I Bought a 10 Foot Tall, 18,000lb Truck... and it's INSANE!

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  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2024

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  • @Padrae22
    @Padrae22 4 года назад +585

    That guys bussiness is mad his knowledge is brilliant not bad prices either.

    • @geraldbizot5770
      @geraldbizot5770 4 года назад +31

      He needs a RUclips channel to watch his builds

    • @drewblalala5210
      @drewblalala5210 4 года назад +1

      Lol 😂 😂 😂

    • @lakaiskates8064
      @lakaiskates8064 4 года назад +16

      for real $38,000 for a single cab, bobbed 5 ton? that seems like a steal to me

    • @christianspangler
      @christianspangler 4 года назад +8

      @@lakaiskates8064 he probably doesn't employ a bunch of people! Y'all are right. He could charge more for sure. Seems like a good dude

    • @TedOfNod
      @TedOfNod 4 года назад

      Your punctuation is poor.

  • @jwb143
    @jwb143 4 года назад +317

    The guy that runs that shop is well spoken and seems pretty cool

    • @jobrimar8291
      @jobrimar8291 4 года назад +7

      Yeah jwb, he comes across pretty well on camera for someone ( he admitted, hadnt done a load of youtube). hope his channel really takes off, they make some awesome stuff!

    • @YaffieDreams
      @YaffieDreams 4 года назад

      He's russian...

    • @MrWarthog
      @MrWarthog 4 года назад

      rita, you’re ugly. you look 30.

  • @boredom8118
    @boredom8118 4 года назад +270

    The way he said it so seriously😂😂
    ”it is not my fault, if she kills you”
    Matt: *nervous laughter*

  • @jeanlefranc3817
    @jeanlefranc3817 3 года назад +23

    Perfect daily driver. Fits the family, can handle large shopping, great forward view to check on traffic, never get stuck in rough terrain. What’s not to love ?

    • @Kana0211
      @Kana0211 3 года назад +2

      Parts

    • @delcasaleexcavating9508
      @delcasaleexcavating9508 3 месяца назад

      ​And the cost of parts and maintenance
      I owned a 5 ton 6x6 dump truck for 4 year's and between the regular maintenance and weekly diesel fuel (2 -68) gallon tanks​ and not to mention the terrific mpg(3-4)@@Kana0211

    • @RobbyBoy167
      @RobbyBoy167 3 месяца назад

      @@Kana0211 🤣🤣🤣

  • @trogdor8764
    @trogdor8764 4 года назад +141

    Yeah, I'm sure Mere and the kids are going to love climbing up into this frankentruck.

    • @freelanserns187
      @freelanserns187 4 года назад +4

      Good luck getting that truck in the garage

    • @marylee9392
      @marylee9392 4 года назад +17

      @@freelanserns187 it will be easier getting the garage into the truck.

  • @DonPablo2011
    @DonPablo2011 4 года назад +1003

    Matt to Merre "Think I just hit a pot hole"
    Merre "No, you just drove over a Range Rover"

  • @diver165
    @diver165 4 года назад +1155

    Matt: "They need to do something about those speed bumps in this parking lot!"
    Mere: "Matt, that was a Prius....."

  • @Gryfang451
    @Gryfang451 4 года назад +19

    Drove both the A1 and the A2, and was a trainer on them too in a previous life. If you have stock air, don't leave it pressured when you aren't using it. Also, in weather below freezing, you may not be able to use the automatic tire pressure system as condensation in your air lines will freeze and block them (if that system is still in place) . Just some quirks to be aware of.

  • @thomasspradlin3861
    @thomasspradlin3861 4 года назад +589

    matt comes home with this
    Mere: "WHAT DID YOU DO??!!'
    Matt: Before you say anything, it's got 5 seats. It's like... a... family car....

    • @nhwilkinosn
      @nhwilkinosn 4 года назад +8

      Not to mention, the total number of vehicles stayed the same

    • @jordanfox7070
      @jordanfox7070 4 года назад +5

      The fact that I can hear his voice say that in my head is just great 😂😂😂

    • @turtletube
      @turtletube 4 года назад +4

      Thomas Spradlin the slower you read “it’s like... a... family car” the funnier it sounds

    • @grominwithrob1339
      @grominwithrob1339 4 года назад

      It seats 5 so its basically a Corolla Mare.

    • @yaboidustin2447
      @yaboidustin2447 4 года назад

      @Rita , 20 y.o . I WANT BOY . OPEN MY PLAYLIST sunshine?

  • @patrickmorgan3326
    @patrickmorgan3326 4 года назад +1216

    This proves the saying, “boys don’t really grow up their toys just get bigger”.

    • @revsvids6095
      @revsvids6095 4 года назад +32

      Patrick Morgan
      Boys don’t grow up, their toys get more expensive

    • @dylanstarzec2099
      @dylanstarzec2099 4 года назад

      😂😂

    • @thedandy6765
      @thedandy6765 4 года назад +8

      we dont stop playing because we grow old
      we grow old because we stop playing
      my dad bought a boat today that has a dodge demon engine in it does 150pkh on the water

    • @kamurray67
      @kamurray67 4 года назад +6

      Patrick Morgan the difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!

    • @bobroberts3968
      @bobroberts3968 4 года назад

      If only our toys actually did get bigger?!

