some people are saying the “follows you” is part of the video that the tips account put on to trick people. it’s not, you can see how it’s not there when I show the video later. it was a glitch!
You have spoken the name elden ring… ELDEN LORD you are BEHOLDEN TO, a build video and or death compilation. THE CHOICE IS YOURS TARNISHED… so you don’t really have to do this.
It's too late now, as you can quite clearly see at the end of the video, eddy states that yes filing for divorce, he's cut ties with his girlfriend and your all he has leff
I think I can clarify the lazy cancer comment! This is the line that made me completely sure this was translated from Chinese-a common internet phrase is 懒癌晚期, which literally translates to “late-stage lazy cancer”, and it’s literally just used self-deprecatingly to say that you’re a lazy person. I don’t know why they attempted to translate this, but content farms like this…nobody understands them, man. Chinese people clown on them too even when it’s in Chinese.
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 completely lost on that one, sorry dude. Content farms are way beyond our understanding at this point, even in Chinese. My best guess is it’s one of those “getting you to comment” tactics, like bringing up your dad’s tires or harvard graduates or stuff like that.
i now want to use the the excuse of "late stage lazy cancer" if i keep procrastinating on something. may i actually be doing something more productive and beneficial to me? yes, but nobody else needs to know that.
Your girlfriend, Drew, dad, husband, and Bill Gates are going to be so mad when they see the mess you made in the kitchen. The 800 year old Harvard graduates will be pretty peeved too.
don't worry eddy, i'm sure your girlfriend and boyfriend and wife will all forgive you instantly once they see what a great video you made this week! this'll blow right over, pal
Fun fact: the term “vegetable” is purely a culinary term with no real scientific basis, therefore the fact that a tomato is a fruit does not exclude it from being a vegetable
Just like it's rude for people to think you shouldn't eat a whole rotisserie chicken in your car, by yourself, in the parking lot of the grocery store from whence it came; besides you want to eat it while it's fresh! Besides, everyone knows serving sizes are way out of line and one chicken is really just a single serving.
@@hblackburn5580 Your comment is so far removed from my experience of the world while somehow simultaneously being super relatable 😂 you painted a haunting picture with your words
So those are just cured egg yolks. They are meant to be grated over pasta or a salad or something as a garnish. I'm sure Eddy knew that, but I figured some people might not know that.
I’m so angry that Eddy showed the egg on the printer hack, but didn’t bother to check and see if it works. He intentionally edited that in, so I know he knows it exists. I need to know what’s the best way to send an egg to my mommy
I was really impressed that you managed to sit so quietly and still for 20 minutes. Then I realized I had the video paused. The video was pretty good anyways, Eddy. Keep up the good work!
The "egg trick" is just how to make cured egg yolks with a few steps taken out. Usually people cure egg yolks in salt and sugar for several days and then bake them to draw out excess moisture, and then they grate them on pastas and what have you. You don't eat them whole, and I think if they weren't fresh they'd go bad pretty quick if you didn't dry them out further in the oven
If only the students at Euphoria high school had the chip clip. If their chips had retained the airy crunch they desire, maybe they wouldn't resort to such awful vices as narcotics. Something to think about
Can confirm that stale chips started my teenage drug addiction. Thank God a church gave me some a year ago and 8 years in i was able to clip my chips and be born again.
eddy this video is so good, got me straight giggling, chuckling, and snickering, i hope things go well with your dad, girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, and son. I was not involved in the mysterious disappearance of my ex wife in 1967
As your wife's sister, I am very relieved to hear that you were not involved in her disappearance in 1967. The stupid cops said that your finger prints were all over the evidences in question, but I am sure that they are just lying 👍
run the eggs over some cold water first, then you grate them onto things. They're basically just another way of garnishing or seasoning food and can actually be insanely good when you do it correctly
@@aarosslol5298 nah he got it mostly right, but you just don't eat em straight up. Grate em onto pasta, soups, stir fry, buttered bread, rice, scrambled eggs, really anything you want
Was hoping to see a comment like this in the top. Just so that people (and maybe even Eddy) give it another shot and dont shy away from something delicious 😉Even without a boyfriend to help 😆
"You must not know the egg trick" sounds so fucking sinister to me, like she's warning me against learning forbidden, arcane egg lore that would drive me to madness
The flaps on the sides of the juice box trick is really good for kids or people who struggle with gross motor skills so they grip the juice box too hard and spill it, idk why they would advertise it as a tip for everyone tho lol
@@noellburnett5697 Yep, he tried the trick without the straw so I think that's how he interpreted it. I feel like he would get it if he didn't misunderstand.
this is more with infomercials than it is with weird life hack channels, but tricks and/or products that help people with mobility issues are often broadcast as mainstream tools bc the disabled market isn’t really big enough/is too diverse in terms of individual needs for many products and ideas to get traction, so they need abled people buying and looking at the things as well. they get where they need to go in the end - my aunt has severe neuropathic pain among other things and she’s basically an encyclopedia of every actually useful tiktok life hack & as seen on TV product at this point
@@sidoniegabrielle269 that’s absolutely true, I just feel like they could have shown it as being useful for kids or older people and it would’ve gotten more traction because in the context it was in it made it look silly
@@sidoniegabrielle269 problem is, people in the non-disabled market then see those products and call them stupid. And it’s not really their fault, because in the life of a non-disabled audience, a lot of those items kinda are stupid, but because they’re being advertised as for everybody they get hated on.
