My teacher once banned the phrase “weird flex but okay“ Everyone started saying “Preposterous boast, but alas...“ It was the funniest month before she unbanned it
in 4th grade alot of the girls were so annoying about one direction that they had to announce on the intercom that band shirts and one direction songs were banned 😭 one girl got lunch detention for wearing a 1d shirt also in middle school, the vice principal was one of those christians who horribly misunderstand the bible and use god's name to protect themselves, she thought halloween was the devil's birthday so we weren't allowed to talk about it or wear halloween costumes to school, i remember she straight up called the police on my friend walking by her house to go trick or treating... to not even her house
same. if schools in my country did this there would be SOOO many words banned. in my school, during assembly the teachers just say that they dont want to hear anyone say a specific word again. that obviously never works though. honestly im kinda curious as to how this whole "banning words: thing works, like what kind of punishment do students get for saying it?
pretty wild right. im not from USA either but had no idea schools could ban things without having the gouvernment do it. crazy how they can have that much power. while they are not private company's.
A box implies space within. Saying outside implies space without., sooo all that's keeping people from thinking in an infinite way is 6 walls of an illusion. Pretty interesting when you compare that across nearly 8 billion people.
We weren’t allowed to say recess in third grade. The reasoning? They thought us talking about recess would get us excited for recess, therefore distracting us from schoolwork. This led to many recess plans including the words ‘Reese’s pieces’, ‘playtime’, and other creative workarounds.
A teacher banning the word "can't" for the sake of encouragement is some of the funniest shit I have ever heard. I'm just imagining this rule being put in place before quickly being revoked because all conversations fell into shambles.
@@Banana_Fusion I know, I'm such a small youtuber I'm amazed that I got here!!! ...but of all videos I could be in I am very happy that I am in the 'CEPHALOPLOD CONUNDRUM' video
My elementary school banned me from saying my damn name, HOW THE HECK WAS I SUPPOSED TO SOCIALIZE WITH THE FACT THAT I HAD TO BE REFERRED TO BY MY MIDDLE NAME?!
We were told to not wear hoods outside anymore even if it was raining because of “gang” activities. There weren’t even any gangs at that school and it did the opposite effect, after the assembly everyone was wearing a hood.
Imagine calling a kid's parents to explain that they were being suspended because they refused to stop saying "bet." That parent would lose their effing mind. So yeah, ultimately as long as a little detention doesn't bother you, not much of a motivation to stop
Schools actually make children dumber ON PURPOSE by forcing them to wake up early and to study all day and night, and also by feeding them synthetic garbage with a bunch of brain deleting chemicals. Schools just test your ability to remember stuff. Grades do NOT mean the amount of knowledge. Some random student might be smart while some of his classmates are dumb. Schools also just try to make children obey the teachers just like when they needed workers in the industrial revolution. That's why the school system thing is stuck in the 1800s. Watch some videos about school and the effects on people's brains.
When I was in year 2, my teacher banned the word “said” from my class as she wanted us to be more creative. She meant both in our writing and in our ACTUAL words.
In my history class, we were learning about gilgamesh and Nebuchadnezzar. This was recent, so my whole class started saying “gigamesh” and “Nebuchadnezzar” (They pronounced the middle part as “Chad” instead of how it’s normally pronounced) and our teacher said that if anyone used those names on assignments, midterms, or finals, he would fail us immediately and call our parents and explain what had happened.
There was a new story about a deaf child who's name was Hunter. He was not allowed to sign his own name because that was considered "violence." The sign language gesture for Hunter looks like finger guns and all references to gun violence is banned. They tried to ask his mom to change his name.
reminds me of that guy who's playstation account got banned because of his username even though he sent pictures of his passport or some other ID to prove it was his real name
My social studies teacher banned the word “skibidi” because we would just add skibidi to things she said. “SKIBIDI MEXICO!!!” “Skibidi Maple Syrup” and “Skibidi air pollution” were some of my personal favorites.
@@cristiancastro5853 The little kids these days. But every young generation will repeat the latest trendy phrases/things to the point of it being irritating.
i dont see why people think they're superior to terms like skibidi toilet. it just goes to show the unchanging generational biases of terms. it's like generational gatekeeping
in middle school the school banned the word "thot", which was fair, except that they announced it over the intercom and half the school (including teachers) assumed they said "thought". obviously we immediately started ignoring it but it was very funny to be a sheltered 11 year old trying to figure out what was wrong with thinking in the past tense
In 5th grade, my teacher banned the words "stuff", "things", and "huge" in order to expand our vocabulary. My elementary school smartass ratted out everyone who said those words, even when we weren't even in the classroom, to the point where one kid kept on saying "stuff the turkey" as a loophole who antagonize me And I wondered why some people didn't like me
In my elementary school, the fifth graders really loved Sasquatch, so much so they started saying “stay squatchy” all the time. The teachers didn’t know what this meant and promptly banned the phrase, but later that year at fifth grade graduation nearly every kid ended their speech with “stay squatchy” because what were the teachers gonna do, it was the last day of school
@@j.calvert3361 Who says this person went to school in the US? the comment doesn't specify where they are from. I grew up in the US however and don't recall any words being banned- I think it depends more on the specific school or teachers.
My school completely banned any and all discussion of, or references to, "the internet" or "the news". Their argument was that, I shit you not, "School is for learning, not for discussion." I remember one day when we were in a computer science class and one of the humanities teachers walked in and then gave us all detention for two and a half hours after school because we were discussing the use of Twitter as a marketing tool... as part of the curriculum.
My first grade teacher didn’t allow the class to say stupid, she genuinely treated it as a swear. And I don’t just mean calling a person stupid wasn’t allowed, you weren’t allowed to use the word for anything. For instance if your crayons kept breaking you couldn’t say “Stupid crayons”. When a book she was reading to the class said the word stupid she would replace it with “silly”.
Imagine she was reading some philosopher's book meant to be taken seriously and then she replaces every instance of stupid with silly. That would by hysterical
yeah, my 8th grade teacher said the n word every time it appeared in books with her full chest; the difference between elementary school teachers and middle school teachers is wild
The main book I remember her doing this with is the junie b. jones book “the stupid smelly bus”, even though the adjective stupid was being used to describe an object. She had no problem with the word dumb even though they mean the same thing. Around the same time I also took Mandarin classes for like 3 months (which I never progressed in because no one in my family speaks a language besides English, I only started taking lessons because my friend whose family actually spoke Mandarin took them) and the mandarin teacher I had wouldn’t allow the class to say anything starting with “what the”. Not heck, not even any of those weird substitutes like “what the scallop”, or even “what in the world”. My best guess is that she a) didn’t understand that English-speaking people don’t consider it that bad or b) it was because most of the students were 4-6 (beginner class since I had no previous experience with the language) and she didn’t want us to say anything that even remotely alluded to a swear.
@@stardust9470 doesn’t Shakespeare use the word stupid in some of his plays? It’s good that you don’t read his plays until high school since no one would be able to take it seriously if she replaced all the iconic Shakespearean insults with “you’re being very silly right now 😠”
In my 4th grade class, the teacher got some chick-fil-a and we all started saying "chicken minis" in a chibi voice in sync together for some reason. It was banned, and the kid who showed up late was very confused.
The two things I learned from this is that language is so malleable and creative that banning words and phrases is literally impossible and that children are apparently keen to break stupid rules.
Yeah, until I saw this I had no idea that banned words in school were a thing. It makes no sense to me whatsoever. Isn't it better to try and work on what the student is *trying* to say, rather than the words they're actually using? I don't see how banning "shut up" can make someone a better person.
