HOW TO TELL A KID WHERE BABIES COME FROM

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  • @hazardous401
    @hazardous401 7 лет назад +8283

    Should've said: No babies were made in the making of this video.

    • @TheEbber22
      @TheEbber22 7 лет назад +500

      Or 'No babies were made in the harming of this video.'

    • @hazardous401
      @hazardous401 7 лет назад +38

      Ebber Damn, much better.

    • @AhhhTube
      @AhhhTube 5 лет назад +3

      Hahaha

    • @Ottts22
      @Ottts22 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @qsol0
      @qsol0 4 года назад +124

      No Videos were made in the making of this baby

  • @CRYPT0PLEX
    @CRYPT0PLEX 4 года назад +3325

    My mom told me that God did Auditions for mothers from all over the world and gave me to the best mummy 😂

    • @nathanmalik1697
      @nathanmalik1697 4 года назад +305

      I'll remember to use this line

    • @CRYPT0PLEX
      @CRYPT0PLEX 4 года назад +41

      @@nathanmalik1697 hahah lmao

    • @madhumaddy8535
      @madhumaddy8535 4 года назад +65

      That made my day 😍

    • @mayurirathod8254
      @mayurirathod8254 4 года назад +79

      Screen shot saved, I am sooooo gonna use it 😂😂

    • @CRYPT0PLEX
      @CRYPT0PLEX 4 года назад +4

      @@madhumaddy8535 😅😂

  • @1996Pinocchio
    @1996Pinocchio 4 года назад +1930

    "Where do babies come from?"
    "That's a good question, tell me, where have you been before you came here?"

    • @a.lenore2364
      @a.lenore2364 4 года назад +93

      That's brilliant

    • @swastikadas3104
      @swastikadas3104 4 года назад +61

      Pouff .. blew my mind 🤯
      How easy was that!

    • @michelearaujo5776
      @michelearaujo5776 4 года назад +7

      Perfect hahahaha

    • @ZORU11
      @ZORU11 4 года назад +149

      It will give the baby existential crisis 😂😂😂

    • @camilalouisem
      @camilalouisem 4 года назад +10

      Jordan Peterson style

  • @HissingThoughts
    @HissingThoughts 7 лет назад +2834

    Having been through this three times already, the trick is to pretend that they said "where do Barbies come from?".

  • @everdeneb4811
    @everdeneb4811 7 лет назад +794

    Give this sweet little girl an oscar

  • @CCandWally
    @CCandWally 7 лет назад +2661

    She did great, soon it will be How to Kid.

    • @dfaithrichoz60
      @dfaithrichoz60 7 лет назад +43

      True ! She will no doubt have some wonderful insights on How To ... get your Dad to... do this... do that... whilst laughing hysterically into the camera, lol. For the rest of her life, lol.
      I had 2 girls, they're fantastic and still have their Dad wrapped around their little finger to this day (in their 30's now).

    • @zerO-fn8oe
      @zerO-fn8oe 7 лет назад +4

      CC and Wally How to Mother

    • @Ottts22
      @Ottts22 4 года назад +8

      @@dfaithrichoz60 wished I would have had a Dad like you, mine wasn´t wrappable...

    • @vanillacherub6847
      @vanillacherub6847 4 года назад

      @@Ottts22 lmao. 😂😂😂

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 4 года назад

      How to teach your dad to use a Hologram Phone

  • @addoolbloosh5858
    @addoolbloosh5858 7 лет назад +8055

    But where do dads come from?

  • @kiwigirljacks
    @kiwigirljacks 7 лет назад +811

    Her reactions are so adorable. The frustrated flop back after the technical dad and her excitement when you start beat boxing especially 😂😍😍

  • @1ncandescence
    @1ncandescence 4 года назад +1126

    "the I told u before" dad who never actually told anything

    • @Shiva-jj6vb
      @Shiva-jj6vb 4 года назад +30

      You must've studied this in your junior school so I'm not gonna go through that again

    • @casy6203
      @casy6203 4 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @philipanderson7581
      @philipanderson7581 4 года назад +2

      i dont like that one bit

    • @kisacha7240
      @kisacha7240 4 года назад +1

      I'm your comment's 666th liker

    • @kerrytopel9835
      @kerrytopel9835 2 года назад +2

      That’s what belly buttons are for: when baby’s ready, that belly button opens up and out pops the baby. That’s what my babysitter told me when my mom went to hospital to have little sister. It made perfect sense to me.

