Alien Theories Meltdown - Jerma Thrillville: Off the Rails Stream Recap
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Originally Streamed on January 5th, 2022
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What I expected: Jerma laughing at roller coaster crashes
What I got: 20 minutes of a man zonked out of his mind on cbd chapstick practicing for first contact
Jerma thinks the basic concept of being alive is magic, he's confirmed to be a supreme clown AI sent from the future to entertain us
@@Umberman He's a wholesome clown.
Yep
I want to imagine the Aliens coming to earth with their high tech spaceships just to be shocked with Jerma holding a geode in his hand
People accuse Jerma of being on drugs all the time, but this is the first time I honestly believed it, lol.
IT'S MINECRAFT DIAMOND
@@Necron1999 I took a edible and thought he was higher then me the first time I tried to watch this.
I have scoured MULTIPLE sites for that pfp and I have not found a single one that matches... Where did you get this from. I wanna know the source so I can see if it is a clean source.
@@Necron1999 Every word he said made sense to me and everyone saying he was on drugs makes me feel like I'm going insane.
Imagine aliens coming to earth, they see Jerma and go, "Holy shit, is that the SUS guy?!"
The sus guy is just an universal constant, akin to pi or the fibbonacci sequence. Every intelligent society eventually discovers the sus guy, it's a vital part in the development of space-faring civilization.
Aliens started infiltrating the internet to learn how best to conquer our civilizations, but now they've all ended up as obsessed redditors and weeaboos.
@@perpetualsystems I thought you wrote space-farting and I’m genuinely really sorry I read it that way
@@yellowdawg3179 wait it doesn't say space-farting?
@@halowaffle25 you've explained why weeaboos are Like That better than any psychologist ever could
"Just the act of shitting could be so world-changing, and world ending. Pregnancy!" -Jeremy Elbertson, runaway killer psycho, ranting to his latest victim before cannibalizing them.
+2
Fregnancy*
chat should’ve NEVER bullied this man into a face reveal. look at him, he’s in SHAMBLES
jerma got so into the game that he actually went off the rails
The reason Jerma was so heated up about the aliens being amazed by common things on earth is because he is in fact the alien that came here and was scared by all of that. He is just telling how his first years on earth was.
This would explain a lot actually
I imagine Jerma was cast down to earth like in the Intro of Mr Bean
@@hada__02 i belive jerma is the devil
That golf course skip is already a contender for Best Gamer Moment 2022
Everything else golf is contender for worst
I didn’t think his skip would work so well lol
I don't get it, the goal of Golf is to spend as LITTLE time playing it as possible... why even play it at all?
@@doughboywhine not even golf players want to play golf
“I know we cracked faster than light travel, but writing down your future appointments on a piece of paper? Holy crap, you humans are on another level!”
Jerma's hubris fuels me everyday hahaha
Jerma literally reinventing the Pakleds from Star Trek
The thing is no matter how advanced the explorers have been throughout history, there's almost always at least one thing they're completely baffled by that the natives don't even think about.
So I feel like there'd be at least one thing that extraterrestrials would be surprised by. The idea that cracking a certain advanced technology means they must know about everything we find simple is kinda oversimplifying the nature of technological/cultural progress. And intelligence in general.
For instance, I think it's possible to imagine sort of advanced life out there with some sort of weird instinctual or distributed intelligence would be confused at the concept of explicitly planning something in the future. I think this is interesting stuff to think about.
he's got kind of a point though, what if the aliens had only focused on certain things instead? Like they have complete and total mastery over space travel and figured it all out because all of their species only worked on that specific science, they wouldn't know shit about things like playing a guitar or medicine because they didn't do science the same way we did with people doing their own things instead. Yeah the odds of a species not only being sentient enough to communicate and develop enough knowledge to be able to travel through space and do things with it that is currently impossible for us only having those specific fields of science be highly developed is really low, but its still not impossible for that to happen. Or what if the aliens ended up being introduced to humans in a completely accidental way? Like some shit happened with their planet and it caused them to know that we exist and have all these things and they're still just in like medieval times, they'd freak the fuck out way harder than we would
@@Penquinn14 I always liked the hypothetical where extraterrestrials are weird fungi that are clearly able to solve problems and work towards goals, but aside from that are barely sentient in the way typically think about. And the idea that they also are to some degree aware of and confused by what we do is a classic reversal you'll see in scifi/horror media.
