When they finally update chess

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  • Опубликовано: 8 июн 2024
  • I wonder what would happen if the board of directors of chess decided to update the meta of the game.
    Thank you guys for watching!
    #richblackguy #skits #parody #gamingcommunity #chess
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    00:00 - Skit
    2:10 - Outro
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  • @chess
    @chess Месяц назад +2812

    just another weekly meeting 🤣

  • @maekoh
    @maekoh Месяц назад +308

    "A piece called the pastor who can get away with touching pawns" that is creative asf 😂

    • @Shelzander
      @Shelzander Месяц назад +2

      Wild

    • @ryboi1337
      @ryboi1337 Месяц назад +4

      Priest would be a batter name imo lol

    • @sharpcircle6875
      @sharpcircle6875 28 дней назад +1

      So basically sharing the same cell without eating each other, am I right 👴?

    • @yeenybean2881
      @yeenybean2881 28 дней назад +1

      Catholic priests aren’t called “pastors”, though. The joke literally failed to do its one job.

    • @L1V1ticus
      @L1V1ticus 18 дней назад +1

      @@ryboi1337nope

  • @PizzaPie0z
    @PizzaPie0z Месяц назад +127

    “eveyone loves a race war”
    killed me 💀

  • @MysteryMusic512
    @MysteryMusic512 Месяц назад +2907

    Heyyyy thanks for making a skit out of my idea! Great work my guy

  • @Chainy_Wainy
    @Chainy_Wainy Месяц назад +181

    3d chess coming in theatres soon

    • @anthonypowell4240
      @anthonypowell4240 Месяц назад +2

      It's already 3d

    • @E.EE.
      @E.EE. Месяц назад +7

      ​@@anthonypowell4240Ok what about 5d chess with multiverse time travel?

    • @YungTardactiy3871
      @YungTardactiy3871 Месяц назад +3

      @@E.EE.came out 6 years ago, sorry bro

    • @anthonypowell4240
      @anthonypowell4240 Месяц назад

      @@E.EE. hmm that could be interesting ngl

    • @anthonypowell4240
      @anthonypowell4240 Месяц назад

      @@YungTardactiy3871 w h e r e

  • @EnchanterXD
    @EnchanterXD Месяц назад +70

    1:10 “and we’ll have a piece called the pastor who can get away with touching pawns” AYO WHATTTT

  • @thorn_again
    @thorn_again Месяц назад +59

    AND A PIECE CALLED THE PASTOR WHO CAN GET AWAY WITH TOUCHING PAWNS 💀

  • @octavgg
    @octavgg Месяц назад +199

    if chess is so good, why haven't they made chess 2 yet?

    • @Azriel_MR
      @Azriel_MR Месяц назад +6

      They're too busy with chess 79

    • @Verygreatemmett
      @Verygreatemmett Месяц назад +7

      Actually they did, it’s on Steam for $5, it’s terrible

    • @soundrightmusic
      @soundrightmusic Месяц назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Hatiro563
      @Hatiro563 Месяц назад +3

      They did, in the past paws could only move one scare at the time.

    • @Azriel_MR
      @Azriel_MR Месяц назад

      @@Hatiro563 that's an update, not chess 2

  • @wingspantt
    @wingspantt 25 дней назад +55

    1:28 my man said STRAGEDIES

  • @frankk9105
    @frankk9105 10 дней назад +42

    "A piece called pastor which can get away with touching pawns"💀💀💀

  • @Patih-
    @Patih- Месяц назад +42

    "pastor can get away with touching pawn" 💀

  • @no_one_in_particular4690
    @no_one_in_particular4690 Месяц назад +36

    "We'll have a piece called pastor who can get away with touching pawns"... too real

  • @769_tYu
    @769_tYu Месяц назад +30

    "Get getting away touching pawn"☠️
    Bro 😂

  • @Imreallyjusthim971
    @Imreallyjusthim971 29 дней назад +28

    “And we’ll have a piece called the pastor that can get away with touching the pawns” 💀

  • @jofsky9066
    @jofsky9066 13 дней назад +24

    "pastor, a piece who can get away with touching pawns" 🤣🤣

  • @CldBroccoli
    @CldBroccoli Месяц назад +40

    “Can’t move because the housing market is expensive” 😂😂😂. I don’t wanna play chess anymore now.