  • @joelnert
    @joelnert 4 года назад +649

    I'm calling it right now. Matt's not actually trading his humvee in. He's turning it in for upgrades. We'll see it again. This is just the kind of trick Matt would pull.

    • @Cmdr_Slayer
      @Cmdr_Slayer 4 года назад +33

      Now that’s a good theory

    • @extremelyrandom8635
      @extremelyrandom8635 4 года назад +8

      Hahaha yeah probably

    • @MoopyBurn
      @MoopyBurn 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, really good theory

    • @j.harker8311
      @j.harker8311 4 года назад +4

      I was thinking the same

    • @someguywithachannel7590
      @someguywithachannel7590 4 года назад +8

      Makes sense. That humvee had been part of the Chanel's for so long, I dont think he can just get rid of it.

  • @JoeSmith-ez3zg
    @JoeSmith-ez3zg 4 года назад +10

    This brought back memories. I drove a 5 Ton all over Southeast Asia and Central America in the late seventies.

    • @yung_drakoo3605
      @yung_drakoo3605 4 года назад

      70’s must’ve been fun since it was more or less a simpler time aside from the oil crisis and global warming suddenly being cared about

    • @2birddogsandawolfdog945
      @2birddogsandawolfdog945 5 месяцев назад

      Ahhh yes government propaganda making politicians rich. And government wars making politicians rich.

  • @Hov0614
    @Hov0614 4 года назад +3224

    Finally got a truck that Robert Oberst won't feel cramped in.

    • @cscherbarth1622
      @cscherbarth1622 4 года назад +65

      No he's too tall anybody over six foot will be uncomfortable in that thing my friend six four the truck destroyed his knees in Iraq.

    • @kevinotteson4858
      @kevinotteson4858 4 года назад +6

      Should be the first video

    • @billcharlene1450
      @billcharlene1450 4 года назад +11

      Strong and pretty!

    • @andrewriddell3225
      @andrewriddell3225 4 года назад +20

      Oberst will still try to pick up the back end.

    • @TXDeathInvestigator
      @TXDeathInvestigator 4 года назад +7

      “Do, or do not. There is no try.” - Yoda

  • @bradyfailing8231
    @bradyfailing8231 4 года назад +436

    Mere: “Whatcha got there?” Matt: *Standing next to massive truck* “Uhh, a smoothie”

    • @dfsw
      @dfsw 4 года назад +4

      "Smoothie madness"

    • @willyboy2902
      @willyboy2902 4 года назад +3

      Oof

    • @shebz1041
      @shebz1041 4 года назад +1

      Call it big doose

    • @dangnguyen7365
      @dangnguyen7365 4 года назад +2

      "I bought it for the family!"

    • @PennsyPappas
      @PennsyPappas 4 года назад

      Ooo an iCarly reference i love it.

  • @klow2462
    @klow2462 4 года назад +411

    Mere: Thank god that loud HUMVEE is gone.
    Matt: Pulls up
    Matt: Smiles in diesel 😂😂

    • @BrianMeeks
      @BrianMeeks 4 года назад +7

      "Smiles in diesel."

    • @schonnj
      @schonnj 4 года назад +4

      That diesel has a testosterone additive, clearly.

    • @Piemasterjelly
      @Piemasterjelly 4 года назад +8

      Lets see Mere wrap this one pink lol

    • @BerraLJ
      @BerraLJ 4 года назад +2

      Mere: Grabs a gun

    • @pixelyz7792
      @pixelyz7792 4 года назад +2

      Berth Ljunggren Mere: grabs RPG-7

  • @alishanmao
    @alishanmao 4 года назад +109

    damn thats a nice machine. I would have built a motor home in the back and go places

    • @traveln4x4
      @traveln4x4 4 года назад

      GIRLFRIEND cleans my car!! watch it!

    • @AlmeydaTV
      @AlmeydaTV 4 года назад +5

      Better build a gas station on the back of it.

    • @Slim_Slid
      @Slim_Slid 4 года назад +1

      For the M939 Series,they actually have a M934,which has a shell on the back and you can easily convert into a camper.Same way with the M820 from the M809 Series.For the deuce and a half,you could buy a M109A3 or M185A3,even a M109A4,that are shop trucks too.

    • @tammycoates7816
      @tammycoates7816 4 года назад

      @@AlmeydaTV hahahaha.. I'd say!!

    • @Sidebranches
      @Sidebranches 4 года назад

      SS 81 yep they have had a lot of different beds and options they made for the frame

  • @z.incognito6259
    @z.incognito6259 4 года назад +1069

    This truck hits you, Your still gonna have your injuries in the afterlife.

    • @itsyourboi1016
      @itsyourboi1016 4 года назад +38

      Z.Incognito it can’t hit you, it’s so tall you’ll just go under it

    • @statebridge3759
      @statebridge3759 4 года назад +11

      @@itsyourboi1016 no it will take your head off

    • @timmoore22
      @timmoore22 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/QqKE_-el9hU/видео.html

    • @casperhansen9063
      @casperhansen9063 4 года назад +6

      he dosent have to argue with ppl on
      narrow roads

    • @thatchkn
      @thatchkn 4 года назад

      I know right!!!!!