I’ve seen the juice box “life hack” a few times over the years, and I think it’s usually meant for young kids so they don’t squeeze the juice out everywhere, not really for adults who have more developed fine motor control.
Yeah, I don't think the straw really has anything to do with it. They just removed it for face-splashing scene so it was easier to squeeze the juice directly on her face. (Bluh, that sentence)
@@proxyclamsThey did not remove the straw. The straw is what is directing the squirt in that straight line onto her face at 14:23 Without the straw it burbles out irregularly, like it does for him at 14:36
16:06 of course she wanted you to take it off. you were one step closer to learning the scarf tricks. she’s freaking out. you’ve got her right where you want her.
The community college burn was real. During my time a few years ago class got canceled for a day because someone caught the student center on fire by toasting a toaster strudel multiple times. The pool table was damaged and never replaced, truly some of the darkest days of my education
Listen dude, you're not Eddy's boyfriend so it's not your place to help him with this. Stay in your lane or get in the "I wanna date Eddy" line like the rest of us.
This channel 100% has to be a parody. Some of the "lost in translation" lines are so funny that I refuse to believe this is anything other than a joke. Also, "smart people put a plastic bag on their face"? That's actually comedy genius considering it's extremely dangerous to put a plastic bag on your head lmao. Unfortunately every time I drink a juice box I have to be in the shower since I've had to replace 3 carpets and 10 shirts already..
I’ve heard some insane translations in my life as an ESL teacher in China, so what did it for me was the specific mention of ruining dad’s things for questionably useful crafts. lol
While you're probably right about the captions being satire the videos are probably from 5-Minute-Crafts because i recognized one of the actresses as being from 5-Minute Crafts and 123 GO
@@daldosbm Yeah, it seems like they have a big warehouse where they film these, it looks like little kiosks spread about and I'm sure more than one channel operates at a time, using the same 'hand models' as I like to call them. Channels like Five-Minute Crafts have caused the deaths and injuries of dozens of adults and children. I find it so odd that YT thinks someone talking about True Crime or using curse words is more important to remove or demonetize than dangerous content farms.
Salt/sugar preserved egg yolks are amazing and used as a seasoning or a topping like grating parmesan cheese. You brush the salt off once they have dried and grate them onto food. I used to preserve mine in smoked salt to give it more flavour. It's rly good, I know it sounds silly and weird but I promise it's good!
I’m glad you took the extra step to get a boyfriend. It’s the attention to detail that really makes the channel great. Also your tiktok pose is very accurate.
The snack bag hack is actually pretty great when you got multiple people over without an access to a bowl! You just cut that bad boy open and place it on the table for everyone to snack on
Same if you make microwave popcorn and don't want to dirty a bowl/don't have one! I used to do this all the time in college, and it works great for sharing just like you said.
Ever thought of just opening the bag normally? You can even curl down the sides if it’s really that much of an inconvenience to touch and you can reseal the bag
testing out the juice box made me weep with laughter. you actually managed to one up their already spectacular "there MUST be a better way!" footage. fantastic
Eddy can change his entire persona based on the shirt he wears. Man's outfit went from New Jersey pizza shop worker to Florida computer nerd to Average Brit. Also he could absolutely rock a scarf, he just bought a gross short red one here. He just needs a nice long gray scarf with the lil frills on each end.
The part where you tricked Drew into being your boyfriend was hilarious. It reminded me from that one episode of Nathan For You where he tricks someone into marrying him at a Chinese restaurant.
3:28 this confirms Eddy's guess and I now know where it is translated from. this is translated from Chinese and it is an internet slang "懒癌晚期” literally "late stage of lazy cancer". Yeah I know it's weird that cancer is used as a metaphor for laziness.
To be perfectly honest the "egg trick" is legit. We do the same thing at the restaurant I work at, we just rinse the salt off and smoke the yolks before shaving it over food, it's quite good. It's sorta like using shaved parmesan or something. Just a PSA 😅
@@mitchellclendening7682 yeah, we shave it on cesar salad, but you can do it on most anything that you'd want a strong egg flavor from. But the way the life hack video showed eddy is understandably not pleasant XD
Can confirm the wife one. I forgot a gift and made my wife a shoelace choker for our anniversary. She absolutely loved it. Unrelated to this, I no longer have a wife.
With salt cured eggs, after they’ve been sitting in the salt mixture, you’re supposed to wash them off, dehydrate them and then grate them onto things like pasta. They’re so delicious
6:18 actually, I will defend this life hack with my life because I use it whenever I eat popcorn and it's genuinely great because if you stick your hand in it'll get all buttery and gross, and I can almost never find a bowl the right size, and since you're not using a bowl at all, you have less dishes to do later
just fold the top of the bag in. like rolling up a sleeve, but instead of folding out, you fold in, so the greasy salty part of the bag is folded away.
The egg trick is cured egg yolk! It's used in some Asian recipes to add umami, kinda like a homemade MSG. It's also put in noodles/pasta and has the same vibe as cheese.