  • @LynxLeader
    @LynxLeader 16 дней назад +31

    Pastor who can get away with touching pawns is crazy lol

  • @obsidiandave7566
    @obsidiandave7566 25 дней назад +28

    "Everyone loves a race war" 😭🤣

  • @Galacticmil196
    @Galacticmil196 8 дней назад +24

    "And the pastor can get away with touching pawns"💀💀💀

  • @RandomHuman1103
    @RandomHuman1103 Месяц назад +21

    "piece called pastor which can get away with touching pawns"

  • @user-ln5go5ut5c
    @user-ln5go5ut5c 15 дней назад +25

    "We'll have a piece called the Pastor who can get away with touching pawns" OMG this guy is dangerously comical🤣🤣🤣

  • @UltimateMegaMaster
    @UltimateMegaMaster 27 дней назад +24

    Pastor piece that can get away from touching pawns 💀

  • @ibrahim5463
    @ibrahim5463 Месяц назад +25

    "Evreyone loves a race war" bruh

  • @Player_Omen
    @Player_Omen 12 дней назад +23

    Have the priest from touching pawns is craaazzzyy 😂

  • @ChaffleWadapon
    @ChaffleWadapon 21 день назад +24

    "Pastor can get away with touching pawn" Is not okay 😭

  • @tejassawalakhe791
    @tejassawalakhe791 Месяц назад +29

    1:07 "a piece called pastor that can get away with touching pawns" lmaoo 💀

  • @josephtaiwo7797
    @josephtaiwo7797 Месяц назад +13

    "can get away with touching pawns" 😂😂😂

  • @Masteroftheweb
    @Masteroftheweb Месяц назад +18

    "Everyone loves a race war" fucking killed me.

  • @ishirjha2517
    @ishirjha2517 Месяц назад +15

    whoa whoa whoa "pastor who gets away with touching pawns" very subtle 💀

  • @harrycuber
    @harrycuber 28 дней назад +13

    " a pastor who can get a away with touching pawns " 💀

  • @auriethecat
    @auriethecat 27 дней назад +14

    nah the peice called the pastor that can get away with touching pawns is absolutely wild

  • @JujuThaFoo
    @JujuThaFoo Месяц назад +11

    get away with touching pawns THATS CRAAAAAZY 🤣🤣🤣

  • @OliveMan009-kt1xy
    @OliveMan009-kt1xy 27 дней назад +20

    The Pastor one though 💀

  • @TakingItEasy192
    @TakingItEasy192 День назад +14

    "We'll have a piece called a Pastor, who can get away with touching pawns"🤣

  • @roderick8763
    @roderick8763 29 дней назад +14

    Priest getting away with touching pawns is insane

  • @Pixelslayer
    @Pixelslayer Месяц назад +12

    "Have a piece called the pastor that can get away touching pawns"
    💀💀💀 that's not a good idea

  • @Jitszu
    @Jitszu 29 дней назад +20

    That ending got me. "everyone loves a race war!"

  • @pakovstheuniverse
    @pakovstheuniverse 26 дней назад +49

    Who he after the strageties skit?

  • @davidxanatos5264
    @davidxanatos5264 28 дней назад +15

    That pastor comment was out of pocket 😂😂😂😂

  • @Glitterblossom
    @Glitterblossom Месяц назад +17

    The pastor shit made me scream

  • @jeffryejeffrye
    @jeffryejeffrye 28 дней назад +11

    Next step is to make people have to pay to unlock half of the pieces

  • @rapidsloth5654
    @rapidsloth5654 Месяц назад +13

    “The chess sex update”

  • @ALLDOUGH
    @ALLDOUGH 20 дней назад +25

    "Everyone loves a race war". Lmao!

  • @BreadedRedBeard
    @BreadedRedBeard Месяц назад +13

    When they called the horseythingy "lame", I was sad.
    Horseythingy is literally the most unique looking piece in chess.

  • @krishnac4910
    @krishnac4910 7 дней назад +27

    "everyone loves a race war"💀💀

  • @BuddersAnimated
    @BuddersAnimated Месяц назад +11

    wait "a peice called the pastor that can get away with touching pawns" 💀

  • @lixinivity
    @lixinivity Месяц назад +9

    pastor gets away with touching pawns is crazy

  • @Hk-ox4bb
    @Hk-ox4bb 27 дней назад +14

    I like the dude’s idea
    Let’s keep a “Legacy” gamemode for nostalgic people to avoid backlash whilst we work on the main campaign after the update

    • @michaeldavis6993
      @michaeldavis6993 27 дней назад

      With chess you can't do that, no matter how many variants they make the normal version is the most popular

  • @Oliver-uh5ze
    @Oliver-uh5ze Месяц назад +17

    "We can have a piece called the Pastor who can get away with touching pawns." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mech_B0i-MK69
    @Mech_B0i-MK69 Месяц назад +13

    " We'll have a piece called the pastor that can get away with touching pawns " "evwryone loves a race war!" 😂 Wtf im dyin

  • @chriall
    @chriall 20 дней назад +22

    "The Paster who can get away with touching Pawns" 🤣🤣

  • @Kuribohchaos8
    @Kuribohchaos8 Месяц назад +9

    That pastor piece is violation

  • @MisterFister612
    @MisterFister612 Месяц назад +14

    in other words we just turned Chess into Warhammer.

