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  • @netoalmeida6146
    @netoalmeida6146 8 месяцев назад +1297

    Remember when DK did a unintended pun showing his minis "here's my thousand sons army, but they're just colecting dust at the moment" without KNOWING NOTHING about them?? they are the perfect army for the DK as Tzeentch planned indeed.

    • @MarcDize
      @MarcDize 8 месяцев назад +40

      yes. it was glorious. GLORIOUS!!!!!!! 😫

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 8 месяцев назад +1

      Which episode was that from?

    • @drakeblack4695
      @drakeblack4695 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@LAV-IIIit’s one of like the first 10-15 things on the channel. Not a super long video but definitely worth a watch

    • @TheTsugnawmi2010
      @TheTsugnawmi2010 8 месяцев назад +19

      Tzeench: “I play the long game”

    • @painlord2k
      @painlord2k 7 месяцев назад +13

      @@TheTsugnawmi2010
      Khorne: "How long?"
      Tzeench: “I don't remember"

  • @aarovit4257
    @aarovit4257 8 месяцев назад +217

    There once was a Thousand Sons character that ran around with a rocket launcher and when asked why he wasn’t spreading the word of Tzeentch and just instead blowing stuff up he replied
    “I am spreading the ways of The Lord of Change! Watch this!” He then aimed his rocket launcher at a tank he saw and fired the rocket. The rocket proceeded to blow up the tank, he then turned back and said “See, I have CHANGED that tank into a destroyed tank!” He then ran back into the fog of war continuing to spread the word of Tzeentch.

    • @thou_dog
      @thou_dog 7 месяцев назад +11

      I wonder if this can be retold as a limerick.

    • @thou_dog
      @thou_dog 7 месяцев назад +15

      Like:
      There once was a fighter for Change
      Who was often seen acting quite strange.
      He shot tanks with his missiles
      But if asked why, he bristles,
      "I'm doing my best to _______"
      I can't figure out the last bit.

    • @WootFTWable
      @WootFTWable 7 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@thou_dog"Rearrange"?

    • @thou_dog
      @thou_dog 7 месяцев назад +27

      @@WootFTWable I changed it up.
      We've heard of a cult-bro of Change
      who's often seen acting quite strange.
      He shoots tanks with his missiles
      and if questioned he bristles,
      "I'm increasing disorder downrange!"

    • @pogwog5309
      @pogwog5309 7 месяцев назад +15

      Lmao this reminds me, a youtuber I like who does ARMA campaigns did one as chaos cultists, and he was in the tzeenchian squad
      In the spirit of change every 2 minutes they changed the frequency on the radio

  • @PapaFunDip
    @PapaFunDip 8 месяцев назад +302

    Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, Magnus's efforts all went bust.

    • @redline841
      @redline841 8 месяцев назад +9

      Ambatubus...

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte 5 месяцев назад +1

      Cool rhyme!

  • @ladeandix7451
    @ladeandix7451 8 месяцев назад +558

    Yvraine did resurrect those marines, but after Ahriman agreed to let her leave, she sent them screaming into the warp. Ahriman, shocked, horrified, and pissed instead of trying to kill the eldar he jumped into the warp after his brother.

    • @DarthAuxilia
      @DarthAuxilia 8 месяцев назад +83

      Yeah, she fucked up

    • @Asheriancommand
      @Asheriancommand 8 месяцев назад +85

      It was the right call. Ahriman got distracted and yvraine got the warshard

    • @DarthAuxilia
      @DarthAuxilia 8 месяцев назад +107

      @Asheriancommand but now she is a priority target for ahriman, not only do to vengeance, but also as a resource to reverse the rubric

    • @evilsclone2499
      @evilsclone2499 8 месяцев назад +93

      ​@@Asheriancommandyvraine: "ah yes, let me piss off the angry physical space monkey capable of doing the same magic shit that I can, what's the worst that could possible happen?"
      *meanwhile ariman is prepping his ovary spinning destro torsion spell. For when her finds her*

    • @Hewrin88
      @Hewrin88 8 месяцев назад +55

      Knowing Ahriman he'd probably spend a trilogy of books trying to get back at her and achieving nothing

  • @the-wanderer111
    @the-wanderer111 8 месяцев назад +358

    Rubric Marine: I fear no man but that thing.
    Roomba: *Vacuum Noises*
    Rubric Maribe: It scares me.

    • @GraveBreak
      @GraveBreak 8 месяцев назад +9

      The big suck 😂

    • @lefunky132
      @lefunky132 8 месяцев назад +6

      The mechanical prowess to destroy us is pure horror.

    • @High-LordHarza
      @High-LordHarza 8 месяцев назад +4

      These jokes always make me think, their armors are fully sealed and their soul is bound to their armor, so the ash isn't even coming out right? They're basically walking urns.

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 7 месяцев назад +2

      At least the Space Puppies and Thousands Sons can agree that Roombas are scary.