  • @Blb573
    @Blb573 4 года назад +234

    He needs a demolition ranch shirt.
    And don’t give Danger the keys. This will hurt more to roll than the ultra four.

  • @stangfox88
    @stangfox88 4 года назад +80

    I checked out the site, these are actually reasonably priced considering that they are completely disassembled and then reassembled.

    • @MrAPCProductions
      @MrAPCProductions 4 года назад +1

      As a full time wrench spinner, they are ridiculously cheap for what he does.
      The prices on his 5 tons are what a completely stock and broken 5 ton sells for locally to me.

  • @dio3693
    @dio3693 4 года назад +71

    *some guy pulls up in a pickup*
    Matt: "That's not a truck. *This* is a truck!"

    • @daniellane9076
      @daniellane9076 4 года назад

      I see you’ve played trucky spooney before

    • @traveln4x4
      @traveln4x4 4 года назад

      GIRLFRIEND cleans my car!! watch it!

  • @emil2605
    @emil2605 4 года назад +419

    Time to change the intro with a massive truck.

    • @hornyducks4090
      @hornyducks4090 4 года назад +31

      It needs to take up at least 65% of the screen

    • @jacksonhanser3438
      @jacksonhanser3438 4 года назад +11

      That was exactly what I was thinking

    • @Deepwaterjew
      @Deepwaterjew 4 года назад +4

      I don't think he's going to change the intro, it has his brother in it.

    • @theziadragon4322
      @theziadragon4322 4 года назад

      @@Deepwaterjew the outro has his brother the intro is animated and has the humvee in it. He'll never change the outro and he shouldn't but the intro might get updated

    • @Deepwaterjew
      @Deepwaterjew 4 года назад

      @@theziadragon4322 so it does, I'm still barely awake lol

  • @jimorourke4130
    @jimorourke4130 4 года назад +194

    Fast forward 10 years Lincoln pulls up to his drivers test in a 5 ton.....

  • @itzmrman3574
    @itzmrman3574 4 года назад +223

    Matt: WERE SELLING THE HUMVEE!
    Me: wow matt i hate you
    Matt: *shows us this monster*
    Me: *understandable, have a nice day*

  • @contrabasstrombone13
    @contrabasstrombone13 4 года назад

    Welcome to the 5 ton family! I have an M923 A1 out here in AZ.

  • @aegrisomnia
    @aegrisomnia 4 года назад +468

    Matt builds a garage.
    immediately proceeds to get a vehicle that doesn't fit in. XD

    • @BIGJATPSU
      @BIGJATPSU 4 года назад +2

      Matt, "Welcome back to Renovation Ranch! On today's episode, the NEW NEW garage!" 😂😂

  • @Joodster
    @Joodster 4 года назад +287

    Fun fact: A 5'2" woman fits in the engine compartment (with the engine) on a 5-ton. I have personal knowledge of this since my instructor in wheeled vehicle maintenance school shut the hood on me.

    • @luketanker6074
      @luketanker6074 4 года назад +8

      Uhhhh...

    • @luketanker6074
      @luketanker6074 4 года назад +23

      @TommyLee Roth Uhhh? Can you read? SHE IS THE FEMALE! People like you are the ones who can get offended over stupid things like this!

    • @douglasreeves9938
      @douglasreeves9938 4 года назад +3

      Torch Singer Thank you for your service. MMC(SS) USN Ret.

    • @-_IT_-
      @-_IT_- 4 года назад +2

      TommyLee Roth humanist, what about a 5’2” animal?

    • @luketanker6074
      @luketanker6074 4 года назад

      @@-_IT_- Yeah? lol

  • @tristanbowman7098
    @tristanbowman7098 4 года назад +427

    Fast forward about 14 months, "Guys, I'm getting rid of the custom 5 ton".

    • @MetalMachine131
      @MetalMachine131 4 года назад +71

      And replaced it with a custom tank.

    • @acid3129
      @acid3129 4 года назад +9

      then buys that massive 1950s Power Wagon.replica with the house in it

    • @dcoop37
      @dcoop37 4 года назад +17

      Buys and sells everything kinda lame

    • @Randyluck1
      @Randyluck1 4 года назад +5

      Keep tradin' on up. It's the American way. Someday it will be, Guys I traded the T 38 for an F 40.

    • @acid3129
      @acid3129 4 года назад +5

      @@Randyluck1 guys i traded the ,mansion for the whole state of texas

  • @IAmHumanJake
    @IAmHumanJake 3 года назад

    Thank you. Finally got my question answered about cdl license. That's good to know about the bobbed 5ton

  • @321-sleep
    @321-sleep 4 года назад +31

    I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE LINCOLN'S REACTION. THAT KID LOVES TRUCKS.

  • @dylanaaron5839
    @dylanaaron5839 4 года назад +515

    Dude seems real comfortable in front of the camera, unlike most people. His channel will do well.

    • @vibevideos5442
      @vibevideos5442 4 года назад +24

      It already has been for a while check out his gun channel

    • @dylanaaron5839
      @dylanaaron5839 4 года назад +21

      VIBE VIDEOS I follow all of Matt’s channels. I meant the truck builder.

