We installed the original GTA on our schools system in a way that all the kids could access it if they wanted to. We could even "co-op" on the LAN. Ah good times.
@@perhapsawhitemale8144 I mean what they think a kid couldn’t handle. When a kid sees something inappropriate they don’t think “I wish I didn’t see that” they think “I hope my parents didn’t see that”
Schoolbooks: have detailed depictions of human genitals in biology books. Teacher: "sleep" Random Girl found picture of a female brest on wikipedia. Teacher: "Ban bloogle!"
Our school didn't really have a "child friendly" search engine. So we kept looking up the sex dictionary. And the teacher was actually oké with that cause it was "educational" 😂. We had an very open minded teacher
When I was in primary 7 we were allowed to use the iPads to research something. (I forgot what we were meant to do) And these three boys were looking up *female parts*. Unfortunately the teachers had an app to check what was on the iPads screens or something so the teacher checked our screens and they all showed up on the smart board. Including the gross stuff. The boys parents got phoned to come to school and take them home immediately.
This awoke a memory! This video is 3 years old but im gonna comment anyway. One time, I searched up Momo to see what it was, and one of my friends saw it, and told the teacher. Then the teacher told the principal and a letter was distributed to all the parents warning about internet searches. So now everyone in my class has a letter in their house warning about the internet.
In seventh grade someone had the bright idea to google their full name and see what comes up. Naturally, everyone else had to try it. That’s the day I came to the traumatizing realization that I share a name with a popular porn star :D I like the new style, and that intro’s pretty great too.
reedflower101 I found out I have the same name as a side character on a British sitcom. (My real name that is, not my online pseudonym. Near as I can tell, I am the only one crazy enough to come up with this.)
Wow, I am in LOVE with your accent. You can tell me whatever story you want, I'll listen to it hahaha Memes aside, I love your style, please keep it up!!!
I actually have a similar story to this. When I was in fifth grade these kids were looking up “funny pictures of black people.” For any non american readers here, the United States has a very very dark history with racism and this was a huge no for my teacher. I wasn’t in that group of idiots but later that week the school principal came in and gave the boys, the girls got to continue recess, a powerful lecture about racism and in her words, “character harassment.” So for the rest of the year we weren’t allowed to use google.
My school bans: Cool Math Games Wikipedia Wiki Fandom Roblox Also once some kid got into google once and renamed the high school to: “Gay Nightclub for Teens” wtf Edit 9/26/20: My school made the fricking news I just want to graduate and get out of here now
Honestly during my 8th year of middle school, I was the leading student in terms of finding and testing 3rd party websites that could get around the schools safe search. I found over 100 separate sites that took RUclips videos and put them on a separate site, accessible by school iPads. I'm sage to say I left a definite mark on that school. Glad I left though, the school became very cringe in the way they dealt with kids. Oh my goodness, ptsd. I even wrote a disstrack on the school. Fire poem.
Roblox is banned in my school, but not Happy wheels. edit : i just came back to this comment a year later to relize theres 1.4k likes. thats amazing. edit2 :this comment is 2 years old wow edit3 : roblox is still banned but LUCKLY HAPPY WHEELS IS FINALLY BANNED, or it got banned like 7 months after i commented this ever.. idk why i even edited this. edit4: damn bro this comment is probably my first comment LOL
screen recorders are banned in the 4th grade ict room (where i go for ict) and every other one from the 1st - 5th grade ict room because of “privacy”. if you want a screen recorder on a school laptop then you have to install some old archive of hypercam from 1997 or 1998 or bring a usb from home with bandicam on it.
One time in my college induction day,, a classmate searched “French Cut” but accidentally put an “n” after the “u” Putting it delicately,, it didn't end well for him ":)
This reminds me of my school. The sensor thing is so bad that the teachers can rarely get into their own lessons. Kahoot is randomly banned on some of the computers. On others, random sites are banned. Bad stuff still gets through. About half of the stuff that’s banned is stuff we need, and half the stuff you do NOT want Highschoolers to have access to is available. And don’t even get me started on the internet…
@@NoobtasticRX My school is like that as well. They're not ours to keep, we can only use them until our senior year, and if we want to bring them home we need to pay an insurance fee. They never really monitored anything we did (I have a shitton of games on mine) which is probably why OP said "all ours."
I do have a story,here it goes: When i was a 11 years old kid whit not that much of knowing,i searched xxx,it was the worse thing i ever done I was traumatized.
My old school is banning everything. They banned coolmathgames, yes, but they are also banning RUclips and you need a code to access it. So glad I left, the program they are using for safe search would collect and sell data. I never brought my iPad home when I was there.
I got an encyclopedia banned from my school, because 3 out of 400 some pages were about human preproduction, and when my classmate saw it while I was plipping through pages, they stopped my page turning, and started taking notes, which brought attention to us, and so the teacher banned the book.
I was doing a project about Egypt (I did all the work btw) and my partner searched Sphinx. He spelled it wrong. Long story short many pictures of old women wearing nothing but bras and spanks appeared on the screen and everyone still talks about it to this day
So my school computer account is currently disabled, and I have no idea why... Things that could be the reason: 1. My password is "hitler" 2. I remote controlled the beamers and TV's in my school with my Phone (Infrared transmitter built in) 3. I copied my friends files until his drive was full 4. I printed 100 sheets of blank paper 5. I have a batch script called "lol.bat" in my files that opens itself, which results in an infinite amount of programms opening and crashes the computer I am not gonna try to get myself unbanned, since I did not get in trouble for any of these, but I fear that I am if I talk about it. I am gonna wait till everybody forgot what I did :D
I've done the 2nd one at school and public places too XD. One time at the doctors office I changed the imput on the tv and it went to static lmao. Thanks LG😂
I literally progammed a bypasser for Linux in my institute. I can watch orange youtube and use incognito mod and the teacher couldnt watch my screen, block it or even know if it was on. I shared it with everybody and it got viral in the institute. 2 years later, teachers still dont know about this. Im considered a god since that day.