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte 5 месяцев назад

      Fear no man, just the machine

  • @derekburge5294
    @derekburge5294 7 месяцев назад +11

    Ahriman: *exists*
    Tzeentch: my favorite clown. Little walking punchline. Love him. Absolutely best. 0/10, I want a thousand more.

  • @tajadoleternal5514
    @tajadoleternal5514 8 месяцев назад +481

    Thousands son: father I don't feel so good

    • @heboric6136
      @heboric6136 8 месяцев назад +9

      😭

    • @the-wanderer111
      @the-wanderer111 8 месяцев назад +7

      Reduced 2 dust.

    • @hugotheimpecileone
      @hugotheimpecileone 8 месяцев назад +2

      I can see that happening in 40k honestly

    • @skullsquad900
      @skullsquad900 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@hugotheimpecileonepretty sure that literally did happen considering they can communicate with him telepathically while they were dusting...

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte 5 месяцев назад

      (Goes to dust)

  • @ferro9926
    @ferro9926 8 месяцев назад +118

    Poster idea: where's waldo but you have to find alpharius in a collection of various other space marines and primarchs

    • @Gigasius
      @Gigasius 8 месяцев назад +9

      And make it a collab with Emwattnot

    • @ЯАга-я4л
      @ЯАга-я4л 8 месяцев назад +1

      I'd buy that for a dollar!

    • @coolbean9880
      @coolbean9880 7 месяцев назад +1

      there is no alpharius (this is a lie)

    • @ann-marieellis8523
      @ann-marieellis8523 2 месяца назад

      Trick question, they're all alpharius

    • @PhoenicopterusR
      @PhoenicopterusR 17 дней назад

      ​@ann-marieellis8523 double trick question, Alpharius is actually Omegon.

  • @Skitarii_Ranger
    @Skitarii_Ranger 8 месяцев назад +221

    Ahriman, First Captain of the Thousand Sons and Champion of Tzeentch
    vs
    Thanquol, the greatest Grey Seer to ever live and Champion of the Horned Rat
    Who shoots themselves in the foot first?

    • @emanueleragazzi341
      @emanueleragazzi341 8 месяцев назад

      Thanquol would just shoot another of his subordinates even if he is in the wrong

    • @dawidkazmierczak7283
      @dawidkazmierczak7283 8 месяцев назад +25

      Yes

    • @petulantpeterturbo
      @petulantpeterturbo 8 месяцев назад +55

      Ahriman would shoot himself in the foot while Thanquol shoots his most important ratslave that would win him the battle in the back of the head.

    • @minnijawsx9060
      @minnijawsx9060 8 месяцев назад +34

      “There are many ways to skin a baby”-Thanquol

    • @germanmandalorian3514
      @germanmandalorian3514 8 месяцев назад +9

      Depend, is Gotrek and Felix around?

  • @gord163
    @gord163 8 месяцев назад +64

    Also worth noting Ahriman hates the chaos gods, and for what they have lead the legion towards, he also has a habit of leaving planets with less cultists than when he got there. He will gather a cult to find relics and knowledge, steal it from the cult, then kill the cult

    • @gord163
      @gord163 8 месяцев назад +15

      Also yall got to read the Arhiman omnibus

    • @painlord2k
      @painlord2k 7 месяцев назад +8

      In a small tangent, I'm waiting for the moment the Planet Eaters will get their vengeance against the Emperor's Children for turning Angron in a demon prince and denying him his death & rest in peace.
      And I pretty hope Leeman Russ return with a way to restore full Magnus and Prospero, to atone for his transgression against the orders of the Emperor.

    • @ravenwhiteduck3158
      @ravenwhiteduck3158 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@painlord2k wait, the word bearers right?

    • @drmengus
      @drmengus 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@ravenwhiteduck3158 I think he mean the World Eaters (Angron's legion)

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@painlord2k Russ HAS to be the last one to return. There is a whole prophecy there and other primarchs that got so little time that should come back first Corvax and Khan come to mind. Vulcan returning and the writers NOT killing him off just to show he is a perpetual would be nice as well. Vulcan is supposed to be the most physically strong and tough of them all. What would kill any other patriarch, Vulcan should be able to stand right back up and laugh. To kill Vulcan and put him back on respawn should be twice what it would take to kill any other primarch. I despised how often they killed him just to highlight that he is a perpetual, was horrible writing.
      The reason Russ has to be the last is due to the prophecy that when he returns the start of 'The Wolftime' will have come. Which is Ragnarok.

  • @muriomoira
    @muriomoira 8 месяцев назад +182

    Thousand sons: goes from fleshchange to ashchange
    Ahriman: I see this as an absolute win

    • @topcat59
      @topcat59 8 месяцев назад +12

      Either live your entire existence drowning in pure nothingness and slowly forgetting who you are or continue living in a twisted and mangled flashy body that will beg for death that will never come.🐱

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte 5 месяцев назад +3

      Now they are easier to transport!