That egg hack is actually really good if you take it, throw it in a dehydrator after, and use it sparingly like a strong parmesan or salt/pepper. Grind it on the same way you would parmesan cheese.
@@BobbySacamano I also think they're great! you just don't, like, bite into them alone (unless you're in expert mode). More of a seasoning, when it's done like this. :)
3:00 I'm very passionate about this, so I have to mention it at least once when brought up; Vegetable is a cultural term used to describe plant matter we cook (not season, which are seasonings or spices) Fruit is a scientific term used to describe the part of a plant that starts from a flower and contains seeds They are not mutually exclusive, so it is entirely possible for something to be both, like a tomato
Dude these vids have been great. The vids on the Burback channel as well. They are great vids to watch before I go to sleep, because they're comedic yet actually give info on games and stuff. It is great. Keep up the great work!
SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear tsu
For the juice box one, that is occasionally a real problem. It's not that you don't use the straw but holding the box sometimes you inadvertently squeeze it and spray juice up through the straw, spilling it. Holding it by the 'ears' prevents the possibility of squeezing the box, so that *is* a solution! Just wanted to write because this brings back memories from school!
i did a little nose exhale when I had the thought "ah, i get it, fruitful, like gay!" and then i went on a mental journey trying to remember ever hearing somebody calling a gay thing fruity in real life and my nose exhale reversed itself
fun fact: fruits and vegetables are not mutually exclusive terms when classing tomatoes. the fact that it's a fruit is a botanical fact, and "vegetable" has no meaning in botanics. in other words, if a tomato is actually a fruit and not a vegetable, then every vegetable is actually something else and not a vegetable.
Eddy, I'm pretty sure you have the best moustache on RUclips. It's glorious. I'm happy to know that a fellow chip clipper and jacket guy has such a beautiful moustache.
neat actually useful hack for my fellow Chip Clippers: if you’ve got binder clips lying around & you don’t use them much, they make an excellent cheaper chip clip, or a good alternative if you’ve got no chip clips on hand and find yourself *in a bind*. large paper clips and some kinds of hair clips also work as excellent home-sourced chip clips (ofc wash the hairclips so that your hair grease doesn’t mix with the external chip grease causing an unpredictable chemical reaction). chip clippers for life 💫
the salted egg yolk thing is actually really good! its a cured egg yolk and they are wonderful shaved over pasta, or if you put more sugar in the cure and some like powdered vanilla and cinnamon or cloves in the cure they can be good finely grated over icecream.
Love this! But the scarf one - lots of scarf tying options rely on having the larger than average scarves, so I think you would have been fine if you got one of those. You CAN be a scarf guy my dude.
The bread cement coaster is actually kinda cool. I would make this if we weren't dealing with a huge economic crisis and didn't need to eat my moldy bread.
Eddy's joking in his intro but literally every time I get a notification for a new eddy or burback video I start loudly chanting "new vid new vid new vid"
Eddy, I really have to thank you for the visual of how you watch Tik Tok. I often ponder what you look like while scrolling through the app, and quite frankly it’s been bothering me everyday. Thank you so much for this, I can finally sleep easy🙏
15:06 the juice box flap thing is how I give my kid juice boxes otherwise she’ll squeeze them all over the damn place, so it’s a decent tip for kids haha
some people use binder clips and clothespins as mentioned above - i don’t consider that “disturbed” like the 1 person said lol in my mind they’re just unofficial chip clips. other people wrap a rubber band around the whole bag which is ehh bc it can make everything crumbly, but it works. some people scotch tape their bags closed. there’s some fancy ways of folding chip bags that keep em closed too, it’s sorcery that i don’t comprehend, and some people put their bags in a larger ziplock bag or empty the bag into one & cut out the label on the original chip bag to tape onto their new ziplock or tupperware homes. then, as the last reply mentioned, there are some sheer maniacs who just leave the bags unsealed. this final behavior is unhinged but generally treatable through simple discussion or a gift of chip clips. info source: i’m a petsitter and have encountered every imaginable form of snack storage in my time. i remember being young and naïve when i first started out, looking desperately for chip clips in rubber band households. nowadays, i’ve seen it all, and i’ll say this: chip clips for life. chip clips win.
some people are saying the “follows you” is part of the video that the tips account put on to trick people. it’s not, you can see how it’s not there when I show the video later. it was a glitch!
Fun vid, can't wait for the next
You have spoken the name elden ring… ELDEN LORD you are BEHOLDEN TO, a build video and or death compilation. THE CHOICE IS YOURS TARNISHED… so you don’t really have to do this.
Algorithm probably enables this "glitch" to get you to click on new accounts
Okay ebby doordash appreciate it, love the vids.
UWU
fuck. I should have known that awesome logo was too good to be true
hi drew
Gotcha dumbo!
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo.
don't worry, you'll still always be youtube's unofficial life hack nark ❤
It's too late now, as you can quite clearly see at the end of the video, eddy states that yes filing for divorce, he's cut ties with his girlfriend and your all he has leff
I think I can clarify the lazy cancer comment! This is the line that made me completely sure this was translated from Chinese-a common internet phrase is 懒癌晚期, which literally translates to “late-stage lazy cancer”, and it’s literally just used self-deprecatingly to say that you’re a lazy person. I don’t know why they attempted to translate this, but content farms like this…nobody understands them, man. Chinese people clown on them too even when it’s in Chinese.
