I LIVE IN THE WOODS NOW (I'M SCARED)
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2021
- I got tired of this modern world so I decided to leave it all behind & go live in the woods forever. The first 1000 people to click the link will get a one month trial of Skillshare: skl.sh/garrettwatts07211
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Garrett: Afraid of being eaten by a bear.
Also Garrett: Makes a literal trail to his camp out of cookies.
🤣
I thought the same exact thing 😂😂 I thought yep...just Garrett leading the bears straight to him
I've never laughed louder at a comment 😂
i love garrett because as soon as he says he has to “gather supplies” you already know it’s going to be the most random bunch of completely unnecessary items that just bring him joy lol
(edit: watching garrett be in nature alone is incredibly anxiety inducing)
LITERALLY LOL!!
yeah i was sitting here very very anxious watching this as i was sure garrett was going encounter someone or something out there alone in the woods :/ i thought he would of given up & gone home before it got totally dark & i was worrying more once he was in the dark. im glad though he got back home ok :D :D
Seriously, you never know what he's going to pick out. One skeleton? Nope, how about 3 of varying sizes. 😆
I wonder if Garrett realizes how many people genuinely love him
I don’t care what he says, Garrett looks HOT in those glasses and hair and lumberjack shirt.
Genuinely. *It’s almost overwhelming how oblivious he is about his own looks!*
can we also aknowledge his voice in Now im a baby 🥵
Bro💀
😀 📸
wait he thinks poorly of his appearance???? THIS MAN IS GORGEOUS WHERE ARE HIS MIRRORS/hj
@@BahiaDoSul Yeah, honestly I think he's more cute/adorable than hot lol
"Where's Andrew Siwicki when you need him" yeah Garrett I was wondering the same exact thing
I read that the exact same time he said it 😂
I would've liked this comment, but its on 666 lol 👹!
That would be such a funny horror movie to have someone “escape LA “ into the woods onto someone’s private property and the person who lives on the property is scared of the random man digging holes and setting up his skeletons while the random man is afraid of whoever is living on the property
Sounds like a slow burn
This sounds hilarious. A horror comedy. Reminds me of a movie (I think it’s called.. chuck and dale vs evil?) and at a camp, some teenagers think these two guys are serial killers trying to kill them and chuck and dale are just there to go fishing and chill lol. But all hell breaks loose. Your idea could definitely fit in this genre perfectly haha
@@Seal_pup I came here literally to recommend this movie, so good
@@Seal_pup Tucker and Dale loooove that movie 🥰
As a fellow agnostic, "I'll just die and see what happens" is the perfect way to describe my feelings on the matter. I will now be stealing this saying, and hopefully that doesn't come back to bit me in whatever form the afterlife might take. 😘
same lmaooo i feel kinda bad cause i was raised christian and all of my family are christian so ig i lean to that side but i kinda just belive in nothing and everything and i’m ready to see what will happen lol
@@isabellafortune1705 sameee plus i think each religion has its own things about it that i really like so i don’t wanna just follow one 🤔
it will. and when you are in hell you can never get out. better figure it out while you still have the chance to be saved. when you are dead it's too late. you can regret for eternity but there will be absolutely nothing you can do.
Well I just found out I’m agnostic LMAO
Agnostic really by definition doesn’t mean what he said, I guess he was explains himself but agnostic is believing no one can surely know for sure whether there is a god or whatever else or not. They’re purely neutral.
First time I've been genuinely worried for our boys safety 😳that was super dumb, but also relatable as heck. Id love to see him actually go camping with supplies and with Andrew.
PRINGLE??!??!?
I was really like I hope he brought more water at least..
Garrett saying he has a detective friend is literally the most Garrett thing in this video
Sounds like a sitcom waiting to happen.
Imagine being a random hiker, minding your own business, and coming across a tall man who needs a hair cut and a shave, in a child’s tent, with a couple of skeletons digging a hole in the woods at night. Garrett you’re actually someone’s nightmare right now.