That's obviously an extreme example, but there's also stuff like difference in advancements between civilizations throughout history - just because you're the first person to get a boat somewhere else doesn't mean you know everything they would. A similar notion to that can be employed in Scifi too - for instance I haven't watched a ton of Star Trek but I've seen examples of it playing with these sorta concepts often.
The alien's minds will explode when they find out the SUS guy is REAL!
The whole alien rant felt like straight out of a comedy special
it sounds a college roomate from the sixties having a bad trip on weed
Imagine explaining a CBD infused chapstick-crazed streamer, living in a world full of magic rotating urinals to aliems 👽
Aliems
@@kingamity1985 short-hand for "aliens n' thems"
aliembos
Ayliembs 😳
CBT THC mind you!
“YOU HAVE ORGANISMS ON THIS PLANET WHO CUTS DOWN THIS SO CALLED MEDIA CALLED “STREAMS” FOR EASIER CONSUMPTION?”
“Indeed! Now you see Mr.Alien, we sometimes don’t have enough time to watch 6 hour long videos in a day. So some nice people often take the time to create highlight films!”
Jerma was doing the 100 layer chap-stick challenge while going on a phsyco alien theory tangent
It is so sad when a genius kid gets completely addicted to zonking
Jerma streams are like a stand up show except the host is trying to tell 3 jokes at once and only 1½ of them land
You could’ve just said half of them land. since 1 1/2 is half of 3
@@Karuvitomsk Oh yeah? That's not what you're mom said last night 😎
@@trishial8212 I didn't expect to see a murder happen in the comments section
Legitimately the 3 hour rant about aliens was absolutely fucked
THAT WAS THREE HOURS?
@@-cyndaquil Twenty minutes, actually. Still quite ridiculously long for something unfeasible in our lifetime lmfao
@@GayBrain ufo's are literally real dude. They've declassified tons of vids and pics of them. Doesn't mean aliens, but its still a great step imo
@@surfboardjoker6299 I didn't really say UFO's aren't real, just saying that any first contact just seems implausible with a certain pandemic.
@@GayBrain I hope that something comes along to make things more exciting seeing as were being kept in a perpetual pandemic. This apocalypse is really boring.
I genuinely love when he goes on about how cool the things our species is capable of. Yeah he’s probably undercutting how advanced alien societies might be, but seeing him get so excited about science is contagious.
Hope he takes the whole “shut up you’re high” thing in jest; it’s genuinely interesting stuff
There is a possibility, however small, that we are the first or one of the first. The universe is very young, it’s max lifespan projected to be about 100 trillion years, by that metric 13.8 billion is only the beginning
he should do a joe rogan type podcast where he interviews smart people
Or that the Fermi paradox is much more harsh than we think
@@axmoylotl i would love to see Jerma on The Joe Rogan podcast
If Jerma was in a horror movie, he’d be the crazy harbinger guy who yells how the main characters are all doomed but everyone just ignores him even though he’s right.
This game is so nostalgic. Seriously wasn't expecting the funny man to play it
How dare you call this Psychopath a funny man, that's how he gets you!
Next thing you know he's gonna force you to watch Baby Sensory Videos at x2 speed!
@@doeslemonsucc1409 He doesn't have to force me!! I do what I do with total free will.
@@jackabite7No don't do it, or an else everyones gonna call you weird for watching Baby Sensory videos SPECIFICALLY at x2 speed!
I had a copy of this for the Wii. I have incredibly vague memories of it, and I didn't remember the graphics being worse than Banjo-Kazooie
i didnt think that was part of the name of the game and thought that cheltie decided jerma has finally gone off the rails
Considering the geode rant, they wouldn't be wrong
what possessed you to name yourself SucculentAnal lmao
it's like a default Microsoft account name gone wrong
that'd imply that he has ever been on the rails
The stream is colloquially known as Jerma Thrillville
someone got jerma the extra-THC chapstick for christmas and boy he's been hitting it
The fact that he's so fixated on the aliens being these dumb never seen technology before creatures, DESPITE them flying to and landing on another Planet, is just making this entire bit seem insane to me.