The entire class chanting something is horror movie material. Especially when you where responsible for letting that slide and it escalated to this point
my french teacher banned the word “bro” and would send any kid who said it to detention because apparently it was “gang related” so obviously, me and my friends rebelled and started saying things like “broccoli” “bronchitis” and other words like that. it was hilarious just hearing a kid say “wassup my bronchitis” in the hall
i got the phrase “you beady eyed bottom feeder” banned at my old primary school because we weren’t allowed to swear so our insults got progressively more creative ☠️
My school tried to ban communism. Like the whole concept of communism. The kids brought the Problem to the school council saying that it was a violation of free speech and they did a school wide vote. My school now has a fairly sized community of middle school communists who regularly chant the Soviet Union anthem through the halls
this whole situation is just bruh edit, now that I have recovered from the psychic damage this post did to me: you know how japanese people cringe when they meet a western weirdo who only knows japan from anime and doesn't care to learn anything about actual japan? yeah that's me when I meet people who have memorized that goddamned anthem phonetically
when I was in junior high, Kendamas were _super_ popular. I guess the teachers saw us having fun and were like "none of that, thanks" and banned them. but obv we still talked about them a lot, so the word 'kendama' was banned too but the bullying was fine I guess
My school also banned "ginger" because this was when the "gingers don't have souls" thing was in full swing, and I was sent to detention when I told a teacher *not* to call my hair color "strawberry blonde" because I do actually have ginger hair and she told me to dye it a different color. To be clear, I technically didn't get detention for correcting her and saying ginger, I got detention for saying "fuck no" at the hair dye thing.
Fuck yeah to that fuck no! Dye your hair? Get all the way the fuck outta here! Some teachers are delusional about the amount of power they have over students' lives and bodies.
@@joaquinlezcano2372 I shit you not, my school set up this reading program to improve students' vocabulary except they never once used the term 'vocabulary', instead they talked about improving your 'word box' or some shit Edit: I believe they actually used the term 'word bank', could still be misremembering though
Reminds me of my middle school art class, I liked the teacher for the most part but I remember her being really strict on us not drawing anything "gang related". I was asked to change a germanic typeface I had used because she thought it was "gang related" but the worst example was when my friend drew a black dude with an afro in a leisure suit and she said it was "gang related". Everyone at our table (including my black friend) laughed it off at the time but good lord!
I had the word "giggle" banned in my class because a teacher insisted it was a racial slur. She also banned hand sanitizer and the Hobbit. Not the words, the items.
When I was in primary school, they banned us doing the YMCA so we all banded together in the yard and did a FULL school YMCA. It was hilarious seeing teachers trying to break us apart. Edit: Thanks for all the likes! Glad I made ya'll laugh with something stupid from my days in primary. 😂
In 6th grade, our class got the words “big brain” banned because it was apparently insulting to other people who might not think they were smart. We just replaced it with “large cerebellum”
One time I heard someone say "Wetting cheese smells like farts" so it got me just chanting "WETTING CHEESE SMELLS LIKE FARTS! WETTING CHEESE SMELLS LIKE FARTS! WETTING CHEESE SMELLS LIKE FARTS!" which led to the word "wetting" getting banned. 💀💀💀
My school not only had to ban tag throught the halls but also the phrase birds are not real in all verble written and email forms becouse entire clases would chant it then it changed to Elvis is alive
My social studies teacher banned the word "Phone" because kids kept saying "Why is your phone out?" so much that she told us that if we said the word, we would get points taken away. We started saying "Cellular device", "Wifi-needing box", rechargeable rectangularprism", and so many other words to replace the word "Phone"
You could but shouldn’t call it “cellphone” Technically, that’s not bad, because they banned “phone” not “cellphone”, so I’ve still got a clean record.
This is one of my all-time favourite Matt Rose videos. It’s just too funny seeing the stupid words schools have banned and how students worked around it. I wish I had a story to contribute, but I don’t remember if any school I went to banned any words.
In elementary school they banned the word "Sacrifice" when we shoved kids off the play structure during groundies, to avoid this we simply chanted "SACK OF RICE"
Bahahahhaha my first year in marching band we’d all chant “sack of rice” all the time, but just because it was funny, not because the real word was banned. I still do it every once in a while as an inside joke
Coincidentally my choir also chanted SACK OF RICE but it was because I yelled it out by accident, also our cult was amazing because we had a Russian girl in our class chant and actual ritual song in Russian, our choir teacher was chill about it :D
So thar was this game called "sacrificed" in which thar are three sides one the monster that was in the slide two the sacrifice which was put in the slide and three the sacrificer So we pick the sacrificed and monster then the sacrificers pushed and the monster pulled in the slide untill they get in but it was stopped by a teacher when they found out
I had 2 teachers ban the word banana because of the magic hallway bananas. My theatre teacher also banned "shut up" which resulted in the entire class occasionally yelling "SILENCE MORTALS!" He banned the word "hell", and a bunch of kids just kept saying Michigan instead.
@@kaderen8461 As someone who lives across the ocean from Michigan, has never been to Michigan, has no relation to anyone in Michigan and knows nobody in the place, and who has only been to Florida when visiting the States, I can confirm that Michigan is the visible definition of Hell.
I live in South Africa, a nation with 12 official languages, and my school banned people from speaking any language other than English because "it is excluding the other students"
They must've been like "oh yeah, those Dutch-speaking students must be teasing that little boy behind his back", when really they were probably talking about trees or some other dumb topic.
@@ameliasteynberg5841 I would say that both are pretty similar. Banning english would mean banning the majority language and banning Welsh, Cornish, Scots, Scottish Gaelic, etc. would be more similar by meaning that you ban most languages spoken there.
When he said someone’s school banned the word cat and someone got detention for telling ppl about their cat I immediately thought “omg I got a new meow meow creature.” Idek
I have a funny story relating to this So at my old high school, my sister’s class was supposed to write what they wanted to be when they grew up on a bulletin board. Somebody wrote “I want to be a milf when I grow up” and put it on the bulletin board. Instead of quietly dealing with this, the PE teachers made a big song and dance about it resulting in my mom having to explain to my sister what a milf was. The PE teacher had everybody in the class, boys and girls, do “carpets” which is where you take a towel, put your hands on it while it’s on the ground, and just run across the gym. All because one stupid girl wants to be a milf. Safe to say that my mom was pissed that my sister was being punished for something she didn’t do. The PE teachers’ excuse still makes me laugh. They said that it was “collective responsibility”. My mom immediately called them out on their bullshit and said that it was collective punishment
My teacher banned the word "diyabeetees" because it sounds familiar to "the condition when you eat too much sweets and too much sugar" Also, my teacher banned the phrase "Skibidi Toilet" because all my classmates say "Skibidi Toilet" Again, my classmates can't say "chicken nuggets" because all my classmates also say it. It's banned now.
I strongly agree with the second one! I believe that Skibidi Toilet is the worst thing on the planet (right now, at least (maybe except for the war going on right now in Russia and Ukraine)), and nothing can change my mind about it!
On the first day on seventh grade, my science teacher told us that we weren't allowed to say the word "suck" and didn't explain why, and she even spent ten minutes having us guess the word because she didn't want to say it herself. If I remember correctly, someone guessed "shit" but the teacher was fine with that
I remember my 2nd grade class banned the word "hate", and proceeded to explain what it meant. It was a decent idea because she wanted us to all get along and for there to be a "no hate environment", only problem was that she terrible when it came to controlling any kind of bullying going on and I was a prime target. Now that I think of it, all of my bullys who would go on to torment me for the next several years of my life going into highschool were in that damn class. So my rebellious ass decided to say, in front of the whole class while we were sitting down "I HATE YOU" to this little gremlin shit called "Gavin" and the class audibly gasped. No one had said this before, but I meant it. I hated Gavin. And the teacher asked me why I said it. It's been so long that I can't remember what I said but I probably got in trouble.
