DON'T CUT OFF YOUR 🍆 Richard Marx Parody 🎺🫨
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
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Don't Cut Off Your 🎺🫨 RICHARD MARX PARODY TRUMPET
Uncensored version on x.com/tobyturner next week!
A song for the voiceless.
Ft Joel on the trumpet, Park on the guitar solo, Dave pretending to be on the drums, and me on the other stuff
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Holy mother trumpet sh** I can trumpet talk.
LANGUAGE
Now let me tell you bout my best friend
who lives with me and does awesome sh**
LANGUAGE
ENGLISH
I just wanna say -
Man I love how you walk on two legs.
You are the greatest human being I have ever seen
and you're freakin huge!
I'll be there forever if you let me.
I know that I'm biased (for obvious reasons)
but permission to be frank?
GRANTED!
Don't cut off your trumpet.
Don't stitch up your gooch.
I will be right down here waiting for you.
I'll stand up for you
for as long as i can
One day, who knows
maybe I'll come in handy.
Is this a dog singing this?
It's a d*ck isn't it?
You always think everything is like a trumpet joke.
When you're feeling down, I'll get you up.
Cuz you #1 standing up.
Hell yeah best believe.
Gold medals are won by a couple inches.
ITS SIGNIFICANT
and I was there when you won the cup.
Sure Michael Phelps is a champion swimmer,
but out of your daddy's weiner, you were the winner.
Whoever the f***, whatever the sh**,
I will be right down here wading through it.
Wherever you want, headfirst I will go
My preferred pronouns are Not/A/Hole
I know that we were meant to be -
but it's your call.
Don't ask me how I know,
I just feel it deep down
in my balls. My balls. In my balls. Our balls.
Don't cut off your trumpet,
just give me a chance,
to show that I deserve to live in your pants.
You've already won!
You're the champion.
You are the Michael Phelps of your daddy's ballsack.
WHERE DID I GO WRONG?
Michael Phelps of your daddy's ballsack.
You don't see what I'm talking about?
Sounds like its from teh perspective of...
OF YOUR LITTLE BUDDY.
Whoever the f***, whatever the sh**,
I will be right down here wading through it.
One day who knows maybe I'll come in handy.
I play the trumpet.
Come in handy.
See that sounds like a pun.. like.. some kinda pun..
No i don't see that.
Come in handy.
Holy mothertrumpet trumpet, I can trumpet talk.
I play the trumpet.
Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus
I play the trumpet.
Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus
I play the trumpet.
Shut the f*ck up Joel.
Music made in Logic (currently, but MAN it's slow)
© 2023 Tobuscus
#parody #funnyvideos #Tobuscus #comedy
![[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows Vista Destruction](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/e2qY8JtjJag/mqdefault.jpg)
Next music video: "YOU ARE STILL ALIVE" ruclips.net/video/lsnB--etjBo/видео.html
Previous music video: "BABY TIME" - ruclips.net/video/KkP1X7Ctouc/видео.html
a love song from your little buddy.
uncensored version is up on my X oops
backstory - someone's little buddy heard too many stories on the media and is pourin his ❤ out
last week song "BABY TIME" - ruclips.net/video/KkP1X7Ctouc/видео.html
2 weeks ago - "I'M AWESOME": ruclips.net/video/pMNRhpwTCek/видео.html
3 weeks ago song: ruclips.net/video/nn4GI-J3Qgs/видео.html
4 weeks ago song - Blue parody - ruclips.net/video/nxfOgg3vHQc/видео.html
5 weeks ago song - Green song - ruclips.net/video/i_WgIcYkdAQ/видео.html
Darksiders 2 remastered LITERAL - ruclips.net/video/45sbBKnBzpk/видео.html (compare it to the old one)
I was snickering all through out the video while everyone in my office questioned my sanity, THANKS Tobuscus and Joel that plays the trumpet 🤣🤣
can’t even spell his name right:(
@@yammmit oh thanks
last song about weiners i promise
🥺
Can we have one more 🫡
ok, now im unsubscribing.
