Ink Master: "I Only Had One Machine"

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @mebiiitch372
    @mebiiitch372 6 лет назад +2838

    "I don't ever leave my house without 8 machines, minimum" It's just Oliver going to buy some groceries with 8 machines on hand

    • @joshhoehn
      @joshhoehn 5 лет назад +191

      You never know when you got to bust out a badass piece on aisle 8.

    • @UnnamedHero0922
      @UnnamedHero0922 5 лет назад +34

      People would buy his groceries for the next month just for one tattoo from him. I would.

    • @InkAndPoet
      @InkAndPoet 5 лет назад +15

      @@UnnamedHero0922 if that's what I had to do to get a tattoo, I'd be off to the supermarket and back faster than you could say "Pinup Week".

    • @m.j.mbrooks1859
      @m.j.mbrooks1859 5 лет назад +8

      Josh Hoehn it always happens on aisle 8.

    • @Nataly-lk9yj
      @Nataly-lk9yj 5 лет назад

      Josh Hoehn 😂😂

  • @distressedmegan3364
    @distressedmegan3364 7 лет назад +2176

    "I'm the smartest one in this competition"
    *Brings 1 machine*

    • @WMachismo
      @WMachismo 6 лет назад +4

      Damn that makes me wanna turn this into a meme lol

    • @InkAndPoet
      @InkAndPoet 5 лет назад +28

      There are many reasons why people consider him the worst contestant on the show EVER. And that's one of the reasons.

    • @guppynbetta4594
      @guppynbetta4594 2 года назад

      well, you guys probably know its fake by now lol. All scripted and confusing as hell because the contestant were provided the machines, to me That was flawed as hell

  • @arthurtats
    @arthurtats 10 лет назад +2319

    thats pretty impressive for only 1 machine

    • @BadMoonRising92
      @BadMoonRising92 9 лет назад +272

      Yeah let's ignore that he left all the other machines at home for a minute and just understand how good that is for just a single machine lol makes you wonder how good it would have been with all his machines

    • @emmabathandbeyond3845
      @emmabathandbeyond3845 8 лет назад +13

      exactly tho

    • @justtrent9519
      @justtrent9519 7 лет назад +4

      Arthurtats That tattoo was my 2nd Favorite Joeys was my favorite Joeys always my favorite

    • @Hi.Im.Levi.
      @Hi.Im.Levi. 7 лет назад +32

      Arthurtats no it's not. That's retarded. Line it. Set up shading needles. Boom. Not an excuse for being a bad tattooer

    • @thatnightmarinboogeymanfh1985
      @thatnightmarinboogeymanfh1985 6 лет назад +33

      Wtf good for one machine ? Thats horrible even for 1 machine

  • @phillangston1885
    @phillangston1885 5 лет назад +390

    I like watching this cuz Oliver doesn’t leave his house without 8 machines makes me laugh every time

    • @maddisonfagan7689
      @maddisonfagan7689 3 года назад +2

      Same lol like does he go to the grocery store with 8 machines lmao 🤣🤣

  • @iihannahxo
    @iihannahxo 11 лет назад +842

    When Mystical Mike got voted off last night,
    Dave said;
    " Pack up your machines and close shop. "
    and i died laughing.
    it should have been:
    "Pack up your MACHINE and close shop. "
    LOLOLOL.

    • @1sick95venge
      @1sick95venge 4 года назад +14

      Hannah M. I damn near shit a kidney when he said I only had one machine

  • @latinagirl124
    @latinagirl124 8 лет назад +415

    lmfaooooooo Oliver peck when he says "I'm confused as fuck" 😂 love him!💛

  • @BetweenTwoForks
    @BetweenTwoForks 5 лет назад +928

    I only wrote half an essay because I only had one pen.

    • @SadEyes1412
      @SadEyes1412 5 лет назад +42

      That is not comparable. Machines come in different types for different effects and lining.

