Dumbest Things Blocked on School Computers

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2023
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  • @blapii
    @blapii 7 месяцев назад +13694

    Man I remember looking up successful and the page was blocked. Realized it was because of “succ”

    • @JackSucksAtBlocking
      @JackSucksAtBlocking 7 месяцев назад +847

      This is making me realize my school is not that strict.

    • @dontstealmycontentplease
      @dontstealmycontentplease 7 месяцев назад +514

      succ💀

    • @Vevular
      @Vevular 7 месяцев назад +220

      LMAO???

    • @SMPandanic
      @SMPandanic 7 месяцев назад +278

      ... but why the incorrect spelling of it?

    • @theofficialgamerman
      @theofficialgamerman 7 месяцев назад +66

      Matthew i know you have seen this comment soooo i would like to say i am dissatisfied with your lack of “awesome sauce” verbalized in this video 😢 😢 😢

  • @verylostdoommarauder
    @verylostdoommarauder 7 месяцев назад +4824

    The only outlandish thing that my schools IT security has done was repeatedly banning the videos that my French teacher was planning to use.

    • @thedarter
      @thedarter 7 месяцев назад +963

      Doing his duty to protect the children from the Fr*nch.

    • @sna_helptal
      @sna_helptal 7 месяцев назад +464

      i think someone in your school's IT security has something against your French teacher-

    • @ZoeFlowerson
      @ZoeFlowerson 7 месяцев назад +289

      Not the French! Too dangerous for school

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 7 месяцев назад +204

      That’s reasonable and something that should be implemented worldwide, we have to stop the French

    • @BM9K1
      @BM9K1 7 месяцев назад +16

      @@thedarter LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @PsychoSavager289
    @PsychoSavager289 7 месяцев назад +8592

    In the early 2000s, my school attempted to implement a very rudimentary learning algorithm in their website blocking program. Obviously the word "porn" was blocked, but if you typed "hardcore porn" it would then add "hardcore" to its list of banned words. The problem was this spiralled out of control very quickly, as "hardcore science" would then block the word "science", then "high school science" would then block the words "high" and "school". Needless to say, this algorithm had to be removed after just a few hours.

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 7 месяцев назад +571

      Ida: OOPS! Ai went badly

    • @asterglaceon
      @asterglaceon 7 месяцев назад

      That is the stupidest possible algorithm I’ve ever heard of, I legitimately want to know why the developers of it even slightly thought that would work, even if they had .003% of a brain cell, a troglodyte would know that wouldn’t work

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 7 месяцев назад +560

      That’s hilarious

    • @Uhhhi-ih8bb
      @Uhhhi-ih8bb 7 месяцев назад +312

      I love ingenious hackers

    • @SilverAceOfSpades
      @SilverAceOfSpades 7 месяцев назад +1182

      "hardcore porn"
      "minecraft hardcore mode"
      "mean median and mode"
      "kids at school are being mean to me"
      "how to tell if you're failing in school"
      Now you can barely search anything.

  • @LevitationMaster
    @LevitationMaster 3 месяца назад +291

    Fun fact: when the google dinosaur game came out the message if it was blocked said “fun has been blocked by administrator” before they were forced into changing it

  • @Youcancallmesummer_
    @Youcancallmesummer_ 3 месяца назад +199

    Our school tablets literally can’t save any work you’ve done. My friend wanted to have a presentation about something and the day before the tablet just deleted all her work

    • @Yushuai-lh4fd
      @Yushuai-lh4fd 2 месяца назад +8

      i dont even have anything to say, thats literally saving so much money it makes the students life worse

    • @Youcancallmesummer_
      @Youcancallmesummer_ 2 месяца назад +12

      @@Yushuai-lh4fd I KNOW, but kids took pictures so ig it was the best to do lol

    • @HitSpaceGD
      @HitSpaceGD Месяц назад +2

      In 3rd grade I got ahold of the settings app on my school iPad. Managed to apply so many settings it became impossible for me to log back in and I had to use a different one for the rest of the year 💀

    • @GirlzGirlzGirlz_
      @GirlzGirlzGirlz_ Месяц назад

      The music video for y’all want a single by Korn is blocked on the school computers

    • @Alguien644
      @Alguien644 17 дней назад

      Not even my tablet did that, we used to store games

  • @Mags_Ty
    @Mags_Ty 7 месяцев назад +2500

    My elementary school blocked the Google Snake game off all computers because there was a group of boys who would play it in class instead of doing work. However, because the snake game is built into Google itself, the school had to use an old version of Google instead.
    This version sucked. It barely worked most of the time and when it did work, it was slow and wouldn't load correctly.
    They couldn't change browsers because the whole online part of that school ran out of Google. Google Docs, Gmail, Google Classroom, etc. So everyone had to suffer this old, awful Google.
    The best part?
    The boys still found a way to play Google Snake so the entire change was for nothing.

    • @dryjones9715
      @dryjones9715 7 месяцев назад +188

      Okay, that was worth the read.

    • @chairger
      @chairger 7 месяцев назад +253

      honestly google is so based for literally having built in games on the browser

    • @sylvanticx
      @sylvanticx 7 месяцев назад +97

      Yeah my school doesn’t like people being able to play Google Solitaire or Snake or Pac-Man, but they can’t stop it for that reason.

    • @NolanHOfficial
      @NolanHOfficial 7 месяцев назад +30

      This story is better then 90% of other stories 💀😭

    • @Noteturtle90
      @Noteturtle90 7 месяцев назад +31

      We usually have dance with a cover teacher (substitute teacher for yall who call it that) on the computers, so people just play those games instead of working and get confused if the teacher tells them to work. If it's a good cover teacher they won't even care.
      Popular games include snake and flappy crus, that shitty game where you just murder flappy birds with the space bar as more and more blood splatters on the teeth of the pipe crushing them.

  • @undeadorion
    @undeadorion 3 месяца назад +42

    They hadn’t figured out blocking when I was in school. But at a job that was super strict (a call center), they’d auto-block any website that was accessed too often. This included google, the local transit system, and every single website we relied on to do our jobs. Like the site of the company we answered calls for.

    • @not-so-obvious_autism777
      @not-so-obvious_autism777 14 дней назад +2

      Lmao did your workplace ever remove the blockades or did they just go out of business? 😂😂😂

  • @Horhaywastaken
    @Horhaywastaken Месяц назад +35

    When he said "Human head bone emojiiiii!" I felt that.

  • @ccp9922
    @ccp9922 7 месяцев назад +2095

    My school got a new filter which automatically blocks websites from other countries, this is a problem when you’re trying to do research on France and the website is blocked because it’s “categorized as France”

    • @Skullair313
      @Skullair313 7 месяцев назад +713

      We need to protect our children from being exposed to France

    • @thesplatooanima8231
      @thesplatooanima8231 7 месяцев назад +337

      Wow.... they're another level of people that say "fr*nce, fr*nch"......

    • @SgtRamen69
      @SgtRamen69 7 месяцев назад

      Never trust the French

    • @amogu_
      @amogu_ 7 месяцев назад +152

      that's the only one that's justified

    • @lololollololol629
      @lololollololol629 7 месяцев назад +82

      Do you go to a school in china? lol

  • @miss.dazzle.05
    @miss.dazzle.05 7 месяцев назад +1880

    My school blocked Skyward and Canvas for a period of time. For those who don’t know, Skyward is where we check our grades and Canvas is where I am required to turn in 99.73% of my assignments.

    • @Qwozocube
      @Qwozocube 7 месяцев назад

      Our school accidentally blocked Skyward and Apex Learning for 3 HOURS before fixing it, and announcing that they messed up.
      Fun day that was.
      If you don't know, Apex Learning is the site that they have us do credit recovery work on.

    • @Tsiramix5657
      @Tsiramix5657 7 месяцев назад +30

      I got canvas too

    • @Kevinbarnaclejones.
      @Kevinbarnaclejones. 7 месяцев назад +21

      I got canvas too

    • @imstilllandon2922
      @imstilllandon2922 7 месяцев назад +17

      I got canvas too

    • @InsertCreativeusername_
      @InsertCreativeusername_ 7 месяцев назад +62

      I hate canvas

  • @Rex-be8db
    @Rex-be8db Месяц назад +27

    The kfc one actually brought me back to grade 2. It’s not banned in my school but I remember one of my friends ordering kfc to the school. WITH THE TEACHERS CREDIT CARD

    • @CraftyEliz
      @CraftyEliz 3 дня назад +1

      Give us a full story😂

    • @MrPoggerss
      @MrPoggerss День назад

      ​@@CraftyElizagreed 😂😂

  • @Fakenamelance
    @Fakenamelance Месяц назад +14

    My favorite block categories I've seen personally are: Friendship, education, collaborative work, and perhaps my personal favorite "[Students full name] please stop trying to get around the filter, we can see everything you do and at this point just check every site you visit. It's getting boring just stop." Which was applied to every site for five minutes one day.