    • @dylanaaron5839
      @dylanaaron5839 4 года назад +7

      Klaus Van Heusen The truck builder has 3.7 m subs? Bc I’m talking about the truck builder. Demo has way more than 3.7 M on Demoranch

    • @dylanaaron5839
      @dylanaaron5839 4 года назад +4

      Aniquin I was talking about the guy that builds the trucks.

    • @Dung30n
      @Dung30n 4 года назад +13

      @@dylanaaron5839 how did people not get that immediately? i mean, people dont just stumble on here right? they must know demolition ranch, its obvious you meant the custom combat trucks person. internet disappoints today ;(

  • @ryana3679
    @ryana3679 4 года назад +105

    I’m just gonna suggest a railing around the bed of the truck if you’re gonna have people sit on the sides. It’s a long way down if you lose your balance.

    • @sb859
      @sb859 4 года назад +6

      CB Welding can take care of that for him over a weekend.

    • @ryana3679
      @ryana3679 4 года назад +1

      S B totally agree. They do some awesome work!

    • @kevinthomas1462
      @kevinthomas1462 4 года назад

      I'm at that part now...and YES!

  • @sawyerm1989
    @sawyerm1989 4 года назад +129

    I'm just imagining Matt driving his kids to school in that😂

  • @tingley428
    @tingley428 4 года назад +534

    Mere- "It's so big!"
    Matt- "I've waited so long to hear you say that!"

    • @alexeim06
      @alexeim06 4 года назад +15

      You just did him so dirty 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TURBOMIKEIFY
      @TURBOMIKEIFY 4 года назад +6

      @@alexeim06 Exactly why he didn't get a heart from Matt.

    • @po-ta-ta8302
      @po-ta-ta8302 4 года назад

      Hear*

    • @tingley428
      @tingley428 4 года назад +2

      @@po-ta-ta8302 you're right Ooopsy

    • @po-ta-ta8302
      @po-ta-ta8302 4 года назад

      tingley428 I always am

  • @Moto--G
    @Moto--G 4 года назад +207

    Plot twist: Matt is actually gonna buy the Humvee back after they beef it up

    • @evilsd9
      @evilsd9 4 года назад +11

      Lol probably, Don’t tell Mere!

    • @ianwhitmore276
      @ianwhitmore276 4 года назад

      My thoughts exactly

    • @EricaHLjung
      @EricaHLjung 4 года назад +2

      I'm sorry Rita, I can't see you anymore (not sorry) because I reported your spam.

    • @dyslexicturtle2796
      @dyslexicturtle2796 4 года назад

      I wish

    • @maniakstatus5474
      @maniakstatus5474 4 года назад +1

      Stop fake news, Matt bought every vehicle on the lot

  • @jakecurry3892
    @jakecurry3892 4 года назад +382

    I feel like this dude was open carrying his firearm but matt asked him to put his shirt over it so he doesn't get demonetized lol. No way thats a conceal carry holster with that print

    • @mikemack6013
      @mikemack6013 4 года назад +15

      yup youtube bs

    • @jigginwithg5595
      @jigginwithg5595 4 года назад +4

      for sure

    • @567Katii
      @567Katii 4 года назад +1

      yeah check 3:40

    • @BarqueCat2
      @BarqueCat2 4 года назад +6

      Covered just for video? Probably. I'm not a large lady, but there is no way I"m going to carry a full size 1911 in any type of IWB or whatever might be considered a "conceal carry holster" for that. Does it print through my work shirt? Probably. Of course, I'm not on RUclips...

    • @mr_fnh
      @mr_fnh 4 года назад +1

      Worst CCW setup EVER!!! 🌈🤡💩

  • @fantscher
    @fantscher 3 года назад +6

    I like how they both rub their wedding bands along the freshly painted truck. The first scratch is the hardest, always nice when you don't have to worry about this anymore :P

  • @TheNiteNinja19
    @TheNiteNinja19 4 года назад +99

    Good thing everything is bigger in Texas, including overpasses. Otherwise... 9' bridges might be a bit of a challenge.

    • @C0MMAND3R_ZER0
      @C0MMAND3R_ZER0 4 года назад +1

      Pretty sure here in Florida the highways are 15ft (?) For 16 wheelers

    • @TheNiteNinja19
      @TheNiteNinja19 4 года назад +4

      @@C0MMAND3R_ZER0 Yeah 13'6" is the standard for interstate highway overpasses, however I doubt he'll take that big thing on the freeway.

    • @C0MMAND3R_ZER0
      @C0MMAND3R_ZER0 4 года назад +4

      @@TheNiteNinja19 same thing. 😂😂
      But he could if he wanted to. He'd just have some "obstacles" 😂😂😂

    • @stoicshield
      @stoicshield 4 года назад

      just a question of how fast you´re going...

  • @daytonamanjones
    @daytonamanjones 4 года назад +80

    You should name it "Bigfoot", but spell it Big FT, for Big five ton!

    • @Rossski
      @Rossski 4 года назад

      or for Big F*cking Truck

  • @matthewhelton1725
    @matthewhelton1725 4 года назад +251

    Matt is going to need a LOT of Gold Paint to get this "Demolition Range" Certified...

    • @jedironin380
      @jedironin380 4 года назад +3

      ROFL! "This video sponsored by Sherwin Williams!"

