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  • @alexzander7386
    @alexzander7386 3 года назад +159

    I love his little concerned "and how did that go?" After she said "well i had hopes and dreams once". Like he was actually concerned for her that it ended poorly

    • @TheGregamonster
      @TheGregamonster Год назад +11

      "Well I commit acts of violence for a living now so I think you can guess."

  • @ImpudentInfidel
    @ImpudentInfidel 3 года назад +264

    "I had hopes and dreams."
    "...and how did that go?"
    Brutal.

    • @S71xx
      @S71xx 3 года назад +2

      Story of my life, oof.

    • @vincentvargo7850
      @vincentvargo7850 3 года назад +12

      It's what she deserve for interrupting. XD

    • @merendell
      @merendell 2 года назад +4

      in the end Both sides got burned almost as badly :P

  • @wingofunny
    @wingofunny 3 года назад +302

    "Fireball is never the absolute answer to any fight" *Ok then this is called.....Flaming Sphere*

    • @merendell
      @merendell 2 года назад +9

      Flaming sphere is just a fireball that sticks around a bit longer than normal :P

  • @casualkitty1381
    @casualkitty1381 3 года назад +829

    A dragonborn that waited a whole 20 seconds before they demanded to be the center of attention again. Spot on role playing. I hope she got some bonus XP for that.

  • @jevanking4768
    @jevanking4768 3 года назад +2855

    It’s best to let the villain monologue, there’s a better chance he’ll be distracted and you can get a sneak attack on him

    • @TheKrostiman
      @TheKrostiman 3 года назад +42

      Immediately attack for max annoyance!

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 3 года назад +78

      No no, have your charismatic guy keep him talking so you got plenty of prep-time.

    • @tentavision5019
      @tentavision5019 3 года назад +26

      Also the DM is less likely to get pissed at you

    • @whydoesmeexiss2883
      @whydoesmeexiss2883 3 года назад +10

      Just make the spheres and then make sure he can’t move without running into either a person or
      A sphere

    • @cloaking111
      @cloaking111 3 года назад +5

      I'm not sure he was the villain

  • @laurenbastin8849
    @laurenbastin8849 3 года назад +220

    “It was a while back and I had hopes and dreams”
    Oof. Too relatable.

    • @berniebroig8745
      @berniebroig8745 3 года назад +5

      So many people try to get this kind of reaction with entire speeches and fall flat on their faces in the process. Keeping it brief and relatable is the way to go!

  • @levijohansen1482
    @levijohansen1482 3 года назад +203

    “Oh also it can burn stuff down.”
    *silence*
    **smiles**

  • @Arkanemacht
    @Arkanemacht 3 года назад +135

    JoCat: "Cast fireball and only fireball"
    Zee: "You cant solve everything with fireball. Flamming Sphere is much more efficent and fun to use."

    • @TPixelAdventures
      @TPixelAdventures 3 года назад +3

      You don't have to waste time with a piddling little Flaming Sphere if you have a BIG ENOUGH FIREBALL.

    • @silverthorngoodtree5533
      @silverthorngoodtree5533 3 года назад +13

      That is a daring thing to say person in fireball range... ..

    • @Grygus_Triss
      @Grygus_Triss 2 года назад +2

      @@silverthorngoodtree5533 7th level rogues and monks: “whatcha gunna do?”

    • @nicolasdykema8959
      @nicolasdykema8959 2 года назад +1

      @@Grygus_Triss strangulate probably

    • @Grygus_Triss
      @Grygus_Triss 2 года назад +1

      @@nicolasdykema8959 they’ll have to make a successful grapple check. And those who cast fireballs aren’t known for good strength and athletics, while monks and rogues are known for good acrobatics and Dex.

  • @jarentankersley7467
    @jarentankersley7467 3 года назад +107

    Holy Heck, the argument at the beginning is too real.

  • @oscargonzalez3599
    @oscargonzalez3599 2 года назад +54

    "That is a monologue, in society that is rude"
    Bad guy: "but.....but I though I was the bad guy....."

  • @BucketCrust
    @BucketCrust 2 года назад +277

    Speaking as both a player and GM, never, NEVER, interrupt your GM while monologuing. You will both A) make the monologue last longer, and B) incur the wrath of someone who obviously spends far too much time writing up long winded agony. This comes from experience in both situations.