CHIP! *we are UTTERLY HORRIFIED THAT YOU BROUGHT UP HOW GIRLS CAN PEE IN THIS VIDEO.* we were not aware that this is possible, and I will be contacting youtube to urge them to remove this *HORRIFYING and disgusting* content. Signed, Your Old School ps: good vid lol ;33
Chip was a good, innocent child. Then she saw a breast picture on Wikipedia. This sole event is what led her to ride a moped to class, join a moped gang, and snort crushed PopRocks candy while chugging CapriSun pouches. Chipflake was never the same again. So remember kids, computers are evil and you should never use the internet.
Why would a school ever ban Google? That's so stupid. That's like saying "A pedo used candy to entice kids, so we need to ban candy." Sure some f***ed up people do that, but that's not even a fraction of a percent of candy sales. So you'd be enacting a ban of something completely innocent because you saw a single isolated example of it being used for an unsavoury purpose. The logic is so bafflingly stupid I'm surprised this ever gets suggested. Yes, I concede that Safe-Search is extremely ineffective and yes. That's down to Google being lazy. Wanna know how Safe-Search on Google works for the most part? The owner of a website and domain has to tell Google if their site is NSFW or not. That's it. They're not even under any obligation to be honest about it. And of course domain owners don't want their sites to be hidden by Safe-Search so the overwhelming majority just say that it's SFW. At that point everything on the site it marked in the system as Safe-Search Friendly and will show up in Google Searches even with Safe-Search on Strict.
here is a story about my dumb fifth grade teacher!!! yay!!! This was during elementary school and the school was small, so I had most of my classes in the same classroom with the same teacher. In this story, I'll call him "Mr. Egg". Mr. Egg was teaching us something, and then gave us a worksheet to do. He told the class "Once you are finished, you can go on Zearn (an educational website) or read until everyone else finished." I finished first, so I decided to read because I hated Zearn. A few minutes go by, and the teacher takes the book out of my hands and gave me a demerit (demerit were the way that my school gave punishments). He said the reason I got in trouble was because I was doing something "off-task". I think this teacher should be taught about teaching...
Are you in 6th now cause you might be in my school actually never mind my school goes up to grade four and then we go into middle school so never mind because my school has minor/demerits before and merits and detention
No matter how safe the computers were in my school I always managed to get through the security system and proxy. Nobody was able to stop me back then :D
Some kids in one of my old classes got the teacher so mad, He banned kahoot for us, Word got around to the other teachers, So only 2 of the 7 teachers let us play kahoot for learning stuff and whatnot fun times
@@baileytrinidad9112 i hate kahoot tbh, i once was in my little reading group at school and we were doing kahoot, and i got first place and the teacher decided to do another kahoot and i kept accidentally picking the wrong answer because bad hand coordination by looking at a big screen for the colors and i ended up being i think 8th and EVERYONE cheered that i lost and i hate those people still
I got in trouble for searching up penny wise in 5th grade, because one of the boys I hated told on me while the other students were fine and made jokes.. he was a party pooper ._.
EllisYT In 5th grade, boys in my class would always do that. Since there were two sides, three computers facing the teacher, the other three facing the wall. As me, I like to just draw and waste my life on that. I always have to hear the small laughs from them on the other side. And this kept on going until the end of the year. Now in my middle school, we love to just get on our iPads, lower the brightness, lower the volumes, and be playing. Ah, good elementary times.
one time in school a teacher sent an email to a kids family about his poor performance in school. turns out, they did an oops when sending it to the correct person and everyone in the curriculum (teachers families and students) ended up receiving that email.
Our school district got Chromebooks for every student five or six years ago. I was still in elementary school at the time, and I was a very innocent and obedient child like you (still am). I wanted to have a bit of fun with it though, so one day I renamed a bunch of my bookmarks to have human names that sounded like the website, like "Theo the Thesaurus" and stuff like that. You can guess what I put for the dictionary. Not even knowing how inappropriate that was, I showed another student, and the teacher caught him laughing. My Chromebook was confiscated until the next parent-teacher conference, and my dad found out about the whole thing and taught me what the word means. Until he told me that, I legit had no idea why it got me in so much trouble.
My friend got mobile devices banned from school because she was looking at memes and as the teacher walked by one of them had "extremely inappropriate content(the "d" word)" and all mobile devices were banned from school. we had to use school laptops from then on and their safesarch was so strict it blocked anything with comments. Pop-up ad? block the website because pop-up ads for dawn dish soap are, you know, UNACCEPTABLE!!!!
Linken Keown that's retarded, its THEIR phone, not the teachers, its not like they were planning to shoot someone, its their device, they are free to search whatever they like on THEIR phone (that is probably the stupidest thing I've ever heard)
i mean, searching up ‘breast’ could be for just the study of the human body, e.g for art so if you think about it from a logical perspective it’s kinda?? excusable??
Random story time: In 4th grade our teacher was nice enough to let us play on the computer,but it was a math game.. There was an option to draw on the screen and this group of four kept laughing,so the teacher checked on them. It turned out one of them drew a “Cheeto” (Not gonna say the real word for it) Then they all got their computers taken away for a day.
One boy in my class was Opening Google and p*rn poped up the teaher was screaming "Cover your eyes,cover your eyes" and that is how we found out how babies are made.
I've managed it to make our teachers get new computers for both computer rooms. How did I do it? Well. . . The teachers LOVED it to just block the screen with a big red image telling us "locked" so we focus on them. But the lessons were so incredible boring. So I usually played the flight simulator on google earth, which somehow was more prominent then the lockdown, so I could play on. Eventually they got it fixed, but I was still bored and found out that "Hey! If you press Shift 4 times in a row quickly, it makes a beeping noise!" And so I showed that to my class. Eventually I found out that, once you got the beeping sound and accepted the function, which I still don't care looking up how it's actually called, if you press the left and right shift button in a pattern, you can make it spam out absolutely terribly. And of course I was sent to other classes during the lessons. Which was a big mistake. Soon the whole school knew about this and exploited it to bully the teacher's nerves. So they bought new computers without this function becasue they couldn't find another solution. I never got into any deeper trouble. I was only sent to other classes a few times. But no further issues.
I had to print 10,000 sheets to another school using their network saying bad things before I was never able to touch a school computer again. Tip of the iceberg.....
