HOW POKEMON MOVES ACTUALLY WORK - Pokemon Memes
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Pokemon lore: people have married pokemon in the past.
Pokemon company: but shame on you for actually reading our lore
Someone in gamefreak must've been a degenerate like us
Pokemon company: ... or paying attention to the multiple times we have put humanxpokemon in the games.
Ish... I think they did accept it a bit in LA lol, with that Frosslass side quest. It is still E gotta keep friendly for kids, but catered towards us older fans, they knew what they were doing, and wanted to feed that flame. However honestly this just begs more questions.
1 Even if the snorunts came from the Pokemon x human tango of love... that was a human man... soooo... would a human female produce a human... or are we like dittos and would produce a Pokemon like say a women loves her machamp, would machop or human babies pop out?
2... Frosslass is in the mineral and fairy egg group... not humanoid, not field, not amorphous, Gardevoirs fit into humanoid and amorphous with ghosts and jelly creatures like gulpin, swallot, muk, alcremie, slugma (oh ALLLLL the punny inapropriate names lmao)... but mineral fairy?... WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN FOR HUMANS?! Are humans rock people in the Pokemon world? Fairies?... AGAIN *DITTOS?!* WHAT ARE HUMANS IN THE POKEMON WORLD?!
They answered it with their sly little side quest, but it just begged more questions than answers. Whether you're curious for naughty reasons or scientific reasons, I won't deny or confirm the former, but certainly the latter I personally am on board with, I like world building, HOW DO HOOMANS WORK IN POKEMON?! Scientists top 4 questions when questioning a new life form, how does it eat/drink, poop/release waste of other various kinds, sex, while sleeping and breathing are 4 and 5 possibly.
@@Blaze4ification maybe it’s like real life where humans are also technically animals. But if that’s also the case in the game, humans may simply be normal type Pokemon who believe they are superior despite the wildlife having superior qualities (mainly for survival purposes). Also there are people who married animals and pots of soup or something like that (I forgot what it was).
@@Mike-mf3ed
Sorry for this being long, I just enjoy the conversation at hand, and then it's hard to rein myself in lol.
Well ish, there are also undead Pokemon, ghosts, Kyurem, Necrozma is a parasitic black hole, Deoxys... debatable being a virus, then you got Chandelure, Alcremie, aliens like Beheyem (of which I also liken Gardevoir too since it is just based on a human, ballerina etc, and it has the 2 alien types, fairies like Cleffairy, psychic like the light trio Necrozma etc, Beheyem, Deoxys etc).
Not all Pokemon are animals, Frosslass is by no means an animal lol, but yeah still agree with you to some extent. Thus why I think it is more acceptable than... those weird people that like to marry their dogs and other pets/animals.
Didn't know about the pot of soup... oh god that's going to be a gen 10 Pokemon now lol. Guess that does support it though, inanimate object like chandelure, alcremie etc.
Not to bash on kinks, even if a bit weird to marry a dog or soup, as long as it isn't hurting people (except that soup, watch out if too hot lol). Still don't think that answers the questions of reproduction though, like Frosslass is an undead, ice rock, fairy thing, and yet it had 2 Snorunt that can be assumed were made from their relationship. So are we like Dittos, or would a female human produce humans with a human x pokemon relationship? That is a very different dynamic from irl, humans won't produce a soup, human, or dog babies if they... ahem MATED with said thing. This is explored a lot in other fantasy or fictional settings, heck ye old Greek tales, the minotaur from a hypnotized women mating with a bull.
Also not to knock people that do have romantic feelings for Pokemon, especially those like Gardevoir. It isn't based on an animal, I'd liken it to an alien or a monster girl, not a furry, and being the emotion Pokemon, its chest horn growing based upon the shared affection between it and its trainer. Some are furries your Lucarios and Lopunny, some inanimate objects, some food... some both (don't fluff the Dashund please lol), some just beastiality or zoophilia straight up animals your Pyroars, Arcanines, Rapidash etc. Even if I find something weird I'm not going to knock kinks, everyone has that 1 or more weird one that might make other uncomfortable.
I don't think humans are normal, or well... some humans. Again like Ash etc resisting but not immune to electric and fire attacks. Some are clearly psychic types, Sabrina who can see the future, Caitlin her powers were so strong she couldn't participate in Pokemon battles, and needs to even as an adult sleep a lot to balance them out. Some I could see as fighting types, not hard for humans to be fighting type, if possessed by a ghost they might become duel fighting ghost or normal ghost maybe.