I thought the same 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
He is the subject of one of those scary encounters in the woods
Digging a hole and burying a small coffin for a spider
Omg I literally laughed out loud 😂😂🤣🤣😭😂😂😂
I’m sitting here thinking to myself “wow Garrett looks so handsome” and then he goes I know I look insane right now 🤣
A part of me is kinda genuinely worried for Garrett
Considering he brought two cans of seltzer to survive in the dessert where the number one thing that kills people out there is dehydration, maybe I am just a little too.
I think we as a community of fans need to find a way to find Garrett legitimate help. I appreciate the use of humor and enthusiasm as a coping mechanism, but it is getting out of hand. making silly food is one thing, but going into the woods and having an episode is a different issue all together. I'm glad he concluded the video in such a way, but the journey was disconcerting.
@@ericforeman6372 Eh, honestly, the important thing with him as a creator is to recognize the amount of dramatization, acting, and completely fabricated situations he works into his videos. It's more a bit than it is reality, ya know? I think a lot of this (and everything he makes) was a video for fun, with a bit of a real message at the end ("don't avoid life because it's uncomfortable. It often won't help. We have to just face hard shit sometimes"). His job is making entertaining content, and he fits it well into his own schtick and niche of comedy. You have to suspend reality a bit when watching him. I'd be surprised if Garrett, as the director, editor, and producer creating these videos, legitimately believes Garrett, the human as a character in these videos, completely himself ;) He's hilarious and enjoys just being a little crazy and absurd with the humor, but there is a bit of a character going on here - most youtubers are putting on even a bit of a persona when they're on camera.
@@ericforeman6372 you know this isn’t real or serious right…?
@@ericforeman6372 Steady on there parasocial andy lmao
garrett is always complaining about how he looks bad but he looks rlly attractive
Fr
@@marettahowlingwolf9893 I would get a dakimakura of Garret. Nothing gross: fully clothed in a Hufflepuff onesie, big smile. Just to snuggle with and dream good dreams. Oh! On one side, eyes open, big smile. On the other smile, eyes closed, peacefully dreaming.
MG Wray Nice I’d get a button yk thoses that have a Yes or No on it idk but I’d have 1 With Garrett’s laugh cuz I just love his laugh lol.
Facts. Not only is he good looking, but his personality and interests make him a 10+.
Dude..come on
“Where’s Andrew Siwick when you need him?”
No really, where’s Andrew?
where andrew 🚨🚨☝️‼️
I don't think Garrett gets enough credit for his cinematography skills. They are incredible. The way he showed his shadow digging the grave was so cinematic! And yes I am rewatching all of his videos
My life flashed before my eyes when Garrett edited in him getting hit with a very large log.
I jumped and gasped, covered my mouth and everything lmfao I got so scared 💀
Garrett announcing “IM DOING FINE” with forced enthusiasm and panic in his eyes is a whole gd mood
Lmao ❤
🤣🤣🤣 You win! I agree.... it's a whole gd mood!
Agree😅
i feel like everytime Garrett uploads a video he’s going through a manic episode
Accurate
This one for sure
Maybe, but we absolutely love him no matter what 🥺 As long as he’s safe and happy 💜
Just found his channel, and as someone currently in a hypomanic episode, I couldn't agree more
I have bpd and i can totally relate to the manic episodes 😂 and add coffee to it 🤣
If you just saw Garrett out in the woods looking this like you’d never guess he has such a nice bubbly funny personality lol.
until you saw his dinosaur tent lmao
The fact that Garrett just decides that going into private woodland property during hunting season baffles me (but I’m very glad he’s ok
This was an EXACT recreation of the episode of the office where Michael goes alone into the woods to prove he’s a man. Except it was missing an Andrew to play the part of Dwight and follow discreetly behind him, ensuring his safety the whole time…
Lmfao yes!
how do you know andrew wasn’t behind him 🤨
That we are aware of…. We wouldn’t know if garrett didn’t
i like how garrett is concerned about serial killers when he is a tall man in a tiny tent surrounded by skeletons
anyone who sees that is running in the opposite direction
fr that's the first thing i thought about, he can scare serial killers if they spotted him. 😭
Hahahha
not to mention the gravestone
Garret playing simple piano keys with two hands crossing other each other is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen.
my comfort movie is Coraline, a lot of people actually find it unsettling and creepy but i don’t know to me it’s my favorite!
