@@lo-fiFromChicago it’s a no-win situation. If you don’t take a stance on the Israel-Palestine conflict, you look weak on the world stage. If you do take a stance, half the world stage hates you. You’re either going to be called a Zionist puppet, an Antisemitic enabler or just an complete coward. Its one of the hardest jobs of the presidency.
Oooomfg, I don't understand how Cecily Strong does such a freaking brilliant job at Kathy-Ann.. I die every time! And how does Michael Che even keep from laughing.
Bill, after the investigation, was nearly impeached, admitted his wrongdoing. Trump denied every blunders he did, and threatened to sue all the women who accused him of sexual harassment. That's the difference between the two of them.
Bill Clinton committed perjury, which is an impeachable offense, yet he remained in office? Why? Democratic hypocrisy. Every woman that has made an accusation against Trump has been proven false, which is why he's still the president. THAT'S the difference.
willdaboss s That’s good to know. I kinda figured as much. So what genre of voters was his supporters? Just curious. I’m guessing and hoping it was old white people who on their way out anyway.
Vince Fernandez I'm pretty sure Kim Jong Un couldn't get into Harvard. Don't get me wrong, I hope he's smart, but he can't figure out how to get running water to half his country, so he's probably not a rocket scientist.
Scott Gibson I used to be a Republican until I became educated. They aren't for the working people. They are only worried about lining their own pockets. They don't give two shits about you or I. They literally brainwash the uneducated rural Americans.
Terrific Chemistry Between The Boys. They can be brutal, honest ,and funny all at the same time. But it is Cecily Strong that steals the show every time. She is just fantastic. I don't know how Michael and Colin don't crack up laughing when she's onstage with them.
What Che said about having an opinion on the Middle East conflict is the most accurate thing I’ve heard about this issue in years! Simple & sufficient, well said, Che! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I was watching this while doing something else, then I was like "aw, damn, Cathy-Ann is back? I gotta pause this, take off my bra and light a cigarette before I can watch this properly."
che took the high ground on a the topic of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict , and chose to say ( wisely) that he cannot judge or really understand the situation if he is not from the middle east. I got nothing but respect for you che.
THANK YOU, for finally realizing that not everyone In Alabama is crazy, like Roy Moore! I really hope Doug Jones wins! And if I was 18 I’d totally be voting for him! I don’t understand how people can judge a state, when they have never been there! If you actually visited Alabama you would know, that there are Doug Jones stickers EVERYWHERE! Commercials play on tv every minute for him! There’s actually a chance he could win!! And i really hope he does!
Fancy, you're young and I hope your enthusiasm for and faith in Alabama helps you and your generation change this backasswards state. But, having a family with multiple generations in Alabama and living almost half of my life in Alabama (and still here) I can tell you, we will elect Moore, we will take many steps backwards and we have way too many folks that are not an exaggeration of the Alabama stereotypes. FACTS reveal that we are an uneducated and poor population compared to rest of the USA (except maybe Mississippi and W Virginia)...and for some fucked up reason most of our population is PROUD of that. WTF?
I don't judge the state of Alabama, but I do have to judge the Republicans in your State. They choose to believe what they want to believe which is a way to avoid reality. I'm amazed they can't see the reality with Trump, it's before their eyes and ears, but choose to believe what they wish was true, too bad it will never get better, just worse.
LMFAO His "tax plan" INCREASES the federal deficit by OVER 1 TRILLION DOLLARS. It's Obama's blood sweat & tears that lowered the unemployment rate, brought back the economy etc. Why don't you contact your Gastroenterologist for a colonoscopy & see if he can retrieve your head while he's in there?
Is this Jared Kushner’s doing? “Who better to earn the trust of the Palestinians than an Orthodox Jew who specializes in aggressively acquiring real estate.”
