Shane Dawson Conspiracies Make Me Mad
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"how is this legal" is giving "how dare these poor plebs eat the same food as me for less money" energy
He's so out of touch it's crazy
i think it meant “how dare companies take more money off of me than they can” and that makes sense
@@zhebebeDeveloping a product is a lot harder than just copying one and cutting cost it makes sense they cost more
@@zhebebeit's not a conspiracy, he's just stupid
To be fair - and I hate to do it when it comes to Shane - at least in the way the video is edited he seems to be talking specifically about the animal crackers that are literally using the same shapes as the original brand. Usually generics won't go that far and I wouldn't be surprise if Trader Joe's got in trouble for it.
How is someone so out of touch that they are so completely shocked by the existence of off-brand products
especially cuz he loves reminding everyone he grew up poor
@@mi1kguts and loves playing pretend-poor-person
@@pinkfeet518 omg guys i'm so poor living in my mcmanshion with my millions of youtube monies
it's one banana, ryland, how much could it cost, ten dollars??
Let's not forget that apparently carrying your groceries in the rain is humbling
my favorite part is he didnt dare step foot into a walmart to get the animal crackers, he had to order them from amazon
and made a fuss when he opened the package like it was the most exciting thing to ever exist 😂
Who tf cares where someone got their animals crackers from? Everyone throws a fuss over anything they can think of. Bunch of children.
He goes into a Walmart later in the video so I think he would dare 😂
@@abbie-_-7476 he wouldnt dare go in twice though
@@funnyfish9360 he was excited to go to an ALDIs in the same episode 💯
I genuinely wish I was as stupid as Shane. Imagine living a life where even the smallest most innocuous things can blow your mind. Life would be one hell of an adventure.
oh man I wish I was alone for like the first escalator and stuff like that, it'd be so cool
And rich.. Ahh.. How has he not gone broke though?
Yeah but then you'd have something in common with Shane Dawson :(
Just imagine
"HOLY SHIT THE SUN DID THAT THING AGAIN WHEN IT COMES BACK UP 🤯🤯🤯"
@@Macky2Tackythat would be so fun lol
But imagine how you're gunna feel when the sun is going down :
The fact that he's treating generic foods like this just proves to me that he was never as poor as he claimed
acting like aldi was the backrooms 😭
@@skinkwrap i feel like even middle class people can relate to their mom telling them to “get the store brand, it’s the same thing just cheaper” . and then ur like, mom but the name brand has spongebob on it !?
@@maryalicefike4704 exactly 😮
@@maryalicefike4704 absolutely me as a child haha
LITERALLY!!!
Could you imagine coming in to Aldi to do your weekly shopping, only to find Shane Dawson and his friends freaking out over generic cereals?
i'd report them to management for being rowdy and filming people without permission
They would have to take ME out of the store because I would aggresivly explain very basic concepts to that adult man against his will. I've seen his stupid conspiracy videos I deserve the catharsis.
If I’m not misremembering I think someone did see him and film him discreetly and uploaded it on TikTok. The video ends abruptly when Shane makes eye contact with the camera 😂😂
“Omg It’s a RUclipsr! Ahh what shall we do?!” Is that how y’all’s view these people? wtf 💀😭😂😂😂🤦🏽♀️💁🏽♀️
😂😂😂😂
shane dawson thinks it should be illegal to have access to cheaper versions of a product?? does he not see how insane that is to say :')
Yeah... We really need to add "found out the poors were allowed to eat the same food as him and had an hour long freakout that they weren't being jailed for it" to his list
Uh yeah. It really seems like he's mad that the peasants can shop at the same trader Joe's as him lol
I think its pretty obvious that he means it should be illegal to sell the same product that is being sold at one price for a higher price. Shanes dumb but everyones just willfully misconstruing his words bc were in hate mode lmao
@@gilbert4394 But that doesn't make any sense either. Food scarcity, cost of transport, area cost of living, etc. can make the same product vary wildly in price depending on where you buy it.
Even if we're talking generic vs. name brand, the same product isn't necessarily the same product. Aldi's might have different quality control requirements than Kellogg's.
You get the guarantee that what you're buying will taste how you expect it to. Dr. Thunder is not going to taste like Dr. Pepper. Most generic diet root beers have an extra herbal taste that A&W doesn't have.
You're also less likely to find promotions, coupons, and deals for generic products which can make them cheaper than the other versions which don't go on sale as often.
@@gilbert4394 No. That's not even remotely what he is saying. Just say you like Shane Dawson lol.
Did he think they were going to like genetically engineer their own pistachios? Of course the pistachios are the same
I was thinking this too. Like the "Tesla of pistachios"??? The f is he talking about? It's a pistachio???? It either is or is not a pistachio, that's it
I was thinking the exact same like buddy…. Its a nut. it grows off a damn tree lol.
...You know that there are copyrighted strains of common food crops, right? Like, producers pay for the seeds, and pay extra for genetically modified strains that perform, yield, and taste different, and have varying nutrient levels?
@@Nylak-Otter it's still a god damn pistachio 😭
@@Nylak-Otter…you know he wasn’t going with that right?😂
Seeing how surprised Shane is by store brands, everyone's like "oh that proves he's been cosplaying as a poor person this whole time" but it's deeper than that. Him being so shocked makes it seem like he's literally never been in a grocery store.
They definitely get all their groceries delivered lol you could tell even when ryland says carrying all their groceries through the rain to their car was a “humbling experience” like jfc these people are definitely living in a bubble. I’m pretty sure they themselves have even talked about how they get all their stuff delivered too
I genuinely wonder how much of his reactions is fake outrage
im super poor... like very... and... this guy definitely just doesnt understand anything. when you're poor you still know bigger brands but especially know off-brand generic shit??? im so confused on how generic brand things would even be that exciting even if he really didnt know what it was beforehand. what.
@@killswitch69 right i'm constantly looking for the generic brand of things.
