Grish. Was one the best boss I had. I worked there while I was studying. Unfortunately I had to leave due to family split due to covid and had to help a friend out his Nana passed and my partner and I had to help them out with rent. While I was working there grish and his wife would go out their way to drop the workers off home because they thought it was unsafe to walk home by yourself at night even if it wasn't very far. Or if it was pissing down raining. His wife would work at the back with us. She was very kind. Sometimes the bouncers or the staff from the Lawrence group would get free food from them at the end the night. Because he understood how stressful work late to early morning was.
Bro Sanjay and guresh are the most Kiwist Indians you could get. Damn their humour had me in stitches and cracking up on top of guys ridiculous and hilarious remarks. This is the best episode so far. Better than the park swings you stole last week. Keep up the solid mahi fullahs. All the best mah Gz.
haha yeah an Aussie here and Guy is one cunny funt . we aussies should steal him as one of our own like heaps of other good Kiwi shit we have stolen or like other Kiwis , will get sick of Kiwis and come to Oz and pretend to be Australian
@@sprintershepherd4359 You had him for 20 years. Got him addicted to motorcycles and prison sent him back to New Zealand. He's completed his education in Kiwi in humour and it works better on intertube, he's not going back.
@William Pelicanson - NZer here - good on ya mate! Last visited Aussie in 2002 - only went to Sydney. Had a great time! Sydney doesn't feel like the huge place that it is when you're pottering around Darling Harbour! Loved the trains too - got out to my brother's place in Sutherland in no time!
That conversation about developing a backstory and wanting to go in undercover, and explaining that he doesn't need to go under cover, is fucking hilarious. Dude is bright and funny AF.
Best and funniest episode yet! Shout out to Guy Williams and the NZT crew for breaking potentially awkward social barriers and bringing NZers together through great comedic journalism. Sunjay should quit his uber/dentist job and become a comedian haha
@@KanyeKetchup We get the Batchelor & the late late show (which shd be on much later!) in Australia too...rather stick rusty barbed wire in me eyes than watch any 'reality' shite. We get Wellington paranormal, but wish we got this...lm 500% racist against our journos!
I had dinner there last night and I went to put my card pin in and the transaction just went through and I go “aye do I not have to put in my pin?” And he goes “no I am Indian I just take the money” 🤣🤣 then he offered me to use chargers and to play the music in the store coz It was only me there he was a pretty crack up dude
@@8029x not sure how ur brain works but normally that would implie that I was not on it or have ever been once... Sorry if your raised on walfare Haha!
My best guess is that it's a caste thing??? So many non Indians just see Indians being "racist" to Indians, and get mega confused, by caste discrimination is actually a big issue in nz. Most Indian business owners here are higher caste, and a small amount either don't hire lower caste Indians, or hire them and commit legal work violations (occasionally you'll see worker exploitation stories in the news and people get confused because both the owners and exploited are indians).
Yeah see it at my current work place. The last eight years Indians and Pakistanis treat Nepalese like slaves, some of the Indians are quite rude to female managers and others only work hard under an Indian/South Asian manager. I also think it’s an age thing too, some of the ones that are in their early thirties are just empty heads when it comes to common sense things.
How have I just discovered this channel?? I’m just binging every video I can right now and laughing my ass off at how hilarious this guy is 😄 I absolutely love New Zealand humour. Taika Watiti is my favourite director and just person to see in anything right now, I just recently watched What We Do In The Shadows, and have also been binging the TV show since that and loving every single episode lol (I know that’s less NZ, but it’s still directed by Taika, and him and Jemaine, and even Jonathan Brugh make occasional appearances)
Hamsterdam. H-Tizzle. H-Town. City of the future. The Tron. Don't care what anyone says, Hamiltonians know how good they've got it.. 5 to 10 minutes away from where you need to be or get to. Best party city in New Zealand they just don't boast about it like people from every other NZ City/Town. I see you Katchafire!😎🤣
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Sanjay was majestic, and this episode is a classic case of "fact is stranger than fiction". 500% unreal XD
Hilarious guy
Wholey fuck, hes a killer
Seriously what a legend... 500% legend.
