I called my doctor while on Poltarbi and told him the exact layout of his house and the most efficient way to prevent escape in case of accidental fire. I haven't heard from him since! it's honestly not that great considering my diarrhea caused heart attacks (fartiac arrests) have gone untreated for weeks... Thanks Poltarbi!
The moment I read the words "fartiac arrests" I actually burst out laughing like a demon was ready to laugh before I was. Thank you for the experience, and thanks Poltarbi!
That's no puppy. THat old dog has been with that man for years. Way back since before his disease, which he prank called his doctor about for the first time 3 years ago.
Pro tip: When I called *my* doctor, I did a Joker impression-doesn't matter which one-that way, if you start laughing, it just makes you EVEN MORE in character! Really gets them going!
" Hello, is this doctor nick? " " hello everybody! " " Yes, I would like to discuss symptoms of this medication, regarding my heart. " " Yes? " " Is there any risk of a... *laugh * of a heart- *DEFENSE?* * loud laughter * " " *checks notes * yes! "
The quick glossing over of the only function of the medicine being an inducer of diarrhea and heart attacks before getting back to the point of the video (which had nothing to do with Poltarbi) was genius. No need to list side effects if the main effects are the side effects.
@@revolvingworld2676But that's what the 'industry' is about..."Medicine" is the "politically correct" term, for marketing - and to condition humans to think it's not insane and is actually about health.
idk if it was intentional or if I missed something, but the "reveal" that you weren't just using stock footage for the doctors suddenly made it feel more "real" and absurd
I tried poltarbi but when I called my doctor he was also on poltarbi so he called me back because i'm also a doctor. The resulting paradox opened up a tear in space-time but at least my future fatal heart-attack seems less relevant now. Thank you poltarbi. I may be alive/dead, but through poltarbi, I am one step closer to spiritual enlightenment.
@@JumalaPlays it's just a joke on the superficial inclusivity of "that's right, GIRLS can be doctors too. ;D" as if the commercial couldn't have just put "they" in the script from the get-go.
Im a therapist and will absolutely be suggesting this to my clients starting Monday morning. Thank you for sharing this crucial information for those in need❤
As someone recently diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis, I phoned my doctor and told them that if they didn't give me the good drugs, as the ruler of the lost city of Zinj, I'd set my albino gorillas on them. Only some of this is true.
I didn't see this, I wrote this exactly, with quotations, and no added text, dang it, so identical. same capitalization and punctuation. GARH! I've been bested!
@@LithmusEarth You missed the incredibly obvious solution of just writing it anyways and then accusing this guy of being a bot that stole your comment. Basic math honestly.
I bust through the door of my home. Cold sweat dripping down my face as I stagger over to my kitchen counter. My hands reach out and grab the one thing that will save me. My phone next to my Poltarbi box. I dial my doctor (its speed dial 1) and begin to rant about how much bus fare is for thirty minutes and how his break lines taste like iron. Before he hangs up I mention that his tie is quite nice from his living room window before the call is done. Thanks Poltarbi, gave me the confidence to let out my inner demons.
This is so incredibly accurate to every medication ad I've ever seen that it's ridiculous. This also vaguely reminds me of the Adult Swim short "Unedited Footage of a Bear".
What blows me away is how some real prescription drug ads don't seem to want to tell you what the drug does. They have to list approved indications eventually, but it's like an afterthought. I guess viewers are just supposed to know that it's for, say, ulcerative colitis, and not the other 5,000 gut disorders that would fit the hunched-over and pained expressions of the actors in the "before" shots. In some cases, they *literally* don't tell you what the drug does, at all, only the disease it is indicated for. Like, they'll advertise an antidiabetic drug without explaining whether it is supposed to lower your resting bg, or lower its sensitivity to eating carbs, or help you lose weight, or what. No, it's just "for type 2 diabetes." "Ask your doctor." So annoying.
Holy shit this one got me I did not see that coming at ALL LMAO. WWG never fails to subvert expectations in increasingly hilarious and creative ways god damn
0:28 Don't be tricked guys, this "360° Relief" is in fact a temperature. My father took Poltarbi and died from spontaneous combustion. Well he was a doctor so maybe it actually worked as intended, idk
I broke into my doctor's house while they were sleeping, took a picture of them, had the picture turned into shirts and donated the shirts to various local thrift stores. Chances are someone will run into them some day wearing it.
Getting my shit rocked by my linear dynamical systems class, and the moment I decided to take a break I see a new drop from the wizards. Thanks for putting a smile on my face y'all, I needed a breather. Love u guys
simultaneously an ad criticizing dangerous medicine, wealth disparity between patient and doctor AND teaching you a really good way to revive the spirit of prank calls
I think the funniest part of this is they never specify what Poltarbi treats. The piano and puppy guy make me think it's arthritis, but the cardio lady throws everything off.