    • @BetweenTwoForks
      @BetweenTwoForks 5 лет назад +8

      @@SadEyes1412 you are totally right. I for some reason thought he was talking bout the power source.

    • @WMachismo
      @WMachismo 3 года назад +4

      Don't you ever leave my house without having 8 pens minimum

  • @MissieK
    @MissieK 5 лет назад +117

    can we just appreciate 0:40 where they both look at chris like wtf? and 0:54 where Dave is like ''he still talking?''

  • @najwasabilayusuf1611
    @najwasabilayusuf1611 3 года назад +65

    Imagine going to Walmart or something and you just see Oliver Peck with 8 machines

  • @WMachismo
    @WMachismo 8 лет назад +426

    Can you imagine if Mystical Mike came back for Season 7 as a returning "veteran". If Cleen Rock One and St.Marq had put up with him it would be interesting.

  • @Nikkimomo
    @Nikkimomo 11 лет назад +344

    "I'm confused as fuck"
    "I'm still confused o_O"
    Me: WTF!? (confused)

    • @emoboi311
      @emoboi311 9 лет назад

      +Hell im making new videos soon. My comment section won't be disabled. Stay tuned

  • @puffpuffpassmako
    @puffpuffpassmako 2 года назад +25

    Imagine if mystical mike comes back in a future season with multiple machines, a cleaned up attitude, and better social skills. He wouldn't even have to win the season. It would still be the greatest character arc in Ink Master history

    • @sinanaldulaymi4103
      @sinanaldulaymi4103 Год назад +2

      And yet when he came back in Redemption, the only difference in him is that he had longer hair

  • @Heaven01993
    @Heaven01993 4 года назад +118

    I Thought this was about Chris Nunez talking about his career with only having one machine at hand, but I was wrong. 🙄

  • @gwapman9528
    @gwapman9528 4 года назад +168

    "I only had one machine"
    My response...
    "Sounds like a you problem"

  • @Athena-kl7oj
    @Athena-kl7oj 4 года назад +50

    Things I learned today despite having multiple tattoos: Artists use multiple machines

  • @patriciabenitez2291
    @patriciabenitez2291 10 лет назад +240

    When I saw his tattoo it was cool but notice that the one ear was missing

  • @pisforpearl
    @pisforpearl 8 лет назад +119

    "you could come back next season and possibly win this..."
    i know he's been on ink master redemption and a valentines special but if they brought him back for season 8 - things would get interesting fast.

  • @sv8729
    @sv8729 2 года назад +12

    As someone who knows nothing about tattooing, I thought Oliver and Chris were being sarcastic in their responses. Imagine my shock when I found out they were being serious

    • @AllRequired
      @AllRequired 2 года назад

      If you've ever caught an episode of Tattoo Nightmares, you'll understand firsthand there is nothing sarcastic about their answers.

  • @TheRicosuave94
    @TheRicosuave94 11 лет назад +128

    Childish move, he told the judges he only used one machine so they could go, "WOW, you only had one machine and produced that quality of work. Nevermind then, considering you only had one machine you're the most talented of the bunch." This guy has character problems. hahah Penis Envy.

  • @AlejandroSantiago-kn6dg
    @AlejandroSantiago-kn6dg 8 лет назад +23

    0:40 The Judges fucked me up!! LMFAO!!! How Dave and Oliver looked at Nunez at the same time! I wouldve done the same!

  • @i_voted_4_donaldt_usa525
    @i_voted_4_donaldt_usa525 5 лет назад +39

    Y’all don’t understand how much this guy pissed me off😂😂

  • @legendarythepoet8483
    @legendarythepoet8483 4 года назад +7

    " No I respect your critique but -...."
    No, it's not a critique. Everyone knows to come prepared with the tools of the trade.

  • @anim4188
    @anim4188 4 года назад +6

    This happened 7 years ago and IM STILL CONFUSED!!! ONE MACHINE?