"what's my backstory" fucking lol
Ah Sanjay lol
Holy shit sanjay is a natural comedian his timing is impeccable
We need to see him in a movie foreal
Sanjay is literally the human version of making shit up as it comes along. We need him on future episodes please guy 🤣
Yes need more sanjay in my life
He's in every episode... in disguise.
It has 660 likes freaky lol
Grish. Was one the best boss I had. I worked there while I was studying. Unfortunately I had to leave due to family split due to covid and had to help a friend out his Nana passed and my partner and I had to help them out with rent. While I was working there grish and his wife would go out their way to drop the workers off home because they thought it was unsafe to walk home by yourself at night even if it wasn't very far. Or if it was pissing down raining. His wife would work at the back with us. She was very kind. Sometimes the bouncers or the staff from the Lawrence group would get free food from them at the end the night. Because he understood how stressful work late to early morning was.
Now that's 500% compassion
but was he racist?
I'm going to hazard a guess that you're not Indian
This is 500% wholesome. Sorry your boss was a bit racist tho.
Indians and Asians always be one step ahead of us
NZT: Single handedly keeping the long, proud tradition of investigative journalism alive.
In Guy we trust
Like a Boss/Like a Legend B-)
He's more of a Gunzel Journalist
Are you a Kwi!? I see you lurking in Colbert and Trevor Noah's comments EVERY. DAY.
500%
Things Sanjay said with a Straight face. 500% Awesome
Right at the end was hilarious!😂😂
Bro Sanjay and guresh are the most Kiwist Indians you could get. Damn their humour had me in stitches and cracking up on top of guys ridiculous and hilarious remarks. This is the best episode so far. Better than the park swings you stole last week. Keep up the solid mahi fullahs. All the best mah Gz.
Guy has upgraded from his Jono and Ben days and has his own sidekick now
Jono and Ben was straight shit
Tbf Guy was always on another level from the Jono and Bean trash show
@@n.z.s.l2676 I didn't mind jono and ben, one of my favorites was their paradoy of boy(called man)
Jono and Ben sold out
Never stop making these. You're a hero and legend for nz
Sanjay is an incredible actor, dentist and Uber driver.
who knew you couldn't be an uber driver on a restricted license??!
500% awesome
Also Master of Disguise.
Was almost pope as well
And very qualified and hard-working at all of them...
I love the way Guy chuckles with his whole body. He rocks and can save NZ one shithole town at a time.
As an Australian, I've never wanted to be a Kiwi more. Best channel on RUclips - never fails to make me crack up.
haha yeah an Aussie here and Guy is one cunny funt . we aussies should steal him as one of our own like heaps of other good Kiwi shit we have stolen
or like other Kiwis , will get sick of Kiwis and come to Oz and pretend to be Australian
@@sprintershepherd4359 You had him for 20 years. Got him addicted to motorcycles and prison sent him back to New Zealand. He's completed his education in Kiwi in humour and it works better on intertube, he's not going back.
It's not just RUclips this is on network TV here 🤣
@William Pelicanson - NZer here - good on ya mate! Last visited Aussie in 2002 - only went to Sydney. Had a great time!
Sydney doesn't feel like the huge place that it is when you're pottering around Darling Harbour!
Loved the trains too - got out to my brother's place in Sutherland in no time!
Wait till you find out what the wages, rent and petrol are. Its so dire it makes Rove seem... not so bad.
That conversation about developing a backstory and wanting to go in undercover, and explaining that he doesn't need to go under cover, is fucking hilarious.
Dude is bright and funny AF.
How does Sanjay keep a straight face. The man is hilarious!
cause he spittin facts fam
Sanjay stealing the show... more Sanjay undercover work please!
The “Top pedigree” line is so good 😂
Bruh. you gotta keep the undercover dentist, illegal uber driver, give a shout who agrees?
This one was too good 😂 Hands down favourite series at the moment
"Was this a good strategy? I went back to the dipshits on the street to find out!"
Fucking amazing
Best and funniest episode yet! Shout out to Guy Williams and the NZT crew for breaking potentially awkward social barriers and bringing NZers together through great comedic journalism. Sunjay should quit his uber/dentist job and become a comedian haha
I love New Zealand Today, please never stop making these Guy Williams. This episode was 500% awesome.
Who is Sanjay when he's not being the funniest thing ever on NZT?? 😂😂
Dentist and Uber driver, take your pick
@@1NOHERO haha... well played
Why hasn't this show picked up more viewers?