Can you explain what Bill Gates's wife has to do with it?
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 completely lost on that one, sorry dude. Content farms are way beyond our understanding at this point, even in Chinese. My best guess is it’s one of those “getting you to comment” tactics, like bringing up your dad’s tires or harvard graduates or stuff like that.
ooooo thank you for explaining!!
Oh, so like terminally lazy?? (like terminally ill or terminally online)
i now want to use the the excuse of "late stage lazy cancer" if i keep procrastinating on something. may i actually be doing something more productive and beneficial to me? yes, but nobody else needs to know that.
"Hot in proximity but cold in your method" is basically a description of every decision I've ever made.
you're not that hot in proximity
@@treebit rude
@@ladybinicorn2800 sorry, I thought that saying the opposite would be creepy. I'm sure you're hot, don't let anybody tell you otherwise
My love life
i can relate
a lot.
Can't believe Eddy and Drew are legally boyfriends now. Good for them.
Power couple
They both cheat on their partners, as required by other channels. XD
Drew really fell off the deep end once Amanda went missing in Afghanistan....
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diversity win
Your girlfriend, Drew, dad, husband, and Bill Gates are going to be so mad when they see the mess you made in the kitchen. The 800 year old Harvard graduates will be pretty peeved too.
Doesn't Drew have at least 3 dads, and Joe Biden? For some reason I just thought of it reading your comment.
Don’t forget the son
And the wife!
As a jacket-wearing chip-clipper, this video really makes me feel seen.
Thanks Eddy!
same
don't worry eddy, i'm sure your girlfriend and boyfriend and wife will all forgive you instantly once they see what a great video you made this week! this'll blow right over, pal
What did he do?
and the kid
But what about his son??
@@robertelliott4026 cheated on all of them with each other :(
Don't firget about the fiance
so happy to see that drew can move on after Amanda was lost in Afghanistan, many happy wishes for the new burback-gonzalez couple
Burzalez
@@GrubbsandWyrm gonback
@@demetria-n Baby gonback
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Lol did Drew keep Danny's last name after Danny died/or they divorced? :P
Fun fact: the term “vegetable” is purely a culinary term with no real scientific basis, therefore the fact that a tomato is a fruit does not exclude it from being a vegetable
This is a fact I am going to be repeating at parties for the rest of my life.
Wait......so if vegetables aren't a thing....then what the fuck are carrots and lettuce and broccoli? They can't be fruit. So what are they?
@@galactic85 carrots are roots, lettuce(s?) are leaves and broccolis are flowers
(Botanically of course)
@@ambrases7129 🤯
also because the term vegetable is purely culinary, it can be said that vegetables are a social construct !
why would you need a chip clip
just eat the entire bag in one sitting like a normal american
Who eats a whole bag? You don't eat 5?
Omg hi berd :)
Makesome noise
Just like it's rude for people to think you shouldn't eat a whole rotisserie chicken in your car, by yourself, in the parking lot of the grocery store from whence it came; besides you want to eat it while it's fresh! Besides, everyone knows serving sizes are way out of line and one chicken is really just a single serving.
@@hblackburn5580 Your comment is so far removed from my experience of the world while somehow simultaneously being super relatable 😂 you painted a haunting picture with your words
So those are just cured egg yolks. They are meant to be grated over pasta or a salad or something as a garnish. I'm sure Eddy knew that, but I figured some people might not know that.
Gimme back my profile pic
Holy shit, that sounds great. I want to try that.
How do you cure an egg yolk?
@@FukaiKokoro salt.
@@FukaiKokoro It's a salt and sugar mixture that cures the yolk.
I’m so angry that Eddy showed the egg on the printer hack, but didn’t bother to check and see if it works. He intentionally edited that in, so I know he knows it exists. I need to know what’s the best way to send an egg to my mommy
Did it work?
I was really impressed that you managed to sit so quietly and still for 20 minutes. Then I realized I had the video paused. The video was pretty good anyways, Eddy. Keep up the good work!
Such dedication to Eddy! Truly remarkable!
Every time you pause a YT video, the actual creator can no longer move their physical form. It's a complicated law of internet science.
You’re a JOKE MASTER!
@@ZijnShayatanica I believe it. I read it right here on the internet (world wide web) :)
ok
He seems like a cool RUclipsr
I sure hope he isn’t going to watch Morbius more than four times in the future
i have the worst news for you
He would never do that... his boyfriend is not going to be happy about this!
It would also be a shame if he were to go to more than 17 rainforest cafes
Or if he attempted to have bowled 2 perfect games in wii bowling
or order copious amounts of food from multiple ghost restaurants
"You must not know the egg trick."
They're right, for it is ancient knowledge from the elder gods. No mere mortal brain can handle it.
The "egg trick" is just how to make cured egg yolks with a few steps taken out. Usually people cure egg yolks in salt and sugar for several days and then bake them to draw out excess moisture, and then they grate them on pastas and what have you. You don't eat them whole, and I think if they weren't fresh they'd go bad pretty quick if you didn't dry them out further in the oven
Yea, it's an actual dish. Usually grated on pasta, or in a lot of Asian cuisine, consumed with porridge or tofu...