  • @lizkeene105
    @lizkeene105 7 лет назад +2250

    "How to dad" dad impregnates wife
    "She'll be right" *thumbs up to himself in the mirror

  • @constanzarojas1901
    @constanzarojas1901 4 года назад +388

    My mom was a "technical mom" she was saying all this strange words and all I was thinking of was 'why my classmate thought this was funny?'

    • @noeliboeromaiorano
      @noeliboeromaiorano 3 года назад +13

      Yeah, same with me. I have always been the "goody two shoes" in my classroom. "Oh, you are so innocent, you don't do dirty jokes" Mate, I know the technicalities and aren't funny.

  • @mariabebi3627
    @mariabebi3627 3 года назад +159

    My mother was the coolest to straight forward tell me that i came from her stomach and to let me out they had to cut her skin. I asked her if it hurt her, She said “it did hurt but all the pain felt numb cause of the happiness of seeing your face. It was a beautiful kind of pain.”. From that day i felt so sorry towards her for having to go through so much pain just to give me birth and trust me that answer made me have so much respect for all the moms in the world. From age 7 to 16 and now, in the future, i wanna be a great mother like her. ❤️

    • @zendrix396
      @zendrix396 10 месяцев назад +2

      that's so sweet

    • @chonkigworl
      @chonkigworl 7 месяцев назад +1

      thats very adorable

  • @hayyaananwar7856
    @hayyaananwar7856 4 года назад +273

    My dad was also a runner dad. Its been 15 years and he is still running

  • @kellyiprado
    @kellyiprado 4 года назад +473

    my parents told me that i was born because they got married, so a kept asking them to marry again so i could have a brother or a sister. i'm 21 and it didn't work.

    • @fatmarabiaurun
      @fatmarabiaurun 4 года назад +83

      I think my parents also said something similar when I was 4-5 years old. But then, when I was 6 years old, I saw on TV news that a famous singer got pregnant and she was not married to her partner. Think about the confusion I had xD What happened later? I was apparently very upset and shocked, and asked my sister (who is 10 years older than I am) how it is possible if they are not married. She explained all the procedure to me, from intercourse to birth! I was truly traumatised and could not look at the faces of my dad or mom for a while hahaha

    • @erikawoods8975
      @erikawoods8975 4 года назад +8

      That’s what my kids call it when people French kiss, they never asked what that was just call it so. I’ve explained very technically how babies are made but they really didn’t seam to care to much. 3 and 5yo 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

    • @adamzoubi96
      @adamzoubi96 4 года назад +16

      @@fatmarabiaurun that's why kids shouldn't watch this garbage.

    • @trytiaamelia5211
      @trytiaamelia5211 4 года назад +1

      @@Zara21904 same with me😭

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 3 года назад +2

      When I was in my early twenties, my mother once remarked that obviously my (at the time) future husband and I didn’t have kids because we weren’t married. We just looked at each other thinking: how did she get pregnant before she was married.

  • @loveanime9890
    @loveanime9890 4 года назад +1544

    My mom told me that she found me in hospital

    • @vanillacherub6847
      @vanillacherub6847 4 года назад +50

      Oof

    • @nyekocreativity
      @nyekocreativity 4 года назад +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @braakwame_
      @braakwame_ 4 года назад +3

      😂😂

    • @geiseebag8754
      @geiseebag8754 4 года назад +23

      Oh shit that's sad.

    • @blackkrose5068
      @blackkrose5068 4 года назад +102

      Honestly I used to think that there is a room in the hospital where no one is allowed to go, and God makes the babies there (like a miracle) and then on every baby it says the address of the parents and their phone number so the doctors call and ask them to come and pick up their baby 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @elise2182
    @elise2182 4 года назад +215

    I really don't get the awkwardness. Apparently I asked my mum when I was three and she said something along the lines of "Well the mummy and daddy both have seeds, and when they decide to have a baby together they put them to grow in Mummy's belly".

    • @Rainbowgrrl
      @Rainbowgrrl 3 года назад +50

      This is a very good answer

    • @mrsTraveller64
      @mrsTraveller64 3 года назад +71

      Tried that with my son like 30 years ago, he started do give me seeds from sweet peppers to eat...