Insane!? You know what's really insane!? Having toes. Do you think aliens have toes, no, they've just got like little green orbs or something. You have little things on your foot that you can move INDEPENDENTLY! What!? The aliens heads are gonna explode when they find out. What about ketchup bottles? Condiments just squirt out, and when the alien sees....
There might be different brain chemicals for every sentient being. Like imagine Laughing being crying, anger being horny and happiness being the face you make when constipated. Though what I mean is, aliens might be extremely motivated to advance in technology that is extremely 100% safe and self-sustaining that it's insane to them that humans took deadly chemicals and let it drive their world. Like, cars are powered by fucking explosions, and they go fast enough to kill someone yet not fast enough to safely teleport without harming anyone in its journey to the destination. The fact that we settle for deadly combinations and complicated solutions and odd playthings without the extreme motivation that they have for research and building (that might be as strong as the endorphins and the pleasure we get from sex) would just make them livid.
This is assuming that aliens would be somewhat comparable to us, and not like giant sentient electrical storms or something
Colonizers were literally confused about natives language and technology, now Imagine that with a bigger scale, and thats assuming aliens would even be similar to us, they may be composed by elements that we don't even know of
Dawg
This dude unironically thinks we're more intelligent than aliens because we have zorn.
Aliens fly across the galaxy, land on earth, and lose their mind over poop.
WE ARE and they don't talk to us because there JEALOUS OF US
@@raspymorten Like think of it, all they need is interstellar travel. Who says they're organic and can eat and shit? They probably can't. Realistically speaking if they're able to fly across light-years of vast empty space they need to be inorganic to survive the trip
to be fair, john zorn is an insanely prolific musician, I don't know how fast aliens can make music, but probably not as fast as him
Out of all things from this very Earth, you just have to mention god amongst men of modern musical compositions...
14:41 The mental image of Jerma just fighting like a Punch-Out character against a legit boxer is hilarious to me.
Jerma is Glass Joe confirmed.
At 32:28 when he said "we would scare the aliens" I actually said out loud "you would" RIGHT before he read that in chat
when someone mentioned magnets, he unironically almost shifted into the famous ICP line of "How the fuck do they work?"
ICP?
"Magnets, how the fuck do they work?" Is from Insane Clown Posse?
@@BJ-zf6tq Yep, it's from the song Miracles
can i get a timestamp
Oh my, go watch the Miracles music video if you haven't. It's an absolute classic meme.
I've literally read a short story like this where the only advanced thing they had was like ships and such and electricity but none of the military hardware because they hadn't needed it so when they tried to invade earth they did so with ships but they had muskets as weapons and freaked out when they saw tanks and aircraft
I remember what it's called The road not taken by turtlelove
Thanks, I was thinking of that exact short story while watching this video but couldn't remember the name.
Jeremy surely had to read it for his english class last week
@@alphaLONE His fourth grade English class
"I'm not the embassador of Earth" - Jeremy Elbertson, the Embassador of Earth
+2
UFO enthusiast huffs THRILLVILLE FUMES and rants about ALIEN CALENDARS for HOURS
+2
With all his talk about how steel and electronics are magic and with the combination of him wanting to be a wrestling clown, I just realized that Jerma is literally just a Jester from Medieval times who was sucked out of a time vortex and made into a 21st century streamer.
29:40 this moment out of context is absolutely unhinged
I like the idea that the most advanced alien life form we’ll ever meet is the Belch from Earthbound
He really went off the rails on this one, but i agree on jerma with aliens having a high chance of being very dissapointing when we meet them
Did you also agree with when he said "we should get rid of the illegal aliens here on Earth first"? PSYCHO streamer
@@gnupfo OK PLEASE?
i feel like the aliens need to be at least somewhat technologically advanced if they ever end up getting over here from several solar systems away. i find it unlikely that they developed super advanced spaceships that allow them to travel several light years without developing, like, refrigerators or some shit
@@mori2037 District 9
@@mori2037 They might be technologically advanced in a different way. They might have skipped straight to space travel. They might have been born off-world and never seen an actual civilization. They might be hyper-intelligent fish men.
There's no guarantee they're just basically smart humans coming to help us or giant tentacle monsters coming to kill us. They're probably just like us, creatures that think they're smart but get surprised by literally everything.