  • @landerstyle100
    @landerstyle100 9 лет назад +201

    Testicle Mike

  • @geekifychic
    @geekifychic 7 лет назад +43

    Some artist prefer to use their own supplies and have special tools they use, not really surprised that the show doesn’t provide machines for them since I would be expecting my artist to use machines they are familiar with to give them the best chance to succeed.

  • @asylum1980
    @asylum1980 4 года назад +10

    "Please pack your 'machine' and close shop"

  • @Amazin-ji8sn
    @Amazin-ji8sn 4 года назад +17

    I mean Mike’s a flat out annoying lunatic. But for one machine it was still a good tattoo. I doubt he said that Mike

  • @MisaelSuaveTeamAccount
    @MisaelSuaveTeamAccount 11 лет назад +41

    His problem is he talks instead of doing

  • @InkAndPoet
    @InkAndPoet 4 года назад +16

    "...he said the two happiest moments of his life were seeing his kids born and to be tattooed by me in this competition."
    Yeah... I don't believe that for one second. Not the kids part. That's every parents happiest moment.

  • @M.A.C.01
    @M.A.C.01 3 года назад +2

    I’m so smart and a great artist
    -Mystic Mike

  • @MateusSouza-ld9ce
    @MateusSouza-ld9ce 4 года назад +3

    Dave's face is the best....

  • @Shinigamij66
    @Shinigamij66 4 года назад +9

    You need more than one machine. I’ve been using only 1 machine for 2 years. This guy just sucks

  • @turowat
    @turowat 10 лет назад +96

    Worst contestant ever at Ink Master

    • @willywonkasson
      @willywonkasson 9 лет назад +11

      +turowat Agreed, entertaining af though

    • @emmabathandbeyond3845
      @emmabathandbeyond3845 8 лет назад +30

      idk the crying bitch with black hair. ashley i think? she left ON HER OWN wasnt even eliminated .she was pretty bad, she blamed crying on "being a girl" LIKE BITCH BE A STRONG GROWN ASS WOMAN ITS JUST CRITIQUE her and mike are like the woooorst

    • @kellychapman9811
      @kellychapman9811 5 лет назад +7

      Remember the girl i think season two who on her first day blew ink all over her face then failed the flash challenge then did a tattoo so bad in the elimination tattoo that it took until the secondary private critique for them to notice she misspelled corinthians. Idk if she comes back im only on season 5 but i gotta put her as the worst

    • @InkAndPoet
      @InkAndPoet 5 лет назад +1

      @@emmabathandbeyond3845 but when she was brought back for mini competitions she grew up and matured. She ALMOST won the Valentine's Day special episode (which Mike was also on and was the first person eliminated)!!!!

    • @InkAndPoet
      @InkAndPoet 5 лет назад

      @@kellychapman9811 she was in the New Year's Ink special episode and came in third

  • @Jonathan01233
    @Jonathan01233 5 лет назад +8

    Oliver was pissed off he cut off Chris lmfao

  • @jayrobertson5766
    @jayrobertson5766 5 лет назад +6

    You can actually get through this show with one machine , just use cartridges.

  • @marcelinebelcher1901
    @marcelinebelcher1901 6 лет назад +3

    This hardly has anything to do with the video in a way but did anyone notice that when Oliver and Dave looked over at 25-26 seconds they were in sync?

  • @gavinlarson1485
    @gavinlarson1485 5 лет назад +3

    Legend. What a legend

  • @user-sf9gs2pg1b
    @user-sf9gs2pg1b 4 года назад +4

    I thought that tattoo looked awesome, but I’m also not a tattoo expert.

  • @snowb0x
    @snowb0x 6 лет назад +23

    Not much to pack

  • @TheeBizzyB
    @TheeBizzyB 4 года назад +13

    Looking back at it, considering he only had one machine it's a damn good tattoo.

    • @AllRequired
      @AllRequired 2 года назад

      Not if you have only one machine.

  • @grubhubguy9629
    @grubhubguy9629 5 лет назад +3

    Why would he make the lion blue?

