Die On That Jonah Hill | Episode 182 | NEW RORY & MAL
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
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Even though we’ve been away for a while we’re still very much online. We start with a disgruntled reddit thread about Julian and recap what we did with our week off. Mal gives everyone presents from Montreal and then shares an odd dream he had. Let’s talk about all the relationship trauma over the week. We go from Keke Palmer at Usher’s show, Jonah Hill’s demands, and an update on Adam22. This leads to a discussion on dating etiquette. On to music, Travis Scott’s ‘Utopia’ has a release date. We also discuss Lil Uzi’s album. This leads into another B-Dot list about rappers where we give some pushback. The song of the summer title remains up for grabs. It’s time for voicemails. We start with a classic breakfast food question directed at Eddin. The following two calls are relationship/is this hip-hop? NBA Summer League is on and Victor gets a rude welcome into the league by making headlines off the court. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!
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"I love fried chicken I got that gene" is a wild quote 🤣
Even mal's dreams are in hip hop. Lmaoo 😂
dreaming about black thought is wild tho
That dream is not hip hop though 🤣
Mal showing up with a bag of hats but not wearing one is hilarious
I mean he brought gifts for the crew
There’s a “no cap” joke in there somewhere
Rory is one of the most witty people on earth😂😂. He so quick with it
Fax
I didn’t know Julian was black but his affinity for white women makes more sense now
Julian's voice cracking when he said " I got a new bag now!" Made me spit out my orange juice
Im callin cap on Mal aint no way he would be okay in that keke situation.
Big facts 💯
For real. As much as he "nah fam, we not doing that" situations, he's definitely lying 😂
Most podders i watched. Were doing ALOT of pandering on this topic
I’m telling y’all some of these mfs are straight 🧢 Niggas just don’t wanna look a certain way by saying it but no man would be okay with that shit an if your with a guy that is okay with it he doesn’t really love you lmao
im glad they called demaris out for saying, its your fault for making me fall in love with you, idk why so many women act like taking accountability in any form is impossible 🤣🤣🤣
"I grew up in the projects" 😂😂😂Julian sounds white in every episode 😂😂
“You made me fall in love with you.” Is INSANE
That part right there. Like he could control her emotions and make her fall in love smh lol.
Singing along to headlines with the fellas is nasty 😂
Thats crazy
You can always tell how good/funny the episode is gonna be by the opening clip they use before the intro.
This one about to be a classic 😂
For sure Julian gone low key press Mal for that tote bag after the pod.
But Julian the most feminine one there 😂😂
All Julez gonna do is let another girl debo him for it😂
The fact that Demaris name dropped Mr. Marcus speaks volumes. lol
Says all we need to know
Black Thought in Mals dream got me weak yo. Like what 😂😂😂
Yaaaaaaayyyyy a hatless Mal episode 😄 I feel like if his girl plays in his hair he either get mad at her or he purrs like a cat🤷🏽♀️ it's a toss up 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is the funniest podcast in the world lmfao Mal is such a unicorn and unintentionally hilarious 😹😹😹
@Kable7VKords 🤣Definitely unintentionally hilarious
Demaris' facial expression when Julian said "if she orders from the more expensive part of the menu" had me dyyyyying
When you hear Big D talk you would assume she has purple hair
Why am I NOT shocked with Demaris’ take on the Keke Palmer topic?? She really insinuated that Darius was “hating” on his GIRLFRIEND after also stating that he posted Keke’s body on HIS page before so what sense would that make?? & the fellas keep mentioning Usher’s actions as if it matters…it’s about Keke’s behavior with him!! I feel like most men would feel a way seeing their girlfriend/fiancé/wife on video giving another man a hug with the 2 arms around the neck & holding onto him for that long & then giving him a twirl to see the cheeks lol!!
I do want to challenge Julian and Baby D just a touch. The notion that a person can reserve all rights to behave one way in perpetuity simply because you meet them that in that condition a not correct. None of my remarks are a comment on Jonah hill or Keke palmer. I want to address a broad principle of romantic elasticity. If I fall for a flirty woman, that is wonderful. Yet, I don't want her to be flirty with another man if we are serious. Take parenthood as another example. Women will often demand that men mature past what they have previously demonstrated after having a child with them. That is not unreasonable. Can a man say you knew I was wild and unpredictable when I was single? This prerogative to remain static in a fluid situation is more of a debating tactic than it is a real expectation. A man's take home pay use to be five dollars. That's doesn't cover parking anymore. Their has to be an idea of relationship inflation.