    • @ScarletFlames1
      @ScarletFlames1 2 года назад +9

      Unless you interrupt the monologue in character, or as the hypothetical thing happened the monologue was a minute long and was used as cover to cast the spell.
      Of course it has to be appropriate for your character to do so, and not just because you thought the DM was being annoying, such as a stealthed character the NPC hasn't spotted taking an action such as stealing, placing trap(s) or simply attacking.
      But if you want to try to do stuff while an NPC is doing a monologue try to interrupt in the beginning or it will piss off your DM regardless because now he's reading the "awesome" monologue awkwardly from the middle of it or lost his train of thought and now he's going to munchkin against party into oblivion as retaliation.

    • @BucketCrust
      @BucketCrust 2 года назад +15

      @@ScarletFlames1 If you're gonna interrupt, do it OOC. Like I said, if he's got time to make a ten minute monologue he's got time to think of a punishment for interrupting it.

    • @if7723
      @if7723 2 года назад +6

      @@BucketCrust Nah, my subtle spell exists for this exact purpose. If my DM is going to have the enemy monologue at us I'm handing him a paper at the start of the fight showing how many times I've cast party buffs.

    • @mrosengren4130
      @mrosengren4130 2 года назад +4

      So, funny thing. You can actually hide a spell or command activation in a monologue, so it makes occasional sense to interrupt. Granted, I'm also aware of at least one homebrew spell from 3.5 that dealt 1d4 ,mental ability burn per interruption while said monologue was ongoing. As in, the one that interrupted you took 1d4 to all their mental ability scores that could not be healed with magic every time they tried butting in.
      That was a funny session, but pissed off so many people :D

    • @BucketCrust
      @BucketCrust 2 года назад +2

      @@mrosengren4130 You know, I've never actually tried 3.5e but if anything's convinced me to give it a go, it's a spell that forces players to listen to monologuing.

  • @denzelk4321
    @denzelk4321 3 года назад +361

    Sentinel would disregard the disengage, and if the opportunity attack was successful, it would also reduce the enemy movement speed to 0 until the end of their turn. Which makes this lockdown even more vicious.

    • @topogigio7031
      @topogigio7031 3 года назад +2

      Don't listen to Crawford, dude literally contradicts himself in the same sentence. Play it how the game is designed, not that "lele meme gotcha" shit

    • @rocker1296
      @rocker1296 3 года назад +67

      @@topogigio7031 that's literally the game as it's designed, Sentinel says in its rules text "Creatures provoke opportunity attacks from you even if they take the Disengage action before leaving your reach."

    • @arturv.a.4542
      @arturv.a.4542 3 года назад +44

      @@topogigio7031 that isn't JC its the feat itself stating the attack triggers even if disengage occurs.

    • @LocalMaple
      @LocalMaple 3 года назад +1

      If the sphere can push, then Polearm Master can opportunity attack when the enemy enters range.
      So if a character can disengage as a bonus action, they can dash across the enemy for an attack, get out of their range for free, punish if they approach, and/or punish if they try to run past.

    • @denzelk4321
      @denzelk4321 3 года назад +16

      @@LocalMaple opportunity attacks are only triggered when an enemy moves using its movement. action, bonus action, or reaction. An individual moved by an outside force does not trigger opportunity attacks. sentinel or otherwise.

  • @thefakeslimshady8881
    @thefakeslimshady8881 2 года назад +91

    I don't think I have ever seen a more realistic example of the type of things actually said at a dnd table than that first minute

  • @keeperofcats642
    @keeperofcats642 3 года назад +65

    “Druids hate him!”

    • @zEr-ne5ri
      @zEr-ne5ri 3 года назад +7

      Circle of wild fire druids love him.

    • @voicetest6019
      @voicetest6019 3 года назад +2

      So does the guard of the probably wooden city construction of most human cities.

    • @shapeinexplicavel6508
      @shapeinexplicavel6508 3 года назад +2

      It is a druid spell...

    • @keeperofcats642
      @keeperofcats642 3 года назад

      @@shapeinexplicavel6508 oh, i guess they’re just masochists

  • @VerneDoran
    @VerneDoran 3 года назад +164

    Odd that the un armed wrestler didnt grapple and use the opponent as a shield aganst the orb.
    I mean that's what the pro's would do, but WWE has dis-allowed magic spheres since the early 90's

    • @S71xx
      @S71xx 3 года назад +23

      Yeah it's a shame, but after that circle of death incident it was only a matter of time before they'd ban magic in professional wrestling.