Kathianne be the type of woman that's nice to you when you're a kid and is a friend of your dad's and you don't really question it until you get older...🤔😯
For the folks getting all caught up with the capital of Israel, yes it's Jerusalem, but Trump saying the US recognizes it as the capital of Israel is about recognizing it as the capital of Netanyahu's government (i.e. the Jewish government, NOT Palestinian/Muslim/Christian). Israel's claim over Jerusalem is not recognized by the international community; for those who don't know, Jerusalem is an important site for Judaism, Islam and Christianity. I should point out that the dispute is specifically for East Jerusalem, where essentially some of the holiest sites of those religions reside (Temple Mount, Western Wall, Al-Aqsa Mosque, Dome of the Rock and the Church of the Holy Sepulchre). Followers of these religions have fought for centuries for Jerusalem. To not aggravate and take sides, foreign embassies have located themselves in Tel Aviv. Please take time to do some research and be informed in world politics. Though it doesn't always affect us directly as federal or local politics, in some cases (like this one) it affects our country's position in the world arena. Oh and Wikipedia has great information on the Jerusalem conflict! Remember to donate if you use it! :)
Bunnyontherocks lol you wrote all that and then admitted your research was from wikipedia? Undermined your whole post. If you admitted it truly is the capitol, then what's the problem?
Does anyone else just go on a weekend update binge every now and then?
All now from today...
Currently doing so
@@jacobbaird1180 noted
Absolutely
Currently am
Cecily Strong is an American treasure.
Yup!
She is. She can do anything play anybody
Protect her at all costs!!!
These two are the best and most savage comedy duo ever😂😂
10/10
Kbitch Kal REALLY? This is the best tv has to offer?
Kbitch Kal ; Are you serious? These guys SUCK! Norm McDonald , Dennis Miller, Kevin Nealon...THEY made Weekend Update funny!
Neptune 1000/1000
Really?? Where does abbat and Costello or methodman & redman stand at?
Cecily Strong is such an underrated player on SNL
I love her
No one thinks she's underrated
I don't think she's underrated everybody likes her
She is a gem.
shes not funny
Cecily Strong is such a good actor! I always love when she's on the show
I feel like Cathy-Ann is on her way to becoming Che’s Stefon
yes yes yesyes
Totally agree with Michael..."I don't know why anybody would try to take sides on the middle east conflict..."
I mean the whole world is expecting him to. Foreign policy is his job.
@@lo-fiFromChicago it’s a no-win situation. If you don’t take a stance on the Israel-Palestine conflict, you look weak on the world stage. If you do take a stance, half the world stage hates you. You’re either going to be called a Zionist puppet, an Antisemitic enabler or just an complete coward. Its one of the hardest jobs of the presidency.
And now we know WHY the #DiaperDon took sides...
... everything is a transaction with the drumpf crime family; always follow the money ...
Yup 👍
"Che I'm Pakistanian" I laughed so to hard at that whole line
Pakistani*
@@nandinidube4938 just looked to see if someone corrected this lol
I’m half Pakistani and Black and I have to explain this shit sooo damn much! 😂😂😂
@Jack Warren me too
@@gangsta9181 I am half polish half caucasian and I wonder how many people tell you not to mix skin color with nationality..
I didn't know about "Rocket fuel, little rocket man" until just right now. He embarrassed us so much we couldn't always catch everything.
More confusing than the situation in the Middle East? How SNL uploads weekend update in like 20 different segments.
Gabe Shakour what
Gabe Shakour Not really just four parts.. Just watch the longest parts it's the full weekend update.
no it is not,,
This is garbage... Compare this to the 90s SNL (Norm MacDonald) and you'll see the stark difference
gabe. don't know for sure but i'm guessing it generates more revenue.
I didn’t resign from the Waffle House because I WASNT stealing syrup 😂👏🏻
We need more Cathy Ann
Jerminator 356 Joe Kersey
OMG, sooooo good.
Jerminator 356 less kate mckinnon.
MAKE AMERICA SANE AGAIN
Jerminator 356 Cathy Ann Che now 😂 😂 😂
Oooomfg, I don't understand how Cecily Strong does such a freaking brilliant job at Kathy-Ann.. I die every time! And how does Michael Che even keep from laughing.
"YOU HAVE OFFENDED MY SENSERBILITY!" SNL you have no idea how many times I've used that one since 2017.
ONLY Donald Trump would say “go get‘em” to Roy Moore-On.
Bill Clinton disagrees with you.
Ken McColloch Clinton THIS. Obama THAT. Can you TrumpTARD’s ever stick to the subject? As Tillerson correctly stated “Trump is a F**King Moron.”