  • @xaraphilpott4913
    @xaraphilpott4913 3 года назад +1

    Why did he only bring one machine?

  • @maffa29
    @maffa29 4 года назад +3

    why’s it important to have multiple machines jw

  • @_Lynnos_
    @_Lynnos_ 4 года назад +2

    But he knew that having one machine wasn't good either 😂

  • @gabriellephillips3600
    @gabriellephillips3600 4 года назад +5

    Ok but uh.. I know this has nothing to do with anything about the tattoo but... Mike is really cute😘

    • @mijadane
      @mijadane 3 года назад

      Oh yes. He keeps reminding everyone about that throughout his time in the show. :)

  • @-Nacht
    @-Nacht 11 лет назад +4

    If he did that with ONE machine that's pretty impressive, gotta admit that he's talented

  • @atrainofthought99
    @atrainofthought99 3 года назад

    One Machine Mythical Mike

  • @guitarlover1126
    @guitarlover1126 7 лет назад +4

    LOL "this guy's doesn' t even have whiskers on the right side of his face". yes , yes your right they are on the left..,..

  • @hzGrll
    @hzGrll 4 года назад +2

    Can someone explain why you would need more than one machine? Is shading and line work two different machines? I always thought they switched needles not the whole machine 😳

  • @kimberleyjaay6973
    @kimberleyjaay6973 3 года назад +1

    Out of genuine curiosity, what is the purpose of having more than one machine ? I know nothing about tattoo machines so I'm totally unaware.

  • @mitchell314
    @mitchell314 8 лет назад +7

    i like the tattoo tho

  • @artisticalex1206
    @artisticalex1206 2 года назад +1

    Mike was the worst tattoo artist of the entire show. Because of his attitude and the fact he clearly didn't come prepared. Tbh this was the only good tattoo he did of the two even though he didn't use a liner.

  • @AUGUILERASHOP
    @AUGUILERASHOP 4 года назад

    My favorite season

  • @acwolf92
    @acwolf92 2 года назад

    Has anyone ever been eliminated from running there mouth to the judges?

  • @johnboehmer8604
    @johnboehmer8604 4 года назад

    Not a smart move in a competition to announce I have one machine

  • @bobmandoki32
    @bobmandoki32 11 лет назад +1

    i'm glad he was sent home, Maddie is next to go.

  • @BalletDancer26
    @BalletDancer26 4 года назад +1

    I thought they supplied them.. guess not

  • @CrankyNovelist7335
    @CrankyNovelist7335 6 лет назад +3

    Mystical Mike thinks too highly of himself. It wasn't a bad tattoo, but still. U need more than one machine. I know that and I'm not even a tattoo artist.

    • @Matus0919
      @Matus0919 5 лет назад

      Actually you can do it with just one! I have an amazing tattoo way better than the tattoos of the show and my tattoo artist just used his Cheyenne Sol Nova

  • @1sick95venge
    @1sick95venge 4 года назад +1

    I wasn’t impressed with him on either tattoo. I’m with chris and pecker. Why the F**k would u go to a tat competition with one machine

  • @tomvinansaca6659
    @tomvinansaca6659 4 года назад +1

    He abouta shoot up the show 😂😂

  • @MRALEX9870
    @MRALEX9870 4 года назад +1

    That Lion Does look like it has two nose bridges

  • @Intrepid_Explorer
    @Intrepid_Explorer 8 лет назад +7

    This dude was a total Froot Loop.

  • @Randomname6133
    @Randomname6133 5 лет назад +1

    well john wick has one pencil what's your excuse ?

  • @BleedingxRainbow
    @BleedingxRainbow 10 лет назад +326

    i dont get why the show didnt provide...

    • @MattsterFelix
      @MattsterFelix 8 лет назад +437

      +BleedingxRainbow Its called ink masters not INk providers

    • @moriahjohnthejohnsons718
      @moriahjohnthejohnsons718 7 лет назад +7

      Mixed_By_FLEX haha

    • @alessandraleigh9919
      @alessandraleigh9919 7 лет назад +46

      BleedingxRainbow Its called Ink masters for a reason. You’re supposed to be professional.