My teledoc phone calls make me more depressed than when I first called. Thank you, teledoc, for providing me with constantly terrible healthcare. Couldn't do it the wrong way without your help.
How will you freak out your doctor?
Tell them that Wizards With Guns is a terrible RUclips channel. They will have a stroke trying to process such a horrendous take.
🍎
'Help! Your Son, Timmy, overdosed on the Poltarbi that I conveniently forgot existed!' Is what I would say.
Eat the burrito bone
Be the skin walker
Wow, Zillber is really branching out. I can't believe they make medicine now!
Yeah! It really is a wonder that they changed from developing nuclear warheads for small Afghanistanian warlords to medicine!
@@KickedCrusader now they’re helping the world and I can keep my job without big businesses like them crowding me out
Zillber bought my grandma
@@pileofbread3456fuck sakes 😂🤣 you win 🤣🤣
I’ll *never* go back!
I called my doctor while on Poltarbi and told him the exact layout of his house and the most efficient way to prevent escape in case of accidental fire. I haven't heard from him since! it's honestly not that great considering my diarrhea caused heart attacks (fartiac arrests) have gone untreated for weeks... Thanks Poltarbi!
Underrated
And I'm never going back
Colonic detention
The moment I read the words "fartiac arrests" I actually burst out laughing like a demon was ready to laugh before I was. Thank you for the experience, and thanks Poltarbi!
Nice pfp
Calling my doctor now, i know where they still have a payphone
Where
@@JasonHenderson probably somewhere around his vicinity
@@neilagarwal9495 gasp
@@JasonHendersonNice try, Doctor.
Your doctor has a payphone? They really do have it better.
Admit it, you guys just wanted to make a sketch with the puppy didn't you
easiest tax write off of their life
@@jocheeseburger133 now wait 8 years to make an ad with an old dog (that puppy) and tax writeoff all the care expenses
they made a rookie mistake and got outshined by a puppy
That's no puppy. THat old dog has been with that man for years. Way back since before his disease, which he prank called his doctor about for the first time 3 years ago.
Pro tip: When I called *my* doctor, I did a Joker impression-doesn't matter which one-that way, if you start laughing, it just makes you EVEN MORE in character! Really gets them going!
I did this after my doctor diagnosed me with schizophrenia. Then I found out I've never had a doctor.
@@Disabled-person The real doctor was inside you the whole time.
@@Disabled-person good news!!! if your doctor wasn't real, then neither was the diagnosis!! you're not schizophrenic after all 🎉
" Hello, is this doctor nick? "
" hello everybody! "
" Yes, I would like to discuss symptoms of this medication, regarding my heart. "
" Yes? "
" Is there any risk of a... *laugh * of a heart- *DEFENSE?* * loud laughter * "
" *checks notes * yes! "
It definitely matter which one.
The quick glossing over of the only function of the medicine being an inducer of diarrhea and heart attacks before getting back to the point of the video (which had nothing to do with Poltarbi) was genius. No need to list side effects if the main effects are the side effects.
I honestly didn't pay attention to that before i read ur comments. Now i understand some of these jokes down here ;p
It also gives you 360° relief tho
At that point it aint medicine, just call it poison😂
@@revolvingworld2676But that's what the 'industry' is about..."Medicine" is the "politically correct" term, for marketing - and to condition humans to think it's not insane and is actually about health.
idk if it was intentional or if I missed something, but the "reveal" that you weren't just using stock footage for the doctors suddenly made it feel more "real" and absurd
THIS
They did an incredibile job to recreate the ads style
I realized when the words "Paul, is that you?" were mouthed by the actor.
"If your doctor is scared for more than 48 hours ... nice !"
Hello??? This is cruel. Why do you support this???
@@capyhara-mk7qvit’s because they make more money than you!
@@calefan253some of them have boats!
Some of even have oars, that are docked! And berth canals!
I tried poltarbi but when I called my doctor he was also on poltarbi so he called me back because i'm also a doctor. The resulting paradox opened up a tear in space-time but at least my future fatal heart-attack seems less relevant now.
Thank you poltarbi. I may be alive/dead, but through poltarbi, I am one step closer to spiritual enlightenment.
When you get Zillber premium, you'll never go back!
RUclips put a survey under your comment lol. I said you were informative zillber premium all the way
This is because Poltarbi is incredibly addictive
2:08 "-your doctor might know its you. 'Or she'" really fucking got me hahahahaha
That one got the hardest laugh out of me
It's so good
Someone care to explain?
@@JumalaPlays it's just a joke on the superficial inclusivity of "that's right, GIRLS can be doctors too. ;D" as if the commercial couldn't have just put "they" in the script from the get-go.
@@HuntingtonsDiscoit actually says “he might know it’s you”
Im a therapist and will absolutely be suggesting this to my clients starting Monday morning. Thank you for sharing this crucial information for those in need❤
"Or She" Damn that was good
The hidden gem at 2:10
That got me 😂
I didn't understand it?