Don't count some humans though like swimmers aren't water type lol, they aren't shooting water guns or hydro pumps from their mouths, and just because they swim doesn't mean they're water type, for example nothing saying fire types don't swim. Fire types can tolerate water somewhat, some it is lethal like Charmander obviously, but Charizard flames are hot enough they don't get put out so easily, vs all ground and rock types absolutely HATE water (unless duel water and rock/ground like Swampert obviously lol, but your Onix's hate water absolutely, partially because rock/ground Pokemon are heavy so they sink... well, like a rock lol). On average yeah most likely humans are normal, but not impossible for them to be other types or duel typing.
Tsareena was intentional, the pokemon is 100% female and evolves by levelling up learning the move stomp
@@sheridanwolf * Trop Stomp
@@shelbybayer200 Which could easily be mistaken for 'TOP' Stomp which is just worse.
Shits hilarious though 😂😂
They totallyy knew what they did there, and I love it!
@@shelbybayer200 it needs Stomp to level and then learns Trop Kick
"And the Noble's wallet shrunk 100 dollars that day." -Dr. Seuss
That poor lotad just has a look that says he has been up there struggling to get out for 3 days and now he has just accepted that this is his life now.
LETS GOOOOOOOO! 2:45 Noble not censoring himself (or asking Cino to censor him) for the sake of RUclips ad revenue! He should be free to speak how he wants!
i was surprised too, but idk if it was a mistake or not
2:41
I still remember Noble getting pranked that Komi Can't Communicate got an anime adaptation by KyoAni...
"Gary, I had that dream agai-"
"Mother [Freiren]!"
This is a big day
3:06 so fun fact, when i was a child learning about selective breeding in science class, i invented a cool thing that i was really excited to tell my dad and teacher about and it was basically eugenics
I did not learn of eugenics for a few years after and then i realized
Are you H.G. Wells who used his Time Machine to travel from the past. (BTW, he believed in eugenics.)
@@dishmanw The last place id go with a time machine is anywhere with humans. Humans are but a drop in the pool, I see pools all the time, I want to see the ocean.
For those who didn't notice during the Pokemon Ability drawings, the Hidden Ability is mostly (but not always) represented by a Shiny.
I can remember using the field-move sweet scent to the west of Mauville City in Alpha Sapphire and a bunch of Marill's appeared. Since I'd already caught one, I used the move petal blizzard. Imagine my surprise when the ability warning for sap sipper appeared and one of them was left standing having taken no damage.
@@user-fh6mc9du5n Amazing way to single 'em out! XD
3:40 The four horsemen all led by Lugia the god of the "*SEA*"
The save file bit hurts, because I remember as a kid pouring my heart, soul, and love into catching, raising, and bonding with my pokemon on an original Gameboy Color Pokemon Silver, only to come home one day and find my older brother had erased it all "on accident". I was devastated! TT^TT
Come to think of it, I lost a lot of things I cherish to his "accidents" 😡
I knew a guy who sold his older brothers Xbox, dude never forgave him. Dude was some sort of crazy, smoking hot gf though, thiccerr than a snicker. Only wore yoga pants. 😊
The fact that she went along with it and re-tweeted it.
3:51 my boy Noctowl got done in by the Route 1 bird curse. He was too early to experience the change of that pattern
Potato's doing just fine. Don't worry Noble, We'll help him and the others clean up the house after the Party, you won't even notice a thing! ;D
Also, Potato took another $20...
@@xerokhan3239 Sshh, you're not supposed to tell him! XD
2:00 has got me dying from laughter
Could you explain it to me? It has me confused.
Noble: Whats eugenics? Lets look this up.
Me: Oh dear god.. plz dont.😢😂
Proper eugenics is just another tool. And just like any other tool it can lead to horrible things in the wrong hands. When used by decent people it could improve disease resistance, as well as increase lifespan, intelligence and strength.
@@draxomega we don't know enough to predict adverse outcomes, also humans are gonna be human, aka gonna misuse any and all information for personal benefit.
@@draxomega 👈 NOTSEE
@@draxomega"decent people" are never going to be the ones willing to implement a eugenics plan. Even if a humane plan were theoretically possible, it will ALWAYS be piloted by the worst that humanity has to offer.
@@draxomega Currently, “eugenics” is mostly bad
Mold breaker: Time to get rid of that stuff that’s been growing on my bread.
Own tempo: Screw conventional music speed. I play as fast as I want.
Pickpocket: Wait, your wallet’s missing? Can’t say I’ve seen it.
Not that kind of mold.
