3:30 Y'all that's me!!!! I'm so so happy!!! Been waiting for years now and I finally did it on the superpower more of all things!! Always been a big fan of superheroes and superpower stuff as a kid, so it's amazing that I was the first one for this!!!
@@PorkMcBeans That was legitimately my first thought as well! It's a mat, with all sorts of conclusions on it, that you can...jump to! (Says the guy in the wheelchair) 😂 Excuse me while I go watch Office Space for the hundredth time...
Another point: If you are constantly hovering above the ground, the ground doedn't matter anymore. You could walk on water. You could walk on ice or mud without slipping. Depending on how ground is defined, you could walk up a vertical wall, given you have the core strength to stay in a "normal walking position"
Most useless "super power" is Forgetmenot, an x-man who's mutant ability is that everyone forgets him everytime he meets them so he can have no friends or family because they all forget him
What if you're standing on not flat ground? Like a bunch of rocks, would you float 1/32" above the highest point beneath your foot? You wouldn't need shoes anymore!
The ability to make wine into water: Use it at expensive Events to mess with people. Go to stores and change all the bottles of wine to water before people buy them. It’s a low key Super VILLAIN power for people with beef with wine lovers.
Saw a show or something like that where everyone got superpowers, and one persons power was that he under no circumstances ever could get any superpower.
The ability to bend/control the bodily fluids in anyone but only if you drink an ounce of their particular fluid first. (That's what I think a useless superpower is.)
Why couldn’t you walk 1/32 of an inch of things in nature? Like water would be fun, either way no matter how rough you would still maintain the distance over the surface. In theory anyways lol
i was actually stuck on that, is the 1/32" constant, so you're basically just walking over the same terrain but slightly raised, or is it evenly distributed so you can walk smoothly on a rough surface?
@@farahmili7134 I think in interest of keeping it a bad superpower, the distance is constant so if you were walking over gravel it would just feel like walking on gravel.
Wasting hamburgers like that would just cause more cattle to be slaughtered to make up for the loss. But I'm not sure if vegans would consider that consequence
I like that. It's basically just a superpower of knowing when you're being looked at. As someone with social anxiety, I'd find that very useful, actually.
ah you caught me, i am infact pocket lint guy! but I just do to the people who were jerks to the employees, or like my mother and law at the family cookout (she hates cheese)
15:36 whoppers are gross. The burgers at Burger King taste like chemicals, and they slather them in mayo and catsup. Catsup does not belong on a hamburger.🥴🥴🥴🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮
They just blew through the whole Mythical special effects budget for the rest of the year.
Especially if you factor in today's GMM episode
lol
What effects? Am I missing something
@@Jackb27 the rest of the video?! 💀
1:10 @@pammasheppard1338😢 1:01 😂
3:30 Y'all that's me!!!! I'm so so happy!!! Been waiting for years now and I finally did it on the superpower more of all things!! Always been a big fan of superheroes and superpower stuff as a kid, so it's amazing that I was the first one for this!!!
Nice
Creative👏
So happy for you, it's awesome when things link up like that!!!🎉
The ability to immediately jump to conclusions
Ofgice space joke? They already have that ability 😂
Well immediately able to get the correct conclusion is a great super power.
Hey I have that one!
I can move my thumbs joints so much back nobody can reach me in thumbs wars.
@@PorkMcBeans That was legitimately my first thought as well! It's a mat, with all sorts of conclusions on it, that you can...jump to! (Says the guy in the wheelchair) 😂 Excuse me while I go watch Office Space for the hundredth time...
Such a good episode and Rhett's little speech at the end was really wholesome.
16:05
It actually started earlier than that but it's whatever
yes
I love how this essentially turned into a game of "We're Still Good"
The irony of the wine to water conversation when a woman recently survived on wine and candy when she got lost!
I legit came to comment this 😂
there was a news story from Australia where a lady was lost in the bush for 5 days with only a bottle of wine so that gift would come in handy
Stieve: "Look at it"
I'm crying haha 🤣🤣🤣
My thought for uses of the "floating" one is that theoretically I could jump from any height and not take damage from the fall- useful.
That’s what I was thinking !
Also wouldn't your feet never hurt from walking? 🤔
Wouldn't you still come to a sudden stop though (except 1/32 inches above the ground)? I don't think that slows you down or cushions you at all.
the subtle sucka at 11:32... love it!