    • @AceJackWagon885
      @AceJackWagon885 25 дней назад +2

      "You may be able to see what I do right now, but after I use LTMEAT, I will be gone like your father"
      That's funny tho

  • @Cheezbuckets
    @Cheezbuckets 7 месяцев назад +4177

    Okay, for people who didn’t go through an edgy “play the games on the PETA website” phase, let me tell you, the PETA website is absolutely blocked for a reason! My home computer had an army of parental blocks, and when my mom saw me playing the “children’s” games on that site, she was *horrified* because those cute cartoon games are nothing but gore! Calling the PETA website “mature” is more than fair lmao

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 7 месяцев назад +362

      Yeah this was the only justified one

    • @dadfixthis2998
      @dadfixthis2998 7 месяцев назад +272

      ​@@kaydwessie296Actually, in the context of school, blocking websites that exist mainly for entertainment (i.e: Coolmath Games) is actually quite logical. Gotta make sure the students pay attention to the class!

    • @IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle
      @IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle 7 месяцев назад +166

      I remember those!!! Saw RUclipsrs play it instead of actually playing it myself but I always thought they were really edgy fan games. Did not make me vegan though, so I win aha

    • @reeses_unicorn
      @reeses_unicorn 7 месяцев назад +48

      Sounds like they'd be similar to Happy Tree Friends. 😂

    • @demo2823
      @demo2823 7 месяцев назад

      ​​​@@dadfixthis2998My school's computer class existed solely to get kids comfortable with using computers. Many of us came from impoverished households without home computers (this was before smartphones, too). Once the teacher made sure we all knew how to power it on, move the mouse and double click, that was all and we were left to our own devices, no class to pay attention to. Games on computers play a huge role in getting kids comfortable and familiar with using them. My teachers installed several games on the computer for that purpose. They didn't mind us being on flash game websites either. But whenever a specific website became popular, the teachers freaked out about 'mass minded thinking' and banned it. The same way they banned physicsl trends like playing spinning tops, too.

  • @rockercaterrorencountered4924
    @rockercaterrorencountered4924 7 месяцев назад +3138

    I was cyber schooled up until high school and my parents put a ton of child protective locks on the school laptops we were given. The web browser lock had such amazing blocks as keeping me from viewing lace fabric because the word "lace" is "sexually explicit" and blocking my sibling from visiting the site "guitars exchange" because it has the word "sex" in it. My mom recently said, sincerely and with deep regret, that she hadn't blocked enough on our computers as kids and that's why we turned out the way we did. Much to both of our dismay, I laughed in her face before I realized she was being serious.
    edit: I forgot my high school also banned all social media on their wifi. By the end of the day almost everyone had a VPN on their phone and was using social media as normal. Some people also used VPNs to watch porn in class. Weird times.

    • @TheLobsterCopter5000
      @TheLobsterCopter5000 7 месяцев назад +1

      Your mum is an idiot.

    • @gingersolacemusic7590
      @gingersolacemusic7590 7 месяцев назад +797

      Can't be looking at all that guitar sex change stuff

    • @Benw8888
      @Benw8888 7 месяцев назад +100

      @@gingersolacemusic7590 underrated

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 7 месяцев назад +795

      “If only I’d been more abusive!” is so wild to me as a regret

    • @E024_
      @E024_ 7 месяцев назад +143

      The vpns carried highschool

  • @yamilikethisplsendme
    @yamilikethisplsendme 3 месяца назад +20

    This isn’t exactly a website, but my school blocked the entire local storage system in our computers, so we couldn’t save anything locally. They want us to store everything on our drive in the network, but then when a server issue comes along, all of our hard work during the lesson cannot be saved and is lost for time

    • @AceJackWagon885
      @AceJackWagon885 25 дней назад +3

      They can do that? Must be a Linux/Mac feature.

    • @virmirfan
      @virmirfan 18 дней назад

      How is that possible?

  • @renmacrae5924
    @renmacrae5924 Месяц назад +10

    I read so much Homestuck at school they had to add it to the block list manually

  • @Thefrogbread
    @Thefrogbread 7 месяцев назад +859

    My school blocked almost everything, even their own website. However, they did not block Pizza Hut. A bunch of kids ordered pizzas to the school

    • @sylvanticx
      @sylvanticx 7 месяцев назад +91

      At a school I went to they had to send out an announcement that ordering pizza for class parties during finals week was not allowed. Really sad, too, because it was banned right before my class where I was going to have a party involving snacks (many classes had already taken their finals before their official final test time slot, so many people were left with hours of doing nothing)

    • @velocityraptor2890
      @velocityraptor2890 7 месяцев назад +9

      i would probably do the exact same thing

    • @SkeletonLand368
      @SkeletonLand368 7 месяцев назад +45

      Me: Uh, hi, um… can I get.. 100000000000 boxes of pizza? Any type of pizza. Delivery location? [Blocked off for school privacy reasons]. Ok, thanks!

    • @Thefrogbread
      @Thefrogbread 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@SkeletonLand368 basically that

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 7 месяцев назад +5

      I never tried doing that so I dunno what the school's policy was on that.

  • @oujiis
    @oujiis 6 месяцев назад +661

    School blocked everything related to gambling, including "lottery," "poker," "luck," "chance," and "gamble." I was in AP Statistics. I was miserable

    • @babypiratesnapchat2
      @babypiratesnapchat2 6 месяцев назад +26

      No gambling. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!

    • @americastuff5147
      @americastuff5147 6 месяцев назад

      I remember some stupid glitch happened on my Chromebook and things look Google Docs, Gmail, and Google Classroom were categorized as “Drug Abuse”

    • @finleysgaming4076
      @finleysgaming4076 6 месяцев назад +13

      Funny that Gamble was blocked cuz I and Gambling both have “Gambl” in it

    • @TheOne_6
      @TheOne_6 4 месяца назад +3

      OH NO! sorry for you

    • @msmaiaanimatez-UTTD-
      @msmaiaanimatez-UTTD- 2 месяца назад +7

      Imagine trying to search “Chance” for a math question or something 💀

  • @ElliottMoreno-nd2hh
    @ElliottMoreno-nd2hh 18 дней назад +7

    My school is very authoritarian with their computers, if you go on a site they don’t like, instead of blocking that site they block LITERALLY everything from the computer (including their own website, the google homepage, google classroom and all that) it’s so dumb, like
    “Oh you’re playing games because you finished your work? WELL NOW YOU CANT DO YOUR WORK! HOW DO YA LIKE THAT!”

    • @hamburger7243
      @hamburger7243 12 дней назад

      My school has a similar system. It blocks EVERYTHING on your computer with a screen saying your computer was locked. It’s incredibly easy to evade by just turning your computer off and back on again so it’s actually pointless

  • @amandahugenkiss2310
    @amandahugenkiss2310 20 дней назад +5

    Most of these are examples of the “Scunthorpe problem” where access was limited for certain words because they have swear words within them, even if the words themselves are appropriate. The name originated from Scunthorpe, a British town whose inhabitants couldn’t sign up to AOL because their town name had the word “cunt” in it.

  • @KR_Kosmik
    @KR_Kosmik 7 месяцев назад +392

    This wasn't necessarily something that was blocked, but every student was flagged for searching up "suspicious things" because we were reading an article about ww2

    • @TheLobsterCopter5000
      @TheLobsterCopter5000 7 месяцев назад +79

      Do they just...not teach history at that school?

    • @KR_Kosmik
      @KR_Kosmik 7 месяцев назад +66

      @@TheLobsterCopter5000 they did. We were reading this article for class

    • @icecreamjunkie6790
      @icecreamjunkie6790 7 месяцев назад +17

      One time the dean of students asked me why I was looking up guns on my school iPad. I had no idea what he was talking about, and he said “Yeah, some website called American Eagle.” 😂

    • @soupcangaming662
      @soupcangaming662 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@icecreamjunkie6790 next he'll projectile vomit on you for looking up French history.

    • @AceJackWagon885
      @AceJackWagon885 25 дней назад +2

      Don't you know? Among Us takes place in WW2.

  • @simonteesdale9752
    @simonteesdale9752 7 месяцев назад +1081

    I had the inverse of this, where one of the teachers attempted to demonstrate a blocked site by visiting Playboy's website, and found out in front of the class that it _wasn't_ blocked.