  • @hafplace1346
    @hafplace1346 Месяц назад +11

    i always learnt that the knight moved forward one and diagonal one in an out ward way, never knew of the L or cared about it

    • @wanghaoyu9577
      @wanghaoyu9577 29 дней назад +2

      actually that is precisely how the horse (yes it is called a horse in chinese chess) in chinesse chess moves, but with another rule that if there is a piece that is on the position of the first forward move of the horse, then the horse cannot jump over it.
      x b x b x
      a x p x a
      x x h x x
      a x x x a
      x a x a x
      h for horse, b for banned move, a for allowed move, and p is just a random piece blocking some of the horse's path

  • @superdupercoolawsome
    @superdupercoolawsome 23 часа назад +12

    “Everyone loves a race war” LMAO😂😂😂

  • @dark.poioisionedwolf7456
    @dark.poioisionedwolf7456 23 дня назад +20

    Love the touching the pawns line

  • @mrwolf9907
    @mrwolf9907 13 дней назад +14

    We don’t play chess for fun, we play it to dominate, we play it to completely destroy our opponent’s self worth.

    • @bgos4727
      @bgos4727 11 дней назад

      Wtf. I love playing for fun.

    • @Warlord_Megatron
      @Warlord_Megatron 10 дней назад

      Every game on a competitive level ever. Heck, even arguments are done to destroy opponent's self worth cuz you ain't gonna chase their opinion anyway, might as well humiliate them.

  • @sirborkyes
    @sirborkyes Месяц назад +16

    bro a chess battle pass would be nutty

  • @shadowgodthegamer5738
    @shadowgodthegamer5738 26 дней назад +17

    2:08 "Everyone loves a race war"

  • @courtneyisaseagull
    @courtneyisaseagull 25 дней назад +18

    S T R A G E T I E S

    • @BlindMAN634
      @BlindMAN634 25 дней назад +1

      S T R A T E G I E S *

  • @tycrawley5233
    @tycrawley5233 11 дней назад +22

    I found it… I found where “stragedy” came from 😂

  • @void735
    @void735 28 дней назад +9

    Next patch notes:
    Fixed a bug that lets the king and rook swap places under certain circumstances.
    Peons can now properly go backwards
    Queens been a little too strong so weve nerfed her movememt speeds by 50%
    Rooks take a little too long to get out into the gameplay so weve aded a feature that lets them jump over their peonson the otherside one per game.
    Well see how these pat hes go untill next patch update

  • @robertsolis3202
    @robertsolis3202 21 день назад +31

    Isnt moving in a W just moving in a straight line at the end of the day?

    • @ditchan1806
      @ditchan1806 21 день назад +4

      Nah because if there's a piece next to you and you want to jump across it you can use w

  • @players4lifeassistant240
    @players4lifeassistant240 22 дня назад +12

    I watched the video explaining how he messed up saying “stragities” in this one. I didn’t expect him to say it in this one but when he did it had me rolling on the floor.😂

  • @barza-gaming445
    @barza-gaming445 29 дней назад +16

    The fact that they failed to update the knight with anew mechanic without realizing it is hilarious 😂 it would just turn into a rook because the start of a w is at the same height of the end.

  • @MrLatarianMilton
    @MrLatarianMilton Месяц назад +8

    Pastor getting away with tiuching pawns is wiiiild

  • @Taervis
    @Taervis 25 дней назад +10

    Update: To combat White's 0.5 point advantage, White's first move can't be to move a pawn two spaces.

  • @Voidinfinitum0
    @Voidinfinitum0 27 дней назад +10

    The pastor line was crazy lol

  • @bobbybobberson-nw1gz
    @bobbybobberson-nw1gz Месяц назад +12

    Pastor touching pawns is wild💀💀

  • @Alvis3141
    @Alvis3141 12 дней назад +11

    "Let's make it into a one bedroom apartment" got me 🤣🤣

  • @UpdateFreak33
    @UpdateFreak33 26 дней назад +15

    "yeah lets make it into a race war"

  • @darkassassin4532
    @darkassassin4532 5 дней назад +29

    Its funny how he said "stragety".

    • @NonsensicalSpudz
      @NonsensicalSpudz 5 дней назад +3

      yeh? thats how its said stragety, how else would you say it?

    • @Kalaforlife7
      @Kalaforlife7 5 дней назад +2

      @@NonsensicalSpudzI get that reference

  • @chumambiko4026
    @chumambiko4026 27 дней назад +12

    The pastor killed me 😂

  • @dragcraftmaster7
    @dragcraftmaster7 11 дней назад +15

    "EVERYONE LOVES A RACE WAR" XD That shit got me man...