@@JumalaPlaysSame I think? Not sure if there’s more ti the joke than just it not fitting in the sentence well
@@JumalaPlaysit's contrast of them keeping up the upbeat and inclusive tone while actually giving really messed up instructions.
Zillber was a great investment, I got in on the brown floor
There's no way you are not a writer for this show!
As someone recently diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis, I phoned my doctor and told them that if they didn't give me the good drugs, as the ruler of the lost city of Zinj, I'd set my albino gorillas on them. Only some of this is true.
🤣
My Doctor is the Bane of my life
breathing through mask… “Really?!“ 😆
With Poltarbi's help I was able to call my doctor a slur! Thank you Poltarbi!
1:44 Having decent legal representation excluding me from meds is hilarious
"Paul, it's terminal" "For you"
“If you have decent legal representation Poltarbi is not right for you”
I didn't see this, I wrote this exactly, with quotations, and no added text, dang it, so identical. same capitalization and punctuation. GARH! I've been bested!
@@LithmusEarth You missed the incredibly obvious solution of just writing it anyways and then accusing this guy of being a bot that stole your comment. Basic math honestly.
@@josephjoestar953 well, the quote is just from the video anyways
@@TheVivi13Yes but as everyone knows, the first to write a line from the video has the legal rights to it.
@@jackb3822 oh true
I made the mistake of looking at a box of Poltarbi while pregnant, now I have dodectuplets.
And they all have such beautiful tentacles!
0:43 my doctor does recognize my voice and lowkey it scares me
And then you got freaked out
@@Goofiest_Balland they left. For subway!
It's called Caller ID
Zillber is the ACME of the Wizards with Guns' universe
Zilber seems like a multinational super corp, can’t wait for more zillber lore
Dang, Mitch suits the girl role nicely, can barely even notice the wig! Well done
I bust through the door of my home. Cold sweat dripping down my face as I stagger over to my kitchen counter. My hands reach out and grab the one thing that will save me. My phone next to my Poltarbi box. I dial my doctor (its speed dial 1) and begin to rant about how much bus fare is for thirty minutes and how his break lines taste like iron. Before he hangs up I mention that his tie is quite nice from his living room window before the call is done.
Thanks Poltarbi, gave me the confidence to let out my inner demons.
Thank you for telling us, ook. Proltarbi let me play space station 13 again.
0:18 “Until…” “Until???” “Until!!!” Really displaying the full range of emotions for the word “Until” here!
The fathers of comedy have finally arrived to nurse with the comedy milk from their leaking teats. We are truly blessed by our daddy wizards.
Num num num more please! 🤤
I wish I could go back 15 seconds to erase reading this
@@jeniferjoseph9200 Or to maybe read it again?
Oh waiter, more comedy milk please!
Oh hey, Zillber, my favorite company!
Zillberfect!
"Or she!" 😂😂😂 that caught me really offguard. Beautiful 👏👏.
best comeback is..... "You have prostate cancer"
This was already a pretty great sketch but “They’ll know it’s you.” “Or she!” is the icing on the cake 😭
I love how the Wizards are gradually building an interconnected cinematic universe
how lucky that im neither he or she so my doctor wont recognise me for my failed bane impression
Poltarbi helped me finally freak out my doctor. Thanks Poltarbi!
I imagine zilber is thr comapny that one Billionare from the "Billionare can't relate to his millionaire fiends" skit owns
4 out of 5 dentists recommend arguing with 4 out of 5 doctors for the best results!
I died at the quick 'Poltarbi gives you diarrhea and heart attacks'
You guys would’ve made such great adult swim infomercials
Drug commercial parodies are one of the easiest things to do in comedy but you can still find ways to be more unique
Dang, Mitch really showed his breathe of character-work, playing three different doctors. Kudos!
The timing and delivery of "or she" skilled me. The whole sketch was just great.
Thanks for making so many videos recently.
Needed the laughs in the past few weeks ❤
@1:37 So what happens to non pregnant people if they look at Poltarbi? Can you look at it on a mirrored surface like Medusa? Asking for a friend.
Looking at Poltarbi switches your pregnancy state, if you aren't pregnant it gives you a baby, if you are in deletes the baby
@@DishonoredRat how many times can a person do this in a row without dying?
@@nicholas-dv1mg 3. After that it glitches and they start stacking up. My friend john exploded after 9 seconds
Who up wizarding they gun
Me
“You have prostate cancer.” Best response to this kind of behaviour 😂.
Zillber has gotta be way up after this.
This is so incredibly accurate to every medication ad I've ever seen that it's ridiculous. This also vaguely reminds me of the Adult Swim short "Unedited Footage of a Bear".
