I was raised in New Jersey and I can confirm back in the 1940’s God presided over traffic court. But there were budget cuts, which is a shame, because God really helped impwove twaffic conditions.
"Now, dilute that dangerous frame of mind with 'just a cocktail or two'-" "Oh, okay, thanks! I'll take a Scotch." Tom, I don't think your heart's in this accident-prevention business.
In 1944 there were just over 4 million people in New Jersey and the film states over 20,000 traffic deaths. Now there are over 9 million residents, more than twice the population. In 2022, at least 705 people were killed, and that's the highest in fifteen years. 20,000 to a little over 700 in a state were the population more than doubled. That really says something about the safety of modern cars.
Well, if you don’t drive, you can’t commit a driving offense, can you? Enjoy *not* having Judge God and District Attorney Lumpy Angel chew you out once you die.
starring Edmon Ryan (Mossbarger), a native of KY. New Jersey looks like it had some nice neighborhoods back then. "If you kill somebody here, they can't go over there and get killed."
Did you know that Daffy Duck is responsible for changing the pronunciation of the word "despicable" in the English language? 15:12 is how it used to be pronounced; now it's like this: ruclips.net/video/7Xrw0gbnNuU/видео.html
What a jerk! He could have just let things go, but he has to run his guardian angel mouth. I mean that sort of shows how he was the whole time. Just waiting to give a list of mistakes, never had his back not once.
'And remember,every time a car honks it's horn,a angel gets his wiings,as long as you drink red Bull 👀' This comment sponsor is Red Bull 🐂 Red Bull AND vodka.... Joe don't have a Red Bull, Joe doesn't drink no matter what.
Not to rain on the pissy Republican parade (actually, to do exactly that) but Nixon was a raging paranoiac. He thought of everybody as an enemy. He makes Cheney look cuddly in comparison.
@@JamaicanCastle Nixon was right; they really were after him. "Watergate" was small potatoes compared to what the Presidents (of both parties) did after him.
I was raised in New Jersey and I can confirm back in the 1940’s God presided over traffic court. But there were budget cuts, which is a shame, because God really helped impwove twaffic conditions.
Heh, heh, heh!
🤣🤣🤣
Servo: "God sure has a crummy office, doesn't he?"
Joel: "That's cuz all the interior decorators are in Hell."
lol, ouch
"Now over there, that's Mick Jagger's cloud. Stay off of it." I love it when they give us old folks some humor too.
Clay Loomis Mick Jagger wasn’t that old when this episode aired.
@@rabidrabbitshuggers pushing 50 if my math is right
Really should have been Brian Jones’ cloud. 😇
"Joe had two kids of his own at that school..."
"And if his wife ever found out!"
I thought that this film was going to be about pirates and their buried treasure, but I was sorely disappointed.
"He wasn't supposed to be hear for another 20 years". So, he was destined to die at 55? Not very good news.
and he tried to get there sooner!!
I would guess had he made it to 55, it would've been a heart attack via road rage that would've done him in.
Doughy guys: we’re here for a good time, not a long time.
4:35 "guess he can't be a witness" 🤣🤣🤣
Amon my fave lines: I'm stuck in space, & I still hafta pull jury dury.
"Now, dilute that dangerous frame of mind with 'just a cocktail or two'-"
"Oh, okay, thanks! I'll take a Scotch."
Tom, I don't think your heart's in this accident-prevention business.
"Dear Diary, it's hard being God."
It's reassuring to know that there will still be traffic court in heaven.
"Traffic Court In Heaven" sounds like a movie that would have Jay Sherman say "It stinks!".
Reassuring, in the sense that we'll all be going to hell instead?
I fear the penalty would be far worse than a fine or a suspended license. 👿
Or in hell or in any part of the Twilight Zone.
Legit great driving stunt at 10:00.
So he cheated on his wife and went to traffic hell. Well, works for me. Who's up for waffles?
He said a silent prayer to Bongo, the god of gravity.
Holy cow, a Gino Vanelli reference.
In 1944 there were just over 4 million people in New Jersey and the film states over 20,000 traffic deaths. Now there are over 9 million residents, more than twice the population. In 2022, at least 705 people were killed, and that's the highest in fifteen years. 20,000 to a little over 700 in a state were the population more than doubled. That really says something about the safety of modern cars.
There were no seat belts in those cars and the dash was hard steel as was the steering wheel.. What's to wonder?
I romanticize the past, but the car death rate back then was insane
"If you maim and injure yourself, you can't help us win the war!" Won't do your personal life much good either...
So is "Thou shalt not hit and run" the 11th commandment?
Is it me or does King Dinosaur sound like an awesome death metal band name?
Or something you say when a triceratops shits in your garden.
So wait, traffic is the dreaded 5th column?
Veteran actor George Matthews portrays an "angel with a New Jersey accent". Must have been a challenge to riff on a stodgy traffic safety film.