    • @slycooper1001
      @slycooper1001 7 месяцев назад +107

      this reminds me of the time i was looking up how to build jet-packs/fan-packs and in the recommended advertisement's was websites for the purchase of sex toys
      it was kinda funny as i myself wasn't googling it and instead it was a helpful teacher that was interested in what i wanted to look up
      i don't know any other facts about it
      but i guess someone looked up that topic before and then forgot to clear the cache and then the computer went oh you were looking up nsfw stuff earlier are you still interested?
      this was back in 2007 i think?
      and both myself and the teacher both knew i was not looking up that kinda stuff before hand
      so we kinda laughed it off and i stuck it in the back of my mind
      i was the one to point the ads out and we both knew someone else had done this as she woke the computer up
      but i was like 12 and i knew it was nsfw and went if i wanted to look this up i'd use my own personal laptop and not use a unsafe school computer that would certainly be able to pinpoint the exact moment someone typed that in
      or at least someone searching it

    • @ariannasv22
      @ariannasv22 7 месяцев назад +54

      How many kids went to promptly look it up on their own devices

    • @ps1hagridoufofcharacter
      @ps1hagridoufofcharacter 7 месяцев назад +12

      that happened to me too!! from what i know she had to change jobs after that

    • @mordechajOOOOOOO
      @mordechajOOOOOOO 6 месяцев назад +7

      nakey nakey!

    • @escape209
      @escape209 6 месяцев назад +27

      A guy in my class literally opened (until a couple images began popping in) a "very bad website with kids wearing ill fitting clothing" (I guess to be edgy or something) in a full room. Not blocked, was on the regular internet. Was a lucky bastard for the teacher and everyone else to not see it. Years later, I just wonder how and WHY the hell he found out about that site.

  • @Ltdeathsquid
    @Ltdeathsquid Месяц назад +5

    Back when I was in school I used a remote desktop software to access and control my home computer to get around blocks. Kept the viewer on a usb drive and could use it from any school computer. No one was ever the wiser. Helps that I didn't abuse it too, so no teachers looking at my screen would notice anything was amiss.

  • @RealXLMaster
    @RealXLMaster 12 дней назад +4

    my secondary school blocked cool maths games for the oddest reason, apparently someone in our class found a glitch on that website to bypass the school blocking system, so he did that glitch to go to a certain hub, and when the school found out, they just blocked cool math games, but didn’t do anything to the kid that did that

  • @zoeywilliams4848
    @zoeywilliams4848 7 месяцев назад +1491

    My dad actually had some parental control restrictions on my phone. For backstory, I was looking up conditioners that didn’t contain an ingredient my hair dislikes, which is silicone. I looked up “silicone free conditioners” and it was blocked. The reason?: some breast implants are made of silicone. I didn’t even know this. My dad was afraid of me looking at boobs. I’m a girl

    • @wieldylattice3015
      @wieldylattice3015 7 месяцев назад +293

      At least he’s progressive I guess, but literally how the hell are you supposed to avoid silicone that crap is used in the manufacturing of everything I swear. And what if your kid takes an interest in computers? Silicone is one of the most important materials in computers, you just can’t block silicone

    • @me-myself-i787
      @me-myself-i787 7 месяцев назад +88

      ​@@wieldylattice3015You're confusing silicone with silicon.

    • @wieldylattice3015
      @wieldylattice3015 7 месяцев назад +207

      @@me-myself-i787 Silicone is quite literally made out of silicon, it's not a hard mistake to make bro

    • @adyatma1
      @adyatma1 7 месяцев назад +131

      that's silli

    • @FiereTheCatBoy
      @FiereTheCatBoy 7 месяцев назад +126

      If, according to your comment saying that some implants are made from silicone, and that you are a girl, it's possible that it wasn't that they wanted to avoid you looking at breasts, but rather they wanted to avoid you getting an implant in yours

  • @peteryeeterson5766
    @peteryeeterson5766 7 месяцев назад +398

    My school blocked the word “fail” because kids were looking up fail compilations, which seems fine and dandy until you realize that around 50% of the questions you’d look up in history class use it.

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 7 месяцев назад +11

      Wdym

    • @selinxroses
      @selinxroses 7 месяцев назад +12

      am I the only one who doesn’t get the realize…whatever we’re supposed to realize here?

    • @folddyy
      @folddyy 7 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@selinxrosesyou're not the only one who doesn't get it

    • @useless8695
      @useless8695 7 месяцев назад +106

      @@selinxroses
      *fail* complications (not school related)
      why did the match girls protest *fail* (history related)

    • @selinxroses
      @selinxroses 7 месяцев назад +11

      @@useless8695 ohhh that makes a lot more sense lol

  • @nuclear_atoms7186
    @nuclear_atoms7186 Месяц назад +11

    I had cookie clicker up on another tab so seeing it appear in the video made me do a double take 💀

  • @apoyouri3035
    @apoyouri3035 3 месяца назад +7

    One time I was researching incendiary weapons during elective which was just a homework help class for kids with IEPs, and I was immediately hit with the "Webpage Blocked" screen. I narrowed it down to the word napalm.
    I know that TUSD just didn't want their students committing warcrimes, but if your going to block the term napalm, at least block their searches when their friend searches up "xxx" on their computer.

    • @user-xo5wd6sg5z
      @user-xo5wd6sg5z Месяц назад +2

      you know about the famous Super Bowl Xxx incident...right? well, all searches about that Superb owl were blocked WORLDWIDE! hmmm....he maybe wanted to watch rugby.

    • @iKadaj
      @iKadaj Месяц назад +1

      i don't think "kids committing war crimes" is something to be concerned over but i do think violence/mass genocide/etc is more inappropriate than boobies, yet schools make sure kids definitely know all about war but don't want them to know where their clitoris is.

  • @kelsiedotfla
    @kelsiedotfla 7 месяцев назад +722

    the dinosaur game being blocked is more common than you think it is. the nyc department of education is so strict it won't let any public school in nyc play the dinosaur game (let alone any school, including private ones), it won't let you view a google doc outside of your school's email, and it won't let you change your profile picture

    • @kelsiedotfla
      @kelsiedotfla 7 месяцев назад +80

      forgot to mention! they blocked youtube too but not any other sns website

    • @wildintrovert7957
      @wildintrovert7957 7 месяцев назад +82

      So that's probably why we were blocked from changing our pfps after like 6-7th grade. I always thought someone just royally screwed up

    • @kelsiedotfla
      @kelsiedotfla 7 месяцев назад +61

      forgot to mention! again! my old middle school blocked gmail for a while because we kept checking it in class

    • @strebersleftforearm
      @strebersleftforearm 7 месяцев назад

      streber pfper also your schools sound like shit 😭

    • @hamburger7243
      @hamburger7243 7 месяцев назад +7

      Mine does the same exact thing!

  • @toamatoro570
    @toamatoro570 7 месяцев назад +141

    A friend of mine tried to watch an episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog junior year but the computer blocked it because it was classified as "porn".
    "Courage the Cowardly Porn Star" became an inside joke for us that year.

    • @Fuzy2K
      @Fuzy2K 7 месяцев назад

      "STUPID DOG, YOU MADE ME CUM!"

    • @user-nl3xw4gg7m
      @user-nl3xw4gg7m 7 месяцев назад +17

      Why was a cartoon about a dog getting scared by monsters categorized as porn? What the actual hell?

    • @wegner7036
      @wegner7036 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@user-nl3xw4gg7m That one episode about domestic abuse between the cat and her abusive dog boyfriend, maybe?
      It was a weird show. Could've contained literal porn at some point for all I know.

  • @luc11_
    @luc11_ 3 месяца назад +7

    meanwhile at my old school people were literally pirating movies and tv shows during break and i don’t think any of them got in trouble for it either

  • @TwiistedVR
    @TwiistedVR 3 месяца назад +5

    At my school, Scratch was blocked because you could supposedly use the code to bypass the chromebook light speed internet filter so you can go to blocked websites.

  • @geekyclaire
    @geekyclaire 7 месяцев назад +125

    My 9th grade English teacher had us use a website called Citation Machine to help us learn how to formate citations for our papers. I tried to use it once on the school computer but it was blocked, so I called him over to show him. He then proceeded to yell, out loud, the reason the site was labeled as blocked: "PORNOGRAPHIC CONTENT??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

    • @AngelStarrrjam
      @AngelStarrrjam 7 месяцев назад +23

      my school for some reason blocked like some APA formatting stuffs because it was labelled as Hacking.

    • @pandalenz6534
      @pandalenz6534 34 минуты назад

      HUH? THAT MAKES NO SeNSE

  • @WandererBasil
    @WandererBasil 7 месяцев назад +281

    my 8th grade social studies teacher somehow managed to block the entire google site. not just docs or meets or anything, but the google home page itself. if you logged into your chromebook and clicked on google it’d say “this site has been blocked by an administrator.” she couldn’t figure out how to fix it so we got like 2 free periods since my school does pretty much everything online.
    also, the reason she blocked google was because she was trying to get this one boy to stop looking at pictures of pickles during class. like, the vegetable. no clue why he was looking at pickles during social studies, and no clue how she managed to block the entirety of google but it was hilarious

    • @chinsaw2727
      @chinsaw2727 7 месяцев назад +31

      How did she have the authority to do that?

    • @poke548
      @poke548 7 месяцев назад +29

      Based and picklepilled.

    • @AwesomeYena
      @AwesomeYena 7 месяцев назад +11

      Must've been hungry. XD

    • @InsertCreativeusername_
      @InsertCreativeusername_ 7 месяцев назад +16

      The teacher won but at what cost?

