you appeared on my Shorts feed in 2023.
This was really helpful. Thank you bro, gave me a few chuckles too💪
Loved the stream! Great work
same
Thank you bro! Looking forward to your streams as well 🤝
What he stream on?
@@TrillnCliffs youtube
Bstchild ur funny videos have really helped me when I have anxiety attacks at night
🙏🙏🙏
The fact you’re so stoic during the videos is actually insane, which is the funny part; dry humor is hilarious to me.
I literally love you. I don’t know how you do it but you’re genuinely adaptive and it’s so cool! You don’t blame anyone and just adapt. Your humor is unmatched too, thank you algorithm for popping into my feed randomly over the past few years. So cool!
Your contents are most enjoyable to me. Keep it up bro.
You're one of my Favorites YtShorts RUclipsr man, Tbh when i first found your video i laughing so hard af i was confused back then like Tf am i watching, but yeah i don't know why your content is entertaining. Keep the spirit man😎😎
(Send me some cocain)
The candence of your voice adds so much to your humor, its the cherry on top
yo finally a long video! love it
Whenever I’m feeling down, I watch your shorts for a long time and I always laugh my ass of every time. Thanks for making these videos and keep up the great work! ♥️
been following your videos since way back in the instagram days and it’s been insane to see you blow up on youtube too, feels like you’re the king of short form content
Thank you for sharing your process with us. Congratulations on the success.
Love your stuff man, you deserve every bit of success you’ve gotten and more. My buddy and I have binged your channel so many times we’ve lost count and we still laugh as hard as we did on day 1. Keep doing what you’re doing!
it's always feel fascinating hearing how big content creator story about when they start to when they got big
for me it's the way you manage to make "offensive" content while keeping it light and funny a fine line you nailed a kind of "troll humor" that couldn't exist outside of short videos
You have probably the most amazing job as a content creator. You literally get to admit to multiple felonies, say that you're in a cartel, and get away with it. Uncancelable, untouchable, not even the FBI is interested in investigating you. You could actually be in a major drug cartel and we wouldn't know. You couldn't even confess because if you did, it would be perceived as a part of the act. Stay strong.
Appreciate your guidance and insight man, you really deserve this success.
(also appreciate the quality of the stash you sent yesterday)
You’re great man! Get to 10 mil!
Bro we love all your vids, keep it up man!
Hope you hit 3m subs soon. You derserve it
You are a genuine inspiration to me. I'll never stop loving smnn and cartel tiktok. It's the funniest shit ever
You're goated man, you're one of the few people that made me laugh very hard lately. Cheers!
Don’t worry man you’ve made it, your hilarious and you get millions upon millions of views, all of your subscribers live you, and we will continue to love you and your unhinged cartel tic toks. 😊 Have you ever considered making a comedy film?
Loved your vids man -keep up the cartel vids going🔥🔥🔥
when i first saw one of your videos, it made my mood better, i found those videos funny. thanks for the content you make, and never stop it, the content is funny and good! :D
Love you as always keep up the good work and humour
I always enjoyed your videos even on the first day I watched you, your humour is great satire and I still get a bit of a kick in from your newest videos at times. Hope you get more cash on RUclips than from the underground cartel
Great interview! Still waiting for that Pikmin 4 gameplay
Genuinely this video actually made me open my eyes, and just think what I could possibly do with my life when im bored, such as open tiktok and start a new trend like this. I really appreciate you making this and inspiring me.
Also been here since day and i have like all your shorts (it took like 1 hour-)
Keep it up bro! and congratulations!🔥🔥🥳🥳
Been watching since the start and I’ve always loved your rapping style
you genuinely made yt shorts better 🔥
Your an inspiration bro love your content
Beast child lore, I can’t wait for the lyrics for this one
somebodys gonna do it
gabe seems like the type of guy who’d be a really great friend. your videos are always funny in different ways, wether it be smnn, cartel tiktok, wack ass haircuts, your delivery is just perfect
2:21, do you know that that song was a remix illegally made by some Kazakhstani guy, who later became a DJ of the guy who made the original song or something
to this day, you have been the only youtube shorts channel i have subscribed to and actively watched. ever since that one short of the boat you did, i have been blasted
That was the video that kicked off my crazy growth and got this channel monetized.