I was looking for a comment that said this to see if I should post my own
@@weeping_willow7163 samez
Dont you love when craft accounts take an existing cuisine and pass it off as a hack
You can dry them in a food dehydrator if you don't have an oven.
If only the students at Euphoria high school had the chip clip. If their chips had retained the airy crunch they desire, maybe they wouldn't resort to such awful vices as narcotics. Something to think about
Very insightful.
Can confirm that stale chips started my teenage drug addiction. Thank God a church gave me some a year ago and 8 years in i was able to clip my chips and be born again.
Eddy has a son, wife, girlfriend, married to bill gates, and boyfriend just to do these hacks, true dedication to the hacks.
eddy this video is so good, got me straight giggling, chuckling, and snickering, i hope things go well with your dad, girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, and son. I was not involved in the mysterious disappearance of my ex wife in 1967
schlatt and eddy community crossover
It’s good to hear that you’re not involved in the mysterious disappearance of your ex wife in 1967 dude, I was worried.
@@hobistinyheartbag same
As your wife's sister, I am very relieved to hear that you were not involved in her disappearance in 1967. The stupid cops said that your finger prints were all over the evidences in question, but I am sure that they are just lying 👍
It's true. I was the wife
run the eggs over some cold water first, then you grate them onto things. They're basically just another way of garnishing or seasoning food and can actually be insanely good when you do it correctly
Cured egg yolks are top tier on top of carbonara
I'm actually really curious, what kinds of food are they good with? Also did he pretty much do it right or was there something he did wrong?
@@aarosslol5298 nah he got it mostly right, but you just don't eat em straight up. Grate em onto pasta, soups, stir fry, buttered bread, rice, scrambled eggs, really anything you want
Was hoping to see a comment like this in the top. Just so that people (and maybe even Eddy) give it another shot and dont shy away from something delicious 😉Even without a boyfriend to help 😆
Brad from Bon Appétit made them. If I remember, he tried a few different kinds and liked duck best
"You must not know the egg trick" sounds so fucking sinister to me, like she's warning me against learning forbidden, arcane egg lore that would drive me to madness
11:55 "Remove the tires of Dad's car"
I legit couldn't stop laughing. It's extremely difficult to take a tire off of ANYTHING without the right tools
Also insanely difficult to just "cut" a tire in half.
@@SilvrRazorFeather Was just gonna say. With a chainsaw maybe
At 18:52 the best quote: “You are hot in proximity, but cold in your method.”
The flaps on the sides of the juice box trick is really good for kids or people who struggle with gross motor skills so they grip the juice box too hard and spill it, idk why they would advertise it as a tip for everyone tho lol
Yeah, I think eddy might not have gotten that that tip was about the flaps and not the straw lol, that would have saved me so many spills as a kid
@@noellburnett5697 Yep, he tried the trick without the straw so I think that's how he interpreted it. I feel like he would get it if he didn't misunderstand.
this is more with infomercials than it is with weird life hack channels, but tricks and/or products that help people with mobility issues are often broadcast as mainstream tools bc the disabled market isn’t really big enough/is too diverse in terms of individual needs for many products and ideas to get traction, so they need abled people buying and looking at the things as well. they get where they need to go in the end - my aunt has severe neuropathic pain among other things and she’s basically an encyclopedia of every actually useful tiktok life hack & as seen on TV product at this point
@@sidoniegabrielle269 that’s absolutely true, I just feel like they could have shown it as being useful for kids or older people and it would’ve gotten more traction because in the context it was in it made it look silly
@@sidoniegabrielle269 problem is, people in the non-disabled market then see those products and call them stupid. And it’s not really their fault, because in the life of a non-disabled audience, a lot of those items kinda are stupid, but because they’re being advertised as for everybody they get hated on.
the "too many clothes at home?" bit has me in literal tears. "cut into 9,999 pieces." WHAT
these life hacks are somehow more unhinged than troom troom
I’ve seen the juice box “life hack” a few times over the years, and I think it’s usually meant for young kids so they don’t squeeze the juice out everywhere, not really for adults who have more developed fine motor control.
Common misconception! It's to give the juice box fins, making it more aerodynamic and aiding with steering.
Yeah, I don't think the straw really has anything to do with it. They just removed it for face-splashing scene so it was easier to squeeze the juice directly on her face. (Bluh, that sentence)
@@proxyclamsThey did not remove the straw. The straw is what is directing the squirt in that straight line onto her face at 14:23
Without the straw it burbles out irregularly, like it does for him at 14:36
@@SpearcaI think she actually squeezes it so hard that the straw flies out😂
16:06 of course she wanted you to take it off. you were one step closer to learning the scarf tricks. she’s freaking out. you’ve got her right where you want her.
as a community we don't talk enough about what a hard worker Eddy Burback
is
@Best 🅥 shut up i'd rather get rickrolled
Is
Because he admittedly is not
no, as a community we talk about chip clips and tummy down, toes up time
Maybe we would if he posted regularly
I’ve had to pause 6 times because I’m crying laughing. Congrats on the new wife and BF. Good luck with dad.
The community college burn was real. During my time a few years ago class got canceled for a day because someone caught the student center on fire by toasting a toaster strudel multiple times. The pool table was damaged and never replaced, truly some of the darkest days of my education
"During my time" like it was prison
Was the community college Greendale?