    • @__silvergold__
      @__silvergold__ 6 лет назад +40

      It's just like a cooking show where the contestants bring their own knives

    • @Brqinstorm
      @Brqinstorm 6 лет назад +50

      I don't know the point you were trying to make, but yes, cooks do bring their own knives and its actually a vital part of their work tools.
      And here coming with one machine is as fucked up as a cook trying to work a fish with a butter knife.

  • @ghostofvalor4349
    @ghostofvalor4349 5 лет назад

    I'm assuming this was before rotaries and needle cartridges?

  • @marcusgreen6535
    @marcusgreen6535 5 лет назад

    Did anyone ever make the mistake of calling it a gun?

  • @mangobrasi4127
    @mangobrasi4127 5 лет назад +1

    If Keanu Reeves needs sumone to play his biopic....Dave Navarro is perfect

  • @Ticonderous1
    @Ticonderous1 5 лет назад +1

    For only 1 machine ... pretty good job really ....

  • @6locktae525
    @6locktae525 6 лет назад

    Hella good for 1 machine

  • @justcallmejessz3712
    @justcallmejessz3712 4 года назад

    Why do you need multiple machines?

  • @blackbaccarat1672
    @blackbaccarat1672 7 лет назад +1

    Is Dave wearing a Crass tee!?!?!? :DDD

  • @Devilfish415
    @Devilfish415 4 года назад

    Can someone explain why you need more than 2 machines?

  • @VanessaRodriguez-qk8vs
    @VanessaRodriguez-qk8vs 4 года назад

    For real how do you show up to a competition and expect to win $100,000 with only 1 machine

  • @Josue_Cristobal
    @Josue_Cristobal Год назад

    I’m not a tattoo guy. I’ve never been in a tattoo shop. I just like Ink Master because I enjoy seeing the creative process and I enjoy the judges’ critiques. Can someone explain why Mike would need more than one machine or why Oliver says he needs a minimum of eight machines? I know there are shaders and liners, etc, but does each element of a tattoo require a whole separate machine?

    • @AllRequired
      @AllRequired Год назад

      Each of your teeth serves a specific purpose with regards to your consumption of a product. Likewise, each needle serves a specific function with regards to your final work.

  • @SGTWinchester85
    @SGTWinchester85 3 года назад

    I must have had poor tattoo artist I don’t remember them using more than 1

  • @instapizzabmx4206
    @instapizzabmx4206 4 года назад

    So im guessing if you don’t own a machine then no ink master for you.

  • @se7encureton
    @se7encureton 4 года назад +1

    Even the hood dudes have a liner and a shade gun
    Come on

  • @AnythingBtOrdinary91
    @AnythingBtOrdinary91 4 года назад +1

    I didn’t know that there were different machines. I thought different sized needles could be switched out with one machine. I guess in the tattoo world it’s not a one size fits all sort of equipment then.

    • @byTehqe
      @byTehqe 2 года назад

      depends what the artist is using. if they are using a coil machine then it’s wiser to use multiple machines with different needles so you don’t spend time taking apart and tuning your machine for a new needle etc. most artists nowadays use rotary machines which allows them to swap out needles with cartridges.

    • @ImperiumMagistrate
      @ImperiumMagistrate 2 года назад +2

      @@byTehqe I saw a reddit post that Mike actually used a rotary machine but since they were fairly new in 2012 they didn’t realize the needles could be changed out. Although it seems like Mike only brought liner needles

  • @juanda680
    @juanda680 4 года назад

    So why they need all those machines?

  • @Mobfly0
    @Mobfly0 7 лет назад +9

    8 Machines .
    You’re Pushing it

  • @DoggoWillink
    @DoggoWillink 5 лет назад

    0:54 Dave Navarro’s face says: “This. Little. Mother. FUCKER! Aww hell naw”

  • @lkmorgan1959
    @lkmorgan1959 11 лет назад

    See Ya!