My daughter adores Coraline as well
Same I watch it all the time :)
Dude all throughout October, I fell asleep watching Coraline! It has a calm soundtrack and the gloomy atmosphere makes it feel laid back.
@@tasha5074 that’s such a perfect way to describe it! the aesthetic of it is just calming
I saw that movie in theaters when I was 8 years old. I can't believe people still know it exists it feels like forever since I've heard of that movie
Garrett: worried about bears attacking him.
Also Garrett: leaving a food trail leading right to him.
Lmfao same thought
To pet a bear you know 😁
Exactly and he never ever realized it, I’m so glad he didn’t stay the night!
"Being agnostic is like saying "I'll just die and see what happens... LOL" this is why i love u Garrett so relatable
I'm going to put that quote on my gravestone 💀
@@veryberryberryberry same lol
He def more eclectic
jesus saves!!!
Garret Being Iconic (16:35): "FIFTY BUCKS! Ugh, that's a new wand."
I love Garrett so much. I've been depressed and not doing much and he inspires me. This is how my life has been... a mountain a poo piling up and I'm overwhelmed and I shut down, but this shows me that other people go through it and we should just laugh about it instead of get upset bc that's just how the ginger snap of life crumbles. Love you Garrett!
SAME!! He has been my comfort this whole past year really....
Aw totally agree 😢😊🙏❤️
I feel like Garrett only goes on special adventures so he can go around “gathering supplies” and that in turn gives him so much serotonin cause all his favorite movie heros “gather supply”
"There's no practical reason to bring Benjamin" after saying he's bringing an empty can of whipped cream.. lmao
Garrett in the past has actually reminded me of Bo Burnham so the fact that he’s really leaning into the Inside look is very fitting
PS, my comfort movies are National Treasure 1 & 2 😅
This reminded me of when a little kid gets mad at their parents and packs up a random assortment of toys and "runs away".
i’m excited for the lumber-jack-living-in-the-middle-of-the-woods arc
I've been destined for it my whole life. How I handled it... well.. I'll get there.
i think the arc has already ended
*Police pulls Garett over and looks in car*
Officer: ...." just no."
Garrett: *giggles*
what?
if he got pulled over and the cop saw Benjamin, Garrett would probably be put in handcuffs😂
ACCURATE
My comfort movie is:
- Sleeping Beauty
- Robin Hood
- Harry Potter 3
- Sound of Music
- Little Women (1994)
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THE SOUND OF MUSIC! Good choice :)
That song in the car is everything!😄You're one of the most entertaining people I know! I could watch your videos for hours.
If I heard Garrett laugh in the middle of the woods, I don’t know what I would do 😭
Honestly... same. It's probably a terrifying experience. I am glad that I am me and never have to experience that.
Laugh back louder
@@GarrettWatts We are all glad that you are you 🥺 but I would implode 😀
@@GarrettWatts loooool
@@miarosemae8077 the only solution
It is truly a blessed day when Garrett actually uploads
Truly ✨✨
Nice, copying someone else comment
Yessss
Not my comment being reposted word for word 😭😭😭
Stolen comment!! Rude
Hey Garrett, I just wanted to let you know how big of a comfort youve become for this adult with autism. I've been going through a lot this last like.. year lol and your videos became something very comforting for me when Im not feeling great. I like to think of us as friends through the screen and youve helped me through some hard times. I really hope you have a wonderful day and I cant wait for more videos to watch on repeat.
