Making Chi Chi: Delicious Prison Chili
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- Опубликовано: 13 июн 2024
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Table of Contents
0:00 it always starts with ramen
2:12 sauce and protein(s)
4:30 cheese puffs and seasoning
7:46 we made chichi!
8:41 chilli party!
9:06 Raycons ad
11:00 chichi Seuss
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How to Make Your Own Mead
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Electrocuted Ramen Is Gross and Dangerous
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SAUSAGE CASINGS 101
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Prisoners can get chili sauce but not just canned chili?
I have been summoned
Woooo
Can I send you a receipt. Chile bowl first noddle's Chile summer sausage cut into small pieces mix a little water and tropical punch Kool-Aid season the summer sausage in it. Take your ramen noodles put it on the bottom of the bowl. We take the chili you heat it up in another bowl add a little bit of milk put it on top of the ramen. Take your summer sausage and drain it sprinkle it over the top then you add jalapeno cheese squirter and then you add your choice of chips mostly a corn type of Chip.
"I'm gonna leave you in charge..."
*Visible concern and terror*
"...of adding moisture"
*Sigh of relief, followed by a giggle realizing how self aware he's become*
Any story that begins with "Sometimes at 1 in the morning..." is immediately great
When are we gonna get a D&D MR episodeeeee. I wanna see a MR headquarters campaign with Brian as the DM. I'd watch hours of that
YES
Yeah! We need this!
I love this idea.
Working on it 👍👍
Brian as DM, or Jason? Ooorrrrrrr, they have to take in turns and continue each other's stories?
oh my god i'm so glad for the "tasting stick" callback... literally one of the most hilarious moments across this whole channel
TBH natural casings are WAY less weird than artificial when you think about it.
imagine thinking eating plastic is more normal than actual food
If it's not natural casing, it's just long bologna.
@@QuyenPham-wl9zy It isn't plastic, but casein. That's the stuff that holds skin, bones, hair, etc. together.
@@totally_not_a_botit isnt casein, its collagen. My points is the irony of eating artificial casing and considering natural casing as "weird"
@asdrubale bisanzio read my reply above
"Thank you for your service" is the best thing ever to say when someone mentions they've done time
PSA: Make sure your sausage casing is ACTUALLY EDIBLE before eating, and when in doubt peel it off, if its nearly impossible its usually safe.
You should usually peel summer sausage.
Source: OCCI
Wha- where the fuck do they have non edible sausage casing? That's the point of a sausage no?
Is this another US thing?
@@meteormashup8497 Lots of casings aren't edible. Your typical hot/polish dog or brats either have NO casing or an edible one, larger types of sausage usually have a thicker inedible casing to help preserve it during storage.
I'd recommend looking up charcuterie if you would like to know more. It's honestly very fascinating.
@@meteormashup8497 cheap sausage, you know the one that doesn't looks like minced meat.
It's everywhere
Only people unfamiliar with summer sausages would try and eat that. It's like thick, greasy, tasteless paper.
That budget Seinfeld music really hit me good LMAO
3:39 I love the quarter of a second of absolute panic in his face
Brian: "I'm not here to tell you what to do."
Also Brian: tells Jason what to do almost every episode LOL
Prison recipes are basically just "eh it's close enough"
Prison: The highest water mark for weak bargaining positions.
Actually sausages like Summer Sausage are often done in cellulose, paper or cloth, there's a good chance that casing was only partially digestible.
Looking at the video, the type of summer sausage shown does not appear to be the kind wrapped in paper or cloth but more likely the type made wrapped in a casing made from Beef or Pork collagen (safe to eat and digestible) or cellulose, which while not digestible is safe to eat. In fact humans need some non-digestible matter in their diet which is why bran is recommended.