Now how i got banned with 8m followers
probably one of the most genuine videos I’ve watched
Nice bro keep up the good work and the funny videos!😂
i watched your shorts series about almost a year ago, and i've been hooked ever since.
i swear i can't look at his face without laughing
From music, Most unhinged content, SMNN and more this guy is fucking breaking the algorithm. He has an amazing sense of humor, hes adding a crazy spin to already good videos even making them better then before, with no effort! This man is fucking crazy and he is making absolute BANK and im proud of bro. Luv the contenr keep it up man
Keep the great content up👍🏻
Great job, thank you for all the TikToks and funny laughs, keep going man!
Top tier edging material
Im so glad I started getting this guy in my feed early.
Cartel tiktok helped me start my first small business selling crystal methamphetamine around a year ago. Thank you for everything you do on here/tiktok. Also, am binging these full length videos. Make more.
Dude, become a rapper again
All jokes aside, this is an extremely interesting video for me to watch because, although i have much less subs and views, i started in a very similar way by posting mental health content lol wasn’t getting any views, and then switched to what i do now. but there’s so many overlaps with my story and yours. i actually was frustrated by the algorithm for a while until i realized i just had to make videos that people would watch and deliver it well. anyways, to keep a long story short, just wanted to say this was a really cool video to watch. i appreciate you posting it & i really love your content
bro turned from "boss cocaine" to "seamen man" to "music man"
I don’t think I’ll ever get bored of your new content, the range of humor you put in them is hilarious
Still waiting for my next packe of SMN
Hey there bro, i just wanted to say you're really great. When i first saw your channel i thought you were gonna be a typical creator with unoriginal content, but i was wrong. You're content is the best, never fails to make me laugh and smile and make my day so much better.
You're my favorite RUclipsr. Thanks for the smiles.
It has been 10 years since he posted a full screen video
Bro I love watching you just explain things and you constantly change your voice. It's like talking to that one homie that tries to make everything funny. It's cool to see how your internet presence changed over 15 years.
6:58 oogwgay be like:
Yo... i dont have social media apps and idgaf about ANYTHING, BUT youre hilarious. and i look forward to you vids every day ❤❤❤
I didn't find you till you got on RUclips but I'm glad I did because you've cheered me up plenty of days when I see these people that you're talking about getting all the attention while I struggle so hard to get 20 likes
That's a fascinating story. As a dedicated subscriber, I can say that I'd be fine with new kind of content you post and, basically, almost with any kind of content. But I also hope that we will be able to see SMNN and cartel TikTok videos from time to time. I'm very proud of you!
The shoe store incident :(.
I really liked hearing your perspective on the content you make. Thanks for making funny content that made my day multiple times.
here to boost engagement #4
Yoo, when do we get a BeastChild and Dracula Flow crossover episode?
Awesome content, I never cared much for RUclips Shorts, but your shorts genuinely make me chuckle. I love it.
He has the most ai voice possible
Congrats on your success! Can't wait for more!
I'm sure this huge boost in views really accelerated your business and helped you distribute and sell even more schedule one narcotics, What a great businessman. We all need to look up to Him
it seems to me that he should already sell his courses
I have other stuff to sell 🥸
@@bstchld can i buy 1kg black tard heroine
@@bstchld "Your honor, I wasnt selling cocaine to minors. I was doing a Pablo Escobar parody for fun and giggles"
Hi BeastChild I’m your biggest fan, love the cartel content
First vid after 10 years
Loved the stream man, keep the lines coming
my favourite yapper
you would be hilarious doing recaps of shows like game of thrones,prison break etc
gg on that gta 5 stream
Bros cooked
@@Void-fj7nh got it getting deleted on screen recording lmao
@@wingriddenangel404 same bro lmao ☠️
Bro love the content, never watched TikTok as must when u we’re popping off on there, but on YT you were/are my favorite RUclipsr. hope too see it continue