In fifth grade my whole class had chromebooks out and we were supposed to be making a powerpoint. Then, some kid said hey guys! Search your parents names! Something along on the lines of that. And so I did, I searched my dad's name and wasn't the same. I did not know my dad was a attempted bank robber. Nor ever seen his mugshot till then. FML
I got those little spinny chairs banned from my school from twirling around in it and i accidentally slapped a student in the of the head so yeah i could relate to this
I was just sitting intently waiting for the intro then _BAM! SUPER HYPED!!!_ Awesome video, loved everything about it! Glad your having fun making content and look forward to the next video!
the true mastery of computer rooms is opening a Wikipedia page on whatever you were supposed to be researching. Then puttting a game in the other tab and constantly switching back to the Wikipedia page at lightning speed every-time the teacher passes by. STEALTH LEVEL 100.
@@Ranstone but breasts aren't genitals, they're secondary sex characteristics. A second sex characteristic in males could be an Adam's apple or a beard. (Sry for my bad English lol)
ThatCappy why would they ban them? I live in America and they don’t ban breasts otherwise girls would be ban. They ban pictures of them because... yeah! :D
Soou .. I was Young and i just had found out how to turn off PC with different PC by simply giving the PC commands on the console. I showed it to the Boys when we had researches with Pc... After a while me and pretty much all the boys started turning Off each others PC's and later then the ones from other classmates .. Good Times
死 AmyReeper 死 same! I wasn't apart of it at all it was a few boys they were watching some gaming fortnite thing and they started swearing (I wasn't close to that computer so I was probably just playing a random game or something) the teacher heard and she freaked and then our strict principal came out and banned it for everyone xD
Back when I was a----semi-wee lad of the ripe young age of 16---and was a rebel... I purposefully sabotaged Wikipedia from my High School. Only a friend of mine knew about it and we kept it a secret to sneakily laugh amongst ourselves after I told him what I did. This was back in the day where Wikipedia was still in it's infancy and wasn't considered a credible source of information. Since, when it initially started, you didn't need to be a registered member to make edits/changes to articles. So for research papers, the school didn't allow for anyone to cite Wikipedia as a source of information, or just use it at all to research anything assignment related. However, that didn't stop people from trying to sneak it in anyways, instead of researching through the ancient method of library books, various sources when you could have a synopsis at your fingertips with the Wikipedias! So what did I do? Piss off 1000+ angsty teenagers by getting my school's IP address banned from Wikipedia, of course! =D How did I do it? Changing the Quantum Gravity Theory's article to only say "Everything is bubblegum." =w= Nope, they don't call me DevilKrin for nothing. XD
People on the school I was on: Have phones with hotspots named every nsfw word you could find in the book because ""haha, pp funny", went to weird websites, also School's anti-virus and safe search absolutely sucked and was all outdated, funny moments.
I ended up banning everything (literally EVERYTHING) Sharpie. Me and my friend both wanted to take an (erasable) marker and write our names on the gym's floor. We couldn't find a pencil, marker, or anything of the sort that wouldn't mess up the floor. One of my other friends had a bag where she kept her art supplies, and in there was a Sharpie marker. We both took turns writing our nicknames on the gym floor (also, our gym didn't have cameras like the hallways and such did). We realized too late that it was a Sharpie and it never came off the ground. We guessed later that day that the teachers found it because everyone was given a sheet of paper the next day that said Sharpies were now forbidden. good times :)
@@ExtraVirgin0liveOil update 3 years laters i’m going to graduate soon but sharpies still aren’t allowed even in the high school, they even banned them in the new building they built for the middle schoolers lmao
2:50 it’s not “one thing slipped through” so here’s what happened: I was using my computer at my house, and I was using my ✨school account✨ so I wanted to search up one of my favorite fictional characters so I could make stickers with his face on them! And of course I had SafeSearch on so I pressed the “Enter” button and I kept scrolling to find something I liked and the very last picture on my search query… was the fictional character I searched but he had no clothes on and nothing was blurred. So this proves that SafeSearch, is not safe at all.
I always disliked the SafeSearch crap, but my school board crossed the line when they blocked CoolMathGames
Ayyy lmao THOSE MONSTERS!!!!
Wat? 😬😬😬😬😬😬
One of my schools also did that. But what's even better is they also blocked Friv4School, because it's such a bad website.
Damn bro that sucks
Omg same dude! They banned it from our iPads!
Teacher: *WHAT IS THIS?!*
picture: literally just a chicken
Chipflake: *a b r e a s t*
A chicken breast
A cock
@@osmarfreitas8646 a rooster
A chick and she thicc
I get it now
at my school my friend avoided getting caught so long that he listened to a full 10 hours of shreksophone
My god
He’s a legend
All hail your friend
Someone at my school put that on the smartboard at study hall
Cool profile picture
We installed the original GTA on our schools system in a way that all the kids could access it if they wanted to. We could even "co-op" on the LAN. Ah good times.
Legend
Our teachers hate Wikipedia.
Every time we research they always scream *”AND DO NOT USE WIKIPEDIA.”*
Same
Same
That's because it can be edited by anyone, they don't trust the info being true.
Ikr
Same but I use it anyways since it's literally tHE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN FIND WHAT YOU NEED >:O
There was an “inappropriate” ad on cool math games and the entire school got banned
BluLite Animations what was the ad
Progect. I think it was one of those dating sites. Keep in mind they had to ban anything that a primary kid couldn’t handle
@@DwanAnimation
who said we couldn’t handle it?
@@perhapsawhitemale8144 I mean what they think a kid couldn’t handle. When a kid sees something inappropriate they don’t think “I wish I didn’t see that” they think “I hope my parents didn’t see that”
@@DwanAnimation Ya that's pretty much how that goes
My schools logic:
Other kid: Looks at inappropriate stuff *gets a warning*
Me: Listens to music while on task
*gets banned*
Lol kinda mine too
Basically the same
Yep
Too true
Way too True.
Chip has really came a long way since 4 years ago. The art style is definitely noticably different from the newer videos. Great job chip.
Schoolbooks: have detailed depictions of human genitals in biology books.
Teacher: "sleep"
Random Girl found picture of a female brest on wikipedia.
Teacher: "Ban bloogle!"
bloogle
Bloogle lol
Is he a girl?