Another point: If you are constantly hovering above the ground, the ground doedn't matter anymore. You could walk on water. You could walk on ice or mud without slipping. Depending on how ground is defined, you could walk up a vertical wall, given you have the core strength to stay in a "normal walking position"
Most useless "super power" is Forgetmenot, an x-man who's mutant ability is that everyone forgets him everytime he meets them so he can have no friends or family because they all forget him
That's so sad!!😢
Reminds me of the novel the invisible life of Addie Larue
The ability to immediately turn into a pastor talking at the end of service.. goes to Rhett
What a wholesome ending! Thank you, Rhett and Link.
Link is so confident and hilarious. He has really come into his own. I appreciate him so much.
Apparently Link has the ability to insult his loyal and loving fans with no remorse.
wine to water as a superpower is pretty good for a drinking game.
It’s wine to water not water to wine
The power to pull the exact change from your pocket every time
That’s a great super power
That extinguisher has so much in it its unreal!
What if you're standing on not flat ground? Like a bunch of rocks, would you float 1/32" above the highest point beneath your foot? You wouldn't need shoes anymore!
The ability to make wine into water: Use it at expensive Events to mess with people. Go to stores and change all the bottles of wine to water before people buy them.
It’s a low key Super VILLAIN power for people with beef with wine lovers.
Saw a show or something like that where everyone got superpowers, and one persons power was that he under no circumstances ever could get any superpower.
I stand 8 hours a day, and If I could walk 1/32 of an inch above the ground, my feet would be sooo happy. 🙂
I'm not sure if Rhett's little talk at the end was fully sincere. 😂
I’ve thought about this a lot. The ability to cry spatulas (but it’s incredibly painful)
5 months later and still no elaboration, so I have to ask, what on earth led to this conclusion? I love it, but I’m intrigued
The ability to sense disaster 1 second before it happens
This would be a great power. Your reflexes would be amazing.
The fire extinguisher has me weeping
This is basically "We're Still Good - Superhero Edition"
I want more of this lol 16 minutes isnt enough
The superpower to detect pollen by sneezing aka hayfever
The ability to bend/control the bodily fluids in anyone but only if you drink an ounce of their particular fluid first. (That's what I think a useless superpower is.)
The power to find the audacity
The positive or negative aspect of the word?
Because being able to find courage or bravery could be an awesome power!
Hancock Sucka. LMAO
lol
The ability to know only enough of any language to tell someone you don’t speak the language.
And it's in a perfect native accent so they just think you're an ass
"this is a bad gina"-Link, 2023
He said, that's not bad...... Though
@@IAMDARTHVADERBITCH can't deny a gina when it's given, whether good or bad
I hope everyone has a wonderful Thursday ✌🏻🐦🌞
Farting became practically a competitive sport when i was in highschool. Dudes would be trying to one up each other all day. 😂
Why couldn’t you walk 1/32 of an inch of things in nature? Like water would be fun, either way no matter how rough you would still maintain the distance over the surface. In theory anyways lol
Lol I totally agree with you, but now that I'm thinking about it more, walking on any sort of gravel or rocky path would probably make me puke. 😂
i was actually stuck on that, is the 1/32" constant, so you're basically just walking over the same terrain but slightly raised, or is it evenly distributed so you can walk smoothly on a rough surface?
@@farahmili7134 I think in interest of keeping it a bad superpower, the distance is constant so if you were walking over gravel it would just feel like walking on gravel.
@@crichards037 I'm picturing in my mind how badly you'd be jouncing around. You'd rattle your teeth loose...and puke!! 😅😂
Thats what im saying I think that'd be a really fun super power tbh, you cant slip if you're not touching the ground😂
The ability to become invisible, but only when nobody is around
This was a fantastic More and an instant favorite. I was kind of getting Space Ghost Coast to Coast vibes.
I love this Unhinged link! 😂😂
The fart power was hilarious!!!
The ability to rewind time by 1 second but you don't retain any memories from before
Wait...what if you already have this power? How would you know 🤔🤯
I like that message. "Be you. Do great things."
Being forgotten is the best super power ....don't remember why
Rhet accidentally inventing the fart ventriloquist.
Wasting hamburgers like that would just cause more cattle to be slaughtered to make up for the loss. But I'm not sure if vegans would consider that consequence
"Knockin' whoppers" is my new favorite euphemism.