  • @JerdyV
    @JerdyV 2 года назад +1

    I don’t care what anyone says mystical mike is a narcissist 😭

  • @jamesoliver7584
    @jamesoliver7584 3 года назад +1

    I laughed when I heard this 😂😂

  • @Amazin-ji8sn
    @Amazin-ji8sn 5 лет назад

    Kids bring born & tattooed my Mike?
    BWHAHAHAHA AHHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @heartofnova8768
    @heartofnova8768 11 лет назад +1

    Something tells me out of all the people that signed up, they may have been the better ones. I doubt only 16 people signed up for the competition. But that's just my guess :P

  • @jenniferduran9601
    @jenniferduran9601 4 года назад

    Bro....I wanna see him and Cam work together..

  • @anim4188
    @anim4188 5 лет назад +6

    Six years (2019) and Im still confused with the fact that he brought ONE MACHINE

    • @anim4188
      @anim4188 5 лет назад

      @Matt W. Theres machines that help you do different things like shaders, line work and color. Is possible to do a tat with one machine but the process can be difficult if you arent trained enough and can sometimes look sloppy. Also to avoid any mishap if the machine you use decides to die, you have another one ready to go.

    • @ottoleyendecker2728
      @ottoleyendecker2728 5 лет назад

      @Matt W. You basically just need a liner and a shader set up . .but for him to do that lion with jist one machine set up tales skill

  • @greenlybeanly2839
    @greenlybeanly2839 2 года назад

    there is just.. something going on w that man I swear lmfao

  • @Mr.Limekiller
    @Mr.Limekiller 5 лет назад

    I don't understand. The tattoo competition doesn't supply them with tattooing machines?

    • @Mr.Limekiller
      @Mr.Limekiller 5 лет назад

      @stn bboy That's fair. I don't know much about tattooing so it was a genuine question. I imagined they would all be a standard size but I guess it makes sense to have personal machines. If you know any more about it, do you know why they would need more than one machine? I figured the needles and different orientations of them would just be swapable attachments.

  • @cheesaac
    @cheesaac 2 года назад

    that man must have a really miserable life then

  • @devilsdeckofcards
    @devilsdeckofcards 3 года назад

    So. I don't know if he financially couldn't get more than 1 machine or just choose to only have one. But. If he didn't actively try to only have one machine, they shouldn't go off that aggressively XD. I also just don't understand how people can afford a tattoo machine and the supplies to tattoo, but not basic things or shelter.But everyone has it differently so, i try not to think about it.

  • @the_ivybrown189
    @the_ivybrown189 4 года назад

    Why is josh there... he wasn't in season ink master

  • @outstretchedwings
    @outstretchedwings 11 лет назад

    I kinda liked Mystical Mike, and would have liked to see him go farther, mostly to see what he'd say next.

  • @DraylianKaiju
    @DraylianKaiju Год назад

    Only one fucking machine!?!? That's like going to a tennis competition and having one One string on your racket!!! Wtf lmfao!!

  • @AllRequired
    @AllRequired 2 года назад

    Brandice felt like smashing him in the chops. She could have just sat on him.

  • @waranghira
    @waranghira 4 года назад

    Did he get back another season?

  • @A1TheBest
    @A1TheBest 4 года назад

    i don’t mind the attitude . people now a days are so sensitive and get offended by the attitude . grow up and stop being such a balloon . his work was great .if he had been more prepared who knows maybe he would have won the competition

  • @SuperZombiekiller234
    @SuperZombiekiller234 11 лет назад

    if this guy had more machines he would do way better but that lion that he did was soool sick

  • @xXLeAkErXx
    @xXLeAkErXx 6 лет назад

    why is the lion blue

    • @bunn228
      @bunn228 6 лет назад +1

      He chose a monochromatic colour scheme cause it's better for a cover up and blue apparently works well (sth they said on the show)