    • @aceae4210
      @aceae4210 7 месяцев назад +14

      in my school, bing is blocked under the school firewall
      if I recall the reason it was that the network can't auto set safe search options at the time (not sure if it can now, an example of this thing is youtube being auto set to restricted mode on school networks and such)
      anyways, because microsoft edge is the default browser, and changing the search engine is tiny bit hidden (go to search settings, then go into a sub menu), just made most people use the google chrome pre installed instead
      (also another fun thing, they try to block extensions on the browsers, (using admin policys) but it ended up lifting it self becuase the policy it was uses got deprecated and then removed from chrome, meaning extensions don't get blocked)

  • @MezzoStrxberry
    @MezzoStrxberry Месяц назад +3

    I remember one time a kid got caught in class scrolling instagram on the school computers, so the teachers had enough and blocked EVERYTHING. Accidentally they also blocked important things like certain math websites, OPENING A NEW TAB, and other stuff like that. They fixed it so the next day we could do those things, but having a background is blocked, news websites we need for assignments is blocked, yt I need for tutorials and help is blocked, etc. I spent the whole day playing snake on the computer, because for some reason the google games weren’t blocked.

  • @wingerwc
    @wingerwc Месяц назад +2

    My school has blocked everything fun. All well known game websites, youtube, social media platforms, minecraft, steam, other games you can download, anime sites, manga sites, game wikis, etc. Most students are either playing the crappy games on scratch, or are looking for those totally not suspicious game sites that have random numbers and letters mixed together. Fun times.

  • @commenter3002
    @commenter3002 7 месяцев назад +349

    My school blocked the Children's Internet Protection Act, and then cited the Children's Internet Protection Act as the reason why.
    They also blocked government sites because they classified as "Business", and also the search query "cipa" to prevent us looking up CIPA.

    • @homemadecringeycontent6363
      @homemadecringeycontent6363 7 месяцев назад

      COPPA and CIPA are such bullshit, dude.

    • @GamingForeverEpic
      @GamingForeverEpic 7 месяцев назад +51

      Your school sounds shady

    • @SuperMarioOddity
      @SuperMarioOddity 7 месяцев назад +26

      very sus my guy

    • @wieldylattice3015
      @wieldylattice3015 7 месяцев назад +43

      Right, I’m gonna have to recommend you read some George Orwell, immediately. Start with Animal Farm (I swear they aren’t boring reads) because George Orwell often breaks down how a totalitarian government forms in his books, and what your school is doing reminds me of thag

    • @wieldylattice3015
      @wieldylattice3015 7 месяцев назад +32

      @@graydonweber9825 Bruh I'm just recommending someone else an author's work jokingly because their school is on a power trip no need to be so pretentious

  • @strangedudee
    @strangedudee 7 месяцев назад +1107

    My school has a history of weird blockings. At first almost everything was unblocked, im pretty sure some kid looked up h3nta1 once and never got found out. Then they started blocking all of the game sites (cookie clicker, cool math, etc). Then they started blocking youtube videos categorized in gaming. Then it became a toss up with a weighted dice if the website you wanted to use research on was blocked. Then they blocked the category music altogether (which is really, REALLY stupid because our school has an extremely big music program).
    Then, a few days ago, it was discovered that our school blocked youtube altogether. It doesnt come up with the same "blocked by administration" message as the rest though, the website just will keep loading forever. A good chunk of the teachers here use youtube for things from an assignment, to uploading the tests on there and putting the videos in google forms for us to answer.
    Point is, our school has actively done everything it can to stop us from learning. The system is so flawed that sometimes it randomly blocks the site we use to check our grades. Im surprised it hasnt blocked wikipedia yet

    • @ChickadeeRose
      @ChickadeeRose 7 месяцев назад +13

      PowerSchool?

    • @homemadecringeycontent6363
      @homemadecringeycontent6363 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@ChickadeeRosewhat’s that?

    • @Nefare1781
      @Nefare1781 7 месяцев назад +51

      Literally 1984 😊

    • @zoftofthedead
      @zoftofthedead 7 месяцев назад +14

      Yeah everything like that is blocked for us. Its sad.

    • @mfaizsyahmi
      @mfaizsyahmi 7 месяцев назад +57

      Your school IT department thinks they're running a Silo or what 💀💀

  • @Three-Moonwatchers
    @Three-Moonwatchers Месяц назад +2

    I remember my senior year of high school we had to do an argumentative essay and one kid kept trying to find sources on his topic but couldn’t find any so he decided to commit to the bit and do his whole paper on censorship (I was also committing to a bit because I chose to do my paper on collective punishment after something happened in class that I do NOT remember. Shoutout to the kid who told me I should write my paper on that because I’m now in college writing YET ANOTHER PAPER on collective punishment)

  • @elagnithgin
    @elagnithgin 2 месяца назад +3

    when we got our new laptops from the school there was like a week where anything that used google was block because it was a 'web browser'

  • @agent56100
    @agent56100 7 месяцев назад +941

    My high school didn’t block anything, it just sent reports to the school library about which device numbers were searching “inappropriate topics.”
    While I was working there as an assistant, some of the amazing results I saw flagged were:
    “Amethyst Crystal”
    “Tits for Tats”
    “Gerald Ford”
    “Cleverbot Sex”
    “Lapras”

  • @Knoxtx129
    @Knoxtx129 7 месяцев назад +561

    Not something my school blocked, but something very petty and dumb about my school. They didn't allow highschool students to have any facial hair due to the reasoning "it makes it easier to tell the difference between the students and teachers." Boys also weren't allowed to have hair past their shoulders because it "was distracting." A student and his mother drove to the school parking lot and shaved his head on the school grounds in a bout of malicious compliance, and the video even made it on the news.
    Tomball Memorial High School, class of '17.

    • @psy-fi64
      @psy-fi64 7 месяцев назад +16

      Wow, that's nutty.

    • @dread_nought
      @dread_nought 7 месяцев назад

      @@psy-fi64 Nutty butty.

    • @garrettwilson7795
      @garrettwilson7795 7 месяцев назад +56

      duuuuuude i live near tomball memorial. i go to a private school in the same area. same stupid ass rules there too lmao

    • @macklee8835
      @macklee8835 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@garrettwilson7795love ur profile pic

    • @AnthonyThings
      @AnthonyThings 6 месяцев назад +52

      it should be illegal for schools to have rules that forces people to change their physical appearance

  • @aeches
    @aeches 3 месяца назад +3

    My school once blocked the word "snake"
    This same system caused me to get an entire class's computers to be blocked entirely and completely unusuable all because i needed a PBS article unblocked.
    at a state level, the internet archive/wayback machine (an educational resource) is blocked for "resources"

  • @FewVidsJustComments
    @FewVidsJustComments 3 месяца назад +2

    I remember my high school blocked Minecraft, but some of the kids that were in my class found that the education version was allowed. Played that whenever I could for my last year or two of school

  • @grapeyv
    @grapeyv 7 месяцев назад +580

    Reminds me of the time when I moved in with my father at 12, got my very first iPad (no phone till 17 and a half years old) and he blocked every single website in existence except for google search results page (and ONLY google search results page), and pbs kids. This was all the way until I turned 17. Couldn’t do certain homework or project assignments that required to be finished at home, and teachers didnt listen when I told them my father refused to remove locks on my iPad, so I’d promptly receive Fs on grades, which would make my father angry. I wasn’t allowed to stay at school after hours or I’d be in trouble, this included staying for detention, which my teachers had to ask for permission to keep me after school for. So that wasn’t an option to get projects done, I’d have to do it in between classes or skip certain classes to go to the computer lab/libray and do it.
    Needless to say my childhood was miserable.

    • @velocityraptor2890
      @velocityraptor2890 7 месяцев назад +205

      your father sounds like a massive PoS

    • @KawaiiFireMoon
      @KawaiiFireMoon 7 месяцев назад +33

      Ima send hugs 🫂

    • @DantheManZ-wn6zg
      @DantheManZ-wn6zg 7 месяцев назад

      The fucking audacity of your father and the school smh

    • @senritsujumpsuit6021
      @senritsujumpsuit6021 7 месяцев назад +38

      I would have just went fuk it an just camped out somewhere see is thinking I ran away would change there mind if not a least it was a nice break from the emotion trauma

    • @LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken
      @LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken 7 месяцев назад +147

      did you ever bring the iPad into school and show them? could’ve maybe counted as ab*se that he was withholding your education, especially if he then got mad at your grades.

  • @ps1hagridoufofcharacter
    @ps1hagridoufofcharacter 7 месяцев назад +338

    we once had the opposite problem: a teacher wanted to show us that some websites are blocked and ended up accidentally showing porn to a classroom of ten year olds

  • @JoelyB2006
    @JoelyB2006 Месяц назад +2

    It was more than 5 years since I was at middle school, but on my middle school's laptops, RUclips was blocked on all of the student logins. The reason, I don't even know. Weirdly enough, the iPads don't have any restrictions and you can install RUclips from the App Store, so I did exactly that and blasted memes in the classroom!

