Bill & Nia - Religious Friends

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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
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Комментарии • 71

  • @artplanb9688
    @artplanb9688 2 года назад +28

    "Bill!"
    I just love how Nia keeps Bill in check while remaining that sweet. 😁😁😁

  • @fabioabreu8750
    @fabioabreu8750 2 года назад +37

    "And like many Catholics, I got raped..." hahaha
    I feel bad for laughing...

    • @joseayala2940
      @joseayala2940 2 года назад +1

      I grew up Catholic, Now Agnostic and i was find that joke hilarious.

  • @rskystg1381
    @rskystg1381 2 года назад +38

    There is genuinely no better couple, so secure with themselves and so comfortable with sharing their values and morals while joking. The best!

  • @bpgoss
    @bpgoss 2 года назад +10

    “On a stegosaurus…”😂😂😂

  • @RageandSig
    @RageandSig 2 года назад +12

    LOL I love the banter between Bill and Nia, they crack each other up!!

    • @rahulmodi8706
      @rahulmodi8706 2 года назад +1

      Nia isn’t bad either:)

    • @RageandSig
      @RageandSig 2 года назад

      @@rahulmodi8706 LOL, thanks. Fixed.

  • @kylewalsh5397
    @kylewalsh5397 2 года назад +15

    Worship me and I'll save you from what I'll do to you if you dont!

    • @CartoonistDave
      @CartoonistDave 2 года назад +3

      Jesus is The Way, The Truth, and The Life. If you refuse God and reject Him, you refuse Truth. God will not force you to be with Him, you have the right to choose Him or death. Many will choose death and be judge on the last day because of their wickedness. I for one will gladly choose to be ridiculed in this adulterous sinful generation by the many, if it means being sanctified and saved by Jesus Christ.

    • @kylewalsh5397
      @kylewalsh5397 2 года назад

      @@CartoonistDave wow, you're so brave and persecuted. And god is so kind for allowing me to mentally enslave myself to him on my own free will under penalty of death! Do me a favor and tell him he's always welcome to visit us in hell. We'll forgive him for all the BS and we won't even need anyone crucified.

    • @superblump87
      @superblump87 2 года назад +1

      @@CartoonistDave how does one refuse truth if they refuse god?

    • @cindychristman8708
      @cindychristman8708 2 года назад +2

      @@CartoonistDave Sounds like an ultimatum to me.

    • @kind2rethink
      @kind2rethink 2 года назад +1

      @@CartoonistDave hahah well besides all religion is manmade. How you know you picked the right one? Cuz if you would come from saudi arabia im sure you would tell us the same just with allah. Also u say that native people that never heard of that jesus guy go straight to hell seems not something anyone should support at all.

  • @80sMoviesRule1
    @80sMoviesRule1 2 года назад +5

    God damn you Bill. I’m rocking my daughter to sleep and your “BLASPHEMY “ made me laugh and wake her up.🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LuxuryNightmare
    @LuxuryNightmare 2 года назад +10

    Tell the friend if God can appear in front of him you'll go to church.

  • @robertmaez6706
    @robertmaez6706 2 года назад +5

    "go to heaven for the climate. Go to hell for the company." Mark Twain.

  • @Grisha113
    @Grisha113 2 года назад +8

    20 seconds in and i'm already dying of laughter

    • @leeraby1
      @leeraby1 Год назад

      Just wait to the last 20 seconds. “I’m sorry. What were you saying?” 😂😂😂

  • @eshfaqurkhan9760
    @eshfaqurkhan9760 2 года назад +4

    George Carlin said it all about religion .............

  • @sarge420
    @sarge420 2 года назад +4

    Bill, your church friend is wrong. Sleep in on Sundays, watch football, and save 10%.

  • @gingercat777
    @gingercat777 2 года назад

    Lotta rein pulling there.....a classic!

  • @Marty4Life
    @Marty4Life Год назад +1

    Nia might hate his sports analysis as much as I do.

  • @zeroman614
    @zeroman614 2 года назад +2

    D’oooooh Jeeeezus

  • @shaunbusuttil751
    @shaunbusuttil751 2 года назад +3

    You have a good Haleluljah voice lol

  • @xzcvzxvxcvz
    @xzcvzxvxcvz Год назад +2

    IF he was a “true” friend, I’d just let him know I appreciate what he THINKS he’s doing for me (assuming he meant well), but I’d ask him to respect my freedom to not practice religion like I respect his freedom to practice it. After that, more god talk would just be disrespectful. THEN I’d cut him off and tell him why.
    It’s crazy how some religious people will try to talk you into praising their lord (and only theirs), but say the LGBTQ+ community is shoving their lifestyle down everyone’s throat by stepping out of their front door with their significant other.
    There’s a “war on religion” or “oppression” when they’re asked to leave their lifestyle at home, but they try to force the LGBTQ+ community to leave their “lifestyle” at home everyday

    • @quickdrawmcgraw3567
      @quickdrawmcgraw3567 Год назад

      Thats because its built into the very foundation of most religious thought; the idea that those in the religion are privy to some "truth" or "knowledge" that others arent, and the added guilt of those who dont know are going to be punished for not knowing. That eventually causes true believers to freak out and have a crisis of conscience and they feel a need to spread the word and convert people to spare them torment or misery

  • @Shorty15c4007
    @Shorty15c4007 2 года назад +4

    Its half his friend fearing God and half his friend wanting to "save" him. I suppose some people need something to believe in and look forward to since they are deep down not happy with this life.