    • @abinothayyilsanoj4182
      @abinothayyilsanoj4182 3 года назад +6

      @@mrsTraveller64 😂

    • @howcomeihavesubs
      @howcomeihavesubs 3 года назад +10

      Tbh if I were a kid i would def buy that answer

    • @dev8195
      @dev8195 3 года назад +1

      @@mrsTraveller64 😄😆😅😂🤣

  • @94deea
    @94deea 4 года назад +710

    When I asked my dad how babies are made, he said "You get married and then you have a baby." I was like cool that's all I need to know

    • @ghostlyrose8946
      @ghostlyrose8946 3 года назад +28

      That exactly what I tell my 3 kiddos. It works!

    • @menahelkhan
      @menahelkhan 3 года назад +44

      same. I mean, my parents just told me they got married and that was somehow enough to curb my curiosity lmao.

    • @nottenarwle9906
      @nottenarwle9906 3 года назад +58

      Me too. Kids are rarely interested in the nitty gritties. They only want a logical reason that satisfies their question. Apparently babies magically popping into existence when parents marry satisfies this requirement.

    • @cloudmangalm03
      @cloudmangalm03 2 года назад +5

      This one goes into the pocket. Thank you very much

    • @mothiurNCL
      @mothiurNCL 2 года назад +8

      It worked for me, I believed it at an young age. No need to sexualise young children and until they're adolescent or teenage.

  • @jupiterpudding3237
    @jupiterpudding3237 5 лет назад +255

    "Where do babies come from?"
    "Idk u just showed up one day"

  • @pacoliralphhomerl.5232
    @pacoliralphhomerl.5232 5 лет назад +158

    You forgot the "When you're older" Dad

    • @mjaysaratchandra8196
      @mjaysaratchandra8196 4 года назад +6

      ya my mom always averted me by that excuse and i was always like how much older and it always used to be ten more years

    • @pokerandphilosophy8328
      @pokerandphilosophy8328 3 года назад +14

      @@mjaysaratchandra8196 I feel your pain. I'm 51 and my parents haven't told me yet.

    • @userunkown3046
      @userunkown3046 3 года назад +1

      @@pokerandphilosophy8328 uhm..just watch some po-

    • @Leo-vs9dx
      @Leo-vs9dx 3 года назад +2

      @@userunkown3046 some what?

    • @valencefootball9740
      @valencefootball9740 3 года назад +2

      @@Leo-vs9dx potato getting boiled

  • @ishana6038
    @ishana6038 4 года назад +159

    "you see when mommy n daddy really love each.... "
    where's that dad? 😂

    • @destroysilence
      @destroysilence 3 года назад +1

      Thank you!!!

    • @tiffanykuo4256
      @tiffanykuo4256 3 года назад +7

      I think he was going to say that for the cheesy dad but it was so cheesy he couldn’t bring himself to it

  • @xlenaqz
    @xlenaqz 3 года назад +62

    I think we could start saying something like: "Dad gave mom a magical baby bean that takes 9 months to become a baby and she uses her tummy as a flower pot" and then I would teach the kid how to grow avocados.

    • @YFL.111
      @YFL.111 Год назад +1

      I love this answer 😆

  • @cherylmockotr
    @cherylmockotr Год назад +43

    I babysat two girls about that age who asked me where babies come from because "Mommy won't tell us." So I told them... starting from how the DNA strands separate to form gametes. I threw in all my knowledge of genetics from my Biology major. They never asked me again! However they each have some beautiful children of their own now, so I can only assume I educated them quite well!

    • @AK-tf3fc
      @AK-tf3fc Год назад

      It also means you are a good dad and obviously a good grandfather

  • @alessiajacquard
    @alessiajacquard 3 года назад +50

    My dad said to me when I was 3 "you were in the basket with your elder sister in the river, then we said to each other what sweet girls, let's take them..." 😁😁😁

    • @lolu1606
      @lolu1606 2 года назад +4

      Your dad is funny 🤣🤣

    • @kenkei.mwaniki
      @kenkei.mwaniki Год назад +1

      In context this is sweet. out of context it sounds like kidnap😂

  • @wr4tuxkesa
    @wr4tuxkesa 7 лет назад +1103

    Am I the only one who knows that this guy has been wearing the same clothes for all his video😂 cool

    • @Supriya100kar
      @Supriya100kar 5 лет назад +90

      Even in TedTalk

    • @geek7227
      @geek7227 4 года назад +81

      How will his kids recognize him else?