@@poopoopeepee318 the fact that he got the animal crackers on Amazon really says it all. He was already going to go to all these grocery stores for the video, but it's just easier and more convenient to have the carbon footprint of yet another single item being (probably next-day) delivered. I also can be part of this problem, and I'm trying to make sure I am at least somewhat sustainable, but this is just absurd.
For someone to have “grown up poor” he sure seemed to forget generic brands existed once he got famous
Yeah seems like it like ......bro
he literally used to make jokes in his old videos that they used to always get the generic brands because they were too poor to buy name brand stuff
he probably researched “poor” brands when he was telling his lil fake story before😂 or walked into the nearest walmart & just searched the aisles for anything but name brand
generic brands hit different sometimes, if he had actually grown up 'poor' he would certainly remember them
@@NAUTU yepp exactly
If Shane is shocked by stores having “off-brand” food and stuff, wait till he finds out about medicines doing the same😮
oh man wait till he learns about acetaminophen, he'll have an aneurysm
Wait until he finds out you can buy second-hand things at a thrift store. He'll grab a shirt and say "Wow, this looks brand new! I can't believe some stores will sell something like this for 60$ when you can buy it here for 5$, why doesn't everyone shop at thrift stores? Is this even legal?"
And you could actually make a point about the massive price desrepency with medicine but this shit is so silly. "Sugar corn snackems are just frosted flakes the deep state is behind this!"
😂😂😂
@@beepatpenLMAO
As someone who works at Chuck E Cheese, it’s kind of infuriating that I work so hard to make pizza dough, go through rushes by myself, and make menu items for people to then accuse me of reusing someone else’s work.
Edit 9/18: I just got a promotion! I’m a kitchen trainer now! I have lots more knowledge than before lmao
I’d like to add on that at first glance, that theory is very slightly believable. But if you think about it for like,, 3 seconds it’s not hard to realize that the pizza is just cut by a teenager and/or someone who just doesn’t care or wasn’t trained properly, so of course it’s not gonna look right. Adding on that everything is done by hand. The pizzas are NEVER a perfect circle. Sometimes that’s just the shape of the screen we stretch the dough on.
@@rosegonzalez5818 i got dragged to chuck e cheese way too many times a few summers ago because of my sister and i could tell the pizzas were made there. also they tasted pretty good tbh. i had an online "friend" who unironically believed the pizza conspiracy though
I just thought it was a dumb conspiracy given that it violates all health and food safety laws so obviously they wouldn’t do it. All it takes is one inspector visit for the entire chain to fall. No one looking to pinch pennies is that dumb
My husband used to make pizzas there. The cutter they use is this weird see-saw one that isn't like the typical roller pizza cutter. They throw it in an oven, do whatever until it's ready, cut it in 5 seconds with the see-saw cutter thing and then it's done.
@@IamYasuraka Yep! I wasn’t even really trained properly on how to use that cutter, so the first few pizzas I made looked,, wonky to say the least.
The fact that the entire first theory was just Shane realizing that off-brand foods are a thing is pretty annoying for someone obsessed with playing poor.
which is insane bc he admitted to eating off brand foods growing up bc he was poor 😭
Wait. So there's people who actually believe that if there is one brand of food item. They won't think twice about a cheaper, third party, possibly healthier options?
God he’s so obnoxious
The main point of the whole video is talking about how these foods are made by the exact same company but the “off brand” is being sold for half the price. They’re the same product just packaged differently. I can understand that might not be shocking to some ppl but to others who had never heard that before or seen how many products it happens to it’s kinda crazy 🤷🏼♀️
I feel like this video wouldn’t be as annoying if Shane didn’t call it “conspiracy theories.” Just call it “Grocery Store marketing tricks” or something. This whole video is the “Great Value” version of MattPat’s Food Theory Channel.
shane being appalled by generic brands is just fueling my conspiracy theory that he hates poor people
And that he never was one like he claims he was as part of his "brand".
As someone whos parents get the generic brand, I'm also appalled by the generic brand. (to specify I mean the way it tastes)
@@microbees2437 As someone who got over that and cut my grocery cost down about 40% I highly recommend doing the same. No hate, you're just wasting money on pretty packaging.
Also some generics are better! Market Pantry (Target) has the superior version of Honey Nut Cheerios imo
@@sourgreendolly7685 I can definitely understand doing that, like I do like generic brand granola bars, but most generic things I really don't like. Like Doritos or Captain Crunch.
While also having claimed to be poor himself
Shane's the kind of person that thinks just because he didn't know something it's a huge conspiracy
That’s exactly what it is and because his cameraman is weirdly shocked by everything he says it just keeps feeding his delusion lol.
LITERALLY and I don't understand why Ryland and his cameraman pretend to understand what he's saying 😅
And boy, does he know a minimal amount of things!
@@FamousGirlfriend 🤣
@@mandaleemilly6367 I'd think that's more of a "whatever you want to believe, boss, just keep signing my paycheck"
I never realised he tried to replace Andrew so directly oml did he go hunting for someone with similar mannerisms or did he straight up tell the man to act that way
thats what i was literally thinking. It has been freaking me out a bit 😅
I'm so glad someone else said this, the laugh is identical it is so off putting
I was thinking the exact same thing. I wouldn’t be surprised if he did make the poor guy laugh like Andrew did. Like almost down the the EXACT mannerisms there no way that’s a coincidence
omg i thought it was just me... when i first watched this i genuinely thought that andrew had come back or something until i realized it wasn't him LMAO i wonder if shane wanted someone similar because of how popular andrews personality was and how people always swooned over his laugh
@@Charlotte-qz2if it wouldn’t surprise me! He has the exact mannerisms down the the laugh, the way the camera zooms, everything
Shane Dawson supposedly grew up poor but is shocked by cheap off-brand private labelling in grocery stores.
Shane Dawson saw an "Everyday Essentials" box of Toaster Pastries and lost his mind
Lol real poor people would not know what real Lucky Charms is and why they come in boxes
Yep. And their overreactions to Aldi weirded me out. Most of what they say reeks of privilege. It’s like they think nobody else knows about these things because they don’t. But they are not normal people… those of us who live in the real world every day could teach them a thing or two 😂
@@vlogily8043 and we had whales 🐳 instead of goldfish lmao
@@Dolly_junkie NAH SIS I JUST CHEWED OUT MY HUSBAND FOR EATING MY LAST BOX OF WHALES
I am sorry am I hallucinating or did Shane Dawson just tried to make the fact that pistachios are all the same a conspiracy theory???