How many likes do we have to reach for Noble to do the famous Aggron copypasta? You know, the "794 POUNDS OF BRICK-SHITTING AMAZEMENT" one.
O_O did noble swear?!?!?
Cino forgor to censor
Yes he did swear
Why is that a surprise ?
I mean he's allowed to as long as it is not in like the first 15 seconds of the video written rule wise, and if the algorithm doesn't mess up 😅
@@sheridanwolf YT demonitizes him even if he swears past a minute in, they really cracked down on him
2:45
SWEAR NOBLE
*It's been 84 years since I heard him cuss.* 👴
2:42 you were a few seconds off.
GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!
>Urninate
This looks like a good spot to find some ingredients
I felt that first one XD
Noble, Potato has ordered dozen pizzas
He found more $20 bills.
6:48 Reckless increases the damage of moves that deal recoil, like Brave Bird and Double Edge, moves that Staraptor can learn. Makes it hit like a bullet train. 125 ATK is no small stat.
Close.
It has 120 attack. It would be nice if that 125 was Speed instead of 100.
4:43
Thick fat marill is best marill. 10/10
1:22 he reminds me of a Buizel
1:49 that edit look like Mr.Electric from Shark boy lava girl and who make that need a raise haahhahahahahahahaa
"Remember to buy fumo when in Japan, the value only goes up."
- Mongolian Proverb
02:38 - What the *eff?!* _Cino!_ Are you _trying_ to get your boss *demonetized?!*
And to think, I _cheered_ for your return during your vacation… ):
Hope we get more Plaworld memes videos with the update coming this week.
2:40 HOLY that caught me off guard, I was not expecting an uncensored f-bomb!
LP: "What's eugenics?"
Me: "I shall pray for your sanity..." 🙏
Meanwhile I am like: how the f*ck did he reach 30 and never heard of it?
@@Noperare Human memory can be quite selective.
As can its education... -_-
1:38 Who got you smiling like that Cino?? Is it a Clefairy?? Eh, eh? Allright I'll stop
wait do noble is allowed to say a bad word now (the "F" word) ???
on 2:42 or they just forget to sensor that ??? Because i know that they always say frick or a fluf.
IDK
The Cino Gengar , 1:39 , is funny but cursed at the same time, I think someone will trace his full face on Gengar one day.
I actually hope potato been up to something. Then we could start the misadventures of potato!
imposter Ditto is god tier... not that joke it makes me cry inside, but it transforms ditto upon being thrown out without wasting a turn to use transform.
You don't know about Eugenics? I thought Margaret Sanger was a household name.
9:03 Me and Noble shared the same brain cell for a second, because he said: “Why am I laughing? and then I said “Why are you laughing?” at the same time!
9:23 thing that hurts is that Delphox is a wizard fox, I don't see it as girly and furry bait like Braixen... but that doesn't stop the internet from bleaching my eyes with cursed stuff when I just want wallpapers of my starters from each gen. Also no, too many fire types, we don't have ANY grass types, us Sceptile fans, arguably the most popular grass starter, have waited for YEEAAARS for it to get in the game. Didn't get in Brawl despite Gen 3 being between Melee and Brawl, didn't get in 4 despite the many votes for it, nor that or Ultimate despite the votings AND that it got a bad ass mega evolution. Sceptile is probably the most desired starter still, Decidueye i could see being a close 2nd among the grass types though.
Especially with it getting into Pokken (oh wait SCEPTILE DID TOO!!!), and YET INCINEROAR GOT IN, don't get me wrong I like Incineroar, and I'm a fire type trainer... but... I also love Sceptile, and grass types make up roughly 1/2 my chosen starters, gens 3-5, and US (Sun I picked Litten, but US I chose Rowlett). Chestnaught's not terribly designed, cool, cool type in concept, cool paladin hedgehog concept... if it's typing wasn't almost as bad as Abomasnow's it has so many weaknesses lol, thus why Smash would be a good place for Chestnaught too, where Pokemon weaknesses don't have as much impact as in a Pokemon game.
(Ivysaur ehh... meh debatable since it's only ever included with Charizard and Squirtle, to which Charizard soloed Smash 4, and honestly does anyone use Ivysaur? Squirtle can be viable but Ivysaur? The ugly teenage phase of the least liked (sorry Bulbasaur and Venusaur fans) gen 1 starter? Even compared to Kanto's other 2 technically starters Pikachu and Eevee)
Age and Evolution aren't the same unless it's a Baby Pokémon. Remember that there's a super old Treeko in anime Hoenn.
Thank you for the videos
My best guess about Golduck is that Slowbro and Starmie were already water types that evolved into Psychic, so they didnt want 3 of the same...
