@@JacobKinsley Driving test difficulty varies wildly not just on a nation-level or even a state-level but even county by county. It's why people who pass the test in one area that's easy will then drive somewhere else and be a disaster, because a different standard of driving is expected. There's no need be thoroughly drilled on traffic etiquette if you live in bumfuck nowhere.
@@jamesmccomb9525 True that, wich is a pain in the ass for anyone else from outside who has to deal with people having no idea how to properly drive...
9:46 literally cinematic. building tension with depleted stamina, the sense of relief when the door is within reach, the progressing shock and dread when he realizes it was all for nothing, and having no choice but to turn around
12:35 what's with jerma killing santa every single christmas? first he beheaded the poor man with a wooden plank, now he just straight up shot him, what a serial killer
Little Jerma never got the meat grinder (he wanted one so it’d be easier to consume the corpses he was hiding in the attic) he asked for as a child and this is what led to him developing the pure primal hatred he feels anytime he sees Santa today.
@@Fantasiado Ok but I have bad ADHD and if I get deep into a conversation while drinking / high I’ll legit just snap out of it until I remember I’m supposed to be zonked lmfao
Not gonna lie, Jerma's lesson on the pressures of life and expectations you and others place on yourself, was genuinely heartwarming. As a 27 year old who still struggles with where I want to go in the future, I couldn't agree more with him.
Same. But im 17. It was really reassuring because im gonna graduate highschool soon and im not quite sure what im gonna do with my life. It was nice hearing his lil pep talk.
@@livvv.mp4581 exactly the same for me. I got burnt out, but realized even without that i was never sure of what i wanted to do, even as a kid. Im trying to accept that just doing what i like is enough, that i don’t need to do something “important” or live up to my “potential”
@@livvv.mp4581 lmao same but about to finish my undergraduate. Hope life treats yall well and good luck luck with whatever comes along, fellow Jermamites 👍
Merry christmas. Hope you find your family some day! They are out there somewhere. Remember: the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb :D
@@thehomie962 thank you very much💜 Thankfully I've found my family through my friend group, they are my absolute world, and they are having a new years party just for me since the holidays have been so hard on me. Unfortunately, and understandably they all were busy during the holidays
_Night Shift_ (from 26:00 to 27:49) was my favorite part of the stream. The whole idea of being a clerk in a gas station doing chores late at night and have someone out there trying to kill you is *so* comfy, especially with those rudimentary graphics.
Jerma has given me better advice than my dad has ever given, and honestly that advice will probably stick with me despite him being funny e-clown and the fact i dont actually know him. It's just genuinely good advice
@REDRUM i think what i got from it is that you shouldnt really expect much out of taking life too fast. I think you should live at your own pace not necessarily wait til your 40s to do something big but rather enjoy life and what you do and not exactly try to be something you dont wanna be. You can still have a job yeah make money, have relations, just dont worry about doing it so fast so its much more enjoyable. He did get lucky where he is but a majority of people arent so why am i going to worry about becoming the next president when i literally 0 chance to and just enjoy my life
All jokes aside, Jerma had some great advice this stream and it was very comforting. Thanks so much for your edits, Cheltie :) Wishing everyone a happy holiday season!
He looks handsome because he just finished the date and assumes it went well because she seemed genuinely heartbroken she had to leave right that second to take care of her friend's dog because she was enjoying it so much
"By the way, I have no idea what I look like." Further evidence that he's some sort of entity that assumes a form. It's never the same form, hence the reason he looks different every stream.
21:10 this is really good advice, honestly. it's true. hi, turning 23 in less than a month, I'm basically an entirely different person from my just barely "adult" self lmao
20:01 , ive only been watching jerma for a few months now but this absolute maniac has made me laugh countless times, hearing this was actually really nice, he really just wants the best for everyone
I love when he gets real about stuff, he seems so wise and you can tell he’s a genuine person i’m so glad I found him he’s easily my favourite streamer
night of the consumers is exactly what it's like to be a cashier in a huge grocery store where you didn't really need to learn where all the aisles are. and you're putting items back on the shelves in your free time and avoiding eye contact so people won't ask questions.