29:46 The doctors said his dementia had gotten worse, but I didn't believe them. 😢
When he started to try to explain an orgy to the "Mr Alien" joke. Poor guy, he used to be funny but he zonked too hard...
i genuinely unironically love when he goes on 'rants' like this because he's actually right. so much of this shit we do normally is so amazing and humans and animals are all fucking insanely complex. we dont ever sit back and just take it in. its nutty.
He is correct 100% and it’s really cool to see him rant about it.
But also the way he does it makes him sound batshit and it’s really funny lmao
The PSYCHO rants.
@@uberfighter962 i mean anyone is gonna look a lil psycho tryna explain porn to aliens. he is the hero we need.
@@auto144p6 so true!
I see we have a lot of "chapstick" users in this comment section...
@@The_Corn_God ok but my lips are never cracked and im super relaxed
I love the idea that aliens have mastered faster than light travel, but are also idiots
To be fair, humans created nukes, split atoms, but are absolute idiots too. We're assuming the aliens who get to earth wouldn't have gotten here through sheer stupidity/ a colossal fuck up. We probably should be more open to the idea that aliens can be smart or dumb, regardless of if they have ftl travel. You don't have to be a genius to fly a plane, it's a learned skill.
I want to believe
26:37 claims he's not zonked out on gummies, while using two different tubes of Burt's bees lip balm on his lips in a row.
Imagine trying to explain jerma to an alien…
35:32
This implies Jerma isn’t an alien
@@DiarrheaChugger69 He’s an enigma
I feel like they'd already know who he is
Seeing this live actually was giving me anxiety
When I was watching live I kept saying in chat "im getting scared can you tell a joke or something"
this actually makes me appreciate life. earth is so crazy and magical he's so right
The moment he said, “just think about the world”, I knew things were about to go bonkers
23:48: "Now that I think about it, ice is kinda weird"
2 cbd chapsticks later...
29:42:
Yooo Thrillville was all I would play with my dad when I was very young, all these minigames kept me entertained forever, especially the shooting galleries and whatnot
His "we have magic" rant was actually really sweet until he lost his mind about aliens
I guess jermas idea of aliens are literally just sentient rocks that fly around space with no concept of technology, surprised at controlling something after traveling lightyears to get to earth
Not even a month into 2022 and we already have a "worst bit taking more then five minutes" contender with that face reveal.
I literally have like. 300 hours in this game from when I was a kid. Most of them are because I was bad at a certain minigame and couldn't get past the story part where I needed to get the high score, so I just ran around and built shit and had 5 boyfriends
Based
@@electricfishfan oh my god I was AWFUL at that one
26:00 This is Jerma clone #092 as helpfully shown by his labelled tank top. This appears to be the existentialist variant of the main Jerma donor.
I love how enthusiastic about the world Jerma is, his insane cbd ramblings are weirdly comforting.
I haven’t laughed at Jerma like this in a long time. Is he actually high on his meds for his back?
Jerma in the boxing ring would literally be a Punch-Out!! boss to whoever he's fighting
jerma is the best type of person to have conversations with
When he did the Hole 3 shenanigans, I remembered just how devious Jerma is
He truly was off the rails during this stream
"We have BEES on this planet! Think about what a BEE does. Plants are WEIRD they grow out of the GROUND. ALIENS DON'T KNOW SHIT!"
After the alien rant, I’m never going to confuse comedic talent as a sign of intelligence ever again.
Well, some of the most clever and respected folk I had as teachers used to have this natural sense of wonder and joy about mundane things.
Though I suppose you kind of have to, if you want to be a teacher and enjoy it too -- there's a lot of repetition of the same subject matter involved.
in regards to how crazy our world is, which i always really enjoy hearing him talk about tbh, what about underwater? like, dude. the ocean and underwater in general is like an entire other 2nd planet just built into this one. like if you want aliens, just look at some of the stuff that's down there lol. it's fricking crazy and i think it's super fascinating
You'd make a Great jerma.
@@hanz2904 i was a failed test model. #987 :P
26:18 The alien national anthem is just the American national anthem sung through the larings of a goose
i wholeheartly believe jerma wasnt born he just manifested one day
He fell out of the sky like Mr Bean
Ah yes the pound sign euro
America
think you'll find gbp £ is the crypto-euro sign
jerma is the alien and hes telling us first hand his reaction to earth
i love that the alien bit became a mirror of the comb stream where he did the same thing with medieval peasants
jerma silently grabbing the geode and screaming “WHAT IS THIS” after coming back has to be one of my favorite jerma moments EVER.