@@MrDonut-ch8dr No
@@MrDonut-ch8dr their non binary
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Jmsetyawan Fps carefully, he’s a hero
You legend
Jmsetyawan Fps well👏
Wow nice
My friend and I accidentally searched up "dik dik" when spamming a laptop.... And..
I found out that Dik Dik is a type of deer LMFAO thank the lord.
Its also an Afrikaans word 'fat fat' XD
Dave Capps You are the dummy here. Afrikaans is a language!
What's a Dik dik? DEER! ;-;
Beuh
AngelWolfi and friends well it’s a Dutch word lmao-
I accidentally destroyed every single computer in my school by uploading a multiplying gile to the shared server
i dont how this dosent have more likes and replys lol
This is just plain epic
Our school didn't really have a "child friendly" search engine. So we kept looking up the sex dictionary. And the teacher was actually oké with that cause it was "educational" 😂. We had an very open minded teacher
a minute in life UM.
You had a pretty cool teacher, if I had tried that I would’ve been crucified.
That is just the best teacher I all of existence
@@roc-noK Why is this funny
They probably didn't think it was educational, they probably jusst wanted to look at breasts without getting in trouble
When I was in primary 7 we were allowed to use the iPads to research something. (I forgot what we were meant to do) And these three boys were looking up *female parts*. Unfortunately the teachers had an app to check what was on the iPads screens or something so the teacher checked our screens and they all showed up on the smart board. Including the gross stuff. The boys parents got phoned to come to school and take them home immediately.
Lmao
👁👄👁
" Female parts " 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Holy crap so those spy apps teachers use actually exist? Holy crap that could end up pretty badly in privacy invasion.
@@Matidomecqcq that's because it IS privacy invasion.
This awoke a memory! This video is 3 years old but im gonna comment anyway.
One time, I searched up Momo to see what it was, and one of my friends saw it, and told the teacher. Then the teacher told the principal and a letter was distributed to all the parents warning about internet searches.
So now everyone in my class has a letter in their house warning about the internet.
@anya boufa 8-9???
I hope it was Momo from Avatar
OH GOD I AM HAVING FLASBACKS TO SECOND GRADE. Exact same thing happened to me!
In seventh grade someone had the bright idea to google their full name and see what comes up. Naturally, everyone else had to try it. That’s the day I came to the traumatizing realization that I share a name with a popular porn star :D
I like the new style, and that intro’s pretty great too.
reedflower101
I found out I have the same name as a side character on a British sitcom. (My real name that is, not my online pseudonym. Near as I can tell, I am the only one crazy enough to come up with this.)
I'm still laughing about this omg
Same thing with me
reedflower101
I share a name with Irish Whiskey lmao
I got somebody who said that TWERKING WAS AN ART.
Wow, I am in LOVE with your accent. You can tell me whatever story you want, I'll listen to it hahaha
Memes aside, I love your style, please keep it up!!!
ITS TAH AMAAZING WAT UP
I have a British accent but im austraila xD lol
TheAMaazing are we all from the DOWN UNDER
Stroy Twin- Minecraft I have a Canadian accent and I'm Canadian XD lol
omg loved the rap battle video u did with Tim Tom
I actually have a similar story to this. When I was in fifth grade these kids were looking up “funny pictures of black people.” For any non american readers here, the United States has a very very dark history with racism and this was a huge no for my teacher. I wasn’t in that group of idiots but later that week the school principal came in and gave the boys, the girls got to continue recess, a powerful lecture about racism and in her words, “character harassment.” So for the rest of the year we weren’t allowed to use google.
Wait was it EVERY boy? Or just the ones who did bad
Every boy in the class. Only a few did it but all the boys in the class got in trouble@@-.CosmicCode.-
There is always that one kid that snitches
and its meeeeeeeeeeee
=(
Poptart x3 that one kid is always my little brother
Poptart x3 *cough* that one girl that tells everyone's secrets then they tell everyone else *cough*
If they was on tha streets they would get they asses popped
My school bans:
Cool Math Games
Wikipedia
Wiki Fandom
Roblox
Also once some kid got into google once and renamed the high school to: “Gay Nightclub for Teens” wtf
Edit 9/26/20: My school made the fricking news I just want to graduate and get out of here now
My school bans all other search engines that aren't Google
LOL
Oh shoot
WOW🤣🤣🤣
Bruh just rename school to "H.E.L.L." and *BOOM* ,done~
*looks back at child hood*
-that’s a lot of damage-
Leena Kasmi *_-memes-_*
Leena Kasmi subbed to you for slytherin
Mr. Purple thank you :3
That joke almost got you a chance to be president
Bones Cartoons *h a h a, ik*
Honestly during my 8th year of middle school, I was the leading student in terms of finding and testing 3rd party websites that could get around the schools safe search. I found over 100 separate sites that took RUclips videos and put them on a separate site, accessible by school iPads. I'm sage to say I left a definite mark on that school. Glad I left though, the school became very cringe in the way they dealt with kids. Oh my goodness, ptsd. I even wrote a disstrack on the school. Fire poem.
8 YEARS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL??????????
I ONLY HAVE 3
I FEEL SO BAD FOR UUU
@@ImAnArtistMate He prob meant that he was in the 8th grade
Roblox is banned in my school, but not Happy wheels.
edit : i just came back to this comment a year later to relize theres 1.4k likes. thats amazing.
edit2 :this comment is 2 years old wow
edit3 : roblox is still banned but LUCKLY HAPPY WHEELS IS FINALLY BANNED, or it got banned like 7 months after i commented this ever.. idk why i even edited this.
edit4: damn bro this comment is probably my first comment LOL
roblox is banned in my school too.
the only things we can do during free time is play games on brainpop
Penguh yeah, same ;-;
Mr. Bucket this might be weird but 100 % know why it’s banned
screen recorders are banned in the 4th grade ict room (where i go for ict) and every other one from the 1st - 5th grade ict room because of “privacy”. if you want a screen recorder on a school laptop then you have to install some old archive of hypercam from 1997 or 1998 or bring a usb from home with bandicam on it.
Well Roblox is banned from my COUNTRY
kid chip: typo
google: shows something mildly offensive
teacher to google: so you have chosen death.
took me a long time ro understand this
Yea cuz people don't know how to write a proper paragraph
**Teacher storms in**
*Teacher: WHAT IS THIS?!*
*Chipflake: Uhh... It’s a breast?*
Nixmhii I was wondering what she THOUGHT IT WAS.