  • @MrSamulai
    @MrSamulai 8 месяцев назад +121

    Thanks for the feature, I'm glad to have done my part in making 40k more ridiculous.
    I stole the line from a 40k parody comic I saw in pinterest years ago. Much as I'd like to credit the artist, for the life of me I can't find it anymore.
    Some people said it was from isyander and koda, but I don't know the context for that.

    • @bogdanlevi
      @bogdanlevi 8 месяцев назад +7

      Nothing wrong with stealing a joke, that's how jokes work. Gratz for the feature.

    • @dankmemes8254
      @dankmemes8254 8 месяцев назад +5

      Unlike magnus you did everything correct

  • @zockemon7
    @zockemon7 8 месяцев назад +21

    "I cured the Flesh Change"
    My brother in tzeentch, there is no more flesh to change.

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte 5 месяцев назад +3

      "So I succeded, right? Riiiiight?"

  • @42ndguardian
    @42ndguardian 8 месяцев назад +56

    The Rubric is the equivalent of using a fusion cannon to treat skin cancer. "BANG, and the Fleshchange is gone!" *ignoring the giant smoking crater*.
    The rubric is an overcharge of warp energy, if you weren't psychically strong enough to keep your corporeal meat together you turn to dust. If you are, you get a big buff.

  • @Tengenstein
    @Tengenstein 8 месяцев назад +34

    You didn't mention what a rubric actually is; a guide for grading whether something is good enough. Are you a good enough space wizard? Yes; have a stat boost, no; dust.

  • @DirtHermit
    @DirtHermit 8 месяцев назад +212

    Next Poster: "Ascend me, Chaos Daddy!"

  • @YoBen100
    @YoBen100 8 месяцев назад +321

    Space Wolves visiting Sortiarius while singing "Hungry Like the Wolf"
    Meanwhile Thousand Sons preparing their spells while sining "Dust in the Wind"

    • @ЯАга-я4л
      @ЯАга-я4л 8 месяцев назад +23

      Another one bites the dust

    • @greg_mca
      @greg_mca 8 месяцев назад +20

      Inside you are two wolves. One sings yggdrasil as it goes into battle. The other sings bark at the moon

    • @evilsclone2499
      @evilsclone2499 8 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@greg_mca"they're both gay.."

    • @zackmishlove8266
      @zackmishlove8266 8 месяцев назад +6

      Lmao space wolves singing Duran Duran is funny, imagine a space wolf with bronzed skin and frosted tips

    • @DINOROAR2912
      @DINOROAR2912 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@zackmishlove8266 If I didn't hate unhelmeted Marines, I would be all over that

  • @samuelazzaro
    @samuelazzaro 8 месяцев назад +103

    Can we get an episode on the council of nicaea? It feels like the core reason people sympathize with Magnus and also really highlights how flawed the Emperor's plans were (particularly in terms of not telling his kids about Chaos, especially Magnus).

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 8 месяцев назад

      Pretty sure they already did a few years ago now.

    • @La-Volpa
      @La-Volpa 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@justinlast2lastharder749 Apparently not, unless it's something that's Patreon specific.

    • @CannibalShinobi
      @CannibalShinobi 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@justinlast2lastharder749 They haven't done an actual episode on it. Only mention it in passing. I don't think they have ever mentioned how hypocritical Leman Russ was when he tried saying that space wolf rune priests are not psyckers and therefore would not be outlawed by the council's decision. That coupled with him hiding the Wulfen while condeming Thousand Sons for the flesh change proves how much of a PoS Russ was.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@CannibalShinobi Meh. He was written VERY inconsistently in the Heresy books. This is the biggest problem I have when people rag on Russ. They point to the times he had crap writers, love to ignore the times he had more consistent writing. He is not the only Primarch that suffers from this. Perturabo does as well, as he flip flops from petulant man child incapable of thinking beyond "I wanna!" to a rational thinker capable of coming up with a cunning plan so often you will get whiplash. This is made even more pointed by the fact the writers for the modern setting have continued this idiocy by having him become a daemon primarch (going by released artwork) when the lore states he HATES Chaos, hates the chaos gods, and would never accept becoming one of their pawns. It is the whole reason his own men cut off their body parts if they start to change...and also why they capture demons and use them as fuel for their weapons!
      Basically every Primarch has some really crap writing minus a far few as GW basically warned them about things...Which is why Sanguinious is depicteds so consistently through all the Heresy books compared to Russ, Perterabo, Vulcan (yeah he has some uncharacteristic moments too), Lion'el, Dorn to name a few of those with such inconsistent writing that it often feels like you are reading about someone totally different with the same name. It happened less with Vulcan and Dorn on that list, yet STILL HAPPENED...and more than once. Russ and Perterabo are the two that stand out as being exceptionally inconsistently written.