    • @not_avaliable
      @not_avaliable 2 года назад +3

      @@S71xx up until, for nostalgia, they brought it back in the late 2000's only to suddenly quietly ban it again without ever acknowledging it again for some reason

  • @EAncients
    @EAncients 3 года назад +39

    "What do you know?!"
    "A lot actually, I took a class."

  • @PaperPushingPauper
    @PaperPushingPauper 3 года назад +67

    "Back when I had hopes and dreams"
    "So... how did that go?"
    *SHUT UP*

  • @jkattack2640
    @jkattack2640 3 года назад +34

    That finale killed me
    "Oh also it can burn stuff down"

  • @Yabuturtle
    @Yabuturtle 3 года назад +416

    The argument in the beginning wasn't scripted. That was an actual DND argument that was recorded and uploaded here. I say that with all confidence. xD Friggin brilliant stuff.

  • @jh-ne4sy
    @jh-ne4sy 3 года назад +29

    I liked this video from the beginning but “Also, it can burn stuff down” - pan out to a raging forest fire - was really what sold me

    • @aionicthunder
      @aionicthunder 3 года назад +2

      This is fine.
      Bleh, that’s still blood

  • @ericpetersen230
    @ericpetersen230 3 года назад +37

    Chowder! What have you done! Now the animators have to draw all this fire!

  • @paulpruitt954
    @paulpruitt954 3 года назад +31

    I always appreciate the couple of seconds when wizard Zee silently stares at the camera. Grinning. With gleeful intent
    (run)

  • @TiroDvD
    @TiroDvD 3 года назад +31

    "I had dreams once." Largest burn in this video: self.

  • @summussum7540
    @summussum7540 3 года назад +28

    I LOST it at “also, you can burn things down.”

  • @Povlicht
    @Povlicht 3 года назад +34

    didnt know how much I needed a Thicc Dragonborn Lady in my life until now

  • @AntiPeach
    @AntiPeach 3 года назад +45

    "Oh yeah and it can burn things down."
    *smiles*
    fucking love your characters

  • @jthrone7768
    @jthrone7768 3 года назад +30

    I thought the 3 words were “I cast fireball” and I’m glad I was wrong.

  • @andrewgrasham4604
    @andrewgrasham4604 Год назад +46

    As a guy with two theater degrees he has never used for adult employment, "it was a while back and I had hopes and dreams" hits a little close to home

  • @Daemic9
    @Daemic9 3 года назад +69

    If the melee attacker had sentinel, disengage is ignored for opportunity attacks

  • @discordicgamer7465
    @discordicgamer7465 3 года назад +72

    "It was awhile back and I had hopes and dreams."
    This has no right to hit as hard as it did.

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 3 года назад

      oh you poor children
      i had hopes and dreams as well
      but you turned out to be a disapointment :(

  • @khristian625
    @khristian625 3 года назад +27

    I love the awkward exchange between DB fighter and Altruicius. Just… neither of them came out of that on top in that conversation.

  • @waffleswafflson3076
    @waffleswafflson3076 3 года назад +66

    Altruicious didnt deserve this, he was just a punch clock villain doing his job

    • @USAltefore
      @USAltefore 3 года назад +10

      Justice for Altruicious!

  • @KuzuTomoki
    @KuzuTomoki 3 года назад +53

    I love how awkward and annoying the argument is xD Very natural with how uncoordinated the conversation is with two people sassing each other, I love it

    • @KuzuTomoki
      @KuzuTomoki 3 года назад +1

      Btw I miss Gabriella, when is she coming back ;u;

  • @Dracomut
    @Dracomut 3 года назад +16

    You can never go wrong with a sassy bbw dragonborn

  • @alexross1816
    @alexross1816 Год назад +37

    I kinda liked the Dragonborn and Altruicious' bickering.
    Just the idea that she was annoyed by his monologuing and he was upset that she interrupted was funny.

    • @Yglorba
      @Yglorba Год назад +15

      Yeah, the people in the comments who are taking sides are missing the point. The joke is how their personalities interact.