Lol
That a ckicken
Chicken breast XD
Lol
"WHAT IS THIS"
*points at chicken*
"uh...a breast?"
Someone : Hey Chipflake what's your artstyle?
Chipflake: *YES*
you deserve a like
you deserve 91
What
@Lost Amount Wat... WAT???
@@ThiagosToons he deserves 474
One time in my college induction day,, a classmate searched “French Cut” but accidentally put an “n” after the “u”
Putting it delicately,, it didn't end well for him ":)
I died of laughter reading this comment XD
XD
OUCHHHHHH
Oop
my mouth went like this immediately: 🤭
This reminds me of my school. The sensor thing is so bad that the teachers can rarely get into their own lessons. Kahoot is randomly banned on some of the computers. On others, random sites are banned. Bad stuff still gets through. About half of the stuff that’s banned is stuff we need, and half the stuff you do NOT want Highschoolers to have access to is available. And don’t even get me started on the internet…
In my school, when I was in grade 7. We were given our own laptops that we can take home. All ours. Our school was apparently extremely rich.
Wow. Like a millionaire school?
@@NoobtasticRX My school is like that as well. They're not ours to keep, we can only use them until our senior year, and if we want to bring them home we need to pay an insurance fee. They never really monitored anything we did (I have a shitton of games on mine) which is probably why OP said "all ours."
WHERREE???
Same in Tn USA
Plot twist:the teachers can see you search history
Teacher: WHAT IS THiS?!?!?
Chipflake: a breast?
Teacher: oh alright then, carry on
Yeah
Teacher: why are you searching stuff like that?
Me: education purposes
Now thats science
*S T I L L C H I L L*
he is my dad stay away
I do have a story,here it goes:
When i was a 11 years old kid whit not that much of knowing,i searched xxx,it was the worse thing i ever done
I was traumatized.
tHaT sUrE wAs a BaD MoVie bUt NoT tHaT mUcH
DONT SEARCH IT UP
Oh SHI-
I thought it wouldn’t be that bad
I was wrong
Punctuation marks don't replace spaces!
My old school is banning everything. They banned coolmathgames, yes, but they are also banning RUclips and you need a code to access it. So glad I left, the program they are using for safe search would collect and sell data. I never brought my iPad home when I was there.
I got banned from school computers for printing 500 papers that say *Ok this is cool*
Edit: I’m not unbanned intill highschool 😂
LOL 😂
LEGEND
Madisyn Hampton ikr
That is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard... And btw we haven’t ever been allowed to print things, we always had a teacher do for us.
Cyrus Person I’m in middle school my elementary wouldn’t let us print anything
I got an encyclopedia banned from my school, because 3 out of 400 some pages were about human preproduction, and when my classmate saw it while I was plipping through pages, they stopped my page turning, and started taking notes, which brought attention to us, and so the teacher banned the book.
they could've just ripped those pages out 💀
How old were you at the time?
Ah yes, what a "normal" intro song...
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT WAS THE BEST INTRO SONG I HAVE HEARD!
I was doing a project about Egypt (I did all the work btw) and my partner searched Sphinx. He spelled it wrong.
Long story short many pictures of old women wearing nothing but bras and spanks appeared on the screen and everyone still talks about it to this day
Oh.
I got shrek banned once. Good times.
How?
Dingus Cornsquat Lel
Dingus Cornsquat your profile explains why ;-;
How?
OH, Oh, oh...😫
So my school computer account is currently disabled, and I have no idea why...
Things that could be the reason:
1. My password is "hitler"
2. I remote controlled the beamers and TV's in my school with my Phone (Infrared transmitter built in)
3. I copied my friends files until his drive was full
4. I printed 100 sheets of blank paper
5. I have a batch script called "lol.bat" in my files that opens itself, which results in an infinite amount of programms opening and crashes the computer
I am not gonna try to get myself unbanned, since I did not get in trouble for any of these, but I fear that I am if I talk about it.
I am gonna wait till everybody forgot what I did :D
You must be highly intelligent, I mean, you just made several viruses.
Hey! Stop stealing my thunder.
I've done the 2nd one at school and public places too XD. One time at the doctors office I changed the imput on the tv and it went to static lmao. Thanks LG😂
jan Rieß you know you could always ask them why they disabled it
I have done the 5th one now I need to work out how to do the 2nd
I literally progammed a bypasser for Linux in my institute. I can watch orange youtube and use incognito mod and the teacher couldnt watch my screen, block it or even know if it was on. I shared it with everybody and it got viral in the institute. 2 years later, teachers still dont know about this. Im considered a god since that day.
CHIP! *we are UTTERLY HORRIFIED THAT YOU BROUGHT UP HOW GIRLS CAN PEE IN THIS VIDEO.* we were not aware that this is possible, and I will be contacting youtube to urge them to remove this *HORRIFYING and disgusting* content.
Signed,
Your Old School
ps: good vid lol ;33
Avery Miller lmao 😂
JelliBoyYT Diss Tracks,Vlogs,and More! It’s called a joke...
Vermilion Fox
Well maybe that isn’t your kind of humor, but it’s their kind of humor so they find it funny :p
Im Asain Dude Yeah he is a furry
Hi Avery! I'm a fan of yours~ Keep up the good work!
banning google: Not reasonable.
banning you from computers: Reasonable
XD
XD
Chip was a good, innocent child. Then she saw a breast picture on Wikipedia. This sole event is what led her to ride a moped to class, join a moped gang, and snort crushed PopRocks candy while chugging CapriSun pouches. Chipflake was never the same again.
So remember kids, computers are evil and you should never use the internet.
Anai congratulations you got the joke
but.. u r, right now xD
ThatGuyWhoCantSing hahaha XD u are so funny
ThatGuyWhoCantSing oh nu
Oh you are the guy who was mentioned at 0:29 right?
Chipflake: (Searches up something inappropriate)
wait why do I hear boss music?
Teacher: (kicks down the door)
Banning Google : WTF is wrong with you teacher?!?!