@@radekchrabota It definitely was troy
For cured egg yolks, it is best to gently rinse off the extra salt. You can grate them on top of pasta. They are used a lot in eastern cooking.
Listen dude, you're not Eddy's boyfriend so it's not your place to help him with this. Stay in your lane or get in the "I wanna date Eddy" line like the rest of us.
@@mason8920 i've never been more happy to read a reply
theyre also used in chinese cooking, my mom makes salted eggs but shes usually uses the whole egg lul
"is there a cancer for being lazy? uh oh......"
same eddy. Same.
Eddy you clearly have a drinking problem, never doubt the flaps
Flap-lyfe!
what are u talking abt all real drinkers use flaps
This channel 100% has to be a parody. Some of the "lost in translation" lines are so funny that I refuse to believe this is anything other than a joke. Also, "smart people put a plastic bag on their face"? That's actually comedy genius considering it's extremely dangerous to put a plastic bag on your head lmao.
Unfortunately every time I drink a juice box I have to be in the shower since I've had to replace 3 carpets and 10 shirts already..
I’ve heard some insane translations in my life as an ESL teacher in China, so what did it for me was the specific mention of ruining dad’s things for questionably useful crafts. lol
The get your boyfriend to help stuff is perfect. I agree with you, I'm 100% sure it's satire
Yeah, this is actually comedic brilliance!
While you're probably right about the captions being satire the videos are probably from 5-Minute-Crafts because i recognized one of the actresses as being from 5-Minute Crafts and 123 GO
@@daldosbm Yeah, it seems like they have a big warehouse where they film these, it looks like little kiosks spread about and I'm sure more than one channel operates at a time, using the same 'hand models' as I like to call them.
Channels like Five-Minute Crafts have caused the deaths and injuries of dozens of adults and children. I find it so odd that YT thinks someone talking about True Crime or using curse words is more important to remove or demonetize than dangerous content farms.
Salt/sugar preserved egg yolks are amazing and used as a seasoning or a topping like grating parmesan cheese. You brush the salt off once they have dried and grate them onto food. I used to preserve mine in smoked salt to give it more flavour. It's rly good, I know it sounds silly and weird but I promise it's good!
Cook the eggs. Crack the peel of the eggs. Put them into very salty water and add cool flavours. It tasts amazing.
I’m glad you took the extra step to get a boyfriend. It’s the attention to detail that really makes the channel great. Also your tiktok pose is very accurate.
your new son is so lucky to have you, your boyfriend, your girlfriend, and your wife watching out for him 💚
What about dad???
@@AguilarSquared dad left after the book thing
@@mycologyqueer how did he leave without his tires??
@@Detrasystem on the rocking horse.
Somewhere a conservative republican is having a heart attack while reading Marti's comment
10:42 I hate to be a stickler, but it was actually OVER 9000!!
Eddy has been blessing us these last two days. Truly an Easter miracle
Maybe he's Jesus himself
@@kelleyreeves965 nah he's better
Come to think of it, didn't he die earlier this month?
he is risen
hey what. did he post somewhere else
The snack bag hack is actually pretty great when you got multiple people over without an access to a bowl! You just cut that bad boy open and place it on the table for everyone to snack on
Ann Reardon's tried it before too. As long as you don't have to move or reclose the bag, it's pretty handy
Same if you make microwave popcorn and don't want to dirty a bowl/don't have one! I used to do this all the time in college, and it works great for sharing just like you said.
Ever thought of just opening the bag normally? You can even curl down the sides if it’s really that much of an inconvenience to touch and you can reseal the bag
Plus you don't ram your hand in there, squishing the bottom chips with such force they turn into crumbs by the time you get to them... it's smart.
My life hack for you is to try having bowls if you are having people over
testing out the juice box made me weep with laughter. you actually managed to one up their already spectacular "there MUST be a better way!" footage. fantastic
Eddy can change his entire persona based on the shirt he wears. Man's outfit went from New Jersey pizza shop worker to Florida computer nerd to Average Brit.
Also he could absolutely rock a scarf, he just bought a gross short red one here. He just needs a nice long gray scarf with the lil frills on each end.
The part where you tricked Drew into being your boyfriend was hilarious. It reminded me from that one episode of Nathan For You where he tricks someone into marrying him at a Chinese restaurant.
3:28 this confirms Eddy's guess and I now know where it is translated from.
this is translated from Chinese and it is an internet slang "懒癌晚期” literally "late stage of lazy cancer".
Yeah I know it's weird that cancer is used as a metaphor for laziness.
To be perfectly honest the "egg trick" is legit. We do the same thing at the restaurant I work at, we just rinse the salt off and smoke the yolks before shaving it over food, it's quite good. It's sorta like using shaved parmesan or something. Just a PSA 😅
That’s cool
yeahhh I was going to say. I'd imagine it would be better if you maybe mixed in some herbs as well instead of just sugar and salt
@@mitchellclendening7682 yeah, we shave it on cesar salad, but you can do it on most anything that you'd want a strong egg flavor from. But the way the life hack video showed eddy is understandably not pleasant XD
Yes, cured yolk is great!