Every bully victim will always be punished for being the victim because the teachers will always have a soft spot for pieces of shit like gavin,its a mistery why ALL teachers are in love with bullies and protect them
My class managed to get the words "there's no paper" banned back in middle school because we were clowning our school's comically irresponsible financial decision-making with it The backstory is that at some point our school came out and told us and our parents that it can't afford paper (printer nor toilet) so it would be appreciated if we brought any we had to spare. To which we were like "fair enough, the school is small, isolated and underfunded, it's not that surprising" except that wasn't even the case. We found out a few weeks after when some people burst into the classroom during class and started taking measurements of the wall, and when we asked the teacher what that was about, she told us it was cause the school was planning to get a smart board installed there. We all went silent for a bit until a kid finally piped up and asked "so you can't afford paper but you can afford smart boards?" and the teacher straight up told us yes and that they were given the choice between the two, and like the responsible adults they were, they chose the smart board. So we turned it into an inside joke within our class and even put the sentence on shirts and wore them at the end of the school year. It ended up drawing the other kids' attention (it was a bit funny since the plural of paper was misspelled, but it's hard to explain since it was a different language from english. I guess the closest english equivalent would be for example spelling it as gooses instead of geese), so we explained to them what it meant and how we found out, and by the next semester the entire school was passively aggressively clowning the teachers with that sentence. Which isn't a lot since there was about 100 students in total but clearly the teachers took it personally cause they ended up banning the words
What would be most fun, would be if someone collected all these, wrote down the words and which schools, and then sent it in to the government and some news station while demanding those words to be removed from the dictionary due to the education system wanting them banned. And then just wait for the fireworks. There’d be tv channels fighting over it, since the schools/teachers don’t acknowledge the words in the dictionary as being worthy of being used anymore.
My 6th grade teacher tried banning the words "emo" and "me personally, I would not take that/let that slide". They also tried banning"racist" so kids said "racially motivated" instead. One girl was a contortionist and her nickname was "spineless". That got banned too because it was "insulting" even though the girl loved the nickname
In my language arts/creating writing class, our teacher had to ban the word “Ohio” because students started laughing every time it was brought up and she was scared it had some alternate sexual meaning 💀
in primary school playing "huggy wuggy chasey" was banned bc a girl jumped of the slide and broke her ankle, which 7 year old got this girl so scared that she jumped on the metal slide????😭😭
My classmates were insanely overcompetitive; they would do literally ANYTHING to beat up their classmates in any exam or competition. Among the craziest was to start a school note mafia, but that's a story for another time. Anyway, because of this, they LOVED to call one another "psycho" because that's frankly what they were... and the school got the word "psycho" banned from my class because it was genuinely turning into bullying. (That's not the weird part yet.) The students got around this with "sociopath" and that was also banned. Here's the silly part now. My class, besides loving to absolutely slaughter each other, loves science, especially physics in particular. So when we "discovered" the electromagnetic spectrum, psycho/sociopath became "Your wavelength is way to short for your own good!" The school banned the words "wavelength" "gamma ray" and "X-ray" right after this became a running gag and nearly descended into total chaos. A student who wanted to tell her friend she was going to have braces fitted for her teeth and required a dental X-ray, nearly got herself pulled to the teachers' office ☢💀
My school banned "soy sauce" because my friends and I created an organization called the Anti Soy Sauce Association (which was also banned) better known as ASSA (also banned), and soy sauce was an evil alter ego. Then there was a rival organization known as the SSIA (Soy Sauce Intelligence Agency) who worked undercover in hopes of undermining ASSA. They were also banned due to some widespread playground rivalries. Please note that this all happened in 4th grade, in which an entire class was split into the SSIA and ASSA.
@@MoonlarkSpirits Right? I mean I may be a little biased considering the fact that I made both of them.... but I thought it was hilarious. I don't know how I managed to be on both sides, but I was.
My art teacher had three very reasonable rules in her classroom: 1. No blood in the art room 2. No cinnamon (because she was allergic) And 3. No “that’s what she said” jokes.
Once we weren't allowed to say the name Abigail. Let me elaborate. So once, I had the really dumb idea to brainwash all my friends into thinking my name is Abigail. But then, because of that, a rule was enforced "no mention of Abigail" and I had to go back to being called Pyro. But it didn't work because a few people were still affected by my brainwashing. Eventually though, everyone caught on and started calling me Pyro again. One day, an actual Abigail joined, that looked very similar to me. And they couldn't drop the Abigail rule, so they put me in a new class. What do you think?
Fun fact: I have ate things around age *9* that were not only not made to be eaten, but it’s common sense not to eat them. For example, paper, sand, rocks, cardboard, pencils, scissor blades, plastic bags, and my personal favorite, coins.
not a word but a teacher tried to ban drawing in school because of me. the reason being she thought my drawings were inappropriate for school. (i drew things like stick figures getting maimed) i ignored her and continued drawing and when she tried to punish me i said "you saying it doesnt make it a rule" until one day when she dragged me to the principal who finally told her to leave me alone because banning drawing is a violation of my rights lol.
For some reason my computer science and engineering classes respectively were obsessed with saying "rat", and it got to the point where the teacher who tought both classes banned "rat", "mouse", "rodent", etc. We had to call computer mice "clicky clicky cursor movers" for the rest of the year and if we said one of the banned words the teacher threatened us with the wrath of a malevolent* Peppa Pig toy.
My school chorus had to sing a song, and the beginning, middle, and end it said "Na na na na na!" We were banned to say it and on opening day the school accidentally played the "na na na na na audio" 💀
My old school banned the Word "Cockroach" because our english class had them everywhere, so we called them "Roach", got that banned, so then at the end of the year we went to "Beetles" Which also got banned, so we called them insects 💀
In my 4th grade class the word "Shrek" was banned as it was being used in the entirety of our short stories. To sum it all up, there were a lot of green men and swamps post-banning
A teacher at my middle school banned the phrase “Are you serious right now?” And found it annoying. All the kids kept saying it because they hated the teacher.
Oh and back in 7th grade, a history teacher banned the country “Niger” to be said in his class because some kids would miss pronounce it as, well, you know.
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How do you compliment a chair? Lol.
Nice legs
@@Matt_Rose nice colour you got there
@@Matt_Rose nice, thick, back ya got
@@WALTUH...PUTYACOCKAWAYWALTUH "Sure would be a shame if something happened to it"
Beautiful design
If "Squid Game" and "Octopus Activities" don't work, you can always go with "Splatoon Shenanigans"
There is also "Tentacle Trials"
Nautilus Nonsense?
Multicellular creatures under hundreds of feet of water action performance
@@therighttrousers343 that be something i wish
@@therighttrousers343 i think "Nautical Nonsense" would make more sense, alternatively you have "Calamari Contest"
My teacher once banned the phrase “weird flex but okay“
Everyone started saying “Preposterous boast, but alas...“
It was the funniest month before she unbanned it
Preposterous boast, but alas, I am not an Englishman.
Me, myself personally, would not let that slide.
You could always go with the OSP option:
"UNORTHODOX DISPLAY OF HUBRIS, BUT VERY WELL"
@@rozieredz this is beautiful
Reading this was the only time I ever imagined something in the animation style used for Brawl Of The Objects
Love to see schools use "gang related" as an excuse to be racist 🙄
Gangs are not involved. Great!
Foaming at the mouth like I put a fucking Mento in it... (finish the lyrics, OP, I dare you)
cheese.