Ive been watching since the old pod , and i wanna highlight and show appreciation for rory and mal and how they always had each others back and how they truly loyal homies , its genuine and it shows . Yall really squad and loyal friends 🤞🏾🙏🏾🫡🫡🫡🫡 😤 this is my #favoritepod and will continue to support for life 💪🏾💪🏾💎
Yeah I mainly still watch/listen now mainly because I respect both of their characters they seem like genuine people 💯
Demaris! The sip and shade for Julian?!!! LOL 2:35.
Julian @ 49:12 "That's my bag." 😂😂😂😂 I'm at work in pain. Laughin cuz of Julian.
Julian and Parks can go toe to toe for the one-liner king 😂😂
It’s crazy I never put that together. Julian is this show’s Parks 😂😂
@@davidearle7209they stay with the one liners 😂
actually....facts. i miss Parks for that alone.
Julian was hurt by that reddit thread😂😂😂😂
If women can reserve the right to change their minds at any time & withdraw consent without being labelled manipulative/abusive, why can't men like Jonah Hill change their minds about what they thought they could handle, but later learnt they couldn't (without being labelled manipulative/abusive)?
I kid you not, I live for the Eddin remarks lol.. He just gets it loooool
Yes, I agree. I have been saying, and thinking the same thing since he came on the show/Pod.
@@teresitaarciniega2604 SUCH a good addition!
Yes, I miss Eddin❤
Rory saying that Astroworld was his “Views” is a crazy comparison 💀
Mal “ I thought you wasn’t coming back to my place” 😂😂😂
as someone who isnt on the social apps (twitter, ig, etc), i was seeing alot of videos on RUclips abt this jonah thing. now watching this i finally have some context. 😅
great episode gang!
no cap mal is HIGH KEY a vibe. ❤
46:02 Trey can give Lena 20min of hits huh Rory 😂
If you gotta prove to other black ppl that you black then it’s not really in you 😂
Logic type beat
You couldn’t have put this any simpler. That talk with him and white girls a couple months ago probably had people start questioning him…
Bullshit. Niggas will claim you're not black because you listen to rock music.
I’m surprised that he is half black bc he always says only Mal cn say the “n” word. Him saying that it’s not his word to say tells me what side of the segregated rope he’s on 😂
Very true I couldn’t believe he was half black at first bc of what comes out his mouth ..
I was clapping for Demaris when she said nahhhhh yall just don't like the response to the honesty. BE HONEST MY GUY AND THANK YOUUU peroooo baby lol I now have the choice based on your honesty (which I truly appreciate) but papiiii lol if I chose to leave don't be upset. Still love you tho
& I'd hesitate to order meat on the 1st date with Mal, but after maybe the 2nd ok baby imma get a rib lol 😆 😂
No if someone is actually honest, that's not how it works
Rory: "I was looking for lipstick on the cans..."
Mal: "I don't like how you're directing this at me"
...🦗
Acting like Usher ain't a threat is ridiculous. No man wants to see his woman melting all over another man.
imagine if I told a girl, it's her fault for making me fall in love with her...😂🙄😒 D would tell my ass to take accountability and that "it" doesn't work like that. but Jonah hill made his ex fall in love with him....😆
Ya really let mal get away with “I don’t like white guys” 😂😂
Rory putting breakfast food at 3 is wild. Ice cold with that take
1:55:30 😂😂😂 "Sharing rooms? At the Drake concert?" 😂😂😂 the way Mal said that was funny af. He was appalled. 😂😂😂
The leader of the proud boys is Spanish so Julian definitely can be apart of them
Still shocking AF
@joseurbaez8869 you must not know a lot of Latino people if the leader of the proud boys being Spanish is shocking to you.
@@jeromejenkins151 Don’t do that. My name is literally Jose lol. And yes i’m still shocked because WHO TF RAISED THEM? (them being Latino ‘proud boy’s)
@@joseurbaez8869Have you not read a newspaper? How is it you didn't know this?
@@sinamen516 I said it is still shocking, not that I didn’t know….
1:49:57 MAL HAD ME WEAK 🤣😂🤣😂
Y'all need to have the whole crew sit together like on a couch. Demaris, Julian and Eddin's background look like they are setup in an abandoned storage closet lol
The real question about the drake concert is… is a group of men going to a drake concert hip hop. And the answer is NOOOOO. I’d back out on the plans to 😂😂
You’re fuccin crazy lol. His next album is literally called for da dogs😂😂😂
Julian said that man looked "weathered" ... I CANNOT LOOOOL!!!!