YES that was so confusing to me! Like its a nut, why would it be different between different companies??? Its a fucking pistachio my guy, what did you expect???
You don't understand, how could the trader joe's pistachios possibly be the same as the Tesla of pistachios??? 😂
@@NefariousHippie they are all a nut,it's not different,if you think one brand is different from the other you are fooling yourself
@@jennysomething3666 I was joking :)
It would be different if they were like. Different flavors, or were cooked different (one not roasted or one has sugar on it) but NO they’re. They’re both cooked the same . How can someone be so caught up in their own delusions to not realize what they’re saying. “This brand sells THIS nut!!!! And THIS brand sells the SAME nut!!!! THEYRE THE SAME?????”
So actually I used to watch Shane as a pure innocent child not understanding things years ago and I was also a bit of an animal nerd
So one time Shane was reviewing a video that “proved we lived in a simulation” in a conspiracy video. This was also the last Shane Dawson video I ever watched cuz it annoyed me that much. It was a video of someone on a train filming a bird that was stationary in the air. That apparently proved everything as it was “the earth glitching”. I’m a paranoid person at the best of times. But oh my god that is just proof of a lack of understanding. I tried to talk to my friends about it and THEY ALL BELIEVED IT TOO. Lost my mind trying to explain it was just a kestrel which are famous for their ability to fly into the wind to stay still to hunt for prey. Got no where so I’m commenting this here for the hopes someone hears me cuz omg I am still loosing my mind over it to this day.
🤭 You fought a hard battle! 🫡Conspiracy people have lost their minds recently, I’ll keep this fun fact forever thank u
MY THOUGHTS ARE WITH YOU COMRADE. don't worry i will take this bird fact with me into the rest of my life
I hear you, comrade. I was in the same boat as you as a 10-15 yo kid.
Thank you for explaining this. I had never heard of that bird before, and really don’t buy into conspiracies fully. I just like to watch the shit for fun, I had always thought the video was doctored or smthn tho its cool to know birds can just do that. Hella.
I didn’t know kestrels could do that. Cool.
What Shane should do next is pay $100 for a vial of insulin in the US and then travel to New Zealand, but generic insulin for $5 and be scandalized.
no no, then he'd be dangerously close to making a meaningful contribution to society.
or he could travel to brazil, here we don't need to pay for insulin
No he would get sued which he is always worried about for some reason
@@schizoframia4874He’s the type of person to think that they’re gonna get arrested because he opened inspect element.
@@plumjet0930 😂🤣
An hour of Shane Dawson being so priveleged that he doesn't know what generic food brands are
SERIOUSLY. like tell us you arent really poor without actually telling us. all poor people know about generics ….
He’d have to have never been to a grocery store. Even as a kid I was aware of generic brands because I saw them in the cereal aisle.
I wouldn’t give him that much credit. He knows what they are; he’s just pretending to make “suspenseful” content
"Oh my god this popcorn is just hard little seeds it isn't popcorn at all, who would eat this???!"
Yeah and the fact he would always talk about his poor background- Bffr 💀
I grew up in a very poor family. We almost specifically only shopped at Aldi's for a lot of my life. It's Wild to see someone who claims to grow up poor have such a disconnect from how making fun of these things can be harmful to lower income families.
Right? And regardless, *aldi is better value for all kinds of things* so I still shop there even now that I make better money.
I almost always shop at Aldi
How can his video be harmful to lower income families?
@@sillywabbit898 you dont see how laughing at and poking fun of off-brands as a “scam” is harmful?
@@sillywabbit898 maybe not directly harmful, but it doesn’t feel great when the only food you can afford is being mocked as a “scam”.
I find it wild Shane felt so comfortable making content based on his own cluelessness. Looks like he'd have done a Google search, realized that it wasnt a conspiracy and like...picked a new content.
Weirdest part is he clearly DID a google search, found out what private labelling was, and then continued acting like this was ground-breaking information 😂
You mean he had to come up with actual interesting content? Impossible :') I honestly can't believe he still has a platform somehow
Yeah the way he keeps framing it as a conspiracy when it's agonizingly obvious that no one is hiding anything and this is a well-known fact that the public is aware of...like Shane do you know what a conspiracy IS? Because it's not "a business practice everyone's fully aware of". These videos have to be aimed at very young children or something
@@Vi_Vi_1You hit nail on the head: Shane doesn’t care that his content is garbage because kids will still watch it. Look at the topics he chooses for his conspiracy videos-it’s either ridiculous nonsense theories that only a child would believe or, as in this case, manufactured drama over something that is common knowledge amongst adults who go grocery shopping. 🙄
i'm pretty sure my mom explained generic brands to me when i was like 6 because i was confused why they were selling the same thing twice.
her explanation was "the generic is cheaper".
i said "oh. ok"
and then the wildest thing that happened about it was i thought i was a brilliant savvy little saver for picking out generic products at the grocery store more often. lil me was so proud to be above being fooled by flashy packaging. lmao it was kinda silly how proud i was of myself. but apparently by shane dawson "conspiracy" standards i was an absolute genius for noting that incredibly common business practice
TBH I amend people for always buying the cheaper stuff cuz I KNOW THEY'RE THE SAME but my stupid brainwashed self says "nah more $ means better product"
Shane’s next conspiracy theory: “What if I told you… Facebook sells your data?”
and it connects to your wifi? 😨
And it's owned by the same people as instagram 😱😱😱
stop dick riding
But let me tell you about Honey 🙃🙃🙃🙃
Don’t give him any ideas 😭😭😭
I find it so baffling that Shane is suprised that one bag of Pistachios is exactly the same as another?? They're pistachios???? How different could they possibly be???