Getting banned from laptop: I do it everyday
Conclusion: Use your phones kids
Why would a school ever ban Google? That's so stupid. That's like saying "A pedo used candy to entice kids, so we need to ban candy." Sure some f***ed up people do that, but that's not even a fraction of a percent of candy sales. So you'd be enacting a ban of something completely innocent because you saw a single isolated example of it being used for an unsavoury purpose. The logic is so bafflingly stupid I'm surprised this ever gets suggested. Yes, I concede that Safe-Search is extremely ineffective and yes. That's down to Google being lazy.
Wanna know how Safe-Search on Google works for the most part? The owner of a website and domain has to tell Google if their site is NSFW or not. That's it. They're not even under any obligation to be honest about it. And of course domain owners don't want their sites to be hidden by Safe-Search so the overwhelming majority just say that it's SFW. At that point everything on the site it marked in the system as Safe-Search Friendly and will show up in Google Searches even with Safe-Search on Strict.
@@GabbieTheFox Just like Gun Control.
here is a story about my dumb fifth grade teacher!!! yay!!!
This was during elementary school and the school was small, so I had most of my classes in the same classroom with the same teacher. In this story, I'll call him "Mr. Egg". Mr. Egg was teaching us something, and then gave us a worksheet to do. He told the class "Once you are finished, you can go on Zearn (an educational website) or read until everyone else finished." I finished first, so I decided to read because I hated Zearn. A few minutes go by, and the teacher takes the book out of my hands and gave me a demerit (demerit were the way that my school gave punishments). He said the reason I got in trouble was because I was doing something "off-task".
I think this teacher should be taught about teaching...
I know what Zearn is we use it at our school
Mr egg needs to crack
Are you in 6th now cause you might be in my school actually never mind my school goes up to grade four and then we go into middle school so never mind because my school has minor/demerits before and merits and detention
Zearn sucks
@@shemidreamer8701 im laughing so hard oh my god
Every website except for Typingclub, Khan Academy, and Zearn is banned from my school computer.
Protest by not doing work
@@TheT-90thatstaresintoyoursoul YES
That sucks.
@@TheT-90thatstaresintoyoursoul Better yet upload 20 viruses to the schools router so it spreads across the school
They banned Kahoot? My math teacher is constantly asking me if I want to participate in those despite me saying no every single time.
What I think of this story is 10 Bing and 3 Googles out of 19 burritos
No matter how safe the computers were in my school I always managed to get through the security system and proxy. Nobody was able to stop me back then :D
A kid in my school just ran a Virus on them... R.I.P Laptop...
Ah yes and No one knows the kid...
@@markusscheidt5327 anonymous gang
I don't think that's you being good at bypassing security, I think that's just schools generally sucking at computer security.
@@TinyDeskEngineer i do have some knowledge about computers and programs
@@Kazuto_Wildcat well, schools still suck at computer security.
Some kids in one of my old classes got the teacher so mad, He banned kahoot for us, Word got around to the other teachers, So only 2 of the 7 teachers let us play kahoot for learning stuff and whatnot
fun times
dude if my teacher banned Kahoot! i would cry
@@baileytrinidad9112 i hate kahoot tbh, i once was in my little reading group at school and we were doing kahoot, and i got first place and the teacher decided to do another kahoot and i kept accidentally picking the wrong answer because bad hand coordination by looking at a big screen for the colors and i ended up being i think 8th and EVERYONE cheered that i lost and i hate those people still
Oh.... No....
"Peecock"
oh no...
NU, PLS, DON- *runs to the bathroom*
Tristin Moss iiiiiiiiii
Roton Meah ewww
Oh for fucks sake. Don't be a prude about a natural function.
I got in trouble for searching up penny wise in 5th grade, because one of the boys I hated told on me while the other students were fine and made jokes.. he was a party pooper ._.
You're supposed to use school computers for research? I always thought they were just for playing crappy Flash games in class
iBluefire Me to!
True. I’m currently in 5th grade. That’s what it feels like. Don’t get caught by the teachers, and pass the filter on RUclips and “other websites”.
Run 2 anyone
EllisYT In 5th grade, boys in my class would always do that. Since there were two sides, three computers facing the teacher, the other three facing the wall. As me, I like to just draw and waste my life on that. I always have to hear the small laughs from them on the other side. And this kept on going until the end of the year. Now in my middle school, we love to just get on our iPads, lower the brightness, lower the volumes, and be playing. Ah, good elementary times.
Intro is so amazing! And the story was pretty funny too lol. I love the style you're going with! Keep up the great work Chip!
one time in school a teacher sent an email to a kids family about his poor performance in school. turns out, they did an oops when sending it to the correct person and everyone in the curriculum (teachers families and students) ended up receiving that email.
"What is this?"
"A breast" OwO
I'm laughing so hard rn
Meh TO XDDDDDDD
UMMM CHICKEN?????
Chicken breast heh
Chicken breast... Yummy..... 😋🐔
Craze Yt XD Same
Our school district got Chromebooks for every student five or six years ago. I was still in elementary school at the time, and I was a very innocent and obedient child like you (still am). I wanted to have a bit of fun with it though, so one day I renamed a bunch of my bookmarks to have human names that sounded like the website, like "Theo the Thesaurus" and stuff like that. You can guess what I put for the dictionary. Not even knowing how inappropriate that was, I showed another student, and the teacher caught him laughing. My Chromebook was confiscated until the next parent-teacher conference, and my dad found out about the whole thing and taught me what the word means. Until he told me that, I legit had no idea why it got me in so much trouble.
What were the rest of the names?
I don't remember now, but I think he had us bookmark a Remember the Alamo website which I named Alan.
You suck dic
tionary
Mentos Cubing But Dick is a name?
Shuriken
Correct.
His teachers: EEEEEEEEEE
my teachers: Meh
My teachers when I wear a hoodie: EEEEEEEEE
teacher when bully is beating the shit out of a kid: Meh
teacher when the quiet kid punches the bully once:
*_R E E E E E E E_*
r e l a t a b l e
You know the EA Sports E meme?