@@arnaudhhchess.
seriously though.
in 4th grade alot of the girls were so annoying about one direction that they had to announce on the intercom that band shirts and one direction songs were banned 😭 one girl got lunch detention for wearing a 1d shirt
also in middle school, the vice principal was one of those christians who horribly misunderstand the bible and use god's name to protect themselves, she thought halloween was the devil's birthday so we weren't allowed to talk about it or wear halloween costumes to school, i remember she straight up called the police on my friend walking by her house to go trick or treating... to not even her house
Yeah this is some late 2000s shit I remember these days
How do people like that even function
@@ericgolightly8450they have no friends and aren’t liked by anyone
"Hello, police? I'd like to report a child trick or treating"
I'm not from USA/UK and I'm actually surprised that some schools can just "ban" words they don't like.
The USA is a failed state
same. if schools in my country did this there would be SOOO many words banned. in my school, during assembly the teachers just say that they dont want to hear anyone say a specific word again. that obviously never works though. honestly im kinda curious as to how this whole "banning words: thing works, like what kind of punishment do students get for saying it?
@canoistercat Usually detention or smth like that, it's akin to cursing in front of a teacher
@@devinnix9071 why the censor?
pretty wild right. im not from USA either but had no idea schools could ban things without having the gouvernment do it. crazy how they can have that much power. while they are not private company's.
"School is a place to be creative and think outside the box...so long as you express your ideas with approved wording."
And in approved ways about approved topics
Literally the first Don't hug me I'm scared.
A box implies space within. Saying outside implies space without., sooo all that's keeping people from thinking in an infinite way is 6 walls of an illusion. Pretty interesting when you compare that across nearly 8 billion people.
@humanbeing4995 Your hurting my brain with all these boxes and I hate geometry sooo
@@devinnix9071 good. Boxes don't exist anywhere but the brain of a hairless species of bipedal ape anyways.
We weren’t allowed to say recess in third grade. The reasoning? They thought us talking about recess would get us excited for recess, therefore distracting us from schoolwork. This led to many recess plans including the words ‘Reese’s pieces’, ‘playtime’, and other creative workarounds.
id call it "the time"
Ahh, yes, my favorite word related to gang violence, “peace”
A teacher banning the word "can't" for the sake of encouragement is some of the funniest shit I have ever heard. I'm just imagining this rule being put in place before quickly being revoked because all conversations fell into shambles.
Due to circumstances, I am unable to can
everyone will start to imitate Scotty from Star Trek. " I cannae do it Captain."
@mizukilvrguess that's why they're an art teacher and not an english teacher
On my sports team, if anyone says can’t we have to run laps. It definitely makes talking at practice a challenge lol
"help i cant breathe"
we dont use that demeaning language around here, boy...
something I would like other than furbies being demonic is more texts from grandparents
There is an above reasonable chance you'll be getting something similar to this within the next 25 days 💪
@@Matt_Rose thanks for putting me in this video
@@Xeorboomoh congratulations! 🥳
@@Matt_Rose Please do more drunk Google searches! I know that already has a part 2 but those 2 vids are among my favorites you've ever made
@@Banana_Fusion I know, I'm such a small youtuber I'm amazed that I got here!!!
...but of all videos I could be in I am very happy that I am in the 'CEPHALOPLOD CONUNDRUM' video
My elementary school banned me from saying my damn name, HOW THE HECK WAS I SUPPOSED TO SOCIALIZE WITH THE FACT THAT I HAD TO BE REFERRED TO BY MY MIDDLE NAME?!
What was your name tho?
@@Annalisamupo Spencer
Stupidity
@@LeafyMeowscaradawhy would a school ban spencer?
@@Banana-sx1pf idfk
We were told to not wear hoods outside anymore even if it was raining because of “gang” activities.
There weren’t even any gangs at that school and it did the opposite effect, after the assembly everyone was wearing a hood.
I love how banning words has basically zero effect and is essentially useless
It does have an effect. It makes people want to say it.
@@Joshdoingthings1 Precisely.
@@Joshdoingthings1 if it was banned, there was people wanting to say it. I think that's what he meant
Imagine calling a kid's parents to explain that they were being suspended because they refused to stop saying "bet." That parent would lose their effing mind. So yeah, ultimately as long as a little detention doesn't bother you, not much of a motivation to stop
Me too
Banning the word "Knowledge" in a school is the most ironic thing in the world
What about an english teacher banning pronouns?
@@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor Something much more fitting is a math teacher banning the word count
The demon headmaster.
Schools actually make children dumber ON PURPOSE by forcing them to wake up early and to study all day and night, and also by feeding them synthetic garbage with a bunch of brain deleting chemicals. Schools just test your ability to remember stuff. Grades do NOT mean the amount of knowledge. Some random student might be smart while some of his classmates are dumb. Schools also just try to make children obey the teachers just like when they needed workers in the industrial revolution. That's why the school system thing is stuck in the 1800s. Watch some videos about school and the effects on people's brains.
@@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor The state of florida?
When I was in year 2, my teacher banned the word “said” from my class as she wanted us to be more creative. She meant both in our writing and in our ACTUAL words.
I said im deadly allergic to peanuts it will kill me gets detention
No. I call bullshit. No way someone can ban “said”. That’s like banning “the” or “a”.
MY TEACHER DID THIS TOO. but all it did is give me a fear of using the word 'said'
Samee
My English teacher banned the word "big" for the same reason. Now I just use the word "large" instead and have developed a mild fear of the word big
In my history class, we were learning about gilgamesh and Nebuchadnezzar. This was recent, so my whole class started saying “gigamesh” and “Nebuchadnezzar” (They pronounced the middle part as “Chad” instead of how it’s normally pronounced) and our teacher said that if anyone used those names on assignments, midterms, or finals, he would fail us immediately and call our parents and explain what had happened.
I would immediately refer to him only as the Chad, forever
Why are some people allergic to harmless fun
The way Matt stares into the camera while eating paper and drinking beer is both slightly adorable and unsettling
For some reason I thought you were gonna say "is full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen"
@@jcoolguy1548 Not wrong either
@@jcoolguy1548 That is just incredibly oddly specific, I love it.
*PPFFFFHH*
Me personally, I would not let that slide
There was a new story about a deaf child who's name was Hunter. He was not allowed to sign his own name because that was considered "violence." The sign language gesture for Hunter looks like finger guns and all references to gun violence is banned. They tried to ask his mom to change his name.
That is so stupid
Wtf
reminds me of that guy who's playstation account got banned because of his username even though he sent pictures of his passport or some other ID to prove it was his real name
The last sentence makes it so much worse.
Now that's just cruel.
My social studies teacher banned the word “skibidi” because we would just add skibidi to things she said.
“SKIBIDI MEXICO!!!” “Skibidi Maple Syrup” and “Skibidi air pollution” were some of my personal favorites.
understandable, who the fuck finds skibidi funny
@@cristiancastro5853 The little kids these days. But every young generation will repeat the latest trendy phrases/things to the point of it being irritating.
Justified tbh
My teachers actually know what skibidi means along with the other words so we didn’t have any banned
i dont see why people think they're superior to terms like skibidi toilet. it just goes to show the unchanging generational biases of terms. it's like generational gatekeeping
My school banned the phrase “erm, actually”
doth thine thinketh before yonder speaketh?
🤓
Then say "erm, akshully" instead.
That's fair
oh no
in middle school the school banned the word "thot", which was fair, except that they announced it over the intercom and half the school (including teachers) assumed they said "thought". obviously we immediately started ignoring it but it was very funny to be a sheltered 11 year old trying to figure out what was wrong with thinking in the past tense
"Begone thoughts!"