    • @kevinbutton4580
      @kevinbutton4580 4 года назад +4

      Its not gold paint it's real gold ;)

    • @matthewhelton1725
      @matthewhelton1725 4 года назад +2

      @@jedironin380 Say it with Krylon!

    • @crazyrobots6565
      @crazyrobots6565 4 года назад +3

      Did you know that 90% of domestically produced paints in the United States is made in prisons?

    • @Panther_420
      @Panther_420 4 года назад +1

      @@crazyrobots6565 nobody cares

  • @Hoffmankustoms
    @Hoffmankustoms 3 года назад +4

    That's sick! Could definitely see myself in one of these. Have always wanted to do a Humvee!

  • @mikephilipps9324
    @mikephilipps9324 4 года назад +75

    The funny thing is my uncle has a five ton, all my cousins and I would get in the back and go flying down the fields

    • @2T0mc
      @2T0mc 4 года назад +7

      Yeah that’s funny 😐

    • @13platinum16
      @13platinum16 4 года назад +3

      French Fry 💀😂

    • @2T0mc
      @2T0mc 4 года назад +3

      13 PLATINUM 💀 😂

    • @appletart7880
      @appletart7880 4 года назад +3

      French fry💀 😂

    • @2T0mc
      @2T0mc 4 года назад +3

      apple tart 💀 😂

  • @ashleighlecount
    @ashleighlecount 4 года назад +55

    You will be the coolest dad in the drop-off Lane at school

    • @Amynon1660
      @Amynon1660 4 года назад +6

      Lincoln, probably: "my dad's truck can rip your dad's truck in half"

    • @marylee9392
      @marylee9392 4 года назад +5

      Be sure and check for pedestrians in your tire tread daily.

    • @easytoslip
      @easytoslip 4 года назад +2

      Lincoln's gonna love this truck!

  • @paytonwhitehead2462
    @paytonwhitehead2462 4 года назад +120

    When the apocalypse really hits and we assemble the demolita, I call shotgun.

    • @SheepdogSmokey
      @SheepdogSmokey 4 года назад +9

      I'm just the cook.

    • @microbuilder
      @microbuilder 4 года назад +9

      You can have shotgun, I'm taking roof-mounted Gatling gun! lol

    • @StrokeMahEgo
      @StrokeMahEgo 4 года назад +6

      Which shotgun? He has several.

    • @USN_Ret-
      @USN_Ret- 4 года назад +4

      Driving!

    • @JettHansley
      @JettHansley 4 года назад +3

      I’ll go in the truck bed

  • @frankensteinukab9615
    @frankensteinukab9615 4 года назад +34

    Matt:"I want a super car so bad"
    Also Matt:*sells the humvee and buys a 5 ton*

    • @fangangelwing2551
      @fangangelwing2551 3 года назад +1

      Matt is wrong on the weight of that truck, its 9 tons (1 ton = 2,000lbs)

  • @ratedredneck96
    @ratedredneck96 4 года назад +101

    Lincoln is gonna have such a big smile on his face when he sees that massive truck come rolling in, i cant wait to see his reaction. That boy loves him some trucks! Matt you need to name it behemoth haha

    • @BG-mf2rk
      @BG-mf2rk 4 года назад

      Can't wait to see what lincoln will name this. We had brave humvee. So we need a good 5-ton name

  • @andrewrcrooks3777
    @andrewrcrooks3777 4 года назад +10

    Matt is a good dude always looking out for his channel's guests and willing to help gain that following.

  • @annloui8814
    @annloui8814 4 года назад +28

    Matt, gas stations are going to love you...all of them...on every block. ⛽

    • @annloui8814
      @annloui8814 4 года назад +5

      @Tyler 324 I don't know, its probably tough to calculate between stop lights.

  • @jamesbridges7821
    @jamesbridges7821 4 года назад +2

    Drove many different Military TRUCKS in the marines over the years. I must say lots of options there in Georgia. Careful how fast you turn she's high up. Gotta love it.

  • @drgrape4302
    @drgrape4302 4 года назад +219

    I’m assuming the whole bunker branding parade thing was one of the only reasons Mere let you get this lol

    • @stairman3151
      @stairman3151 4 года назад +9

      Unlike you. They're are men , like me, that don't play the "wife LET you" game... Pity any poor non-man that does

    • @realSerran
      @realSerran 4 года назад +33

      @@stairman3151 There is nothing less "manly" than bragging what a man you are on the Internet.
      Also, if you're going to lie about how much you think you have in common with the guy in the video that you "don't play the 'wife LET you' game" you should probably choose a RUclips channel that the unofficial channel motto is "Don't tell Mere."

    • @stevenreynolds2327
      @stevenreynolds2327 4 года назад +6

      @@stairman3151 100% dude. grow a pair the rest of you

    • @johnrivers69
      @johnrivers69 4 года назад +10

      @@stairman3151 i laughed at you and your dumb thoughts

    • @JoeGarofaloII
      @JoeGarofaloII 4 года назад +4

      that and since he got rid of the Humvee

  • @WhiskyCardinalWes
    @WhiskyCardinalWes 4 года назад +36

    Yeah, the 5t brings back a lot of bad memories. As an M.P. almost all of the vehicle incidents that involved 5tons were operator related, specifically they underestimated the distance needed to stop and plowed into the back of the vehicle in front of them. Or wall, lots of walls.