  • @txwtw
    @txwtw 2 месяца назад +1

    My school got a new blocking system a few months ago, for some reason they block even the most harmless of searches. One of the most ridiculous things they blocked were cool math games and searching up Tim Burton. They still haven’t fixed it.

  • @Squares2
    @Squares2 7 месяцев назад +225

    The page for “obtuse angle” was blocked, even the teachers themselves don’t know why

    • @BarkingPenguin-jt3br
      @BarkingPenguin-jt3br 7 месяцев назад +44

      ...what. the. hell.

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 7 месяцев назад +42

      Based acute angle supremacists

    • @devincetee5335
      @devincetee5335 7 месяцев назад +14

      That was obtuse

    • @storm-the-wize
      @storm-the-wize 7 месяцев назад +5

      This comment is underrated

    • @sylvanticx
      @sylvanticx 7 месяцев назад +8

      Maybe because obtuse can mean stupid so they thought it used degrading language? Idk

  • @lhering
    @lhering 7 месяцев назад +2180

    As a teacher, the dedication schools show to blocking anything, that has even the most remote chance of bringing joy to students, never stops to amaze me.

    • @Crispydogs101
      @Crispydogs101 7 месяцев назад +27

      Crazy you are here.

    • @joobletmaster5000
      @joobletmaster5000 7 месяцев назад +95

      I am normally an anti-teacher man (and by that I just mean that I genuinely believe teachers and doctors are exactly the same in that they have vulnerable people in their charge whom they frequently abuse while receiving praise for doing so, and so I am equally as fed up with and weary about teachers as I am with doctors), however, I will say that I've heard a significant amount of people discussing how parenting trends and modern technology is affecting youth's attention span and ability to respect authority.
      Which...Idk man I remember it being bad when I was in school, so if it's significantly worse that so many people are discussing it now, and our schools are this deeply affected by alt right politics...man, I just wonder whether the kids are okay. On one hand I remember how necessary my phone was for me in not literally killing myself in my final years of high school, without exaggeration, and on the other hand I also remember how other students used these tools in order to disconnect from their education, their peers, and their teachers.

    • @urhooked
      @urhooked 7 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@joobletmaster5000nobody reading allat

    • @anonhere4021
      @anonhere4021 7 месяцев назад +69

      @urhooked ?? Bruh it’s two paragraphs

    • @loserchips1112
      @loserchips1112 7 месяцев назад +82

      ​@@urhookedi just did before seeing your comment so that's automatically wrong

  • @DragonslayerPS3
    @DragonslayerPS3 Месяц назад +2

    I got a detention for searching up 'Time lapse of construction project' whilst in construction the other day. It wasn't my teacher, it was the HEADTEACHER. FMLLLLL.

  • @gingergamer3270
    @gingergamer3270 3 месяца назад +3

    "we live jn a soci" took me out 😂

  • @Vengeful_Octopus
    @Vengeful_Octopus 7 месяцев назад +278

    My old school’s security system once got an inappropriate search alert because my sister looked up “Carmelite nuns”. What’s even stranger is that it’s a Catholic school.

    • @katiel7166
      @katiel7166 7 месяцев назад +1

      "I think I have a vocation" - "The hell you do"

    • @thedudeamongmengs2051
      @thedudeamongmengs2051 7 месяцев назад +1

      I wonder if it thought "nun" was a fetish term maybe. That would be pretty funny for a catholic school

  • @cyclonechaser0815
    @cyclonechaser0815 7 месяцев назад +574

    They had a heap of categories, such as:
    - News
    -Videos
    -Advertisements
    - Blogging
    - Sport
    - Harmful content
    - Social media
    - Gambling
    - Money
    - Gaming
    - homophobia
    - racism
    - unknown pages
    Got dropped because teachers began complaining because there were certain things that they had to teach off memory or all hard copy because it was all blocked.
    Edit: forgot one - streaming and music. That meant Spotify too.

    • @intergraphenic
      @intergraphenic 7 месяцев назад +33

      Unknown pages? So it's more than a blacklist, it's a whitelist?

    • @cyclonechaser0815
      @cyclonechaser0815 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@intergraphenic both

    • @zaneboatwright7181
      @zaneboatwright7181 7 месяцев назад +11

      They blocked news????

    • @lrrroftheplanetomicronpersei8
      @lrrroftheplanetomicronpersei8 7 месяцев назад

      no news is good news@@zaneboatwright7181

    • @grapeyv
      @grapeyv 7 месяцев назад +8

      What the frick kind of websites can be labeled as racism and homophobia??

  • @Soda_3105
    @Soda_3105 2 месяца назад +3

    My school banned square space because people kept buying websites for fun just to mess with the admins

  • @Icebox11
    @Icebox11 День назад +1

    The phrase “unblocked games” was banned on our computers, but of course they weren’t smart enough to ban “unblock games”

  • @wolfe_blxechannelmoved4512
    @wolfe_blxechannelmoved4512 6 месяцев назад +689

    Even though the teachers allow us to play music in class, Spotify is banned. The schools reason? “It’s social media.”

    • @petermmm42
      @petermmm42 6 месяцев назад +10

      they allow youtube?

    • @princesspixel3151
      @princesspixel3151 6 месяцев назад +40

      My high school at least allowed RUclips when I was there. The school computer though had too much restrictions… and then I got my first smartphone and used RUclips there! …Until one of my teachers suddenly decided that’s forbidden. (Could’ve told me BEFORE I opened the RUclips app?)

    • @charliesretrocomputing
      @charliesretrocomputing 6 месяцев назад +19

      My school asks people to use Spotify instead of RUclips but Spotify is blocked 💀

    • @r.asterisk
      @r.asterisk 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@princesspixel3151✔️✔️

    • @Nexalian_Gamer
      @Nexalian_Gamer 6 месяцев назад

      Mine did but they had that stupid setting forced on where only "kid-friendly" videos would show up. Not videos made for kids, but videos that weren't age-restricted or contained profanity or shit like that@@petermmm42

  • @cadensherman1983
    @cadensherman1983 7 месяцев назад +364

    So I work in IT in a school district, a pretty big one in northern VA. And holy shit. The internal workings of these whitelists/blacklists are truly mistifying. We use a dual server/client setup where certain sites are blocked on both levels (so if you somehow manage to get a VPN working it still blocks it on the device), but for whatever reason it really likes randomly blocking well traveled sites for no reason. Certain sites like RUclips have seemingly random videos filtered out; I watch RTGame a bit and only about 1/2-1/3 of his vids show up on that wifi. The weird part is, they’re still gaming content. Whatever methodology the system uses to figure out which vids to block is basically random. It’s fascinating and infuriating

    • @cadensherman1983
      @cadensherman1983 7 месяцев назад +52

      Also, most exes are banned from even downloading, much less running, so figuring out individualized installs and debug tools is a pain

    • @lycanvvole205
      @lycanvvole205 7 месяцев назад +36

      i would get so frustrated when i would need to use youtube for something and KNOWING that im getting a lot less than what im searching for, because more than half of the results were blocked. it was so annoying having our teachers manually unblock a video which they specifically assigned us to watch for a grade

    • @netmeister7941
      @netmeister7941 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@cadensherman1983 With Chromebooks, all .exe files are banned

    • @8randnewcity
      @8randnewcity 7 месяцев назад +4

      homestuck

    • @flakky55
      @flakky55 7 месяцев назад +12

      dude so many songs on YT are hidden on my school account, yet they manage to completely ignore all the extremely dark vocaloid songs- even if the songs are in english.

  • @therealilikecats
    @therealilikecats 17 дней назад +1

    1:28 The Last Kids On Earth, which was on Netflix was chosen for the movie that we would watch in lunch. Netflix was blocked, so we couldn't continue watching it

  • @-LUNA_tic
    @-LUNA_tic 3 месяца назад +3

    I honestly feel so bad for the people who have things unnecessarily blocked on their school computers, but I'm just here to say that I have a computer that my parents bought me for school, but it's ours. My parents don't know how to block websites, probably don't even know that its possible XD. So here I am, watching Matt's videos instead of doing my long overdue schoolwork. peace ✌❤

  • @vaporskies63
    @vaporskies63 7 месяцев назад +229

    My school had the words "snake" and "slope" blocked because of the games.
    It also had the word "google" blocked for three days before enough teachers complained about that idiotic idea and they unblocked it.
    If you looked up images on bing (thats the web browser the computers forced you to use) and tried to click on ANY image to make it easier to download, it would kick you out of bing entirely.
    Our IT department wasnt the brightest.

    • @tatguygeylolololo
      @tatguygeylolololo 7 месяцев назад +12

      any word that includes "pp" is blocked for me.