30:10 thank u so very much for turning that clip way way down, i've heard the original and it is actually mind numbing how obnoxiously loud it is for no reason
Jerma's talk about everyone finding their own thing in the world no matter how big or small it is, and that it doesn't have to be extravagant was genuinely great to hear :') I teared up until he puked after the wine and I laughed until I cried xD
i really appreciate you including that pep talk or whatever you call it, even if a lot of people would have left it out for not being funny. provided a bit of comfort
i like how the game "act normal" was just completely omitted because he spent legitimately 30 seconds on it
It's almost poetic
I can't believe Chika is a fan of Jerma 🤩
@@jeremyquiros5483 I thought you meant falnaf
i think mari would be a jerma fan
@@Cremefish1 I can see it. She's a memelord and loves jokes, and who has more jokes than the internet's premier e-clown?
25:30 “ guys I just drive on the road I don’t know how it works “ is a terrifying revelation to hear
That's pretty common.
I recently passed my theory test and holy shit the bar is so fucking low the questions were like 'what does this sign mean' and it's a stop sign
@@JacobKinsley Driving test difficulty varies wildly not just on a nation-level or even a state-level but even county by county. It's why people who pass the test in one area that's easy will then drive somewhere else and be a disaster, because a different standard of driving is expected. There's no need be thoroughly drilled on traffic etiquette if you live in bumfuck nowhere.
@@jamesmccomb9525 True that, wich is a pain in the ass for anyone else from outside who has to deal with people having no idea how to properly drive...
literally south park old person
Jerma plays resident evil without batting a fucking eye and then sees Santa's pube hair and SQUEALS
This is because he's a enjoyer of REAL horror, not that silly nonsense
resident evil isn't scary. Sure it can be fun but it isn't scary. RPG maker games scare me more
Resident evil isn't a horror game it's a half life 1 mod that became its own series
One has horrors that even RUclips has to censor and kill in order to protect the children, and the other is Resident Evil
@@JacobKinsley bruh what?
19:13 having to run back to your shift mid existential thought is just the real retail experience lmao
TRUE
Based retail employe
Goes well with spacing out when listening to complaints.
"Life is not a race.. Slow down.. "
"There's a timer?? Fuck this shit I gotta do this"
Jerma's gamer brain thinks Panic + timer = puzzle
9:46 literally cinematic. building tension with depleted stamina, the sense of relief when the door is within reach, the progressing shock and dread when he realizes it was all for nothing, and having no choice but to turn around
complete w the jumpcare
comedy movie
u scared me
2:26 i've never heard him this genuinely scared at something so not scary before
7:10 Saw
remember the screamer during the ipad stream?
@@blarghwagurder "WHAT THE FUCK!"
i would say 26:24 was a lot worse
@@demirnp when youre actually playing that makes you shit out your skeleton
Anyone gonna talk about the bit at 13:13? Like he constantly surprises me with how well he can do the low bit rate voice
30:41 Marv from Home Alone when he gets electrocuted and turns into a skeleton
😭😭
5:05 Santa menacingly cha-cha sliding away as soon as Jerma went up to him made me lose my mind with laughter
_Slide to the right!_
monkaS
26:26 he screamed like a female horror movie protagonist
jerma is my favorite scream queen
Jerma Lee Curtis
@@ohayaato7441 cream queen
He even nails the pose
he looked like shane dawson immediately after
2:25 Legit the most genuine scream of fear I've ever heard and then 3 nano-seconds later he just goes "relax"
This man cannot help but be hilarious
It looks like he changed personalities mid-scare
30:23
i actually cannot explain why "She's a KILLER! She'll KILL us if she sees us!" is so immeasurably funny
I constantly have to remind myself that Jerma is actually in his late 30s
56 years old
It's almost bizzare. I've never met anyone of his age that behaved like him. Truly a psycho
goblin streamer
I'd say he's still mid 30s. 37 is probably the start of the late 30s for me
@@cheekymonkey7734 yeah, mid thirties is like 34-36 personally
the light vs jerma saga made me spit out my gummy worm. especially at 30:04
@@minimoose7772 we did. Very tasty
7:11 I think Jerma felt genuine, primal fear there for a split second, and it wasn't even from one of the games.