This was the part that got mee lololol
there’s other food company who get pistachios from different places because not just one place grows pistachios. The surprising thing is that companies don’t admit they’re from the same place.
@@fatimacasco9105 well obviously more than one place produces pistachios, I think it’s moreso the comparison to something like a cereal or a chip, where there is a much more extensive production process with different ingredients, etc. but pistachios are literally just…. Pistachios. I’m sure some are better quality than others depending on where they come from but like ??? Idk that part was just hilarious to me. Idk what he was expecting tbh
@@poopoopeepee318 well yeah i agree, personally the only actual conspiracies he had where the restaurants ones which he should of added different varieties of foods that actually promote being different from the rest.
lol seriously like at least a dorito or something could be different but it's a naturally occurring nut like what💀
The psychology of store layout is very real and very well documented. Costco moves things around intentionally so that you have to go through the whole store to find the thing that you want.
Right thats the point. These aren't conspiracy theories. It's just stuff that exists and is real and well known. Its like saying I have a conspiracy theory that facebook targets advertisements to individual users. Even if that was news to me, that info in generally known and you can read quite a bit about it online.
I am so glad Andrew and Garrett left because they are awesome and are actually funny and entertaining and GOOD PEOPLE that got wrapped into the wrong crowd
its almost like Garrett and Andrew made his shit bearable to watch
This is how I feel about Drew, he's the only one from that group i watch and think, hey that's a genuine person.
yes!! and drew too. shane was so awful to them like genuinely. i’m glad they left too
Fr, those guys are such sweet hearts
andrew and garrett were the only reason shane’s videos were even watchable. shane is so fucking boring it’s insane.
Jarvis here has the energy of in school when you KNOW you fucked up badly because the super sweet and laid back teacher is actually visibly angry.
Yeah when he was cursing and shit I was like Oh he's really mad now like this isn't just content he planned to make he just is really mad at this video for absolutely justified reasons
I had a laid-back teacher like that once, and once he got so mad he cussed at this kid and we all just stared in shock. He’s still one of my favorite teachers ever
All Shane's conspiracy videos can be summed up as "this could've been an email"
💀💀💀
It’s one of those spam emails that are like “forward this to 10 of your friends or else THIS will come to your house at 3am!”
The pistachios in particular really tickled me. Why does he expect a different brand of nut to be different. Its still a nut 😂
Okay but even growing up middle class, we still always got the generic brands because companies charge extra for branding, and that was understood.
"i understand storytelling, okay? like i understand building suspense and all that, but like... i'm a hater. what can i say? i'm a hater today" i felt that in my very soul
He's a hater and he's still right
Bro, it's like those 6 episodes, 40 minute long, Netflix documentaries. Whatever happened to cut whatever is not necessary?
literally me lmaooo
Am I about to suffer through watching something stupid Shane Dawson did just because I want to hear Jarvis call me premium? Yes, yes I am.
realest comment
so real tbh
This is what makes you so premium
Real
i mean he does it right at the beginning you can just watch the first 20 seconds and click off...
Did the audio randomly keep cutting out for anyone else?
RUclips will sometimes cut out audio for videos that are seen as copyright, so that’s probably what it is. The audio was untouched when I first watched the video, so maybe someone tried to copywriter claim it?
The real "conspiracy" is that like 10-20 major companies own conglomerates of all the 1,000+ 'competing' brands in american grocery stores. Although its somewhat easy info to find online, shane dawson could never find it 😅
it baffles me that shane is still making content
and that he still has like a very loyal fanbase
and it's the same content????
i always manage to forget these people exist. like i entirely forgot shane was a person and now i'm disappointed again
@@babysp1c3666 this omg, reading the comments on his videos is just shocking
@@babysp1c3666 Seriously, I was curious if any of the comments on the video would call him out for this already being a very well-known business practice, but they're all like, "OMG Shane this is the video I needed today, keep it up!" and, "Shane you're going to save people so much money with this video!!!" as if people who need to shop on a budget don't already know and take advantage of generic brands
as someone who grew up in poverty, Shane's video is literally the funniest thing for the wrong reasons. it's the equivalent of that one video of Kendall or Kylie Jenner cutting a cucumber.
you naming off both of them is so funny to me. idk if it's because you just couldn't remember but i am choosing to believe it's because you can't tell them apart
@@lightningstriking And who cares? these rich people arent meant to be worshipped bestie
@@varbzrepresentative57 and that's kind of my point but ok
@@lightningstriking no fr tho, it should be humbling to them
the fact that shane claims he grew up poor makes it even more bizarre. hes acting like hes never seen a cheaper off-brand version of a product before? thats like... stage one of being poor???
jarvis was mad as hell this whole video and i’m so here for it 😭😭
The dumbest part of this whole thing is that he *knows* about private labeling because he worked with morphe- a private label makeup company. He’s just smelling his own farts at this point.
cannot believe shane made essentially an entire video giggling and laughing with his cronies while pointing at food that poor people have to buy lmao
The weirdest part is that we all eat the same food he just pays more for it to be delivered to his door so he doesn't have to interact with the rest of us weird normal people
“His cronies” sent me :’)
It's weird that it's even seen as "having to", tbh. They're "exposing" the fact that the only difference between their middle-class food and the poor-people food is that they pay more for it, and that's great, but then they're acting like the stores selling generic brands are scamming them.
@@localjoke_We are not the weird ones.
It’s bizarre that he LARPs having been poor too because like… to see store brand food you’d literally just have to *go to a store.* Acting like he’s never even heard of the concept makes him seem bizarrely out of touch from even middle class life
Shane really tried to make a conspiracy out of him not understanding how food and shopping works for the working class.
☠️
Considering the staggering level of wealth he has compared to everyone who casually views his videos I am not shocked this video has been really terribly received by even his fans
As someone who grew up going to aldi and eating generic brands (we weren’t even super poor like Shane claims he was) I’m in shock that he doesn’t somehow know this like I thought everyone’s moms were like “oh get the generic it’s the same”
This is genuinely the most infuriating video I’ve seen in a while; this is a grown man getting shocked about something that any *normal* person who’s been in a supermarket would know.