    • @3lectronica
      @3lectronica 7 месяцев назад

      OMG my school still does that, every time I click an image on Bing it just redirects me to Google, which imo has a way worse image searching system

    • @Lazy_.Lavender
      @Lazy_.Lavender 7 месяцев назад +7

      For my school, if you go on any website (could be innocent) that has ads (including teacher assignments) and it cycles thru 10 ads the next thing u look up gives u a 10 min ban for looking things up. Needless to say, schoolwork is hard to do...

    • @cheesycheese8451
      @cheesycheese8451 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Lazy_.Lavenderyou get banned for LOOKING THINGS UP??

    • @vaporskies63
      @vaporskies63 7 месяцев назад

      @@bokrugthewaterserpent3012 oops i meant microsoft edge, using the bing search engine, my bad!

  • @adaoncken5588
    @adaoncken5588 7 месяцев назад +282

    One time my school blocked the grading software for teachers. It was also the only place for us to see our grades. There was no way to know what your grades were for the first few months of school. Apparently it's because it started with the letter "S"

    • @dumbassgaming5513
      @dumbassgaming5513 7 месяцев назад +103

      S is also a letter in sex which is super scary I can see why they did it

    • @arandomcommenter412
      @arandomcommenter412 7 месяцев назад

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@dumbassgaming5513I think you mean “I alo a letter in ex which i uper Cary I can ee why they did it”

    • @walmart_enjoyerwalmart_e-mo4cj
      @walmart_enjoyerwalmart_e-mo4cj 7 месяцев назад +6

      @dumbassgaming513 "I can see why they did it" wdym???? just because an inappropriate word starts with S doesn't mean they were right about banning every word that started with S.

    • @holyboiamethin2790
      @holyboiamethin2790 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@walmart_enjoyerwalmart_e-mo4cjI'm pretty sure they were joking

    • @thequagestclodsire
      @thequagestclodsire 7 месяцев назад +78

      ​@@walmart_enjoyerwalmart_e-mo4cjI think they were being sarcastic.

  • @RideAlongUSA
    @RideAlongUSA 3 месяца назад +2

    I remember chrome music lab being blocked on my computer once (it was one of my hobbies btw) and I cried loudly in the bathroom for 10 minutes
    I got unblocked eventually, though, so all is well :] 👍

  • @prions_arent_cool_man
    @prions_arent_cool_man 3 месяца назад +2

    1:09
    i mean they ain’t wrong, those comics are pretty mature-

  • @that_child2292
    @that_child2292 7 месяцев назад +693

    For one of my subjects we had to design a video game box, but we weren’t allowed to google search anything because video games was a blocked subject. In the same lesson someone managed to google how to make a pipe bomb

    • @yhfhdcf
      @yhfhdcf 6 месяцев назад +105

      When the school bans something but a kid manages to get it on a watchlist:

    • @lordpillows762
      @lordpillows762 6 месяцев назад +38

      I would think this is weird, but I remenbered I had a school project once where we indeed had to research how to make a pipe bomb so I guess that's an educational enought subject

    • @PKMNResearcherSkyler
      @PKMNResearcherSkyler 6 месяцев назад +26

      For my senior year in highschool we were supposed to do a capstone project basically researching a career we wanted to do for ourselves. I had done videogame designer and the internet filters made it a lot harder than it needed to be to find sources. Really sucked because I didn't have internet at home besides a shitty hotspot

    • @user-xo5wd6sg5z
      @user-xo5wd6sg5z 5 месяцев назад +3

      STOP IT with those weird hatsune mikus that somehow are taking over youtube shorts! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

    • @fivenightsatfives
      @fivenightsatfives 5 месяцев назад +6

      WHY PIPE BOMBS BRO 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @amogu_
    @amogu_ 7 месяцев назад +353

    Coolmath Games was blocked at my high school too. Minecraft, however, was not, and I managed to download it on no less than seven school computers across four years.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 7 месяцев назад +26

      Ayy I remember playing Minecraft at school too. Still not sure how it wasn’t blocked. It probably is now, back then it wasn’t as well-known

    • @FleshWizard69420
      @FleshWizard69420 7 месяцев назад +52

      You'd be able to tell who's playing it because of the jet engine noises coming from the PC that hasn't been updated since 2004💀

    • @jatoxo
      @jatoxo 7 месяцев назад +13

      I've installed osu! on just about every computer I come across, be it several dozen school computers or display models in stores

    • @lamya.thefairy
      @lamya.thefairy 7 месяцев назад +17

      In my y7 class the school blocked Minecraft because it was 'too public' but Robloxs was fine despite also being an online game and everyone started making new Robloxs accounts for the school computers.
      The teachers never found out Robloxs was online 🤫

    • @catkoolscratchytroadto200subs
      @catkoolscratchytroadto200subs 7 месяцев назад +2

      Same! But it happened only for a week at my elementary. A year ago.

  • @just_jj1
    @just_jj1 8 дней назад +1

    Me doing an essay on birds
    Bird: Northern Cardinal
    The computer: *blocked*

  • @Twilightexe
    @Twilightexe 8 дней назад

    My school blocked grammarly for all students but told all teachers that they needed it. Our LA teacher got mad because we couldnt use it and the school’s reasoning was “it’ll make students want to cheat.”

  • @chaosempress
    @chaosempress 7 месяцев назад +349

    As a follow up maybe, random stuff you managed to get blocked on school computers.
    I got the chrome plug-ins blocked because I grabbed an official dark mode theme off it, the school’s reasoning; “you could infect the computers with a virus”. This had the unfortunate side effect of disabling the schools Adblock, meaning that there were untargeted ads everywhere (including some less than safe for school ones).

    • @virmirfan
      @virmirfan 7 месяцев назад +21

      I'm wondering now if it could be possible for doing that to cause the computer to go into a paradox, due to how it works

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 7 месяцев назад +32

      in year 9 we managed to get youtube blocked and then unblocked in year 11 because the sixth formers were able to access it and for some reason also let us use it??? we werent complaining tbh

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 7 месяцев назад

      I swear every school on Earth is staffed by brainlets.

    • @durgun8247
      @durgun8247 7 месяцев назад +46

      ads can actually present a security risk iirc, so that likely worsened security instead of tightening it

    • @pikacrafter2903
      @pikacrafter2903 7 месяцев назад +22

      I got Wattpad banned on the school wifi in my county, not for the fanfiction on it, but because I used the private messaging system to get someone to threaten my ex-boyfriend in sixth grade.

  • @mech1x
    @mech1x 6 месяцев назад +368

    my school blocked the ability to change your keyboard language to anything that isn't English.
    As someone who studies Korean in my free time, in order to write, I now have to find and copy/paste every single character.
    The Korean alphabet has 11,172 possible letter combinations 🙃

    • @stefanofeblesverastegui8869
      @stefanofeblesverastegui8869 5 месяцев назад +10

      I propose the solution to swap the timeslots you use for Korean at school with the timeslots you don't use for Korean at home.

    • @kathot_4103
      @kathot_4103 5 месяцев назад +13

      I believe you can get a digital keyboard on your screen, just click on the letters with your mouse :)

    • @DeeAfton
      @DeeAfton 5 месяцев назад

      Can't you use Google translate??

    • @mech1x
      @mech1x 5 месяцев назад

      @DeeAfton technically yes, but it's really finicky to use. I usually use the insert symbols tab on google docs and search for them there lol

    • @stefanofeblesverastegui8869
      @stefanofeblesverastegui8869 5 месяцев назад +26

      @@DeeAfton Found the monolingual

  • @commercialairliner
    @commercialairliner 2 месяца назад +3

    Blocking PETA is pretty understandable. I mean, check out their marketing.

  • @missblizzard48
    @missblizzard48 23 часа назад

    In my community college, the teacher had us use a unique bowser for tests that wouldn't run if the majority of tabs/pages from another browser were open. Unfortunately this included the tab used to OPEN THE BROWSER for the test meaning none of us could actually take the tests and started failing because of it. The teacher refused to help or offer any alternate routes like physical copies even with almost everyone coming forward with the issue and easily 90% of students dropped the class after the first test.

  • @silly.lobster
    @silly.lobster 7 месяцев назад +297

    My school blocked their own website for a month😂

    • @SeattleMarinersBoy
      @SeattleMarinersBoy 7 месяцев назад +7

      LMAO

    • @SMPandanic
      @SMPandanic 7 месяцев назад +16

      how? it's their own damn website they should know the URL for it

    • @theofficialgamerman
      @theofficialgamerman 7 месяцев назад +4

      I feel matt might see this comment soooooo i would like to be 😡 because you didnt say “awesome sauce”

    • @0creativity0
      @0creativity0 7 месяцев назад +2

      No way 😂

    • @heneedsomemilk3194
      @heneedsomemilk3194 7 месяцев назад +2

      wtf 💀💀

  • @thevillageidiotyeah
    @thevillageidiotyeah 7 месяцев назад +176

    Pinterest is blocked by my school because it's categorized as Pinterest
    Which would make sense if the school didn't have a class literally called Pinterest

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 7 месяцев назад +46

      …Why does your school have a class called Pinterest.