I just want to let you know that I'm going through a rough patch mentally and your videos are the only thing genuinely keeping me sane. You have provided me with so much comfort and made me laugh when I though I couldn't, and I know you don't know me but I do really love you for that.
I understand this on a very real level and I hope you’re doing better.
I know it’s been a year, but I hope you’re doing better! ❤
That spider didn’t know it, but he was loved, and that is honestly the most beautiful thing. You honored his life by giving him a proper burial and headstone 😭 Garrett you are truly the most beautiful soul. You are so compassionate and loving and I love you so much!!
Imagine someone just casually having a night stroll and they see Garrett in a small dinosaur kid tent giggling .
Omg yessss and seeing the little graveyard for the spider loooolz
I do enjoy how Garret is explaining the different stages of what "mental burnout" is via their life experiences.
It's weird but the movie Halloween Kills that LITERALLY just came out is comforting to me... lmao NO IDEA why but I just find it funny and kinda relaxing...
I’m personally offended that he went with “bear scarecrow” and not “scarebear” or “bearcrow.”
ruclips.net/video/4yNieunvy7w/видео.html😇
"I'll just die and see what happens.... LOL"
-garrett watts 2021
So relatable
I kid you not the second I read this comment he said it as well
Shits haunted for real
@@wilmaschwenk7774 there's magic in this comment section... ✨
The truth is regardless of what we believe no one truly knows
@@GarrettWatts there's also a lot of spam/scammers in the comments here. It's on a lot of pages, but can you do anything to stop it?
Everyone when the branch snaps: "oh no Garrett are you ok??"
Garrett: (thinking we're concerned about a damaged branch) "That tree is very dead...look it has no top"
Also: my comfort movie would be Penelope (with Christina Ricci)
RIP bathroom window spider. You did a great thing burying your friend. Much love to you, Garrett. -- Amy in Dallas
PS. Wish we were friends
Garretts editing is next level. Him getting hit by the truck in the last one, the tree in this one. It always gets me!
I laughed sooo hard at the part
I jump everytime!
I jumped and shrieked out loud when the tree took him out. Brilliant.
THATS WHAT IM SAYING BAHAHS
I fault I was the only one! 😂😅
i like how garrett addressed the “dna kidz bop” in his search history but not the “are lobsters immortal”
it speaks for itself something we all want to know
Welp... Now I need to know 😂
Right?!?!
@@sylvietheperson1935 the kinda are! Lobsters never die of old age! ... they can still die from illness and injury tho...
@@OhHeckYeah omg thank you! 😅
Story time (kinda): Some D&D friend of mine decided to play this one shot, where you basically play as yourself. You've decided to live in the woods and now have to make up the surroundings/story by drawing cards from a deck. And it was so fun and wholesome and idyllic..
And when we were done all three of us just kinda sat there on the floor, looking at the map we had created of our little cabin, our animals and all the mysterious, creepy and magical things surrounding us. Runes, ancient technology, a creepy, lone standing door, this fea dude in a bordeaux suit and top hat. And we all kinda wished that we could actually live there.
TLDR: me and two D&D friends played a one shot about escaping into a magical forest, and all mourn that we couldn't live there irl.
My 3yr old has that tent! 😂 I feel like I am watching a mental break down..
For anyone who may have missed Garrett’s disclaimer - DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS. What he did (at least as he presented it) is incredibly dangerous. If you are going to go out into the wilderness, you need to make sure people know where you are going and when you plan to come back. You need to have water (or a way to filter water), food (or know how to forage), shelter, a way to maintain your body temperature, sufficient first aid, and a way to navigate. Ideally, you will also have a way to communicate if you’re going into the back country. Additionally, you should always abide by the Leave No Trace principles (so definitely don’t leave a trail of cookies for a bear to both become accustomed to people food as well as to have an easy way to find you while you sleep).