@@Charlesb88 didn't know that at least some non-digestable food was good for humans. Besides, who even eats the casing on summer sausages, like Brian discovered, they take forever to chew
Yeah, I've been eating summer sausage with my grandad since before it's recommended to give babies solid food, and even at like 4 I could look at how it tears, the way the little fibers are, that it's just tasty paper that I shouldn't eat.
partially digestible is often still fully edible. Insoluble fiber is useful because we dont fully digest it
Of course the rogues pick the day I haven’t eaten a single thing to post a food video
Did you purposely spell rogue wrong
@@gamer7imemcgames250 hunger does stuff man
@@jakeswierdfriend7204 yeah I feel that
Thumbs up purely for the "Thank you for your service" without going further into the video.
They normally do something within 2 minutes of an episode that immediately warrants a thumbs up
8:15 As a citizen of Minnesota, Brian....no.....how dare you. Up here, casseroles are called "hotdish".
Thank you, I came here to stand up for the hotdish
And there is a distinct lack of tatter tots and/or cream of mushroom soup.
I'm from Wisconsin, and I second this statement. It's called "Hotdish". And NEVER forget the mushroom soup!
As one as well, I second all of this.
FINALLY, I KNOW WHAT HOTDISH MEANS! 😅
mmm yeah, that was summer sausage. The casing on those is either plastic or a fibrous paper like wrapping that's still completely inedible. You were right on the whole sausage in intestines thing, but yeah no that, that casing's not edible.
From my own experience summer sausage is like, the only sausage you have to peel before eating.
Chorizo is better peeled too.
I was shouting out "nooooooo, it's not intestines!" lol
Always peel slim jims
"Is this what they put in chimichamgas?"
"What did you do..."🤣
I wish they had a post ad/end of video thing where they tried that
"where are we" prison I guess, or maybe rogue HQ, or maybe just one of the rogues' houses.
I feel like the new MR episodes have been edited a tad differently - the jokes are snappier, the pace is a bit more jaunty and fun. Just me? I dunno, I like it a lot!!
Maybe they’re just snapping out of quarantine
@@thelieutenant7732 or maybe we are snapping out of our quarantine mind sets!
I know it’s not what he meant but when he described it as “Aristotelian” I just imagined the great Ancient Greek philosopher just eating ramen based prison food. It may not be much but that made me smile.
Hey Brian! How'd you lose your left eye?
Jason had a knife
this episode has a particular vibe to it and im not 100% sure what it is but its hilarious
The editing on this is top notch
Seriously, either Larry Lawton needs to guest on these episodes, or he needs to react to them.
He needs to cook with them using his stinger.
It would be an episode he'd never forget
I was just about to say that, we really need that episode.
"This is edible" *eats plastic* - Brian Brushwood
@Luke Ayers I think you're spot on with your assessment. I thought that the instant he ate it. Especially the amount of time he was chewing on it.
Yup. Normal sausage comes in edible casings. That’s summer sausage which is like a waxy paper thing kinda like a starburst wrapper
@asdrubale bisanzio you are correct, but summer sausage like they are using isn't wrapped in collagen, it is wrapped in a papery waxy plastic substance. It is not edible.
@asdrubale bisanzio I only know this because when I was younger I had an obsession with the consumption of summer sausage.
“Don’t bust the bag” - The 2nd most important advice, as “keep it in the sock” is 1st.
Every one of these prison food videos keeps getting better
Murphey rockin dat far cry 5 cut,
MERICA
Jason 4 president 2024
Finally someone gets Minnesota cook..I'm from Minnesota had I have had something like this. You guys just are a blast to watch.
I love that whenever an inside joke of the channel is referenced instead of leaving new viewers out of the loop, they actually put in the respective clip and context of the joke so that everyone is on the same page.
Whoever edited this episode is on a roll! Keep this hilarious shit up
Speaking as a born-and-bred Minnesotan...you're not exactly wrong.
Thank you for your service
Been asking you guys to do this forever. This stuff is sooo good.
The editing on this video was phenomenal! Hope we see more of this style!
Thanks!
- Modern Rogue Editing Supervisor
Tried this just now. Actually really good.
I made this dish tonight using this video; it was so good!!!
