MST3K - X Marks the Spot

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @rabidrabbitshuggers
    @rabidrabbitshuggers 5 лет назад +55

    I was raised in New Jersey and I can confirm back in the 1940’s God presided over traffic court. But there were budget cuts, which is a shame, because God really helped impwove twaffic conditions.

  • @AJF786
    @AJF786 11 лет назад +82

    Servo: "God sure has a crummy office, doesn't he?"
    Joel: "That's cuz all the interior decorators are in Hell."
    lol, ouch

  • @ClayLoomis1958
    @ClayLoomis1958 8 лет назад +63

    "Now over there, that's Mick Jagger's cloud. Stay off of it." I love it when they give us old folks some humor too.

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 5 лет назад +5

      Clay Loomis Mick Jagger wasn’t that old when this episode aired.

    • @BGNOLA
      @BGNOLA Год назад +2

      @@rabidrabbitshuggers pushing 50 if my math is right

    • @TheaterPup
      @TheaterPup 11 месяцев назад

      Really should have been Brian Jones’ cloud. 😇

  • @nina1522
    @nina1522 5 лет назад +28

    "Joe had two kids of his own at that school..."
    "And if his wife ever found out!"

  • @paxhumana2015
    @paxhumana2015 8 лет назад +31

    I thought that this film was going to be about pirates and their buried treasure, but I was sorely disappointed.

  • @MrHypnofan
    @MrHypnofan 9 лет назад +36

    "He wasn't supposed to be hear for another 20 years". So, he was destined to die at 55? Not very good news.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 лет назад +5

      and he tried to get there sooner!!

    • @NerdyHippy
      @NerdyHippy 4 года назад +8

      I would guess had he made it to 55, it would've been a heart attack via road rage that would've done him in.

    • @PaulTomblin
      @PaulTomblin 2 года назад +3

      Doughy guys: we’re here for a good time, not a long time.

  • @djt8937
    @djt8937 3 года назад +8

    4:35 "guess he can't be a witness" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @phylliselizahb1041
    @phylliselizahb1041 Год назад +3

    Amon my fave lines: I'm stuck in space, & I still hafta pull jury dury.

  • @JamaicanCastle
    @JamaicanCastle 7 лет назад +21

    "Now, dilute that dangerous frame of mind with 'just a cocktail or two'-"
    "Oh, okay, thanks! I'll take a Scotch."
    Tom, I don't think your heart's in this accident-prevention business.

  • @nelsonr12
    @nelsonr12 7 лет назад +25

    "Dear Diary, it's hard being God."

  • @snowbeast4463
    @snowbeast4463 8 лет назад +34

    It's reassuring to know that there will still be traffic court in heaven.

    • @Satellite_Of_Love
      @Satellite_Of_Love 3 года назад +1

      "Traffic Court In Heaven" sounds like a movie that would have Jay Sherman say "It stinks!".

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 2 года назад +1

      Reassuring, in the sense that we'll all be going to hell instead?

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 2 года назад

      I fear the penalty would be far worse than a fine or a suspended license. 👿

    • @jackmonaghan8477
      @jackmonaghan8477 Год назад

      Or in hell or in any part of the Twilight Zone.

  • @mikeb8674
    @mikeb8674 7 лет назад +14

    Legit great driving stunt at 10:00.

  • @CandyHatsuneWolff
    @CandyHatsuneWolff 9 лет назад +30

    So he cheated on his wife and went to traffic hell. Well, works for me. Who's up for waffles?

  • @joelbohnenkamp5847
    @joelbohnenkamp5847 3 года назад +8

    He said a silent prayer to Bongo, the god of gravity.

  • @johnm3152
    @johnm3152 5 лет назад +10

    Holy cow, a Gino Vanelli reference.

  • @eaglescout1984
    @eaglescout1984 Год назад +8

    In 1944 there were just over 4 million people in New Jersey and the film states over 20,000 traffic deaths. Now there are over 9 million residents, more than twice the population. In 2022, at least 705 people were killed, and that's the highest in fifteen years. 20,000 to a little over 700 in a state were the population more than doubled. That really says something about the safety of modern cars.

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 Год назад +2

      There were no seat belts in those cars and the dash was hard steel as was the steering wheel.. What's to wonder?

    • @BGNOLA
      @BGNOLA Год назад

      I romanticize the past, but the car death rate back then was insane

  • @bloodgrss
    @bloodgrss 2 года назад +4

    "If you maim and injure yourself, you can't help us win the war!" Won't do your personal life much good either...

  • @michaelwilson5114
    @michaelwilson5114 3 года назад +8

    So is "Thou shalt not hit and run" the 11th commandment?

  • @paxhumana2015
    @paxhumana2015 8 лет назад +25

    Is it me or does King Dinosaur sound like an awesome death metal band name?

    • @applemask
      @applemask 4 года назад +3

      Or something you say when a triceratops shits in your garden.

  • @MutantSentry
    @MutantSentry 10 лет назад +19

    So wait, traffic is the dreaded 5th column?