@@zacharyrollick6169 😂😂😂
@@zacharyrollick6169 Me when I turn off a light at night and suddenly think about the perceived possibility of being murdered
Begone Thot!
@@calibricalypso nice one
The last 30 seconds of this video is a cinematic masterpiece. Also, my school also banned “shut up”, so we all decided to go with “Silence Peasant”
Silence, Peasant
@@creppersaurusrex2300 Silence, Peasant
@@TV-ly3dp Silence, peasant
Cease your speech, lower life form
@@TV-ly3dp Silence, Peasant
You can tell that the teachers who just up and ban words have never stopped to just ask their students what the word meant.
In 5th grade, my teacher banned the words "stuff", "things", and "huge" in order to expand our vocabulary. My elementary school smartass ratted out everyone who said those words, even when we weren't even in the classroom, to the point where one kid kept on saying "stuff the turkey" as a loophole who antagonize me
And I wondered why some people didn't like me
where you the smartass?
In my elementary school, the fifth graders really loved Sasquatch, so much so they started saying “stay squatchy” all the time. The teachers didn’t know what this meant and promptly banned the phrase, but later that year at fifth grade graduation nearly every kid ended their speech with “stay squatchy” because what were the teachers gonna do, it was the last day of school
keep kongy
In my country schools don't ban words.
Why is that so common in the USA?
@@j.calvert3361 they don't have freedom of speech
@@j.calvert3361 Pearl-clutching witches seem to be the most common teacher type here in the states, especially in the bible belt.
@@j.calvert3361 Who says this person went to school in the US? the comment doesn't specify where they are from. I grew up in the US however and don't recall any words being banned- I think it depends more on the specific school or teachers.
My school completely banned any and all discussion of, or references to, "the internet" or "the news". Their argument was that, I shit you not, "School is for learning, not for discussion." I remember one day when we were in a computer science class and one of the humanities teachers walked in and then gave us all detention for two and a half hours after school because we were discussing the use of Twitter as a marketing tool... as part of the curriculum.
I think they forgot that the original academies in Greece were almost entirelyabout discussion.
Holy fucking shit.
I just can't 😮
"School is for learning, not for discussion" is one of the most american-public-school things I have ever heard and it hurts.
did the computer science teacher, not step in and go like "bruh I told them to talk about it"?????
My first grade teacher didn’t allow the class to say stupid, she genuinely treated it as a swear. And I don’t just mean calling a person stupid wasn’t allowed, you weren’t allowed to use the word for anything. For instance if your crayons kept breaking you couldn’t say “Stupid crayons”. When a book she was reading to the class said the word stupid she would replace it with “silly”.
Imagine she was reading some philosopher's book meant to be taken seriously and then she replaces every instance of stupid with silly. That would by hysterical
yeah, my 8th grade teacher said the n word every time it appeared in books with her full chest; the difference between elementary school teachers and middle school teachers is wild
a book from 300 years ago:"thoug notith be saying those silly, wrenched things!"
The main book I remember her doing this with is the junie b. jones book “the stupid smelly bus”, even though the adjective stupid was being used to describe an object. She had no problem with the word dumb even though they mean the same thing.
Around the same time I also took Mandarin classes for like 3 months (which I never progressed in because no one in my family speaks a language besides English, I only started taking lessons because my friend whose family actually spoke Mandarin took them) and the mandarin teacher I had wouldn’t allow the class to say anything starting with “what the”. Not heck, not even any of those weird substitutes like “what the scallop”, or even “what in the world”. My best guess is that she a) didn’t understand that English-speaking people don’t consider it that bad or b) it was because most of the students were 4-6 (beginner class since I had no previous experience with the language) and she didn’t want us to say anything that even remotely alluded to a swear.
@@stardust9470 doesn’t Shakespeare use the word stupid in some of his plays? It’s good that you don’t read his plays until high school since no one would be able to take it seriously if she replaced all the iconic Shakespearean insults with “you’re being very silly right now 😠”
In my 4th grade class, the teacher got some chick-fil-a and we all started saying "chicken minis" in a chibi voice in sync together for some reason. It was banned, and the kid who showed up late was very confused.
my school banned "skill issue" because some kid really hated it, so we started saying "ability contingency"
Skill issue lmao
Skill issue
Man, the Karens are getting younger and younger.
expertise complication
That kid really just said :"☝️🤓"
The two things I learned from this is that language is so malleable and creative that banning words and phrases is literally impossible and that children are apparently keen to break stupid rules.
This is just not a thing i am from, is this a U.S thing? When did this start? I thought they fetishize freedom?
To quote a lyric from "Baggy Trousers" by Madness...
"All I learnt at school
Was how to bend, not break the rules"
Yeah, until I saw this I had no idea that banned words in school were a thing. It makes no sense to me whatsoever. Isn't it better to try and work on what the student is *trying* to say, rather than the words they're actually using? I don't see how banning "shut up" can make someone a better person.
@@antonliakhovitch8306 yeah believe it
Kids have always been keen to break stupid rules. Everyone wants to break stupid rules. It's fun.
My science teachers banned the words “skibidi” and “sigma” because people kept yelling the words out randomly during class.
W teachers
What if they need sigma?
the greek alphabet:
@@Legend-nb5xl EXACTLY
The entire class chanting something is horror movie material. Especially when you where responsible for letting that slide and it escalated to this point
My school banned the word “ “. Because they didn’t, it was a reasonable school, which apparently is a blessing in this day and age
Same. Must be mostly an American thing, I guess.
@@mcvenne8935 reasonable schools don’t exist
TheyBannedTheEmptySpaceBetweenEverySentence?
@@mcvenne8935 I am American and I've never been to a school with banned words lmao
@@-..l Spacr scum
My 6th grade social studies banned the word “calcium.” No one knows why.
Did nobody ever ask?
@@ericgolightly8450 no one questions the social studies teacher
My 6th grade teachers banned "shut up" so everyone would just say "Shut down" instead
SHUT DOWN!
Okay *shuts down Windows XP style*
my french teacher banned the word “bro” and would send any kid who said it to detention because apparently it was “gang related” so obviously, me and my friends rebelled and started saying things like “broccoli” “bronchitis” and other words like that. it was hilarious just hearing a kid say “wassup my bronchitis” in the hall
Ha!
what's up my bronchium
@@ssupermarlo yoooo my bromine!
Bro means brother like wtf.
What's up my brownie!?
My school banned ‘Cocomelon’ AND ‘Baby Shark’ because the teachers thought it was cringe.
Based? Can't say lmao
id say based
Thats a school i’d like to be at.
to be honest i agree with the teachers baby shark is overrated and cocomelon is like a lethal drug targeted to kids
I want to meet this person when I enter heaven.
dice could also be called:
6 sided coin flip
A physical random number generator
what about 6 sided number generator
cube with chicken pox
In my school, there was a mandatory 90 minute detention if you said "skibbidy"
i got the phrase “you beady eyed bottom feeder” banned at my old primary school because we weren’t allowed to swear so our insults got progressively more creative ☠️
Was your teacher Tamatoa?
You beady eyed bottom feeder!
found the SHINY
hopefully no one used bad word number 11
SKULL AND CROSSBONES EMOJI!!!
My school tried to ban communism. Like the whole concept of communism. The kids brought the Problem to the school council saying that it was a violation of free speech and they did a school wide vote. My school now has a fairly sized community of middle school communists who regularly chant the Soviet Union anthem through the halls
this whole situation is just bruh
edit, now that I have recovered from the psychic damage this post did to me: you know how japanese people cringe when they meet a western weirdo who only knows japan from anime and doesn't care to learn anything about actual japan? yeah that's me when I meet people who have memorized that goddamned anthem phonetically
Oh god. Are you one of them?