    • @philopoemen1806
      @philopoemen1806 3 месяца назад

      After this can we get Second Vatican?

  • @swiftly2322
    @swiftly2322 8 месяцев назад +57

    I belive Ahriman went to Magnus before the rubic and begged him to help with the flesh change. And Magnus basically laughed and told him to just deal.

  • @wassup048
    @wassup048 8 месяцев назад +23

    Ahriman did get to the Black Library but he lost his Library Card and so he was denied entry

  • @declanfischer5397
    @declanfischer5397 8 месяцев назад +50

    Now that all the Primarchs and legions are done, y’all gotta do Chapter Masters and successor chapters

    • @thewerdna
      @thewerdna 8 месяцев назад +4

      They still go to go back and do a legion episode for Ultramarines and Deathguard. Since those are the remaining two from before they did separate primarch-legion episodes. Night Lords and Alpha Legion already got this treatment

    • @declanfischer5397
      @declanfischer5397 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@thewerdna they did death guard already. But yeah they’re missing Ultramarines

    • @mistadangerzone8362
      @mistadangerzone8362 7 месяцев назад

      The also need to do a video on the blood angels main characters

  • @Zivon96
    @Zivon96 8 месяцев назад +40

    Tzeench: "Let's make them all goats."
    Tzeench is responsible for the Thousand Sons Combat Patrol confirmed

    • @romeech9375
      @romeech9375 2 месяца назад +2

      it finally makes sense

  • @BTM8109
    @BTM8109 8 месяцев назад +54

    "Im at the Pyramid of Photep, shirtless, in a loincloth smoking on Astronomicon-filtered Sherm"
    -Magnus Flow

    • @realspitfire7564
      @realspitfire7564 8 месяцев назад +9

      This flesh change curse don’t mean nothing to me man

    • @SeanHoltzman
      @SeanHoltzman 8 месяцев назад +6

      The Cabalistic link will turn the runic etching into a warp storm. Leman Russ shivered his timbers.

    • @SeanHoltzman
      @SeanHoltzman 8 месяцев назад +6

      We smokin' that Slaanesh Afterbirth Eye of Terror. I can't wait to Prospero roast you in these gold-plated Crimson King shoes.

    • @realspitfire7564
      @realspitfire7564 8 месяцев назад +6

      That rubric done left lil cuzzo ass dust. Jit was emaciated

    • @realspitfire7564
      @realspitfire7564 8 месяцев назад +7

      Cawl’d so hard they thought I was a fuckin heretek

  • @RougeMephilesClone
    @RougeMephilesClone 8 месяцев назад +38

    Ah, at last! The Spess Mehrehn set is complete! Good show, AdRic hosts!

  • @Chang-u6e
    @Chang-u6e 8 месяцев назад +36

    You don’t need to apologize about the derailment, I thought that it was funny, I appreciate it being on my favorite primarchs video too.

  • @TheHerrDoctor
    @TheHerrDoctor 8 месяцев назад +58

    7.8/10, needs more Kitten

    • @JunkPhuJP
      @JunkPhuJP 8 месяцев назад +5

      Me Mum Everest!!!

    • @TheHerrDoctor
      @TheHerrDoctor 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@JunkPhuJP "Forget this ever happened, please and thank you."

    • @kukelhupf
      @kukelhupf 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@JunkPhuJP I WAS IN A TUBE!!!

  • @wesleymiles8756
    @wesleymiles8756 7 месяцев назад +6

    I love how GW came up with one of the most diabolical and horrific descriptions of unbridled torment and anguish just so they dont have to make a new dreadnought model.

  • @jakebailey1636
    @jakebailey1636 8 месяцев назад +15

    I'll grab you a tiny bit of bonus lore from the warp for this one:
    Ahriman's investment into the flesh-change cure was significantly personal for him, as while he was one of the first Thousand son recruits, so was his brother Ohrmuzd. If you're curious as to why some of you may not of heard of Ohrmuzd it's because he was a victim of said flesh change, which instilled a fear of it into ol Ahriman of the change and motivated him to find its cure
    also not 100% on this one- but I beleive he did ask Magnus for his help casting the rubric to make it work, but Magnus said no

  • @krispykrisps7108
    @krispykrisps7108 5 месяцев назад +4

    Quick thing for The Brick when you do an Ahriman episode:
    Ahriman performed the Rubric twice!
    The first time he did it, it turned every non-psyker Thousand Son to dust and powered up all the psykers. Ahriman saw this as a success, but then got banished.
    For his second attempt (and after he killed Magnus’ adoptive father Amon, yoinking his fancy helmet in the process), Ahriman had the guidance of a shard of Magnus’ soul called “Magnus the Father”. That shard embodied all the fatherly love Magnus held for his legion.
    This second attempt was working! Every non-Tzeentchian shard of Magnus’ soul would combine back into Magnus, the flesh-change would be cured, and everyone would get their bodies back!
    … and then the Tzeentch-corrupted shard of Magnus called “The Crimson King” kicked down the door, absorbed most of the soul shards, and fucked up the spell. Now, not only are non-psykers turned into dust automata, but all the less powerful psykers are too! Sadly, “Magnus the father”-the kind embodiment of Magnus’ love for his children-let himself disintegrate into the warp rather than be absorbed by “The Crimson King”. From then on, the current Magnus has zero love for his legion.
    Most of this story is from ‘The Crimson King’ by Graham McNeill, who previously wrote for White Dwarf and for some of the 3rd edition codexes.