    • @samyakhp4353
      @samyakhp4353 4 года назад +13

      No, everyone knows and he has said the reason in TedTalk

    • @linley-jane7878
      @linley-jane7878 4 года назад +1

      @@samyakhp4353 and I didn't pick up on that

    • @imaybestupid9707
      @imaybestupid9707 4 года назад

      cool story bro

  • @strumpet101
    @strumpet101 7 лет назад +358

    Dude. What about the 'put a book on their nightstand and never mention it' approach?

    • @Ottts22
      @Ottts22 5 лет назад +2

      the kid can´t read yet

    • @urmomgaygoogle7167
      @urmomgaygoogle7167 4 года назад +22

      I see we have the same dad

    • @lucioluciolucio
      @lucioluciolucio 4 года назад +6

      That’s how I learned

    • @ad2094
      @ad2094 4 года назад +1

      @afootineachworld this method was how my mom explained menstruation, adolescence and sex. To be fair, it was a good book 😅

    • @RobinVanger
      @RobinVanger 3 года назад +2

      I loved this is a child, it explained everything from pregnancy to puperty etc. She told me if I had questions obout things in the book I could ask but now I could just read the whole thing by myself in my room without feeling awkward

  • @monamuller8969
    @monamuller8969 5 лет назад +66

    My mother told me, babys are made when people sleep together. I wonderd my whole childhood (until 8 :D) how you can actually prevent being pregnant when you just have lie next to someone.

  • @van20aguas
    @van20aguas 4 года назад +188

    I told my baby brother that we bought him from a baby store.

    • @AnotherRandomChild
      @AnotherRandomChild 4 года назад +25

      I told my brother that we found him in a trash can

    • @zinebmahjoubi1992
      @zinebmahjoubi1992 3 года назад +3

      @@AnotherRandomChild they told me the same

    • @donjones4719
      @donjones4719 Год назад

      My siblings & I used to tell each other that mom got you from the bargain bin in John's Bargain Store. And my parents never did tell me. I think they were worn out from the ordeal of telling my 3 older siblings.

  • @simplystunninglyg
    @simplystunninglyg 7 лет назад +349

    my daughter asked how babies are made when she was 5, not the mum and dad part but what happens inside the uterus. You try explaining that to a 5 yr old in a way they can understand! It was hard work
    Everything came with a follow up "but how does that happen"

    • @meganslonesings
      @meganslonesings 5 лет назад +42

      Kids are SO smart.

    • @darrellsimon4462
      @darrellsimon4462 5 лет назад +6

      So how did you deal with it

    • @nondescript4311
      @nondescript4311 4 года назад +17

      If someone asked me I bet I'll end up reading an embryology textbook to them😂😂 because i haven't memorized it yet

    • @jass8529
      @jass8529 3 года назад +9

      A therepist i heard said that you should tell them the truth but in a decent way
      Like " your dad gave me some of his cells and i mix them with my cells to make you"

    • @Tom_McMurtry
      @Tom_McMurtry 3 года назад +1

      Does she want to be a scientist or doctor per chance?

  • @JohnoFilms
    @JohnoFilms 7 лет назад +49

    That girl's thumbs up... that thumbs up...
    I literally died of cuteness overload.

  • @brook1718
    @brook1718 4 года назад +20

    “When two people love each other very much...”

  • @wishingonthemoon1
    @wishingonthemoon1 2 года назад +38

    I’m an American in Central Europe, and they have a very different approach. They tell the kids when they’re very very young, and they buy them books when they’re toddlers even. They grow up just knowing.

    • @VioletEmerald
      @VioletEmerald Год назад +7

      It's good to know as young as possible I think. Knowledge is power and not a bad thing

    • @poksana5476
      @poksana5476 Год назад

      I googled Central Europe 😄 Not that many people say Central Europe or it's just me? Eastern, Western Europe are common but Central....