No please more weiners lmao
You can make songs about whatever the hell you want, I just want more.
gonna listen to this while getting bottom surgery
Toby's humour always just speaks to me. Here he goes producing another banger of a song🔥.
We talked a while back on tiktok toby, I'm happy you didn't completely give up on your content. This shit is hilarious 😂
hey glad you liked it !! :)
@@Tobuscus R4pe accusations in a biscuit
@@joshmaril1136Bro what the hell no 😂
@@joshmaril1136He's innocent
@@joshmaril1136ALLEGEDLY
Something tells me that Joel plays the trumpet.
thanks to Joel and his trumpet, It feels just like I’m in New Orleans right now
Well...this is one hell of a birthday present.
happy birthday mate
Ay its my birthday too
Happy Birthday 🎉🎉🎉
Happy birthday
happy birthday!
Sitting here feeling like a multidimensional being just had it’s way with my brain and I couldn’t have been more satisfied.
He looks really good now (unless this is just special effects) 😂
lotta surgery
@@Tobuscus Made me chuckle, keep your head up high man, you still got a bunch of fans the genuinely support and love you buddy! Hope everything is well with you!
We making out from the darkness with this one!! 🔥🔥🔥🥵🔥🔥🔥🔥
Into the redness and whiteness?
@@ryderpark yesss
The AI video slop... God. He's fallen so far.
toby glad ur still uploading G! you went through some shit, sorry about that. Glad ur still going strong!
BATTLE SCARS
OMG!!! I have laughed 'til I hurt!!!! I love this!!!! Thank You Tobuscus!!!! Keep cranking them out, and I'll keep wathing them religiously!!!
Just randomly came here to check if Toby might be uploading videos again, and all i can say is what the f**k is going on? 😂
Life brotha
Been a while since I watched a video that put an actual large smile on my face the whole way through. Gotta love Tobuscus
Park did wonderful playing the guitar
Great Video Toby 😂🎉
🤣
🍆🎺
This one had me lmao lad😆Your revulsion at the eggplant touching your lips and the eggplant playing the trumpet took me out 😂
Come in handy.. I see what you did there 😉
Aww Joel got engaged!! Congrats!!
It's weird being 30 and still getting to listen to a new Tobuscus song lmao
omg... I was beginning to worry this song would not be happening but it's FINALLY here! xD Thanks much, Toby!
You were my childhood, Toby. I watched you non-stop as a kid back then. It's so good to have you back uploading videos.
Keep doing you, man. We love to see more!
Stop obessing over them. Its creepy.
I feel like I’m having a stroke every time I start watching these new videos
thank you so much tobusucs for making this absoulte masterpiece this motivated me to live
Never thought I'd get Tobuscus content again after everything that was thrown your way. Glad you're uploading again😂
holy shit he's back
This is hilarously awesome! Loved it! 😂
...now I'm gonna go take a shower...
I love these please please please make more. I love you toby cuss ❤
I've seen around 5000 videos this year, but this "wading" line is in top 20 and made my day. You should sell t-shirts with it.
i sneezed during this video
Wasn't expecting a Tobuscus - Veggie Tales crossover with the googly-eyed eggplant, but I'm glad it's happening.
Damn I still love tobuscus, a voice like pure gold making songs that are still straight 🔥
Bro this dude still posts? I haven't seen this dude since the 2010s
You should probably check on your little buddy too.
yea my internet takes 13 years to upload
@@Tobuscus makes sense, still better than my potato wifi
May Richard Marx live forever through this song.😂🤔❤
A king has returned
no u!
@@Tobuscus nah you the true king 👑
OMGG YAY! You're back! I missed your content.
Love ya Tobes, just less cussing please. Glad you're back.
what the trumpet!!
@@Tobuscus 🤣🤣🤣
You're Awesome!!!
@@Tobuscus more cussing please.
@@swc2001are you like Fr though ?
Best new video in a long time!
omg its a TOBUSCUS UPLOAD!!!!! i love tobuscus!!
the legend himself W
Honestly, one of the most relevant parody songs I've heard in modern times.
TOBY IS BACK!