Watching the pod is so different. I normally just listen to the audio.
“Opening up for usher” Julian is INSANE 💀💀💀
I always forget that Mal has like a perfect hair line
"...and hookah's the Holy Ghost" is SICK lmaoooooo
why Mal start laughin as soon as bro said they had a trip planned to detroit 🤣🤣🤣
Mal knowing the dude did porn for years but act like he don’t know him is hilarious
Demaris said bro was a rookie 😂
Confession: I did the same thing. As soon as I saw homie I said, "Oh. That's Jason Luv" When it got brought up in the group chat I said, "I don't know bro's name, but he look like he about to give her the business" 🤣
"Did you just rap-genius waffels?!" is hilarious! 😂😂
1:55 “I wonder how they infiltrated” is hilarious in that context 😆🤣🤣
Mal having fam in Canada def makes him ovo Mal 😂
I love how they glossed over Demaris' flirt with Mal about knowing how to tilt her head back and catch it
Time stamp?
Uzi is more original/influential than Travis wtf are they tlkin about , travis is fire but hes a follower from his image to the music
Jonah hill be high asf he probably don’t remember writing that 😂😂😂
Mals dreams are HipHop
We don’t do drive-by’s in Charlotte
F Dat Keke out of line for wearing that dress and grinding on Usher like that knowing the world is watching her. She completely disrespected that man in the public eye and he had every right to respond the way he did.
Julian with the random shot at the Bronx Brewery lol
edin sleep under 3 great danes talking about some *muffled*”im over here”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Julian: thats my bag 🎒
Rest of the world: dude literally took your bag fym 😂
Vo "LUMP" tuous is hilarious 😂
Demaris has the Celsius can 2min. In… GUILTY 😂
Mal wylin wit the Wolverine comment 😭😭
We have mails waiting was wild pause 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Calling KiKi’s guy ‘Steadman’ is wild disrespectful and belittling. My God!
Nah peep Eden in the cut during the Keke Palmer convo “She fine as fuck” 😂
Yomi isn’t Asian …
@1:34:10 that's the best part on this pod bro! 😅😂😂
1. Waffle
2. French Toast
3. Pancakes
BLACK THOUGHT IS TOP 2 OR 3 RIGHT NOW & ALL TIME
1.Breakfast 2.Dinner 3.Lunch
1.french toast 2.waffles 3.pancakes
Keke let a bunch of broke single mid women ruin her relationship.
Pound Town showed me that at the young age of 26 I’m officially out of touch and I feel old lol had to Google it and after 15 seconds of lyrics I immediately turned it off😂 Aint no way people actually listening to that fr. If that’s song of the summer I’m ready for winter ASAP
Eternal Atake is Lil Uzi best album by far!!!
Y’all don’t miss 😂listened yesterday now I’m watching it today
Finally not a prerecorded podcast addressing actual events
MAL WAS IN THE ZONE! MANS WAS IN HIS POCKET ALL EPISODE SHEEEEEESHHH !
I have a huge appreciation for Travis. Feel how you want about Russ but he was the first rapper to perform at the Pyramids of Giza.
Love The Podcast 🌟 Y'all Keep Me Entertained
that's a nuru message
Edin that Exodia reference went over the old heads
Not me learning what buoys are for from Rory 😂
Getting chummy while surfing sounds wild lol
We need a Bais' feature in the new stu
Niggas talking about Usher’s a classy guy. You clearly haven’t heard the first verse on his song “Lil Freak”. 😂 Dude wasn’t bugging he knew.
Black thought popped up in Mal’s dream like Candy Man. 9:29
This doesn’t need to be a discussion or anything…..but it’s really cool to watch this podcast grow and, IMO, pass the Jbp. This is a consistently better podcast and that is an amazing thing considering they have yet to reach 200 episodes.
Appreciate the love Ransom got on the pod ✊🏽 super underappreciated
This episode was hella funny!!
"Hov of the porn" had Mal offended af.
😂😂😂😂
That is an amazing professional massage lol
Demaris stay caping for the women. Can they do any wrong?
Demaris lookin fire !
mal: i wouldnt kiss no man in a movie
julian: oh come on!
mal: WHADDUYOUMEAN COME ON😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When shooting some bail leads to breaking the case 😭
That Celsius ad promo is cringey af but i get it get your coins btw that drink is horrible health wise lol
Mal looks nice this episode .. no hat 😊
This episode was hilarious, made me have those wholesome, full laughs 🥹 ily guys
Ight Eddin, I see you with the Exodia reference 😏