  • @Aparna_19
    @Aparna_19 4 года назад +69

    "Under 30 seconds."
    *looks at camera like in the office*
    Me: *Lenny face*

  • @botonja
    @botonja 7 лет назад +92

    Tell them the truth. Tell them that they came from the stars :)

    • @ninetynine5293
      @ninetynine5293 5 лет назад +1

      @@An-be1lm but in the end we are end up on a second last thing star and yes we cant say bingbang because it is just an assumption

    • @fajaradi1223
      @fajaradi1223 4 года назад

      The dead stars ...

    • @OnusOfNous
      @OnusOfNous 3 года назад

      Aww

    • @nazmunnahar9184
      @nazmunnahar9184 3 года назад

      I'm curious about your dad 😃

  • @airplainchild
    @airplainchild 7 лет назад +80

    My tactic is to talk about flowers. "Do you know how flowers get pollenated? Well dadadadada and then the flower becomes a fruit with seeds and those seeds get dispersed in the environment and grow to have their own flowers and it goes on and on. Well, same with people. The dad pollinates the mom and the mom grows a baby and releases it into the environment. --oh, how? Well... maybe ask your dad."

  • @Ladida386
    @Ladida386 4 года назад +10

    "Where do babies come from?"
    "Don't you remember? You were baby coming in our family just earlier."😂

  • @NRfun
    @NRfun 4 года назад +76

    When I was 5, one of my older friends told me the whole ordeal. Let's just say I was a little too young for that information, because I cried to my parants and told them that it couldn't be true. But when they said it was the truth I cried even more and was angry at them for doing such a disgusting thing and told them I was now never going to have babies, ever. 😅 Well...

    • @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327
      @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327 4 года назад +9

      Well?

    • @NRfun
      @NRfun 4 года назад +26

      @@dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327 Well I don't have any babies yet, but let's just say me and my fiancee didn't honour my past self's wishes. 🤣

    • @sabaidris6930
      @sabaidris6930 3 года назад +1

      Older friemds shouldn't happen 😡

    • @sabaidris6930
      @sabaidris6930 3 года назад +1

      @@NRfun 😂😂😂

    • @keriddunk1520
      @keriddunk1520 Год назад

      @@NRfun didn't honor wishes?

  • @lindani.m
    @lindani.m 4 года назад +56

    This is the 6th video I'm watching. I didn't search for this. I'm not even a parent 😂

    • @MadaraUchiha-dw9jl
      @MadaraUchiha-dw9jl 4 года назад +2

      Im just 17 😂, but the baby is way too cute .

    • @victorialn1317
      @victorialn1317 3 года назад

      yeah, me too, i’m 11 haahaaaah, that baby is too cute!

  • @suchi4free
    @suchi4free 4 года назад +26

    My mom told me "well babies grow in mom's tummy" when I asked how they get out, she panicked lol I remember it so well

    • @ChrissyNilsen
      @ChrissyNilsen 3 года назад +2

      The doctors cut the baby out ;) #csection

  • @laurenalmeyda6916
    @laurenalmeyda6916 5 лет назад +54

    "God put the baby in there, the baby grows and when it's big enough to come out, the doctor at the hospital takes the baby out. This is how I explained it to all my daycare kids when I was pregnant lol.

    • @samyakhp4353
      @samyakhp4353 4 года назад +7

      Dad=god

    • @anitadarling4592
      @anitadarling4592 3 года назад

      Yeah my mom told me something along those lines too!

    • @sabaidris6930
      @sabaidris6930 3 года назад +1

      Face the truth: you got fat because you ate, then you'll go to the doctor because you ate so much. Then you'll just happen to think, "I'm alreaady here so why not pick up this baby?" 😂

    • @ebonyaddison3021
      @ebonyaddison3021 2 года назад

      That's the best way to explain it.

  • @erfannadernezhad190
    @erfannadernezhad190 3 года назад +12

    My father told me that God sent you to us and I thought I was Jesus for years

  • @z.keeler37
    @z.keeler37 5 лет назад +19

    After this video: “so Dad, where DO babies come from?”

  • @roseJ96
    @roseJ96 4 года назад +10

    So cute how she started laughing along.

  • @YouKnowMe2011
    @YouKnowMe2011 6 лет назад +11

    The freak out dad is the most common dad. 🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @TheFirstManticore
    @TheFirstManticore 3 года назад +7

    I have never heard a child actually ask "Where do babies come from?" I had to tell my younger brother, at puberty, that fathers are related to their children.