That sounds quite fun, actually
the kids are alright
Well done.
when I was in junior high, Kendamas were _super_ popular. I guess the teachers saw us having fun and were like "none of that, thanks" and banned them. but obv we still talked about them a lot, so the word 'kendama' was banned too
but the bullying was fine I guess
The word “tasty” was banned when we used it, many many many times then we changed it to the name “Phil” and “Paul” which eventually got banned
My school also banned "ginger" because this was when the "gingers don't have souls" thing was in full swing, and I was sent to detention when I told a teacher *not* to call my hair color "strawberry blonde" because I do actually have ginger hair and she told me to dye it a different color. To be clear, I technically didn't get detention for correcting her and saying ginger, I got detention for saying "fuck no" at the hair dye thing.
Were you allowed to say "redhead"?
Did you actually say, "fuck no"?
@@dromie5059 I’d have said worse
Fuck yeah to that fuck no! Dye your hair? Get all the way the fuck outta here! Some teachers are delusional about the amount of power they have over students' lives and bodies.
Wait your teacher told you to dye your hair different? Just for having ginger colored hair? 💀
People coming up with more complex replacements of words that got banned is hysterical. Like “cephalopod conundrums” that is so funny 😭
I would’ve gone with calamari actions if I was at that school
nice profile picture happy pride month
@@rehpicllib4745 Lobster doings is what i will say in that school
if i were at that school i would say kraken occurrence
Cuttlefish World Series.
My school banned the word "dino" because 7 people yelled dino at the same time I was one of them
based!!
DINO (chain)
@@jakefromstatefarm6036 DINO!!
One of my teachers banned the word kindergarten, people just started saying kindergarten cause that was how the paint smelt. This was middle school.
what I'm getting from this video is that banning words in school is a good way to get kids to expand their vocabulary.
Either that or they already got more vocabulary than the school itself.
@@joaquinlezcano2372 bro you just roasted the school system lol
@@joaquinlezcano2372 I shit you not, my school set up this reading program to improve students' vocabulary except they never once used the term 'vocabulary', instead they talked about improving your 'word box' or some shit
Edit: I believe they actually used the term 'word bank', could still be misremembering though
Yeah tho- nowhere else would you hear *cephalopod conundrums*
my friend got banned from saying “jumpscare” in history class
The fact that AAVE words are banned bc of “gang relation” excuses really shows what kinds schools these are…
yeah those ones were just depressing tbh
Reminds me of my middle school art class, I liked the teacher for the most part but I remember her being really strict on us not drawing anything "gang related". I was asked to change a germanic typeface I had used because she thought it was "gang related" but the worst example was when my friend drew a black dude with an afro in a leisure suit and she said it was "gang related". Everyone at our table (including my black friend) laughed it off at the time but good lord!
I fucking thought the SAME thing. Glad other people are on the same page.
I was thinking that too
Yeah fr. When I saw those ones my first thoughts were that it was rooted in racism.
My teacher tried banning the word “cool” but it ended up with the whole class screaming “COOL COOL COOL”
We got ‘Caillou’ banned permanently from my elementary school art class
I had the word "giggle" banned in my class because a teacher insisted it was a racial slur. She also banned hand sanitizer and the Hobbit. Not the words, the items.
Why would you ban hand sanitizer? And a classic work of literature?
The oppression against conlangers is real…
99.9% of germs have entered the chat
@@idle_speculationShe probably bans vaccinated kids from entering the classroom
Short kids were banned?
School Slander:
The Dutch language was banned in my PE class.
I called my opponents vuile wimpermijten one too many times; it got suspicious.
dirty eyelash mites?☠
@@domieIIe They were.
geef me em clap papa
Kies mijn mooiste kant aub
ik ben mollie
I had to watch the most serious and strict teacher give an assembly saying that we now cannot say the words "Your mum"
When I was in primary school, they banned us doing the YMCA so we all banded together in the yard and did a FULL school YMCA. It was hilarious seeing teachers trying to break us apart.
Edit: Thanks for all the likes! Glad I made ya'll laugh with something stupid from my days in primary. 😂
Dear God if I could have one wish right now it'd be to go back in time and see that
@@Evening_Star6 Haha, just a good couple hundred students going around a yard, yelling YMCA at the top of their lungs whilst doing the dance 😂
Idk why the mental image of a whole school doing the YMCA is the funniest thing to me 😂
LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF. How do I switch bodies with you?
@@HunterZeGreat Not exactly something you'd wanna do, haha 😅
In 6th grade, our class got the words “big brain” banned because it was apparently insulting to other people who might not think they were smart. We just replaced it with “large cerebellum”
LOL
Lmao that's the big that does balancing and stuff
Beautiful.
it's large cerebellum time
Did that word get banned too?
One time I heard someone say "Wetting cheese smells like farts" so it got me just chanting "WETTING CHEESE SMELLS LIKE FARTS! WETTING CHEESE SMELLS LIKE FARTS! WETTING CHEESE SMELLS LIKE FARTS!" which led to the word "wetting" getting banned. 💀💀💀
Is.. is wetting even a word??
Yes, as in wetting the bed@@immagical7036
Say “watery”
My school not only had to ban tag throught the halls but also the phrase birds are not real in all verble written and email forms becouse entire clases would chant it then it changed to Elvis is alive
Love how any slang term that originates from the African American community is automatically “gang related.”
Yeah I noticed that
yeah thats uhhhh
not a good look
They racist. Right?
@@SamanthamusPrimeV28050 Yeah, pretty much.
@@decentpotatoes understood.
You know what we need? A compilation of Matt just pronouncing gibberish
I agree
YES
Amazing we need it
So just normal videos
Imma make one cause why not!!
My school banned talking about pepper spray because someone sprayed it on while on a bus once
In my friends school, she managed to get the word "monkey" banned.
I remember once a teacher banned the phrase "oh my god" because apparently it was "disrespectful to god," it wasn't even a religious school. 💀
holy shit same
I got told off for saying “what the hell” once in religious studies. My school is also non-religious
@@goldie1943 lmfao bro my friend got in trouble for saying sup but the teacher didnt care when someone used slurs
@@VeryAlert a kid in my graphic design class got kicked out for saying "what in the name of the one above all"
BRO SAME
My social studies teacher banned the word "Phone" because kids kept saying "Why is your phone out?" so much that she told us that if we said the word, we would get points taken away. We started saying "Cellular device", "Wifi-needing box", rechargeable rectangularprism", and so many other words to replace the word "Phone"
The amount of times I tried to say 'rechargeable rectangular prism' and failed is just baffling
@@chaoticghostwashere Some boy took his phone and called it 'The mini iPad with more!' Always made us laugh
You could but shouldn’t call it “cellphone”
Technically, that’s not bad, because they banned “phone” not “cellphone”, so I’ve still got a clean record.
wait is your oikawa plushie in the toilet
@@aliciam6145 No
This is one of my all-time favourite Matt Rose videos. It’s just too funny seeing the stupid words schools have banned and how students worked around it. I wish I had a story to contribute, but I don’t remember if any school I went to banned any words.
Yeah the only words that got banned at my school were Hitler and get wrecked which are kinda boring. Some of these stories are so funny
Bro, if my teacher ever banned Meow, gyatt, IT'S SO PREPPY IN HERE, and literally every gen alpha slang, I would be SO FUCKING HAPPY.