Their weird “oh we thought this was homemade by Trader Joe’s personal cookie chefs in their backrooms, it’s bespoke!” viewpoint of all this is one of the most out of touch things I’ve heard in a while. Lmao
"I can't believe Trader Joe's scammed us by telling us they were bougie organic" they literally did not
Never once has Trader Joe's claimed to be bougie organic
Right. The media itself made it out to be that way.
Watching Shane, Ryland and Chris trying to figure out the logic behind private labeling is like watching three sofa cushions trying to play chess. They're all so collectively, intractably stupid that it's unnerving that they have so much money.
But it's on purpose? Which is worse? I have no idea which is worse actually
Damn there’s a lot of haters lol people like talking trash I guess
Accurate AF 😂
@@myspacewaskoolerwhen you’re someone who posts half baked content after exploiting your friends and being a creep for years… yeah you’ll get some haters.
It was like watching multiple single brain cells bounce around like those old desktop screensavers, missing each other by like centimeters, then millimeters, and feeling the need to cheer when they finally touched and a single coherent thought occured.
When I was a gullible kid who used to watch Shane Dawson before all the bad stuff came to light, I believed so many of his conspiracy theories. It got to the point I was being detrimental to my own health bc I was so afraid that using things like chapstick would end up being bad for me. Just knowing that there are still kids who watch his videos and believe in all his bullshit fills me with such primal rage
dude was the chapstick thing from shane?? i used to watch him and i wasnt very gullible but i do use chapstick and lip balms a LOT and i just remember a period of randomly being scared of them but never remembered why
@@elijahharmel8450 one of his conspiracy videos had a theory that chapstick had fiberglass in it. i wasn't really gullible i just had really bad anxiety, so it was more of an "i don't believe this but can i really risk it being true??" situation
shane must pay his camera man big bucks to act surprised, cause if someone showed me the cookie stuff i would have been like, 'yeah? so what?'
The outrage over the pistachios is wild. Imagine going to two different grocery stores and being rattled to the core that the roasted and salted nuts they sell are the same 💀
I got mad because pistachios are just expensive in general like it's gonna be pricey no matter what, he got like two pounds of them
Is it even possible for pistachios to taste drastically different beyond just coating them with something else besides salt? Cause I am very confused at what he expected 😅
Maybe I don't understand this because I've never done research on this but isn't it obvious that all pistachios taste the same? Like it's a plant from nature you can only change it so much it's like going crazy because two different carrots taste the same like what do you expect
But like he still has a point. Why are brands selling it more expensive when you could get the same thing cheaper?
@@mysticqro950 its called marketing
with how often shane and Ryland say "I'm scared~ 😨", i'm genuinely surprised they're able to get out of bed in the morning, given how much fear they must overcome daily to do things like /checks hand/ eat cookies? my goodness, i'm impressed they haven't died of fright yet.
The obnoxious laughing they pair with it just makes it even worse. 'I'm so scared right now, huhuhuhuh~'
stg i think they never leave that house
tbh i feel like if shane tried feeding me cookies while talking like that i would also be scared. i do not think he's above putting poison in cookies BAHAHA
@@cloudbrooks his odor from not bathing is poison enough
BAHAHAHAH
21:28 don’t let Shane Dawson find out about Omega Mart, if he does then we’re all doomed.
omega mart is so cool
He would make the vid like 2 weeks long lol
This reminds me of when I worked at Marshalls and I overheard two teenage girls looking at the clearance shoes section. They scoffed at the prices and one of them said, "Why would you buy this here at Marshalls for $20 when you could buy it at the actual store for $200?" They laughed, put the shoes back, and left the store.
To clarify, Marshalls does sell the real designer brands, just at a discount for being last season, etc. They just wanted to be able to brag about spending the full price.
“Why save 180€ when you can make the rich richer”
The thing that stuns me the most about Shane is that he's the same character that he was 10, 15 years ago. People change and grow naturally. But Shane has refused to do so. In his personal life, he might be different. But his YT character is still acting like a 13 year old from the Valley who is shocked about the smallest things we all moved on from after middle school.
And people STILL WATCH HIM!!!
Duuuuude so true
And ? What’s your problem ?
I think his audience is made of the same Peter Pan-esque bunch of immature people who don’t know how to grow up
@@TheeeDanielR the problem is that he's still making videos geared towards CHILDREN when they're the last group of people Shane should be around
i work in a craft store and so many people complain about them losing service and try and argue that it’s so “they can’t access the coupons and pay more” but it’s literally just a giant metal building
in summary these “conspiracies” just show how out of touch and boomer-esque shane is to use them for an hour long vid
@@abbybinch real crafters don't leave the car until you've got that coupon loaded up onto either the app of whatever store or on a tab on your phone's web browser. Like, sorry not sorry Patricia but learn how to streamline your shit so you're not holding up the line.
Yeah like why tf would stores care about cutting people off the internet. People nowadays are addicted to their phones, they'd prefer exiting the store as early as possible to be able to connect. More and more stores are providing customers with WiFi, smh Shane use logic it's not that hard
@@TheImpossiBelle I take a screenshot of the coupon, that way there's no issue at all with service.
@@nullempt Also more and more stores are insisting people use that store's app, why would they require everyone use their app but also make it so you can't access the internet in the store? Shane doesn't understand how signals work in regards to building construction.
imagine being a struggling single mother doing your weekly grocery shopping at aldi just to turn down the snack isle and see a grown man and a camera crew absolutely losing their minds that generic brands exist
i used to work at a red robin and trained hosts thru ghost kitchen to go orders and our boss would get so mad if we accidentally used a red robin bag instead of a plain brown bag with a chicken sammys or fresh set sticker, as if the people ordering it didnt realize they were walking into a fucking red robin to pick it up.
shane quite literally made his personality off of being “poor” or living lower class as a child yet acts as if no name brand cereal is the same thing as the AI generating. It’s just insane to think he has been living in his own bubble for so long he is so ignorant.