  • @harryj9871
    @harryj9871 8 месяцев назад +29

    I thought gw set up a really cool way for Ahriman to become a weird bedfellow with the imperium and the elder due to yvraine bringing back some thousand sons. Making Ahriman go “well everything I’ve tried has failed might as well” but instead they just changed him from hunting the black library to hunting elder. Big sad

    • @DarthAuxilia
      @DarthAuxilia 8 месяцев назад +13

      Well it may have worked like that, then yvraine fucked it all up by the re-killing ahriman's brothers

    • @ravenwhiteduck3158
      @ravenwhiteduck3158 8 месяцев назад +8

      Yep raiding comorrah for something, I'm hoping it's one of the swords that yvraine is looking for

    • @boanoah6362
      @boanoah6362 6 месяцев назад +5

      It was the PERFECT set-up to have Ahriman team up with Yvraine to raid Slaanesh's palace for the last sword. Just think of it, Tzeentch would totally be down to knock Slaanesh down a peg if not outright kill it, further they could've brought Guilliman into the fray as well. A Tzeentchian Wizard, a full crew of revitalized Rubrics, an Elder contingent of death worshippers, and the Primarch of the Ultramarines storming the pleasure palace and curbing Fulgrim...
      It would've been glorious, easy way to kick Slaanesh and Fulgrim to the curb like what Big E did to Mortarion in the Garden.

  • @TheUncannyF
    @TheUncannyF 7 месяцев назад +6

    No pain, no gain!
    No fish, no fowl!
    No socks, no shoes!
    No flesh, no fleshchange!

    • @notsid3
      @notsid3 3 месяца назад

      aayyyy, Eddie Izzard

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius 8 месяцев назад +12

    54:41 Unending MENTAL suffering is very much a Tzeentch thing. Just think of the classic case of any would-be sorcerer stuck for an eternity in a labyrinthine library searching for the one book containing the knowledge they seek, as an example of a very Tzeentch branded type of torture. The important thing to remember about the Chaos Gods is that there's actually a lot of overlap between them; just because suffering broadly is a Slaanesh thing, and to an extent a Nurgle thing, doesn't mean the others don't also indulge in inflicting unspeakable suffering upon mortals.
    So TL;DR: Chaos intersectionality is a thing.

    • @jackmesrel4933
      @jackmesrel4933 7 месяцев назад +2

      Another way to put it is that they all love to fuck with mortals, but each one does it in its own special way. Nurgle wants people to despair and succumb to decay, Khorne wants them to become furious beasts, Slaneesh wants souless husks always looking for the next spark of feeling and Tseench to lose themselves in their search of knowledge and power, and also random shenanigans

  • @cherrypopscile3385
    @cherrypopscile3385 8 месяцев назад +11

    Im glad you guys dusted off this lore.
    Its been one of those things i need to dust up on, but ive always been afraid to ash questions about it.

  • @Speeds_Gaming_Corner
    @Speeds_Gaming_Corner 8 месяцев назад +8

    For DK - Magnus is an auto-include in every competitive Tsons list. He is arguably the most important unit in the entire army.

  • @GaldirEonai
    @GaldirEonai 8 месяцев назад +5

    One interesting thing about the whole "tricking other psykers into becoming helbrute batteries" thing is...if the prospective victim figures it out and manages to turn the tables on the sorcerer, they are generally accepted by the other thousand sons as one of their own. Doesn't happen often but IIRC there's at least one character in one of the novels who got into a 1ksons warband that way.

  • @eduardodiaz9942
    @eduardodiaz9942 8 месяцев назад +56

    If only the AdMech had found a STC for a heavy duty vacuum cleaner, it would make fighting against the Thousand Sons much easier.

    • @deathlytree434
      @deathlytree434 8 месяцев назад +7

      They have the powerwashers of doom rubrics watch out

  • @scaremoonturkey
    @scaremoonturkey 7 месяцев назад +1

    33:22 - I know to expect shenanigans when I listen to AdRid. I was not expecting "Eldar taco" today, or ever. XD

  • @alphamuplays1669
    @alphamuplays1669 8 месяцев назад +6

    T sons are the classic example of "Ican fix this!" and immediatly make it worse

  • @ty85207
    @ty85207 8 месяцев назад +4

    There is a full trilogy of Ahriman's novels by author John French, who is currently working on a second trilogy for the wily sorcerer (its first entry is already out). They're great reads into what makes Ahriman tick.