I know this was more for entertainment than anything, but the amount of times people get lost and need SAR or die from doing this same kind of thing without proper supplies, planning, and experience is far too high. Absolutely, get out into nature and experience that freedom and peace, but do it safely and in a way that won’t leave a negative impact on nature.
Well said Thraelen :)
meh, Darwinism. if you’re dumb enough to try surviving in the wilderness with absolutely *no* supplies or survival training… cya !
society is more dangerous than nature
Ty for sharing this, very important ❤️
@@poriji are you the joker 😟 from the movie joker 😲
The fact that his hogwarts tower broke and the tower in tarot means huge drastic life change..
And chaos.
@@dollydinkley 100% the energy of that video haahha
my comfort movie has ALWAYS been Mamma Mia ever since I was little just hearing any of the songs immediately puts me in a better mood without fail
14:40 this is the first time I’ve ever heard Garrett swear and i love it it’s too funny
When Garrett posts it's like ordering something online and you never know when it's gonna arrive but when it does you are happy 🥺
This is EXACTLY how it feels omg
Honestly! I was feeling so down today and this made me smile so much!
same i just wish it was more often😩😩
ruclips.net/video/4yNieunvy7w/видео.html😅
Garret buying a tiny coffin for a spider he saw every morning is the sweetest thing I’ve heard yet ✨
I love that he had film of it
I almost cried
I did a similar thing for a tarantula that I owned years ago. I buried her in front of a conjoined tree
@@Azathoth1999 oops when I read it when I’m fully awake I realized you had did that not garret 💀💀
Sleep brain
I live for this man's manic energy
I wish we could be friends in person we would vibe so well 😂😂
Garrett actually fitting his giant man body into a child’s play tent lol
@GiNa RoSe Sᴇx Cʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ 21 honestly where is he lol he would have been laughing the whole time
The fact that Garret didn’t know the North of California is just like…brown for a long time is so funny to me as a NorCal resident. Go to Yosemite next time Garret, you’d love it there.
What part of N California do you live? Humboldt's pretty darn green.
Thats where I'm from he should really come up here so many safe places
@@Dayvakiin Yes! It’s cool up here, you can definitely unplug and not worry about being eaten alive lmfao. I think Sonora is beautiful as well, even then there’s loads of get-always that you can enjoy here. It’s perfect for this kinda stuff.
@@emmadobbins694 it's a smaller town so I won't say exactly but a few hours away from the San Jose hills.
I feel like Garrett is just the sweetheart of youtube
Garrett sometimes I'm terrified for your safety 😅I'm glad this was a year ago and that you lived lol. Also spirited Away is a amazing movie.
We are literally witnessing Garret go through mercury retrograde.
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT WHEN HE EDITED A TREE FALLING ON HIM MY BODY TOOK A SCREENSHOT 20:22
I almost had a heart attack .. that looked real .. he should have put a TW 🥲🥲
I jumped!! 💀
I am so proud of Garrett for buying a car. This man makes me smile more than anything
8:15 the times we needed ai to answer our questions and not google is crazy
I feel so nostalgic whenever Garrett brings Benjamin out cause I remember him buying that baby for a video ahhh
I loved those videos but unfortunately I'm unable to go back and watch them 🥲
i love how garrett’s priority was burying a spider from his bathroom instead of bringing actual helpful supplies on his getaway lmao
my comfort movies are
1. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
2. tangled
3. mamma mia
4. mamma mia here we go again
5. psych (except the show, not the movie)
why is no one talking about the fact that he called the drive through worker " my friend" HES SO SWEET TO PEOPLE
also my comfort movie is Holes
We need Garrett's full cover of Bo Burnham's ''Look Who's Inside Again'' immediately.
The edit of the tree falling on Garrett shouldn't have scared me the way that it did...