  • @MissMoxie
    @MissMoxie Год назад

    Bills idea of a comeback to that guy in the end was hilarious!! I dated a guy who formerly had a gf and I guess she had a baby (not his) and she got sick and tired of the Jehova Witnesses ringing her doorbell to preach…so she started answering it with her top completely off whilst breastfeeding her infant HAHA!

  • @gart9680
    @gart9680 Год назад

    At what point does it get creepy? Straight away. At what point does it become threatening?

  • @MelquanKatz
    @MelquanKatz Год назад

    reminds me of my wife and i

  • @AjaxDGonzo
    @AjaxDGonzo Год назад +1

    Bills whole comparing religion to sports bit is so tired and played out. This guy writing in knew what bill was gonna say in response.

  • @RealMTBAddict
    @RealMTBAddict 2 года назад +13

    Atheists have facts. Religious people have faith amd feelings.
    Which makes more logical sense?

    • @StalinLovsMsmZioglowfagz
      @StalinLovsMsmZioglowfagz 2 года назад

      First of all, I’m not personally religious, and am likely in agreement about the type of self-important religious nut Bill is describing, but, do you honestly believe that religious people of one faith or another are somehow less logical and less capable of critical thinking than atheists? Because that’s exactly the same type of smug, arrogant self import that I get from these self appointed “spiritual” “saviors”.
      That’s a false dichotomy and a type of ignorant and narcissistic masturbatory self validation that too many of todays atheists embarrass themselves in saying.
      Some of the worlds brightest logicians, philosophers, and scientists have been men (and women) of faith. Atheists have been as well, but your rather ignorant of history and how we got to where we are and achieved western civilization, if your telling yourself such tripe.
      And, leaving all of that to one side, Vedantism is a system of yogic and other Vedic practices that enable the practitioner to experience actual self-verification via various exercises.
      Vivekenanda specifically says (in so many words):
      “I don’t expect you to have faith, that wouldn’t be fair. Instead, Vedism offers practice wherewith the practitioner is able to prove to themselves that they are not just a part of, but God”.
      Look up Vivekenanda, cuz the actual quote is way more powerful, and the accompanying yogic and meditative practices are outlined.
      And even though Christianity itself has no such “guarantee”, and simple outline for achieving spiritual enlightenment, Im sure Christians would tell you that their faith neither is outside of nor separate from logic.
      In their minds achieving the same type of state through mere recitation of chants or prayers has been measured by neuroscientists at Harvard in a National Geographic I once read that matches that of the Hindu or Buddhist in their meditative states.
      Surely this alone entirely validates their original “blind” devotion, and provides a transcendent experience making a superficial atheists much vaunted “logic”, entirely flacid alongside what the scientists described as a profound depth of hempislherical harmony, corresponding to deep physical relaxation and healing.
      What you derisively see as their “mere faith”, I’m sure is something quite logical in it’s own right.
      I’m not religious but I know what it means to have faith and I’m sorry for you that you don’t, because not only have I read about this stuff but even the negligible level of experience I’ve had, proved incontrovertibly to me that logic alone, is beyond pathetic in comparison.
      Cheers

    • @JoyfulUniter
      @JoyfulUniter 2 года назад +6

      Mathematics and geometry imply intelligent design, the facts support something like God. I'm not Catholic but just saying, the most important scientists that changed the world believed in a higher power due to their research.

    • @theTYTAN3
      @theTYTAN3 2 года назад +12

      @@JoyfulUniter "Some" of the most important scientists believed in God, That hardly means anything, and I've never seen any reason to believe that the things people claim imply design aren't just as likely if not more likely to be totally natural.

    • @JoyfulUniter
      @JoyfulUniter 2 года назад

      @@theTYTAN3 Natural defined as what exactly? You say that like it should prove your point, but this "natural" or "nature" you mentioned is the exact intelligence I'm talking about. This is why atheism doesn't hold up under investigation. It has no real answer or theory, it's an intellectual cop out, a shrug, who knows. But there's an order to the way the universe is structured empirically it's totally organized and symetrical, we literally can measure this, that isn't an element of randomness, by definition. Math and geometry prove the universe was designed, not chaotically random, a the only real question is by what and how.

    • @codyminecrack248
      @codyminecrack248 2 года назад +1

      Both. The fact of the mater is which is more beneficial to your well-being. The key is exploration and weeding through the bullshit.
      As for myself, Pastafarian all the way. Drink, sing, be happy. 🏴

  • @francescocutugno6328
    @francescocutugno6328 2 года назад

    He has a whole bit about the wife doing the husbands jobs.... ugh

  • @Colt8722
    @Colt8722 2 года назад +2

    God (through your friend) is trying to save you! He wants no one to perish.
    And you’re rejecting Him.

    • @FBcruzz
      @FBcruzz 2 года назад

      Oh Geeezzz, another bible freak

    • @superblump87
      @superblump87 2 года назад +3

      Have you shared these feelings with a therapist?

    • @athfcoz
      @athfcoz 2 года назад +1

      Have you had a cat scan recently?

    • @kind2rethink
      @kind2rethink 2 года назад +3

      You mean god will save us from his own wrath, when we did not follow him. So seems pretty stupid because then we dont should have free will and he can save us all, because everyone is beliving in him and the hell would be empty.. You should start to think bro

    • @trashaccount5106
      @trashaccount5106 2 года назад +1

      God is trying to save you from being damned to hell, by himself, but hell was made up in the 1600s, and you'll be poked in the buttocks for eternity by an angel, but the angel was retconned to be a goat demon with a trident. And he's in control of all things and created everything and can read everyone's thoughts, but he can't be bothered to make an appearance in all peoples heads right now to set things right because he's really shy though? Man