  • @ShouldBeDrawing
    @ShouldBeDrawing 8 месяцев назад +7

    Tzaangors DO provide cabal points so long as they control an objective, (and you roll a 4+) so they have their uses and the tzaangor shaman does some good things to buff those units alongside adding an extra cabal point.

  • @PortalMa5t3r
    @PortalMa5t3r 8 месяцев назад +1

    Just wanted to say thank you. Been collecting and painting thousand sons for 3 years now. Enjoyed the episode while painting magnus, thank you so much for doing my legion justice lol

  • @MrKrossix
    @MrKrossix 8 месяцев назад +12

    I usually listen to these as background noise during gaming, but my PC crashed couple days back, first time listening to this podcast sad...

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling 8 месяцев назад +4

      Nothing is worse than when your PC dies on you, leaving you empty and gameless. =( I've been there. F.

  • @dylbob9000
    @dylbob9000 8 месяцев назад +8

    No flesh, no flesh change. Simples big win

  • @ryanadams0922
    @ryanadams0922 8 месяцев назад +22

    THOUSAND SONS DUST BOIS LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Grimpo96
    @Grimpo96 8 месяцев назад +8

    I’ve heard a lot of people complain as to “Why don’t Thousand Sons have access to Psyker Dreadnaughts? Magnus made the damn thing that allows dreadnaughts to be Psykers!” And now I see why 😂

    • @marobrother1751
      @marobrother1751 8 месяцев назад +4

      He also was close with sanguinious and gifted the Blood Angels the schematics for them, so you might think that even if the sons lost the ability to make them they'd at least steal some from the Blood Angels

  • @Spideryote
    @Spideryote 8 месяцев назад +12

    Finally. After years of waiting it's finally time :D

  • @reb930
    @reb930 8 месяцев назад +8

    can't wait for the episode dk and his 1k sons play against bricky and his SoB

  • @teejay1646
    @teejay1646 8 месяцев назад +4

    Pro tip for any ksons players wanting an MVB rn: tyranid psychophages from the box sets are like $20 on ebay rn (dont ever buy the standalone kit i stg) and on the same base size, give it a bit of greenstuff elbow grease and some sort of grafted portal effect: they look perfectly fine as MVB's and it kinda works with the lore, psychophages exist to eat pyskers (the weird blue smoke that comes from them are like burned psyker energy essentially) and so its not a huge stretch to think one could be turned into a vessel for a beast of this sort
    I can't think of anything more Tzeentchy than taking an absolute force of nature that exists to consume biomass and mutating its own biomass against itself
    Won't work in official tournaments, probably, but about as good a justification for a proxy as I've ever been able to come up with

  • @vontheunknown7982
    @vontheunknown7982 8 месяцев назад +20

    I'm hoping the Blood ravens are from thousand Sons, having modified geneseed, but what do you guys think?

    • @ryanadams0922
      @ryanadams0922 8 месяцев назад +2

      Thousand sons, Blood Angels either or my favorite legions get recognition

    • @woaddragon
      @woaddragon 8 месяцев назад +2

      I hope that it was true. It make so much sense.

    • @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745
      @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745 8 месяцев назад +1

      yes

    • @598019001
      @598019001 8 месяцев назад +1

      Thousand sons is most definitely my headcanon, It all fits to well!

    • @ericbarber4297
      @ericbarber4297 8 месяцев назад +3

      Theres also an argument to be made for word bearers but personally i hope its k sons

  • @hiroprotagonest
    @hiroprotagonest 8 месяцев назад +3

    I’m a fan of the Raptors space marine chapter, and while I don’t think they have enough to deserve their own episode, I’d like to see an episode for the niches of multiple secondary chapters.

  • @topcat59
    @topcat59 8 месяцев назад +10

    I kinda like to imagine that they use a device that allows them to contain the souls of their fallen and bind their souls to any strong psyker’s to bring them back from death and giving them a moment to saver what it’s like to have a body before it turns to dust.🤔🐱

  • @UnnecessarilyUndercover
    @UnnecessarilyUndercover 4 месяца назад +2

    Aramin after literally full metal alchemisting a whole legion: “Neat”

  • @Jon-yn4pq
    @Jon-yn4pq 6 месяцев назад +1

    The idea of being turned into a chaos spawn reminds me a lot of the ending of "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream"

  • @tjmoore4415
    @tjmoore4415 8 месяцев назад +2

    Major Payne: "You want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that pain"? "Gimme your hand". * Breaks finger* Injured Soldier: "AAAGGGHHH MY FINGER MY FINGER" Major Payne: "Works every time".