That freeze frame with the text box and funky music was the single funniest edit this channel has produced. I busted a gut
Love the Waldorf and Statler routine at the end ad. 🤣🤣🤣
I hope you guys never stop uploading
The editor from this video deserves a raise! All the details, the sync, everything! it had me rolling!
You are implying that not only do you know their pay but also that they aren’t paid enough. Most likely they are very well paid
@@katiequeen7225 Calm down, "to deserve a raise" is a common expression to praise someone's work, I didn't imply anything. And even if I did know what they earn (which, by experience, it's not that much), they still outdid themselves, thus I still think this video deserves a raise. Now, go back to Twitter.
The tasting stick callback; perfection!
as a Minnesotan I can assure you that looks nothing like a hotdish. that looks exactly like what it is. I concoction of all of the requisite components that make up prison chili. and it looks kind of like something I would've made in collage.
I can confirm, that is the prison/jail way to break ramen.
Yup, most annoying sound ever. Besides them also using their bunks to also do the same thing.
Former Prison Chef watching this video:
*"Am I a joke to you?"*
I’m actually sat here watching this video through my raycons that I got after seeing one of your adds. I absolutely love them, they are the best earphones I have had. Thank you for recommending them.
ANOTHER PRISON FOOD EPISODE LETS GOOOOOOOO right after my 2 year hiatus from this channel. Love the questionable cooking content you guys do 👌
I think I may have to give this a try!!!!
5:21
I really appreciate the music at this part
Please do something with After Prison Show. This would be so good
Love these prison food episodes
I have officially bought three pairs or these raycon headphones they really are everything they say they are i keep buying them as gifts for people love em so much!
I really need Murphy to write that Dr. Seuss book they started in the blooper. Too good.
Ok i made this and it is shockingly good
Brian's shirt is *chef's kiss*.
I need Brians shirt in my life! That thing is awesome!
Probably the best Raycon ad I've seen yet.
A year later and I finally have my own pair of raycon everyday earbuds.
Bachelor Chow - Now With Flavor!
Damn, at 1:10, the full swing throw at the ground with the ramen, is the old man swing. Reminds me of my dad, who is in his 70s. Makes me feel old...
If subscribers of Modern Rogue get into prison someday they can start their own prison restaurant XD
Brian's concerned look when Jason says, "You're in charge"
🤣
2:12 prison shank also good alternative for opening packaging
Brian, you are not alone when it comes to the beef stew juice, midnight snack!! Lol I thought I was the only one!
I like that one of the ingredients to Prison Chili is chili.
As someone who has been to prison (I won’t say in what capacity, guard or inmate) but now I’d love to see the guys make “Swole” (pronounced SW-oll) which is basically ramen and a bag of some sort of chips, or even cheese puffs (or spicy cheese crunchies) that has been completely turned to powder and then mixed with each other and then hot water until the two combine, and then then left so the water is all absorbed or evaporates, and then served. And the best thing is that the whole thing can be scaled up as much as you want. You can do a large batch until the consistency is right.
And then to top it off, make prison cake. First take moon pies and M&M’s, break up the candy into little pieces and squish the cookies until they turn into kind of a layer of “fondant”. Scatter the candy pieces over this, evenly and squish them in. Prisoners for lack of a rolling pin would use a large, clear garbage bag to squish the cookies and candy pieces together into a large, flat mass. Then, prep the inside of the cake which consists of: first, a honey bun, then break up a Milky Way and a Snickers bar over the top of this. Then top with another honey bun, and surround all of this with the cookie “fondant” and then use the trash bag to round it all out, kind of like making a calzone, and close any seams, and serve. You can also use the thin, more long variety of honey buns and almost make prison “dessert sushi”.
You should really open up a modern rogue prison food restaurant
Jason wants to open a prison food truck so bad!
This one just hit different
I like that shirt, Shwood!!
This video popping in my notification: "Oh god, what other abomination can they make"
After watching the video: "oh, okay, it's questionable, but it sounds/looks edible"
I feel like this is one SPAM from being raised in the early '50s in Hawaii, Korea, or Japan.
