Would be the funniest wedding in the history of weddings. .hahahahaa. ..the more I've watched this..I got to say the funny it gets ,I'm typing literally got tears laughin..
I was a silver-service-waiter at a wedding just like this when I lived in London many years ago. The Bride got up to say what was only meant to be a few words, but she rambled on with a tirade of abuse and snide remarks (and she wasn't even drunk). After what seemed like an age, she finally finished by saying "And I would like to say a big thank you to my mother in law, who is 'Bella Magazines Slimmer of the year' and I have to say shes just as fat now as she was when she started the fucking thing"... with that, one of the bridesmaids got up and smacked the bride across the face with a bouquet of flowers, and then the whole thing became bun fight at the Ok Corral.. the headwaiter started shouting to us "get all the knives and forks off the table, off the table - NOW".. I think he was foreseeing them all stabbing each other.. haha, a crazy day, but fond memories.
All the men I’ve been with, did all have one big thing in common-and it’s not what you’re thinking, I’m including John in this! Just priceless. Best wedding speech ever!!
@@Dylan-go2hi possibly just similar set design; perhaps it's unambiguously symbolic of a type of place or ritual that is commonly recognizable as a component of british marriage customs; similar to the phenomenon of tv courtrooms in any given region always having more or less the same design, or at least including similar stereotypical features as a matter of convention, possibly because the public are assumed to need all the help they can get understanding what is going on, and it makes it easier if portrayal of various common elements of the local culture always conforms to some convention that the public have arbitrarily come to expect;
BRILLIANT! I hadn't seen this before, and it is just unbelievably funny. She manages to "have a go" at everyone...so no-one feels left out! Great stuff!
Now that’s the way to kick off a new life together! Where does the marriage go from there? The looks of horror on the faces of the guests are priceless.
no it doesn't sound weird to me, i know what you mean =) there's something endearing about her, and also the fact that she is so talented too at both acting and comedy.
"oh for god's sake, i'm gonna marry" CUT "oh i had 39 men in 15 active years ... i just wish i could remember what number john was" CUT "i remember when we met ... me ... and ... him" ...wiser words have never been spoken...
man,,, Im ginger. lol this was AWESOME because i dont have friends xD its totally true we are to open minded people cant put p with us :] ROCK ON GINGER KIDS ROCK ON!
ah i see what you mean, that's interesting that you feel that way and it does make sense. i'm kinda fascinated by catherine tate and i don't know why =S i liked her first in doctor who n then watched her comedy show.
I would love to attend a wedding like this. I would be on the floor laughing.
Would be the funniest wedding in the history of weddings. .hahahahaa. ..the more I've watched this..I got to say the funny it gets ,I'm typing literally got tears laughin..
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I have been to weddings like this! You cringe and laugh at the same time 🤣😬
Same.
It's only funny when you're not that close to the bride or groom. It's painful when you're family or a friend 😅
"I shall let you be the judge of that because, I know how much you all love judging" omg😂
😂 i died
Very true though because most weddings would involve everyone judging.
I was a silver-service-waiter at a wedding just like this when I lived in London many years ago. The Bride got up to say what was only meant to be a few words, but she rambled on with a tirade of abuse and snide remarks (and she wasn't even drunk). After what seemed like an age, she finally finished by saying "And I would like to say a big thank you to my mother in law, who is 'Bella Magazines Slimmer of the year' and I have to say shes just as fat now as she was when she started the fucking thing"... with that, one of the bridesmaids got up and smacked the bride across the face with a bouquet of flowers, and then the whole thing became bun fight at the Ok Corral.. the headwaiter started shouting to us "get all the knives and forks off the table, off the table - NOW".. I think he was foreseeing them all stabbing each other.. haha, a crazy day, but fond memories.
Headwaiter got his priorities straight. That's a veteran.
Terry Mastriantonio that’s Britain for you 😂
Brill story, I was a silver service waitress and we had some great insights into people's lives that thought they were better than us mere servants
@@susanhilton3436 I believe the word is commoner
I need to see this in a movie
ONE BIG THING IN COMMON... 'It's not what you're thinking because I'm including John in there' best one liner
“To me, and all who sail in me” 🤣
Absolutely brilliant catherine tate is a genius...
Mmm I'm not sure I'd go that far
I don't think anyone cares, Kevin
@@kevindarkstar bet she aint bovvered innit? Funny how judgy people turned out to be the most unsuccessful in life
"Unless you count they all wore shoes" and the way she laughs at the end 😂❤
Catherine Tate is brilliant in this sketch. Her slurred speech, and tactless comments were spot on.
All the men I’ve been with, did all have one big thing in common-and it’s not what you’re thinking, I’m including John in this! Just priceless. Best wedding speech ever!!
ive been to several boring weddings in my time and i wish the brides had done a speech like this
''They're all at home, gnawing on a turnip'' LOL.
She's the best thing to happen in comedy for many a year.
Best bride's speech ever 🤣🤣
OMG This was where they shot John's wedding scene in Sherlock as well!!!
Common Unity umm no it’s not
I swear to god, every wedding scene in British television was shot in this very room (Sherlock, Peep Show, Life is Short, That Mitchell and Webb Look)
@@Dylan-go2hi possibly just similar set design; perhaps it's unambiguously symbolic of a type of place or ritual that is commonly recognizable as a component of british marriage customs;
similar to the phenomenon of tv courtrooms in any given region always having more or less the same design, or at least including similar stereotypical features as a matter of convention, possibly because the public are assumed to need all the help they can get understanding what is going on, and it makes it easier if portrayal of various common elements of the local culture always conforms to some convention that the public have arbitrarily come to expect;
@@Dylan-go2hi iirc all those shows are affiliated (or the like) with the BBC so i wouldn't be surprised
🤣 I love Catherine! This whole scene is hilarious!