  • @MyManMako
    @MyManMako 8 месяцев назад +3

    I am not crazy, guys! A 40k cuisine episode would be absolutely fabulous!

  • @ecurps1
    @ecurps1 8 месяцев назад +2

    10:30 Rubric
    "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME"

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 8 месяцев назад +2

    tzneetch: oh you don't want them to change? okay then
    *dusts your marines*

  • @Juronumo
    @Juronumo 8 месяцев назад +3

    cult of change favorite spell "spare some change"

  • @nikolthomas2544
    @nikolthomas2544 6 месяцев назад +1

    Rubric of Ahriman:
    Can't have the fleshchange if there's no flesh to change

  • @dragonborn139
    @dragonborn139 7 месяцев назад +1

    I was in the middle of lifting a big weight when briky said testicular twist of fate. Almost died

  • @RATZGobbler
    @RATZGobbler 8 месяцев назад +4

    Between you two I wouldn’t be surprised if Shy had a drinking problem.

    • @kiddo6393
      @kiddo6393 8 месяцев назад +2

      It's not a drinking problem, it's a drinking solution

  • @matthewgnepper3201
    @matthewgnepper3201 8 месяцев назад +1

    Before they changed the name from Chaos Dreadnought to Hellbrute, the Thousand Sons Dreadnouths were different.
    There is a Thousand Sons Dreadnought picture with the following text below it from the Forgeworld Imperial Armour 13; page 102.
    "Thousand Sons Ferrum Infernus Dreadnought, Khadeth the Silent, Mk IV Dreadnought Khadeth was present on the Planet of Sorcerers when the Rubric of Ahriman was enacted. Khadeth never spoke again, and it remains a mystery whether his body remains interred within the Dreadnought's armoured sarcophagus or it it contains nothing but dust."

  • @theandrewk2786
    @theandrewk2786 8 месяцев назад +1

    DK wanting a quote from Bricky is like Oliver Twist asking for more gruel.

  • @Master_of_Failure
    @Master_of_Failure 8 месяцев назад +1

    A new Adric episode best birthday present ever

  • @MarianGranat
    @MarianGranat 8 месяцев назад +1

    Lego WH40k game idea: You play as K sons and when they die they spill and magnus comes sad and crying, casts reparo and swoosh they are up again.

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 8 месяцев назад +3

    A Thousand Sons?
    Imagine all the child support benefits Magnus gets!

  • @forgefathervulkanhestan18
    @forgefathervulkanhestan18 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Ascend my chaos daddy" -Nemeroth, Graia circa M40

  • @MrManueldx
    @MrManueldx 8 месяцев назад +6

    I find it funny how they did a thousand sons episode and they didn't invite the poorhammer guy

  • @brandonkyle9287
    @brandonkyle9287 7 месяцев назад

    “Ascend me chaos daddy!” I will live by this quote for the rest of my life thanks DK.

  • @ericross1121
    @ericross1121 8 месяцев назад

    The fight between Maggie the Red and Bobby G is so much fun to read. Lots of banter and shit talk. And when the blanks show up and are like ‘you have no power here’ he throw land raiders and dead ultramarines at them.

  • @oceanman1687
    @oceanman1687 8 месяцев назад +2

    Very happy I could make the premiere

  • @walkertheguy3340
    @walkertheguy3340 8 месяцев назад +7

    I think it’s confirmed that DK has selective memory

  • @KiuhKobold
    @KiuhKobold 8 месяцев назад

    Building a TS army. My first ever army, and gluing those tzaangors feels just nice. Thank you for the episode

  • @dust2891
    @dust2891 7 месяцев назад

    Happy that the excerpt from All Is Dust was well received. I have to give a huge recommendation to the Ahriman Omnibus. I recently finished Ahriman: Exile, and it has a lot more literary merit than the average Black Library release. The whole story has a real sense of tragedy and dark atmosphere that really make the universe seem alive, expansive, and sympathetic to the plight of the Thousand Sons.

  • @Jandau85
    @Jandau85 7 месяцев назад

    "Ascend me, Chaos Daddy!" is pure poetry. I am in awe.

  • @csgilmore3536
    @csgilmore3536 8 месяцев назад

    Tzeentch loves ahriman. He even almost granted him true death as a reward once, but changed his mind and decided to see what else ahriman might screw up.

  • @ZanaTheBatPony
    @ZanaTheBatPony 7 месяцев назад

    If that Vox News bit from the Magnus episode can be its own video, that would be great, as I can see Shy hit Bricky with a wooden chair as many times as I want, without having to watch the rest of the video over and over again! ^-^

  • @pedrohenryque1361
    @pedrohenryque1361 8 месяцев назад +1

    That vortex beast is in total warhammer 3. Its amazing.