My school has hoodies on it's uniform lol
Chip is a they just sayin:)
somebody in my class searched up the middle finger
“I’m researching hands”
AHH THE INTRO IS EVERYTHING AHHHH ITS AMAZING
My friend got mobile devices banned from school because she was looking at memes and as the teacher walked by one of them had "extremely inappropriate content(the "d" word)" and all mobile devices were banned from school. we had to use school laptops from then on and their safesarch was so strict it blocked anything with comments. Pop-up ad? block the website because pop-up ads for dawn dish soap are, you know, UNACCEPTABLE!!!!
LOL maybe because dawn dish soap is a d word too 😂
Linken Keown that's retarded, its THEIR phone, not the teachers, its not like they were planning to shoot someone, its their device, they are free to search whatever they like on THEIR phone (that is probably the stupidest thing I've ever heard)
Linken Keown moo THE MEMES ARE DANGEROUS REEEEEE
i mean, searching up ‘breast’ could be for just the study of the human body, e.g for art so if you think about it from a logical perspective it’s kinda?? excusable??
artiicuno
It was telling about how girls can pee standing up, I don’t think that’s real biology research.
artiicuno it could also be like an animal thing like maybe searching for a chicken breast or a cow breast
artiicuno ye
artiicuno Also, chicken breast
artiicuno or chicken 🤣
Random story time:
In 4th grade our teacher was nice enough to let us play on the computer,but it was a math game..
There was an option to draw on the screen and this group of four kept laughing,so the teacher checked on them.
It turned out one of them drew a “Cheeto”
(Not gonna say the real word for it)
Then they all got their computers taken away for a day.
One boy in my class was
Opening Google and p*rn poped up the teaher was screaming "Cover your eyes,cover your eyes" and that is how we found out how babies are made.
I've managed it to make our teachers get new computers for both computer rooms.
How did I do it? Well. . . The teachers LOVED it to just block the screen with a big red image telling us "locked" so we focus on them. But the lessons were so incredible boring. So I usually played the flight simulator on google earth, which somehow was more prominent then the lockdown, so I could play on. Eventually they got it fixed, but I was still bored and found out that "Hey! If you press Shift 4 times in a row quickly, it makes a beeping noise!" And so I showed that to my class. Eventually I found out that, once you got the beeping sound and accepted the function, which I still don't care looking up how it's actually called, if you press the left and right shift button in a pattern, you can make it spam out absolutely terribly. And of course I was sent to other classes during the lessons. Which was a big mistake. Soon the whole school knew about this and exploited it to bully the teacher's nerves. So they bought new computers without this function becasue they couldn't find another solution. I never got into any deeper trouble. I was only sent to other classes a few times. But no further issues.
I remember the blocks! Once as a prank the block screen was a Jeff the Killer screen from the fake Minecraft site people were obsessed with
That sounds cool!
So you basically started an uprising against these locks xD
Well played!
R u a furry
"Sticky Keys"
For some reason I find it adorable how you say "What? That's not what I searched for!" at 2:33
Same.
True
Moonfire121 same
Same!!!
emaS
I had to print 10,000 sheets to another school using their network saying bad things before I was never able to touch a school computer again. Tip of the iceberg.....
Research in the computer room? Ahhh heck yes! Those were the days :D
actually, where I come from, we still do XD....sometimes...rarely...
Tank Bank what do you mean? Kids still do research on computers.
Catz&Dogz4life But do you have a room made for just computers in your school?
Yesh
For elementary peeps
Tank Bank hai
In fifth grade my whole class had chromebooks out and we were supposed to be making a powerpoint. Then, some kid said hey guys! Search your parents names! Something along on the lines of that. And so I did, I searched my dad's name and wasn't the same.
I did not know my dad was a attempted bank robber. Nor ever seen his mugshot till then.
FML
Fanfiction Is my Addiction your profile pic made me crack my phone screen by trying to punch a fly
Oh god...
Fanfiction Is my Addiction Any proof that he is an attempted bank robber like is it on the new? Also did the kid got in trouble because of that?
Matthew Williams//Canada
If it was on your phone then it would be smaller than the average fly. Either you’re stupid, or you’re lying.
Matthew Williams//Canada r/thathappened
I got those little spinny chairs banned from my school from twirling around in it and i accidentally slapped a student in the of the head so yeah i could relate to this
I was just sitting intently waiting for the intro then _BAM! SUPER HYPED!!!_
Awesome video, loved everything about it! Glad your having fun making content and look forward to the next video!
Skiboy same
The moment I saw it on Twitter my hype for his video became super immense
he copy planet dolans intro xd time for you to end it ;)
Skiboy The only thing I don't like about this animation is when you switch expressions there is a lurr and it irritates my eyes
Teacher: What is this?
ChipFlake: A breast.
Nice answear lol
Hahaha Chip is very wrong it was a Chicken
the true mastery of computer rooms is opening a Wikipedia page on whatever you were supposed to be researching.
Then puttting a game in the other tab and constantly switching back to the Wikipedia page at lightning speed every-time the teacher passes by. STEALTH LEVEL 100.
Frostadoodl
this is so me lol
LMAO SAME I DID IT TODAY
try alt tab
omg i use that!!!lol switches tab realy fast right?
I always have SafeSearch enabled but still there's these innocent websites that redirect you to "Hot singles in your area"
This happened to me twice
Breasts are a normal thing like wth. THEY ARE PART OF LIFE PEEPS.
True, but it's the same as showing a picture of male genitals.
Part of life, but can be offensive.
@@Ranstone I wouldn't say offensive, inappropriate maybe?
@@Ranstone but breasts aren't genitals, they're secondary sex characteristics. A second sex characteristic in males could be an Adam's apple or a beard.
(Sry for my bad English lol)
Ya every girl has them even me
ThatCappy why would they ban them? I live in America and they don’t ban breasts otherwise girls would be ban. They ban pictures of them because... yeah! :D
Kid unplugs school computer
RUclipsr:
THIS ONE KID BROKE THE INTERNET(Storytime)(Not Clickbait)
I ALMOST DIED (GONE WRONG) (SHE DID WHAT?)
ONE KID BROKE A 2K SCHOOL COMPUTER
I CANNOT BELIEVE MY FRIEND DID T H I S TO THE SCHOOL COMPUTER⁉ SPARKS EVERYWHERE 😱😱ALMOST DIED
kid breaks 200K school computer.... (WATCH UNTIL THE END)
Soou .. I was Young and i just had found out how to turn off PC with different PC by simply giving the PC commands on the console.