Gosh, this woman is so talented.
Has to be the best one-off sketch of her's! well written and authentic.
BRILLIANT! I hadn't seen this before, and it is just unbelievably funny. She manages to "have a go" at everyone...so no-one feels left out! Great stuff!
“Do you know any ginger people?” I god dam love that lol
I'm a former bulimic and the Susan line floored me too lol
Now that’s the way to kick off a new life together! Where does the marriage go from there? The looks of horror on the faces of the guests are priceless.
this is amazing. she says nearly everything on her mind and is so truthful it ends her wedding.. ''tragically''. this is hilarious!!
''They're all at home, gnawing on a turnip'' Lmao
Is it my turn now? Don't touch me...! :D LOL
That slip at 5:42 where she's so pissed is perfection LMAO
the brilliance of Carherine Tate 😍
One of the best sketches ever!!!
I honestly felt like I was there. 🤣
Not My Johnny 🤣 He Just Kept Banging Away 🤣😂🤣
"They all did have one big thing in common. And it's not what you're thinking because I'm including John in this"
OUCH! Painful XD
i didn't get it, could explain it, please?
Hell to f**k**g bits! All hail Tate! Genius
I cannot believe I have only just discovered this woman!
As an Aussie, I've gotta say; She fuckin' nailed the accent!!
yeah...she's nailed everbody and thing else too....
Let the ginger babies be born.
Sweet God I might end up going to a wedding like this in a couple years! O.o
if I were there I would be drinking and laughing with her haha
That must indeed be her happiest day :)
Avery wife:"Dont tech me!!!"😭😂😂😂
I would love to go to something like this I wouldn’t want to leave…I’d be in hysterics🤣😢🤣
no it doesn't sound weird to me, i know what you mean =) there's something endearing about her, and also the fact that she is so talented too at both acting and comedy.
This is what happens when Donna gets married for a forth time...
the ginger joke ACTUALLY MADE ME ROFL. XD
Love it - she’s amazing. 🤣
@myLastTears
Another brilliant sketch from Tate & Co.,
thanks for sharing .
Omg 😂😂. My nerves are gone 😂😂. "Don't talk about the bulimacs. 😂😂.
"my father in law, James. who i know is very proud to here that his baby boy has married such a free-loading, ginger gippo." xD
She's the best
THIS IS SIMPY THE BEST SKETCH EVER, HILARIOUS
Ginger babies at home gnawing on a turnip..... It killed me
I'm ginger and it's true 😓
Natashahoneypot aww, it’s okay...here’s some more sunblock 🧴
Cartman says none of you have souls
I think she said "and all who sailed in me".
She’s brilliant.
Actual footage of me at my wedding
Briya Rose Have you sobered up yet😱
lovely! and so graceful!
This is precious!
Kathren Nuts , That's why we Love her,,
We're both on the same page ,, 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Holy cow she’s funny!!!!! 😆
She is a brilliant comedienne
wow, I never knew a man could be so emasculated in just one speech under ten minutes xD poor guy haha I love catherine tate she's great
yes she reminds Jennifer Saunders here!
She owes a great debt to F&S, I think.
unless you count; They All Wore Shoes
Crying here, Absolutely crying!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just classic love it always makes me laugh.
this is way too funny-
She is one a best comedian. Which very rare to find ( woman comedian )
This is hilarious 😂😂
Love how nobody once tried to stop her, she mushta Ben chellin the truth!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣 Absolutely CLASS 😂😂😂😂😂💜💚
Love this hilarious 😂
When u look like mick Hucknall crying 🤣🤣
"oh for god's sake, i'm gonna marry"
CUT
"oh i had 39 men in 15 active years ... i just wish i could remember what number john was"
CUT
"i remember when we met ... me ... and ... him"
...wiser words have never been spoken...
Reason why I WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER GET MARRIED...............
those 6 dislikes must be Gingers at home but have no Turnips to gnaw on :P
man,,, Im ginger. lol this was AWESOME because i dont have friends xD its totally true we are to open minded people cant put p with us :]
ROCK ON GINGER KIDS ROCK ON!
Comedy gold.
Absolutely classic!
Is it my turn now? Don't touch me. LOL
c.t is a bloody genius 😂😂
0:42 1:03 3:21 5:19
Getting married any other way than drunk is just stupid
Class
You'd have thought someone would have led her away after about 4 minutes...
A toast for her and PV she will act appropriate of course.
Absolute genius.
She's genius 😁
She's as enthusiastic about getting married as I am
I just wish I could remember what number John was 😂
that's awesome, and you're name is my favorite ever, so i love you even more :)
I am a red hair and it all true what she says
and I will totally look that up! GOOOO GINGERS!!!
They're off to a good start.
Thing is though this is what goes on in the mind of most couples minds. The truth will never come out because everyone is scared of the truth.
she is a hoot
this is a lars von trier movie!
I wonder if they served Gooseberry and cinnamon yogurt
awkward episode.. even watching this i feel the screeching... omgawd dats crazy.
I'm ginger and i thought the ginger bit was quite funny =)
Everyonelovesmusic me too. Especially the “empty bottles of sunblock “
john is so cute xD
ah i see what you mean, that's interesting that you feel that way and it does make sense.
i'm kinda fascinated by catherine tate and i don't know why =S i liked her first in doctor who n then watched her comedy show.
Catherine Tate as her Grandmother on her father's side.
"a toast to me and all who..." what? Unintelligible. This is brilliant though
CityPriestess "and all who sail in me"
They've cut the end off