Yep, Golduck got screwed by gen 1 being saturated (personally I'd happily see Golduck and Slowbro switch typings, as Slowking exists and Slowbro would love that Dark neutrality)
5:27 "[Eevee]'s genes are easily influenced by its surroundings. Even its face starts to look like that of its Trainer" - UM pokedex
2:09 ok, that is clever.
Only after Gardevoir flirt 😂
Gardevoir also knows Flash!
Gardevoir: *strips top off*
Traditional anime light censors illuminate the cave...
SHE'S PULLING HER LEAF OUT!
Potatoe is really an agent of Trayzn the Infinite to steal your stuff. Be careful Noble
if a freezer creates Eiscue Ice face form, does that means it's hailing in there ?
8:58 Jokes on that Meme, I am almost into my 40s and already I have lived a fulfilled life.
9:40 back in the day, early Pokemon years I was ok with it, and in fact had to during my Red run because Charmander sucked, then I went Squirtle... but hated that chubby Blastoise lol, it looked awful in Red and Blue, nothing like it does on the box or in the anime. Bulbasaur then I tried... and likewise with Ivysaur, it honestly creeped me out that it was now on its hindlegs. Honestly if I had gotten past those aspects I might have a different favorite Pokemon, I switched back to Charmander giving it a 2nd chance when it came to Misty time, evolved it into Charmeleon from winning, and made it to the elite 4 etc. So many battles won with Charizard, and it's my favorite not because I like the color red, nor that it's a cool fire breathing dragon, but it came through when it was needed most. Kept losing against the elite 4 over and over, mostly Lorelei, Bruno and Agatha push overs, Lance a couple times, but then my rival steam rolled me 3 times. I gave it 1 last shot, but I was done, it was my final chance, otherwise I was quitting Pokemon then and there. Anime style fight back and forth, knocking out each other's Pokemon till just Blastoise vs Charizard remained, and it too was a massive back and forth.
Cut story short, had like 1 hp left and pulled off a critical slash, out of fire blasts, seismic toss wasn't doing the job (I was a kid, didn't understand the typing system, I swear even my Pikachu's thundershock hit Onix lol). Similar story to when I caught Mewtwo, Charizard isn't just cool, but Blaze my Charizard has come through when I needed him most. Pokemon come and go, Charizard wasn't even my 1st, I started in Silver, by all means Typhlosion should be my favorite, and yet... that legendary battle has forever stuck in my head, even my Fire Red Charizard feels like it inherited that Charizard's spirit, even magically happens to be the best nature and stats for a Charizard X.
Unintentional, same Blaze I've had since FR, had an Adamant nature, only played through my FR once, attack boon spc attack bane, it just so happens to be one of if not the best nature for Charizard X. My love for Lugia, Suicune, Typhlosion, Hydreigon was my 2nd favorite, then Morgana my Legends Arceus Gardevoir, only time I've used a Gardevoir, she rose up the ranks usurped Hydreigon as my 2nd favorite (similarly to my Charizard experience, she just slapped everything in my way, even the final FINAL boss (without spoiling), she wiped the whole team still don't see why people say that person in Legends Arceus was so hard, I felt bad for them so swapped to Vesuvias my Hisuian Typhlosion their... 2nd to last Pokemon knocked out, then their last Pokemon knocked Vesuvias out, to which Gardevoir then backhanded that final Pokemon)... and yet as much as I love her, as much as I too hate the Charizard pandering, I love other Pokemon too gamefreak, where's a mega, z stone, primal, or giga Typhlosion or Torterra lol... I got a bit sour with Charizards as a whole needless to say, but no one, NOTHING could ever make me hate my Blaze, from Red (to which he still sits there since you can't transfer from gen 1 and 2 to 3) or my Blaze from FR.
He's still waiting for his chance to transfer to SwSh, so that I can back hand Leon's Charizard in that rematch tournament, freaking weak faker champion, I haven't played that post game story yet, all that's left of my SwSh playthrough. For the day I am forced to pay for a month of Pokemon Home to transfer my live dex and all my shinies, he's napping... but ready to be called on when I need him.
... ahem no I'm not an old man lol, um anyways yeah I don't delete saves haven't since those early days on Silver and Red. I may buy another game for replay value, I started that with HGSS, SS I got because I love Lugia, but got HG later on so I didn't lose my completed save file. Same with BW and BW2, although I dislike Zekrom so I got a 2nd Black version lol, really like Reshiram, but with BW2 White 2 is my main file I won't delete, while B2 is my replay file. Also why emulating is a good idea, not the 3ds emulation still only 1 save file, but emulating on a PC or phone, so that you can replay Pokemon games, gives it value.