  • @samus17
    @samus17 2 года назад +117

    Altruicious needs to not flee, but move into the group to fight.
    1. That seems to be how he's gonna do damage anyways
    2. It would require anyone melee fighting him to maneuver around the flaming spheres
    3. If he grapples an opponent (likely, as he seems to have no melee weapons, and is a pro wrestler), he can hold them within the flaming spheres' range while still damaging them with his free hand

    • @bendromeda1688
      @bendromeda1688 2 года назад +2

      Nope. Here's the play-by-play assuming Altruishus only has melee attacks.
      - Altruishus(A) starts further than 30 ft away from the spellcasters (if the spellcasters are smart and stay back)
      - runs in, too far away to attack. Either he dashes or he goes for the opportunity attacker (O)
      - bad either way. Assuming he dashes, the spellcasters back all the way up, and keep moving the sphere. Return to step 1.
      - OR he tries to go for O, maybe gets a good hit, but the spellcasters are close enough to do heals if they need to, and now A is locked in combat with a Sentinel with a reach weapon. And he still gets bashed by fire damage. Return to step one.
      Lose-lose scenario.

    • @dairoleon2682
      @dairoleon2682 2 года назад +11

      @@bendromeda1688 You're assuming that O succeeds on their attacks. If they don't, then he gets within *his* reach of them (the spear having a slight reach advantage), then he grapples them and now they have disadvantage on using their attacks and the casters, unless they have Spell Sniper or are using save-based spells, have disadvantage on their attacks. Granted, the sphere(s) would still be a problem with him, but if he's actually grappler focused and successfully grappling O, he could keep maneuvering himself and O relative to the spheres so she gets damaged at least as much as he does. Considering that he's presented as a boss, he probably has class levels, likely Barbarian or Monk, which provides him further resistance and potential ability to evade the spells.
      Then again, he still has the problem of being a solo melee fighter against another melee fighter and two spellcasters, so he's already at a pretty bad disadvantage.

  • @Grabnok
    @Grabnok 3 года назад +59

    The dragon lady has not awakened anything new in me, but now she does a place in my heart.

  • @guywithpc7069
    @guywithpc7069 3 года назад +30

    "It was awhile back and I had hopes and dreams."
    Me looking back on writing for anything besides my DMing

  • @SeekerPsycho1
    @SeekerPsycho1 3 года назад +19

    "How did that go?" What a way to instantly tip the argument XD

  • @Sirgmon420
    @Sirgmon420 3 года назад +35

    Oh god Zee, what have you done. The thirsty furries....or scalies I guess technically...will be frothing at the mouth for more thicc Dragonborn lady

    • @beoweasel
      @beoweasel 3 года назад +11

      People who don't love the thicc dragonborn lady don't deserve to have their opinions heard. :|

    • @Sirgmon420
      @Sirgmon420 3 года назад +4

      @@beoweasel I mean I cant deny the Jiggle Physics that were used here were ...excellent

    • @OhNoTheFace
      @OhNoTheFace 3 года назад

      Furries draw waaaay better dragon ladies with boobs, sorry

    • @Darasilverdragon
      @Darasilverdragon 3 года назад

      @@beoweasel Gotta say, wasn't a fan of the "I'm something of a scientist myself" attitude. What, you don't think we care about a female's personality?

  • @pathfindersavant3988
    @pathfindersavant3988 3 года назад +19

    That dragonborn wants to see your DM's manager

    • @freakymoejoe2
      @freakymoejoe2 3 года назад

      she's never shopping here AGAIN!

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 3 года назад +20

    Ah, that's our Zee, passively standing by in this meeting of the minds, only snapping out of it when it's time to burn things to the ground!

  • @kingworks5623
    @kingworks5623 3 года назад +21

    That part of the game when the married couple really start fighting ...

  • @HaloInverse
    @HaloInverse 2 года назад +50

    0:03 Zee makes a hand gesture, and closes his eyes.
    1:00 Zee's facial expression changes, and when the camera pulls out a moment later, he is grinning.
    One minute of concentration, more or less.

    • @JeweledRoseStudios
      @JeweledRoseStudios 2 года назад +14

      Right?! I figured the Dragonborn was stalling on purpose, a lot of the comments are ragging on her though

    • @finnianquail8881
      @finnianquail8881 2 года назад +4

      @@JeweledRoseStudios i dont get what was wrong with it lol

    • @dontuserachelslurs
      @dontuserachelslurs 2 года назад +2

      @@finnianquail8881 nothing, but youtube comments don't have to be based on reality to justify their dislike of things

    • @if7723
      @if7723 2 года назад

      @@dontuserachelslurs Well a female was involved in a D&D video so comments can only go so many ways.