  • @mutantmaster1
    @mutantmaster1 8 месяцев назад

    One of the lore videos I saw said that Arihiman is one of Tzeench's favorite toys, because he embodies blind devoted Hope. It's been almost 10,000 years, but Arihman still is holding out hope to undo the Rubric and also stop the Flesh Change, and is crazy enough to do stuff like try and brute force his way into the Black Library for the Eldar's stash of knowledge to get there

  • @craigevans4694
    @craigevans4694 8 месяцев назад

    Cheers guys, inspired me to finally get my combat patrol together. Putting together the Infernal Master right now in fact

  • @verathorn1556
    @verathorn1556 8 месяцев назад +14

    Even Beastmen players don't want zangores

  • @Akota999
    @Akota999 8 месяцев назад

    Waited for years for the magnus/k sons episode and the entire first part is about custodes. Really killing me here guys❤🎉

  • @jake...
    @jake... 8 месяцев назад +2

    I’m gonna be putting in a vote for the Crimson Fists! 💪

  • @kinagrill
    @kinagrill 6 месяцев назад

    iirc, the main reason for Ahriman's change of mind is due to his realization that... well, his friends, brothers even, they are... not there anymore. The soul-stuff might be sealed within, but the suffering of it, the slow errosion of the person that was.... it horrorfied him.
    Had it just been the sealed-within soul in the armor which was a near-immortality as could be possible, but without the will to freely think, do, experience, etc... He all but killed 95% of his fellow brothers and it was that realization and the guilt of it - especially when he has to put his will onto command some... he can feel the enmity and pain that his dusted brothers are constantly feeling (or the remnants of what they felt at the time of the rubric).

  • @Nomand55
    @Nomand55 8 месяцев назад

    One interesting, kinda obscure thing about them is their connection to the cognitae. Maybe something that deserves an episode of its own. The pre heresy stuff is also interesting, but you did the most of it in the magnus episode.

  • @Jon-yn4pq
    @Jon-yn4pq 3 месяца назад +2

    28:12 All Is Dust excerpt

  • @ubpoperator6649
    @ubpoperator6649 8 месяцев назад

    45:15 I was really hoping dk would say “cult of personality” in the tune of the song lol

  • @QCAlpha-212
    @QCAlpha-212 6 месяцев назад

    I need the that “Ascend me, Chaos Daddy” merch, NOW

  • @RozeMMO
    @RozeMMO 8 месяцев назад +2

    Thousand Sons are, hands down, the saddest dust bunnies in the universe.

  • @lapislazerz861
    @lapislazerz861 16 дней назад

    Much like playing a wizard and spamming fireball
    “USE DOOMBOLT AND ONLY DOOMBOLT
    JUST DOOMBOLT
    JUST DOOMBOLT
    JUST DOOMBOLT”
    -a wise man

  • @surf4767
    @surf4767 8 месяцев назад +2

    Excited for Ahriman Grandé

  • @CollinBuckman
    @CollinBuckman 8 месяцев назад

    TFW Thousand Sons' post-Great Rift lore is so underutilized it wasn't even mentioned here (some time after the Luna fight with Guilliman, Magnus brought the Planet of Sorcerers into realspace in the system of Prospero and has started building his own empire there, using a beacon to draw in psychics from across the Imperium to help rebuild Prospero)

  • @martinconway8174
    @martinconway8174 8 месяцев назад +2

    Hot take: Ahriman did succeed with the Rubric. The Fleshchange isn’t happening. As for the Dust, what are Astartes using their bodies for anyway? I don’t think they’re sitting back on Wine Tasting Weekends, or going on Lads Holidays to Ibiza. They are War Machines. Now they are just better war machines.

    • @martinconway8174
      @martinconway8174 8 месяцев назад

      Edit: Okay I just heard that quote. Apparently it’s “I have no mouth and I must scream”. Damn that’s harsh.

    • @ЯАга-я4л
      @ЯАга-я4л 8 месяцев назад +2

      I mean, Wolves drink mjod, Emp's Children rave, Blood Angels do paintings band all kinds of stuff.

  • @madison_russell04
    @madison_russell04 8 месяцев назад +8

    You think Thousand Sons react like cats when they see a vacuum cleaner?

  • @endplanets
    @endplanets 8 месяцев назад +1

    Alphonse Elric's favorite army.

  • @GraveBreak
    @GraveBreak 8 месяцев назад +1

    Thousand sons rubric marines: Gone reduced to atoms…

  • @Lionheart40529
    @Lionheart40529 8 месяцев назад +1

    Ksons showing the negative effects of being permanently bricked up.

  • @benderxx1338
    @benderxx1338 10 дней назад

    I'm very disappointed that we didn't get the Incredibles meme "I'm not strong enough" lol 10:47

  • @remembernovember9059
    @remembernovember9059 7 месяцев назад +1

    You don't have to worry about the Flesh Change if you don't have flesh

  • @0vrsa0
    @0vrsa0 7 месяцев назад

    Ahrimans spell was like covering up a traumatic amputation of a limb with some neosporin and a bandaid.