  • @TimelordR
    @TimelordR 9 лет назад +13

    Veteran actor George Matthews portrays an "angel with a New Jersey accent". Must have been a challenge to riff on a stodgy traffic safety film.

    • @BGNOLA
      @BGNOLA Год назад

      He was the "Bensonhurst Bomber" on the Honeymooners and "Quinton Q Benton" on Sgt Bilko

    • @julieporter7805
      @julieporter7805 Год назад

      ​@@BGNOLA Isn't he also the Venusian from the Twilight Zone episode, "Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?"

  • @jimmyjim170
    @jimmyjim170 9 лет назад +7

    "The court isn't interested in your opinion." I guess a fair trial doesn't exist in purgatory...

  • @HystericalWoman
    @HystericalWoman 8 лет назад +27

    So if in the afterlife we're solely judged on our driving skills what does that mean for people like me who have never drived?

    • @CrazyKraut20
      @CrazyKraut20 8 лет назад +24

      we go straight to purgatory

    • @ilikethecokev2
      @ilikethecokev2 7 лет назад +4

      I'd say that makes some sense if you die in a car accident. Maybe if you die while biking they judge you solely on how you handle your bike.

    • @CrazyKraut20
      @CrazyKraut20 7 лет назад +7

      you may call "waiting for the bus in a dark oblivion for eternity" hell

    • @shawnschliepp9637
      @shawnschliepp9637 7 лет назад +1

      Failure Artist

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 5 лет назад +4

      Well, if you don’t drive, you can’t commit a driving offense, can you?
      Enjoy *not* having Judge God and District Attorney Lumpy Angel chew you out once you die.

  • @mikezylstra7514
    @mikezylstra7514 Год назад +1

    starring Edmon Ryan (Mossbarger), a native of KY. New Jersey looks like it had some nice neighborhoods back then.
    "If you kill somebody here, they can't go over there and get killed."

  • @shawnschliepp9637
    @shawnschliepp9637 7 лет назад +14

    I'm gonna be 36 on my next birthday (cast laughs)

  • @NerdyHippy
    @NerdyHippy 4 года назад +3

    "And at the halftime, Injuries are ahead of Fatalities here in New Jersey."

  • @halfspin8
    @halfspin8 7 лет назад +10

    Did you know that Daffy Duck is responsible for changing the pronunciation of the word "despicable" in the English language? 15:12 is how it used to be pronounced; now it's like this: ruclips.net/video/7Xrw0gbnNuU/видео.html

  • @chellesama8256
    @chellesama8256 5 лет назад +5

    Bless them, they missed the low hanging fruit 0:28 with the name the that ended in "butt".

  • @anthrax2525
    @anthrax2525 9 лет назад +6

    "My forehead's all Bondo!"

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 7 лет назад +6

    this short raises an interesting question: just how good of a driver WAS Hitler?

    • @artistwithouttalent
      @artistwithouttalent 3 года назад +5

      Probably bad. Before he came to power he likely couldn't afford one, and after he came to power he was driven places.

  • @deafmusician2
    @deafmusician2 3 года назад +2

    Uhh, aren't you supposed to be my DEFENSE attorney?

  • @menslady125eif2590
    @menslady125eif2590 Год назад

    "The poor guy was James Dean. The end."
    Geez, Crow! That was SAVAGE!

  • @kelvintorrence5994
    @kelvintorrence5994 Год назад +2

    I just left Edison n.j. yesterday!,and their is alot of joe s still left there messing up the garbage state.

  • @scitsalcoryp
    @scitsalcoryp 8 лет назад +1

    moving to the state of New Jersey tomorrow

  • @scitsalcoryp
    @scitsalcoryp 8 лет назад +4

    It looks like a Gino Vanelli concert

  • @jimtrack3786
    @jimtrack3786 Год назад

    George Matthews as the guardian angel also appeared on the Honeymooners in the episode "The Bensonhurst Bomber".

  • @AaronWilson55
    @AaronWilson55 4 года назад +4

    "Hot dog, I gotta date with death!"

  • @jackmonaghan8477
    @jackmonaghan8477 Год назад +1

    What Joe needed was a visit from the American version of Green Cross Man.

  • @lavalampluva55401
    @lavalampluva55401 3 года назад +1

    You used to know them. They're your pall bearers now.

  • @shawnschliepp9637
    @shawnschliepp9637 7 лет назад +3

    I'll be with you in a moment, I'm busy sealing some fates

  • @hopedunkel2298
    @hopedunkel2298 2 года назад +1

    Down by the waterfront dressed in a spartan outfit going "kitty, kitty, kitty"

  • @JapaneseNscale
    @JapaneseNscale 7 лет назад +2

    The driver had a Eddie Munster haircut.

  • @Hotpocketmountiandew
    @Hotpocketmountiandew 7 лет назад +5

    What a jerk! He could have just let things go, but he has to run his guardian angel mouth. I mean that sort of shows how he was the whole time. Just waiting to give a list of mistakes, never had his back not once.