  • @LouisEmery
    @LouisEmery 4 года назад +5

    My (catholic) parents told us they prayed to God that a baby would start growing (without any physical cause) in the mommy's stomach, then it comes out in 9 months. It appeared to be correct in the case of our new little sister and brother. My wife, a nurse, in contrast, just gave a direct medical explanation to our own young kids. I don't think it perturbed them.

  • @karank8578
    @karank8578 3 года назад +7

    1:12 kid laughed like she knows everything

  • @lightofeyezz
    @lightofeyezz 3 года назад +3

    Imagine her asking at the end...
    "But honestly dad, where DO babies come from?"

  • @Dee-ur9zq
    @Dee-ur9zq 7 лет назад +358

    so which kind of DAD are YOU??

  • @pokerandphilosophy8328
    @pokerandphilosophy8328 3 года назад +5

    There is also the analogical teaching method: "Kids on the backseats of cars cause accidents and, likewise, accidents on the backseats of cars cause kids".

  • @jo7458
    @jo7458 4 года назад +3

    I've been watching loads of your videos recently after one came up as a random suggestion.
    You are such a good Dad, just amazing.

  • @creativeaarts4023
    @creativeaarts4023 4 года назад +1

    His videos remind me how beautiful bond is the father - daughter bond

  • @ShatoraDragondore
    @ShatoraDragondore 7 лет назад +62

    Both your girls are so adorable

  • @MsKeksPudding
    @MsKeksPudding 4 года назад +2

    I approve the high ratio of Lion King entrances in these videos 10/10

  • @chrisallen2601
    @chrisallen2601 7 лет назад +36

    Your daughter is going to grow up a RUclips celebrity. I hope you know that

  • @AshbeeGaming
    @AshbeeGaming 7 лет назад +25

    That little thumbs up was adorable!

  • @panda-diy
    @panda-diy Год назад +5

    My niece once asked me how babies where made. I panicked and said "Ask your parents, they made you". She completely forgot about it a few days later 😂

  • @c0ronariu5
    @c0ronariu5 7 лет назад +4

    I ❤️ her laugh; it's impossible to be grumpy or sad when you see it

  • @slieschke
    @slieschke 7 лет назад +61

    Can I get your technical dad transcript?

  • @angelkotilainen
    @angelkotilainen 4 года назад +78

    The best way is to ask them what they think is the answer, and they will give some really weird answer and then you say good job XD Obviously that doesn't really work with late teens. Most kids find out through school friends anyway. Phew crisis averted, just send ur kids to school XD

    • @GoodlifeTruth
      @GoodlifeTruth 4 года назад +25

      Actually, the wisest and best thing to do is not to send them off to avert anything.
      You tell them the uncomfortable stuff.
      Let them build trust in you.
      Let them know that these are not "unmentionables" when it comes to my parents.
      You know what would really be averted? A lot of the teenage mess and regrettable stuff that wreck young ones as they get into puberty and only have other unwise teens to guide them.

    • @Rainbowgrrl
      @Rainbowgrrl 3 года назад +4

      @@GoodlifeTruth omg you are wise.

    • @howcomeihavesubs
      @howcomeihavesubs 3 года назад

      Cool

  • @SponzifyMee
    @SponzifyMee 7 лет назад +316

    where IS the mother?

  • @puzava
    @puzava 7 лет назад +61

    im the little white lie dad, "babies come from walmart" =)

  • @pradhumansharma9770
    @pradhumansharma9770 3 года назад +4

    Im not a parent but i do feel kids must be explained from an early age without parents having any awkwardness explaining too what is wrong and right.
    They will have a better understanding than teens and will remember things till teenagers or else they'll remain shy and awkward on the topic as u are.

  • @Agent-47-eh
    @Agent-47-eh 4 года назад +3

    I remember asking my mom but I went a step further and asked "Why do women have babies only when they are married? Why can't they have it before?" my mom just straight up said "You're too young for this"

  • @missywink1504
    @missywink1504 7 лет назад +10

    Ah, yes, I saw your daughter's tiny, little thumbs-up! Well done, Dad, well done!

  • @NovelieJewelry
    @NovelieJewelry 7 лет назад +7

    She's super cooperative and sweet :)

    • @samyakhp4353
      @samyakhp4353 4 года назад +1

      After the video "so dad, where do babies come from?"