What I mean by “is the same thing as AI generating” is that Shane believes this is important enough to talk about when it isn’t. Therefore bringing attention to it is pointless because the idea itself is not a theory, it’s insensitive and dumb! lol
literally the FIRST thing my mom taught be about shopping when I was growing up was to buy the store brand version of certain products because they were just as good but way cheaper! There is no way you grow up poor or even lower middle class not knowing this.
@@mrrreeowww good point. Yesterday while shopping with my 15 year old, we decided to divide and conquer. She automatically came back with the store brand 70 percent of the time (unless she knew we bought a different one).
YES!!!! This. I used to give him the benefit of the doubt when he'd act like he felt "poor" around J* and people like that assuming he had some kind of experience in childhood that made him feel like he "is poor" unless he can have literally everything other rich people do, but come on, EVERY one knows about this stuff.
I don't belive he is genuinely that ignorant, I think he is pretanding, just like ghost hunters pretend to be shocked by everything.
As a person who has directly profited off of selling shitty makeup just because it was under his name/label and Jeffree Star’s name/label, you would think Shane would intimately understand the value of branding and why companies charge more for it. Lol.
makeup isn't a necessity like food is, and also most people buy groceries in the US, and I imagine only a fraction spend money on makeup. This is probably why Shane is more passionate about uncovering this kind of scam.
I was looking for this comment looool
@@sum_seal5220 It’s not a scam. It’s a well-known fact that helps people save money by not spending it on branding.
exactly, its a well known fact at this point that Kylie Jenner just sells Colour Pop with "special shades" for a markup. These people literally just own the intellectual propriety to their branding and color formulations and combinations usually. They may tweak the actual ingredients rarely but you can only do that so much with manufacturing without eating into their absurd profit margins.
@@lexinicole4317 but it's also making people spend more because they think they're getting higher quality products. it's dishonest and a trick. You could look at it from both sides I suppose. At one point though those companies noticed that people might not have been buying their products because of the price, so instead of lowering them as a whole they created a new brand that was cheaper as a ploy to not only get lower income people to buy their product but also raise the worth of their name brand products, which are the same as the generic brand. They're making extra money off tricking people. Even if they were forced into this position it still says a lot about the priorities of the food industry in the US.
…The entire point…of Trader Joe’s…is that they sell generic versions of bougie groceries… so you can get them cheaper… it’s not a conspiracy it’s literally how their business functions. Like. What???
Here’s my conspiracy theory: Shane’s never actually gone grocery shopping 👀👀
Shane is showing us the dangers of surrounding yourself with yes-men. NOBODY TOLD HIM THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.
Shane is a toxic narcissist who got famous for being a narcissist, so he continues to be a narcissist
What's the "bad idea"? He's happy and making money. Maybe we shoyld stop making videos about him and giving him attention
look into the 'Not Cool' backstage documentary, and you'll understand why there are only Yes-men: the dude is a major dick. And a child.
@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme bad idea of overstating generic brands as a conspiracy theory. Him being happy doesn't make it any less of a bad idea. If that's all I takes, I fear what you consider a good idea.
And stop making videos because.....? Because giving him attention has nothing to do with this. He's on trending (twice), I don't think he's going to stop any time soon. Not talking about him or critiquing him doesn't do anything either. Ignoring him means he's just going to fester uncritically.
Meanwhile, I feel good having a creator I respect be able to share my same feelings about Shane's awful editing.
I check this person's comment history and see them not understanding why writing a character stereotypically black would upset people. And then go "the struggles of people in first world countries baffles me". No wonder it's hard for you to see where the bad idea is!
At first I read this as “yes - men” as in “that’s right, men” …like Shane having an all male creative team was the issue 😂😂😂
Shane Dawson: I was so poor
Also Shane Dawson: Generic brands are a thing?!?!
I was thinking the same thing, like I'm baffled at how people didn't know that, my family refused to get name brands because they said it tastes the same but just extra price, like how did he not know😂
It brings me a lot of joy that Eddie's video on ghost kitchens still has over double the views that Dawson's attempt to cash in on it has
Them acting shocked at a lack of cell service in the huge warehouse-like stores WHEN MOST OF THOSE STORES HAVE THEIR OWN FREE PUBLIC WI-FI FOR THAT EXACT REASON is so frustrating to me
If this is a surprise to Shane imagine how absolutely pissed he will be when he finds out the pears at different stores all come from the same place.
Scandalous😔✌️
🤣this is arguably the funniest thing I've read in a comment section in a long time.
Wait till he finds out that potato’s come from dirt 😱
@@KingOfGaymes dirt from the SAME earth 😟
Shane Dawson's conspiracy made working at Chuck E Cheese more of a nightmare than just working at Chuck e Cheese. I was there for 8 years and the worst was fielding calls from parents making sure we didn't recycle pizza. 🙃
Omg 😂😂😂
As if you would have admitted the truth if it truly was a conspiracy 🤣
@@bunnihanni they would have had to pay me a lot more than minimum wage for me to lie about that lol
@@bunnihanni chuck e cheese is literally just cheap pizza cut with dull cutters, what evidence do you have for recycled pizza?
@@bunnihanni same energy as someone asking if they’re a cop. Like “yup you got me!”
Shane: is this stupid? Is this only crazy to me?
Jarvis and I simultaneously: YES.
The fact that Shane doesn’t know that generic brands are extremely common in ANY STORE YOU EVER SHOP IN IS SUCH RICH PEOPLE BULLSHIT!!!!! Like what the hell????
I will never forget how his original Chuck E Cheese pizza video was spliced into his friend’s story of escaping an abusive relationship.
EXACTLY WHY DOES NOBODY MENTION THIS 😭😭😭
like hey sorry bestie you almost got trafficked with ur kid. but i need to talk about chuck e cheese in between your story
@@mi1kguts Nobody calls him out on it because Brittany stood up for him. But it’s still so incredibly messed up.
Wait, what?? Someone explain what I clearly missed.