  • @Runsofourlives
    @Runsofourlives 3 года назад +26

    Zee I regret to inform you you have overlooked an alternate way to avoid the sentinel feat. Grapple the sentinel and bring them with you. This also allows you to drag them through any hostile terrain that's created and potentially close on the casters. I assure you the most heartbroken look I've ever seen on a player's face is when the giant picked up the spear wielding sentinel, tucked him in his pocket, and then closed on the wizard.

    • @firstlast9710
      @firstlast9710 3 года назад +6

      Pocket sentinels do sound handy

    • @Runsofourlives
      @Runsofourlives 3 года назад +3

      Can also shove them prone before you grapple them so you're dragging them around and they have disadvantage to attack you and can't stand up because movement equals zero

    • @rolay7730
      @rolay7730 3 года назад +2

      It is hard to "break D&D" from a pocket.

  • @DieEinstes
    @DieEinstes 3 года назад +23

    I was wondering what the accent was of the dragonborn and then I realized when I heard "oh issit now?" South African through and through

    • @al-trujillo
      @al-trujillo 3 года назад

      ... oh really? I guess a Cali-boy like me is suddenly South African now. Huh... neat.

  • @ThePhiRexian
    @ThePhiRexian 3 года назад +16

    That shit-eating grin at the end absolutely killed me

  • @BobTheGodly
    @BobTheGodly 3 года назад +14

    That warning at the end had the cheerful guilt of a player who accidentally burned something down and argued "Well it wasn't fireball so I thought it would be fine."

  • @TDSFounder
    @TDSFounder 3 года назад +45

    And its more efficient than 'Just Fireball'.

    • @saber1epee0
      @saber1epee0 3 года назад +2

      **sneers in JoCat**

    • @TheTiredBard
      @TheTiredBard 3 года назад +2

      FIREBALL USERS *HATE* HIM!

    • @loganreads90
      @loganreads90 3 года назад

      @@saber1epee0 JoCat isn’t the de-facto person for wizardry, though.

  • @camramaster
    @camramaster 3 года назад +16

    "Oh, also: it can burn stuff down!!

  • @alexanderchristopher4151
    @alexanderchristopher4151 2 года назад +44

    3:01 The awkwardly long silence after this line is just. Beautiful.

  • @thomaspetrucka9173
    @thomaspetrucka9173 2 года назад +38

    "Oh, also it can burn stuff down..."
    SMILES AMID FLAMES

  • @Ahrpigi
    @Ahrpigi 3 года назад +18

    I've heard it said somewhere that if your DM's villain is monologuing, let them. They're saying goodbye to that character before all the players murder them.

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 3 года назад +1

      That, or he's buying time for the minions that you snuck past in the barracks to dash here. 😁

    • @Ahrpigi
      @Ahrpigi 3 года назад

      @@leyrua It can be both!

    • @XpVersusVista
      @XpVersusVista 3 года назад +2

      first of all yes, it is a way to communicate certain aspects of a character to the players before said character is gone forever.
      and as a second point, it is fun to do. the DM has by far the hardest and least rewarding job on the table, let him have his fun once in a while. players get to try and succeed at all the crazy shit while dms have to work hard to enable said tomfoolery. the woman in the clip was a complete asshole and egotistical beyond belief. "dm you are not playing the way i like! play the way i like you little piece of garbage or why do you think you are allowed here!"

    • @Ahrpigi
      @Ahrpigi 3 года назад

      @@XpVersusVista You're very right, but when it comes to her I'd say it depends on the relationship between that player and the DM. Some groups go all in on the friendly ribbing, but doing that to a stranger at a game elsewhere would be absolutely unacceptable.

  • @voltsiano116
    @voltsiano116 3 года назад +36

    "It was a while back, and I had hopes and dreams."
    She's a mood...

  • @meachamator101
    @meachamator101 3 года назад +33

    A warlock with eldritch blast, repelling blast, and grasp of hadar can push/pull creatures in and out of a flaming sphere causing multiple instances of damage. I got targeted a lot by my dm and I don't blame him.

