How did Osama Bin Laden make the nice list?

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @Wizards_with_Guns
    @Wizards_with_Guns  9 часов назад +536

    What else did "nice Osama" ask Santa for Christmas?

  • @hobgoblin-
    @hobgoblin- 9 часов назад +1547

    I love the concept that Santa is even on either list and therefore just has to like- give himself coal

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 9 часов назад +100

      I imagine he just picks some coal up, walks over to his own Christmas tree, puts it under it, and then just kind of stands there regretfully lol.

    • @NotTheGrimmReaper
      @NotTheGrimmReaper 8 часов назад +8

      @@calowenby1654 😂😂

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 7 часов назад +6

      Maybe that determines whether he gets a Christmas bonus, lol.

    • @DefileOdds
      @DefileOdds 3 часа назад

      And if hes been good then the stockings are stuffed so full of candy that the extreme pressure turns that lump of coal into a diamond.

    • @hobgoblin-
      @hobgoblin- Час назад +1

      @calowenby1654 fr jus like
      Sets down coal
      Looks at it for a sec
      "Aw darnit"

  • @judy3827
    @judy3827 8 часов назад +527

    the coordinates for the other kids just lead to the middle of the ocean... I guess there were more casualties from that 2000's comedy trailer video than we first thought

  • @pnwvibes_
    @pnwvibes_ 9 часов назад +1031

    The Obama drone strike joke at the end is AMAZING 😂

    • @marcocappelli5124
      @marcocappelli5124 8 часов назад +28

      That bit completely blew me away.

    • @joenani
      @joenani 7 часов назад +18

      Like why wasn’t it in the main video

    • @MajinBuuButtercup
      @MajinBuuButtercup 6 часов назад +3

      They took the high road and avoided the Big Mike situation.

    • @Feedbackking13
      @Feedbackking13 5 часов назад +4

      I'm startled to see which president you think belongs on the nice list with that PFP

    • @BorderOllie
      @BorderOllie 5 часов назад +3

      @@Feedbackking13 ?????

  • @WhaleManMan
    @WhaleManMan 9 часов назад +204

    I like how Osama's name is the only one fully spelled out

    • @hobgoblin-
      @hobgoblin- Час назад +1

      Just incase you weren't sure

  • @QuincyKane
    @QuincyKane 7 часов назад +220

    You legitimately make a really good Santa Claus!

  • @JAK_Automation
    @JAK_Automation 9 часов назад +685

    Considering what they found Osama with this actually isn't completely out of left field. I could see him playing Club Penguin. I mean apparently he had Yoshi's Island DS downloaded according to reports.

    • @mc5967
      @mc5967 9 часов назад

      The games he had were for his kids

    • @bobylob9027
      @bobylob9027 8 часов назад +9

      He what?

    • @JAK_Automation
      @JAK_Automation 8 часов назад +1

      @@bobylob9027 Yeah you can Google it to learn more but iirc they found like FF7, Dragon Ball Z, and Yoshi's Island on his computer when they raided the compound. So next time you picture Osama Bin Laden just imagine him getting super pissed at the Chocobo Races.

    • @marcocappelli5124
      @marcocappelli5124 8 часов назад +52

      @@bobylob9027 And Final Fantasy VII.

    • @kegaman_
      @kegaman_ 8 часов назад +29

      Well, he’s a gamer

  • @vagabondlibrarian
    @vagabondlibrarian 5 часов назад +42

    so many great little jokes in this one, the "did you check it twice", the "when were you in thailand?" "...9/11", the "its santa" "i know", seriously i think this might be my new favourite sketch of yours

    • @maxplusothernames
      @maxplusothernames 3 часа назад +6

      and the fact that there's a phone _specifically_ for santa

    • @TheLobsterCopter5000
      @TheLobsterCopter5000 2 часа назад +4

      Mine is still the bad investments sketch. Though "it's just business" is a close second.

  • @snowelle25
    @snowelle25 9 часов назад +581

    dude the production quality on these videos have been insane lately

    • @targaghjj
      @targaghjj 9 часов назад +34

      Yeah, can't believe they got Obama!

    • @gamethingstuff
      @gamethingstuff 9 часов назад

      thanks Obama ​@@targaghjj

    • @clouds-rb9xt
      @clouds-rb9xt 9 часов назад +9

      Honestly yeah the set and angles are really detailed and well done

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 9 часов назад +3

      Agreed! The fact that the Poltarbi container looked like a medicine container is such a small detail but ridiculously well-done imo, and the Christmas phone here was very decorative!