Well, you're a f**king moron too obviously...but here you are.
Bill, after the investigation, was nearly impeached, admitted his wrongdoing. Trump denied every blunders he did, and threatened to sue all the women who accused him of sexual harassment. That's the difference between the two of them.
Bill Clinton committed perjury, which is an impeachable offense, yet he remained in office? Why? Democratic hypocrisy. Every woman that has made an accusation against Trump has been proven false, which is why he's still the president. THAT'S the difference.
I am from Alabama and would like to say Roy Moore is a horrible reflection on the state.
willdaboss s
That’s good to know. I kinda figured as much. So what genre of voters was his supporters? Just curious.
I’m guessing and hoping it was old white people who on their way out anyway.
Ya I mean she wasnt even his cousin
is he? I mean, you may be progressive but...
Yeah I mean he WAS banned from the malls in his area.
Cecily Strong is an American treasure.
2:48 "You also have to be a rocket scientist to play at Harvard."
...🤔
...🤔
...🤔
...LITTLE ROCKET MAN!!!🥕
(Missed opportunity)
THANK YOU!!!
Vince Fernandez I'm pretty sure Kim Jong Un couldn't get into Harvard. Don't get me wrong, I hope he's smart, but he can't figure out how to get running water to half his country, so he's probably not a rocket scientist.
“All Alabama players have to do is spell ‘Bama’.” You’re not wrong 😂
Roll Tide! 🐘
Emily B fuck y'all, Sooner Nation!!
Matthew Forbes garbage ass team.
Roll tide!
Nothing to be proud of
Scott Gibson I used to be a Republican until I became educated. They aren't for the working people. They are only worried about lining their own pockets. They don't give two shits about you or I. They literally brainwash the uneducated rural Americans.
I love Weekend Update.
Comment King what
Ikr, they don't just make fun of trump they make fun of everyone.
Mabe if trump just didin't say wierd things people wouldnt make fun of him.
Damn, this segment was especially good. Love Jost and Che's deliveries and chemistry.
I'm kinda of a political junkie, and also a regular junkie. 😅
Lol, are you really a junkie tho?
Why do I feel like snl reports news better than the actual news
Terrific Chemistry Between The Boys. They can be brutal, honest ,and funny all at the same time. But it is Cecily Strong that steals the show every time. She is just fantastic. I don't know how Michael and Colin don't crack up laughing when she's onstage with them.
The Hot Topic joke was GOOD
Personally, I would've chosen "Forever 21" instead of "Hot Topic" XD
Tommy Liu really tho it should be Justice
What Che said about having an opinion on the Middle East conflict is the most accurate thing I’ve heard about this issue in years! Simple & sufficient, well said, Che! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Punch up! You guys are still one of the most badass duos on weekend update. Been watching since the 80s.
Finally Cathy Anne:)
What you guys got against Squirtle?
Simon James He's the cutest one.
Simon James right, I know he fictional but come on! Squirtle did nothing to nobody.
Simon James I know. He's the first Pokemon I choose in the Game Boy game.
Yep. Squirtle is cute.
Sim
I love how CathyAnn says, “Oh welllll, aren’t YOU fancy” 🤣💀💀
Congrats CathyAnn! We Love Love Love you!
In defense of Roy Moore... it’s a lot easier to be a sugar daddy when your girlfriend is still on a $10 weekly allowance.
David Bradford damn you cold bro. You are the hater of the week. Salute Sir. Hold this W Sir...
Brian Anderson along with way way more democrats
Lmao
David Bradford
Freaking brilliant!!!
*slow clap*
Why is Michael Che suddenly a savage? I love him
United *SHTATES*
Johnny Scythe what
Johnny Scythe United SHARTED
Please stop being a Nazi
Johnny Scythe and please stop being a nerd if you could (league of legends is for losers)
They say he had a dry throat but ive had a dry throat before and it didnt make me clench my teeth and slur 😒
Wow! this was the Best, I though I had watched all of SNL Weekend Update but I see I missed some. Weekend Gold 🤣🤣🤣
Strong performance from Cecily here. Good job!