  • @LorenHelgeson
    @LorenHelgeson 7 лет назад +7

    Sweet Jesus. That guardian angel's face looks like a potato.

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe2576 7 лет назад +4

    So is the courtroom Purgatory?

  • @neophobicnyctophile8264
    @neophobicnyctophile8264 Год назад +1

    Wait, so if you're a ford owner when you die you go to New Jersey?

  • @phylliselizahb1041
    @phylliselizahb1041 Год назад

    "I love you. I wanna shout it from my oxygen tent!"

  • @pikminfan6778
    @pikminfan6778 2 года назад +3

    0:40
    Tain't funny, Magee.

  • @shawnschliepp9637
    @shawnschliepp9637 7 лет назад +2

    you can't see it fwom hewe, but my torso is fused too a bwock of gwanite

  • @GloriousPantsGamer
    @GloriousPantsGamer 9 лет назад +3

    Wow, everyone had a coop back then.

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog 7 лет назад +5

      GloriousPantsGamer Especially the chickens!

    • @artiegohome
      @artiegohome 7 лет назад +8

      CaptainLumpyDog Well played. I'd make an inappropriate chicken joke but I'm afraid RUclips would pullet.

  • @BirdieRumia
    @BirdieRumia 9 лет назад +4

    What's with all the cops saying "rubarb?"

    • @Deathundothee
      @Deathundothee 9 лет назад +4

      BirdieRumia en.wiktionary.org/wiki/rhubarb_rhubarb

    • @BirdieRumia
      @BirdieRumia 9 лет назад +2

      Oh. Thanks!

    • @Witchypooh66
      @Witchypooh66 8 лет назад +1

      I am under the impression, that used to be a polite way of saying "bullshit."

  • @doctorryodine2182
    @doctorryodine2182 5 лет назад

    So... Joe is a Massachusetts driver?

  • @TheaterPup
    @TheaterPup 11 месяцев назад

    It should have been “That’s Brian Jones’ cloud, stay off of it.” 😇

  • @elafimilo8199
    @elafimilo8199 4 года назад

    I guess this is the five-hour class?

  • @phylliselizahb1041
    @phylliselizahb1041 Год назад

    Welch. We all like their fruit drinks?

  • @jamesdaniels3699
    @jamesdaniels3699 Год назад

    'And remember,every time a car honks it's horn,a angel gets his wiings,as long as you drink red Bull 👀'
    This comment sponsor is Red Bull 🐂
    Red Bull AND vodka.... Joe don't have a Red Bull, Joe doesn't drink no matter what.

  • @livelifeincolour
    @livelifeincolour Год назад

    So help me, Me!

  • @bruceellenburg429
    @bruceellenburg429 Год назад

    Is that New Jersey or South Carolina?

  • @larryaldrich4351
    @larryaldrich4351 Год назад

    Discourtious motoring is no laughing matter.

  • @shawnschliepp9637
    @shawnschliepp9637 7 лет назад

    alright show's over (spirits Rider) or, maybe not

  • @applemask
    @applemask 10 лет назад +2

    Guilty.

  • @oggjoshua
    @oggjoshua Год назад

    Why don't they look?

  • @lorihyatt2457
    @lorihyatt2457 2 года назад

    HAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • @LMTR14
    @LMTR14 10 лет назад

    not guilty

  • @emilyd9443
    @emilyd9443 7 лет назад +3

    they made this vid and Jersey drivers still suck XD

  • @alexcarter8807
    @alexcarter8807 7 лет назад

    The 1940s .... the cars looked like shit and they drove like shit. We used to call guys like that "Oscar Grope".

    • @roballen8431
      @roballen8431 Год назад

      They don t drive better now.i can say that after 30 years of over the road

  • @abletonreason
    @abletonreason 11 месяцев назад

    HEY I’m no commie! 😂

  • @paxhumana2015
    @paxhumana2015 8 лет назад +3

    No, Nixon's enemy list wouldn't be that thick. I'm thinking that it's either the Clintons' or Obama's enemy list based on the size of that book.

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 8 лет назад +10

      Not to rain on the pissy Republican parade (actually, to do exactly that) but Nixon was a raging paranoiac. He thought of everybody as an enemy. He makes Cheney look cuddly in comparison.

    • @ranchdressing
      @ranchdressing 7 лет назад +2

      That guy makes me happy I wasn't even born yet when he was in office, to be brutally honest...

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog 7 лет назад +6

      Pax Humana You're a conspiracy theorist, but you don't believe in Nixon's 'Enemies List?' Yeah. Ok.

    • @BGNOLA
      @BGNOLA Год назад +1

      @@JamaicanCastle Nixon was right; they really were after him. "Watergate" was small potatoes compared to what the Presidents (of both parties) did after him.

  • @xandercruz8720
    @xandercruz8720 2 года назад +1

    Must of sucked to live in the 50s

    • @roballen8431
      @roballen8431 Год назад

      Hell of a lot better than now

    • @BGNOLA
      @BGNOLA Год назад +2

      Don't know what that has to do with it, as this short is from 1942.