Wakanda blade and shaving cream you using for the yolks? Asking for me.
Can confirm the wife one. I forgot a gift and made my wife a shoelace choker for our anniversary. She absolutely loved it. Unrelated to this, I no longer have a wife.
15:07 I just keep hearing SpongeBob and Patrick saying "firmly grasp it in your hand." 😂
With salt cured eggs, after they’ve been sitting in the salt mixture, you’re supposed to wash them off, dehydrate them and then grate them onto things like pasta. They’re so delicious
6:18 actually, I will defend this life hack with my life because I use it whenever I eat popcorn and it's genuinely great because if you stick your hand in it'll get all buttery and gross, and I can almost never find a bowl the right size, and since you're not using a bowl at all, you have less dishes to do later
microwave popcorn I actually agree with you that’s great! microwave popcorn bags hold strong as hell
hmmmm but have you considered… use a chip clip to eat the popcorn like awful chopsticks
just fold the top of the bag in. like rolling up a sleeve, but instead of folding out, you fold in, so the greasy salty part of the bag is folded away.
.....get a bowl dude, u said u can't find the right size, who cares if its too big and if its too small pour in popcorn twice
Mixing bowl
4:40 I have watched this three times now. “I don’t know why Melinda Gates wouldn’t want to tell me these” gets me every time
Eddy always seems like a dude who spent 5 years running a hydrovaccing company, after high school, before deciding to give university a try.
Oh gosh, oh gosh. I hope Eddy’s new wife, boyfriend, and son get along well with his girlfriend. 👍🙂
Thank god he will never be married to Bill Gates. He has enough partners already!
ah , yes - gimme a coaster for my cup that still scratches the table underneath
As long as it is also incredibly ugly.
The egg trick is cured egg yolk! It's used in some Asian recipes to add umami, kinda like a homemade MSG. It's also put in noodles/pasta and has the same vibe as cheese.
"Don't worry, delicious, salted egg yolk will be there" actually made me spit out my coffee.
As if they simply would leave the container… I love how they will wait for your return in a timely 4 days 😌❤️❤️
I died when this came on lmao
15:20 you have a bright future in 90s telemarketing commercials
Eddy, you're killing it man. Keep up the good work. We're proud of you.
I read that as “eddy, you’re killing a man” 😭
That egg hack is actually really good if you take it, throw it in a dehydrator after, and use it sparingly like a strong parmesan or salt/pepper. Grind it on the same way you would parmesan cheese.
I can't tell if you're kidding
@@BobbySacamano google cured egg yolks
@@BobbySacamano cured yolks are a thing!
@@BobbySacamano I also think they're great! you just don't, like, bite into them alone (unless you're in expert mode). More of a seasoning, when it's done like this. :)
3:00 I'm very passionate about this, so I have to mention it at least once when brought up;
Vegetable is a cultural term used to describe plant matter we cook (not season, which are seasonings or spices)
Fruit is a scientific term used to describe the part of a plant that starts from a flower and contains seeds
They are not mutually exclusive, so it is entirely possible for something to be both, like a tomato
Although in Sweden it is not uncommon to cook apples and I wouldn't consider apples vegetables... I guess there are exceptions
If you're speaking of culinary fruits, you should speak of culinary fruits, not botanical.
Dude these vids have been great. The vids on the Burback channel as well. They are great vids to watch before I go to sleep, because they're comedic yet actually give info on games and stuff. It is great. Keep up the great work!
I totally agree. They have been pumping out bangers lately!
SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear tsu
Agreed, what Eddy lacks in consistent upload schedule, he makes up for in consistent video quality
Ikr!
Is it gReAt tho?
For the juice box one, that is occasionally a real problem. It's not that you don't use the straw but holding the box sometimes you inadvertently squeeze it and spray juice up through the straw, spilling it. Holding it by the 'ears' prevents the possibility of squeezing the box, so that *is* a solution! Just wanted to write because this brings back memories from school!
yes, i was looking for this comment
It’s especially handy for small kids!
My kids weren't allowed to have juice boxes until someone taught us this tip!
"Welcome to the relationship, Dumbo. When can I meet your family? Fuck you." I'm 100% using this in my next relationship.
I feel kinda betrayed, I thought Eddy knew the egg trick this entire time
I was thinking maybe it was a joke channel from the beginning, but the seed catching bag cemented it in my mind. That's some god tier comedy
6:40 incorrect. The best way to eat a bag of chips is to open it from the top, eat out of it, and don't stop till it's empty.
Congrats on the new relationship to both you and drew, may it blossom and become fruitful
i did a little nose exhale when I had the thought "ah, i get it, fruitful, like gay!"
and then i went on a mental journey trying to remember ever hearing somebody calling a gay thing fruity in real life and my nose exhale reversed itself
@@fntthesmth423 not a joke I even thought about lol
“Don’t worry, delicious salted egg yolk will be there” where is it going?! Should I be worried about it leaving?
fun fact: fruits and vegetables are not mutually exclusive terms when classing tomatoes. the fact that it's a fruit is a botanical fact, and "vegetable" has no meaning in botanics. in other words, if a tomato is actually a fruit and not a vegetable, then every vegetable is actually something else and not a vegetable.