I showed it to the Boys when we had researches with Pc...
After a while me and pretty much all the boys started turning Off each others PC's and later then the ones from other classmates .. Good Times
yeah i also know about that lol
It’s really cool to see how much your art style has progressed in these years! Also, your new voice sounds great for you.
We have RUclips banned at our school.........
AmyReeper we have paper airplanes and fortnite banned in our art class
For some dumb reason we DONT have RUclips banned
Btw the teachers will KILL if they find out kids go on RUclips. I don’t go on but a lot of kids do.
@@_dark_matter_ same
What is alternative to RUclips in you're school
死 AmyReeper 死 same! I wasn't apart of it at all it was a few boys
they were watching some gaming fortnite thing and they started swearing (I wasn't close to that computer so I was probably just playing a random game or something) the teacher heard and she freaked and then our strict principal came out and banned it for everyone xD
i literally told my friends to shush and stop what we were doing so we could watch this XD
Oooh, I love the art style! Great video, looking forward to the next one.
North Korea : *bans everything*
Some random school in England : hold my beer
i once browsed a .kp website
It's the DPRK Geographical domain
Everybody gangsta till chip looks up 'breast' on the school laptop
Back when I was a----semi-wee lad of the ripe young age of 16---and was a rebel... I purposefully sabotaged Wikipedia from my High School. Only a friend of mine knew about it and we kept it a secret to sneakily laugh amongst ourselves after I told him what I did. This was back in the day where Wikipedia was still in it's infancy and wasn't considered a credible source of information. Since, when it initially started, you didn't need to be a registered member to make edits/changes to articles. So for research papers, the school didn't allow for anyone to cite Wikipedia as a source of information, or just use it at all to research anything assignment related. However, that didn't stop people from trying to sneak it in anyways, instead of researching through the ancient method of library books, various sources when you could have a synopsis at your fingertips with the Wikipedias!
So what did I do? Piss off 1000+ angsty teenagers by getting my school's IP address banned from Wikipedia, of course! =D How did I do it? Changing the Quantum Gravity Theory's article to only say "Everything is bubblegum." =w=
Nope, they don't call me DevilKrin for nothing. XD
♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
An absolute genius xD
lol
“Everything is bubblegum” lmao
What a frickin legend!
I got Google Fued banned for my whole district lol
Bill Cipher how
Solarstar124 I was playing it when my teacher caught me at the worst time ( when there was naughty words*)
Bill Cipher? I swear he was defeated
Im not suprised. Google feud can be innapropriate.
AlphaCat also the kid safe version too
My brother got Wikipedia removed from school I think lol
I tried to spell insects but I spelt it insex
Lol
Mr. GoldenDiglett oof
I tried to speel organism and spelt orgasm, I also tried to spell condemn but spelt condom... Idk about that
Great job!👍👍😁😁 Now your teacher thinks you watch porn!
@@donuted_ace Man thats porn
This is a perfect example of unreasonable teachers
UltimatePower Exactly. The teachers at my school are assholes too.
UltimatePower Cagney carnation is greatest boss
UltimatePower ikr
Too true
My two friends and I got changing the school iPad wallpapers banned for every grade. Suffice to say we were not innocent.
I watched this video like two months after it came out....
AND I'M BACK!!
Andrew w lol
People on the school I was on: Have phones with hotspots named every nsfw word you could find in the book because ""haha, pp funny", went to weird websites, also School's anti-virus and safe search absolutely sucked and was all outdated, funny moments.
My high school let's you use wikipidia and has no restrictions so I made the discovery that hentai is findable using school issues chromebooks
@@an-2253 watch out for the one offended kid
@@Elias_Harrison who It was in quarantine
@@an-2253 oh then you good, just don't screen share
@@Elias_Harrison yeah that hasn't happened yet
I ended up banning everything (literally EVERYTHING) Sharpie.
Me and my friend both wanted to take an (erasable) marker and write our names on the gym's floor. We couldn't find a pencil, marker, or anything of the sort that wouldn't mess up the floor. One of my other friends had a bag where she kept her art supplies, and in there was a Sharpie marker. We both took turns writing our nicknames on the gym floor (also, our gym didn't have cameras like the hallways and such did). We realized too late that it was a Sharpie and it never came off the ground. We guessed later that day that the teachers found it because everyone was given a sheet of paper the next day that said Sharpies were now forbidden.
good times :)
Your now a legend of that school.
@@ExtraVirgin0liveOil update 3 years laters i’m going to graduate soon but sharpies still aren’t allowed even in the high school, they even banned them in the new building they built for the middle schoolers lmao
LMAO WHY WOULD YOU SEARCH THAT THE TEACHER WILL SEE 😂😂😂
and I understand how u feel with the "always telling on you" kid, those people are SO ANNOYING
I love the new animations! Your videos always seem to amazing me, great job you pure innocent bean :)
Thank you my dude
ZyyeXD oh, hi Zyye
ZyyeXD Agreed!
“Uh.... a breast” 😂
Tails Styles 😂😂😂
my two friends got banned from walking people to the office because they left me behind ;_;
iiLeanaiixx MSP great friends
;-;
2:50 it’s not “one thing slipped through” so here’s what happened: I was using my computer at my house, and I was using my ✨school account✨ so I wanted to search up one of my favorite fictional characters so I could make stickers with his face on them! And of course I had SafeSearch on so I pressed the “Enter” button and I kept scrolling to find something I liked and the very last picture on my search query… was the fictional character I searched but he had no clothes on and nothing was blurred. So this proves that SafeSearch, is not safe at all.
Thank you google for recommending me ACTUALLY good content.
Fam please don't spam replies...
“Good”?..... this is terrible lol...
Did you get plastic surgery or something?
maybe
Kylie got competition
Wow, you really are everywhere. But then again, so am I.
YOUR EVERYWHERE
So I guess u have good taste XD
Spicee draws
There was a kid in my middle school who played porn on full volume without headphones and didn't understand what the problem was.
HOLY CAESARS JUMPING CATFISH!
YIKES I CAN IMAGINE WHAT HAPPONED