@@MelissaLawrence2002 around when shane ditched the ten minute format and started making his oversized vlogs i mean documentaries, he did a conspiracy theory video that was about an hour long. there were three stories in it, horribly and awkwardly cut between like he watched stranger things and said oh yeah i can do that too! and couldn't
anyway, the stories were the infamous chuck-e-cheese reusing pizza slices, some bullshit about iphones transmitting your voice over calls before you pick up, and ... a real story of a friend of his being human trafficked and her escape. i believe she had a child as well, who was also a victim. and her trauma was just interspliced between the most tone deaf scenes of shane and co. laughing about pizza and phones.
@@clementinekitten8305 holy shit. What a piece of work that whole crew is.
Should we tell Shane Dawson about the conspiracy theory that people who work at these grocery stores wear the same outfits? I think the stores may be forcing them to do this. Sometimes different stores with the same name have same outfits too.
Would you tell him just so he'd make that dumb surprised face?
hell I feel like if you told him that king supers and frys were basically the same chains just under different names, he'd completely lose his mind.
Trader Joe's definitely has some original products unique to them as every brand does; but why is it such a shock to them that they have knockoffs of stuff 😭
Even then, all their products are made by contract manufacturers, even if they are working to TJ’s specifications. For example, while their Scandinavian Swimmers (delicious btw) are kind of a riff on Swedish Fish, they are very much a TJ’s-exclusive product and are produced by an unnamed confectioner for the retailer (though TJ’s did put a little video showing the production process on RUclips).
Oh man, it really pisses me off buying pistachios, a notoriously expensive thing, for a fraction of the price of Wonderful. What a scam. I can’t believe Trader Joe’s doesn’t have a pistachio tree in the stock room.
Every single Shane video is me writing an essay 30 min before the due time, without any research, just reusing one argument 6 times, slightly differently worded.
And using a shit ton a sources for padding without in-text citation lmfaoo
you literally hit the nail on the head lmao this man is so uncreative, just acts like he's saying something new when he knows damn well he's barely above plagiarism in terms of integrity
@cricket but, but, but he gives credit in the description 😢
I loved the fact that Shane acted like he's never been in a grocery store in his life. Grocery stores always have the generic brands next to the name brand because it's there to be a cheaper alternative. Thank you for going through the pain of watching that entire video to give us this GOLDEN content.
I wonder why they would put what is essencially the same product in the same aisle? Mmmmmm suspicious
@@Edelara Yeah, they should divide us into poor people and rich people. That way I have a half of the store dedicated to my cheap poor people animal crackers that I can buy instead of the more expensive name brand ones. 😞🥺👉👈
@@Edelarabecause it doesn't really matter. The way they get you to buy the brand name is by giving it value (marketing), and that's expensive. Part of the reason the product is more expensive is because of the value that the brand has... And also there are strategies, cheaper less known brands pretend to sell more and make less per unit sold, while others might want to sell less but having a higher profit per unit. How do they do this? Marketing. Substitute products, complementary products, customer loyalty, trust in the brand, experience with said brands... There's a lot studied on this. It's not new, but maybe if people knew more they could be more responsible consumers
your missing the whole point, the name brand is marketed as higher quality or more organic, but their literally the same product from the same factory packaged differently
@@masterlee-xi3re But that's not a conspiracy, lots of people know about generic/off-brand products. That's the point. Shane spends all this time hyping up a well known feature of marketing and capitalism as some sort of conspiracy.
Anyone else seeing parts of the video where the audio cuts out momentarily?
Maybe copyright? Seems to be whenever Jarvis is using clips?
The fact that someone got pissy enough to claim and mute part of this video... It's commentary, it's fair use-
"I never get cell service at the grocery store!" My mom used to get bad service at the elementary school she worked at. It wasn't a big conspiracy about them blocking teachers from the outside world, we just had shitty cell service.
Lol exactly. It’s almost like being in a metal and concrete building will mess up signal 😂
all it takes is for anyone to go into a parking garage that the cell service is gone. sometimes things are built in a way that just blocks phone signals, and it's not on purpose, it's just the materials they used
@@Ray_Vunit helps a lot that the USA is made basically from concrete, glass, and metal, all things that block the signal pretty well (without including the electricity wires for the lights that add electromagnetic waves that mess with the signal even more).
I get bad cell service at my computer sometimes. Is the Walmart blocking my home cell signal??????????????????????????????????? Grocery stores are huge and have almost no windows, of course cell service is gonna be bad for some phones in some places. The kid they're trying to have is going to be the dumbest mf on the planet.
Yeah at my job there's awful service at the cash register so if a customer wants to load a coupon or open our app on their phone then we send them to the front of the store and just hold there stuff until they get it to load- it's nothing sketchy or scary, it's just the building being made out of concrete
Shane calling everything a conspiracy has the same energy as tiktok ppl slapping “core” onto everything
HAHAHAH YOU'RE SO RIGHT
GOD I HATE THAT TREND SO MUCH
Big Conspiracy core energy
Lol I feel like Tumblr started that, I was a big fan of bastardcore😂😂😂
shanecore
It’s crazy that Shane made an hour long video that could’ve just been like two sentences
I'm so glad you made this video because I was recently curious what Shane was posting after yet another cancellation, but didn't want to give him the views.
Sameee
This just came to my mind, but Matpat from Game Theory actually came out to disprove the Chuck E. Cheese thing. He even tested it out across multiple restaurants and came to the conclusion that they look like that because it’s cheap pizza cut with a dull rocking knife. The funniest part of the whole thing is that he refused to say Shane's name out loud, as though just mentioning him might get him demonetized 😅😅😅.
What's more, Matpat tested it out during lockdown when the restaurants were only doing take out and there literally were no leftovers to use, and the pizzas came out the same.
Shane's theory was pure bs.
Shane Dawson being referred to as a "troubled character" might just be the funniest description of him I've heard because it's not even an insult it's just fact 💀💀
it's a compliment if anything 💀
12:00 when i’m in nyc for school i literally go to trader joes BECAUSE of how much cheaper it is 😭
I may be late but, here’s a note about stores having horrible connection:
A) You are within a building of THICK brick/ substance (it Atleast enough for it to be sturdy and a box)
B) The stores he referenced often have metal roofing + lining and basically metal everywhere which (obviously I’m not putting this perfectly) can cause issues with connection due to electronic currents and metals being conductive. (Can a physics person please explain in more depth because I am for too lazy to do that!! )
My conspiracy: The reason he doesn’t know how generic grocery store products work is because he orders everything off Amazon instead of going to the actual store. The footage we saw was him entering a grocery store for the first time in his life.