He went from "ah! uh! haha" to "something is wrong"
The slow head turn
12:35 what's with jerma killing santa every single christmas? first he beheaded the poor man with a wooden plank, now he just straight up shot him, what a serial killer
Little Jerma never got the meat grinder (he wanted one so it’d be easier to consume the corpses he was hiding in the attic) he asked for as a child and this is what led to him developing the pure primal hatred he feels anytime he sees Santa today.
@@eugeneedgeworth1436literally professor membrane
the moment i joined in and jerma looked like a hipster dad, i knew it was gonna be the scariest stream ever
The scare at 26:25 with Jerma screaming made me throw a drink
Thorsty ;((
did the game scare you or did jerma scare you
Man Jerma can really hold his liquor. You would be think he would be out after the 5th bottle of wine but he barely even looked drunk.
I basically cant even get drunk off anything but hard liquor for some reason, wonder if hes a similar way?
ADHD so strong he forgets hes supposed to be drunk
@@Fantasiado Ok but I have bad ADHD and if I get deep into a conversation while drinking / high I’ll legit just snap out of it until I remember I’m supposed to be zonked lmfao
Actual D&D Dwarf.
9:47 The fact that the music only plays when you look at Santa made this 100 times better
Not gonna lie, Jerma's lesson on the pressures of life and expectations you and others place on yourself, was genuinely heartwarming. As a 27 year old who still struggles with where I want to go in the future, I couldn't agree more with him.
Same. But im 17. It was really reassuring because im gonna graduate highschool soon and im not quite sure what im gonna do with my life. It was nice hearing his lil pep talk.
same but im 300 years old
im 20, it legitimately made me cry to hear. idk why but. it was nice
@@livvv.mp4581 exactly the same for me. I got burnt out, but realized even without that i was never sure of what i wanted to do, even as a kid. Im trying to accept that just doing what i like is enough, that i don’t need to do something “important” or live up to my “potential”
@@livvv.mp4581 lmao same but about to finish my undergraduate. Hope life treats yall well and good luck luck with whatever comes along, fellow Jermamites 👍
Jerma "Screaming and Pulling up his Dress" was so fucking iconic
and you talking about the arm movements he does when he gets scared?
@@cheesebooba yeah, thats how he referred to it later on in stream lol
"who am I? why am I this small??" Words jerma is used to saying
"I promise i will never do the pretend-to-throw-up thing ever again" DONT BELIEVE HIS LIES.
11:59 Average first time Jerma viewer
Jermas stream was the closest to human interaction I've had this holiday. I so wish I had a family, but am glad to have jerma to watch
Merry Christmas!
@@averys1738 merry Christmas
Merry christmas. Hope you find your family some day! They are out there somewhere. Remember: the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb :D
@@thehomie962 thank you very much💜
Thankfully I've found my family through my friend group, they are my absolute world, and they are having a new years party just for me since the holidays have been so hard on me.
Unfortunately, and understandably they all were busy during the holidays
Hey! Happy (late) holidays. I hope you have some fun watchin jerma goof off. :)
The Lamp Trilogy
7:10
29:35
30:02
edit: 26:14 It's actually a quadrilogy. This streamer is insane
You missed one at 26:14
@@juncheok8579 thanks!
The funniest part is he was doing a bit and the light falls. Then he gets pissed off over it on the flip of a dime
4 and 5 were reboots after 3 performed poorly
_Night Shift_ (from 26:00 to 27:49) was my favorite part of the stream. The whole idea of being a clerk in a gas station doing chores late at night and have someone out there trying to kill you is *so* comfy, especially with those rudimentary graphics.
This is one of the most psychotic comments ive ever seen
I too feel comfortable when a serial killer is trying to stab me to death
Least insane jerma fan
Haunted Best Buy lamp moments:
7:10
26:13
29:29 and 30:03
behind the scenes trivia! jerma hired a mouse to hit his toes with a mallet when something scary might happen!
I hope its back didn't hurt from crouching down for that long.