    • @mongolsmffm4829
      @mongolsmffm4829 4 года назад +6

      Riiiight......but you know just as well as I do that the drivers were those young punk ass lead foot kids!

    • @WhiskyCardinalWes
      @WhiskyCardinalWes 4 года назад +11

      @@mongolsmffm4829 LOL I went and pulled my old ticket books out of storage for giggles and grins to see how many 5tons were in there. 72 involving 5tons, 67 were at fault. Average age, 20. LOL

    • @danschwinge
      @danschwinge 4 года назад

      @@WhiskyCardinalWes I didn't hit any vehicles or walls, but I did run over a few curbs. FRG '88-'91.

  • @huntfisheatrepeat2373
    @huntfisheatrepeat2373 4 года назад +22

    Words cannot express the coolness of these vehicles!!!! At first I was like “bro just go with the tricked out Humvee” but by the end I was totally on your side with the 5 ton!!

  • @marcomedina4266
    @marcomedina4266 4 года назад

    My friend. It's great to see how you treat those machines. They are really beautiful. I don't know how much they consume fuel. And I appreciate what he does and motivate him to continue. successes.

  • @jepperdj6928
    @jepperdj6928 4 года назад +146

    “Still obviously military, except for the color, unless it’s the French military”
    Underrated joke 5:10

  • @_you_aint_wrong_788
    @_you_aint_wrong_788 4 года назад +63

    Someone is getting ready for his son from Kentucky to come for a visit.

  • @magnetofake4564
    @magnetofake4564 4 года назад +216

    I can't even imagine the trauma that is buying fuel for this.

    • @BarqueCat2
      @BarqueCat2 4 года назад +8

      My first thought as well

    • @robbysanta5924
      @robbysanta5924 4 года назад +25

      You could use the cherry flavored diesel 🤫

    • @chrisward3161
      @chrisward3161 4 года назад +35

      Imagine getting a call from the bank
      "Hi sir i notice two large purchases in a row was that you?"
      "Oh yeah i just bought a new truck"
      "Ah so youve made your first car payment i assume"
      "Nope i bought some gas"
      "...huh"
      "Yeah its a uh...pretty big truck"

    • @4schitzangiggles
      @4schitzangiggles 4 года назад +8

      The ones I've been around are averaging @15-17mpg

    • @justinofboulder
      @justinofboulder 4 года назад +3

      My family has been in Texas for most of the summer, gas has been around $1.65 per gallon for a while....

  • @francispressly8517
    @francispressly8517 4 года назад +73

    And that folks is what you call a "not so concealed carry."

    • @phillhuddleston9445
      @phillhuddleston9445 4 года назад +1

      Better than having a totally hidden mouse gun.

    • @kinkane5566
      @kinkane5566 4 года назад +3

      Was looking for this comment, you did not disappoint Sir

    • @richardchiodo2200
      @richardchiodo2200 4 года назад

      Was thinking the same thing

    • @traveln4x4
      @traveln4x4 4 года назад +1

      GIRLFRIEND cleans my car!! watch it!

    • @jonhaile6458
      @jonhaile6458 4 года назад

      Georgia is an open carry state. That said if you're not gonna do anything to hide your gun, you might as well keep your garment out of the way should you need to draw on someone/something.

  • @glocker3081
    @glocker3081 4 года назад +147

    It looks like he’s trying to conceal carry a desert eagle😂😂😂

    • @dnukem1722
      @dnukem1722 4 года назад +3

      😂

    • @ViolentKisses87
      @ViolentKisses87 4 года назад +8

      Maybe he is just happy to see us?

    • @Crimson.212
      @Crimson.212 4 года назад +5

      Matt probably told Matt to cover the gun so he won't get demonetized.

    • @dnukem1722
      @dnukem1722 4 года назад +2

      Nah dudes pants are too tight 😂

    • @bustersgarage
      @bustersgarage 4 года назад

      @@dnukem1722 HAHAHA

  • @dankmeme2913
    @dankmeme2913 4 года назад +46

    Matt, buddy
    an underground shelter
    a five ton
    4 billion guns
    what do you know that we don’t? what are you prepping for?

    • @mayorwrenchmcgnome
      @mayorwrenchmcgnome 4 года назад +3

      Radioactive zombie squirrel apocalypse

    • @Turk_2023
      @Turk_2023 4 года назад

      Joe Biden/Kamala Harris/mail in voting

  • @heathtuttle8328
    @heathtuttle8328 4 года назад +74

    Matt u do realize that’s not fitting in the garage at the abandoned mansion

    • @lizbelinoski1232
      @lizbelinoski1232 4 года назад +4

      It'll fit in Bunker Branding!!

    • @74pwr
      @74pwr 4 года назад +7

      nah bruh you got it wrong, its gonna carry the mansion

    • @anakinskywalker2953
      @anakinskywalker2953 4 года назад +3

      He doesn't really need the second floor of the garage though does he. I mean for the sake of the five ton

    • @Adriel59
      @Adriel59 4 года назад +4

      if you think about it, didnt mere say that only cars can go into the garage? That aint a car, its lincoln dream monster truck

    • @likilikiki
      @likilikiki 4 года назад +2

      It's not like that thing is gonna get sucked up by a twister.