Dude I jumped gasped and swear I felt something hit my head so hard my spine rang like a bell
it’s like this video's version of him getting hit by a truck in the hospital video XD
I am soooooo glad Garrett did not spend the night in the wild. Sooo happy he is safe💙
Howl’s moving castle, hands down is my comfort movie
Oh my god he's literally a golden retriever. I feel like having him as a friend would just be freaking amazing and we would spend our time coming up with oddly specific hypothetical situations that might happen and joyfully and aimlessly running to do stuff we have no idea how to do
Wow Bo Burnham: Outside looks really great so far
UNDERRATED I LOVE THIS COMMENT
I thought the same lol
I also have a 2006 Prius and a thief in the night also stole my catalytic converter! Then the next night, in the next town over, my boyfriend was at an AA meeting and the same thing happened to his car as well! It’s a crazy time out there. Your videos always bring me joy and your story compelled me to share that little story with you, Garrett!
garrett leaving a trail of cookies is so him and calmed my anxiety for a second
THE “TREE FALLING” LITERALLY MADE ME JUMP LOL
girl I almost spit my coffee out 😭
ME TOO I WAS SO SCARED
Garrett: “my fridge is broken and my food is rotting”
Also Garrett: *takes out can of whipped cream and squirts in mouth*
😂😭
Mould is just free penicillin really
@@jessfromnewy that's the spirit
Love the recent videos! It's a great day when I get to relax with you for a half hour
I love your uploads.They always make me smile.
I would go on a road trip with Garrett hands down. He's definitely the type to just stop at whatever catches his interest lmao would be a fun adventure
You’d Literally End Up As A Skull 💀 On His Shelf..
I would drop everything to go on an adventure with Garrett. I could be the chubby, female version of Andrew.
You would never reach your destination with Garrett bc he gets distracted by any and everything. It would be a total blast, however you’re gonna end up lost somewhere. Prob Harry Potter land lmfao 🤣
@@ciara2262 you're right but that's just part of the adventure 😂 we'd have to plan for like 4 extra days at least for side adventures lol
I want someone to look at me the way Garrett’s skeleton looks at him.
omg Same!!!
same
@@GarrettWatts I will gladly look at you that way as we drive off into the unknown. As long as there are snacks.
The cat returns is my comfort movie, it’s just so silly, wholesome and an overall fun adventure.
i relate to you on a spiritual level garrett & im so glad that you put content out in the world for everyone to see. truly wish the best for you
I can’t stop thinking about that episode of the office where Michael goes into the woods and try’s to survive off the land. 😂
"JAN HAS PLASTIC BOOBS!
I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS!!"
Garrett this might genuinely be the most stressful thing you’ve ever done… the sight of that tiny tent and the ABSOLUTE LACK OF SUPPLIES oh my god
I just wanna know if Garrett needs a caretaker or something but at least he brought a….uh never mind very old first aid kit. Yea he needs a caretaker 🤣
He needs a partner in crime lol someone who packs… he’s the Sherlock to Watson… we need a Watson
@@blueridgebunny8894 I totally would hang out with Garett
You'd be the best kind of friend to have I swear, I'm ready to run into the woods too, I've got a viking sword, a sack of cookies I baked, and a pack of cameo bandaids I'm ready!
I love how chaotically spontaneous he is please I need a Garrett in my life
I love how unprepared he was for everything. Not having enough drinks, shivering in 40 degrees weather… and when that man went into that small ass tent I started cackling 😂
😂😂😂 no water
Garrett's voice is literally my ADHD/Anxiety in my head.
same.
Same 🥲
The thumbnail. I could stare at it for hours. Minutes at least. Beautiful.
My comfort movie is John carpenter's Halloween (1978)🎃
I found all of this footage in the woods, I'm so glad that the Watts foundation could edit this together for us. Also my comfort movie is 13 going on 30.
"I'll just die and see what happens" is how I'm going to explain my being agnostic to everyone from now on
I’ve been playing stranded deep, I drifted off my island and said “I’ll just die and see what happens” 😳 I guess my character is a reckless agnostic 😂
I'm so glad you got home!
I’m so happy to see your new video, even though I’m like a week late. I hope you’re doing well, stay safe and take care!