    • @thevillageidiotyeah
      @thevillageidiotyeah 7 месяцев назад +16

      @@NoriMori1992 it's crafts like what you would find on Pinterest, like felting and sewing

    • @thevillageidiotyeah
      @thevillageidiotyeah 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@NoriMori1992 very easy but I'm not complaining

    • @sammieegoldwand
      @sammieegoldwand 7 месяцев назад +1

      Why does your school have a class called Pinterest????

    • @thevillageidiotyeah
      @thevillageidiotyeah 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@sammieegoldwand idk but it easy so I'm happy

  • @enclavesoldier770
    @enclavesoldier770 День назад

    My school blocked the Naval Encyclopedia for being “games” when it is just an encyclopedia, whilst the Tank Encyclopedia and Aircraft Encyclopedia made by the same people is rightfully not blocked.

  • @Alfieiswar245
    @Alfieiswar245 3 месяца назад +2

    Once i was in class and i searched up google classroom , it blocked it and labelled it as "sexual content"

  • @SuperiorPosterior
    @SuperiorPosterior 7 месяцев назад +186

    The Hub (you know the one) was not blocked on my school's computers. There was one week where a shortcut to the site was added to the list of shared items that every school computers' home screen pulled from. Took the teachers three days to notice, and four to fix it, and they still didn't ban the site.
    They finally managed to ban the site by the time I was leaving school, but they accidentally funnelled their whitelist into the blacklist, meaning the school's own homework portal wasn't working at school.

    • @maxhadanidea
      @maxhadanidea 7 месяцев назад +17

      how the hell does that even happen?

    • @thepip3599
      @thepip3599 7 месяцев назад +24

      My high school’s website where teachers posted all our course materials was called “The Hub”, so at first I thought you were talking about that and I got confused.

    • @chinsaw2727
      @chinsaw2727 7 месяцев назад +21

      “I finally banned The Hub.”
      “But what did it cost you?”
      “Everything”

    • @amproliknugget
      @amproliknugget 7 месяцев назад +6

      @thepip3599 that is kinda sus ngl 💀

    • @galaxys8-ml
      @galaxys8-ml 7 месяцев назад +3

      How did it get added to all computers lol? Maybe someone hacked into it admin

  • @itzalex5258
    @itzalex5258 7 месяцев назад +224

    For some reason my school decided to block the website for Lockheed Martin for the reason of 'military content'. However, the official NATO site wasn't blocked, and neither was the US army website. Literally enlisting wasn't seen as containing any military content. I guess our IT guy had a real bone to pick with the private arms sector.

    • @homemadecringeycontent6363
      @homemadecringeycontent6363 7 месяцев назад +6

      But Lockheed Martin has such badass pics :(

    • @bootmii98
      @bootmii98 7 месяцев назад +1

      Northrop shill

    • @AngryGrape1337
      @AngryGrape1337 7 месяцев назад +1

      Maybe the IT guy works for a competitor.

    • @rm_steele
      @rm_steele 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@AngryGrape1337 must work for raytheon

  • @Fexxis_
    @Fexxis_ 3 месяца назад +1

    literally everything blocked on my schools wifi has the reason “non-compliant”

  • @314rft
    @314rft 11 дней назад

    For some reason, "Gramoly" has played over and over in my head continuously for 3 solid weeks.

  • @silverhawk4491
    @silverhawk4491 7 месяцев назад +102

    For a couple years, the school's own intranet site was blocked by default, meaning opening up a web browser would immediately give you a blocked page, because the school's site lists its own location, which is in Sussex. At this point, I'm not even sure if it got blocked because of 'sus' or 'sex', given that this happened post-Among Us.

    • @walmart_enjoyerwalmart_e-mo4cj
      @walmart_enjoyerwalmart_e-mo4cj 7 месяцев назад +15

      What about both?

    • @cheesycheese8451
      @cheesycheese8451 7 месяцев назад +7

      ok this one is the best

    • @lukewt1017
      @lukewt1017 7 месяцев назад

      maybe it was because of "sex" because thats not among us related, but thats hilarious XD

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 7 месяцев назад

      3000 IQ

    • @lukewt1017
      @lukewt1017 7 месяцев назад

      among us didn't popularize "sex", so i guess thats why. but youre S A V A G E for telling their city!!!

  • @casualcommenter7152
    @casualcommenter7152 7 месяцев назад +649

    We need more videos talking about the dictatorial authoritarianism of schools.

    • @I_Hate_YouTube.
      @I_Hate_YouTube. 7 месяцев назад +29

      Can this be categorized as a thought crime?

    • @Nonebiney
      @Nonebiney 7 месяцев назад +30

      Literally 1984

    • @dizo-jp2td
      @dizo-jp2td 7 месяцев назад +3

      God is good

    • @bellenesatan
      @bellenesatan 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@dizo-jp2tdGod is God

    • @sadking1394
      @sadking1394 7 месяцев назад +22

      @@dizo-jp2tdsatan is better

  • @AmeliaTheHedgehog06
    @AmeliaTheHedgehog06 2 месяца назад +3

    My school banned literally every game website except for cool math games-
    And soon after the game websites got blocked, it didn’t take long for people to find a ‘unblocker website’ that could bypass the bans the teacher put on the chromebooks. 💀
    I honestly don’t understand why they banned every website except cool math games. That’s literally a hotspot for games-
    (PS: do any of your schools use hapara highlights to watch your computer activity? just wondering if that was just my district-)

    • @judyradtke7433
      @judyradtke7433 Месяц назад

      Mine uses goguardian, and they can completely block you from doing anything

  • @idkcba
    @idkcba Месяц назад +1

    2:18 Same here. We all kept on pulling out the ethernet cables from our computers to play it and it got block one day. That was the day I lost my remaining faith in the UK education system

  • @julian_breuker
    @julian_breuker 7 месяцев назад +324

    My school blocks youtube but not reddit, twitch, and even 4chan

    • @iitsCarml
      @iitsCarml 7 месяцев назад +89

      Not blocking 4Chan is absurd 😭

    • @MrFourchords
      @MrFourchords 7 месяцев назад +1

      why

    • @julian_breuker
      @julian_breuker 7 месяцев назад +37

      This kid would literally use it almost every day and none of the teachers knew how vile it is

    • @MrFourchords
      @MrFourchords 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@julian_breuker okay lol I was actually saying why in a joke way like WHY WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT but the explanation is actually interesting

    • @julian_breuker
      @julian_breuker 7 месяцев назад +33

      @@MrFourchords They blocked youtube because they "didnt want kids watching videos that not everyone can see" or something like that but reddit and 4chan literally have porn so wtf

  • @elyison84
    @elyison84 7 месяцев назад +62

    My old school blocked the word "sad" and whenever I typed it in, doesn't matter where, I'd get a visitation notice, so I just typed in "emotionally distressed".
    They didn't block Reddit for some reason.

    • @stfuyoutube423
      @stfuyoutube423 7 месяцев назад +1

      your school is awful

    • @j_the_guyis_taken3409
      @j_the_guyis_taken3409 7 месяцев назад +2

      Omg basded shcool??? 😂😂😂

    • @MBZ901
      @MBZ901 7 месяцев назад +6

      "What do you mean sad, all of our students are wondrously happy!" (sponsored by Reddit)

    • @silveradoz4721
      @silveradoz4721 11 дней назад

      my school also doesn't block reddit

  • @BurningLemon1970
    @BurningLemon1970 Месяц назад

    Seeing the google docs one seriously reminded me of how my school blocks things. Obviously, a large amount of websites are blocked. For some reason, Fandom is blocked, and so is any video game or tv show wiki in existence. The screen that shows when a website is blocked is that exact screen.
    Also, on Wikipedia being a forum/blog, it kinda is the first one. There's a "talk" section on every single article. Click on it, and you read literal comments on the articles. The comments look like miniature Wikipedia pages, complete with the large title. They aren't really comments, more like annotations. You can edit someone else's one.

  • @NinaTempo
    @NinaTempo 21 час назад

    One time I was chatting with my friend about different writing systems, and we eventually got to Devanagari. He didn’t know what it looked like, so I looked it up to show him, and to my surprise, it was blocked. No other writing system was blocked. I still to this day have no idea why.

  • @DJWolfy23
    @DJWolfy23 7 месяцев назад +281

    My old school was so bad. I coded some games and released them, and I had a website for them. A teacher heard me talking about my games, and I find the next day -- my website is blocked. My own freaking tiny website is blocked and I know exactly who's responsible. I then played a game of cyber chasey with them and made 3 more websites before they finally gave up

    • @GamingForeverEpic
      @GamingForeverEpic 7 месяцев назад +29

      I wanted to show my friends my mediocre speedruns because they were playing the same game at the time, and it turns out my RUclips account is blocked by the school wtfff

    • @donpollo3154
      @donpollo3154 7 месяцев назад +42

      Damn that's actually impressive though, coding your own games just to play at school?