I'm glad Jerma took off the glasses, his handsome dad energy was off the charts, we'd be in danger if it increased any further.
the glasses make his dad energy far far more attractive you fool
@@slop599 that's what they said yeah
Well hello, Mrs. Stevenson.
mom energy
13:18 this bit took me a solid second or 2 to realize it wasnt actually a bit rate issue
when will jerma’s “fucked up and scary” arc ever be over. I’m still afraid to leave my home
When he finally dies from peeping the horror.
Jerma has given me better advice than my dad has ever given, and honestly that advice will probably stick with me despite him being funny e-clown and the fact i dont actually know him. It's just genuinely good advice
@REDRUM You must be fun at parties.
@REDRUM i think what i got from it is that you shouldnt really expect much out of taking life too fast. I think you should live at your own pace not necessarily wait til your 40s to do something big but rather enjoy life and what you do and not exactly try to be something you dont wanna be. You can still have a job yeah make money, have relations, just dont worry about doing it so fast so its much more enjoyable. He did get lucky where he is but a majority of people arent so why am i going to worry about becoming the next president when i literally 0 chance to and just enjoy my life
@REDRUM tell me what’s his “extremely rare talent”. If it’s being funny I hate to break it to you but that’s not really rare and your just unfunny
@REDRUM
Extremely rare talents such as “confidence” and “ADHD”
@REDRUM your life is not just your career
Jerma looking like an antagonist boyfriend of the childhood romantic interest in a coming home for Christmas movie.
I love how we know jerma's is in a relationship now because someone's mom thinks he's hot..
While playing horror Christmas game
9:18 is so funny for no reason
and now he's just going with it like "yea i can dodge an axe" which is also funny
All jokes aside, Jerma had some great advice this stream and it was very comforting. Thanks so much for your edits, Cheltie :)
Wishing everyone a happy holiday season!
Jerma saying he's taken made me so genuinely happy for him
Kim 2 confirmed 😳😳
PSYCHO STREAMER holds woman HOSTAGE, tells audience he’s TAKEN
@@what-hn1od I don't think his new gf would enjoy being called that hueheueheu
@@what-hn1od 😐
@@what-hn1od that’s weird as fuck bro
Merry Christmas Cheltie!!! You’re the best editor and all your videos are the best gifts any of us could’ve gotten all year :)
Absolutely ZONKED streamer GLOATS and provides his relationship status
He looks handsome because he just finished the date and assumes it went well because she seemed genuinely heartbroken she had to leave right that second to take care of her friend's dog because she was enjoying it so much
@@JacobKinsley dude, what
it ruined my christmas
"let's just enjoy ourselves here. together"
me, licking my plate clean: "uhuh mr. jerma you said it"
Little orphan. Annie
5:06 i hate how it starts to get somewhat creepy and it just fucking slides like that
Cheltie still quick with it even during Christmas, bless you
17:35 I love how casual Jerma just reads that in the chat 💀
"By the way, I have no idea what I look like."
Further evidence that he's some sort of entity that assumes a form. It's never the same form, hence the reason he looks different every stream.
This was the first ever Jerma stream I caught live, and half of it was him in an escalating conflict with his own lighting :p
Same
I sincerely hope Jerma’s new partner did NOT see him play Freeways because that shit was a red flag
Uh why lol
he can’t connect A and B in a straight line but he DOES come with his own clown car
Hatsune Miku isn't a new partner, They've been dating for like years now.
@@carto4028 no they broke up in 2020. This is someone new
@@erincurrie1560 Miku had to focus on Minecraft. She takes her work very seriously
I swear jerma has literal cartoon character reactions to being scared, it's so good.
i still don’t understand the point of the glasses… they had no lenses… was he just unironically trying to look like a dilf?
Staircase locators
HEARTWARMING: caveman sees his reflection for the first time
28:17
Zorn ADDICT streamer zoinked out of his mind believes he accidently opened his ZORN while STREAMING
Didn't know 'busty minions' was pronounced 'naked women'
E-Clown gets killed by the existence of Christmas because he started E-Therapy with chat.
26:23 Ive watch probably 9 people play this game, and it just scared the crap out of me.
21:10 this is really good advice, honestly. it's true. hi, turning 23 in less than a month, I'm basically an entirely different person from my just barely "adult" self lmao
Sidestepping all the Pycho-streamer bits, I love wholesome Jerma, genuinely great guy.