Makes sense. This is a man who post mates just ranch.
Now now, remember, he grew up poor. Meaning he didnt amazon as a kid cause he sent his servant to the store to get his doritos.
unfortunately there’s a lot of his content where he takes like jeffree star to walmart to shop so that’s not true
@@ashegrey3042Nah, that's just a really elaborate robot for the content!
amazon has knock offs/ generic brands as well girl
Wendigoon has said that one of his main inspirations for starting a RUclips channel was so that Shane Dawson wouldn't be the face of conspiracy theories on RUclips anymore 😂
this makes me happy to know bc Wendigoon is far more interesting and so much more wholesome of a person. He absolutely deserves that
Omg! I love wendigoon! It’s nice to see others recognizing him.
that’s so iconic
That's SO funny and makes me love Wendigoon even more
what makes this more of a delight to learn is that wendigoon tends to present conspiracy theories in a humanistic light, emphasizing the wonders or hilarity of human imagination and (if given reasonable evidence) actually investigating some of them critically, rather than just taking every single conspiracy theory at face value and reacting like the world is a fundamentally frightening place beyond our understanding. plus, (to my knowledge) wendigoon doesn't platform antisemites like how shane platforms his flat earther brother.
I'm confused, does Shane think all store brands are just name brand products in a different package? They can be sometimes but we've all had a store brand something that is clearly not the same. In fact most of the time it's not the same. Also, sometimes the store brand happens to be better lol
I feel like I just watched Jarvis experience his own version of the Sisyphus myth
Wait til Shane learns about generic brand medicine 🤯
My dad always has pushback from patients, they claim the odd brand Tylenol isn’t as strong. It’s LITERALLY THE SAME THING. *MOLECULARLY.* It’s what he uses! What he had his wife, who had horrific chronic pain, and me, his 12-year-old with chronic pain, use! 😵💫
@@AmaraJordanMusic placebo effect?
Right that’s what I was thinking?! Like all of my meds are generic and I only call them by brand name bc it’s just easier to say. But all my meds work perfectly fine
@@AmaraJordanMusic literally I have Advil and my sister used ibuprofen and I talk about using Advil and they say it “doesn’t work” and I’m like it’s literally acetaminophen… there zero difference.
@@digaddog6099 it’s the way they market it to treat certain things too
Another very infuriating moment in this video was when they ran 5 steps through the rain with their off brand groceries from Aldi or something and Ryan complained to Shane in the car that this was an absolute humbling experience
Hahahahaha unbelievable 😂
I definitely believe if Shane and his partner were living in Britain they'd almost exclusively shop at M&S and Waitrose
This video should've been titled "Shane and Ryland being offended by poor people for 1hr"
It's insane that now he acts like this, but when he did the video of taking Jeffree to Olive Garden, he was literally using toilet seat covers to blot his oily face 😵💫 he baffles me
Wow, them making fun of the toaster tarts really gave off the same energy that elementary schoolers would give when making fun of someone for having off-brand snacks and stuff.
also, as someone who works in a grocery store, not having service or good wifi is a super common occurrence. it's just because there's a ton of people in there and a lot of other technology that slows it down
He didn’t even touch what I feel is the most problematic part of private labeling, which is big stores rebranding or renaming products so that it’s harder to compare prices. Wayfair and Overstock do this on everything. Or like how Home Depot and Lowe’s have big manufacturers use different product numbers for the same items, so it’s harder to cross-shop.
Even those aren’t conspiracies either, but they are much more anti-consumer than anything in Shane’s video… SMH
They’re SO OUT OF TOUCH to see generic brands as a ~conspiracy theory~ and be in shock about it 😭 have they never been to a Walmart or typical grocery store…
his conspiracies always felt like he heard a random rumor and thought it was more important than it was. "theres a conspiracy that if you eat beans they make you toot. there is even a children's rhyme calling them 'the musical fruit'! They arent shown that way in grocery stores, so today we eat some beans to see if the conspiracy is true!"
Shane Dawnson is like if you turned the,”Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce” meme into a person
Weird comment- I rewatch videos for comfort, and I watched this video two days ago and it was normal. Right now though, there's random parts of the video that are suddenly muted? I've checked everything with my phone, it's not me, I'm so confused what happened
shane prob claimed the vid
copyright claim bc Shane is a coward
I rewatch these for comfort too haha i can’t explain why it just is
when i loose phone service in a store i dont go "😨😨😨CONSPIRACY!" i simply think aw man my music stopped and continue to do my shopping
Apparently Shane not knowing something then finding it out is what makes conspiracies.
conspiracy theory: shane dawson doesn't have a brain.
video consists of opening shane's skull open to check if it's empty
Actually this is weirdly true like I guess when people discover new things but he's just in suspended disbelief permanently about things and thinks it's all hidden knowledge kept from the general public
I work at Aldi, people do this shit all the time, just come in and make fun of the stuff at the budget grocery store specifically designed to be accessible to people with lower income. It pisses me off lmao
Also the generic of Gogurt is called Moo Tubes and that's my favorite thing 😂
I LOVE Aldi
Clancy chips are goated.
It’s funny bc even as someone who grew up with generics, you’ll still use to private brand name for the item
@@doinyourmom3929 true thooo
I absolutely LOVE Aldi and now that I'm on the West Coast my budget misses it terribly... 😢
One of Canadas most iconic brands, the No Name brand, is a generic brand. Like that’s our equivalent of the trader joes brand. It’s a beloved generic brand and literally every Canadian knows about it. Like generic brands are SUCH a well-known concept Shane is just such a damn idiot I can’t 😭
Does the sound cut off at random points in this video for other people?
Yes I thought it was just me