The Cathy Ann! One of my favorite characters. 👍👍💕💕
I wonder if she will ever get that cigarette lit.
Kate does it for her skits. I guess it just depends on whether or not the actor wants to.
Cathy Anne is the best!!!!
"Did you eat the last orange?"
"You have offended my sensertivies"
We need more Cathy Anne!!!
Absolutely love Cathy Ann!! Cicely Strong is soo underrated
Cathy-Ann Che!!! Love it!!
I was watching this while doing something else, then I was like "aw, damn, Cathy-Ann is back? I gotta pause this, take off my bra and light a cigarette before I can watch this properly."
Lol i loved that character work with Cathy Anne
Cheeseburger diet not working out for agent orange
Cosmo Joe Mans gotta eat. -Randy
Cheeseburger cheeseburger Cheese Burger, No Coke - PEPSI
he should eat more cheesebugers!! greasier the better.....
I think these 2 are by far the best weekend update anchors❣️❣️
che took the high ground on a the topic of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict , and chose to say ( wisely) that he cannot judge or really understand the situation if he is not from the middle east.
I got nothing but respect for you che.
Every week I pray for Kathy Anne
"I'm no doctor, but then again, neither is this guy." Best line in the whole skit
lol hilarious only 1 of the best lines though past weekend also showin' 'TRUMP SONS and a pink piggy-bank for eric lmfao and Omarosa.
#LOVESNL
The way the crowd groaned at the squrtle joke 😂
Hahaha I freaking love Cathy Ann. One of the best characters. She's tied with pretty much anyone Kate McKinnon plays.
Loving the Cathy Ann. Hope to see her again.
Waiting for the day she finally lights up the smoke 😅
Ok, legit, this was probably the best weekend update I've seen in years.
Steven Lewis The Lavar ball one was great 😂
Can we take a moment to realize that she never started smoking that cigarette
I soooo love Cathy Anne!!!
Cathy Anne CHE! Tell 'em we in love!
We in love.
Che & Colin are the best comedian duo of the century.
THANK YOU, for finally realizing that not everyone In Alabama is crazy, like Roy Moore! I really hope Doug Jones wins! And if I was 18 I’d totally be voting for him! I don’t understand how people can judge a state, when they have never been there! If you actually visited Alabama you would know, that there are Doug Jones stickers EVERYWHERE! Commercials play on tv every minute for him! There’s actually a chance he could win!! And i really hope he does!
"There’s actually a chance he could win!!" doesnt instill me with confidence but i wish you luck
Fancy, you're young and I hope your enthusiasm for and faith in Alabama helps you and your generation change this backasswards state. But, having a family with multiple generations in Alabama and living almost half of my life in Alabama (and still here) I can tell you, we will elect Moore, we will take many steps backwards and we have way too many folks that are not an exaggeration of the Alabama stereotypes. FACTS reveal that we are an uneducated and poor population compared to rest of the USA (except maybe Mississippi and W Virginia)...and for some fucked up reason most of our population is PROUD of that. WTF?
I don't judge the state of Alabama, but I do have to judge the Republicans in your State. They choose to believe what they want to believe which is a way to avoid reality. I'm amazed they can't see the reality with Trump, it's before their eyes and ears, but choose to believe what they wish was true, too bad it will never get better, just worse.
it's gonna be a hard lesson for you to learn that people suck
Hey, it looks like dreams do come true. Congratulations to Alabama for voting for Doug JOnes.
Bear trap joke had me dying!😂😂😂
Colin JOST, aaand MICHAEL CH(eeeh)
So excited to see Cathy Anne. We need more of her.
She's so accurate it's painful hahaha
The love story of Cathy Anne and Che are so underrated...
Let's face Cathy Anne is definitely Che's type
cmon guys! Squirtle is my fav starter
He is a good one, but I had a yellow version.
wow, the last peace was great! laughed my ass off!
And all this time I thought Tel Aviv was a phone company.
The Kathy Ann bit was the best part
100% right on Alabama. Just what it is. Very funny skit.
You have offended my senserbility 😂😂
*Trump will do anything to make it look like he's doing something.*
_Lol._
Yeah! He'll even become a billionaire! Like anybody cares about that stuff.