The crop dusters 😂😂🎉
fan for 13+ years, and u guys are still f*ing hilarious
Here's a useless one: you're invisible, but only when no one's looking at you. I swear I saw that in a movie once...
So once someone looks away you’re permanently invisible? How would they look back at you 😅
@@OldManYellsAtClouds THAT'S WHAT IT WAS! 😁
@@milivoje922 No haha, if no one is looking at you, you go invisible but when you're in line of sight, you become visible again.
I like that. It's basically just a superpower of knowing when you're being looked at. As someone with social anxiety, I'd find that very useful, actually.
@@OldManYellsAtClouds he was naked too.
Link said, "that was a good one," directly after I had farted. Which was funny.
Didn't they do wine into water with the water filter episode?
Jen didn't deserve that 😪
What if you’re at an AA meeting and all there is to drink is wine. You change it all into water and save everyone’s sobriety 🤷🏻♂️😂
I think that hamburgers to pocket lint super power might be a real thing because that's what Whoppers taste like
The “trainus” comment sent me 😂
Where?
I kept thinking they were talking to me
Rhett's disappointment when he said the fire marshal😂 wouldn't let him do that
spontaneous combustion, but you aren't immune to fire/ you still get burned
When you want to seem like you've been drinking. 😂
I feel like I have had this conversation before at my old job 😂
Rhett turned into Mohammed Ali at the end there for sec lol
“The Seeper” made me lose it 💀
Y'all gotta watch My Hero Academia. With the proper tutelage, any "useless" superpower can be crafted into something powerful.
6:31 purple water, purrrple water
Listen to Rhett being Mr Rodgers like at the end.😊
That fire looked so real. 🤦🤣
PPP
Power of
Polite
Persuasion
But you would have to end you politeness with thank you when the persuasion was succesful :)
Hi Link, you should watch the movie JUMPER so you can see how good that power is, I think it will change your mind on teleportation super power.
Trainus 😂😂😂😂
They have whole river valleys that are known for wine in Germany, Link...
Here is mine: The ability to read your throughts 3 seconds into the future. Now just think about that!
This question reminds me of the movie Mystery Men.
The ability to always hit the very furthest edge of a dartboard with any dart throw in its direction.
good mythical morning!
"Knockin' Whoppers" wit Jaina Hancock
The ability to be invisible only when no one is looking
My favorite superhero is captain hindsight
Is that a Whose Line reference, my friend? Lol can't remember it 100%, but I feel like I've seen that episode.
@crichards037 South Park the 3 part Coon and friends episodes.
ooh i voted for teleportation! awesome! 😊
So in that sense, a Zero Water filter is a superhero. Lol
The ability to shrink 1 inch
Your whole body or just one part?
You might need to shrink 1 inch to fit into something.
Squirting bubbles was my nickname in highschool
they called me: I AM THE FART SEEPER
Except that if you turned invisible every time you farted, you could never sneaky fart in public
I’ve never once asked for a Big Mac with cheese. Always got it
Right because Big Macs come with cheese. It's Whoppers that don't
@@dlj529 exactly, in the video he said Big Mac , had me confused 😂
15:11 they're definitely talking about whoppers lol
The wine into water power has some very fun maliciously detestable qualities…. Just walk down the wine aisle of any store.
ah you caught me, i am infact pocket lint guy! but I just do to the people who were jerks to the employees, or like my mother and law at the family cookout (she hates cheese)
Most useless power would be growing your finger nails at 0.001% faster
Wow... you might be right! I can't think of any good reason.
The ability to turn fresh water into salt water 💧
I know this is more a super hero and not a super power but what about a Captain Will It? 😆 What super power would they have?
The ability to sneeze on command.
Fart-Seeper.
Best superhero ever.
My secret power is super strong smell but it's more of a curse
maybe jaina hancock can be a new character later on lmao
I want to work there . Can Rhett be a nice guy and hire me. I’ll save his hat
I was really hoping they'd use actual fire honestly
I don't want to insult anyone, but when people dig up our bones in the future, they're going to say "Oh, they were omnivores."
What if you're drinking wine while driving and suddenly a cop is signaling you to pull over.....
I rest my case.
That would be a super villain
15:36 whoppers are gross. The burgers at Burger King taste like chemicals, and they slather them in mayo and catsup. Catsup does not belong on a hamburger.🥴🥴🥴🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮
Hypothetically you could walk on water if you can float 1/32"