  • @lilliansmith6996
    @lilliansmith6996 2 года назад +36

    I have so much respect for Zee. Even his ads. He doesn't tell you the software can perform miracles, or do stuff it can't. He just tells you that he really likes it, and what he likes about it.

  • @yargolocus4853
    @yargolocus4853 3 года назад +30

    2:28 I have to mention that Sentinel feat makes disengage not work against you anymore

    • @topogigio7031
      @topogigio7031 3 года назад +1

      In that instance he was referring to attempting to run, getting hit by Sentinel and then using Dash. Poorly displayed as all

    • @hitsugatatsuro9978
      @hitsugatatsuro9978 3 года назад +1

      On this comment thread, I actually concur with Snore. 2 threads where I agree and counting.

  • @parkenbrown2210
    @parkenbrown2210 3 года назад +31

    They will still take an opportunity attack from the sentinel because the sentinel feat allows you to make one even if they disengage.

    • @lucadawnton5729
      @lucadawnton5729 3 года назад +1

      It's just another level about how screwed his in in that case, the fact that even if he disengages he's going to be attacked again leaving him with. Sit and take his turn and be burned to a crisp, then attacked rinse and repeat or run blowing his actions, be attacked, then rinse and repeat. Basically it's just a lesson in why spell casters tend to beat melee characters once you get access to fun spells like flaming sphere.

  • @TheKabukimann
    @TheKabukimann 2 года назад +43

    Combine this with metamagic transmute spell and create an ice sphere or a thunder sphere to avoid burning down the town.

    • @Sushiman118
      @Sushiman118 2 года назад +6

      I think RAW it still would. That's... weird.

  • @chrisconnors8513
    @chrisconnors8513 3 года назад +14

    This is brilliant, I never realized how great this spell could be until now.
    As a note, alchemists fire also does not stop burning until you use your action to put it out. Throw one at them

  • @InnsannaStories
    @InnsannaStories 3 года назад +64

    Also, Sentinel let's you ignore disengage, so even that doesn't work.

    • @leahbeah1585
      @leahbeah1585 3 года назад

      Yeah I was just about to point this out

  • @danielbrooks7764
    @danielbrooks7764 3 года назад +17

    "How did you catch him?"
    "We burned the forest down."

    • @cavv0667
      @cavv0667 3 года назад

      Lovely reference...!

  • @kamille286
    @kamille286 3 года назад +31

    I like how you showed the battle map as you're talking about the strategy, made it a lot easier to understand. That is a really good strategy for arsonists/spellcasters

  • @chadnorris8257
    @chadnorris8257 3 года назад +19

    I didn't think flaming orb sounded very impressive on paper, but seeing this makes me rethink that.

    • @Draconianite
      @Draconianite 3 года назад

      It works very well in practice but it can be a little tricky to use well in tighter spaces if your worried about friendly fire.

    • @chadnorris8257
      @chadnorris8257 3 года назад

      @@Draconianite I'm sure.

    • @SingeScorcher
      @SingeScorcher 3 года назад +1

      Seems like so many spells are that way. There's quite a few I've decided to reconsider after Zee's vids on them.

    • @chadnorris8257
      @chadnorris8257 3 года назад

      @@SingeScorcher Sometimes you just need to hear someone describe something, and give ways to make it work, rather than just read the paragraph off DnD Beyond, amongst all the other choices. Possibly missing something because maybe you skimmed it.

    • @mdb45424
      @mdb45424 3 года назад

      one of the highest potentail damage for a 2nd level spell. 2d6 x2? x10 and 20 chances for enemy to catch fire. only problem is if they just move out of it range

  • @Tomatowormprince
    @Tomatowormprince 3 года назад +25

    This is cool and all, but I could cast mold earth and play with the dirt.

  • @FarothFuin
    @FarothFuin 3 года назад +28

    I once casted Silence in the villain monologue... he chased my bard and the party kill him while i just dodge all fight... a really quiet fight...

    • @topogigio7031
      @topogigio7031 3 года назад

      So you're DM is as stupid as the BBEG was?

    • @hitsugatatsuro9978
      @hitsugatatsuro9978 3 года назад +3

      @@topogigio7031 Many things you coulda said, yet you choose to insult his DM. Fr?

    • @OhNoTheFace
      @OhNoTheFace 3 года назад

      Your DM is soft for even allowing it

    • @jackeibon884
      @jackeibon884 2 года назад

      @@topogigio7031 Why the DM stupid tho?