In elementary school they banned the word "Sacrifice" when we shoved kids off the play structure during groundies, to avoid this we simply chanted "SACK OF RICE"
It's like roblox players saying "sewer slide" or "soup of side" instead of "suicide"
the kids at my old school would also chant "SACK OF RICE" sometimes.
Bahahahhaha my first year in marching band we’d all chant “sack of rice” all the time, but just because it was funny, not because the real word was banned. I still do it every once in a while as an inside joke
Coincidentally my choir also chanted SACK OF RICE but it was because I yelled it out by accident, also our cult was amazing because we had a Russian girl in our class chant and actual ritual song in Russian, our choir teacher was chill about it :D
So thar was this game called "sacrificed" in which thar are three sides one the monster that was in the slide two the sacrifice which was put in the slide and three the sacrificer
So we pick the sacrificed and monster then the sacrificers pushed and the monster pulled in the slide untill they get in but it was stopped by a teacher when they found out
I had 2 teachers ban the word banana because of the magic hallway bananas. My theatre teacher also banned "shut up" which resulted in the entire class occasionally yelling "SILENCE MORTALS!" He banned the word "hell", and a bunch of kids just kept saying Michigan instead.
what magic hallway bananas??? what??????
The iconic magic hallway bananas.
Is the Hell one a reference to the town of Hell, Michigan?
@@pandalenz6534i believe it is because michigan is hell
@@kaderen8461 As someone who lives across the ocean from Michigan, has never been to Michigan, has no relation to anyone in Michigan and knows nobody in the place, and who has only been to Florida when visiting the States, I can confirm that Michigan is the visible definition of Hell.
This just proves that banning things easily backfires
The pure intellectual prowess Matt has to make an entire cohesive sentence out of completely random words is astonishing
And then the absolute power move of eating the fucking paper afterward
@@JKBisms it tastes good
"cohesive" is a strong word
@@LichenJuice Me personally? I would not let that slide.
I once tried eating paper with milk
it was good
I live in South Africa, a nation with 12 official languages, and my school banned people from speaking any language other than English because "it is excluding the other students"
They must've been like "oh yeah, those Dutch-speaking students must be teasing that little boy behind his back", when really they were probably talking about trees or some other dumb topic.
@@bluebaron6811 "tell your father to grow tenderstem brocolli, for some reason the English will pay top dollar for it"
That is like banning english in england.
@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit Nah it's more like banning Welsh, Cornish, Scots, etc. in the UK
@@ameliasteynberg5841 I would say that both are pretty similar. Banning english would mean banning the majority language and banning Welsh, Cornish, Scots, Scottish Gaelic, etc. would be more similar by meaning that you ban most languages spoken there.
When I was in in Prep, the phrase ‘Chicken Stir Fry’ was banned in my class because we wouldn’t stop saying it….i have no clue why
When he said someone’s school banned the word cat and someone got detention for telling ppl about their cat I immediately thought “omg I got a new meow meow creature.” Idek
A friend of mine once said, "Sometimes school staff are just GMod RP admins that grew up" and he couldn't be more correct about that statement.
Maybe 'grew up' isn't the right phrase. They just got older tbh
I love how collective punishment is banned under the Geneva conventions, but teachers use it all the time
Imagine being collectively punished in school and in the back of the group you just hear someone yell out
“This is against the Geneva Conventions!”
I for one support whoever is brave enough to say that
@@liblib620
Teachers: How the hell do they know what that is? We haven't taught them that.
Also teachers: What's a "the internet?"
I have a funny story relating to this
So at my old high school, my sister’s class was supposed to write what they wanted to be when they grew up on a bulletin board. Somebody wrote “I want to be a milf when I grow up” and put it on the bulletin board. Instead of quietly dealing with this, the PE teachers made a big song and dance about it resulting in my mom having to explain to my sister what a milf was. The PE teacher had everybody in the class, boys and girls, do “carpets” which is where you take a towel, put your hands on it while it’s on the ground, and just run across the gym. All because one stupid girl wants to be a milf. Safe to say that my mom was pissed that my sister was being punished for something she didn’t do. The PE teachers’ excuse still makes me laugh. They said that it was “collective responsibility”. My mom immediately called them out on their bullshit and said that it was collective punishment
Real and true
matt: "little choke"
also matt: spits out like half his drink
My teacher banned the word "diyabeetees" because it sounds familiar to "the condition when you eat too much sweets and too much sugar"
Also, my teacher banned the phrase "Skibidi Toilet" because all my classmates say "Skibidi Toilet"
Again, my classmates can't say "chicken nuggets" because all my classmates also say it. It's banned now.
Just say,”poultry meat rocks”
@@Beepbbeepimasadsheep LOL what!? I've never heard of that, but I love it!
I strongly agree with the second one! I believe that Skibidi Toilet is the worst thing on the planet (right now, at least (maybe except for the war going on right now in Russia and Ukraine)), and nothing can change my mind about it!
June's gonna be epic, please do a sequel of the text replacement pranks
Yessss
And that grandma texts one!
Hey, can you bring me some testicles for that?
YES
I second this.
On the first day on seventh grade, my science teacher told us that we weren't allowed to say the word "suck" and didn't explain why, and she even spent ten minutes having us guess the word because she didn't want to say it herself. If I remember correctly, someone guessed "shit" but the teacher was fine with that
😂
“how would you like to sh*t my balls” 💀
i was banned from pretending to be a vampire unicorn when i was in elementary school because some girl who never talked to me found it "scary"
I remember my 2nd grade class banned the word "hate", and proceeded to explain what it meant. It was a decent idea because she wanted us to all get along and for there to be a "no hate environment", only problem was that she terrible when it came to controlling any kind of bullying going on and I was a prime target. Now that I think of it, all of my bullys who would go on to torment me for the next several years of my life going into highschool were in that damn class. So my rebellious ass decided to say, in front of the whole class while we were sitting down "I HATE YOU" to this little gremlin shit called "Gavin" and the class audibly gasped. No one had said this before, but I meant it. I hated Gavin. And the teacher asked me why I said it. It's been so long that I can't remember what I said but I probably got in trouble.
That just makes it more impactful
Legend
Fuck Gavin. Dont care what he did, fuck em
Least she taught you _when_ to say you hate someone. Might have gotten in trouble, but now you know for sure you hate Gavin
Every bully victim will always be punished for being the victim because the teachers will always have a soft spot for pieces of shit like gavin,its a mistery why ALL teachers are in love with bullies and protect them
My class managed to get the words "there's no paper" banned back in middle school because we were clowning our school's comically irresponsible financial decision-making with it
The backstory is that at some point our school came out and told us and our parents that it can't afford paper (printer nor toilet) so it would be appreciated if we brought any we had to spare. To which we were like "fair enough, the school is small, isolated and underfunded, it's not that surprising" except that wasn't even the case. We found out a few weeks after when some people burst into the classroom during class and started taking measurements of the wall, and when we asked the teacher what that was about, she told us it was cause the school was planning to get a smart board installed there. We all went silent for a bit until a kid finally piped up and asked "so you can't afford paper but you can afford smart boards?" and the teacher straight up told us yes and that they were given the choice between the two, and like the responsible adults they were, they chose the smart board.
So we turned it into an inside joke within our class and even put the sentence on shirts and wore them at the end of the school year. It ended up drawing the other kids' attention (it was a bit funny since the plural of paper was misspelled, but it's hard to explain since it was a different language from english. I guess the closest english equivalent would be for example spelling it as gooses instead of geese), so we explained to them what it meant and how we found out, and by the next semester the entire school was passively aggressively clowning the teachers with that sentence. Which isn't a lot since there was about 100 students in total but clearly the teachers took it personally cause they ended up banning the words
this school of yours is going on a tight budget there- 💀
Your school in Alberta?