  • @johnstancliff7328
    @johnstancliff7328 4 года назад

    I'm glad you got the monster truck you wanted.... hope you can keep it running!

  • @EST19XX162
    @EST19XX162 4 года назад +58

    I want a tv show of this guy building these

    • @EvanKarmis
      @EvanKarmis 4 года назад +1

      Honestly yeah he's so great

  • @mujari
    @mujari 4 года назад +22

    the other matt needs a youtube channel if he doesn't have one already. i'd watch these being made all day. and he has the personality for it

  • @000001willy
    @000001willy 4 года назад +80

    Matt, you are definitely certifiable. Poor Mere's eyes are going to roll so far back in her head that she's going to land the leading roll in the next zombie movie without even trying.

    • @anjoberlin8708
      @anjoberlin8708 4 года назад

      Mfanawemkosi Fakudze tough one to read while being this high

  • @matthew_dag6201
    @matthew_dag6201 4 года назад +51

    9:37
    "It takes 2 trucks to make 1 truck"
    We know how babies work, you don't have to get all wierd about it"
    🤣🤣

  • @willtanner7615
    @willtanner7615 4 года назад +35

    Mare: did you buy another toy? Matt: you could call it a toy.

    • @jostruble
      @jostruble 4 года назад

      Matt: well i traded it so technically i didn't buy it

  • @Matt-dc8lp
    @Matt-dc8lp 4 года назад +38

    Anyone else think that fancy Humvee is going to the Robertson family (duck dynasty)?

    • @matts2227
      @matts2227 4 года назад +2

      That would be cool.

  • @nathanemett8588
    @nathanemett8588 4 года назад +31

    Humvee, ultra four, rapter, Cummins "manly men vehicles"
    Matt calls them cute and tiny while driving in

  • @25alphatv71
    @25alphatv71 4 года назад +2

    I bought an M35A2, more fun than any man should have. Took it out yesterday.

  • @levipike9196
    @levipike9196 4 года назад +57

    mere: you need to stop buying useless vehicles and buy something family friendly.
    matt:(buys a 5 ton)
    mere:(finally uses the guns)

    • @mobspeak
      @mobspeak 4 года назад +3

      Mere will go full Sarah Connor on his ass.

    • @glassgiants
      @glassgiants 4 года назад

      Hey he DID put in the back seat to fit the whole family...

  • @ryana3679
    @ryana3679 4 года назад +95

    I loved the Humvee. I’m not calling the 5-Ton “Dad”. I don’t care how awesome it is.

    • @io2711
      @io2711 4 года назад +2

      😷😷😐😐🤨🤨🤔🤔🤭🤭🤣🤣🔥🔥💀💀

  • @abhisp7162
    @abhisp7162 4 года назад +57

    After this video, I understand the "don't tell my wife" saga of Americans ..... God bless your country folks ...

    • @d2k979
      @d2k979 4 года назад +1

      It’s fucked

    • @BigBoiBleu
      @BigBoiBleu 4 года назад

      @@d2k979 😂😂😂😂 can still be worse

  • @The_Trip_Doctor
    @The_Trip_Doctor 4 года назад +18

    This truck doesn't need an airbag. The truck is the airbag!

  • @joshmckinney3254
    @joshmckinney3254 4 года назад +24

    9:37 Ohhhh... I get it. I remember learning about that in biology. When a mommy truck and a daddy truck..

  • @johnfish6187
    @johnfish6187 4 года назад +37

    Dude, you were less than 2 miles away from my house while you were at his shop 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AustinJD17
    @AustinJD17 4 года назад +106

    Honestly looks like a jeep gladiator on all the steroids it can take

  • @alanowa123
    @alanowa123 4 года назад +7

    Mere: You gonna get rid of that lil 6.2L?
    Europe: HOL' UP...

  • @MrLeigion
    @MrLeigion 4 года назад +71

    Calling it now. He didn't trade. His Humvee is aboutta get decked out. Just watch.

  • @joewestistrashproductions5422
    @joewestistrashproductions5422 4 года назад +69

    “We make toys for big boys” 😂

  • @connieprettyman6131
    @connieprettyman6131 4 года назад +58

    The difference between men & boys is the size of their toys.

  • @SincereFlame
    @SincereFlame 4 года назад +2

    My fiancée and I saw you passing through mobile, al in this... with the Demolition Ranch flag on the back last week ! We’re big fans

  • @JackBettey
    @JackBettey 4 года назад +20

    10:54 you can’t get more Texas than “TWO WINCHES??!?!? Why not four???”

  • @HomieG2000
    @HomieG2000 4 года назад +307

    I'm waiting for the 18 ton truck to turn pink. I feel it coming.

    • @MrFlathead45
      @MrFlathead45 4 года назад +4

      Gold.....

    • @rosslynstone
      @rosslynstone 4 года назад +7

      @@MrFlathead45 In American tons there are 2000lb to a ton,dont Americans know how to use tons anymore,I never hear it anywhere,its all pounds

    • @eizzle78
      @eizzle78 4 года назад +8

      rosslynstone 18,000 pounds sounds more dramatic than 9 tons.