  • @grannps
    @grannps 3 года назад +12

    I love how the quiet old druid is always doing really brutal things. Like he was on-board for cook-and-book with 0 convincing, and here he’s ready to kill on command

    • @Xifihas
      @Xifihas 3 года назад +4

      Druids exist to remind everyone that Mother Nature is a merciless bitch.

  • @cjcomrie
    @cjcomrie 3 года назад +13

    That understated cussing when the spells come out is probably the GMs reaction

  • @Nevict
    @Nevict 3 года назад +17

    That smile when the forest was burning around him made me laugh.

  • @Fynzmirs
    @Fynzmirs 3 года назад +34

    Player: I attack the villain while he monologues
    DM: Fine. He is distracted and you easily kill him. End of the session.
    Remember, in some situations it's better to do something narratively appropriate than to pursue the most optimal outcome

    • @OhNoTheFace
      @OhNoTheFace 3 года назад

      The fun way is also somehow injuring and muting them while he continues

    • @SupLuiKir
      @SupLuiKir 3 года назад +1

      standard operating procedure.

  • @Dragonian05
    @Dragonian05 3 года назад +13

    I see thick dragonborn character, I click link.
    Hope you protect your books this time, Zee.

  • @xzardas541
    @xzardas541 3 года назад +12

    Real fun starts when coridor is 5ft wide.
    Indiana johnes music intensifies, along with screams of singed goblins.

  • @randonimity84
    @randonimity84 3 года назад +27

    "It was a while ago and I had hopes and dreams." I have never related to something so much.

  • @Yabuturtle
    @Yabuturtle 3 года назад +17

    "it was a while back and I had hopes and dreams." will be part of my character backstory. xD

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 3 года назад +1

      I'm afraid that is most people's backstory.

    • @Yabuturtle
      @Yabuturtle 3 года назад +1

      @@derekstein6193 Usually from what I've seen, they have revenge back stories. Whether it's their parents, friends, or land getting burned down, ect.

  • @luminous2585
    @luminous2585 3 года назад +23

    In our group, I play a tiefling, and I'm somehow the only one who doesn't constantly put everything on fire. The warlock, artificer, and especially the WATER GENASI DRUID use tons of fire magic. In the first session we fought some bandits, and she started a forest fire that threatened to hit a nearby farming community. We helped putting it out before it could do too much damage. The villagers thanked us for helping, and we quickly noped out of there.

    • @mdb45424
      @mdb45424 3 года назад +1

      fire is a very common element. and tends to have good damage values cause its so common that people get resistance too

  • @CosmikZombie
    @CosmikZombie 3 года назад +17

    This sounds like a queue for the DM to say "Oops all demons/ infernals"

    • @SithBy11
      @SithBy11 3 года назад +4

      Unless you’re a sorcerer… and can transmute spells! Who’s the GOD now!

    • @CosmikZombie
      @CosmikZombie 3 года назад

      @@SithBy11 Asmodeus has some fierce competition

  • @arcana5625
    @arcana5625 2 года назад +29

    The smile after he said "oh and you can burn stuff down" was perfection

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 3 года назад +22

    Step 1: Forget to check if any player has proficiency with Alchemist’s tools
    Step 2: Don’t debrief said player on their knowledge of the anarchist’s cookbook
    Step 3: Wait

  • @jb123581
    @jb123581 3 года назад +43

    Weird detail my party and I discovered when it comes to Flaming Sphere. Technically, Darkness dispels it because the spell description for FS includes that it sheds light while the spell description for Darkness states that it dispels any spell of 2nd level or lower that creates an area of light.

    • @orenhollis5048
      @orenhollis5048 3 года назад +5

      Neat, didn't know that!!!

    • @CerealNommer
      @CerealNommer 3 года назад +12

      Darkness snuffs out Moonbeam and Faerie Fire too.

  • @dressydressy6246
    @dressydressy6246 3 года назад +22

    HAHAHA. "You know when you made the right choice when you can see the whites of their eyes melting."

  • @healsallwounds
    @healsallwounds 3 года назад +35

    This vid really put the Jiggle-o-meter through its paces

  • @colinz226
    @colinz226 2 года назад +35

    I love that your wife voices some of the characters.