I know people usually make the "haha jerma high" joke but 80% of this video I was like ???
I like how in Jerma's universe aliens would be essentially catholic puritan prudes.
It seems Jerma has confused aliens for infants who have never interacted with anything
I swear, this whole Alien conspiracy thing he's been going on about for a few minutes just proves that he himself isn't human.
The Insane Clown Posse did a song all about Jerma's rant.
Makes sense because Jerma is also an Insane Clown
@@kimConrad4643 Based on the boxing rant, he might be a Mad Clown
18:18 is already contender for Best Gamer Moment of The Year 2022
Yeah, but I feel like this was underminded with the fact that it was right after Worst Gamer Moment of 2022 with him missing 4 shots on the first mini golf course.
Anything that doesnt happen in like the last 3 months of the year automatically loses.
The fact that he thought the currency was euro and nobody corrected him is impressive
Yeah it's bitcoin
I get the alien rant. What magic to us in the real world is science to them in the fictional world. There's no such thing as magic because even if magic exist, it's not magic by definition anymore because it exist, it'll just become science.
I love that these aliens just fucking detonate when they see something even mildly surprising
That feeling he mentions at the beginning of the video is exactly how I've been feeling for the past several months. I've thought it was anything from dehydration, vitamin deficiency, mental health decline, stuffed up sinuses (this is the most recent suspect, and might be true). I have days where I wake up feeling great (rarely, only happened twice). But recenlty I've been feeling... alright. I don't feel great, but I feel... normal.
I've described it as my mind's in a constant state of cloudiness, I have trouble focusing, I feel tired all the time, possibly headaches. I just feel out of it, like I'm watching my life play out rather than being in the driver seat.
This is a stupid ass health rant, no one gives a shit.
Same bro, I used to be so happy and healthy. Now I don’t want to leave my bed. Every time I leave the house I just get super tired. I just want to be me again
jermas trampoline thoughts are being called 18th century because some people then thought riding trains and/or bikes would wreck people's organs, especially women. their poor ovaries just wouldnt be able to withstand the force of a train, as a passenger
24:48 caveman streamer completely enchanted and amazed by modern comforts
First stream of the year and we already have a contender for worst/best meltdown.
I love how happy is laugh sounded at 18:30
everyone’s talking abt the aliens bit which is fair, but I lost it at jermas plan for his boxing career
Best Rants better be a category in the Jermawards 2022.
I joined the stream randomly and realized that one of the voice actors is the voice actor for Jaden Yuki in Yu-Gi-Oh! GX. Was very surprising.
I think Jerma is actually an alien that’s been on Earth for a long time and that whole alien rant was him actually venting about how weird Earth is for him
His Alien Rant was the most deranged I've ever seen
I remember putting this game in the recomended games channel in Jermacord YEARS ago. I never actually thought he'd play it.
+2🦄
"he's speaking in chapstick"
im dying rn
the alien rant seemed genuinely manic
When I went to disney land as a kid, I spent the whole time playing random arcade games around the park and never went on any rides. I had a blast
An alien civilization powerful enough to develop interstellar travel and get to our planet, only to be flabbergasted by the concept of taking a picture
I feel like the Alien bit is a recycled concept from the time he talked about going back in time and showing modern day things to medieval people. This concept is clearly a long-term obsession Jerma has
I mean if Jerma not a alien then aliens don't exist.
the knockout rant... are you a shounen protagonist
20:17 this recap leaves out that Jerma spent 10 minutes bonding with this girl, just for this to happen.
Nice to see he’s racking up new nominations this early
he’s hitting that chapstick like a pen
God this whole stream was a DMCA Nightmare. There’s only like 3 “original” songs in thrillville.
This felt like a deranged lecture on absurdism
The feeling of your eyes being in someone else's head is extremely relatable
Aliens are gonna dissect Jerma's brain to try and understand how can someone be so ZONKED
he is mesmerized by the wonders of this world
Was sad to see the twitch vod got muted :( made my day when I saw this. Thanks Cheltie!
"Little weird factoid machines." It's like he saw into his own future.