  • @user-bu7vb5tg6b
    @user-bu7vb5tg6b 14 дней назад +8

    That final "Everyone loves a race war" line absolutely sent me!

  • @bestpriest2224
    @bestpriest2224 Месяц назад +20

    Piece called Pastor that can touch Pawns is fucking great.

  • @Envi_sage
    @Envi_sage 21 день назад +28

    "stragedies"

  • @dajoff
    @dajoff 26 дней назад +12

    Poetic ending, "Everyone loves a race war!" I'm crying to death

  • @leventcelik6597
    @leventcelik6597 6 дней назад +19

    "stragedies" lmao

  • @RGEtienne
    @RGEtienne 22 дня назад +16

    Did I just hear an Easter Egg in the form of "strageties" instead of "strategies"? 😂

  • @Webberjo
    @Webberjo 9 дней назад +13

    Allow pawns to be promoted into kings. You must capture or mate all kings to win.

  • @WayneWaizas
    @WayneWaizas 15 дней назад +19

    Asians and Hispanics part got me rolling🤣🤣

  • @Vii_is_here
    @Vii_is_here 6 дней назад +14

    The biggest chess update I've seen is "chess with multiverse time travel"

    • @nouvelle147
      @nouvelle147 5 дней назад +4

      Oh god I actually fried my brain playing that.

  • @thatretrogamer4262
    @thatretrogamer4262 Месяц назад +19

    Everybody loves a race war is crazy 😂😂😂😂

  • @indigofenix00
    @indigofenix00 29 дней назад +8

    There are actually a ton of chess variations and a whole set of extra pieces in "fairy chess", like the nightrider (moves like a knight but can make as many jumps as it wants in the same direction unless it captures a piece) and the grasshopper (can move in any direction but must jump over a piece of either color to move, the piece it jumps over is unaffected but it can capture a piece in the place it lands), and the Anti-King (must remain in check, if you cannot move it to a spot where it can be captured by the opponent on their turn, you lose)

  • @itsmegrimm
    @itsmegrimm Месяц назад +7

    we’ll have a piece called the pastor who can get away with touching pawns LOL haha

  • @TheNikola2018
    @TheNikola2018 День назад +7

    at 1561 they added the best patch idk what you talk about they added en passant the biggest nerf to promoting pawns

  • @learnwithalvin7327
    @learnwithalvin7327 Месяц назад +5

    "We'll have a piece called the pastor who can get away with touching pawns"!!😂😂

  • @koroyamino1474
    @koroyamino1474 Месяц назад +11

    "Asians and hispanics" just made my day XD Thank you for your work, I love your content, man, you're doing great!

  • @TheDeathmail
    @TheDeathmail 2 дня назад +6

    What you described kinda happens all the time.
    Countless variations of Chess actually happen a lot...

  • @funnymonkey3961
    @funnymonkey3961 Месяц назад +10

    The pastor thing and the race war thing are the funniest parts imo

  • @JaredThe
    @JaredThe Месяц назад +8

    I love when people come up with Chess with more pieces and just end up reinventing Shogi which is essentially Chess with Golden and Silver Generals

  • @denial54
    @denial54 Месяц назад +14

    i would actually be down for a 4 player chess that might actually be fun

  • @tindalowos
    @tindalowos 16 дней назад +23

    stradgedy

  • @grenieryohanceinfantepan7914
    @grenieryohanceinfantepan7914 28 дней назад +7

    Make the knight a camel which moves like a knight but with a 1 square range enhancement, and make custom promotions, like a piece that moves like a queen and a knight, add a piece called the Mortar also, which looks like a cannon and can only be obtained through promotion, it can move like the camel, knight, and queen.
    Origin of Idea: Fairy Chess *I think*

  • @arenkai
    @arenkai Месяц назад +9

    Marketing, monetisation and top management
    VS.
    The actual game designers

  • @Warlord_Megatron
    @Warlord_Megatron 10 дней назад +25

    New and better "stragedies"

  • @arenkai
    @arenkai Месяц назад +12

    The gaming industry in a nutshell.

  • @Nerazmus
    @Nerazmus 25 дней назад +13

    This guy: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
    Meanwhile, the actual Chess players: 3D Chess, 4D Chess, Infinity Chess, Duck Chess, 3 player Chess, Hexachess, Bughouse, Fisher variants, ...

  • @AlessandroPioltelli
    @AlessandroPioltelli Месяц назад +5

    "We'll have the pastor, who can get away with touching pawns" 💀
    New video idea: The phases of watching a new youtuber/subscribing to a new channel