    • @Cyrribrae
      @Cyrribrae 2 года назад +3

      Wait is it? She sounds different in the dice training video. Haha fun.

    • @0001aardvark
      @0001aardvark 2 года назад +3

      @@Cyrribrae Acting!

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 3 года назад +16

    “Now draw her being a successful screenwriter and fulfilling her dreams”

  • @TheZanarath
    @TheZanarath 3 года назад +18

    you can TECHNICALLY move through the sphere. the damage only comes from ramming and ending your turn next to it

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua 11 месяцев назад +38

    I'm remembering a video where the players and DM forgot that this spell sets the environment on fire. While fighting in a treehouse. And then they retroactively realized that they needed to leave RIGHT NOW.

    • @Transformers2Fan1
      @Transformers2Fan1 11 месяцев назад +5

      "I didn't ask what the building was made of, I said 'I CAST FLAMING HELLSCAPE'!"

  • @goisles6728
    @goisles6728 2 года назад +63

    One if my favorites! Once cast this spell in an encounter against Trolls. The last one fled by diving down a well. My Flaming Sphere followed it.
    The Troll boiled to death.

  • @ramgladore
    @ramgladore 3 года назад +14

    That lady dragonborn is pretty jiggly and thick

  • @Abdega
    @Abdega 3 года назад +13

    At first I didn’t realize he was the bad guy because they were almost arguing like an old couple

  • @ryangriffin1998
    @ryangriffin1998 3 года назад +19

    AKA when you want to cast Heat Metal but they aren't wearing it

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion 2 года назад +42

    What you just made was a video on how to bully your DM and I am here for it.

  • @j.w.7608
    @j.w.7608 3 года назад +13

    "It was a while back and I had Hope's n dreams" hitting close to home there

  • @ObliviousNaga
    @ObliviousNaga 3 года назад +16

    This is why a party of light clerics is utterly terrifying. Couple this with spiritual weapon and the entire party is can surround the enemy and beat them to a pulp in a matter of seconds. Takes a bit of setup time but my god is it absolutely worth it

  • @batangbatugan
    @batangbatugan 3 года назад +20

    We once did a similar combo but it was a druid and a barbarian. The druid cast Wall of Thorns then the barbarian shoved the enemy to the wall as his first attack dealing 7d8 slashing damage, then he'd grapple him as his 2nd attack to keep him on the wall. At the start of the enemy's turn he takes another 7d8 slashing damage. The barbarian on his next turn would then drag him out of the wall, then drag him back in to repeat the cycle (all this time the rest of the party was taking potshots at him as well). All the enemy could do was either shove the barbarian away or break free of the grapple.

  • @bleach-kun
    @bleach-kun 2 года назад +59

    "You're being rude"
    HES LITERALLY THE BAD GUY! WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM TO DO, FLUFF YOUR PILLOW? lol

    • @Koppu1doragon
      @Koppu1doragon 2 года назад +24

      Seems like she's the rude one for interrupting his monolog.

    • @bleach-kun
      @bleach-kun 2 года назад +13

      @@Koppu1doragon exactly, I'm sure he worked really hard on it too. SMH, villains and Showmen get no respect or consideration these days.

    • @Absolutely_Nobody
      @Absolutely_Nobody 2 года назад +6

      Well she's an obnoxious, self-righteous bitch. What do you expect?

    • @ghostbonepunk1683
      @ghostbonepunk1683 2 года назад +6

      @@Koppu1doragon A villain is obligated to monologue. He signed the contract.

  • @lukadragicevic8585
    @lukadragicevic8585 3 года назад +9

    "Oh, also it can burns stuff down" *smiles gleefully*

  • @silvertheelf
    @silvertheelf 2 года назад +16

    “Oh and it can burn stuff down”
    Cue Me laughing hysterically.

  • @Dropem7777
    @Dropem7777 3 года назад +32

    Those breats jiggled so much. Both the dragonborn and the guy…

  • @CHURCHTUARY
    @CHURCHTUARY 3 года назад +21

    Keep your eyes up, folk. Keep your eyes up.

  • @viruslink6523
    @viruslink6523 3 года назад +15

    It’s bold of you to assume my other party members are smart enough to follow a plan

  • @ananass8030
    @ananass8030 3 года назад +13

    "oh, and it can burn stuff"
    *Stare*
    *Malicious smile*