    • @CASA-dy4vs
      @CASA-dy4vs 7 месяцев назад

      @@donpollo3154I mean it could be exported from scratch into a website like how mountain games does it

    • @DJWolfy23
      @DJWolfy23 7 месяцев назад +37

      @@donpollo3154 I was bored, hated the school, and by that point (it was a couple weeks before I would move to my new school) the teachers new I had checked out I think. They tried to give me detentions but I pointed out that I wouldn't actually be there for them next week. They said I had to come back from orientation after school to take the detentions. I told them no. It was so good.

    • @spookyandkora
      @spookyandkora 7 месяцев назад +4

      Do the websites still exist? Send a link

  • @EndOfCenturyTyrant
    @EndOfCenturyTyrant 7 месяцев назад +269

    One time, my school blocked Kahoot and Blooket. This isn’t as weird as some others, but the problem was that many subjects depended on using them to teach us…

    • @FirestarTTR2000
      @FirestarTTR2000 7 месяцев назад +7

      Good, Kahoot desered to be blocked.

    • @aiderfool1408
      @aiderfool1408 7 месяцев назад +31

      ​@@FirestarTTR2000nah man my school blocked Blooket and not kahoot and im so sad

    • @deadmeme7030
      @deadmeme7030 7 месяцев назад +53

      @@FirestarTTR2000What did Kahoot do to you?

    • @Future_Doggo
      @Future_Doggo 7 месяцев назад +23

      I'm pretty sure you can go to hell for blocking Kahoot.

    • @danuostret1900
      @danuostret1900 7 месяцев назад +33

      ​@@FirestarTTR2000you must be a teacher that hates when students select a funny user name on Kahoot

  • @ATELPHOB1A
    @ATELPHOB1A 22 дня назад +1

    my school blocked wikipedia, the dinosaur game when you dont have internet, youtube, zoom, coolmathgames, amazon, and the dominos app.

  • @Lovemugi39
    @Lovemugi39 28 дней назад +1

    Our school administrators somehow managed to block all Google doodle games

  • @aclarke7486
    @aclarke7486 7 месяцев назад +287

    One of my schools had a web filter that blocked practically everything. It was as much a problem for the teachers as it was for anyone else. I still remember one teacher repeatedly getting more and more irritated as every single lesson plan of his got thwarted by this filter until he gave up entirely and ended class early.

    • @sylvanticx
      @sylvanticx 7 месяцев назад +48

      Not sure if I’ve ever had a teacher who hasn’t been enraged by the RUclips restrictions. They now often use their own devices on a Wi-Fi hotspot. Stuff like Amazon movies also gets blocked, leading to piracy in order to show the class educational movies.

    • @soupcangaming662
      @soupcangaming662 7 месяцев назад +27

      @@sylvanticx i guess you could say its criminal how bad the restrictions are ahaha

    • @sylvanticx
      @sylvanticx 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@soupcangaming662 lmao

    • @yourmomscrackpipe
      @yourmomscrackpipe 7 месяцев назад +5

      at my school the filters only apply to student devices, so instead sometimes teachers have to play "is this website gonna be blocked for the kids" roulette

  • @jordancambridge4106
    @jordancambridge4106 7 месяцев назад +401

    I got Cool Math for Games unblocked forever at my middle school. I proved to a district school board employee that lunar lander was a learning thing that taught critical thinking and taught kids how to do complicated math without any issues. I mostly pulled shit out of my ass but the way I said it was pure genius. I also had the person play the game and they literally took about 10 minutes of me explaining simple stuff in the game before the guy literally got the hang of it and declared they are unbanning it in all schools in my city and will keep it unbanned forever or as long as they can try to keep it unbanned and it has never been banned again. Lunar Lander makes you have to learn to control the angles of the shit and the planet and keep an eye on your fuel gage and distance gauge in order to keep playing the game and to be able to keep going as far as you can get into the game secretly teaching kids geometry and algebra while being actually fun to play. By mastering the ability of playing lunar lander you in fact master the ability to learn geometry and algebra at the same time. Its a secret training tool to actually teach children math disguised as a fun game.

    • @AtomicArtumas
      @AtomicArtumas 7 месяцев назад +61

      I mean... that's literally why it's called "cool MATH games", after all.
      It's the most frustrating part of schools banning a lot of stuff, is they often actively ban stuff that's literally educational, intended to be educational, and is way more engaging for someone younger than reading a textbook is, and then they all wonder why grades consistently drop and students hate school.
      I can 100% say I've learned more genuine skills from playing video games than I ever did in public school. ESPECIALLY math. And I'm saying this as a 30 y/o adult.
      And it's not just like, one or 2 subjects.
      Math, physics, history, language recognition, biology, design, computer science, cryptography, medical science, handicrafts, English, etc. etc. etc. etc.
      P.E. is pretty much the only thing that pre-college/university school really provides better than self-education honestly does. But even that is often pathetic compared to actually having access to an actual gym, as just running a bunch really doesn't do much for anything other than basic stamina lol.
      Like, yeah, proper higher education is still needed, but... I'll be honest, playing games with high intellectual requirements, such as games that have lua coding as a gameplay requirement, or stuff like KSP or hyper modded minecraft, as well as stuff like crusader kings, that has actual historical value, among MANY other games, will probably teach your average person WAY more about general life skills and get them using their brain more, than "memorize this and repeat it on a test next week" ever will.
      I mean... I literally have the equivalent math skills of a master's degree, despite having never taken a single advanced math class, purely because of video game damage formulas and whatnot. And I can say this with confidence, as my aunt is a math professor who just recently got her phd and I've generally been able to keep up with her.

    • @flop-00
      @flop-00 7 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@AtomicArtumasomg geoguessr, globle, and like every other world geography-related game is banned including the obscure geography wordle-isms at my school

    • @chinsaw2727
      @chinsaw2727 7 месяцев назад +16

      I played that checker game on cool math games all the time. It had a *brutal* AI when you played against the computer. I am now pretty good at checkers.

    • @veryepicgamer432
      @veryepicgamer432 7 месяцев назад +3

      you are a god

    • @ilovecakecanihaveapiece
      @ilovecakecanihaveapiece 7 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@flop-00 They banned geoguessr's stuff involving quizzes such as "Southern States and Capitals" which we were using *in class* because it was labelled as "educational games".

  • @waffledee10
    @waffledee10 23 часа назад

    the school will instantly kick me out of whatever website I'm on, if I write "unbloc" in the search bar
    but I can just search "unblocked games", and it autocorrects to "unblocked games" lol

  • @TECHN0FARMER
    @TECHN0FARMER 17 дней назад

    One of the categories for why a website was blocked at my secondary was “Education”

  • @donttakedrugsfromthugs9130
    @donttakedrugsfromthugs9130 7 месяцев назад +226

    My school blocked wattpad but they didn't block AO3, so I started reading fanfiction on A03 instead and I gotta say It was the one of the best decisions in my life. Thanks high school, guess you were good for something after all Lmao!

    • @vastowen4562
      @vastowen4562 7 месяцев назад +6

      Royal Road enjoyers rise up

    • @insomniac_at5461
      @insomniac_at5461 7 месяцев назад +39

      They did the same for me and now I just can’t read on wattpad at all because the quality of the stuff on there is so bad. Ao3 permentantly raised my fanfic standards and I will forever be grateful for that

    • @sirtopoftheworldegg
      @sirtopoftheworldegg 7 месяцев назад +4

      i still read both wattpad and ao3 but im very picky about the wattpad ones

    • @LittleBlackKittyCat
      @LittleBlackKittyCat 7 месяцев назад +6

      I read smut on AO3 at school, they have nit discovered it yet

    • @insomniac_at5461
      @insomniac_at5461 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@LittleBlackKittyCat one of my ex-friends did that, but I don’t because I’m violently asexual

  • @lilithreusch2614
    @lilithreusch2614 7 месяцев назад +162

    My old school didn't block anything ridiculous, but their blocking of one video game led to a covert blocking/unblocking war in which someone coded an unblocking software, the school banned the website, and so on and so forth.

    • @JTBJacksdeadasschannel
      @JTBJacksdeadasschannel 7 месяцев назад +15

      My school has no clue what a proxy site is so they don’t even block it. You can literally watch porn using one it’s fucking great.

    • @anondimwit
      @anondimwit 2 дня назад

      @@JTBJacksdeadasschannel why are you watching porn in school

  • @Black_rabbit1
    @Black_rabbit1 2 месяца назад +1

    My school blocked TV tropes the reason was “streaming content” and that was the only place I could go when I was done with my school work because every single time I tried to go to another site after being done with school work it would be blocked a few days later.

  • @crazychicken2005
    @crazychicken2005 9 дней назад

    My school-issued computer just blocks things I need to use as sources for research papers. Sometimes it just blocks things for no reason. I started bringing my own laptop in shortly after, and while there was still a proxy server on the other end that would block things, it was more lax on things and actually would block things for understandable reasons.