  • @arefxp
    @arefxp 3 года назад +5

    My heart just melted because of the cuteness overload❤️

  • @naznimation
    @naznimation 4 года назад +8

    My mom told me about sperm, eggs, the uterus, the womb, and how they were formed. But never told me how exactly the sperm got to the egg, even tho I had asked a billion times.

  • @sg_1541
    @sg_1541 4 года назад +143

    My dad told me that they found me under the tree... So I can consider him white lie type??

    • @chytra939
      @chytra939 4 года назад +1

      Yes please consider 😂🤣....
      Happy new year gal !!

    • @yyathy
      @yyathy 4 года назад +11

      What if he had you told the truth? 🤔

    • @chigozie123
      @chigozie123 4 года назад +8

      Woah let's not rush to conclusions here...
      Have you ever randomly found a leaf on your head? This is a safe place. No one will judge...

    • @sg_1541
      @sg_1541 4 года назад +1

      @@chigozie123 no.. Lol.. 😂😂😂😂

    • @sg_1541
      @sg_1541 4 года назад +2

      @@yyathy I'm pretty sure that's not the case I have a birth certificate. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @1Thunderfire
    @1Thunderfire Год назад +1

    My niece recently found out exactly how babies come out of mum into the world. Needless to say, she told me that she doesn't want any babies in the future which I sympathise with since I never want any children of my own.

  • @aadil64x
    @aadil64x 7 лет назад +25

    He looks like a older Jon snow

  • @Scifisam
    @Scifisam 4 года назад +1

    The 'Be literal then distract with sweets dad' "Mommy's tummies. Speaking of tummies, who wants ice cream?!"

  • @lucasmacielfonseca8948
    @lucasmacielfonseca8948 3 года назад +3

    I'm brazilian and I'm teaching english to my son using your videos as examples. He loved this one XD

  • @FurqanHun
    @FurqanHun 3 года назад

    Technical dad's answer is best cause he's not lying nor a child would understand that 😂

  • @AvidlyGaming
    @AvidlyGaming 7 лет назад +12

    I am no dad but this channel is hilarious.

  • @DavyD-ku9xr
    @DavyD-ku9xr Год назад +1

    I remember vividly how my mother answered this question: "Babies are born from happiness. When the mother and the father is happy to be with one another, and the family is happy, a baby will be born". To this day it remains the best answer I've known to this question.

    • @VioletEmerald
      @VioletEmerald Год назад +1

      Except... it's very much not true and eventually the kid will have to learn about how babies can be accidentally created unintentionally and be unwanted and all that. Or happiness alone doesn't prevent infertility

  • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723
    @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723 7 лет назад +164

    If I'm ever a dad, I'm definitely going to be the technical dad.

    • @CiviAdam
      @CiviAdam 4 года назад +3

      Exactly

    • @aperson176
      @aperson176 3 года назад +9

      Lmao, just bore them so they don’t ask ;D

  • @thellamacorn8902
    @thellamacorn8902 3 года назад +3

    Honestly, I really don't get why parents don't just... say it. It's not like the kids are gonna think it's weird, it's only awkward cause you make it awkward! My mom sat down with me and my sister when I was like 3 and just told us, and that was that.

  • @-karekore8116
    @-karekore8116 4 года назад +1

    That little girl is an angel! So cute!!!

  • @ibrahimakid8503
    @ibrahimakid8503 4 года назад +5

    I feel sorry for this baby who keeps asking the same question and take those stupid answers every time. 😂

  • @macforme
    @macforme 4 года назад +1

    Well, I'm certainly glad we got that topic solved and out of the way.👍 She's all set a few more years..... next time she asks...tell her to Google it.🤣

  • @Smaugette
    @Smaugette 3 года назад +3

    You make cute kids! Thanks for the laughs.

  • @KaiTheTyrant
    @KaiTheTyrant Год назад +1

    My parents: Yeah, the baby is there. We made it together. You want details? I’ll tell you when you’re a little older.

    • @SpainBall24
      @SpainBall24 Год назад +2

      My parents: ok so a man and a women have s*x and then the women becomes pregnant and has the baby .
      My parents say the real reason

  • @mateuszabramek7015
    @mateuszabramek7015 4 года назад +3

    Matrix dad: I'll soon upload to your brain what you need to know.