I MISSED YOU. PLEASE NEVER STOP UPLOADING
NOMINATE THIS MAN FOR A GRAMMY.
lmao love the new content while we may be small we are loyal
I love you toby, I was 6-7 when I started to watch yo stuff, im 18 now. Hope all is good with your life.
This is awesome dude im so glad i was awake at 5am
Oh Shit, The Legend is Back!
Park= My brother from another Mother!!!!!
Joel= My brother from the same Mother!!!!!
Tobuscus= The Man!!!!!
The bros making art 🎉
So... Does joel play the trumpet? I cant tell
i know! dude's an enigma!
@@Tobuscusabsolutely insane to think you replied to me. I've been a huge fan since forever. Definitely glad to see you making videos again. And I hope your week is as good as mine is after seeing you reply to my comment lmao
NO WAY WHATS UP TOBY?!?!?! LONG TIME NO SEE
"I'm losing views, lets oppress a group without being provoked!"
He fell off so hard. :(
I think this is awesome and uplifting personally :)
@@ChadicusRex69 he's transphobic
Don't cut off your dlckk, lol
@@ChadicusRex69 nope
So beautiful, brought a tear to my eye
I’m 20 years old now , it’s crazy to even think about, u were my childhood . I’m glad 2 see ur still uploading
This is pure jooooy! This is what RUclips is made for!
Hey tobuscus. Remember u meet some kid 11 years ago named andrew? Well he has channel named "shark" he has cancer
Welcome Back Toby.
More. More! MOAR!!
WTF XD I MISSED THIS SHI TOBUSCUS!!!! GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK
THANK YOU TOBY!
the king has returned
ty for amazon
@@Tobuscus thank “you” for making epic videos. Been watching for over 12 years
you were my childhood hero growing up. Love you Toby
don't worry lil buddy ill never cut you off
This is skibidi amazing
TOBUSCUS! 🎉🎉🎉
lol That's so funny.
Also, you made a whole song based on the concept of your tweet, I mean Xt. Hilarious. :) :) :)
Thank you.
LOL which tweet do you mean?
@@Tobuscus Something like "if genitals could talk they would be tr***phobic".
Father. I missed you
I was looking forward to the boots song. Though, this is amusingly bizarre lol
another tobuscus banger
Holy shit, was just watching adventures again, and was curious if you still upload. god damn when I was a kid I was big into your content, happy see your still active, big respect man!
Hilarious stuff Toby bro.
THANKS MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND DRAKE TULMAR!
So glad you're uploading again
Return of the king
Dood im so happy youre still doing shit. This video made me happy, uncomfortable, confused, amused, and content all at the same time.
Oh man, this guy still uploads wtf?! I remember watching this guy way back. This guy was basically my childhood lol. Glad to see he's still active and alive! Remember putting his LITERAL trailer songs on my mp3 and just replay the heck out of it.
Me, a trans girl: Well shit, sorry lil buddy
This song just singlehandedly cured gender dysphoria
Still waiting for all the assassins creed literals to be finished 😢
I've always felt the same way... this is true art :)
Bars 😂😂
i love this so much
ily back
@@Tobuscus ily more than most and to the moon and back
Toby this is awesome I really love this.
Ahh it’s great to be back listening to tobuscus music. Thanks man.
As someone who has an immaturely dirty mind this song now lives rent free in my head
Love it toby
Wow, i had a notification for a Tobuscus vid! Nice!
Such meaningful lyrics..
The craziest part is when he granted himself permission to be frank
deep
Got it stuck in my head ❤❤❤
This song is about dogs :D
From someone who also plays the trumpet ... this song is a masterpiece.
I came to a livestream a while back. hope you've been well toby. ^^
I'll never forget you Toby. Your old minecraft videos and all. I got to be adulting now, though but keep these comin.
Practice the trumpet cuz one day you may end up in a Tobuscus vid 🎺
FAX
Omg you're back
Yo what happen to u 8 years later and ur doing the truth in song used to be funny asf and badass but ay all legends die out
This was a fever dream
What the **** am I watching.
Language 😂