Hands down one of the best things I've seen. Please tell me this is a major hit at least in new Zealand?!
definitely has a bit of a cult following. Guy is a legend but new zealand suffers a lot from tall poppy syndrome
definetly not enough of a hit, cable television is an L these days :(
People watch shiite Bachelor or that crap with Jeremy Corbett
@@KanyeKetchup We get the Batchelor & the late late show (which shd be on much later!) in Australia too...rather stick rusty barbed wire in me eyes than watch any 'reality' shite.
We get Wellington paranormal, but wish we got this...lm 500% racist against our journos!
@@jenniferhayto4341 guy is cringe bro
I had dinner there last night and I went to put my card pin in and the transaction just went through and I go “aye do I not have to put in my pin?” And he goes “no I am Indian I just take the money” 🤣🤣 then he offered me to use chargers and to play the music in the store coz It was only me there he was a pretty crack up dude
He's a good guy 🤷
Haha that's gold
Scored a tinny outside of that burger joint once.
From a Guy with a bucket hat, high vis vest and camo pants? Me too, had stalks and was underweight!
Is that all ya can afford on walfare? Dam could of got a fid atleast
Its always good to toke up bro
@@Unknownexplorer666 says the dog who is most definitely on the benefit
@@8029x not sure how ur brain works but normally that would implie that I was not on it or have ever been once... Sorry if your raised on walfare Haha!
Sanjay is an absolute legend
"How old is the youngest?" Smart man, knows whether or not the mother will be able to work flexible hours.
4:06 "How the fuck is that a disguise?!"
"Because I'm more of a league fan than a rugby fan. I support the Warriors" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 troll level 500% 😂
This should be on TV instead of the absolute rubbish shows we get such as The Block, Mask Singer.
This literally is a tv show??
This would work well in an Eating Media Lunch type show.
but it is tv3 freeview have it on ,new season just been done now .
Sanjay coming in with Jemaine Clement levels of deadpan kiwi humour
This Girish guy is a legend lol
My best guess is that it's a caste thing??? So many non Indians just see Indians being "racist" to Indians, and get mega confused, by caste discrimination is actually a big issue in nz. Most Indian business owners here are higher caste, and a small amount either don't hire lower caste Indians, or hire them and commit legal work violations (occasionally you'll see worker exploitation stories in the news and people get confused because both the owners and exploited are indians).
What are you smoking buddy ?
@@mahipalfiroda6697 wtf are you thinking
Indians whole society is based on caste and skin colour... I think the owner is sick of their scams
Yeah see it at my current work place. The last eight years Indians and Pakistanis treat Nepalese like slaves, some of the Indians are quite rude to female managers and others only work hard under an Indian/South Asian manager. I also think it’s an age thing too, some of the ones that are in their early thirties are just empty heads when it comes to common sense things.
Bro he's not racist that's the point. Maybe he disliked the person as a person not because of his race
The most mind blowing thing about this is that someone drives a truck simulator in his free time.
"Monotonous Job Simulator" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
At least a truck can go fast. Other people play farm simulators
Old comment but euro truck simulator 2 is elite
@@FireManiac58Hell yeah brother 🚚
I love this so much, it made my morning. It was better than my left hand.
Sanjay is by far the best part of this haha
OKAY i cant tell if hes doing it on purpose or not but Sanjay has perfect comedic timing he's fuckn hilarious without even trying
The Euro Truck Simulator 2 curve ball took me BIG TIME LOL
One of the best episodes, man's doesn't give a shit
500% going to that restaurant
this is one of the best vids you guys have made, and that's sayin somethin
Man I love that restaurant owner 😅
There is no Indian guy in six sixty and hence Dunedin has no Indians 😂😂😂
Sanjay was a legend, that deadpan humor hahaha
“Sanjay are you a sexism expert as well?”
“No, that’s why I find this whole thing a bit tense”
Sanjay funniest man in nz fr
Sanjay needs to start his own stand up comedy career he is gold
bloody Sanjay though, what a champion!
absolutely mate, dude is a legend
One of your best to date. You three were great together.
Hamiltons so progressive. Great in depth series , love it.. Grish is a true kiwi.