I would love to believe that Drew was kept completely in the dark during filming 😭😂
Was he? Or am I extremely gullible
Eddy: cooking hack videos are mostly helpful
Ann Readon/How to cook that: wanna bet mate
I love poor Dave!
10:30 I almost peed laughing at this clip.
9999 pieces. Good lord.
Eddy, I'm pretty sure you have the best moustache on RUclips. It's glorious. I'm happy to know that a fellow chip clipper and jacket guy has such a beautiful moustache.
neat actually useful hack for my fellow Chip Clippers: if you’ve got binder clips lying around & you don’t use them much, they make an excellent cheaper chip clip, or a good alternative if you’ve got no chip clips on hand and find yourself *in a bind*. large paper clips and some kinds of hair clips also work as excellent home-sourced chip clips (ofc wash the hairclips so that your hair grease doesn’t mix with the external chip grease causing an unpredictable chemical reaction). chip clippers for life 💫
Yes! My family has always used binder clips and paper clips as chip clips bc we always have some lying around
Another one is if you ever buy a pair of pants from the store and have one of those pants hangers lying around, you can rip off a clip from that.
Thank you for all the laughs! I really needed it! 😊
0:31 A lot of the cooking/baking "life hacks" are outright lies, the channel How To Cook That has a whole series debunking them.
Yaay gotta love Ann and her very brave husband Dave!
Yes I love how to cook that!! ❤
Despite your *very* complicated love life, I'm glad to see you starting a new chapter in your life. Jackets=fashion=personal growth.
Finally solved the mystery of all the dads who never came home from the milk store
the salted egg yolk thing is actually really good! its a cured egg yolk and they are wonderful shaved over pasta, or if you put more sugar in the cure and some like powdered vanilla and cinnamon or cloves in the cure they can be good finely grated over icecream.
Eddy, I love what you and your brother have been putting out. This content has been amazing. Both of the channels are incredible! Much love
“My girlfriend didn’t have a scarf… that I could borrow.” Sounds like she does not trust you with her scarfs.
Eddy you don't post often on this channel but when you do, boy oh boy are they quality! Just perfection.
im being completely honest, this is the funniest video ive seen in a long time- i couldnt stop laughing, thank you
14:02 could have been prevented with the melon seed bag smh 👎
Love this! But the scarf one - lots of scarf tying options rely on having the larger than average scarves, so I think you would have been fine if you got one of those. You CAN be a scarf guy my dude.
The video was pretty good
I COULD NOT HAVE IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN FIX A ZIPPER WITH A FORK!!!!
IT'S GENIUS
(so many wasted jackets...)
The bread cement coaster is actually kinda cool.
I would make this if we weren't dealing with a huge economic crisis and didn't need to eat my moldy bread.
Also a huge waste of cement. That’s not as easy to get either.
Eddy's joking in his intro but literally every time I get a notification for a new eddy or burback video I start loudly chanting "new vid new vid new vid"
That cement one though... Mixing up a 50 pound bag to make moldy bread coasters. How much bread you got?
this made me laugh so much i paused and got my roommate so we could watch it on the tv together. legs up, toes wigglin
if anyone wants to see a cement toast coaster in action, Evan & Katelyn made some absolutely lovely fully cursed ones
This is my new favorite eddy video. I’ve been binge watching you and I love your stuff so much you’re so underrated
Eddy, I really have to thank you for the visual of how you watch Tik Tok. I often ponder what you look like while scrolling through the app, and quite frankly it’s been bothering me everyday. Thank you so much for this, I can finally sleep easy🙏
There's something so uncomfortable about a man who looks like he could be my uncle saying the phrase "toes wiggling"
15:06 the juice box flap thing is how I give my kid juice boxes otherwise she’ll squeeze them all over the damn place, so it’s a decent tip for kids haha
Eddy going off about chip clips has made me suddenly get very confused. If people don’t use chip clips, how do they keep the bag closed?
The disturbing use of binder clips as a replacement
We've always just used a clothespin at my house.
Some can reseal like a plastic baggie
I’ve dated someone who just didn’t keep the bags closed
some people use binder clips and clothespins as mentioned above - i don’t consider that “disturbed” like the 1 person said lol in my mind they’re just unofficial chip clips. other people wrap a rubber band around the whole bag which is ehh bc it can make everything crumbly, but it works. some people scotch tape their bags closed. there’s some fancy ways of folding chip bags that keep em closed too, it’s sorcery that i don’t comprehend, and some people put their bags in a larger ziplock bag or empty the bag into one & cut out the label on the original chip bag to tape onto their new ziplock or tupperware homes. then, as the last reply mentioned, there are some sheer maniacs who just leave the bags unsealed. this final behavior is unhinged but generally treatable through simple discussion or a gift of chip clips.
info source: i’m a petsitter and have encountered every imaginable form of snack storage in my time. i remember being young and naïve when i first started out, looking desperately for chip clips in rubber band households. nowadays, i’ve seen it all, and i’ll say this:
chip clips for life. chip clips win.
I feel like I manifested this by going back and watching a bunch of eddy's old videos
Quick, do it again
as your son, i was devastated to find out about your wife, girlfriend, and boyfriend.
Can confirm, I’m 816 and wasn’t able to cut potatoes/tomatoes properly until I saw that video