    • @jamiejade888
      @jamiejade888 8 часов назад +3

      Ikr these are like movie quality shots

  • @gianpeterborejon379
    @gianpeterborejon379 3 часа назад +32

    So this is why NORAD tracks Santa. Dude knew the most wanted terrorist at the time and didn't snitch.

  • @KamiThulak
    @KamiThulak 9 часов назад +295

    I dont know whats funnier:
    That the coordinates for the Bin Laden Hideout are correct,
    or that someone posted a picture of freddy fazbear grilling as an onsite picture.

    • @theokkali467
      @theokkali467 8 часов назад

      Can you please type the coordinates?

    • @iamthekingof1omillionsunsets
      @iamthekingof1omillionsunsets 8 часов назад +8

      @theokkali467 they're in the video lol

    • @theokkali467
      @theokkali467 8 часов назад

      @@iamthekingof1omillionsunsets Yes, but I want to see it on google maps.

    • @Kingcobraif5
      @Kingcobraif5 7 часов назад +10

      @theokkali467 34°10'09.0"N 73°14'33.0"E
      I don't see Freddy Fazbear though...

  • @nathanielreichert4638
    @nathanielreichert4638 8 часов назад +424

    “Did you check it twice”?
    “Yeah. It still says Osama Bin Laden.”

  • @oncejamestheengineer6051
    @oncejamestheengineer6051 9 часов назад +781

    This is canon btw

    • @Dogg_0321
      @Dogg_0321 9 часов назад

      No one likes you

    • @Dogg_0321
      @Dogg_0321 9 часов назад +1

      Its not

    • @EnduringMink
      @EnduringMink 9 часов назад +18

      i can confirm this, santa claus himself told me

    • @blanekaboom
      @blanekaboom 9 часов назад +6

      @EnduringMink i can confirm santa told this person, obama told me

    • @TotallyNOTWordGirl
      @TotallyNOTWordGirl 9 часов назад +5

      Can confirm, I was the jelly in Santa’s belly

  • @funnymanisfunny
    @funnymanisfunny 8 часов назад +61

    I really like the implication that Santa has at least a business relationship with the president of the United States

  • @RoosterFloyd
    @RoosterFloyd 9 часов назад +108

    You just know his club penguin username would have been Osama Bin Guin.

  • @oooeee5556
    @oooeee5556 9 часов назад +139

    The most Christmas-ish thing I've seen today: Santa talking about Osama.

  • @corvusright709
    @corvusright709 7 часов назад +30

    I really love the visual gag of the list filling every wall with like 3 names per page

  • @oriondragonstar7057
    @oriondragonstar7057 8 часов назад +311

    That Obama dig was the funniest shit of the episode, if anyone spends an ounce of time doing research, every president EVER should be on the naughty list.

    • @goshdarnwizard
      @goshdarnwizard 8 часов назад +6

      that’s kind of real

    • @minukaro
      @minukaro 6 часов назад

      There's a reason the SCOTUS had to clarify that presidential acts are above the law

    • @EnclaveSgt
      @EnclaveSgt 6 часов назад +1

      You're just mad at Trump 😂

    • @Sam-Cain
      @Sam-Cain 6 часов назад

      ​​@@EnclaveSgt"Every president, including Obama, should be on the naughty list" is not something someone mad at Trump exclusively would say. Every president, including Biden, including Trump, are awful people. *Every single one, without exception.*

    • @sealdrive9117
      @sealdrive9117 6 часов назад +14

      @@EnclaveSgt ?

  • @gurugru5958
    @gurugru5958 8 часов назад +62

    Truly, Santa is Lawful Neutral.

  • @Alexalicious
    @Alexalicious 8 часов назад +184

    I can't believe Santa sticking to his guns and trying to be Neutral got him on the Naughty List, smh.

    • @mattdavis9601
      @mattdavis9601 7 часов назад +27

      Switzerland is the same way. It's a good thing they're rich enough to buy their own Christmas presents.

    • @bigcheese1061
      @bigcheese1061 6 часов назад +8

      @@mattdavis9601 But some of that money is why they are on the naughty list

    • @dado__
      @dado__ 6 часов назад +3

      I agree, neutrality cannot be broken.

    • @joenoodle6914
      @joenoodle6914 5 часов назад

      christmas lore has dictated that centrism is evil

    • @thatguycolor
      @thatguycolor 5 часов назад +11

      I hate these filthy neutrals, Kif... with enemies you know where they stand, but with neutrals, who knows? it sickens me...