Girish... You had me at 'I'm 500%' 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also, someone please give Sanjay a network TV show! 😂😂😂 Kirikiriroa represent!!!!!👏👏👏
*hamiltron you racist
Get up Girish ! Best 3:10am party spot in H Town 🍻
"and i planned it to be pretty bad" The casting for that human ranking bit was perfection
Channel 5 and New Zealand today need to collab.
That would be the greatest crossover in media history
unreal work man... loving the upload frequency
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Sanjay carried. Hope this gets the attention it deserves. A+
Girish is an absolute legend.
He’s top pedigree lol
I think this episode may be the best so far, so so well done XD
This show just keeps on giving great kiwi content🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🔥🔥🔥💯
I remember randomly seeing reviews a year ago and showed my boss all of them it was insane
"directions don't exists in space" Omg this mans a genius
A Worldwide Franchise was 500% born this Episode in New Zealand today.
I wanna go there for a burger now
So glad it's still called "New Zealand Today" and not that other name.
Bring Sanjay back he's very funny
Sanjay was gold. Love from Australia. Guy is a champion
I'm like 20 seconds into meeting your "undercover" indian guy and am already convinced he should be a permanent co-host.
I 500% enjoyed this episode
Lost it at 15:35 with Grish’s arrangement 😂😂😂
Sanjay is a bloody legend. I actually loved this episode.
Does anyone here remember brucies opposite the sky tower in Auckland? Had that crazy cd on repeat 24/7 😂
What a place that was
Loving this comedic duo 🙌🏼 Sanjays poker face is something else 😆
Why do I weep every time I watch a NZT documentary?
How would any one know? Maybe clean ya vessel or something
That was a good episode man.
500% better than the last episode Guy 🔥
BRO EVERY EPISODE JUST GETS BETTER AND FUCKIN BETTER HOLY FUCK IM GONNA MAKE MY FUCKIN KIDS WATCH THIS
"If they make good burgers" - My man.
guy is a legend with this reporting
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO!!!
This is comedy gold. 500% thumbs up
mate this is golden, keep on with the RUclips uploads 🤣
How have I just discovered this channel?? I’m just binging every video I can right now and laughing my ass off at how hilarious this guy is 😄
I absolutely love New Zealand humour. Taika Watiti is my favourite director and just person to see in anything right now, I just recently watched What We Do In The Shadows, and have also been binging the TV show since that and loving every single episode lol (I know that’s less NZ, but it’s still directed by Taika, and him and Jemaine, and even Jonathan Brugh make occasional appearances)
When he said "the elephant in the room", I was expecting an actual elephant
More of Sanjay please. excellent dead-pan comedy
New NZT episode? Taking the piss out of Hamilton? I'm in! :D
I'm part Indian and can fully understand where he's coming from.
The most racist to indian comments i ever heard in nz are from indians amd also the excuse is "i can say that cos I'm indian" 😂😂
This made my day... thank you
Hamsterdam. H-Tizzle. H-Town. City of the future. The Tron. Don't care what anyone says, Hamiltonians know how good they've got it.. 5 to 10 minutes away from where you need to be or get to. Best party city in New Zealand they just don't boast about it like people from every other NZ City/Town. I see you Katchafire!😎🤣
this is so good man...500 percent
Sanjay is my spirit mate. He can drive me anywhere he wants.
The fact that the reviews and his comments are fully legit makes me fucking laugh-cry omfg
Oh man, I cant tell you how funny this sounds in a NZ accent
He fuckin arranged them by skin tone hahahaha 😂 love it
How will it ever beat McGinties?
Once you face gets a clobbering
Sanjay killed me with "500% offended"
Did I just witness "the caterpillar" in a burger joint? I will make it my life's mission to visit this place and lay down some sick bop moves
“I even got a tattoo, didn’t know the meaning. Now I do. It’s the king of black people.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 this shit is GOLD !! Had me in tears the whole episode lmao .
I jumped off my toilet seat when euro truck sim was revealed
“I pulled a sickie today” 💀
This is the best show available in Australia!
Aus...tralia?
RefuelJo has been randomly following me on Instagram since I first moved to Hamilton... I assume it's Grish lol. Thanks for the likes on my pics man.
Sanjay is such a good character in the NZ multiverse
Guresh is a great man! Heart of gold!