I just thought about the idea of using medium powers laser pointers for self defense you guys should try something like that
Rogues! You keep talking about stingers making water gross. I recently learned from a RUclips comment that they are used in double-boiler style so the water that gets metal gunk in it isn't the water that touches the food
New editor i sense. Doing good job keep it up
No, it's been over two years now. However, these days I'm usually just doing the ads, color correction, and generally 'finishing' other people's edits. But this edit did take on a different style, so well spotted! I usually don't play too much with digitally pushing in and out of images. We tend to think it looks 'cheap'/reality TV esque, but when in Rome (ie when doing a cooking show on prison food). I'm glad it seems to have paid off!
- Modern Rogue Editing Supervisor
@skepticallypwnd the punching in and out and also the more of joke like editing is what tipped me off. And the show is not cheap reality TV, it looks and feels like a real professional production, this was my first thing i noticed when I came across the channel with the alcohol inhaling video. Also do the sponsors like when the ad from a generic ad about a service or product goes a bit wacky like the raycon in this one?
P.S. Keep up the good work it's really fun to watch!
As an honorary Minnesotan... you're right... much as it hurts to admit it ;)
Brian finishes cooking it's an empty pot " we can always add more"
I connect with Brian on a deep level.
I clicked on this video, not knowing I had already watched the actual episode. I literally voluntarily watched a raycon ad and thought that’s what they uploaded. I was about to flip a brick
I haven't looked at major-brand summer sausage since 2019 (obvious reasons) but IME summer sausage is often cased in cellulose casing, typically meant to be removed before eating. Though eating it with the sausage (usually*) won't cause any real problems.
*Eating it alone, in quantity, is probably about the same as tucking into the contents of a lawnmower bag, with less grass flavor.
Am from Minnesota and i gotta say, you kinda right
I'm sitting here eating turkey chili from the can, and wishing I had cheetos.
are you in prison?
Cellulose based casing is more common for summer sausage
When the knife came out I was really expecting to see the injury counter
Especially with how Murphy holds the knife... Yikes.
Jason's t-shirt reminded me to see if I could find his book for sale.
Found "The Black Goat Motorcycle Club" on Amazon (UK) used (good) for £295 plus postage...
This reminds me of my recipe for kickass MAN POTATOES. Crush up a bag of Jalapeno potato chips (or whatever flavor you like). Put your potato chips and about 2 cups of instant mashed potatoes in a pot with 6 cups of boiling water. Cut the heat, stir until it starts getting thick. Then put it in a big bowl, add about a half cup of sour cream and keep adding milk while whipping with an electric mixer until it's the right consistency. If you do the Jalapeno chips, top it will chopped fresh jalapenos when serving. Great man food.
The Seinfeld music😂😂
Be really good with cheese sauce too
Last time I was this early, the intro still existed.
Brushwood wears a shirt straight from the bag!
BECAUSE I'M A MODERN ROGUE!!!
Glad i recommended prison food to brian 2 years ago lol. Also waiting on a bombbay aka whippit aka whipped koolaid coffee soda on ice
What's the recipe?
this looks really good to me
modern rogues, could you email some of that chi chi
I know back in the day they may have used stingers but, the canteens now have Hotpots the inmates can buy.
If the world ends tmr, this is an apocalyptic gourmet meal.
3:30 I hope he knows that forever in Internet glory is only 20 minutes
Man this episode gave me flashbacks to watching blind date as a kid.
Good for you Chris on staying out. I work with mostly younger felons and the sort, usually DV and drug crimes. They often end up back in for a variety of reasons, but some are just knuckleheads. My employer uses a temp service and that's all we get. Lots of drug crimes and wife beaters.
Glad to see you've only gone back as an employee.
The thought bubble is the best...
I’m born and raised in MN and I’d eat that.
Where did Brian get that shirt!? I have to get one
When it paused with like a text box with what brain was thinking/saying I thought that was really funny.