  • @FlagrantFemboy
    @FlagrantFemboy 9 часов назад +19

    Watched it three times now. Legitimately of your best. The subtleties add that extra punch to the comedy

    • @Steampunkkids
      @Steampunkkids 4 часа назад +1

      I couldn’t agree with you more. They have truly outdone themselves with this one!!!

  • @Itouchnograss
    @Itouchnograss 9 часов назад +179

    1:22. ONG. Why do people assume Santa can always see them, he sees you when you’re sleeping. And he knows when you’re awake because he can’t see u anymore, way I’ve interpreted the line since like second grade

    • @IanDoesMagic
      @IanDoesMagic 7 часов назад +7

      What a creep.

    • @briangolrick4195
      @briangolrick4195 7 часов назад +15

      chris and jack reference?

    • @IanDoesMagic
      @IanDoesMagic 7 часов назад +4

      @@briangolrick4195 christmas crossover time.

    • @potatoheadpokemario1931
      @potatoheadpokemario1931 7 часов назад +1

      ​@@briangolrick4195 That is totally something Chris and Jack would do

    • @Itouchnograss
      @Itouchnograss 6 часов назад +4

      @@briangolrick4195 yes BUT that’s been my theory since like second grade ok lol, I thought it b4 I saw them lmao

  • @Scarfy101
    @Scarfy101 9 часов назад +47

    if santa claus copyright strikes this it's canon

  • @BennyFromFalloutNewVegas
    @BennyFromFalloutNewVegas 9 часов назад +66

    The phone has two little hats.

  • @luvhair255
    @luvhair255 8 часов назад +18

    Brilliant. Also whomever did makeup, especially the Santa getup, did amazing.

  • @shyguy9302
    @shyguy9302 9 часов назад +47

    The ending bit got me lol, I was just expecting outtakes

  • @nathanielreichert4638
    @nathanielreichert4638 8 часов назад +12

    Great job doing the “small elf, tall Santa” effect

  • @icantcatchmyfridge
    @icantcatchmyfridge 9 часов назад +118

    Easily the best channel on RUclips. Curse the algorithm

  • @joeunderdog
    @joeunderdog 4 часа назад +3

    I love that they're all just normal, not just overly cheerful, but realistic

  • @MusicMyBeloved
    @MusicMyBeloved 3 часа назад +2

    Costumes and make up on this one we're great, the female elf's blush looked super cute!

  • @Ryann9
    @Ryann9 3 часа назад +6

    This video heavily implies that the nice and naughty lists are separate entities that are above Santa

    • @annasanchez5877
      @annasanchez5877 31 минуту назад

      Which makes sense! He's just one guy, how could we trust him to be fair?

  • @Zarmdthecoolest
    @Zarmdthecoolest 9 часов назад +52

    ...Well, as they said in Into The Woods, "Nice is different than good"

  • @chasewalden3644
    @chasewalden3644 8 часов назад +6

    All of yalls skits are so well done and detailed every time but this one was next level. I'm sure you know that but also know it doesn't go unnoticed and is appreciated. Also do a "pop rocks guy 2" I have never laughed so hard at the sound of pop rocks.

  • @whodafaqareyou
    @whodafaqareyou 2 часа назад +2

    Never once, have I wanted to support anyone on patreon, but you guys changed that! Merry Christmas!

  • @N-cromancer
    @N-cromancer 9 часов назад +14

    @Wizards with Guns I caught that red October reference, and I appreciate how legendary you are for it.

  • @erikstreck2916
    @erikstreck2916 9 часов назад +14

    I appreciate the GPS coordinates are the real one for his compound

  • @lmayonaise1802
    @lmayonaise1802 6 часов назад +9

    “It’s not like his drones are dropping Christmas cheer” 😭

  • @ronyheat91
    @ronyheat91 9 часов назад +15

    I didnt expect the list to be some kind of sentient score keeper.

  • @popcornchicken9762
    @popcornchicken9762 8 часов назад +11

    While he did check it twice, he did not turn it off and back on again.

  • @pagawn1640
    @pagawn1640 7 часов назад +6

    This is weirdly one of the most normal sketches on this channel.

  • @iamtheduckman112
    @iamtheduckman112 8 часов назад +5

    This feels like a video that came *STRAIGHT* out of 2013 and I love it!🤩

  • @Blibers
    @Blibers 8 часов назад +4

    Production quality is OFF THE CHARTS!! good job y'all! Let's hope THIS year you're all on the nice list,
    Except for you Daniel... You know what you did...