  • @KotaTheGreatest
    @KotaTheGreatest 3 года назад +2

    I love the ferocity that kids have when they high 5

  • @cara8860
    @cara8860 3 года назад +9

    When I was like 3 yo, my mom told me that there’s a baby-store, where they bought the most beautiful and best baby they found 😂❤️
    Later (I was around age 5) when my little brother was born they told me that my mom wanted it and then it just grew in mummy’s tummy.
    When I was like 7 or 8 i watched a movie where it was explained. I understood the whole sperm and fertilization thing. But bc they just showed naked people kissing under a sheet in the movie, I thought that french kissing would make a woman pregnant and that sperm was produced in the salivary glands 😂😂
    When I found out, what’s actually happening, I was soooo disgusted lol

    • @youandremadeira
      @youandremadeira 3 года назад +1

      For a long time I though french kissing was the answer lol

    • @agoogleuser8945
      @agoogleuser8945 3 года назад

      For me, all I knew was that babies grew in the mother's stomach and when the time comes, the baby comes out. So I grew up thinking the baby somehow ripped open the mother's stomach to escape her body, which is why she would be in so much pain. As you could imagine, I didn't know anything about private parts.

  • @MaddieFishblob
    @MaddieFishblob Год назад +2

    In my family, they say that if you spend a couple of months praying for a baby, God grants your wish and puts one in a woman’s tummy - but it only works if she’s married so that’s why kids don’t get pregnant

  • @izusagaho519
    @izusagaho519 7 лет назад +9

    she is so adorable!!

  • @hamzasiyal4642
    @hamzasiyal4642 4 года назад +2

    I had some chickens so 😅For me it was like. "just like your chicken your mom had an egg and it broke and you came out of it. 😠" With angry face. "Dont ask again"
    I still remember poor me gifted an egg to my aunt 😅 she would always talk about married for 7 years and not having baby.

  • @Arten00
    @Arten00 4 года назад +3

    My child:Whwre do baby come from
    Me:your mom stomach
    My child:how did they get in there?
    Me:grow

  • @jillronan6786
    @jillronan6786 4 года назад +1

    If they’re old enough to ask, they’re old enough for a truthful (age appropriate!) answer.
    Even if you have to end with “um, well that particular part is kind of private, for adults”, it’s better than weird stories and lies

  • @tfanmart9112
    @tfanmart9112 4 года назад +5

    "Where babies come from?"
    I dont remember asking a question like that to my parents when i was a little kid, i only remember one time i asked my parents "when will we die?" and i got confused that they told me nobody knows anything like that
    I wonder, how my parents feel back then when i asked that question

    • @noeliboeromaiorano
      @noeliboeromaiorano 3 года назад

      My mom used to say me (still do) "I am so happy you came into my life" (when I was born) so one day I told her: "Wait. Where was I then?" She panicked and until today no remember her answer.

    • @everydaytoday4274
      @everydaytoday4274 3 года назад

      Me too I never asked that question before idk why I never curious where me or baby come from 😂

  • @Min-e5
    @Min-e5 Год назад +2

    I told my kids they come from mummy's tummy. My oldest asked how do we get inside mummy"s tummy? I said, I ate them. Lol Horrified them for a bit but later I told them God made them and they seems satisfied with that.

  • @synasingha6979
    @synasingha6979 4 года назад +5

    I told my kids that babies are sitting on the clouds and at the right time parents catch them and luckily the movie Stork was released at that time😸😸😸

  • @gdta1738
    @gdta1738 4 года назад +1

    The best one I heard is when mom and dad loves eachother very much

  • @thewinterizzy
    @thewinterizzy 7 лет назад +22

    Your FIRST VLOG on WEDNESDAY, YOU SAY? I'm excited. :D Also the Lion King answer was hilarious.

  • @respiratoryfailure3780
    @respiratoryfailure3780 4 года назад +3

    Can't wait for a "how to deal with your teenage kids" video

  • @allyien
    @allyien 5 лет назад +8

    THE CHIMNEY 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @phathumdeep
    @phathumdeep 6 лет назад +1

    That kid has an amazing high five!

  • @ruyekahatori3073
    @ruyekahatori3073 5 лет назад +4

    The She'll be a-ight dad
    (throws her book on how babies are made) She'll be a-ight