I’m a med student, and I can confirm we are taught about the dangers of prescribing Poltarbi for our own mental health
I love the wig and glasses look that always comes back 😂
Glad to see michael’s puppy, frank, was on the sketch
The little title on screen are great, especially “if you are pregnant do not look at poltarbi” and “this is not a pill you swallow”
i was laughing so fucking hard on the toilet😂
What blows me away is how some real prescription drug ads don't seem to want to tell you what the drug does. They have to list approved indications eventually, but it's like an afterthought. I guess viewers are just supposed to know that it's for, say, ulcerative colitis, and not the other 5,000 gut disorders that would fit the hunched-over and pained expressions of the actors in the "before" shots. In some cases, they *literally* don't tell you what the drug does, at all, only the disease it is indicated for. Like, they'll advertise an antidiabetic drug without explaining whether it is supposed to lower your resting bg, or lower its sensitivity to eating carbs, or help you lose weight, or what. No, it's just "for type 2 diabetes." "Ask your doctor."
So annoying.
Holy shit this one got me I did not see that coming at ALL LMAO. WWG never fails to subvert expectations in increasingly hilarious and creative ways god damn
0:28 Don't be tricked guys, this "360° Relief" is in fact a temperature. My father took Poltarbi and died from spontaneous combustion. Well he was a doctor so maybe it actually worked as intended, idk
I knew investing in Zillber wasn’t unhinged and fiscally irresponsible.
This changed my life! Not necessarily for the better, but it changed it
It’s the people in charge of insurance that you really wanna go after
Relief in all 360•
Best Subway ad I've been forced to watch !
At 2:00 "Read them their license plate, or call them by [their] Reddit username" is hilarious!
Called my proctologist and ripped one directly on the phone.
He knew it was me.
That "or she" was perfect.
That puppy is so adorable, I can't even
You guys dont get enough credit for your cinematography and post production. Y'all really nailed the look of pharmaceutical commercials. Great work!
I broke into my doctor's house while they were sleeping, took a picture of them, had the picture turned into shirts and donated the shirts to various local thrift stores. Chances are someone will run into them some day wearing it.
No doctors might approve, But I approve.
But I'm not a doctor.. So that makes sense.
This should really help my Zilber stock
You're product has given me the strength to call my doctor too. thank you 😅
OMG I just died laughing watching this twice in a row! I couldn't stop laughing! Great job guys! Thank you for another masterpiece!! 🎉❤🙏
Getting my shit rocked by my linear dynamical systems class, and the moment I decided to take a break I see a new drop from the wizards. Thanks for putting a smile on my face y'all, I needed a breather. Love u guys
simultaneously an ad criticizing dangerous medicine, wealth disparity between patient and doctor AND teaching you a really good way to revive the spirit of prank calls
I love how pill commercials never tell you specifically what it does.
Its about time doctors remember their place in life
I was having an existential crisis about dying alone, but this ad made me stop crying. Thanks Poltarbi!
Sketch comedy channels like you guys really do deserve as many views & likes as possible. 💯 👍
"Or she" lol
I love seeing Zillber continue to expand and diversify, I'm never going back.
That puppy is so CUTE!!!!
Side effects may include *an uncomfortably large list of things, including the thing you're taking the medicine to try and prevent*
When he was saying 'Paul, Paul is that you?" and was talking about how he got freaked out. I got freaked out.
I've been taking this for decades, it really works how they describe!
That was a pretty good Bane.
People dont realize how hard it is
I like how Poltarbi gives me heart attacks and diarrhoea every single time, no questions asked!
they had me thinking this would be normal in the first half but then they reminded me they're wizards with guns 😂
this commercial really felt like a medicine vs me/cfs until the whole harras your doctor part started, kudos you took my hope once again.
This was a good "while you're pooping" video. I'll send it to my brother, he can watch it six or seven times, if it's a short one.
As long as he's taking Poltarbi, he should be able to watch the video fifty, maybe a hundred times in one poop session
I definitely thought you would go the route of how every medical ad has a long list of terrible side effects. I think this is funnier than that.
It’s nice to know that Zillber cares so greatly about my health! What a great company, I will never go back.
He wasn't lying about his Bane impressions - he IS really good at it 😂
The "Ahhhh... really?" at the end really got me.
Sad Bane voice at the end got me.
I think the funniest part of this is they never specify what Poltarbi treats. The piano and puppy guy make me think it's arthritis, but the cardio lady throws everything off.
I called my doctor a slur. This wasn't on the phone, this was during a proctology exam
My teledoc phone calls make me more depressed than when I first called. Thank you, teledoc, for providing me with constantly terrible healthcare. Couldn't do it the wrong way without your help.
The dancing was great 👍🏾
I love how its impossible to know where your sketches are going even though they are like 4 minutes or less
I clicked on this video and in the first couple seconds with the music I instinctively reached for the remote to skip it like a real ad