  • @_Dropkick
    @_Dropkick 9 часов назад +14

    You could have just had Mitch play Santa, and saved some stepstool money.

    • @CptnMango9108
      @CptnMango9108 8 часов назад

      Lmao😂

    • @Door227
      @Door227 8 часов назад

      They had to get michael to stand on 16 stepstools

  • @Bushydem0n
    @Bushydem0n 9 часов назад +18

    Does this mean Santa gives him self presents and chose to get presents for Christmas over neutrality, Santa’s cold

  • @Borealis109
    @Borealis109 5 часов назад +7

    Rare footage of their actual height that hasn’t been manipulated by camera tricks

  • @brycewilliams0100
    @brycewilliams0100 9 часов назад +14

    I feel like they found that phone and werw like "the president should habe this"

  • @gr.4380
    @gr.4380 7 часов назад +6

    can't lie I thought it was the year OBAMA made the nice list and was very confused at first

  • @TurtleBoyoIsCool
    @TurtleBoyoIsCool 8 часов назад +4

    Bro this is actually so high quality

  • @Wafferxd
    @Wafferxd 9 часов назад +20

    The GOAT posts again

  • @potatoheadpokemario1931
    @potatoheadpokemario1931 7 часов назад +8

    3:57 why didn't he do it all the years he was on the naughty list

    • @Theking0fgg
      @Theking0fgg 2 часа назад +1

      around 1957 santa got lazy and stopped looking over the naughty list, when was the last time you heard of someone get coal

  • @tenta9876
    @tenta9876 9 часов назад +8

    The production gets better each time

  • @RafaelScarpa
    @RafaelScarpa 8 часов назад +7

    Santa Claus Coordinates are a nice touch.

  • @agon2239
    @agon2239 9 часов назад +6

    The props you guys use in your videos are always fucking amazing kodos to whoever makes em or finds em

  • @paulmccartney1982
    @paulmccartney1982 3 часа назад +2

    the production in this is great!

  • @Jc501-yt7ze
    @Jc501-yt7ze 9 часов назад +17

    1:45 Sandy? As in the Sandy that went to new York?

  • @jjjjjjjada
    @jjjjjjjada 3 часа назад +3

    what does santa’s direct line to the oval office reaaaaaally say about his “neutrality” 🤨

  • @O.Reagano
    @O.Reagano 3 часа назад +2

    Even the coordinates lead to his compound lol

  • @potatoheadpokemario1931
    @potatoheadpokemario1931 7 часов назад +5

    What suprises me is the fact that a Muslim would ask a Staint Nick for things considering what Muslims thinks of Christmas

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud 2 часа назад

      Maybe they're just shia, the christian home-work copiers.

  • @CatmunistCom
    @CatmunistCom 9 часов назад +4

    so glad they're finally showing Michael's canon height compared to Frank

  • @parsnipguy2986
    @parsnipguy2986 7 часов назад +2

    Actually, magical figures like Santa are under contract not to get involved in human affairs as it would separate the timelines where magic does exist from the timelines where it doesn’t.

  • @abrohamproductions8263
    @abrohamproductions8263 Час назад +1

    At the end, he sounded like Trump on the phone, pretending to be Santa

  • @michaelpicket6225
    @michaelpicket6225 5 часов назад +1

    Bro love how yall don't care about "offending" people , yall are hilarious

  • @Clearlyuhduh
    @Clearlyuhduh 2 часа назад +2

    The elf next to the naughty list was cute

  • @bananana6420
    @bananana6420 7 часов назад +3

    Face hair micheal and non face hair micheal seem like two different people

  • @Dp-tz6zm
    @Dp-tz6zm 6 часов назад +2

    He looks good in everything, i swear to god

  • @milkiassamuel780
    @milkiassamuel780 8 часов назад +3

    Imagine if he had to read that Hitler somehow got onto the Nice List?

  • @Stetch529
    @Stetch529 4 часа назад +1

    I like to think the magic item merchant works as an elf during Christmas to take the defects.

  • @philfairbanksdotcom
    @philfairbanksdotcom 8 часов назад +1

    Man you guys killed with the holiday skits those year. Thanks for years of laughs and hoping my cash flow is better in 2025 so I can start donating again!