@@nobodythere94 its not a tight budget if they can afford a smart board
@@user-nn5jy8pe7u he said his school does not speak english, it's probably some country in europe
@@amogoose2971 ik, i was trying to be sarcastic. i probably have to work on it tho
What would be most fun, would be if someone collected all these, wrote down the words and which schools, and then sent it in to the government and some news station while demanding those words to be removed from the dictionary due to the education system wanting them banned. And then just wait for the fireworks. There’d be tv channels fighting over it, since the schools/teachers don’t acknowledge the words in the dictionary as being worthy of being used anymore.
One of my teachers banned the word “Ohio” because we kept saying it
I imagine something like uh
“Hey I’m new I just moved from Ohio-“
“DETENTION”
“what?”
@@HVY526 some kid said that she was moving to Ohio and actually got detention 🤣
My 6th grade teacher tried banning the words "emo" and "me personally, I would not take that/let that slide".
They also tried banning"racist" so kids said "racially motivated" instead.
One girl was a contortionist and her nickname was "spineless". That got banned too because it was "insulting" even though the girl loved the nickname
I fucking hate it when schools (or anyone for that matter) tries to be offended for someone
spineless is such a cool nickname wtf
if she likes the name
why not just let her keep it instead of getting offended about a thing nobody at all finds offensive
Damn me personally I wouldn't let that slide
@@lmfao6125 idk man some teachers just hate anything that sounds too edgy even when it's not.
In my language arts/creating writing class, our teacher had to ban the word “Ohio” because students started laughing every time it was brought up and she was scared it had some alternate sexual meaning 💀
Teacher: Thought of college?
Student: Ohio State
Teacher: Come see me after school.
Only in Ohio :czaszka:
ah yes, "if it's funny, it must be sexual"
How is that meme still alive!?
@persik123 it is not there just 1 person making Ohio videos and that's it(the only guy that did it good)
in primary school playing "huggy wuggy chasey" was banned bc a girl jumped of the slide and broke her ankle, which 7 year old got this girl so scared that she jumped on the metal slide????😭😭
My classmates were insanely overcompetitive; they would do literally ANYTHING to beat up their classmates in any exam or competition. Among the craziest was to start a school note mafia, but that's a story for another time.
Anyway, because of this, they LOVED to call one another "psycho" because that's frankly what they were... and the school got the word "psycho" banned from my class because it was genuinely turning into bullying. (That's not the weird part yet.) The students got around this with "sociopath" and that was also banned.
Here's the silly part now. My class, besides loving to absolutely slaughter each other, loves science, especially physics in particular. So when we "discovered" the electromagnetic spectrum, psycho/sociopath became "Your wavelength is way to short for your own good!"
The school banned the words "wavelength" "gamma ray" and "X-ray" right after this became a running gag and nearly descended into total chaos.
A student who wanted to tell her friend she was going to have braces fitted for her teeth and required a dental X-ray, nearly got herself pulled to the teachers' office
☢💀
Could you repeat that last sentence?
Imagine an oral exam on electromagnetism in these conditions
@@dudono1744 exactly! It did end up being total chaos anyway. The entropy of a closed system can only increase.
My school banned "soy sauce" because my friends and I created an organization called the Anti Soy Sauce Association (which was also banned) better known as ASSA (also banned), and soy sauce was an evil alter ego. Then there was a rival organization known as the SSIA (Soy Sauce Intelligence Agency) who worked undercover in hopes of undermining ASSA. They were also banned due to some widespread playground rivalries. Please note that this all happened in 4th grade, in which an entire class was split into the SSIA and ASSA.
That was brilliant they should’ve never banned that
@@MoonlarkSpirits Right? I mean I may be a little biased considering the fact that I made both of them.... but I thought it was hilarious. I don't know how I managed to be on both sides, but I was.
@@Lp-AAA Meanwhile my teacher allowed us to preach about dying and murder-
@@Lp-AAA, both?? Like you've made a rival for your organization by yourself? Gawd, that's really hilarious 😂
@@Lp-AAA bro was literally palpatine
My art teacher had three very reasonable rules in her classroom:
1. No blood in the art room
2. No cinnamon (because she was allergic)
And
3. No “that’s what she said” jokes.
that’s actually pretty fair
That's how you get "that's what he said" jokes.
Once we weren't allowed to say the name Abigail. Let me elaborate.
So once, I had the really dumb idea to brainwash all my friends into thinking my name is Abigail. But then, because of that, a rule was enforced "no mention of Abigail" and I had to go back to being called Pyro. But it didn't work because a few people were still affected by my brainwashing. Eventually though, everyone caught on and started calling me Pyro again.
One day, an actual Abigail joined, that looked very similar to me. And they couldn't drop the Abigail rule, so they put me in a new class. What do you think?
@@pyrofromteamfortress2 they shoulda put her in a new class (sorta changed onipion)
@@desaug why?
6:17 the peter griffin laugh HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Fun fact: I have ate things around age *9* that were not only not made to be eaten, but it’s common sense not to eat them. For example, paper, sand, rocks, cardboard, pencils, scissor blades, plastic bags, and my personal favorite, coins.
I ate a coin too once 😊 it was because my brother told me too
not a word but a teacher tried to ban drawing in school because of me. the reason being she thought my drawings were inappropriate for school. (i drew things like stick figures getting maimed)
i ignored her and continued drawing and when she tried to punish me i said "you saying it doesnt make it a rule" until one day when she dragged me to the principal who finally told her to leave me alone because banning drawing is a violation of my rights lol.
And what did she say?
@@goyangi4143 nothing she just left
W principal ngl
DAMN your principle was a godsend
Principals are either virgins or the most based lifeforms on this planet (mines a mix between, he's a good principal)
For some reason my computer science and engineering classes respectively were obsessed with saying "rat", and it got to the point where the teacher who tought both classes banned "rat", "mouse", "rodent", etc. We had to call computer mice "clicky clicky cursor movers" for the rest of the year and if we said one of the banned words the teacher threatened us with the wrath of a malevolent* Peppa Pig toy.
erm, *what kind of toy was it?*
@@oxxo183 a little plastic peppa pig figurine that he kept captive in a bird cage on his wall
this is one of the funniest things I've seen all day
Ah yes, the most powerful weapon in the universe: A small plastic Peppa Pig toy.
@@NuberCuber that’s incredibly based
My school chorus had to sing a song, and the beginning, middle, and end it said "Na na na na na!" We were banned to say it and on opening day the school accidentally played the "na na na na na audio" 💀
My old school banned the Word "Cockroach" because our english class had them everywhere, so we called them "Roach", got that banned, so then at the end of the year we went to "Beetles" Which also got banned, so we called them insects 💀
In my 4th grade class the word "Shrek" was banned as it was being used in the entirety of our short stories. To sum it all up, there were a lot of green men and swamps post-banning
Not shrek!
Nooo Shrek
As an Apollo fan, don't worry, everyone
SHROCK
Your principal is definitely "Shrexist"
Isn't Shrek a fucking short story
A teacher at my middle school banned the phrase “Are you serious right now?” And found it annoying. All the kids kept saying it because they hated the teacher.
Oh and back in 7th grade, a history teacher banned the country “Niger” to be said in his class because some kids would miss pronounce it as, well, you know.
@@AkurojiKurijanou "class, please welcome our new student. He comes from Nigeria"
"Actually its Niger"
"Did i stuttered?"
ar you serius rite neow
The word “Bing” got banned because the teacher thought that it was an alternative word for vape 💀
“Oh yes, where is my Bing? *finds vape* oh there it is!”
"my baby brother loves bin-" "DETENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"