LMFAO His "tax plan" INCREASES the federal deficit by OVER 1 TRILLION DOLLARS. It's Obama's blood sweat & tears that lowered the unemployment rate, brought back the economy etc. Why don't you contact your Gastroenterologist for a colonoscopy & see if he can retrieve your head while he's in there?
I love Cathy Anne!
Kathy Anne is the funniest guest character on Weekend Update in the past 3 years. Keep it up SNL.
Gotta touch 'em all!!
Nobody knew Middle East peace would be so hard.
this is one of the funniest snl shows ive seen
In 2020, Cathy Anne remains the best original SNL character in 15 years.
Best Cathy Anne ever!!!! Wooooo haaaaa! Cecily, you got it going on with this one!!!!!
Cathy Anne is freaking hilarious
I love Kathy Anne!
I watched cathy anne twice
Cathy Anne Che, they're in love.
1:46 Greatest quote ive ever heard.
Is this Jared Kushner’s doing? “Who better to earn the trust of the Palestinians than an Orthodox Jew who specializes in aggressively acquiring real estate.”
5%LowBattery Kushner was put in charge of the middle east peace talks from what I hear. That's supposed to be Rex Tillerson's job though.
5%LowBattery lmaoooo yup
5%LowBattery 8
Nazar Pokrova photo by 7u
KingAlexei 777 You my friend are 100% correct.
You have offended my senserbilities!
I'm from alabama and the jokes are funny 😂😂😂
Cathy Ann is my favorite SNL skit of all time!
that kathy anne tho never seen such a performance on SNL
kinzi Gordon Huffing on a lightbulb, classic.
So much truth!
I'm gonna be very sad if they do not follow-up with this Micheal/Cathy Anne romance.
I love when they chuckle at the jokes themselves lol
Kathianne be the type of woman that's nice to you when you're a kid and is a friend of your dad's and you don't really question it until you get older...🤔😯
A Cathy Anne segment means its a good day...
This was true then...
This is true now...
This is true, ever...
I kind of want to party with Nancy Pelosi now just to see what it’s like.
She will claim she's responsible for making the party awesome when it isn't and also she did nothing but stand there.
freez1ngsapper
Go volunteer at an old folks home. Hang out with the folks with the biggest egos. Should do it.
Nancy Pelosi and the Turtle Man:
Naked and Afraid: Somalia
She's an old party animal. I heard she gave Jesus a hummer after he turned her glass of water into a bottle of wine. Nasty old woman.
The advent calendar joke was gold
Trump is straight up bonkers.
tj d
He's a major stroke waiting to happen.
ZECTCustomUnit lol you are funny...past few decades?
Lo obama and bush did it too.
Why is everone mad???
Firefly people get pissed at him for the israel thing yet obama, bush, and clinton did it too.
My Favorite Part Of SNL ❤❤❤
For the folks getting all caught up with the capital of Israel, yes it's Jerusalem, but Trump saying the US recognizes it as the capital of Israel is about recognizing it as the capital of Netanyahu's government (i.e. the Jewish government, NOT Palestinian/Muslim/Christian).
Israel's claim over Jerusalem is not recognized by the international community; for those who don't know, Jerusalem is an important site for Judaism, Islam and Christianity. I should point out that the dispute is specifically for East Jerusalem, where essentially some of the holiest sites of those religions reside (Temple Mount, Western Wall, Al-Aqsa Mosque, Dome of the Rock and the Church of the Holy Sepulchre).
Followers of these religions have fought for centuries for Jerusalem. To not aggravate and take sides, foreign embassies have located themselves in Tel Aviv.
Please take time to do some research and be informed in world politics. Though it doesn't always affect us directly as federal or local politics, in some cases (like this one) it affects our country's position in the world arena.
Oh and Wikipedia has great information on the Jerusalem conflict! Remember to donate if you use it! :)
Bunnyontherocks lol you wrote all that and then admitted your research was from wikipedia? Undermined your whole post. If you admitted it truly is the capitol, then what's the problem?
I love when they're the only one to laugh at each others jokes lol, some times they go over the audiences head hard
Man, she has been trying to light that cigarette for 5 minutes
I was going to light that thing for her at some point
Cecily really does need more recognition lol amazingggg