    • @yerrrrray
      @yerrrrray 4 года назад +10

      Colin but the guy said 18 tons. Which is 36,000 pounds

    • @cynthiaviers553
      @cynthiaviers553 4 года назад +3

      I think pink with purple polkadots would be nice. LOL

  • @AndrewNobleOfficial
    @AndrewNobleOfficial 4 года назад +44

    Didn’t Mere tell you two episodes ago no more vehicles!? Gotta get a wife reacts to 10 foot truck vid lol

    • @AdamWest84
      @AdamWest84 4 года назад +18

      He didn't buy another vehicle, he traded one vehicle for a different one. It's a tactic all of us car addicts are very familiar with!

    • @auntieruthwarrick2191
      @auntieruthwarrick2191 4 года назад +4

      He traded so really it’s not a new one (RIGHT)

    • @Xx0ME0xX
      @Xx0ME0xX 4 года назад +3

      She did say in the other video that he couldn't get more than he could fit in the garage (4) and he also traded the humvee for it so it was just a trade, but he does have more than 4 vehicles though lol the new corvette, the other corvette, earle, the raptor, the bronco, and now this. But hey, he has the workshop too so thats 2 nore spaces so he is still good😂

  • @richyrich4672
    @richyrich4672 3 года назад

    I’m glad you explained everything Matt had to say because I would’ve never understood him. Nice trucks Matt

  • @r2-d2-e2
    @r2-d2-e2 4 года назад +12

    Earls long lost great Uncle has returned

  • @Yosuvv
    @Yosuvv 4 года назад +17

    "I may teach you how to shoot while i'm there..." I like this guy a lot. xD

  • @tomavrbic9592
    @tomavrbic9592 4 года назад +142

    I don't care about the humvee,when he sell's this i will cry!

    • @will_heywoah9783
      @will_heywoah9783 4 года назад +2

      Same but phisicly and mentally and for days unless he buys a bigger replacement

    • @jessebohmer8979
      @jessebohmer8979 4 года назад +1

      Humvee: okay
      This truck: hell yeah cowboy!

    • @tomavrbic9592
      @tomavrbic9592 4 года назад

      How did i get 150 likes,tell me how

  • @diegoranchinc5389
    @diegoranchinc5389 4 года назад

    Awesome 5 ton. We have been trying to get a Japanese Mini Truck with a lift for our equine therapy program. Our program has several clients in wheelchairs or with a physical disability that a mini truck with a lift would be perfect. Plus when we go to hospitals it would helps us get the kids onto the horses.

  • @crankstonshnord6591
    @crankstonshnord6591 4 года назад +33

    "It's INSANE"? No Matt, *You're* insane

  • @melon4468
    @melon4468 4 года назад +21

    I was seriously in the middle of somebody else's video and I saw this notification and came over here

  • @RDGoodner
    @RDGoodner 4 года назад +65

    "What do they use 5-tons for? I know it's like a ton of things."
    Well, probably like 5 tons of things. :)

    • @jown6754
      @jown6754 4 года назад

      It is for parade for promoting bunker branding

    • @zack9912000
      @zack9912000 4 года назад

      A lot of people make them into RVs

  • @notyou6950
    @notyou6950 4 года назад +22

    Rear bumper needs a sticker "NOT A TUNNEL".

  • @texas_stone_lets_go_brandon
    @texas_stone_lets_go_brandon 4 года назад +6

    Matt, you are going to have to tear out A BUNCH of trees to get this truck down to the Demo Range 2.0!!!

  • @MillennialFarmer
    @MillennialFarmer 4 года назад +74

    Can this guy put a lawn mower deck on a Hummer for me?

    • @tobiasjohansson2681
      @tobiasjohansson2681 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @huntermack8294
      @huntermack8294 4 года назад +1

      Millennial Farmer lol right

    • @ypop417
      @ypop417 4 года назад +1

      Run the mower deck off the PTO Sure not a problem

    • @kevinbutton4580
      @kevinbutton4580 4 года назад +1

      Fancy seeing you here lmao

    • @13_cmi
      @13_cmi 2 года назад

      A regular one from a mower you'd get from lowe's? It might be doable.

  • @0d138
    @0d138 4 года назад +36

    First reaction: Why?
    Second reaction: Beacuse why the hell wouldn't you 🤘

  • @edwardoavila7666
    @edwardoavila7666 4 года назад +2

    i like this lol. all those old decommissioned humvees can be bought and modified. those chassis are perfect for offroaders.

  • @fernandobenavides1637
    @fernandobenavides1637 4 года назад +12

    Good enough for picking up the kids from school and doing groceries.

    • @jimellis1496
      @jimellis1496 4 года назад +3

      Yep. It will become Mere's daily driver. With the air conditioning, individual bucket seats in the rear and the sound system, it is the ultimate soccer mom vehicle.

  • @joshuamefford6944
    @joshuamefford6944 4 года назад +5

    I can’t wait to see Mere behind the wheel of this!!!

  • @chrizpearson
    @chrizpearson 4 года назад +5

    Love is the definition of Mere’s patience lol.

  • @jmackinjersey1
    @jmackinjersey1 4 года назад

    I worked on sooooo many of these. In mil form, they are so simple. But that is done for a reason. What they are being modified into looks great.