He was the "Bensonhurst Bomber" on the Honeymooners and "Quinton Q Benton" on Sgt Bilko
@@BGNOLA Isn't he also the Venusian from the Twilight Zone episode, "Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?"
"The court isn't interested in your opinion." I guess a fair trial doesn't exist in purgatory...
So if in the afterlife we're solely judged on our driving skills what does that mean for people like me who have never drived?
we go straight to purgatory
I'd say that makes some sense if you die in a car accident. Maybe if you die while biking they judge you solely on how you handle your bike.
you may call "waiting for the bus in a dark oblivion for eternity" hell
Failure Artist
Well, if you don’t drive, you can’t commit a driving offense, can you?
Enjoy *not* having Judge God and District Attorney Lumpy Angel chew you out once you die.
starring Edmon Ryan (Mossbarger), a native of KY. New Jersey looks like it had some nice neighborhoods back then.
"If you kill somebody here, they can't go over there and get killed."
I'm gonna be 36 on my next birthday (cast laughs)
"And at the halftime, Injuries are ahead of Fatalities here in New Jersey."
Did you know that Daffy Duck is responsible for changing the pronunciation of the word "despicable" in the English language? 15:12 is how it used to be pronounced; now it's like this: ruclips.net/video/7Xrw0gbnNuU/видео.html
You have to spray it, not say it
Bless them, they missed the low hanging fruit 0:28 with the name the that ended in "butt".
"My forehead's all Bondo!"
this short raises an interesting question: just how good of a driver WAS Hitler?
Probably bad. Before he came to power he likely couldn't afford one, and after he came to power he was driven places.
Uhh, aren't you supposed to be my DEFENSE attorney?
"The poor guy was James Dean. The end."
Geez, Crow! That was SAVAGE!
I just left Edison n.j. yesterday!,and their is alot of joe s still left there messing up the garbage state.
moving to the state of New Jersey tomorrow
Vaya Con Dios...😞
It looks like a Gino Vanelli concert
George Matthews as the guardian angel also appeared on the Honeymooners in the episode "The Bensonhurst Bomber".
"Hot dog, I gotta date with death!"
What Joe needed was a visit from the American version of Green Cross Man.
You used to know them. They're your pall bearers now.
I'll be with you in a moment, I'm busy sealing some fates
Down by the waterfront dressed in a spartan outfit going "kitty, kitty, kitty"
The driver had a Eddie Munster haircut.
What a jerk! He could have just let things go, but he has to run his guardian angel mouth. I mean that sort of shows how he was the whole time. Just waiting to give a list of mistakes, never had his back not once.
Sweet Jesus. That guardian angel's face looks like a potato.
A large, winged potato.
So is the courtroom Purgatory?
Wait, so if you're a ford owner when you die you go to New Jersey?
"I love you. I wanna shout it from my oxygen tent!"
0:40
Tain't funny, Magee.
you can't see it fwom hewe, but my torso is fused too a bwock of gwanite
Wow, everyone had a coop back then.
GloriousPantsGamer Especially the chickens!
CaptainLumpyDog Well played. I'd make an inappropriate chicken joke but I'm afraid RUclips would pullet.
What's with all the cops saying "rubarb?"
BirdieRumia en.wiktionary.org/wiki/rhubarb_rhubarb
Oh. Thanks!
I am under the impression, that used to be a polite way of saying "bullshit."
So... Joe is a Massachusetts driver?
It should have been “That’s Brian Jones’ cloud, stay off of it.” 😇
I guess this is the five-hour class?
Welch. We all like their fruit drinks?
'And remember,every time a car honks it's horn,a angel gets his wiings,as long as you drink red Bull 👀'
This comment sponsor is Red Bull 🐂
Red Bull AND vodka.... Joe don't have a Red Bull, Joe doesn't drink no matter what.
So help me, Me!
Is that New Jersey or South Carolina?
Discourtious motoring is no laughing matter.
alright show's over (spirits Rider) or, maybe not
Guilty.
Why don't they look?
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
not guilty
they made this vid and Jersey drivers still suck XD
The 1940s .... the cars looked like shit and they drove like shit. We used to call guys like that "Oscar Grope".
They don t drive better now.i can say that after 30 years of over the road
HEY I’m no commie! 😂
No, Nixon's enemy list wouldn't be that thick. I'm thinking that it's either the Clintons' or Obama's enemy list based on the size of that book.
Not to rain on the pissy Republican parade (actually, to do exactly that) but Nixon was a raging paranoiac. He thought of everybody as an enemy. He makes Cheney look cuddly in comparison.
That guy makes me happy I wasn't even born yet when he was in office, to be brutally honest...
Pax Humana You're a conspiracy theorist, but you don't believe in Nixon's 'Enemies List?' Yeah. Ok.
@@JamaicanCastle Nixon was right; they really were after him. "Watergate" was small potatoes compared to what the Presidents (of both parties) did after him.
Must of sucked to live in the 50s
Hell of a lot better than now
Don't know what that has to do with it, as this short is from 1942.