26:20 next horror game i make i'm also going to use me throwing up into my microphone.
That Tim Allen grunt has got to be nominated for worst noise, recency bias be damned
20:28 unironically wholesome moment about pacing life, thanks papa jerma
Jerma is genuinely a good person, too bad he's not real
I've seen this complation, but rando sent me here again
I love he got more scared at a shitty Santa than his lights almost falling onto his head irl
jerma finally playing everhood and being really into it was a christmas miracle
4:44 looks like pyro in a Santa suit
26:22 I swear I thought that sound was Isabelle from Animal Crossings speaking, which made the jumpscare even more startling
count on jerma to impart heartfelt advice and the immediately make a puking noise
whenever jerma talks genuinely about stuff just reminds me why i love him so much
20:10 those jerma moments where he talks about life like he's my dad really make me happy
i wish he really was my dad
this stream was so fucking odd and weird it was great
this is for sure one of the coziest streams of the year
Jerma has the perfect look for reading storybooks by the campfire
2:26 *squeals* “it’s not even that scary”
20:01 , ive only been watching jerma for a few months now but this absolute maniac has made me laugh countless times, hearing this was actually really nice, he really just wants the best for everyone
INSPIRATIONAL ANDY encourages audience to LIVE AT YOUR OWN PACE during CHRISTMAS EVE stream
I love when he gets real about stuff, he seems so wise and you can tell he’s a genuine person i’m so glad I found him he’s easily my favourite streamer
Merry Christmas, Cheltie. I am very thankful for you and the well-edited Jerma highlights you do at such a concering speed. Much love and stay safe.
night of the consumers is exactly what it's like to be a cashier in a huge grocery store where you didn't really need to learn where all the aisles are. and you're putting items back on the shelves in your free time and avoiding eye contact so people won't ask questions.
revolutionary, very radical bit at 13:15
I love how he doesn't even hesitate to say that he is willing to snap an old man's neck, what a psycho
Hot damn Cheltie is fast with these edits. I'm still watching the vod right now!
This was one of the first streams I actually sat through. It was certainly worth it.
The fact that Jerma says "itchyo" like a sane person and not "itch dot eye oh" fills my heart with satisfaction
👎
Jerma was egregiously attractive this stream
thanks cheltie, hope youre having happy holidays!
that night of the consumers game actually looks incredible
jerma says “and i was well lit for that one fuck you” as if the lighting would’ve stopped anyone from still editing it
biggest scare award goes to best buy lamp
21:40 Jerma's speech and sip of wine 😘👌 "So let's just enjoy ourselves here, right now, together..."
30:10 thank u so very much for turning that clip way way down, i've heard the original and it is actually mind numbing how obnoxiously loud it is for no reason
Merry Christmas Cheltie! Thanks for all of your hard work this year!
I like how jermas “what is wrong with humans” rant somehow went all the way back to the INVENTION OF GUNPOWDER AND FIREWORKS
bro thought he was at a TED talk
i was watching this live at around 6-7 am in the morning my time, started watching around 20:05. Best thing to wake up to.
Cheltie you are a GOD! I hope at some point the Jerm himself starts paying you for your efforts bc your insta recap edits are incredible
Really hope he goes back to Everhood, but that drunken anime girl fight might have soured it for him
Jerma's talk about everyone finding their own thing in the world no matter how big or small it is, and that it doesn't have to be extravagant was genuinely great to hear :') I teared up until he puked after the wine and I laughed until I cried xD
HE’S NOT SINGLE ANYMORE?!
He duplicated like a germ...985
I was saving myself for him 😔😓
timestamp?
@@erincurrie1560 17:34
@@badpriestess_ thanks
i really appreciate you including that pep talk or whatever you call it, even if a lot of people would have left it out for not being funny. provided a bit of comfort
I love how on the bar, there are 2 points that have been replayed the most and they're of jerma getting crazy scared
I know im a year late, but the christmas miracle sounds like it's using a distorted version of the silent hill 2 opener for its title screen
26:12 PSYCHO streamer DESTROYS light fixture. this absolute MADMAN needs to be STOPPED.