9:50 nah only noobs had that issue *laughs in pokemon stadium storing all my pokemon and items*
Lost pause said fuck in this video it's been awhile since I've heard him say fuck
8:58 Bro I’m 19 and I feel this
The very first meme :This is why we need the pokemovie features from x and y again.
I haven't watched him for so long and he hasn't changed a bit
5:48 me: "backstabs it as many times until it's dead"
2:42
Never heard him say that before, he just let it fly out
Oh, neat! I recognize that wallpaper! I stayed at the same hotel chain!
All jokes aside ditto would be a terrifying imposter because after it would kill somebody you would transform into him and hide the body in the vents💯😱😱😱😱7:13
Belts can come with cool tail attachments, allowing cosplayers of many varieties the freedom of The Tail :D
Noble getting the tourist treatment in Japan 😌
Just except ur gonna get ripped off
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh ma' boy Spheal IS chillin'
These were some pretty funny pokémon memes, dude. Can't wait to check out the next. (>_0)👍
It’s nice to be lulled to sleep with my boy noble and his memes
i love how the actual moves work😂
My brother erased my nephew’s Pokémon Emerald save file which included his level 100 Lapras who he raised with love for ages with the logic that he could get all the same Pokémon within a couple days. My nephew never forgave my little brother.
Cinogar is best Pokémon boy and that new meme format where it shows different forms is great xD
That DVD store must have been Heroine themed retailer.
That is where some amazing niche publishers sell their DVDs there.
5:15 that's a shiny Pidgeot.
Me with Pokémon Stadium and the N64 Gameboy attachment for the controller: I maybe restarting but I’ll never lose my friends and the stuff I got on the way there.
pokemon breeding has been eugenics ever since people figured out how iv's and egg moves work.
0:30
Ah yes, the "Super Zentai" stuff...
Kinda strange, that one.
Did bro say Mudkip then put a picture of Clodsire💀
These ability personifications are perfect.
Cool vid bro.😺
7:43, more like Marika in Elden ring~😏
5:47
That's it.
I'm getting the lawnmower.
It's been a while since noble cursed in his videos without getting censored
Something I used to do when I wanted to start a new game on Pokemon but didn’t want to loose Pokemon I loved, was to use my second console with a compatible Pokemon game that I wasn’t going to replay and trade the ones I wanted to keep. I still have a blazekin from ruby somewhere in my collection that I transferred to pretty much every game up that I could.
1:53 Auntie Noble moment
"One Video is $100"
And now we know that he ASKED. Noble. We Salute you! Just not In the Wayne's World Way. That's Reserved for Foxkin.
3:18 tiny door
Hearing Noble swear made me 10 years younger for 3 seconds
4:54 I would give a pass because who honestly likes Marill... but at the same time IT'S MARILL!!! It's the bluechu playground theory, it came 1st, it was in the Pokemon 1st movie, how can you remember AzuMARILL but not Marill lmao.
0:42 Noble: that is why I only bought 2
Nice channel.
I definitely like that the pokemon games for switch at least let you have multiple save files if you create multiple users. Unlike animal crossing......lol
noble : whats crackin
what you thinks crackin ugh
Noble: I love mudkip
(Editor brings up a picture of quagmire)
6:30 Chazz it upppp
9:48 I mean you don't have to delete your save data, just buy multiple copies of the same game. That's how I ended up with 3 copies of emerald 😂
Reckless boosts the power of moves that do recoil damage, it also boosts the recoil. It’s actually a really good ability albeit risky
“Gardevoir used attract!”
“Its not very effective”
“Godzillamanz used showing deviant art search results!”
“Its super effective!”
“Gardevoir has fainted…and died..”
2:41 "GIANT FUCKING INSECT" ROFL
Ditto is the "THING" as in the horror movie of Pokemon.
Mudkip. That's a corrupt quagsire. D:
Hm, nice one.
I wonder if there’s any Pokémon Lore Memes out there?
this video has made me heacanon that the lotad evo line alll have mexican accents nad that makes me love them even more!
a one h dvd cost about a 100$?!
Yo that's a steal.
3:53 Noble u have no idea what my Mega Banette dose to me dude, my Mimikyu gets pissed dude
Yeah that Heracross next to the bed is terrifying...Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble
Wierd, I'd give them a hug. Hug, buddy.
That reckless Staraptor probably named Arin Hansan
All on 23, baby