  • @scrubology
    @scrubology 7 часов назад +1

    One of my favorite skits from you guys, love the work

  • @zlothz
    @zlothz Час назад

    Phenomenal skit! Enjoyed the conversation's flow as if something unbelievable happened in a workplace 😂

  • @vengeance1
    @vengeance1 4 часа назад +2

    Naughty list resets every year, everyone knows that.

  • @tommyfishhouse8050
    @tommyfishhouse8050 3 часа назад +1

    Santa dropping F-Bombs while still being a friendly kind santa will never not be hilarious.

  • @kyle5778
    @kyle5778 6 часов назад +1

    bro, the quality of these is insane now.

  • @simulacra7885
    @simulacra7885 5 часов назад +2

    And if you’re on the naughty list you get a present from Raytheon

  • @TSAdu
    @TSAdu 50 секунд назад

    Honestly your costume designer is absolutely top tier, the santa is damn perfect

  • @worldender9388
    @worldender9388 7 часов назад +1

    Hell yeah, another wizards video, didn't realize it was Christmas already

  • @fadingremi
    @fadingremi 9 часов назад +1

    i’m so amazed every time you make a new video!! i loved the end of this one

  • @frejasaqueen
    @frejasaqueen 7 часов назад +1

    The drone jab at the end broke me

  • @antonliakhovitch8306
    @antonliakhovitch8306 5 часов назад +1

    Didn't expect deep and insightful sociopolitical commentary today

  • @readytolearn77
    @readytolearn77 8 часов назад +3

    It said 40 minutes ago, but I thought it said 40 days ago. I thought I was loosing my mind.

  • @wisnotaname
    @wisnotaname 9 часов назад +1

    OMDS IM SO HAPPY YOU GUYS POSTED

  • @jikkermanccini
    @jikkermanccini 8 часов назад +3

    Haha this one's funny because Mike is tall this time

  • @jakelevinson7802
    @jakelevinson7802 6 часов назад +1

    This had me in hysterics

  • @brianwill2825
    @brianwill2825 8 часов назад +1

    A very Merry Christmas to you guys!!!! This just made my weekend 😂 Thank you

  • @elusivemayfly7534
    @elusivemayfly7534 4 часа назад +1

    Obama said, “SANTA! I know him!”

  • @jayboo22
    @jayboo22 9 часов назад +1

    happy holidays! and thank you for the consistent laughs all year round. love you guys :)

  • @HumanRoadkill
    @HumanRoadkill 3 часа назад +1

    Imagine it turns out to be someone who happens to share the same name

  • @SiameseFaithHealersNetwork
    @SiameseFaithHealersNetwork 5 часов назад +1

    Obama's voice was hecka funny

  • @Veckoza
    @Veckoza 8 часов назад +1

    The REAL Christmas gift is a new upload from Wizards with Guns! Merry Christmas fellas!

  • @michaelanderson6394
    @michaelanderson6394 8 часов назад +1

    The final joke got me the most. Just the idea of Obama having a Santa hotline in the Oval Office, so he just knows when Santa is calling him. It’s so stupid, I love it. 😄

  • @EvanBeatty
    @EvanBeatty 8 часов назад +1

    i want you guys to know that Horno is in my friends d&d campaign, so the next episode you make, just know all of those items are going to be up for grabs

  • @Cyberlisk
    @Cyberlisk 8 часов назад +1

    I was totally expecting that the CIA was listening to Santa and that's how they found Osama.

  • @WH0SH3NRY
    @WH0SH3NRY 4 часа назад +2

    I swear you guys need to team up with chris and jack to make a skit man

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 7 часов назад +1

    Santa could’ve found the zodiac killer and did nothing

  • @crashtestdolphin5884
    @crashtestdolphin5884 7 часов назад

    "Tell the president we never signed that extradition treaty." -Mrs. Claus

  • @nathanielreichert4638
    @nathanielreichert4638 8 часов назад +1

    Ahahaha “I’m not aligned with any nation… I’m-“
    “Neutral”?
    Naughty list.

  • @maycontainnuts3127
    @maycontainnuts3127 8 часов назад +1

    this took me back like 10 years

  • @thomaskelly393
    @thomaskelly393 3 часа назад

    Really surprised Mitch wasn't in this one. He's the Elfiest Wizard imo

  • @Noodle.in.oodles
    @Noodle.in.oodles 5 часов назад +1

    I love this channel 💕

  • @s1nningjezus207
    @s1nningjezus207 8 часов назад +1

    Obama must have asked Santa for his location. 😂